/heem/: dominick cruz editon

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Schaub is God

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/cody buttasspoop/

>>74358580
Is that on his calf?

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>>74358564
Schaub bless

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Reem bless lads

You are the biggest loser on all of heem

The op seems like such a cunt

cant we use the other thread?

>>74358631

I bet it would make him real mad:

>>74358544
>>74358544
>>74358544

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>>74358631
why do I seem like a cunt, exactly

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Gall Bless

>>74358580
wow thats a cool tattoo, I'm gunna get the same one

>>74358671
gee, I wonder

>>74358631
Nah

First thread wins

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>>74358702
is it the thread wars that I'm not causing
i genuinely don't know, tell me

>>74358531
Will Thompson get heemed by T-Wood

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>>74358696
Livestream it

My thread got heemed :(

>>74358736
Nah, Thompson wins UD

>>74358580
he seriously has shit taste in tats.

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BAS LOOKOUT!

>>74358736

Yes. Woodley 5th round KO

Thompson is on another level lads. He is going to use his superior intellect to win, you'll see

>>74358848

Just like last time eh?

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>>74358787
>>74358848

>>74358853
he has learned from that fight, Tyrone will still be le overhand manlet

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>>74358848
gonna need it with those pillow fists

>>74358879
>Tyrone will still be le overhand manlet
>le rehashing conor phrases casual

Tyron has the better wrestling, better jiu jitsu, better muay thai, better clinch, better top-game, and of course has one punch KO power, only thing Thompson beats him at is point fighting, that is literally it.

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>>74358766
>>74358631
>kept the schaub thread
ponderous

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>>74358853
>>74358863
>>74358897
>>74358912
I'm glad to see you cucks getting flustered, your tears will be extra delicious on March 4th

>>74358942
>c-c-cucks

>Thompson at lighter weight couldn't be KOed by Woodley
>Thompson at heavier weight will definitely not be KO'd by Woodley

Also, all he needs to do is survive 10 minutes of the fight and Wonderboy wins.

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>>74358942
>projection

Khabib/Wonderboy parlay, change your bum loifes

>>74359007
>I picked the bookie favorites guise

So brave.

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Guys I was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast and is it true what he said about muslims being inbred? He said something like 30% of pakis in the UK have married a first cousin.

Conor Mcgregor vs Kona Magiga

Who wins?

>>74359007
>Ferguson/Thompson is the best choice

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>>74359020
>actually listening to JRE
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>74359022
What are Kona's feats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7L-KB__GxM

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>ladies and gentlemen your thiccweight mvp

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p55POqbf8yE

Reminder this is exactly why callen is the fucking worst person on radio rn. Prove me wrong

>>74359094
Sid the sloth/10

>>74359078
I'm an hour in, didn't know Cruz was from a trailer park. He talks about his depression as well, seems a bit corny.

>>74359094
Very nice except why would you not be wearing a sports bra?

>>74359094
She has a brazilian face

>>74359041
Uniting the Kang and Shied tribes and fighting the white man to gain independence

>>74359094
anyone have a webm?
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BPLfnIKBV_I

has 2 million views o.O

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I am honestly way more excited for T-ferg vs Nurmy than I am for T-Wood vs Stevie. Anyone elese know that feel?

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do not obstruct my path

>>74359395
I know that feel, Khabib/Ferg is an adventure into the unknown

>>74359395
das cuz u a rayciss

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>>74359472
How dare you sir, insinuate such a thing? The fact that Tyron is a filthy Nergo has nothing to do with it!

>>74359395
I can't wait for both. That card looks great.

*knocks on wood*

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Treat me a Schaub
Treat me like a motherfuckin Schaub
Go ahead flush me down the toilet
>You Soft
Thats because I get an adequate amount of fibre in my diet

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>>74358926
>would hit
>wouldnt tell anyone

>>74359492
lel

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Which fighter does this picture apply to?

>>74359033
> not listening to JRE
SAD

So in 2015, when Ferguson beat the piss out of Josh Thompson, I said he would be making a run for the title, and I was right. So now I'm predicting that Robert Whittaker will beat Luke Rockhold when they fight and will then fight for the title against yoel romero.

>>74359033
once in a great while the guest overshadows joe's retardedness

>>74359526
who is ronda rousey

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>Tfw don't really like Wonderboy that much
>Tfw only reason it'd be cool if he won is because I dislike Woodley more
>Tfw miss my podium sharing boy who's left the promotion
>Tfw Maia won't get his deserved titleshot

>>74359395
Absolutely, never in my wildest dreams did I think Ferg would fight Khalabeeb, especially since the latter threatened that he'd never fight again un the UFC unless it was for the belt.

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please let ferg wreck khabib

think of the memes

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>>74359665
dont worry, he will

>>74359033
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcasts by night. All day.

>>74359665
The guys I want to win always lose so you can guarantee the opposite of my picks win win

Tyron
Tony
Hunt
Rasheed
Lando

>>74359699
>Wanting Hunt to win

Why?

>>74359665
I hope he does but only after Khabib beats Mcgregor

>>74359710
underdog
Money

>>74359710
White cunt detected. You're shit and the UFC is shit.

>>74359689
im heavily leveraged in cancrusher memes

really need El Cucuy to come through

>>74359695
can we talk about this? Rogan opens every show with that quote but nick has never been on the show. What the fuck is that about?

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>Overreem is fighting again
>he has 10 (ten) TKO/KO losses in MMA and another 3 from kickboxing
>he's been heemed 13 times (maybe more in training)
>he's been approved to fight one of the hardest punchers in MMA history

Why is this allowed?

>>74359526

WHO IS TRAVIS BROWNe

>>74359799
you never know with team jackson, overeem could very well go for cheeky takedowns and try to pound on hunt

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be careful heem

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>>74359395
>seems he's moving his head, covering up and attempting to throw punches back
>better stop this one
Meanwhile, at UFC 192

>>74359777
The Diaz brothers aren't exactly conversationalists.

>>74359814
underwears: taken care of

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!

>>74359819
due are you for real? Barao was FUCKED. That stoppage was perfectly fair. If the ref let it keep going until barao actually hit the floor, he could have had actual neurological damage

>>74359814
What happened to this guy?

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>Listening to that podcast with Cruz
>7 years ago I tore my quad from my knee, there's this healing sediment left behind or whatever the fuck my physiotherapist called it that's giving me these intense knee pains whenever I push myself too hard in the gym
>Taking breaks every now and then, like a week or two off to let it heal up before I go in again, don't want surgery
>Hear Cruz saying how he fought a championship round with his leg completely fucked up
>Hear how he fought injury after injury
>How he stepped up for a championship fight against arguably the best guy in the division at the time with a 4 week camp after a year of sitting out

>Meanwhile I'm bitching about my petty injuries
What matter of man is based Cruz?

>>74359860
How old are you, dork?

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>>74359799
Why not? His chin's always been shit, it's not like his punch resistance suddenly left him like with Bigfoot or Vitor. He beat Hunt before, he can do it again.

>>74359395
It's because the Khabib and Ferguson fight is connected to McGregor.

>>74359886
Not even dude. Even if mcG retired from MMA tomorrow, it would still be one of the most intriguing fights of the year

>>74359872
>What matter of man is based Cruz?
>I'm not making excuses but 14 years ago i suffered with depression and that's why I lost to Cody

cruz vs barao is next right? barao maynard? cruz lineker?

>>74359850
Herb's inconsistency was more my point, though you're way overstating that Barao stoppage. Look at him at the end man.

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>>74359819

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>>74359911
>Literal strawman
>Dodging question about his age

>>74359911
This desu.

Was on the excuse wagon from the get go

>>74359911
>dominick "i was fine until i got cut and then i knew i had to completely abandon my gameplan and go for broke" cruz

who believes that shit, he was getting wrecked from opening bell

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>>74359814
>>74359825
UFC 209 is going to be a great card

>Woodley-Thompson 2
>khabib winning the REAL lightweight title
>the lando meme being decisively ended by a technically superior kickboxer
>bektic and bearjew picking up victories
>overeem winning a decision

tybura-henrique is also pretty spicy

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>>74359860
he'll heem lando on next week's card

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>biting your lip at another man

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THIS LATE NIGHT /HEEM/ IS COMFY AS FUCK
love every here

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is overeem all in?

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>>74359958
yeah boi, u no it

>>74359928
You're just not worth my time.
You're an irrelevant personality.
Filtered

>>74359935
>>74359947
>He fell for the Khabib and Cruz meme but not the lando one
>still shilling that webm because he has nothing else to use
Filtered

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What went wrong?

>>74359979
you got the silva/hunt version?

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>>74359935
You got any Teymur webms? I must have seen him fight but I don't have any memory of it.

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>>74359930
Wrong.

>Only the underage tripfag and some other dude were spamming Garbrandt shit on the board before 207
>Suddenly Cruz, someone who was unanimously well liked here before, is public enemy #1 despite being the same guy he was before the fight

Talk about CASUAL (!!!) fairweather manlet bitches. Consider suicide.

>>74359987
>Still no answer

Thought so, pussy. Only manlets and weaklings filter, no wonder no one respects you here LMAO.

>>74360004
Caraways jizz is making her face puffy

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>>74360012
nah, but i do have this

>>74360023
Ur guy lost lol
Get over it!!

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>>74359928
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73310368/#73313825

>>74359987
enjoy being 16 while you can, I miss being underage and fucking around on 4chan
make sure you get good grades in school if you aren't already, you still have plenty of time to end high school (or whatever the bong equivalent of it is) on a good note, and you'll be able to completely change yourself once you go off to uni

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>>74360035
>Backpedals this fast on his own word about filtering

Lol, yet ANOTHER guy I own (easily [!]) here on /heem/.

>>74360045
Why isn't he banned?

Are mods sleeping on their job?

Do you think mods own a FitePass?

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>>74359958
Schaub bless brother. We are a brotherhood.

>>74360045
Son youre basically the same age as him.

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>>74360046

the cruz episode of jre was good because rogan barely talked

and it makes sense now why dom doesnt believe in ring rust after hearing about his injury stories more in depth.

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>>74360019
this is the only other webm I have of him
here's a link to his fight at 201, he looked really good in it
it could be an issue if he sits back and lets Lando dictate the pace of the fight, but I think he'll know better than to let him set up some crazy meme shit after seeing what happened to Makdessi

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/David_Teymur_vs_Jason_Novelli_UFC_Fight_Night_92_Full_Fight_Part_1/10135448

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>>74360029
those are some dank knees

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>>74360064
>We are a brotherhood.
no, you are an interloper

>>74360104
>Backpedalling this hard on his "UR FILTRED XD" antics
Lmao so fucking EASY!!!

You're an underage, cancerous, fresh off the /b/oat newscum casual, you've no place posting here, lad. Sorry to inform you, it wasn't my intention to break it so harshly to you.

Please don't cry.... [spoiler]ANYMORE.[/spoiler]

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more like Dominic LOSE, amirite????

>>74359819
>attempting to move his head
>getting used as a speedbag
Nah mang

>>74360169
kek good one

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>>74360094
Thx

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i actually agree with cuck thomas on this one

>>74360094
Damn that is some super technical striking

Best poster on /heem/ coming through

dutchfag is a cringy retard who literally makes up stories so that it seems like he can win an argument on the internet

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Do you guys own any MMA merch?

I'm the new John Wick

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If youre a cruz fan, youre probably a pathetic little reddit bitch nerd.

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>>74360104
>Why would I go to uni I'm not a retard
>the underage tripfag is also an aspiring trade monkey

not surprising, I suppose
i am doing this, I was trying to give you advice, lad

>>74360169
more like dominick redemption
who /ready for punished cruz v2/ here

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>>74360194
>MMAFighting
>Vox subsidiary

Faggot shit.

>>74360221
Dude, youre an obese, friendless kissless virgin. Youre life is nothing but community college and making autistic posts on 4chan.

>>74360221
>I was trying to give you advice, lad
You're the last person I'd ever want advice from, sorry lad. But no. You make my skin crawl.

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>>74360199
>>74360212
How's your guard, tough guy?

Another cringey little bitch cruz fan. Would love to fuck up these losers.

>>74360155
LOL

>>74360221
if he was as hurt as he says, he might have more for cody than i thought

especially now that he's got 5 rounds on cody's tendencies, who had like 30 rounds of Dom's from the rest of alpha fail alone

>>74360252
Nice dude you pc?

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>>74360061
Spainsperg how are you doing lad?

>>74359395
and people were pissed at Mario for the 'late' stoppage on travis brown.
WTF.

>>74360216
So cringey.

>>74359395
>>74360293
it's late but it's always harder to call it when the guy is still standing

travis' was worse cuz he was clearly KO'd while defenseless on his back, arms not even working

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>>74360258
>Little baby gazelle trying to flex on the ALPHA LION

Roflmfao.

>>74360292
A bit restless about stuff, but otherwise I can't complain. Was just about to hit the hay, have classes in a bit and gym later.

How are you Leaf(mad)lad?

>>74360300
Yeah so much worse than here right?

>>74360216
kek you must hang out on reddit a lot to downvote that one person 69 times

>>74360318
i go to the mma section for news during the day cuz i aint going to 4chan from work

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>>74360235
>>74360252
dwarf

>>74360246
you can do whatever you want with your life, i guess
what are your future career aspirations, out of curiosity
done with the cringy /heem/ banter for now

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>>74360315
I'm doing well bud, just hoping that my boy Heems Hunto

>>74360327
I can't believe your mum lets you stay up all night

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>>74360327
>Still trying to flex after you refused to answer a simple question about your age
>Still trying to flex after I put you down like I put down the rest of these GAZELLES

Sit down, kiddo. Don't make me put the hurt on you, these fists is not something you want to catch.

>>74360340
Whatever happens in that fight memes will ensue. I was initially rooting for Hunto but I want to see Overeem fight for as long as possible.

You have that Huey Lewis webm of him?

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>>74360094
Maybe not in against a world-beater but damn did he look sharp in that fight. Looks like maybe he's coming from a kickboxing background, guy has some real striking skills.

>>74358531
Who else thought the Cruz podcast with Rogan was comfy?

One of the comfyess for me senpai

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>>74360388
so you don't have any, you're just sitting around in your parents' house and dreading the time when you're forced to actually do something with your life
that won't last forever

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>>74360410
i like how you send him a dank heem to let the burn settle in

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>>74360357
Can't believe your non existing gf lets you stay on 4chan all day

>>74360360
>he fell for my obvious age bait
HOWLING

>>74360410
Idiot

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>>74360379
Legit.

It's cool when Rogan knows when to shut up and let the host speak. It was really comfy to hear Dom talk for more than a 20 minute interview where he can barely scratch the height of his injuries and personal issues.

>>74360431
>I W-WAS ONLY P-PRETENDING
Roflmfao.

I'm 20 minutes into JRE. Does cruz whine about depression and make excuses the entire episode?

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>>74360441
Sorry for flexing on yall

>>74360431
Remember when you said that if Cody won then you would drop your trip?

lol funny times amirite

>>74360004
pregnant

>>74360446
Yup. First he whines about depression, then he whines about his knee, then he whines about his feet, then he whines about being cut.

>>74360452
I had to come back to slap some little bitches around.

These guys are only part time invested in their personalities.

Isnt Cruz the dork that literally has to have an emotional support dog? Like he cant go out into public without his dog because he might get triggered by a cisgengered bathroom sign and start literally shaking?

>>74358531
I like Cruz and all but from the sounds of his injuries why even try to come back and fight. Like Jesus Christ. Its not really worth it.

And the Khabib and Tony thing is a joke. Khabibulin is going to rag doll Tony and pick up the new belt. People say Khabibs striking is bad. I say he min maxed grappling. Watch his striking against RDA. The dude fucking blitz in like rabid dog and throws the kitchen sink and finishes with a takedown. Tony isn't some precision striker.

Also Tyron and Wonderboy I don't understand the whole did more damage argument. Round 1 he layed belly to belly and landed 40 gut shots then last 10 seconds landed a good punched that cut Wonderboys nose on the outside. Then round 4 he landed 2 over hand rights that dropped Wonderboy and couldn't finish. But Wonderboy for the entire fight had Tyron hitting air and he was cracking Woodley all over the place. Woodley was fighting off his back foot getting worked.
Woodley at the end of r5 looked gassed and Wonderboy needed 1 more minute to finish him.

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>>74360480
That sounds just like op

>>74360481
Wow that was a lot of unnecessary text to let us know youre a little faggot.

>>74360480
You're thinking of Rose, and she has her doggos because she was molested.

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lmao
lmao so hard

>>74360481
Just wait until the 3rd round is over and Kalabeeb is gasping for air while Tony is laughing from across the cage.

>>74360504
Shut up, nerd.

/cric/

>>74360441
Rogaine knows just enough about MMA to understand he is in the presence of a literal god and wouldn't dare interrupt or waste his time with the usual bullshit.

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>>74360504
Do you chase pussy?
>>74360535
Same question

>>74360506
>Just wait until the 3rd round is over and Kalabeeb is gasping for air

Do you even have a shred of evidence to back this up?

>>74360535
>cruz
>literal god

Know how I know youre a teenager?

listening to this conference call, I gotta say boys, metropcs guy is SHOOK.

>>74360544
People say Khabib has no gas tank because he faded against Tibau. People also forget that Tibau was roided to the fucking gills and walked around at over 200 pounds yet still fought at LW.

>>74360544
I have evidence Khabibs sister is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.
Great success

>>74360365
this performance is worth like 3x any one of cain's fights

>>74360596
>we will literally never see prime Cain against prime Fedor

this is the darkest timeline.

>>74360580
i found an article from back in the day of khabib talking about his own weight cuts saying how brutal they are

he never struck me as a big guy, but they were saying he had one of the biggest cuts at least back then (tibau is a whole different level i admit)

>>74360609
That's surprising, he seems like a small dude at LW.

Heeminder that Tibau 30-27'd Khabib

>>74360580
Tibau was hilariously juiced and Khabib still beat him fairly despite what some people seem to think. He deserve some credit for grinding out a win in a grueling fight against the cage.

>>74360596
Wearing out a top-level kickboxer on the feet is pretty incredible. Might be the best win in heavyweight MMA history.

>>74360680
Heeminder that the judges decided to BE CAREFUL when filling out their score cards

>>74360664
i think it's cuz he never really gets ripped. a small layer of bodyfat can be pretty deceptive and make you look smaller because clearer muscle definition makes you look bigger even when you weigh less

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>yfw khabib breaks El Knockdown at UFC 209

>>74360683
>Tibau

i just give kebab fans shit for this fight cuz tibau stuffed all takedowns and it was some crazy number like 13

he even got one or two of his own iirc

>tony gets a cheeky darce
>sambo eternally btfo

this would be the funniest timeline imo

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>y-y-you're a fucking bully ;(

khabib is in el knockdown's head

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>>74360744

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>>74360751
>"in his head" meme

where have i seen that before

Khabib would be a monster if knees on the ground were allowed

>>74360770
gsp would have finished like 8 more fights if this was allowed

was all i kept thinking during the nick fight when nick just turtled on the ground and let georges hop from side to side

>>74360770
Headbutts would be the killer. I would legitimately be terrified for my life if I signed up against Khabib in a match with headbutts.

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>>74360770
just imagine him getting side control and kneeing conor into the shadowrealm

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>>74360786
They were allowed in the early tournament days of the UFC. Brutally effective, especially for fighters in top control.

>>74360770
Knees to the head? I thought knees to the body of a grounded opponent have always been legal

Hahbeeb is gonna get trashed up in the stand up. By the time he shoots a desperation takedown, it'll be too late.

>people underestimating Ferguson's wrestling

>>74360891
his style of shooting isn't from the outside he prefers sambo style mid to close/clinch style shots.

Outside shooting is more a staple of american folk style then euro and specially russian style wrestling which prefer various ties and clinches to shoot from

>>74360907
his wrestling is a non factor in terms of takedowns

what is the wild card is his scrambling though, Ferguson has good chokes and sambo is infamously weak at choke holds and their defenses since chokes are banned in sambo

>>74360934
tony by darce confirmed

then kebab vs cody mckenzie please

tony is shook, he's pulling out of this fight any day now

>>74360978
pls no more late cancellations

Anyone have a timestamp of when Dom talks about wMMA?

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>tony pulls out
>goobs opts in late notice for $10M
>sleeps kebab within five minutes

long live the memes

>>74361040
Zero chance Goobie takes the fight on short notice after he got destroyed by Nate the first time.

>Tony pulls out
>Khabib vs Lando

screen cap this

>>74361074
goobs will do anything if the money is right

if they said 5% stake in ufc he'd give dana a blowie

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>>74361206

If Goober sleeps both Kalabib and Fergi, would the haters shut up and finally accept him as MMA's true lord and savior?

>>74361279
Yes

>>74361279
both are just cans
literally everyone besides conor is a can

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>>74361279
no because he'll make them look so bad that just like with Aldo and Eddie people will find ways to dismiss it

>b...but Nate on short notice!

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>>74361279

No, they'll say he's ducking Cub Swanson

>>74361296
>fights cub
>wins
>why is conor ducking fatherhood

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>>74361296
kek, favorite part

Why are you talking to yourself?

>>74358580
>/cody buttasspoop/
Your the biggest f****kin dork in heem

>>74361407
cash me outside, how bout dat?

>>74361344
>implying gooby didn't pay Alvarez two million to take a dive

>>74359665
belch got lucky

palheres couldve shit on him. best fighter to join ufc by far

>>74361531
>>74361531
>>74361531
GET OUT OF THERE ALAN!

>>74359665
>Maynard didn't jump Hall's guard to deliver hellacious ground and pound

Darkest timeline.

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>>74361594

>>74361594
i still propose Hall vs Barao

>>74361627
I like it, bring on the meme fights

Can't go to Belfast today because of college REEEEEEEEE

>>74361763
Why would you pay money to go to either show? Is Sinead your fightfu?

>tfw you realize we get spicy embeddeds next week

truly the beginning lads

>>74362052
but the embedded is already here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F4iQK-nFhI

>>74359633
>Artem will never serve you a drink

>>74362063

Cheeky kunt

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>>74362087
>the party dont start till artem walks in

>>74362103
You think they're going to tagline him as CMTP in the leadup to Cubby?

They expect one of us in the wreckage Tony.

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>>74362123
he's been killing it after those six figure training camps

why are Artems arms so short lads? is it because he had some of his reach surgically removed and given to Goobs and now Artm is being repaid with a main event against Cub?

>>74362143
>boop

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>>74362148
kek, remember when he fought diaz's boy who refused to fire back for 99.9% of the fight?

>>74362143
cant wait till cub heems this bum

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>>74362148
>>74362168
>you have nothing. nothing to threaten me with.
>nothing to do with all your reach.

>>74362187
shut up spergOP

>>74362194
why don't you go get a massive so-cal tattoo

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>>74359094

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>>74358580

What's the story with Cody and that cancer kid? I know they've known eachother for a while but thats all I know. First time I heard anything about him was when he presented him after winning the belt. Thought he was a bit "fishin for likes" there desu

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>>74358848

He needs to not be a pusspuss

Last fight he held back so much cos Tyrone literally told him to. "If you throw dat sidekick imma do X and Y to yuh", and wonderboy was like "Ok I wont hehe"

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DONT SAY NUN TUMMEH

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>>74359395

>You now remember this card

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>>74359492

*pummels for underhooks*

>>74362348
Torres and Pennington got fucking robbed.

>>74362348
When the f*ck is Zaleski fighting again? He's a fun fighter to watch.

>>74362236
jesus, thick in all the right places

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>>74362087

>that feel when it's just faster to get it yourself

Who here hyped on Gavin Tucker?

Only thing I didn't like about that performance was him going for a memelock

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>>74362257
that kid is his fucktoy.

>>74362398
Lookit that fucking fivehead.

>>74362395
It was a really good technical performance, but I'm waiting to see what happens when he fights someone who doesn't get spooked.

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>>74359860

He'll get heemed by lando next week

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>>74359633
>tfw rory got robbed in the firts fight vs lawler and in the second lawler was full on roids and destroyed his noose
>thanks to lawler vs rory 2 he have the nose fucked and fight too defensive against thompson
>tfw now he is in lellator

i hope he rapes the entire WW of bellator and comes back against woodley for the UFC champioship soon enough, i don't want prime rory in bellator.

>>74360029

>Mario stoppages

rip chris

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>>74360155


>bullying the CodyFag

like going into a nursery and stomping on babies.

>>74360046
>>74360078
Someone explain what I'm looking at here.

>>74362492
>british man suing his co-posters for too much banter

>>74360479

>I had to come back to slap some little bitches around

Interesting, where have we seen this before?
>gets bullied
>no one likes him
>gets btfo
>starts trying to convince himself that HE is the bully

its like pottery

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Dom has a legit philosophy and it really resonates with what I learned in my life. You can't control everything and once you for once let go of that desperate need and start observing more than trying to own and control a bizarre thing happens - you actually gain more control over your life. Dude knows what's up.

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Hello lads. I come into heem at about 9am every day and respond to posts from the previous night, just so you'll have some (You)s to wake up to.

That's the kind of guy I am.

You don't need to thank me.

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>people who watch this """"""""""""""""""""sport"""""""

>>74362559
Shouldn't you have learnt that from War and Peace?

>>74362703
Shit's huge and boring, I just ran through retelling :^)

>>74362168
No chance. Artem wins.

JRE podcast with Cruz was comfy af. Looking forward to the UFC commentary with them now.

>>74362836
>Looking forward to the UFC commentary with them now.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Cruz is to comment UFC events?

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>>74362845
>Jon Anik, Joe Rogan, and Dominick Cruz announced as UFC 209 broadcast team

Sure is, brother. Schaub Bless.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/21/14687244/jon-anik-joe-rogan-dominick-cruz-ufc-209-broadcast-team-mma-news

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good morning my fellow cagefighting """connoisseurs"""

>>74358995
Vanessa best girl

>>74362369
Pennignton won tho, do you mean Bethe got robbed?

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>>74362582

>>74363122
oh shit, I remembered bethe winning the fight for some reason.

Lads, if any of you have a 4chan pass, you should change your password now. Cloudflare leaked all their shit.

>>74363148
>>74363148
your thinking of the jessica eye fight

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>>74363331
>>74363338
that should really be 3 panel

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>>74363340
you've never hit a 2 panel let alone a 3 you plebian JRE hipster

Why almost all mma fighters has tattoos? So cringeworthy.

>>74363369
>combined height 35 feet

>>74359020
Consanguinity (that's they keyword you'll want to google for the stats and papers) rates in the Middle East are insanely high, yes.