>leads game for a combined total of zero seconds >Wins

>when the game ended had more points than the adversary
>Wins

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>2002
>the NFL literally makes up a new rule on the fly (tuck rule) in order to get Brady to the owl
>is carried by Adam Vinatieri for his first owl """win"""

>2004
>stole signals from other teams in order to get to the owl
>yet again saved by Adam Vinatieri

>2005
>at this point completely spying on other team's practice
>have videotapes of every single defensive play and signal
>for the third time, completely carried by Adam Vinatieri

>2015
>deflates opponents balls in order to literally squeeze out every possible advantage
>"accidental" wireless headphone problems for the visiting team - this literally only happens at Foxborough
>was moments away from being BTFO'd by a third year rookie 5'8" manlet
>completely, unironically, shameless saved by Malcolm Butler

>2017
>somehow dodges being banned from the league despite over a decade of consistent cheating
>puts on one of the worst first-half performances in superb owl history
>is completely, 100% carried by James White in the second half
>is somehow credited as MVP
>game winning score was a simple handoff to White
>people already forget that Brady almost throw an INT on the previous play

Oh, and he's good pals with Drumpf.

Name a bigger fraud in all of sports. I dare you.

>>74366387
Mvp shoulda gone to whoever called heads on the cointoss

>>74366497
Not really that big of a deal. He'll be gone some day. They'll all be gone some day.

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>>74366513
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>74366387
Sounds like a loss to me but being the Pats the league probably handed them another win

>>74366497

We deflated our own balls you dink.

>Pats fans mad at Goddell
>Goddell literally won them 2/5 of their rings

>>74366387
*

Only 2 legit rings.

>>74366497
Saved lol :P

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>>74366497
>carried by Vinatieri
>in SB38 and 39

>>74366497
No

>>74366497
>third year rookie
Are you a retard?

>>74367814
Russell Wilson was in his third NFL season when he """lost""" to the deflatriots.

>>74366497
IT WAS HER TURN!!!!!!

>>74366497
SEETHING

>>74366497
>people uniroincally replied to this bait

have another (you) bro, you deserved it!

>>74366539

He got to go to and see a pretty bad ass super bowl at the end. I hope he was up for the whole thing.

>>74366497
Despite some exaggeration and bad fact-checking, with a few edits this can become the greatest anti-Cheatriots pasta.
18 crappy Bradypastas, but this can be (and should be) the ONE.

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>>74366497

>>74366387
>plays against Eli Manning
>loses

>>74366497
Praise

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>>74366497
The thing that gets me most is that you are baiting for (You)'s, but there will unironically be some bumbling retarded who legitimately believes that an autistic copypasta like this rally means he's not the GOAT.

>>74366387
>Already 20 days since the owl
>ppl still ass blasted that brady won his fifth ring

Will you ever recover when he wins his sixth?

>>74366497
>third year rookie

What did he mean by this?

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>>74366387

>hfw bradley threw a pik-6

how could he disappoint her, bros

>>74381422
>actual pointy elbows

>>74374784
TWICE
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