Mikke "kulli" Granlund's lacrosse goal edition.
good edition
>canada and usa are arguing about bumplimits
>meanwhile finland is quietly becoming the next great hockey dominator
carry on
>>74365611
>a fucking cross
finland smell like poo
>running a red light is the same as creating a new thread a few posts early
Autism knows no bounds
>I don't understand analogies
broons
just got a job offer from my dream job lads, im on cloud fucking nine
>>74365743
LEL LOOK AT THAT FUGGIN AMBHIBIAN.
>>74365739
The job and your co-workers will turn out to be shit though and you will lose any hope for this life.
>>74365759
y-you too
>>74365739
Very nice.
Dont get too excited though, life has a way to fuck it up somehow.
>>74365774
I guarantee you are a bruins fan and your favourite player is Marchand
>>74365739
hope your car breaks down day 1 and your 45 minutes late and fired immediately fuck you
>>74365774
>Canucks.webm
>>74365774
I hope someone takes out corey perrys knee with a sledgehammer one day.
If the jackets keep this spot, they will win a playoff round
why are finland such pussies?
Hello friends
>>74365896
hallå
>>74365904
'Ello
>>74365904
I appreciate your choice of language :)
>>74365821
Can't handle the bants huh binlan
Is it possible to have a dynasty in the salary cap era WITHOUT cheating?
Just get rid of the Cap, it just corrupts the game.
>>74365951
>slewfoot
>banter
Humour me with an explanation
>>74365953
>wanting to become like bundes "lol buyern wins" league
No fucking thanks.
>>74365961
Like when Matt Cooke took out Tyson barrie's knee in the playoffs. shit was hilarious
>>74365961
>slew foot
lmao he barely fucking touched him. He did it to try and agitate Laine.
>>74365951
>>74365976
Delet dis
>>74365963
MEXICANS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY
Here's my impression of an american ice hockey fan:
lmao injuries
Here's my impression of a finnish ice hockey fan:
pic
Does Matthews have downs-syndrome or what is wrong with his face?
>his team unironically picked a mexican before laine
top kek
here's my impression of someone appreciating questions
>>74366091
Why are finns so triggered by Matthews?
>>74366101
why are leafs so mad that they can't score?
>>74366101
i mostly hate his piglike nose and his smuk face
>>74366091
You first
>>74366101
Don't generalize. I think he's awesome player and person.
>>74366101
its pretty pathetic desu, finland is a very sad place with very sad people
although you would be sad and pathetic too if you looked like this
>>74365976
can you point out for me the part where lie-neigh got a concussion?
>>74366053
I'm literally whiter than you and have traced my blood back to Norway
>>74366108
>Leafs
>Cant score
Alright Pegga
>>74366137
nobody asked Jose
>>74366142
You sure seemed interested, Pablo
>>74366091
Isn't the main characteristic downs syndrome people have their eyes? Their eyes are always round and buggy looking.
>>74366147
divegrass mexican get out reee
>>74366149
Look selänne's eyes
>>74366138
>#1 draft pick all star
>can barely beat a caveman defenseman
i stand by the finns assessment
bug eyes?
>>74366118
Im sorry Jussi. Its just whenever someone makes fun of Matthews, its usually a blue cross.
Sometimes I think theyre jealous of way with women
>>74366165
This caveman defenseman has as many goals as Ovechkin. Are you saying Ovechkin can't score?
>>74366165
>caveman defenceman
>"""""defenceman""""""
Lel
>>74366176
>non-white girlfriend
....
>>74366188
>implying that's not better than a white non-girlfriend
>>74366176
why did you screenshot this picture from yesterday rather than save it like a normal person?
>>74366176
Damn he looks handsome af there. Would suck off to completion with that slut watching.
t. girl
my mom just told me that my grandma died
>>74366221
>leafs fans being this butthurt they have to pretend to be girls
>>74366179
maybe in the past
just look at him now
hes clearly over the hill
>>74366176
Did he dump the one in this pic?
>>74366229
That sucks, I'm sorry for your loss my friend
>>74366240
>>74366249
what a gaylord
>>74366165
He's scored more goals than most players
And he's still the best defender in hockey
Quit being a faggot
>>74366272
>And he's still the best defender in hockey
hello yes where is the proofs
>>74366240
>implying he doesnt just pull a different bitch every night
>>74366272
Don't mind the hongcouverite, he's just bootyblasted that when his team tanks the best they can get is olli juoshit
The Columbus blue jackets (formed in 1998 (started play in 2001) under the late owner john h McConnell) have played 17 years at nationwide arena, it is still the best kept and cleaning arena in the NHL
How does it feel to have shit on your walls >rags fans
>>74366272
That's not down the stretch Roman Josi
>>74366321
>down the stretch
So you're admiting he doesn't play at the same level as burns all year long?
Is Burns just a rich mans Erik Karlsson
Whats the memest city in sports and why is it San Francisco?
>>74366330
He plays when it matters, stat babbies please, you burn up fast in the playoffs
It's like Ovie, sure you can score a lot of goals in the season but when it comes down to it you fucking suck in the playoffs and will probably never win a cup which is why Crosby is much better
>>74366343
>San Francisco
You mean San Jose?
>>74366343
Wrong.
It's Vegas.
>>74366346
But that's not what good players do, good players play like every game is the playoffs and don't wait until half the season is over to start playing
>>74366362
>1 team
>0 memes
>>74366352
The entire Bay Area is San Francisco sports.
Warriors, 49ers, Sharks and Giants. Memest area in sports
>>74366365
Yeah that's why Burns is 31 almost 32 without a cup. Preds will win a cup in the next 3 years
>>74366372
San Jose's memes are all reddit.
Vegas is the patrician /hoc/ choice.
>>74366389
Lol at least he's been to a cup
>>74366415
Preds are a very young team they'll be in it this year or next
>>74366415
>being ousted in June is different than being ousted in May or April
Ha
>>74366415
and got BTFO
devils are elite
>>74366429
LOL they won't even make the playoffs let alone the Stanley cup finals
>>74366431
winning a conference is more than the laffs have done in 50 years
I think everyone that watches hockey and takes time to post on internet forums about it is a friend.
BREAKING: St. Louis Blues agree to five-year, $19.25 million ($3.85m AAV) extension with Patrik Berglund.
>>74366451
Im a Pongs fan bub
>>74366456
Good post, good deal :)
>>74366461
>taking pride in bandwagoning
>>74366481
Unless youre an Arizona fan youre a bandwagon
>>74366448
>he doesn't realize playoff push Forsberg and preds is in full effect
>weather reports were saying we would get 6+ inches of snow
>storm stayed south and so far I have gotten barely a dusting
>literally right on the edge of the storm
This isn't very comfy lads. I wanted enough snow to kill the fucking geese.
>>74366456
>st poois committing themselves to mediocrity
what did they mean by this?
>>74366492
Yeah, filip forsberg, who else? Ryjo is a blow hard in the playoffs, pekka is fucking terrible in he playoffs, Josi is nothing, who else? You have way too much hope
I wish I was from Sweden
Hey it's me, yeah, Filip Forsberg I like scoring hat tricks, yeah, it's real fun, yeah yeah.
>>74366456
Wew that is awful when you look at some of the players earning 3.75-4.5 mil
>>74366550
>Someone unironically traded him for Martin Erat
>>74366495
>get weather warnings yesterday for tons of snow
>anticipate class being cancelled today and sleep in
>wake up, its raining really hard and not snowing
>all classes cancelled anyways
comfy as fuck desu. i'm glad my school's administration is a bunch of wimps
>>74366249
Well that settles it. I'm a Laine man now, Mathews is a faggot.
all memeing aside shorks >>>> preds
even as supreme chokers, preds should of kept weber if they wanted to contend
>>74366526
Well they also hired Yeo. I think he would be an amazing assistant coach but reports have said he lost control of the locker room.
>His school isn't in Ohio
>his school isn't in the middle of a 75F day
I feel bad for all of you I get to wear shorts
>>74366229
Did she drop any sweet loot
>>74366533
Playoff Wilson is proven to be elite as fuck, Saros is a god card, Ryan Johansen will set up Arvy even more who's again elite as fuck.
The preds might as well already be awarded the cup, all 4 lines are good, all defensive lines are great
preds will win the Stanley Cup
>>74366575
>he wears shorts in public
>>74366454
>>74366575
>Ohio
Why would I purposely live in a shithole?
Jesus fuck, not even jackets fans are this delusional, and even more delusional than the devils Greece fans and oilcucks
Who /lifelong VGK/ here?
>>74366582
>he thinks the West is even competitive to the Atlantic division
Metro has the cup already. West is trash
>>74366602
lol
>>74366604
>shithole
>he's never been to Ohio
I live in the metro parks
>>74366454
So do I, but they keep proving me wrong time and time again.
>>74366582
>all defensive lines are great
>all defensive lines
when will sunbeltes be stopped from discussing hockey
>>74366609
Theres two delusional preds posters who post a shitton, they just go under the radar because preds are irrelevant lol
nobody hates them enough to care
>>74366454
>>74366636
>>74366602
Friends :)
>>74366636
It will be okay finlan.
Just read what the delusional predaturd fan is saying and take solace that you will never be that dumb.
>>74366623
>Ohio
>anything but the literal asshole of America
>>74366617
>east coast
>competitive
Is that why the Predators have stomped the Poo jackets,
>>74366641
pairings, it must suck being so autistic since you get no interaction in your little log cabin
>>74366680
>mad at Ohio
>>74366617
The Atlantic is the worst division though. I agree the Metro will likely win the cup but saying the Atlantic is better than the west is retarded.
I always confuse Utah and Ohio lmao
>SCF will be blue jackets preds
>blue jackets will sweep in five
>preds will miss the layoffs for the next 8 years
>tfw
pretty good feel 2bh
>>74366691
>stomped
You got 2 lucky goals thanks to ref puck and you won 4-3 twice
That's not stomping
>>74366731
West is trash. Name 1 team from the west that can compete in the East.
>>74366738
>sweep in 5
>>74366758
Maybe the Blackhawks
>>74366759
welcome to /hoc/ newfriend
enjoy your stay
>>74366738
That would require the blow jackets to win a playoff series lmao
>>74366738
>blue jackets will sweep in five
poo jackets confirmed for sweep by pongs
>>74366773
Theyve won a playoff series before faggot
>>74366773
>implying they won
It took the predators 5 appearances to win one
>>74366623
>he lives in Ohio
>>74366739
>refpuck
>against the preds
we talking about the Preds vs poo jackets right? also you're still a loser, fucking shit team, enjoying your bad trade?
>>74366788
When?
>>74366788
Oh boy
If I were you, I'd put some serious CASH on the pongs winning the stainless bowl
I know I did
>>74366798
>bad trade
How many goals has johansen scored since he was traded?
Seth jones is elite as fuck
>>74366788
?????
>>74366800
2014 vs the Pongs
>>74366825
>>74366691
Sunbelt niggers thinking they know shit about hockey cracks me up
>>74366808
>imblying it will not be the kittycats with playmaker barkov and jokinen
kyspls
>>74366796
>he doesn't
>>74366798
blowjackets won that trade you retard
>>74366837
>he doesnt know
>>74366844
I want that as much as you but you have to put your emotions and personal bias away when betting.
And the pingpongs are a sure weiner this year.
If poohio is so great why did my old roommate leave it and said he never wants to go back? Checkmate rustnigger.
>>74366825
wew lad
>>74366874
He's a faggot just like you
>I'm Canadian
Reminder that this Ohio faggot can't even skate
>>74366818
>seth jones
>elite
we're talking about the lanklet with no physical presence in his hockey game right? B-b-but goals it totally isn't a result of Werenski and 2 potent high scoring lines. Puhlease Jones is a product of the system not the other way around
Ryan Johansen excels on both sides of the ice and you can plug anywhere and he'll produce the favored results
>>74366853
>ohio nature
>you will never attend a Kessel cup party and get sloppy drunk with Amanda resulting in embarrassing drunk sex.
Should I jump in the river?
>>74366907
As an unbiased and neutral spectator I would say the trade was pretty even. The difference is negligible.
>>74366898
Actually I can
>>74366908
>this mad
>>74366910
>he has never woken up between Amanda Kessel and pulju's sister
Damn son, I feel sorry for you..
>>74366918
Wennberg is better than johansen
>he lives in such a shitty state he has to spend his days on the entire trying to defend it anonymously
>>74366939
What does he have to do with this conversation? We're talking about Jones and Johansen.
>>74366934
Puljus sister is underage, I suggest not sexualising her
>he lives in such a barren state that he has to make fun of beautiful states to get his rocks off
>>74366968
no u
>>74366968
>age of consent
Wew lad
>>74366924
Ohio is just ugly tennessee
>>74366918
ehhhh I dunno one is a leading scorer, the other one was reliant on a dominant team to become noticeable, Werenski is making the pairing and Columbus has a stacked team plus bobrovsky covers up mistakes
>>74366910
>embarrassing
what
>>74366968
How old?
Age of consent here is 15
>>74367013
>leading scorer
He has less points than Alexander wennberg
Seth jones is becoming the face of the bluejackets
>>74367038
>seth jones not werenski is becomign the face of the blue jackets
wew lad
>>74367013
>bluejackets
>stacked
They don't have a single superstar
>>74367049
If werenski was becoming the face don't you think he would have made the all star game?
>>74367037
>>74367009
>>74366983
just stop sexualising her, OK!?
>>74367030
I imagine we would be too drunk. I also never said I would be the one embarrassed.
>>74367051
He is a rookie you dumb faggot. Matthews made the allstar game because the laffs suck penisdick beyond their rookies.
would you /hoc/?
What technique is this?
>>74367093
dabbing in the middle of a fucking game, fucking finns can't stop memeing if their job depended on it
>>74367087
is that gary busey
>>74367105
no
well, yeah
>>74367049
While werenski maybe the best rookie defenseman hockey has seen in a long time, Seth jones is the better of the two, he will be here for a very long time >>74367083
But he is the best rookie defenseman, Kadri and marner could have gone, the allstar game is usually to show who is the face of the teams in the NHL, that's why Crosby, ovi, rinne, and sorts went they are all the face of their teams
>>74367087
So we never decided on her age. Age of consent here is 16. It would be weird because she looks so much like him but then again I would be banging the GOAT's sister. Assuming she is at least 16, yes.
>captcha is a picture of a room
>select everything matching "house"
what did they mean by this?
her instagram is private, ima try to get in
>>74367127
she's 16
>>74367123
>jones the guy with no physical presence in his game and slow at skating
He's not very good desu there's a reason he stayed 3rd pairing in nashville and never played on the penalty kill
>>74367087
>Laine is Puljuu's father
>>74367060
o-ok
>>74366249
what the fuck is wrong with white people
Predatard please leave oh my god
>>74367141
>not very good
>this mad over getting a fat slow meme player that hasn't played like the sniper he once was
Reminder you will never watch a game of hockey greater than the 2010 oympic gold medal final.
>Mfw shittesota thought they would win the central.
Hawks desu
>>74367200
The 2002 olympic mens hockey golf medal game
>>74367200
You can literally watch 1980 game
>>74367211
THEY GOT A BREAK
IT'S GONNA BE A BREAK
HERE'S JOE SAKIC SCORES!
>>74367200
wc 95 final
wc 11 final
wjc 16 final
>>74367200
watch last years u20 final
>>74367217
>the best game is only when your team wins
pretty casual. Besides watching a game you already know the outcome to isn't as good.
>>74367206
>It's a Minnesota team thinks they will win their division and end up getting cucked
I feel like this happens in every sport every year.
>>74367238
The context of the game makes it better. 2010 was fantactic.
>>74367200
>erase two (2) goal deficits
>win skills comp
>make canadian kids cry
>>74367257
>strome
>>74366240
>>74367269
>dubust
>>74367241
I dont think anyone thought the twinks or wolves would win their division. But the reddithawks aren't going to win the central. They are 3 points and 2 games behind. The mild will lose game 7 of the SCF at home.
Enjoy your 3 cups and salary cap hell. I know I will enjoy salary cap hell when Parise's back gives out for good.
>>74367164
>White people
What did he mean by this?
>>74367281
nyllet
>>74367283
I had an American tell me hes like 6% or something Finnish yesterday
What's the deal with this heritage stuff?
Why would he want to associate himself with the mongol race?
>>74367257
beat the refs in that game too
>>74367269
>>74367283
>Not blaming Roy
Literally flubbed his shootout shot and cost the game
>>74367292
First off the east will have home ice. Second wild will lose 1st round.
Hawks get 1 more dman and they go to the stan lee
>>74367343
>team full of QMJHLers and not good ol Ontario boys
>>74367343
>oops where'd the puck go
>>74367387
desu its hard to see. they need to bring in some kind of shit to light it up so everyone doesnt lose track
>>74367405
It's not a soccer ball but it's black on white ice it's hard to lose track of
>>74367382
>5 QMJHLers
>Core of Ontarioans
When was the last time Ontario led them to gold?
>>74367351
If the playoffs ended today only Washington would get home ice in the stan lee and we all know how that plays out. Mild won't lost 1st round, they have gotten past the 1st round plenty of times. Poodreau needs to lost game 7 of the SCF at home before reaching his final form and winning the cup with another team.
>Hawks get 1 more dman and they go to the stan lee
Good luck, teams dont just trade good D. The mild are probably shopping one but what prospects does chiraq have to offer?
>>74367429
The hurricanes just did
>>74367405
Nah. You anticipate where the puck is going to go. You watch hockey.
>>74367423
pipe down, pierre
>>74365976
>Comes back and still out produces Buston
You can't make this stuff up folks
>>74367442
It cost the pongs a 2nd round pick and some faggot from Edina for a 35 year old rental. Pretty sure Carolina got fleeced especially since they retained salary.
>>74367464
>pierre
Not even from QMJHL area.
Just ontario is a cancer for juniors
Oilers 5 Craps 1
>>74367524
Is that the local Alberta prostitute on the left?
fuck finalnd
>>74367533
Listen up bucko, don't ever talk poorly of Finland again. Finland is a great country and overcomes a lot of adversity. They are born with a cornicopia of genetic diseases, but they don't let it get them down. Finland would have a 1st overall pick by now if it wasn't for racism. It is proven Finnish players are looked down upon. Also Gary Buttman, ya i called him Buttman what are you gonna do about it punk? Anyways Buttman hates Finland even more than Canada. Just wait until he gives Canada another team before glorious Finland. That is enough proof. Sadly 2017 won't be the year a Finn is picked first overall since Benning and Sakic are too fucking retarded to pronounce any of their names. When it does happen I will laugh knowing your pathetic pea brain could never see it coming. I will laugh knowing you took the time to constantly post shit about your new masters.
So next time your pathetic paw reaches for the submit button just take a moment to get that obese hamster turnin the wheel that powers your testicle shaped brain and think about what you are saying.
>>74367532
Yea it's ur mum
Gonna go over there with a cheeseburger u mad??
What did you say??
>>74367552
Maybe they should stop inbreeding
It's 78 degrees in Pittsburgh right now and they are playing outdoors tomorrow. When will the jew stop forcing these outdoor things on us
>>74367533
Fuck you too
americans are fat burger heads lol YOU ARE BURN
>>74367555
It's not my mom, my mom does even live in Canada
what did he mean by this
>>74367578
YEAH YOU TELL THEM
>>74367561
Dude the ice already melted
>set my alarm clock to the radio rather than the buzzer
>country stations come in the most clear
>get out of bed in tears everyday
>>74367588
Then what are you doing in this pic with her?
Me the hoodie man
>>74367608
me on the right
>>74367625
Elite shades
>>74367634
got em at kwik trip
>>74367608
Why are you at the Vancouver furry convention with your mom
>>74367659
Refugee welcome
dubs and laine career ends tonight
>>74367686
I will roll that
>not having a chubby, larping, renaissance fair qt gf
>>74367699
me on the left
>>74367686
laine is ugly so i will help you
>>74367699
Whys the only thin one have to look like a tranny
>>74367200
The women's final was better IMO.
>>74367699
Only the middle but her nose is awful.
And I've slept with my fair share of fat chicks
>>74367699
They seem American
>>74367774
Noone asked your opinion
>>74367797
It's the correct opinion though.
>2 goal deficit
>tied it
>USA missed empty net, hit the post, Canada gets the puck and got the goal
>meme'd all over the USA in the OT
>>74367780
How are fat chicks?
Just got off the phone with Benning. He said being 8 points out of a playoff spot means he isn't necessarily looking to sell. Very good offers will be heard though.
>>74367824
fat
>>74367824
the same, but they try harder and are down to do weirder stuff..
>>74367841
>but they try harder
until they get tired after one minute and then they're just gross fat and sweaty again
>>74367877
you're a degenerate
>>74367891
>you're only allowed to like what I say you can
Nice try faggot
>>74367839
>>74367841
I see. They continue what they are doing.
if aliens visited earth do you think they'd be good hockey players
>>74367948
inb4 we all get banned again
Damn...
>>74367955
WOW!!!
>>74367948
depends
>>74367955
Imagine mcsecondary in the OHL now?
>>74367972
1000 points in a season
>>74366448
>preds wont make the playoffs
Is it hard being this wrong everyday of your life?
T H I C C
>>74367988
Sometimes, but then I remember >my team isnt fighting for a wildcard spot. I also remember I don't live in bumfuck nowhere is some tax leeching sunbelt state. So that generally makes me feel better.
Nice dubs though
I love >my Oilers, but we are so fucked tonight. Washington is rolling hard.
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>74368070
The spirit of pulju is with you
T J O C K
>>74367824
Some were good lays, some were stinky.
I'd stick with good bodied females given the choice
>>74368080
What's the Finnish word for "believe"?
>>74368092
"Delusion"
>>74368092
>unironically holding cat like that
Don't they know its dangerous to let those with down syndrome hold household pets?
>>74368092
Ei saa peittää
>>74368070
They beat em last time
>>74368092
Usko
Or luottaa
>>74368111
Pulju
Reminder that McChickenshit literally called an opposing player a coward for not fighting a player on his team to settle "their beef"
How much of a faggot is that kid that we are unaware of?
God dammit. Some faggot was asking where the nylander autist was the last few days. Now I bet he isn't here to see the results.
Are you fucking happy now?
>>74368111
nice trips and quality pic but please stop.
nylanderposter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all of finland
>>74368160
>>74368152
Pulju.
>>74368158
literally me>>74368160
:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>74366791
Cloumbus hasnt even had 5 appearances. CBJ also have no playoff wins.
Not that playoff performace last decade even matters in the 2017 playoffs.
>>74368148
Nice mongol bust pick
>>74367257
No one was disappointed that was a GOAT final. Shame one team had to lose
>>74368190
Excellent post.
Why is Sweden so much better at Bantz than Finland?
Is Finland eternally bootyblasted from their time being under Swedens boot?
>>74368201
Greatest ally.
Love your posts man. NEver felt like this for another poster. Just quality through and through.
>>74368177
>Not that playoff performace last decade even matters in the 2017 playoffs.
shorks, craps, or rags fag?
>>74368190
Good post.
>>74368190
>>74368154
>literally everyone involved, including Manning and McDavid, have moved on
>this assraged autist is still fuming that the 2nd best player in the world didn't fight a plug
wew lad
willy is so much prettier than alex.
>>74368154
>>74368238
Doesn't change the fact that /yourguy/ is a chickenshit faggot
>>74368227
Based Buljuposter.
>>74368238
I'm kinda sad for pulji. He seems like such a nice, goofy dude. a real bro's bro if you know what i mean.
>>74368268
>implying you'd want McDavid fighting if he was on >your team>>74368271
>>74368268
>Star players should fight plugs that run their mouth
That's what Maroon, Lucic, Kassian, Nurse, Hendricks, Gryba and Puljujärvi are for
>>74368077
Bust
Doesn't have the body of a true hockey player
>>74368289
>implying I'd want him cocking off running his cocksucker like a damn fool if he was on my team
>>74368289
I think he is implying mcdavid is such a faggot he goes out of his way to get players to fight FOR him. This happens but players don't go and tell the media. Keep that shit in the locker room.
>>74368309
You tellem LaShondra
>>74368283
He'll be playing on McDavid's wing soon enough, lad. If he regains his mojo, Eberle will get bumped down and become Draisaitl's triggerman.
The top six will be
Maroon - McDavid - Pulju
Lucic - Draisaitl - Eberle
>>74368271
>>74368309
>>74368323
I love having a reason to post this
>>74368340
kek'd
Reminder this was during a playoff game and it ended up being the last home game played that year. Don't most fans cheer for their team even after elimination for the whole season?
>>74368308
>>74368356
Not enough white people in Detroit to watch hockey games la
>>74368399
>>74368403
>what is a metro area?
>tfw too smart to enjoy hockey
>>74368447
>one of them is for translating
Just solved your mystery now post butt as payment
>>74368356
Why wouldn't you have expected the fans to have left like 5 minutes before that end result?
>>74368482
Because its the playoffs? If I pay the money to go to a playoff game I will stay for the whole game. Figure you are spending 1-3 dollars a minute of gameplay. Getting out of the arena/parking ramp a bit earlier isn't worth that.
>>74368077
Where are her boobs?
Eaves to Anaheim for a conditional 2nd
>>74368356
Detroit's entire existence in the playoffs the last few years is to be a bye week to whatever team plays them.
>>74368177
the jackets won 2 games
>>74366738
>implying the jackets won't make a massive tumble in the standings and they'll miss the playoffs
>5 canucks missing the game tonight with mumps
ITS HAPPENING
>>74368548
Sauce or you're a faggot.
>>74368582
The mumps were my favorite meme. Glad they're back.
>>74368582
>Missing games due to Mumps
>Not being true leaders
This is why theyll never have a cup
>>74368582
>current year
>getting the mumps
>>74368585
Heard it on flim flam radio
>>74368607
>they actually thought he didn't have the mumps
Why do doctors even exist?
>>74368356
They lost to Tampa bay. At least the isles fans stayed to watch the blunder of a series to the lightning
Why is the 3rd Nylander such a bust?
Is it because he's a Sabre?
>>74368585
Autism
>>74368585
>>74368582
>islanders go to Vancouver soon
>mumps will probably be gone
Wew
E
W
>Canucks won't be able to trade any players because no one wants to get sick around playoffs
rip in peaces
>>74368637
>eaves to the ducks
>Implying the ducks need more scoring
Fuck, Garth snow could have traded for him at least. And they need someone like him.
literally who are these players
>>74368637
Get out of here mobile poster
>>74368660
Depth players
>>74368660
>Granlund
Hes swedish right?
>>74368660
Players who've done more things in life then you
>>74368655
Anaheim's biggest issue is scoring.
>>74368680
Wait really? Perry and getlaf haven't been so hot this year? Rakell has been good right?
>>74368625
>Letang had stroke
>Mumps outbreak that player played through
Pongs definitley fired their medical staff that year,right?
>>74368617
based
>>74368692
Probably not. They never fire those staffs unless they're not effective.
Why didn't they get vaccinations after this happened the first time?
>>74368637
Pick becomes a first rounder if Ducks make conference finals and Eaves plays 50% of the first 2 rounds.
Other than that its the middle pick of Anaheims 3 2nd round picks.
how are the devils doing
>>74368692
Don't forget they fucked up with Crosby's neck during his concussion issues
>>74368692
They actually did fire everyone around the Crosby concussion/neck injury thing.
>>74368736
Theyre elite.
>>74368628
He's just holding back because the world isn't ready for another Nylander yet
>>74368691
They're in the bottom half of the league in scoring and they've put up way too many bad nights offensively. Perry's not even close to being a 30 goal scorer this year.
>>74368731
Not likely. If the ducks would get that far, it would take eaves being their messiah to get there
>>74368745
how elite
>>74368757
Yeah. Same can be said for the islanders, but they've been scoring lately. I'm pissed that they wouldn't fire capuano earlier this year, since weight has made them better. Went to the rags isles game lasyceeek and it was great
>>74368767
Cant be beat elite
>>74368767
like if they were the only team in the league, they'd win the cup.
>>74368773
>lassycreek
Wtf was that. Meant to say last week
Not going to lie boys. I'm sipping on a white russian and eating a gingerbread-sponge with lingonberry-cream.
One more thing, the bye week is poo in the loo.
>most teams lose when they get back after their week off
I just wonder how bad Detroit will lose to fucking Vanpooper
>>74368815
How long until you think they trade Zetterberg and Kronwall?
Will Zetterberg retire a Wing?
>>74368773
I'd argue the opposite. The team still has flaws and there's no reason to believe the coaching change was anything other than a motivator. They wouldn't have carried the pace they are under Weight all season and they'd probably be in the same boat as everyone else, fighting for a playoff spot. The team still has massive flaws with a weaker roster than the previous season.
>>74368660
How do you know who Chaput is but not Granlund or Stecher?
Granlund has a brother in the NHL and Stecher got lodsepoints in college.
post weebums of sweden, the greatest hockey country in history
thanks
>>74368828
At most I think they'll do with Zetterberg like they did with Datsyuk. He won't play for another team.
I doubt Kronwall will play for another team either. He might play until his contract expires (two more seasons). But I think it's more likely that he retires after next season. Then their stuck with a 1.750 contract for a season. They'll either just keep it, or trade it away for some 3-4 round pick or something
>>74368874
>College hockey
Why is NCAA hockey a reputable source? Theyre all busts.
>>74368889
Yeah I looked up Kronwall after I posted. i thought he was younger then he is. He'd make a good rental player, and could fetch a 1st rounder.
>>74368872
This is true. The islanders do have flaws with Matt Martin and frans gone. At least they still have been getting offense, especially from guys like kulemin or lee. If there is one who needs to be traded, it's most likely kulemin
>>74368894
Is DeKeyser busting or is he having a bad year?
Caggiula is bad because Coilers suck dick.
>>74368880
Good post, good webm. Well done friend!
>>74368915
Perhaps. I doubt he's interested in a move. But who knows, stranger things has happened.
>Update: #RedWings acquire third-round draft pick in 2017 @NHL Entry Draft from the @NHLBlackhawks in exchange for right wing Tomas Jurco.
it's good when the trades happen early and the deadline broadcast is just dicking around for several hours
>>74368954
Do you think detroit will commit to the rebuild and have a firesale?
Snus!
>>74368880
No.
Https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9oEu4sJfd9Q
>>74368894
Laine-Matthews-Ehlers
That would be just an amazing line.
>>74368981
I hope so --> >>74368978
But it probably goes against every fiber in Ken Holland's body to do it
>>74368993
Snus is good :)
>>74369020
Yes
>>74368993
>>74369020
>>74369028
Good finns
>>74369033
Thanks for två (you)s sverige friend!
Also thanks for Ettan
CapFriendly@CapFriendly 3 minutes ago
TRADE (another one):
To #RedWings:
2017 3rd RD pick
To #Blackhawks:
F Tomas Jurco
>>74369060
No problemo frienderino, here's a third!
So why'd the Stars trade Eaves for pick(s)?
Deal doesn't make sense to me.
>>74369096
To give Anaheim a scoring player I presume
>>74369096
Very well could be a first round pick with how weak the west is.
Stars are rebuilding
>>74369091
Just put a portion of Ettan under my lip
Feels good man
>>74369111
Stars need help. They need goalies and defenseman. Scoring as well, but I'm not a stars fan
>>74369096
They're not going to make the playoffs and he's UFA so they can just sign him in the summer if they want him back.
>>74369136
This. Plus the stars could be getting a very good pick, so rebuilding is a option for the stars
>>74369096
It's the Stars. They have two Finnish meme goalies.
>>74369124
Good to hear.
Had a couple of Karhu's last week (they're always the beer of the week at a place I sometimes visit), was very priceworthy
>>74369111
>>74369125
If they need scoring, they just gave away a proven scorer, so that wouldn't make sense.
>>74369136
The UFA->re-sign option does make some sense, as long as someone else doesn't snap him up first.
>>74369143
Might be, but I feel like taking a wait-and-see stance on that, at least until the season's over.
okay crapitals prepare to meet your maker
>>74369168
The stars have benn and seguin, so scoring is a given, plus klingberg as well, but they've been on and off this year.
Stars aren't my team, nor do I follow their every move, but they need help on defense and goaltending. Maybe jaroslav halak could help them out, but he's up in the air
>>74368111
The quality of Swedish posts plummeted once the Nylander man crawled out of his cave. Bad!
>>74369168
you're fucking retarded
Where will Fluery be on March 2nd?
>>74369218
Dallas, Vancouver, or Pittsburgh
>>74369218
On an airplane
>>74369218
Calgary or Pittsburgh
>>74369233
Stars tried Marc-Andre Fleury once. Never again, I say.
>>74369264
????
>>74369218
Is Marc-Andre good actually?
>>74368717
> misdiagnosed a stroke and mumps
> effective
>>74369264
As you serious about this?
>>74369271
>>74369282
Pretty sure they had him for a little while, but the experiment ended quickly IIRC.
Reminder that snus is for Jonnes
>>74369282
I'd say give him the benefit of the doubt, but
>flag
Fellow /hoc/ posters how does it feel knowing your team didn't draft Kirill Kaprizov? I mean he went 135th overall. That is 132 players behind Dylan Strome.
Get ready for the next greatest Russian to underwhelm his hype and end up being a decent 2nd liner.
>>74369291
just shut the fuck up
>>74369295
>leaf
>>74369291
>sunbelt hockey "knowledge"
>>74369291
>>74369315
>he thought Fluery was ever on the stars
>American hockey """"knowledge""""
>>74369299
Who drafted him?
>>74369324
>Not knowing fleury was always a penguin
Shame. I'm not a person that believes this at all.
>>74369327
Proud owners to three (3) captains in the last WJC
A plan that would provide $225 million in public financing for a new $395 millionArizona Coyotes arena likely does not have the votes to pass the state Senate, key lawmakers told The Arizona Republic/azcentral Thursday.
Sens. Debbie Lesko, R-Peoria, and John Kavanagh, R-Fountain Hills, said they definitely were going to voteagainst the plan, while Minority Leader Katie Hobbs, D-Phoenix,said there is little support amongthe chamber’s 13 Democrats. Meanwhile, Senate President Steve Yarbrough, R-Chandler, said he had “serious reservations” about the plan that would allow the National Hockey League team to buildan arena in downtown Phoenix or the East Valley.
It would take at least 16 votes to pass Senate Bill 1149in the GOP-controlled Senate, where Republicans have a 17-13 advantage.
Statements from those lawmakers make it appear unlikely that there is enough support to move the plan to the House.
>>74369364
>team can't make enough money to support itself
>wants a new arena
wew lad
>>74369364
>Arizona
>getting a arena for hockey
>ever
Arizona moving to Seattle when?
>>74369372
The islanders will get a new arena before these fools
>>74369356
Reminder that if your team is not in this picture you root for failures and should never post in /hoc/ again.
>>74369414
Outdated
U
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E
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>>74365976
Byfuglien knows it was clean and was probably mirin the hit.
Arizona to Seattle
Carolina to QC
Expansion to Houston
Someone explain eaves trade to me
What's a conditional second, they get a second if they make it to second round ?
First if they go to conf finals?
and do dallas not get anything if they lose in first round or is the 2nd a guarantee to matter what ?
>>74369414
>Avs, Flyers, Stors, Canes and LQBTs have won a Stanley cup
>>74369356
>Sunbelt has 6 (Six) Stan Lees
>State of Hockey has 0 (Zero)
Can someone explain this. It makes no sense to me.
>>74369414
>almost OUR YEAR
>>74369364
Maybe the NHL idiots will finally give up on them and move the team somewhere that isn't a desert.
>>74369414
>pre-2004
d r o p p e d
>>74369436
It's a guaranteed second with a chance to be upgraded.
>>74369436
Dallas gets a 2nd round pick regardless. The conditions both teams agreed to is, I think, if Anaheim makes the conference finals and Eaves plays X amount of games, the pick becomes a 1st rounder.
>>74369445
>state of hockey
>around since 2000
>no cups
Well, it's called taking steps. They'll make it one day
>>74369434
Houston will never get a team. If Dallas was a sign, then there is no chance for Houston to get a team
>>74369445
>Sunbelt has 6 (Six) Stan Lees
>Canada has 0 (Zero) in the same time period
Can someone explain this. It makes no sense to me.
>>74369436
You're a filthy fucking frog aren't you?
>>74369436
Dallas is Guerenteed the middle of one of Ottawa, Toronto or San Joses 2nd round picks, likely Ottawas.
If Anaheim makes Conference finals with Eaves playing atleast 50% of the first 2 rounds, it becomes Anaheims 1st round pick.
>>74369436
It's a complex pick.
If Anaheim wins 2 rounds and he plays half the games, it's Anaheim's first rounder in 2017. If not it is a second rounder.
Anaheim has 3 second rounders right now, their own and 2 others. If it is a second rounder the pick will always be the middle of the three.
>>74369436
Seems like the 2nd is guaranteed, and it is the middle of the three 2nd rnd picks Anaheim had.
If they make it to the West finals, and Eaves plays in more than half the games up to that point, then Dallas gets the 1rst rnd pick.
>>74369473
>Canadian players on American teams
>Canadians would rather live and play in America
>Canada has won more international tournaments
>NHL players would rather win the Cup
>America is fat
>Canada is cucked
I think that covers it all.
>>74369469
>Minnisota has had an NHL franchise for a total of 42 years
>has never won a Stan Lee
first for Jim Dowd
Ducks are one of the teams that rarely involves their first round pick in a trade, conditional or otherwise. I think this move shows they think the West is weak as fuck this year and wide open. Also the draft is shit.
>>74365739
what is the job?
>>74369524
>that flag
>that post
did you know that a swingle swedener is worth TWENTY FIVE (25) fins?
>>74369518
This is the year to be trading 1st round picks. The draft looks fucking terrible.
>>74369511
>north stars exist.
>fuck up against the powerhouse islanders and pongs
Who knew.
>>74369539
>there is still no hype for it
The hype in good years is usually at a fever pitch by now.
>>74369524
Pay denbt
>>74369529
>that dyslexia
>>74369414
So I should just bandwagon?
>>74369445
More teams
>>74369511
Please no bully. At least we aren't the blues or cantpucks.
>>74369545
>Win Stan Lee less than a decade after leaving Minnisota
>>74369539
Whos even good for the draft this year? Literal whos?
>>74369473
nepotism and tradition: "let's hire some old star players as our coaches/assistant coaches"
New sunbelt teams doesn't have that problem yet because they dont have any "roots" or tradition.
It's really hard to explain what im trying to say.
>you just stepped on to the ice
>this girl skates up to you, breaks your stick and says
>vad är du för jävla vekling som använder en 80 flex?
What do you do?
>>74369566
>win Stan Lee against the sabres
Wow
O
W
>>74369583
raaaaaapppeeeeee
>>74369583
What a disgusting creature
Very sad!
>yfw jurco turns into panik 2.0
>>74369599
If she wants you, she will have you
>>74369601
Don't make her mad
>>74369579
You can sum up what you're saying in these words:
2000-2015 Edmonton Oilers
Kevin Lowe is still in the organization, even if it's on the business side instead of hockey ops that's hilarious.
>>74369583
push her
>>74369573
Nico
>>74369615
He won't though
>ywn hug McDavid
Feels bad, man
>>74369625
That would only make you fall over though
>>74369583
Fly-by elbow to the solar plexus.
>>74369634
Will you touch his boobs though?
>>74369642
it wouldn't. What did that phrase mean anyway?
>>74369436
Crap I should of read more
Went to TSN and it said at bottom
Everywhere said 'conditional second'
Which was confusing
Wish the media would just say traded for a 'second round' that turns into a first on condition they reach WCF
>>74369585
>beating 28 other teams
>Not an accomplishment
WEW LAD
>>74369649
Spoiler: he ended up tagging her in high school.
>>74369662
The media said it perfectly fine, you're the only retard who didn't understand.
>>74369414
It was nice to dream.
>>74369573
just the swiss guy
>>74369646
Why would you want to break your elbow?
>>74369650
It would.
"What kind of a fucking weak person uses an 80 flex"
>>74369668
5/10 face
10/10 body
>>74369623
I think nepotism is still a problem in most canadian teams.
>>74369684
Well, that sucks
>>74369668
Good for him! :)
>>74369685
it wouldn't. it really wouldn't. Trust me. You can push in a lot of different ways
We need a new thread, gentlemen.
>no earlyffags
we did it reddit
>>74369706
It would.
You can fall in a lot of ways too
>>74369719
you a fucking autist mate, get checked
>>74369708
Plz clipart op no finns
>>74369730
>11 posts too late
>>74369694
>>74369579
*cronyism . Nepotism requires a blood relation
>>74369729
grease calling others autistic
that is rich, if only you could generate real wealth this way
>>74369747
>>74369634
He looks like he'd be happy to be your friend, your brother and your asexual romantic partner.
>>74369841
>ywn be his older brother that sucks at hockey
>>74369673
Shut up fag
Everywhere kept saying 'conditional second"
>>74369583
She still can probably only bench 150lbs so beat the shit out of her and rape repeatedly