Official Phoenix Coyotes @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

Got my beer.
Got my jersey
Time to get comfy

>Lauren Magiera
Fumbling over words already
Man, I hate this bitch.

>beer
Check
>Pizza
Check
>Hawks PJs
Check

Let's get comfy

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SCHMALT LIQUOR

Attaboy schmaltzy!!!

Schmaltz liquor!!

>got NHL 17
>start career mode
>Q sends me down to the fucking Icehogs
also
SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74357110
Did you look at his daughters or something?

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>mfw da yotes beat da memehawks

>>74357110
Did you fuck one of his daughters?

>>74357117
Sadly Press X to oggle Q's Duaghter isn't an in-game option

>>74357134
Time to write an angry letter to EA.

>>74357140
That and the fact that there's no ability to use or even buy local announcer voicepacks

I can only take so much of Doc and Eddie instead of Pat and Eddie (but at least EA isn't completely evil and Pierre isn't there)

EA is leaving money on the table by not trying to sell me a Foley voice pack

>>74357110
Give him a reason to make him stay there.


>>74357140
>Dear EA, I wanna go hardcore on NHL 17, but Q won't let me. I want a refund. kthxbai

>The second period *mumble*of blackhawks..........
Jesus, Eddie is already fucked.

>>74357170
That's a good idea.
Don't tell them though, EA doesn't need any more jewy ideas

Okay.

Typical reddithawks lmao

FUCK

HARTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARTZY!!! Fugg yea

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HITMAN

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This guy is so much better than Shaw ever was

wew hartman

This is some interesting hockey.

>>74357400
its always interesting with blackhakwks

>>74357407
I meant more that Hawks are playing down to the Yotes level with the shitty defence and somewhat lackadaisical passing.

I might be going to the game on Sunday

>>74357418
The Hawks always play down to their opponents. That's what makes it interesting

>>74357439
Why? So you can leave early?

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74357446
Not always. Often enough definitely, but not always. The games before the mandated week break are evidence of this.

KANERRRRR


>>74357466
Never doing that again, I learned my lesson

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THERAPIST

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>>74357466
Do not engage him.

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Not so fast, redditcucks!

>it's going to be one of those games

Classic slowzival

FUCK

Just retire already Crawford you fucking bum

FUCKING HELL

please please buy out crawshit's contract. enough IS ENoughf

Time to break out the fucking Absinthe.

I think I'm going to listen to Blackened now. Thanks music guy.

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>>74357614
music guy has been killin it

SIERRA SANTOS!
LEMME AT THEM CANS, GIRL

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>>74357657
Low hanging fruit but I'll take it.

SOFT SERVE

TOUGH GUYS

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ROSIE?!

ROSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hawks you have to win this after the shitshow morning we got with the bulls today.

ROSI
fuck sake

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>>74357980
>apehoop

Jesus christ eddie.

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>>74358077
E D D I E

HAMMER IS KILL?

>>74358138
>kerfuffle

I was not drunk enough ready for this one

>OR COREY CRAWFORD
LEL

>kane forcing the goalies legs open then sliding it right down the middle

HE

GETS

WHAT

HE

WANTS

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THERAPIST STRIKES AGAIN

>>74358248
>I was not drunk enough ready for this one
>drunk enough ready
We each have our drunken trial by fire. Seems you're doing fine.

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RAPE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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arizona is a boring ass state and couldnt wait to move back to God-tier Chicago.

>>74358315
move to Peoria bud

>puck is going in the net
>"better dive for the post with my crotch so the ref blows the whistle"

nice sport

Every fucking Yotes game is a high-scoring affair where it goes back and forth and back and forth or it's a Hawks shutout.


Every fucking time.

>>74358315
Don't kid yourself, illinois is a shit state too.

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>Yotes d man
Fuck that guy

>>74358324
>Peoria
Nah fuck that gay noise

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>>74358334
Im from Oak Lawn (border suburb) and absolutely loved it.

>>74358349
whats wrong with Peoria?

>>74358359
>Smoke Lawn

>>74358377
>middle of nowhere
>shitty river hicks come in from the sticks every day and clog up everything

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>>74358377
Nothing m8. I was just havin a giggle. Mainly that it isn't Bloomington/Normal.

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>>74358403
so true. hate to say that i contributed to that stereotype.
love my hometown though

Holy shit that bloody ice lmao

>Eddie
>Sharp tonight

Oh Pat

Elgin reporting in

>>74358442
Don't tell me you're a St. Linus faggot

>>74358457
>going to private schools

I went to OLCHS
95th street fo life

I'm from mokena

I missed this goalfest to fix my sink woth epoxy?

FUCK THAT STICKY SHIT

>>74358482
literally nothing aside from a good discgolf course

>>74358474
>The street of 30mph and asshole cops
lol ok

>>74358482
Go play on I-80 faggot

>ctrl+f naperville
>no results

>>74358483
Tell me more about the semen driven strayan genocide.

>>74358498
Why are you so fucking shitty towards our aussie bro and his hot pinoy wife

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>>74358496
>muhhh downtown OL speedlimit

lel i live off 95th and harlem nigger. its 45 here right off i-294 then down to 35 once you hit hickory hills

>>74358498
the gubment kidnapped abo kids put them in Church schools to culturally enrich them with the white mans knowledge. The idea is theyd become white culturally, work for white people and then have kids thus eradicating the abo menace through a couple of generations

this was in the 50s

>>74358527
>95th and harlem
>houses
I take that shit every day and you sure as fuck aren't living in Culvers

Fuck you being so close to Chipotle and Chik-fil-a tho

>>74358497
And nothing of value was lost.

>2017
>they still reply

>>74358497
>>74358482
>they aren't from the heart of the city

How can you call yourselves a fan of any chicago sports team if you aren't dodging bullets trying to watch their games?

>tripbloggers

disgusting

Do Arizona fans dodge diamondbacks?

lol who ami kidding i did that for 20+ years

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>>74358515
What the fuck are you talking about. I enjoy talking to him and about his strayan exploits.

>>74358548
That's hardcore.

>When Quasimodo learns about gender politics and escapes Notre Dame.

>>74358562
Because Palos Heights doesn't have a professional NHL team and I'm supporting my boy Eddie O

>>74358552
you pass my parents house everyday then. once you hit the OL watertower look right. Once you see a Big white house with a Blue 2-door blazer having a Bears spare-tire cover. thats me

I-is that a trap?

>australian blackhawk fans

kys

>>74358552
culvers is in bridgeview btw , lol you dumb cuck

Her face would like better with semen covering it.

>>74358627
Dunno man, Olivia Wilde has a pretty defined jaw.

I drive past portillos house whenever I visit the in-laws. taht house is fucking off the chain

the bro inlaw works at harry carays and apparently the portillos grandson or whatever walks in like he owns the place abd he is hot shit cuz grandad got rich off hotdogs

>>74358600
Good shit man

>>74358637
Culvers is right fucking above 95th and Harlem that it might as well be the same fucking place. OL/Bridgeview

>>74358642
Portillo is a rich motherfucker. I've heard stories of that dude waving money around

>>74358640
>Rodgers' wag

Probably has a dick too

>>74358642
Italians are the worst. not as bad as greeks though, fucking hate greeks

>>74358660
bridgeview is the autistic muslim cousin of Oak Lawn.

we have no association with them and will never support their business.

Anyway, I live right behind the owners of Grassanos Pizza. literally live in the God-Tier part of Oak Lawn . not shitting you

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>Android being a Mike Smith apologist

>>74358562
I'm not from Naperville - it's a meme

But also not from downtown

>women supporting team with certified rapist

stay woke chicago

>>74358695
You think that's bad? Trying being the cousin of the autistic muslim city of Palos Hills.

>>74358729
You are not our resident hawks fan in australia, who are you and why are you here.

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>>74358740
inb4

>>74358729
he got away with it, if the rubber doesn't fit you must acquit.

I'm glad i live in darien, surrounded by white people and Indian doctors.

>>74358731
the mosque is in Bridgeview.... lol you have no idea

>>74358760
It's all Little Palestine.

Though I think we can all agree, fuck Orland Park

>>74358750
If an evidence bag stunt does fail, he stays out of jail

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>>74358751
lot of family in the western burbs... nice areas there

>>74358740
i'm the resident YOTES fan and i'm here to get mad

>>74358783
>Aussie Cunt gets to hit that
>Calls her slanty
hahahahahahah

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>>74358771
orland is full of faggots

>>74358791
literally who

>>74358791
that and 'captain rotundo'

she hates that one and probably amkes her eat to kill the pain

>>74358828
Dude is that your wife?

So lucky you get to creampie that shit.

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>>74358835

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>>74358828
Fucking christ, that's gold

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>Eddie scoring on his own net
KEK

who /ready for cold weather again for awhile/ here?
It's like 75 in my apartment

>>74358874
No, i'm good.

>>74358835
>tfw its my bday tomorrow

she better perform her yearly wifely duties and perform the suckey suckey and fuckey fuckey

>>74358874
nahh nigga bring on summer. ima start hiking 8 hours a day in the forest preserves soon just fucking cut as fuck

>>74358901
Dude, handcuff her and tie her up and use her vagina as a semen bank where you make deposits after hours.

>people actually engage the tripbloggers

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>>74358874
Fucking right here. Time to hibernate for a week.

>>74358901
Clearly, you must offer her five whole american dollars.

>>74358924
nah, make it hail with quarters

>>74358901
that sounds like such a sad existence. wait until she meats tyron off Plenty of Fish

>>74358937
Dude, Aussie is the one engaging sex with other women and bringing his hot soy wife into the games.

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>>74358828
>Stupis Aussie Cunt
Am I being rused?

>>74358920
Not sure what you expected from a bunch of normalfags. Anyone left that's sensible are either lurking or they fucked off.

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTHERFUCKIN HAT TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HE
GETS
WHAT
HE
WANTS

DOS HATTRICKS
TWO GAMES

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HATTIE

dis game

KANERRRRR HATTIE
toews and now kane fucking mint

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fucking Pinoy posting

im far too much of a kike to throw my hat onto the ice

>>74358991
For me it's not the money, i just like my hat too much.

>>74358991
that's why you only wear a shitty hat you don't care about to games

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>>74358991
Depends on how much alcohol I would have consumed at that point.

>tfw never been to the UC to see Hawks play

>miller styling on budweiser

I love it when companies bring the bants to adverts

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>>74358951
sounds like a cuck

>>74359008
Beer starts at $7 or $8/glass

>>74359042
Dude he had a threeway with his wife and some flip chick in the phillipines

>>74359057
No he didn't.
He said he tried but nothing came of it.

>tfw I can't tell if the Hawks aren't really trying anymore or that's just their normal powerplay effort

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>>74359046
I would pay any expanse for my first UC Hawk visit. I feel its important but also having fun too.

>Isn't there a movie Avatar?
Eddie is gone

>isn't that a movie?!

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>>74359097
Eddie started casting the Hawk's second period in the first period. He was fucking trashed from the get-go.

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GG yotes

gg Arizona

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GG Yotes

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gg yotes

>Toews punches Darling
LEL