EL DRAW MATCHTHREAD

>>74362805
For United, a Belgian club each of the next 3 rounds, Celta in the final, please.

>>74362805
no stream?

>>74362866
Should be on UEFA website.

Any teams to give a shit about?

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I hope all big teams play each other. Meme teams deserve a chance to win it this season.

who /a/nderlecht here

Europa League is comfier than Champions League
Prove me wrong

>>74363003
Celta, Roma or Manure will probably take it

>>74363014
Me. Hoping for anything but a Russian team.

>schalke

Based APOEL will bring it home

Rostov is at 41.00 to win the whole thing

get your cheeky fivers in lads and make some profit on the cash-out

is this the thread where we laugh about fiorentina

>>74362893

Not really

>>74363098
How much is Copenhagen lad?

Asking for a friend.

>>74363144
21.00

not worth desu senpai

reckon utd will get a turkish team

>>74363155
there's only 1 left

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Hello lads. Allez l'Olympique Lyonnais !

EL would get more respect if they didn't literally relegate CL teams that finish 3rd in the group stage

>>74363188
I don't think it will ever have respect. It's the baby cup; you only get in by not being good enough

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are you guys ready for Roma-Manchester?

I'm reminding

Krasnodar v Gent
Rostov v Lyon
MU v Celta
Besiktas v Borussia M
Ajax v APOEL
Shalke v Genk
Anderlecht v Olympiacos
Copenhagen v Roma

Pls have Apoel vs Lyon again

>>74363196
Am I the only one who actually enjoys EL?

You get some pretty good games from this stage and forward

>>74363196
Last season's Europa League was a cracker. Much better than the Champions League.

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>>74363196
>>74363196
And yet you lost 20 seconds of your life replying in this thread. You know nothing, EL is comfy as fuck...

Lads Barca winning CL has 51x return atm

You guys think it's worth a cheeky 10'er?

>>74363211
>>74363218
I'm not saying that it isn't enjoyable or fun or anything like that, but in terms of prestige it's hard to really consider it on the same pedistal as something like La Liga or Copa when it's the teams not good enough to win facing each other

>>74363211
I like it. The matches are usually more open and fun than the "play 8 in the box, hope to get an away goal on the counter" CL knockouts.

Stream where?

>>74363258
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuropaleague/

>>74363258
Uefa

>>74363261
>>74363262
Thanks la's

Do they start drawing at 13:00 or is there all the bullshit where we get a history lesson of Europa League + resume of this season + annoying dialog between the hosts with corny jokes?

I'm still embarrassed for AZ to be honest, they didn't deserve a 11-2 I think...

10 mins left fellas

>>74363272
What do you think it's like in the Locker room once you've gone 2-11?

>>74363272
yes they did

it's the seasonal reminder for us on how far the Eredivisie has fallen and that shit needs to change

cue an even bigger embarrassment next season and no progress whatsoever

>>74363272
It's the state of Dutch football atm 2bh, they deserved to get twonked by that much looking at how they played

Schalke has a higher club ranking than Utd according to Uefa

>>74363072
Underrated post

>>74363204
>Man Utd vs Celta this early
The jews will not allow this to happen

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>>74363292

>>74363304
>Ajax higher then Roman, Gladbach, Celta
wew lads

>>74363283
javascript:quote('74328455');

>>74363304
These are dreadful.

>>74363311
How embarassing.

>>74363283
see >>74328455

LIV

DOES

Looks like they're holding the draw in a cupboard.

Get on with it

>techno game of thrones music

>>74363211
i unironically like it, you get to see pretty good footbal and from teams you dont usually get to see but with nice players.
>>74363234
it's supposed to be less prestigious tho

Man Utd v Roma

Screencap

>best moments

Fuck off, just do it FFS.

Ranieri found work pretty quickly

>>74363368
nah it'll be United >Schalke

based Marchetti

Is the final stadium called "friends arena"?
pretty gay desu

It just doesn't feel the same without Sevilla there to win it all

>>74363374
kek

>ranieri is now doing the draw

;_;

It's all but a confirmed fact that this draw is rigged, right?

>>74363391
this
the quadruple would have been great

>>74363396
yes

Patrick is autistic.

>>74363396
muh hot 'n cold balls

>>74363396
i think its to low profile to rig, who cares about europa league, i think CL or with the wolrd cup they did the thing with the balls

cringe

>>74363406
He is Swedish, what did you expect?

all those scripted dialogues

>>74363396
Wasn't last season enough to convince you?

F**king draw already

Can teams from the same country play each other in this round?

Just open the balls already, christ

>>74363420
yes

Could these dialogues get any more cringey?

>>74363419
Wow calm down mate sheesh.

>>74363420
no country protection

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>Man Utd go to Stamford Bridge on the Monday before the EL second leg on the Thursday

CELTA

>>74363408
>i think its to low profile to rig
But if they get the biggest team playing each other as early as possible it will draw in more viewers

man I hate how you can only have audio if you fullscreen the video, blocking out the draw table
who the fuck designed this shit

>tfw UEFA uses the Ajax Cape Town logo instead of the Amterdam one

>>74363421
This, I unironically have a lot of things to do this afternoon.

>shuffle

>30 seconds to open a single ball

KRASNODAR vs CELTA DE VIGO

Celta de Vigo vs FC Krasnodar

IB4 Ajax - Anderlecht

APOEL VS ANDERLECHT

>schalke

>that apolel reaction

>>74363448
'no'

Hitler team vs Borussia M

Top kek

>>74363448
Anderlecht got Apoel

CHALK

inb4 Roma
pls no

MANU PLS

>schalke

Hoping Dzeko gets the chance to fuck united one last time desu

rigged

SHALKE VS MONCHENGLADBACH


BUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Roma is going to get a thought team

>>74363472
fuck you

What a shit draw.

>schalke

Pls not Rostov pls not Rostov

FUCK

lyon no ;_;

Roma- OL

not bad 2bh

>>74363472
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LYON vs ROMA

welp

FUCK

FUCKING HELL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74363472
TOLD YA

Our commentators are happy. Really.

>roma

Roma is garbage

Bye MU

At least the second leg is at Old Trafford.

BESIKTAS vs OLYMPIAKOS

REGIONAL DERBY!!!!

RIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGEDRIGGED

United gonna get dicked

Give Rostov your power in advance \o/

>United gets another meme team
not surprised

[memories of rotor volgograd intensify]

>rigging for Manure THIS hard

GREEKS VS TURKS RACE WAR NOW!1!1!1!

Ayy Olympiakos - Beskitas

Gent - Genk kek

>Manure having to travel to Russia

BUENO.

>OL- Roma

FFS. At least I'll go to the stadium I guess.

GENT V GENK

GENT IN HERE

GENT vs GENK

>really makes you think

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>you now realise there's a Genk and a Gent

GENT VS GENK LMAO

>Gent vs Genk

>>74363500
riots confirmed

>Genk vs Gent
top kek, EL has the best memes

>greeks vs turks again

nice

>>74363508

Rostov also beat Buyern in CL group last year

not to underestimated especially in Mother Russia

sweet, copenhagen trip will do me nicely. great tie.

If we win against Roma we can go far, r-right?

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>Olympiakos vs Beşiktaş

This will be bloody.

Berdyev vs Mouyes sounds pretty fun 2bh.

inb4 Rostov have a stadium ban

>>74363514
Good desu

>>74363540
Rostov v Manure is literally the only good draw

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Prepare yourself Copenhagen, Ajax will bring take the cup home.

>>74363539
who dat?

>>74363551
Greeks vs Turks is also good

top keks manure already greasing those wheels for a 'lucky' set of draws to the final

>>74363503
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

>>74363551
I disagree

>>74363558
>Turks
There are literally only like 3 Turkish players in the team

Nordic world ski lahti wtf is this meme sports?? winter sucks during winter in eurosport, comfy spring cycling period can't come soon enough.

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>>74363553
>will bring take

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>>74363553
Come get wrecked my friend

>>74363571
Who cares about the players, it's about the fans chimping out

>>74363556
A Turkish model who married a Greek guy and converted to Christianity for him. Than later they divorced and she became muslim again. This time with a full hijab.

>>74363551
Lyon vs Roma will be good. Dzeko is on fire

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>Roma-Lyon
>Celta-Krasnodar
>Schalke-Monchengladbach
>APOEL - Anderlecht
...
>Rostov - United
THANK YOU BASED WOODWARD, make space for the future europa eagle winners you fucking peasants
>mfw win europa and break some more spending records in the summer
its on laddydas

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>>74363553
>will bring take

Good news is Roma will play against Napoli 4 days before us, we have a chance. Historically we're better against good teams and chock against meh teams. We can fucking do it.

>>74363582
She would make a good politician.

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>>74363585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZqTKzS2aI

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>>74363585

>>74363551
Lyon Roma is the best tie.

>>74363560
Thursday, fly to goddamned Russia, return and play Chelsea in the FA Cup at the weekend.

No, United wanted Celta, Copenhagen or a Belgian team, because short distances.

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>>74363582
>the city of women

Isn't rostov on the side of Earth?

How long will United - Rostov flight be?

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>>74363587
>>74363573
Mistyped, i'm sorry. But we all know Ajax will win the EL.

>only one NED team vs only one DEN team
Nice

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>>74363596
10/10 desu
also
>juventus rent boys talking shit
watch out WE'LL buy your club and rent it to inter for their youth training pizza boy

>>74363612
at least 10 hours

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>>74363622

>>74363234
Back to AFL threads with you

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>>74363622
>roma

Rostov will pass MU, their shady coach Berdyev with his assistants Danilyants and Kirichenko made a great team play. Anderlecht, Ajax, PSV, Bayern and Sparta have already sucked.

Best bets this round:

Rostov win and/or draw combination.
Ajax will not score in the first leg.

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>>74363639
Ajax was just unlucky, if Ajax draws Rostov again we will show these ruskis how to play.

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>>74363626
Mario Lemina to Manure for 65 million when?

>>74363612
3000km....6+ hours in the air?

>>74363510
TOURKOI ROUFIANOI

>>74363612
5.5 h flight from Manchester to Moscow
3h to drive from Moscow to Rostov.

>>74363649
Was Bayern unlucky?

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>>74363651

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>>74363651

>>74363649
>4-0
>unlucky
>the team that couldn't score against Legia will show anyone how to play

Reminding: the true coach of Rostov is Kurban Berdyev, who bate Barca in 2008 and Bayern last year.

Rostov are gonna get smashed easily, the Treble is on.

>>74363673
And Simeone's Atletico in 2013

>>74363674
You dunno the true power of Rostov, 'cause this isn't great club, but club, which is led by the one of the greatest coaches now.

>>74363672
When Ajax played Rostov they just had a new coach, they weren't used to the new playstyle. But they are now, i think they will come far this year.

>>74363672
Good
>>74363674
Moueys doesn't need EL Cup.

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>>74363650
>only 65 million
step it up broke boys, 90 mil for him to clean Mourinho's shoes, we could give you all of OUR money and we'll still win another cl before you, you eternal chokers
>>74363674
i'd prefer we drop the fa cup but since we got chelsea i also want some revenge on them, better focus on the league and europa desu

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>>74363674
>Treble
>mfw implications of Manure getting past Chelsea
Mfw on the right, btw

>FC Rostov v Manchester United. Just the eight-and-a-half hours by plane, then. Safe travels, #MUFC fans... #UELdraw

Brilliant stuff.

>>74363680
thx for reminding, anonchik.

>>74363682
Name one Rosti player, protip: you can't.

>>74363700
Poloz, Noboa and Azmoun are pretty good

there will be a draw also for the quarters? sorry it's been a while since I followed uefa cup

>>74363686
You are wrong! Coach Kurban Berdyev is an unofficial coach of Rostov. Kirichenko is only his underling. You don't know the realities of Russia, stupid cocksucker.

>>74363718
He's talking about Ajax tho.

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>>74363706
>mfw those names
Lel

rigged draw. dumb as fuck.

>>74362805
GENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENTGENKGENT

>>74363700
Also Erokhin (Russian Neymar), Gatskan, and Kalachyov.

>>74363724
>dabbing black Milner
>better than based Noboa

>>74363723
oh, my fault.

>>74363727
G E N T
E
N
K

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>>74363724
How ironic you post the single most laughed at player in recent memory

>>74363700
Bad question. Rostov is a meme team, everyone knows them.

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The leftest of lower line is Rostov's coach

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>>74363734
>Noboa
How intiguing tell me more

In all seriousness I'm looking forward to playing based Rostov, I've heard they're the Russian Leicester, should be quite memey

Wow, Gent vs Genk

>>74363760
whats going on in this pic

>>74363600
>United wanted Celta
united would shit themselves if they got celta

>>74363760
Этo нe кaнчeльcкиc cпpaвa?
>ни oднoгo poccиянинa

cant wait for Dolberg to run rings around Zanka and the copenhagens Defence

Based Jutland lad will demolish the scum from the Devil Island

>>74363787
If smolov be ok your celta will be beaten

>>74363768
They are greater than Leicester. Those luckies was the team of one season, but Rostov made a great strategy and team play because of the personality of based Kurban Berdyev. The only reason why Rostov wasn't champion last year is match fixings and subornations from CSKA and Zenit. This season it became more intensive, so Rostov is now concentrated mostly on Europa League. I think it has a great chance to even win the cup.

>>74363790
He eбy.
A y Бepдыeвa ecть pyccкий пacпopт.

GREECE WILL REMOVE KEBAB ONCE AGAIN

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>>74363804
Lets hope they will deliver against the commercial evil of Manchester

>>74363812
Hy тoгдa pyccких нeт. И нe бyдeт. Хoть бы кoнoнoв или лeня пoдyчилиcь бы в aнглии и пoзвaли их кyдa-нибyдь.

>>74363804
I love your English haha

lads

LADS

I don't rate Putin

>>74363781
It's even better in Dutch.

>Gent tegen Genk

>>74363833
Лoл. Кoнoнoв пo cyти нacтoлькo гнилoй интeллигeнт, чтo eгo мaнepы нe пpивeли ни к чeмy, кpoмe кaк тpeнepcтвo быкoв нa вecьмa cpeднeм ypoвнe.
A Лeня - этo физpyк eбaный.
A y Бepдыeвa кaк paз cлeдyeт yчитьcя зaпaдным физpyкaм.

>>74363847
Blyat FC.

>>74363842
Gek hoor

>>74363835
Sorry for my Russian constructions of sentences. Our languages are quite different, though. You are lucky I'm not japanese lol.

>German teams playing each other
Fukken rigged

>>74363829
They will.

>>74363860
Also, Russians have their imageboard greater than yours.

>>74363847
He хoчy c yдoвoльcтвиeм пo-pyccки oтвeчaть, ибo мecтныe пидapacы мoгyт зaбaнить, нo oтвeчy yж.
Кoнoнoвa нe тaк yж хopoшo знaю.
Cлyцкий нe тaкoй yж и физpyк, кaк мнe кaжeтcя.
A Бepдыeв - дa, хopoш. Дpyгим yчитьcя тoлькo.

>>74363835
hahahaaha

>>74363876
Show us a typical Russian meme

>>74363612
Rostov-on-Don is at Black Sea side (Azov Sea, to be more exact)

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>>74363887
The greatest kino ever made
*The green elephant*

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>>74363887
The translation is "TURNING GREEN MODE ON". Means the responce on the fat trolling. The green yoba symbolizes fatness.

>>74363837
RIP in peace Sergiy nevar 5get ;_;

>>74363883
Ok, let's speak ingurish.
>Кoнoнoвa нe тaк yж хopoшo знaю.
The Kononov's celing is bronze in Russian champ and 1/16 EL.
>Cлyцкий нe тaкoй yж и физpyк, кaк мнe кaжeтcя.
Lol. His wins are based on subornations to referees and buses. In european arena he's a great loser.

>>74363913
damn I unironically enjoyed that movie

>>74363794
(((Dolberg)))
Jewland fuck off

>>74363970
>not being from Jutland
absolutely homosexual

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>>74363986
>Oy vey goy

>n-n-not being gods c-chosen
>d-d-dolBerg will defeat you goyim!!

Jewland FCK will destroy you like always

>>74363996
"jew" land
what do you mean by this?
there are no jews here

>>74364002
You are literally named jodeland which is jewland in english

>>74364002
You're welcome.

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>Mourinho
>gets asked about which team he prefers for R16
>says """"jokingly"""" he fear about hot balls and cold balls and says no ruskies please because long journey and FA Cup tie in the middle
>gets Rostov

>>74363674
Man Utd are 5th favourites to win the FA Cup. They have to beat Chelsea away and then two teams out of the top 6 (likely) to win it.

We know little about the teams in the Europa League and our performances in the competition over the years haven't exactly been stellar.

We haven't even won the EFL Cup yet so shut up.

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>>74364221
FA Cup is the shaddiest, 'cause Chelsea.
Rostov are tough away (beat Bayern) but unable to get results away. Mourinho's team is fit to beat any unknown opposition because system is working and better players
Southampton is well within beatable

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>>74364257
>maprostov

>manure vs rostov
>roma vs lyon

>implying not rigged

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>>74364257
>pic

>>74364352
>>74364325

it's what google says. I also thought it was more to the south

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>>74364221
>our performances

>>74364375
Google maps shows that me too. Because we searched Rostov instead of Rostov on Don.

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>>74364439
kek, I remember Rostov near Ukraine because of WW2 battle. pic related, the Sun fell for the same meme

>>74363661
> 3h to drive from Moscow to Rostov.
Lol, nope

>>74364473
Lol

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corrected now

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>>74363887

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>>74364492
>mfw it's even a longer trip 'cause plane has to avoid East Ukraine 'cause war zone

>>74364378
Those lads are fairly attractive, how is that an insult?
>inb4 he fell for the only white people look good meme

>>74364122
Critically underrated
Also blessed by Kek

>>74364257
>>74364473
It would be kek if MU come to Rostov from Yaroslav Oblast.

>>74364765
Lyon? more like Lyoff am i rite guise?

>>74364831
>Roma
more like gypsy amarite

>>74363919
yoba is in the olympus of memes aslong with the likes of pepe and that feel whe no gf polish face

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>Genk - Gent
>easy United path

the magic of EL

>>74365420
>Rostov
>beyond Ukraine
>beat Ajax, Anderlecht and Bayern Munich
>easy

>>74365420
>rostov
>easy

>>74365420
>rostov
>ez

>United gonna travel to Russia and back right before they play Chelsea away
Good draw desu

>>74365420
>poctob
>with ease

Rostov should host your match in Vladivostok, Habarovsk or Juzhno-Sahalinsk

>>74365434
>almost beat Atletico