finnish terrorism edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOwAvW1CIJs
>>74357606
No thanks.
I have about as much respect for Finland as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is Reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is Cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the Reddit memes that comprise "EBIN" and "FUGG :--DDD".
It is the most depraved country with infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is Saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is Reddit. It is poopoopeepeeinajarvi. It is Finnish busts.
fuck finland
why doesnt rapist kane just go bald? What hes rockin now is horrible
>>74357682
>not respecting the flow
>>74357653
>>74357670
heard it all before desu
>>74357682
Trials for battery and rape cause a lot of Stress id assume.
>>74357682
he's pretty testy about it apparently
>>74357606
I miss clipart OPs
Why do fin ruin everythinf
forsberg th
http://thecomeback.com/puckdrunklove/2016-articles/analyzing-the-2016-17-nhl-schedule-based-on-tired-and-rested-teams.html
>Easiest schedule in the NHL
>Cry about teams playing better against EDM than CGY
Is there a more embarrassing sports franchise in recent years than the edmonton oilers? Serious question no bully
i wish filip forsberg scored goals more consistantly instead of large spurts.
>Sean Monahan is the next Ron Francis
>Flames commentary
>>74357733
Reminder that George McPhee traded Filip Forsberg for Martin Erat
>>74357757
that's how most players are besides like prime Ovie, can't be helped
>>74357767
I see nothing wrong with this
>Lightning PP
>>74357791
Well you probably suck as much dick as Kelly Hrudey
>>74357791
>insulting ronnie francis like that
go back to CP you pedo
>habs fans booing their own team
kek
I went to the theatres last night and apparently Goon 2 is coming out soon.
The trailer was fucking unfunny and literally no-one is talking about it.
>>74357955
Basically the Vancouver Canucks of hockey movies.
>>74357955
Thats really cool! When's the next blog post?
>>74357988
Stay in Alberta.
Hockey needs good movies. Moneyball was good, but hockey has literally no good movies.
What did they mean by this?
we suck again
>laffs
>>74358039
>>74357955
did you go with anyone? I've never gone alone
>>74358060
Did you not read the OP?
Get out pls.
>>74358116
I don't think I've ever watched a movie alone before. Going to the theatres is kind a social thing, I think. John Wick 2 was pretty badass desu.
I've never watched Goon before, but after seeing the trailer for Goon 2, I don't think I'd want to see it. Nobody in the theatre laughed at any of the jokes. Some guy behind me said "what the fuck was that?"
>Dotchin killing people
Calm down, you fuck
>>74358169
goon was fun because it was cute and there was hockey and stuff. I haven't watched La La Land yet and I won't see my gf this weekend but I need to see it before Sunday so I'm going to watch it alone
GO YOTES GO
give the yotes your energy \0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/
>rick nash
Done in __ years?
>>74358205
>not watching 50 Shades Darker with her instead
The Goon 2 trailer was entirely "you smell like a hot dog" and "I love hot dogs" memes.
For fuck's sake, Dotchin
You can't keep killing people because you're losing
>>74358224
she hated the first one and I haven't seen it so I don't really want to. haven't seen the goon trailer either other than the teasers but I hope it tries to be like the first one rather than just a movie for 13 year old boys in ontario
>habs
beer, bruins and mämmi tonight, lads.
I've seen all I needed to see
>>74358317
>ynr the frog last thread saying ez win
kekekekekekekekekekek
>>74358317
they're going to miss the playoffs imo
I BELIEVE AGAIN
>>74358317
just waive the whole franchise
who's in who's out?
>>74358368
Those glasses look very familiar.
>>74358371
Lightning out
>>74358371
you're missing a lot
>>74358371
i think the isles make a big trade at the deadline and make it in
>>74358383
Suffering
>>74358371
Florida and Boston jump Montreal tbqh
>>74358381
god tier GDP episodes btw
>>74358381
kip it's funny how much you randomly go on the same boards as me. out of nowhere you'll post a bunch of /ck/ shit in here that was posted that day and now you're doing it with /tv/ like you usually do. branch out some more find some better boards
>>74358419
I actually don't go to /ck/.
:(
Should I? I have like 100 pictures of food.
>>74358440
no because I know you don't cook. /ck/ lately has been fucked over by /v/ and /tv/ so you probably just saw some kids crossboarding shit
>>74358371
Out:
>Leafs
>Habs
>Isles
In:
>Cats
>Bolts
>Canes
Canafags COMPLETE BTFO
>>74358473
>Oilers only Canadian playoff team
>>74358491
>Forgetting the Sens
>>74358440
Nobody gives a fuck, lets see more of that sweet gook ass
The Canucks are going to win the Patrick Nolan bowl as he is destined to bust and the canucks are destined to draft busts
>>74358495
They are easily forgettable.
>>74358491
Not so fast there
>teams changing coaches and going on huge runs
>habs change coaches and get worse
>>74358549
>implying the Oilers won't purposely lose to the Kings so they can pass you
The Leafs are 4 points back of the Habs.
>busthews getting btfo by lundpads
>>74358472
>no because I know you don't cook
Okay, don't be mean.
I don't have many interests so I don't browse too many boards.
>>74358574
what does that have to do with philthy?
laffs and coilers suck at hockey and both their shit teams should be relegated and their fans should be rounded up and gassed and then shot execution style and then buried in a shallow grave for me to pee on
>laffs shoot out
I don't know why I get my hopes up.
>>74358440
Shut your mouth bitch
>>74358609
put less on the plate for a better picture, but the food looks to be cooked quite well just add a green garnish. but I know you don't cook because you talked about going to that anime cafe or whatever it is not too long ago and you talked about food for awhile
I got interested in more things by browsing more boards btw, it's kind of fun just jumping into things, lurking for awhile, trying a bit, posting, and seeing what happens. try it on /ck/ maybe
>>74358586
>admitting they're scared to face the flames in the playoffs
Sounds about right actually
>>74358371
Out
>>74358657
shouldn't you be on your runkkutauko you stupid mongrel fuck
>>74358676
Yeah the Flames beat the Oilers so many times during the season right?
>>74358679
We've played a lot less games desu and the Habs look to collapse their way out.
>>74358676
The Flim Flams have never scored a series clinching goal against the Oilers
>>74358689
Hence why I said the playoffs, there's a difference there that understandably went over your head
>>74358703
This team is hot garbage lad and I'd rather just restart next year when some of our offensive prospects like Gauthier are ready. I want us to lose every game we can so we can get a top 3 pick instead of missing the playoffs and picking 11th or something again.
Playoffs would be nice but it's over imo
EAST:
ATLANTIC:
-Sens
-Leafs
-Panthers
METRO:
-Caps
-Pens
>rags
-BJs
-Islels
>>74358735
Oh yeah I forgot how good the Flames are in the playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMq7I1tyLOg
>>74358737
>Wanting to tank in this draft class
Only Nolan is worth it and thanks to the lottery there isn't much point.
>>74358756
nico*
>>74358737
Crazier things have happened.
We go on a ten game winning streak and we are in.
Broons @ Kangz bread
>>74358774
>>74358774
>>74358774
>Forsberg will get back to back hat tricks every year now
neat
another forsberg hattrick
BACK TO BACK HAT TRICK FOR GODSBERG
>Forsberg
laviolette better keep the forsberg johansen arvidsson line together
>>74358840
>>74358833
And yet you fucks still lost to Calgary.
>>74358887
that was all on pekka giving up 4 goals on 14 shots.
When will this Marchand meme end? He's not good.
>>74358932
Bergeron babby? Pastaman babby?
>>74358932
but hes le lgbtqai+ inclusive
Apologize
KANE NO
SHE SAID DONT GO FIVE HOLE
THATS WRONG TO DO THAT
>>74358972
no need, I knew Weight was elite
reminder that the montreal canadians won 10 stanley cups since 1967
This break has literally fuck over the jackets
>>74358998
Delete this fucking image.
>>74358742
Fuck the >rags they're about to get raped by the jackets on Sunday
>>74359023
>implying youre the only one
>>74359017
0 since 1993
>>74359023
good. fuck that overachieving meme team. hopefully they go back to being irrelevant next season
>>74359023
>implying
Just sit in that 1 WC and they may actually do something in the playoffs.
>>74359023
bye week fucks everyone over, at they very least they need to schedule it so teams coming back play each other
>>74359045
Yeah, play the caps.
>>74359044
The >rags shouldn't even be in the playoffs, if the flyers weren't such shit
How come the NHL don't have playoff bye rounds?
blues are winning the cup quote me on that
>>74359044
>0 since 1993
canadian teams are irrelevant
blame the canadian dollar or some shit like that
I couldn't care less about meme teams though
>>74359068
another fine post by ting tong
>>74359068
Because there are 16 teams in the playoffs you dolt
>>74359077
>giving him a (you)
/hoc/ couldn't be more gullible
>>74359077
They should eliminate some.
>more than 50% of the league makes the playoffs
Might as well make everyone make the playoffs.
>>74359054
I'm fine with the >rags over the flyshits
I'd rather laugh at lunquist than see degenerates throw bracelets on the ice
>>74359088
you're right.
too many teams make the playoffs.
once the league adds in another team it'll be 50%
nobody would care about how many teams if the cap didn't ruin hockey
Discussions between the Blues and another club fell apart about six weeks ago on a trade that would have given Shattenkirk a seven-year, $42 million contract ($6 million AAV), as first reported by TSN's Bob McKenzie. League sources have independently confirmed that the 28-year-old pending unrestricted free agent turned down the offer.
The swap of Shattenkirk would have been with an Eastern Conference team and believed to be the Tampa Bay Lightning, with whom the Blues have long been speculated to be in trade talks.
Feels so good to see the Islanders in a playoff spot currently when they were dead last in the East not too long ago.
YES YES YES!
Goodnight, /hoc/!
>>74359118
>tampa
for what, johnson?
>>74359075
When did you start watching hockey?
NHL has had bye rounds in the past.
Why hasn't Montreal paired Weber with a skates-really-fast man? That's what he needs
there were literally no izzles fags here until they got into a playoff spot
>30 years ago, 16 out of 21 teams made the playoffs
>almost 80% of teams made the playoffs
>>74359122
They'll be out of it in two days and won't ever get back in
>>74359125
Night bro
>>74359157
>divisional playoffs
>three 5 team divisions, one 6 team division
>making the playoffs was literally "don't be total shit"
>>74359203
It's still pretty easy compared to how hard it in other leagues like MLB.
>>74359138
>NHL had it in the past
>this somehow verifies your statement
nhl also was full of goons and goalies wore no masks
bye weeks are a step backwards
hockey is all about momentum now
>>74359171
>This is what Bombston, Flithy, Kitten, and Laff fans actually believe
Stay mad, faggot
>>74359203
The laffs somehow missed it even though they were in a 5-team division.
>back when the Sabres were actually good
i hope this isnt the season i have to watch that faggot ovechkin hoist the stan leeb
>>74359242
Craps will shit the bed
The NHL regular season should be reduced from 82 games.
Adrian Dater
@adater 2h
I'm picking up more chatter about a potential Senators-Avs trade involving Duchene. We'll see
Adrian Dater
@adater 2h
2 hours ago
Sticking point on Avs-Sens trade for Duchene right now is White
>>74359230
IM a jackets fan
>>74359233
The Norris division in general was a joke
>ballard >laffs
>pre-Lidstrom >dead things
>blose
>north stars
>blackhawks
>it's a tripfag does nothing but try and get (you)'s episode
gettin tired of this one
@74359286
holy shit, do you ever stop whining?
>>74359242
>Crapitals
>Succeeding in the playoffs
Pick one
desu
>>74359272
Is this one-for-one?
The fuck?
The Avs really fucked up when they refused to draft the black guy.
>>74359300
maybe if you faggots could go a single thread without being cancerous niggers who should be nuked off 4chan
sp pol and r9k are the cancer of this site that every user hates outside those subreddits.
>>74359321
No you fucking retard.
Obviously it's going to be a package.
>>74359261
White + Lazar + Phaneuf for Duchene confirmed.
>>74359272
this guy seems like he makes shit up a lot, I remember like last week he was saying the Leafs wanted one of the Avs forwards
>Ottawa gives up 1st, ceci, colin white+ for Duchene
>Duchene doesn't re-sign 2 years from now
>>74359365
>guy follows the avs
>is full of shit
>>74359370
I don't think they do it anyway after they got memed on with the Ryan trade
>>74357606
>>74359370
Is Duchene gonna sign with the laffs like Stamkos?
>Canadian team overpays for a mid 20's forward
>forward never matches his previous success
>other team ends up far better because of the trade
stop me if you've heard this one before
>>74359381
>ryan trade
>silfverberg becomes a solid two way forward who contributes 5v5, PP, PK
>nick Ritchie is a middle six forward with top 6 potential
>and to boot ryan signed to an awful contract
>>74358505
This
my team >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your team AINEC
Hawks are elite senpai
>>74359323
> pol is one of the most highly trafficked boards on 4chan
>everyone hates it
Kys cuck
ok so martin erat has worked out extremely well for the capitals. how well has the other end of the trade has philip forsberg worked out for the preds?
>>74359478
That faggot tripped over there too and was told to fuck off. He should fuck off out of here too.
What is the least popular team in the NHL?
I do not mean the most hated.
I mean the team that has fewer fans and a very poor fan base
>>74359497
I bet you still get responses somehow
>>74359210
Sure, compared to the MLB, but still.
>>74359497
Arizona, Carolina or Florida
>making a goony swede your captain
>firing the coach who dragged your players lagging ass into the playoffs
>relying on a russian goalie that isn't bob
>getting rid of a really distinct looking jersey and replacing it with a shitty version of it
>signing iginla
>trading shattenkirk + rattie for johnson
what the fuck has colorado been smoking
>>74359489
I tripped once and then went to outer heaven.
/pol/ is nothing but "muh white nationalism" and nazi worshiping. anytime anyone wants to have a legitimate discussion about you know, politics, it gets derailed by autists who think baneposting and pepe is relevant in 2017.
also:
>disliking /pol/
>makes me a cuck
sorry for having a differing opinion on politics instead of being drip fed politics through shitty memes.
>>74359511
>this killed the Whalers
>>74359497
islanders
>>74359530
I'd rather have sean back than you
>>74359460
which team did u buy kipkip?
>>74359512
I truly hate Karmanos. He killed the Whalers and Canes fanbases because "muh profits" and never letting GMs spend money on the team. No wonder the Canes have been so shit for so long. I hope Karmanos gets hit with a car.
t. Islander fan
>>74359512
Coyotes, hurricanes, or panthers?
Which of these 3 teams has the weakest fanbase, and has the fewest fans?
>>74359511
>nordiques
>whalers
F
>>74359511
>>74359488
might be a bust tbqh
>>74359540
I... bought the entire NHL.
>>74359534
Islanders have a good fan base. Not their fault Barclays Center a shit.
>>74359547
I would say Hurricanes but if they just make the playoffs that would automatically be untrue.
Overall, I would say Yotes.
>>74359569
The coyotes, could soon move out of city
>>74359537
THIS
>>74359561
how did u manage that between your frequent benders?
>>74359578
>if they had such a good fanbase why have they never averaged full attendance?
They were a developing market who got shit on with almost a decade of shit hockey and no postseason.
Florida is way worse of a market than Carolina. They actually have a good team
>>74359578
Pretty consistent stretch of 15k+. Never said it was strong but it was at least existent.
>>74359606
stop replying to the fag
>>74359530
I like how this retard includes rattie in the Shattenkirk trade. Literally who just went unclaimed off waivers.
>>74359599
don't make fun of me!!!
i have a drinking problem :(((
>>74359624
Me too.
The problem is I'm not drinking right now.
>>74359537
At least Sean was funny.
>you filthy mongrel
>>74359624
shame you live in the US, we could share some microbrewskis
if you had to choose between
>A. Watching two american teams(not pittsburgh) play a game of hockey
>B. Getting punched in the dick
which would you pick?
>>74359547
hurricanes then coyotes then panthers
>>74359631
now that I'm thinking about it more because the laffs faggots are being annoying again, there isn't that much material for them because all you had to do was call them sean and they'd shut up
we need to make more now I guess
>>74359118
I'd rather keep Bishop desu
>>74359648
this is the worst post in the thread
>>74359612
>15k at a 18k arena
true but still, not a great fanbase.
>>74359613
contribute something to the conversation faggot
>>74359622
>rattie
at least he's a decent ahler
guy is 24, he's not great and probably won't be great.
>>74359631
I tried for a while to be funny but really got tired of making fun of canadians.
there isn't really much to say outside your country is a joke, and your hockey teams are shit.
at this point all I could feel for canadians is pity,
but I don't because fuck leafs.
RETARDED POST HERE
BUT I REPLIED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE
PLEASE RESPOND BACK
>>74359679
here's a (You) lad
>>74359646
>>74359627
>tfw been replying to the wrong people all night
>>74359688
THANK YOU PLEASE POST YOUR COCK I WANT TO SUCK IT
>>74359662
seriously i'm watching BOS @ LA and this is the most excruciating game you could imagine, nobody does anything interesting ever
and i think something's wrong with the broadcast, everybody in the crowd has a skin tone that seems off
>>74359692
you wanted to respond to me it's ok. I'm going to bed now.
keep going I want to actually read something funny
lets see how many posts it takes for you squirrels to find a nut
>>74359679
>>74359693
>failing this hard
fucking kill yourself
>>74359679
youre pretty cool, i think you should trip so i can respond to you more often
>>74359703
good naito maito
>tfw bye week
What am I supposed to do with my life now?
>>74359707
>0-3
i think that's pretty funny
>>74359712
nighty night
>>74359731
>0-3
no idea what you are even talking about desu
any stupid faggot that tries to trip after 2011, especially 6 years after it, deserves all the shit it gets. desu they're all probably trannies
>>74359737
oh, in the 2016 World Cup of Hockey, USA played 3 games
guess how many they won
>>74359761
for some reason I think the answer has to do with the cantpucks.
why do the canucks have so many tripfaggots
>>74359753
stop using transference for your gay obsession with traps
>>74359761
>thinking I root for USA
good god you are beyond retarded
>>74359774
because 4chan is an anime imageboard owned by a scheming japanese man
>>74359761
>>74359774
3 is so many? are you a canes fag?
>>74359788
>unironically using the word kino
>>74359774
Most cancerous fanbase in the league, most cancerous tripcunts. Pretty simple stuff m8
if I keep posting you'll like me!!!
>>74359791
>3 is so many?
yeah. three more than any other team. they all post regularly
>even with Julien the Habs will miss the playoffs
>>74359837
you seem very new
>>74359837
tbf i haven't seen kips in a week
>>74359840
turns they were pricebabbys after all. who knew?
everybody, you fucking queers.
>>74359840
Even if >you made the playoffs you're not going far without a legit 1C
Too bad Frog refs can't help you win the lottery as much as they help you win games.
>>74359846
just came from reddit. heard this was a good hockey forum
>>74359883
>>74359897
>implying 4chan and reddit aren't both equally as awful
I literally fucking love reddit
>>74359943
you guys still haven't made a single funny post.
ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>74358586
Thanks Oil
>>74359869
the habs have one of if not the worst penalty differentials in the league so i don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>>74360009
english canadians as a whole do nothing but complain about the french and blame them.
I'll take some of the french over most of the english.
>>74359840
>Bergevin acquires 1 (one) non-rental top 6 forward in his tenure
>meanwhile a top 6 centre declines hard and another top 6 winger is now damaged goods
>>74357690
>tossed salad and scrambled eggs tier
>flow
Pick uno
>>74360050
that's a subtle but funny reference.
i don't know why he didn't cut his hair short until a few seasons in, must have been the cocaine
>>74360050
seriously just either eat them now, or wrap them up and put them in the fridge for later
it's not like you have a whole lot of options
>>74360080
the sheer autism of this post has to dwarf anything I've ever post
hello, I am learn about national hockey league and what team is winning the stanley cup and I see no team of canada is winning since the year of 1993 can someone explain the meaning of this please?
>>74360111
0/10
>>74360048
feels fucking terrible
the team has no second line because Plekanec and Gallagher apparently forgot how to score goals
>>74360111
auston matthews will get the laffs to the scf and then the following year leave for arizona
Hello friends. I am home from my shit job and I just ate some meatloaf. I Hope everyone else is doing well.
How did the Canadian Pestilence thread end? I saw Don Cherry replaced it which is basically the same thing.
>>74360367
>meatloaf
>"meat"
>Kongs
Based Moore
>brad "intentionally trying to injure you but runs from a fight" marchand
>>74358735
lmao look at that fukkin monkey
hocky pocky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
KINGS BTFO
FUCK THE HASBS
FUCK THE WEST COAST
fucking end it
>>74360519
What is with Bruins forwards and being total cunts? Marchand showed he can play in the WCoH but he still is a jew nosed slew-footer.
Is being a cunt part of fitting into the bawwwston culture?
>>74360582
>What is with Bruins forwards and being total cunts?
Patrice Bergeron isn't tho.
>>74360582
They are big and bad.
>>74360593
Neither is Pastramark. But try to argue Bergeron is a Selke finalist this year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBbEO3uhe_g
>gets BTFO
>throws a jab when the refs are around
>>74360635
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBbEO3uhe_g [Embed]
that was lucic, not bergy
>Players aren't allowed to have shit seasons
yea, w/e.
>>74360654
I was >impying the Selke voting is very dumb and usually goes to last year's finalist. But this year is a crapshoot.
You couldn't at least link me the video of Bergy getting crosschecke by Subban? I have no hate for Patrice but the whole conversation started with Marchand.
>>74360743
why is the small one floating
>>74360764
>doesn't understand jumping
I knew white people couldn't jump but i had no idea asian women couldn't either
>>74357791
I wish >we could play you in a game 7 at >our stadium in the playoffs
>>74359713
Get ready for 3 straight losses minimum the next week including a shutout against to start
I think the predators have the best chance of being a dark horse in the playoffs with the recent resurgence of offensive prowess, Roman Josi and Filip Forsberg Acending has proven to be a boon and a proof of the Predators dominance in the NHL
>leafs got >rag'd
GO PREDS!
Go go predators
>>74360807
Fuck
>>74360865
No, stop lying you silly boy
>>74360865
>thinking forsberg will get bullied
If they even lay a finger on him Johansen, Fiddler, Mcleod, Watson, Sissons, and Zolniercyk will fight them within a shift.
>B O H O R V A T
>O
>
>H
>O
>R
>V
>A
>T
huomenta
>>74360910
bo horvat more like poo whore rat
Trails only Burns and Weber in goals by a blueliner
Swedish defenders are truly elite
Do I buy a forsberg or Saros jersey, help
I am trying to complete my list of shit homerism broadcasts. Right now it is CBJ with FLA a close second. I cant even think of the last time i watched a poo jersey game but I assume they use MSG.
Why does the eastern US pretend they are the best thing since free porn?
>>74360967
Forsberg
>>74360941
Very good post. Keep up the good work!
>>74360984
But I made all this Saros art
>>74360986
>anime poster
Oh, well in that case you should probably go with Saros
>>74360967
sars
>>74360984
Watch him and Larsson shut down Ovechkin tomorrow
>>74360998
Why does life make choices so hard, the leader scorer or the best goal tender ;_;
>>74360967
Arvidsson
>>74360009
>least times on the powerplay
>best in the west
git gud nerd
Really gets those synapses firing.
>>74361033
It prepares you for the hard choices you will face when you head out in the real world
>>74361035
Good post
>>74361147
These are the hard choices in the real world
>>74361035
Why? He's gone on the 28th.
what ever happened to the debbies/flylels schizo? was he only a fairweather schizo?
>>74361193
No, we're all just conected to the matrix
>>74361221
But why does the matrix hate nashville?
>>74361237
What makes you think that it does?
>>74361252
Shit teams, longest yard, KFC hot chicken.
>>74361221
???
>>74361297
It could be worse though. You don't have the worst team(s) and even if you did, you at least have team(s)
>>74361305
Which pill did you take?
>>74361324
Bog
>>74361324
I don't do drugs I'm sorry
>>74361340
>>74361343
I feel sorry for both of you
how is he so cute?
>>74361340
Sedins are new bogs
>>74361479
They look so fucking Irish in this picture
>>74361479
No, they're a computing error in the matrix
>>74361479
why are swedish men such faggots?
>>74361524
Why are Canadians such cucks?
>>74361563
don't talk to me like i'm a swede
>>74361566
Swedes are fags, leafs are cucks
>>74361566
But you are a swede
Jesse posters versus Patrik posters in a cage fight, who wins?
>>74361579
Pulju is a big guy
>>74361600
for pu
>tfw intelligent enough to appreciate +/-
>>74362044
>tfw intelligent enough to comprehend the value of secondary assists
>tfw most intelligent and understand that win is the only thing that matters
>>74362331
>tfw intelligent enough to realize that anything that can be tracked or monitored is for megaplebs and all that matters is heart and the eyetest
>>74357606
Reminder that Canada just lost to fucking Guadeloupe (GUADELOUPE) in an international sports tournament
>>74362344
Damn you really beat me in the battle of brains
Congrats
>>74360967
Saros my hermano
t. unbiased opinion
>>74361479
Sedins have always been bögs
I feel like the hype has gone away despite them being the best team in the NHL in 3+ years
>>74362641
boring defensive trap team lmao
>>74362655
Second most goals
Hello darkness my old friend
>>74363094
When are you changing teams again?
>>74362557
>>74358756
Nolan isnt even the best in this draft. It is weak but the top 5 are decent.
Nico is best pick
>>74363150
Nolan=Nugent-Hopkins
Hischier=Yakupov
>>74363116
I've been a Kings fan since the early 2000s when my uncle took me to games. I'm not a bandwagoning Finnish meme like you.
>>74363183
Nolan = Hall
Nico = Seguin
>>74363183
>Pekka is mad that Swiss hockey is now better than Finland hockey
>>74363195
Trump doesnt give a shit who Stubb is, or about Finland
>Colorado have scored 116 goals.
>Combined, both Crosgod and Malkin have more points than Colorado
Really makes you think
>>74363200
How i'm mad? This draft year is just very weak.
Best player of this draft will be drafted in the second round.
Cap this and look at it in 5 years.
Is Patrik Stefan the worst overall #1?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U
>>74363271
rick dipieru
>>74363229
So why bring up Neugent Hopkins or Yakupov? Their draft years werent weak
>>74363271
Chris Phillips
>>74363271
auston matthews
>>74363353
I know this is a meme but its not fair since I cant reply with a Finland 1st overall pick
>>74363322
I'm only giving projections for those two players. I just don't see it happening that they would be star players.
>>74363431
who is patrik laine
>>74363450
>chosen 2nd overall
>>74363449
I think itll be a Taylor/Tyler thing. Not really the best but not busts.
Nico was fantastic at the World Juniors on a team with literal whos
>>74363458
idk what you're talking about
>>74363431
told
>I root for all Canadian teams
>>74363524
>I root for all teams with Finnish players
*fixes the team*
>>74363549
literally nothing wrong with that as long as you aren't rooting for rags or laffs
>>74363579
huomenta
go bruins
>>74362794
Zero fucking Cups and eliminated by Chicago three times in a row.
Best team my ass. Mild are a second tier franchise and are going to stay that way
>>74363481
>Finlands in denial now that they arent a top 5 Hokkii country
>>74363593
Reminder that if your team is not in this picture, you root for failures and should not be posting in /hoc/
>>74364007
>haven't won a cup since 1967
>still more than 29 of the other teams
top lel
>>74364047
You mean 28
>>74364097
I felt the need to include vegas in this
>>74364007
everyone knows cups before 2004 don't count for anything
shit infographic
>>74364007
fix this
>>74364007
>Canada has won 48% of Stan Lees
>Have never had more 33% of teams in the league
How can Americans compete?
>>74364191
by implementing a Jew owner who waters down the league with sunbelt teams to decrease the available talent pool
>>74364197
says the laffs fag with a kike owner
>>74364202
except I'm not a laffer
>our owner is a wop
What the fug Laine's team has 1 week break.
what the fuck is your issue buttman
post the sixth picture from your "big buff fishing" folder
>>74364312
What year did Cups begin to matter? 2000s?
>>74364312
>>74364341
1915
>>74364354
that's not fishing
>>74364341
after ww2
>>74364312
>>74364341
1980.
>>74364341
1980s when the league merged all those world hockey teams
>>74364382
that's not big buff fishing
>>74364341
2004 with the introduction of the salary cap
>>74364404
>>74364431
it lacks big buff
>>74364436
I wonder if there are more pictures of big buff or malkin fishing
>>74364459
>>74364471
>you'll never go fishing with buff
>>74364483
>you'll never go fishing with geno
>>74364483
he is with you in spirit if you believe finnfriend
>>74364413
This seems factually correct.
>>74364514
Is that Malkin or Panarin i can't tell
>>74364480
>>74364534
me on the left
>>74364431
Datsyuk looks like the fish he's holding
Most elite goaltender since Salo
We fishposting now
>>74364562
Right
>>74364562
>>74364575
probably doesn't even fish desu
>Fishing
>>74364575
>>74364562
Less hockey more fishing
>his goalie doesnt fish
>>74364581
Geno isn't scared of turkeys
Goosefags BTFO
>>74364602
Do they taste good?
>>74364610
Tastes like chicken but much more tender and harder to cook
>>74364598
Best post ITT
>>74364615
>more tender
>harder to cook
git gud
>>74364610
Most birds are pretty tasty if I'm being honest. Just different cooking methods. Chicken is the easiest to cook obviously.
>>74364635
>Canadian Goose is easier to cook than a chicken
Nah bud
>>74357653
Viddu Mage XDDD
>>74364654
git
gud
even kadri understands the pleasures of the tide
>>74364700
>that fedora
Wew lad please tell me you shopped that in
>>74364705
i didn't
i'm afraid i didn't shop kadri into the nhl either
>>74364700
Muslims out
>>74364687
>>74364700
>Nasty Naz
>>74364739
Paagari vara
>>74364716
Are you implying Kadri doesn't belong in the NHL?
>>74364700
*nods respectfully toward him*
M'lady
>>74364782
he doesn't belong in this hemisphere
>>74364799
Rude
>>74363524
>I pretend not to root for all American teams, but still go on and on about "American" cup wins.
>>74363271
Alexander Daigle
Nail Yakupov
>>74364825
are you really so desperate to rehash this argument for the 1,000th day in a row that you replied to a 3 hour old post?
fuck off and look at fish you stupid fuck
>>74364835
Settle down ya fucking burger eating fuck.
>>74364851
hahahaha lol!!!
>>74364835
>3 hour old post
Not all of us are up at 5am posting on 4chan you fucking burger.
>>74364872
haha you said burger again lol.
LEAF HAHAHAHA
>pre-67 cups
w e w, nobody actually counts those right?
>>74357653
I'm glad the leafs share our love for shitposting
>>74364892
>lets not count those cups because my team didnt win any
>>74364913
>gimmie cups from my grampa's 6 team league are totallyu relevant guise
>tfw you and your buddies could beat o6 cup champs ez
>>74364963
By this logic any team that isnt defending the cup cant be counted.
We can only count the Pittsburgh Penguins 2016 cup right now
>Toronto didn't realize that expanding their beer league would destroy any chances for another cup
>laffs
I hope the >rags get blown out 10-0 on Sunday
>>74357653
>tfw my mere existance triggers kippers
Feels good man
Holy shit hfboards is far more retarded than i ever thought. They actually think that 4 nhlers would win against 5 ahlers in a 60 minute game. HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY BE THAT RETARDED????
>>74365036
It's happened before though
>>74365013
>laffs logic
Only post cap cups count
>>74365036
Lmao even 5 finnish /hoc/ posters would win against 4 nhlers
>>74365040
wouldn't surprise me that hfboards has been retarded before too.
>>74365052
So only 11 Stanley cups have been won?
>>74365013
>your 50 year old cups from a 6 team league dont count
is the same as saying "your 2 year old cup from a 30 team league doesnt count"
only a laffer would make this logical connection
>>74365074
No, those are the only ones that matter though, everything else is a step down
>>74365036
>Canada stacked with star players loses to france that has a majority of junior level players
>suddenly 4 nhlers win against 5 ahlers
i don't believe even hfboards can be that retarded. link?
>>74365013
Here we go again with the Laff logic... You're just embarrassing yourself
>>74365036
>hfboards
Unpopular opinion: cups won after 2004 are not relevant
Reminder that because of the expansion the only cup that matters is the 2016-2017 bluejackets Stanley cup finals series win in 4 games sweeping the wild
>>74365118
Why
>>74365119
>jykkets winning a playoff series
>>74365127
Because of the salary cap
>>74365119
The jackets already used their meme magic on the 16 game win streak. They're now officially a first round exit.
>>74365127
They will I promise
>>74365144
The mild used it on their 12 game win streak
It's perfect
Why the hell would CAROLINA give A DIVISION OPPONENT RON HAINSEY?
>>74365184
>might not even make playoffs
>10 picks in the top 3 rounds
>>74365184
They calling at quits for the season.
>>74365184
Why not?
>>74365209
But why couldn't they trade with the broons
>>74365261
are you pretending the canes will ever compete against the pens as long as crosby is still playing
Fresh from HF:
Eberle
For
Halak
Pulock
>>74365278
Why help them even more though? Why help them win the division, when the jackets and the capitals have shown they can beat them and keep down Crosby, crosby has 2 total points against the jackets this year and he's only scored one goal, the only goal in a 7-1 loss, and an assist in OT to Phil kessel to win, otherwise he didn't get a thing against them in the last game while he has 5 points against capitals only 2 goals, why wouldn't they help teams beat them
>>74365303
top kek what an awful trade for the coilers
>>74365308
you're a child
>>74365323
>child
I'm just pissed my hurricanes gave the penguins a chance to win
>>74365332
>my
>>74365339
>he doesn't take pride in his hockey team
KEK
>>74365321
I found an even better one
Eberle
Puljujärvi
For
Nelson
Pulock
VEGAS, BABY
>>74365349
I don't pretend I play for them. thanks for all the helpful trades over the years!
>74365350
>le fish warns of b8 meme
Kill yourself redditor
>>74365351
tavares would win art ross next season.
>>74365384
As a bluejacket
>>74365369
why do people like you even come here
>>74365384
>turdverys
>good
>>74365399
Why are you giving him (you)s?
>>74365410
it's not an upvote faggot
>Drake Cajewla
>Jewjar Kharia
>Puljewjarvi
Enough
>>74365362
Great post.
>>74365351
HF boards is fucking dumb as nails
>>74365444
>trips of recognition
How close to 500 before the new thread won't be auto-deleted?
>>74358381
source of girl
>>74365485
secret
>>74365491
>>74365485
threads are only autodeleted once they pass page 10
500 posts is the bump-limit on /sp/
any new thread should be created once we pass the bump-limit
>>74365512
Janitors have been deleting threads made prior to 500.
They did it to /heem/ like ten minutes ago.
Hi, welcome to /sp/.
>>74365532
as they should be, clogging up the catalog with multiple generals below bump limit makes me cring
>>74365549
Yes but making a new one less than 10 out should be fine. The other day my new thread got deleted when I posted it 9 early, so I don't know what to believe anymore.
>>74365550
>8 posts early
why havent you been paying attention binland
>>74365562
what part of 500 posts is the bump limit do you not understand?
>>74365562
Guess we'll find out.
HOCKEY IS FOR FAGS(TOO)
>>74365577
Take your meds life will be much better for all of us
>>74365591
i did here
>>74365567
>>74365583
>wanting order in the world is a medical condition
>>74365601
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID YOU CREATE A NEW THREAD AT 491 YOURE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL 500 REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Maybe double your dose?
>>74365616
why wait for the green light when you can just run the red?
>>74365624
Holy shit btfo
Is it Possible to have a Dynasty in the salary cap era without cheating?
>>74365944
Haven't the blackhawks already done it?