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1st for depression in the /gong/

"""""King""""" Kholi

did /cric/ ever make the attractive women's XI?

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>Poohli is better than Sachin was

KEK, where did all the poodians run off to?

aww, did the big mean wogGOD bully you?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed plebbit poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch

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>THE CITY OF KOHLI

>pissrat

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is starc a subcontinent babby now?

>actually getting optimistic

l m a o

really really glad to not be brown right now lads

should kohli give up the captaincy?

Poodicting a total of 160 for India

should kohli give up>

is lokesh dravid related to rahul rahul?

my arse is about to expload

don't t. matt renshaw me this is a real problem I'm in pain rn

is alyssa healy fingering herself right now watching STARCGOD

Don't worry Rahul and Rahane will make centuries ;^)

Reality Check couldn't pick his nose XD

>>74359888
are you laying on the table half dead?
if not, get over it, you pansy

>>74359789
is she a curry?

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>he watches cucket

>>74359902
Subhuman coloured.

>>74359892
she can't wait for him to get back home so she can get WOGED

>>74359902
>dutch name

gee I dunno

>>74359904
>he's a wog
>>74359914
>tfw no coloured gf

>>74359904
t. Matroniano De Mario

>>74359898
Border is such a fucking cunt
He literally almost killed Dean Jones and expects everyone else to do the same

post confusing but /cric/ approved movie trailers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mfa-Kjqkw

>>74359945

OHHHHHHHHHH FUCK NO FAP FUCK YOU

>>74359953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mzLXqJsryY

>>74359945
she's just black though. the shade of Luus is perfect.

also
>those tits

>>74359968
I was genuinely confused

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>>74359968
do you think he watches our sport?

>>74359972
Wtf I love nipples now

>>74359972
rank

>>74359990
elite

>>74359972
>those black areolas
how the fuck?
she looks white

>>74360007
I think there's a bit of amerindian in her

>>74360007
>that
>white

Idk m8

ivan you here m8?

>>74360038
hmm

>>74360033
wasn't expecting those nipples, that's all I'm saying

>>74360042
Fair enough

Who's the porn anon? I like this gimmick

>Shit O'Queef

what's going on with the crowd?

does shit catch on fire all the time in india

>>74360071
why? it's literally one of the most stale, boring gimmicks around

*desperately peruses the thread and frantically tries to banter with the lads*

still laughing at pissrat

>>74360148
protesters BTFO!

>>74360146
what about this one
>>74360150

dumbass

feeling a bit sick lads

Hazlewood is so fucking good

>Shit O'Queef

>Shia O'Bbeouf

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/1083804.html
thoughts?

>>74360247
link us lad
is he a peelander?

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>/poog/ garbage

hazlewood is elite

>>74360240
/cric/ always believed that NSW had better players than Cucktoria and Worst Australia

>>74360253
Posts got removed a long time ago but he's on full damage control mode and some lad claims to have the answers

You have 30 seconds to justify Mitch Marsh's inclusion in the side

Just got home from work, lads.

Good sesh for our boys, ey.

>>74360344
75 in the warmup game where Maxwell flopped

>>74360352
/tradie/?

>>74360366
Driver.

>>74360374
what do you drive?

>>74360331
some autist was spamming "t. samefag" over and over again, and some other autist started this narrative that the janitor deleting his posts was a member of the /rug/ superbru group who was angry that he got last night's result wrong.

>>74360344
If they don't let him bowl some pies there is literally no reason because he's shit with the bat

fuck mark waugh is ugly

>>74360167
It would be nice if it was a bit funnier desu. The nature of it reveals quite a weak mind though, and if you honestly find it funny, you're probably underage and shouldn't be posting on 4chan

>>74360377
B-double

Containers to and from the port.

>>74360397
good job? good pay?

>>74360359
He is just like his brother, he is the practice match specialist but is mentally weak as piss.

Hell I'd even have Agar ahead of him at 6. His test average over the last year must be less than 15. He hasn't even bowled yet.

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>>74360396

Is India the toughest place to score a century for away players?

>>74360406
Yeah I enjoy it. Plenty of work, can choose to work days or nights when it suits me.

Pays decent enough, don't really have to worry about money.

>>74360433
for english and southern hemisphere players
playing in Australia or South Africa is hard for asians

>>74360433
Probably Sri Lanka, you just know that by day 3 the wicket is going to be turning square and the likes of Murali and Herath were gonna put unbelievable amounts of pressure onto you.

I was born and raised in Christchurch, New Zealand, but with the 2011 earthquakes my family and I relocated to Auckland, where I have lived since.

In Christchurch I attended Christ's College boys school, and in Auckland attended Auckland Grammar School until the end of Sixth Form, when I shifted to ACG's Senior College in town for my final high school year. I studied Mathematics (both statistics and calculus), Physics and Chemistry throughout high school, and was accepted into Engineering at University of Auckland, where I am currently studying, in my second year, specialising in Mechanical Engineering.

Outside of academics my passions lie almost entirely with music, I both write my own music and play in a band, and write about music in an online blog that I have run since 2012. I spent much of 2013 and 2014 composing what will be my band's debut album, but issues with personnel have prevented us from completing it. We currently have a stable lineup and hope to record the album during this year, as well as begin playing live shows. My music blog has been arguably much more successful than my music career (although hopefully not for long), with my reviews gaining support for being in-depth, and for contributing to the successes of bands who were unknown before I reviewed them.

Although music dominates my extra-curricular life, I still try to find time for sport; I am a lifelong fan of cricket and a casual fan of rugby, and I play squash whenever I can find the time. I have recently been improving my fitness with hope to start playing casual cricket again this summer, after being out of the game since before I moved to Auckland.

Most of my work experience comes from outside of both academics and music, due to my family's businesses, most notably The New Zealand School of Food and Wine, where I still work part-time. I have been making coffee and serving customers since I was very young, and have been involved in teaching the barista course for the last few years.

>>74360450
You really need to add punctuation to your repertoire

>>74360466
.,;!? are memes

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>>74360465
>it's a lets meme the shit out of Daniel's blog episode

>gayle was actually who made me like cricket. after the /cric/ shitposting, the first game i watched was from the indian league and they had gayle. his team (i think wearing purple) was down by a good bit and under the rate needed to win.
>but this big nig just started cranking 4s and 6s nonstop. was fun to watch

stove smoth is sperging out on fox lads

>>74360533
Really? What's he saying?

>>74360558
he's trying his best to form coherent sentences, but I think it's something about his "authority" in the team

Smith is now blogging about how he can't sleep at night and how he lies down on his bed

who is winning

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>>74360261
based mods

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Does /cric/ think Will Smith's gf is qt?

*reports you*

>>74360038
Boob job at 14 confirmed.

*seethes niggerishly*

anyone heard henry olonga sing?

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>>74360699

How's that autism going lad

>>74360533
No surprise, the cunt is clearly on the spectrum. Lucky he's good at cricket because he clearly has no social skills.

*gets visa denied due to being a poorcunt and a disgusting nigger*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X17v5ltnE8s

*fires up cuckbournian proxy in a desperate attempt to defend myself*

>>74360450
>playing in Australia is hard for asians
'No'

>>74360722
>dad was always up for a challenge
>I could only do four back in the day

HMMMM

*uses filter but can't help pressing the little [+] anyway*

>>74360734
statistically it is, particularly for pakistanis

Is having a tranny pander to abos through music an Australian pastime? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>Shit O'Queef

>it's an idiot/recent migrant/child of migrants calls pakis and Indians "asians" despite the word "Asian" only referring to slopes in Australia episode
>it's an idiot/recent migrant/child of migrants reads this, seethes and tries to "win" by stating India/Pakistan are technically in Asia, and clearly doesn't understand Australian English episode

>>74360782
look up asian in the macquarie dictionary for me m8

>>74360755
Not anymore. Any batsman worth their salt can make runs in Australia. Look what Indians have done here since the turn of the century.

>it's an idiot/recent migrant/child of migrants gets comprehensively BTFO and still desperately tries to defend his illogical and objectively incorrect position episode

>>74360800
it's still one of their weakest regions to play cricket in, even for indians

>>74360758
On the ABC, yes. They also have terrorist sympathisers and sharia law advocates.

>>74360816
based saxon how's the farm going lad?

>>74360816
t. numale cuck

>Shit O'Queef

wicket in the next three overs

It's good to know /pol/ still runs /cric/ lids

>>74360808
They lose because their bowling is always toothless here. Their star batsman perform as you'd expect.

Switch?

More like switch that shit off.

>>74360848
statistically that is not true

>>74360830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yassmin_Abdel-Magied

ahh fucking hell

>>74360867
t. numale cuck

Saxon's getting BTFO again

>Pissrat

about time O'Queef came off

Is Bitchell Darsh even gonna bowl? What the fuck is the point of having him in the squad

why is this ground in the middle of fucking nowhere?

>Ooooaaaaahah I loik that gaz

>>74360904
Cleaner air out in the mountains. If the stadium was in the city it would smell like poo

do any of you pay attention to what razors you use? I just get the most expensive ones

>>74360856
Show me how their star batsman have performed here in the last 15 years. Sure they usually won't perform as well as they do at home, but it's nothing like what happens to overseas batsman when they go to places like India.

Besides, the topic was about where they find it toughest. It's clearly not Australia. England and South Africa are much tougher.

>>74360938
Except it is, look it up yourself I'm too busy enjoying the cricket

It may well be harder in South Africa (even if the pitches are the same shit) but there isn't a large enough sample size to make a comparison. For example Pakistan have only been to South Africa something like five times

wasn't a fan of the subhuman colored gimmick to begin with, but it's really grown on my recently lads.

>>74360955
same
I feel like the increasingly frustrated response from the subhuman is what changed my mind

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>>74360938

Precisely. Roadbabbys can't hand a cold morning and a green top.

should have taken that catch

took that one though

>get out
>badly injure yourself in the process

JUST

btfo

Why are subhuman coloureds so shit?

>>74361000
>terrible shot
>blame it on injury

elite wogball tactics from Rahul

C O L L A P S E

dunno if it was out though

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>can't even swing a bat without dislocating his shoulder

complete and utter pooicide

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

HOLY FUCK

SUBHUMAN COLOUREDS ON POOICIDE WATCH

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B R O W N
D O G
U P
Y A

Handscomb is elite close in.

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>collapsing to Aussie pie-chuckers

feeling good lads

SOK once again finds a way to take wickets, while Lyon does jack shit. Why do we persist with such a generic offspinner who can't even bowl an arm ball?

who is this saha bloke

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Just got home from work lads

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HAHAHAHAHAHAA

ANTI O'KEEFE ANON ON POOICIDE WATCH

CURRIES BTFO

>wade

SOK
O
K

L A D S

O;Keefe is all over India like a rash

KEK, where did all the poodians run off to?

aww, did the big mean ausGODs bully you?

poorpetually pooper poorturbed plebbit poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch

Love my life

really really glad I'm white right now lads

IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE IT'S A FUCKING COLLAPSE

anyone got an acestream?

bounced?

>>74361100
Give it 25 years

Just got home from work lads

absolutely pissing myself lads

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LYON LYON LYON

Jesus fucking christ lads

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>hey guys let's prepare a pitch so spin-friendly that even the shitty Aussie spinners can get wickets

Hopefully teaches India for preparing such a ridiculous pitch.

Hahahahahhhqha nice toe faggot

Indian side must have had a dodgy curry at lunch because they have comprehensively shat the bed here.

HANDSCOMB=GOD
HANDSCOMB=GOD
HANDSCOMB=GOD
HANDSCOMB=GOD
HANDSCOMB=GOD
HANDSCOMB=GOD

Handscomb could catch lightning lads.

>this is actually happening

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH INDIA HAVE TO BAT LAST ON THIS PITCH

>ASHLOSE
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actually speechless lads

>>74361130
The Indian batsmen mistook the pitch for the gutter and decided to shit all over it.

>Muh Handscombe
Fuck off, what about Gary

This is going rather well I'd say fellas

>india
my sides
you're shit

Australia should have toured bangladesh instead

>silent indian crowds
The best

>>74361144
>>>/foxsportsfacebook/

you okay, india?
fuck you ravi shastri you insecure cunt

>>74361144
Fuck Gaz, all about Handsome Pete.

It's only day 2 and Australia will bat again

SOK and Lyon outbowling Ashwin and Jadeja, misso left me and nanna died this week but I somehow still think I've died and gone to heaven.

Still a long way to go. Australia quite capable of a 2nd innings 47 all out.

>>74361155
now this is a meme that I've missed

>on toilet
>collapse happens
>tfw if I acted like an indian monkey I could have just shit in my lounge room and watched it happen
Oh well

Foolish white boys. India always lose one against >you to make it interesting

>>74361163
how was the shit? I did a good one today

>could this Indian team be the greatest ever??

JADEJA double century incoming

>>74361163

did you see 7 indians in your bowl before you flushed?

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>>74361171

Forgot image.

>leave for 10 minutes
>miss 4 wickets

FUGGGG

>still bowling O'Keefe when he can't even take a hat trick

just want to kill myself lads.

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>>74361176
Still pooing on loo lads

Was a pretty runny subcontinent

>>74361184
There's no feeling quite as shit as when you're in a good position and the team just gollabses on you, we know it too well

>dropping that

Worst Australians Ltd

>tfw 3 months rent on AUS winning
Might have a years rent coveres if it comes through, lads.

>>74361199
their innings has not really been good at all though.... only Rahul

>THIS australian team is about to go seven test wins on the trot

>>74361208
you fucking madman, godpseed

>>74361219
such a reddit post

>>74361208
Thinking about using my mums name to get a nimble loan to bet with

>WADE

>>74361222
fuck off virgin

is that better you down syndrome cunt?

>>74361222
How do you know what a reddit post looks like?

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l-lads, why is this happening?

>>74361215
Until they play South Africa again

>LE FUGG LEE O'GEEFE XDXD

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what a beautiful end to the working week watching this eating dinner

>>74361151
What was he saying? Fucking hate that cliched bastard

>implying anyone cares about 5 day borefest

Fuck u cunts who doubted o'queef

>>74361235
>Eating dinner

Are you a pensioner?

*ruins thread*

SOK just secured a spot on this team for the next year

>>74361247
it's 6.30
what do you do? eat at 8.00 like a tryhard?

NOT OUT

>>74361243
DAMAGE
CONTROL

YHHAHAHHAA

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL

APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

AUSTRALIAN JADEJA > JADEJA

what a fucking howler

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I remember being in a thread like this years and years ago where Australia bowled SA out for <100. Then they promptly collapsed for about 50 and lost the test match.

Just saying.

didn't even look out on the telly

Kohli's going to be hanging from a noose by the end of the week.

>>74361258
t20>>>ODI>>>>>watching paint dry>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Test Cric

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>>74361266
that uh was a different uh game and uh the australian team has uh come a long way since uh then

atleast make 150 jesus christ

India just scored a century and Australia didn't.

Why are you all acting so smug?

this is the worst pitch ever
but now that I think about it, this is way more entertaining than watching batsmen score 8000 runs on a road only for the match to end in a draw

>lyon
>1 wicket
fuck him off he's shit

tosswinnerwinsagainslol

called it

You just remembered Michael Klingers career was ruined after his captain declared with him on 99 at the strikers end and it destroyed his confidence

>>74361289
If only the people who prepare your pitches agreed

>>74361294
I don't remember this and I remember Klinger being one of the top domestic batsmen for several years in a row

If it's 1 inning in cricket is it an innings or an innings?

>>74361306
will smith is an actor m8

kek

KEK

KEK

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>>74361292
Australia won all 4 tosses but lost all 4 matches last tour. This pitch is so fucking shit Jesus Christ. People are gonna kill the groundsman .

>>74361289
I hate >t. Freshie posters, but pretty much everyone who follows cricket prefers low scoring matches

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remember when krezja took a gorillion wickets in india and then was dropped?

>>74361317
yeah but he went for 200 odd

>>74361304
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/104628.html

>>74361317
When it's at an average of 50 it's not that impressive.

O'Keefe shill here

Reminder that I know more about cricket than all of you combined

AMA

Is there anything better than a silent indian crowd?

You can feel the imminent suicides

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lol

>>74361333
Kholi's house is getting burned down tonight

You WILL be watching City vs Sydney FC, right lads?

You aren't a plebe, are you?

>people literally think they know more than the selectors when O'Keefe performs, even though the selectors picked him.

Go ahead, tell me about his first class average and his decent performance on SL last year as if this wasn't common knowledge to a cricket fan

>>74361336
bangladesh would unironically be doing better

> I really wouldn't bet on that, Harold. He could belie state loyalties back home, but in Pune, with Virat Kohli in line to bat, that's a no contest.

KEK

>Ishant Sharma
fuck this ugly fuck I forgot about him waste of fucking space

better get the wickets soon, I'm meeting a guy from gumtree soon

>>74361232
there is no easier task than playing the saffas away for the ausgods

>>74361360
You a giver or a taker?

What's going on with Clive Palmers FB lads?

>>74361360
Bring condoms

>>74361339
not a wog, sorry

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What is Mitch Marsh gonna have to do with the bat not to get dropped?

It's killing me that I can't watch this

Fuck bros

lyon sweating fucking bullets right now

>>74361339
yep, hoping City get up

t. Victory fan

SokGOD

Anyone else think O'Keefe is shit and should stick to white ball cricket?

>105

Why was the ball a dead ball ?

>>74361347
Are you praising the selectors when they've used the same rationale for the not picking him as every pleb in existence? I don't understand your post.

>>74361378
Mitch Marsh doesn't get dropped regardless of form.

Just got home lads what have I missed.

How about O'Keefe, must have snorted some good indian pharmaceutical ketamine this morning.

>>74361378
won't matter in this test because there's little pressure

more like what DOES he have to do to get dropped?

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>>74361378

Don't change a winning team m8.

REMINDER m marsh LITERALLY scored 4 times the amount of runs THEN the unbeatable GOD Kohli at his home fortress

and then the indian vagina O'Queefed


Fugg this

>>74361392
ketamine is awful, no one should ever do it

learnt from experience

You people were saying >we were homebabies. >We proved you wrong Hah.

>>74361378
As long as he holds it by the handle during his second-innings failure, he's safe.

How many hours left of play lads?

>>74361398
4 x 0 = 0???

I wanna Sok his cok

Imagine being Nathan Lyon and having to run up and congratulate the man who just destroyed your career as Australia's greatest ever off spinner.

Imagine stroking his head full of hair he'll probably have until he's 90.

Imagine driving home in tears sober because you're not a chad who drink drives everywhere

Imagine having to fuck your Adelaide bush pig whilst he has his choice off all three hot white women left in Sydney

>>74361398
0 * 4 = 0, m8

Pune more like pwnedayyyy amirite

>>74361378
Not get injured.

>>74361417
SOK reliably outbowls Lyon when they play for NSW

6/5 from one end, 0/30 the other for O'kheat

>>74361411
1 and a half sessions

>>74361404
This. Is /cric/ right about anything?

>>74361419
its actually undefined

>>74361398
>this terrible maths
>"then"

>want to watch on my TV
>don't wanna subscribe to Foxtel Play or use the free trial because I'm going overseas next week and would waste the subscription
>illegal streams are garbage quality and can't display on my TV

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>>74361438
>being this retarded

>>74361432
Hours you cunt

>>74361438
b8

>>74361447
The number of hours in a session times 1.5

>>74361438
Kek

>EWW YOU HAVE A SAMSUNG
A qt says this to you.

How DO you respond?

Renshaw started this shitstorm.

>>74361458
>being 16

>>74361411
Play ends at 10pm unless there's an extra half hour.

>>74361458
no if you look closer you'll see it's an iphone

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>INDIA LOST 7/11

>>74361454
Thanks m8, was it that hard?

So it's 1.5 sessions x 1.5 hours = 3 hours left

>>74361458
Eww you have a vagina

Is this our chance to finally get a test match win in india for what feels like forever?

>>74361458
Pull the pin, shove it in her mouth and run from the explosion

>>74361467
hmm

>>74361469
>being a bitter, miserable neet failure who comes to 4chan in his mid 20s

>>74361458
It's an oppo you slut

>>74361438
no

0 * 4 = 0
4 / 0 = undefined

>>74361467
Based

Renshaw memed out of opening

>renshaw taking another shit

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>at 3/94, India crumbled for 105
>they lost 7 wickets for eleven runs
>7/11
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>74361486
I'm late 20s you fucking casual

Why are they playing today instead of having a rest tonight and playing tomorrow?

How retarded..

Whose idea was this?

memes already

>elite sportsman
>getting sick from shitskin food

how do they let this happen lads

fuck me, we've had the next warnie sitting in the shed all this time

>meme sweep

what an idiot

if you're running and your bat doesn't reach the crease, say on the first of three runs and the umpire notices, do all three runs not count or just that one? or do none count?