/rug/ - Super Weekend

england

Was jumping around the house doing Brogue Kicks like Sheamus in WWE.

Hit my noggin on a doorway and cut it open. On my way to hospital at the moment and I feel like an out and out retard.

If Ireland wins the next thread should be about potatoes. If France wins, about fromage

HIGHLANDERS (15-1): Ben Smith (c), Waisake Naholo, Malakai Fekitoa, Rob Thompson, Tevita Li, Lima Sopoaga, Aaron Smith, Liam Squire, James Lentjes, Gareth Evans, Tom Franklin, Alex Ainley, Siate Tokolahi, Liam Coltman, Daniel Lienert-Brown

Reserves: Adrian Smith, Craig Millar, Guy Millar, Jackson Hemopo, Elliot Dixon, Kayne Hammington, Fletcher Smith, Matt Faddes

CHIEFS (15-1): Damian McKenzie, Toni Pulu, Anton Lienert-Brown, Johnny Fa’auli, James Lowe, Aaron Cruden (c), Tawera Kerr-Barlow, Liam Messam, Mitchell Karpik, Taleni Seu, Brodie Retallick, Dominic Bird, Nepo Laulala, Hika Elliot, Kane Hames

Reserves: Samisoni Taukei’aho, Siegfried Fisi’ihoi, Atu Moli, Mitchell Brown, Lachlan Boshier, Jonathan Taumateine, Tim Nanai-Williams, Shaun Stevenson

REDS (15-1): Karmichael Hunt, Chris Kuridrani, Samu Kerevi, Duncan Paia’aua, Eto Nabuli, Quade Cooper, Nick Frisby, Scott Higginbotham, George Smith, Adam Korczyk, Kane Douglas, Rob Simmons, Sam Talakai, Stephen Moore, James Slipper (c)

Reserves: Andrew Ready, Markus Vanzati, Sef Fa’agase, Izack Rodda, Hendrik Tui, James Tuttle, Jake McIntyre, Izaia Perese

SHARKS (15-1): Curwin Bosch, Kobus van Wyk, Lukhanyo Am, Andre Esterhuizen, Lwazi Mvovo, Patrick Lambie (c), Cobus Reinach, Tera Mtembu, Jean-Luc du Preez, Philip van der Walt, Ruan Botha, Etienne Oosthuizen, Coenie Oosthuizen, Franco Marais, Tendai Mtawarira

Reserves: Chiliboy Ralepelle, Thomas du Toit, Lourens Adriaanse, Stephan Lewie, Jacques Vermeulen, Michael Claassens, Jeremy Ward, Clement Poitrenaud

Reposting here for debating reasons;

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Ireland have always been absolutely shite at producing back 3 players.

Not trying to be le epic troll the Irish man but it's a real positional weakness for them historically.

I can name good Irish props/locks/backrow forwards, halfbacks and centres but who have they ever had in the back 3?

Bowe? Dempsey? Horgan? Lets be honest, none of those were ever really world class.

>>74354931
>>74354948

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>>74354902
>If Ireland wins the next thread should be about potatoes

Id like to put in a vote here and now for every thread to be about potatoes whether we win or lose

God i love potatoes

>>74354901
Well done cunt.

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Dragons v Leinster
HYYYYPPPPPPEEEEEE

>>74354969

>Ireland XV not being put into intensive care by the superior French pack.

As we know from empirical evidence, potatoes bruise easily.

>>74354901
>On my way to hospital at the moment and I feel like an out and out retard.

Nothing to be embarrassed about pal, you were just living the dream

>>74354931
Not even joking it's because we don't have enough of a dark skinned pool to choose players from. As more and more immigrants flood into our country i suspect we will start to see better quality backs coming down the line.

Feel sorry for the Sunwolves desu. No AAAWWWOOOOOOOOO for them this week :^(

>>74354966

Zebo's never really accomplished anything for Ireland. At 26 he's only managed 8 test tries and his form is really patchy. Seems to drift in and out of games.

I think he's fine, but my point is in general Ireland don't do great wingers or fullbacks. If you were naming great, world class Irish players you'd go for guys like Wood, POC, Willie John McBride, Sexton and BOD for example, but no winger or fullback would even come into reckoning.

It's like Wales. For all our great props and halfbacks and wingers we've never really done world class centres or locks. Our best lock ever is AWJ, and after that it's fucking daylight.

Or best centre ever is... Ray Gravel? Bleddyn Williams? Gavin Henson? Nobody really jumps out.

>>74355043

Shane Williams was a honky

>>74355043
>As more and more immigrants flood into our country

Europe is going nationalist pal, mass deportations are on the horizon

We're going to have to come up with our own backs

Id happily do without backs than have my country become an ethnic joke like some other countries

>>74355110
Gerald Davies?

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>>74355158
Our country will be behind the curve as per usual, have you seen the "children" we are taking in currently from calais. Absolute fucking joke. Jee loads of other countries are suffering from taking in hoardes of muslim immigrants, what should we do? Follow suite of coures, we will be different.
I agree with you.

>>74355110
Who is Scott Gibbs?

>>74355186
>>74355158
Fucking catheren zapone.
>>74355110
Zebo's only good asset is his finishing, everything else is medicore to average. Saying that we still kinda need him.

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You're in da club and this nigger slaps your qt gf's ass
What do you do?
Fyi he's 6ft 11' and 19st of pure Celtic muscle

>>74355161

I might be showing my ignorance here but didn't he mostly play on the wing?

>>74355194

Is he clearly the best welsh centre ever? Not sure.

>>74355319

He's got to be the least athletic looking athlete ever.

He looks like a 40 year old accountant who's about to walk in on his wife banging the next door neighbour.

>>74355328
He played in the centre a lot. Also played wing a lot as well though, but in that era it was mostly JJ and John Bevan on the wing

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>>74355319
>You're in da club and this nigger

Dont be that idiot

>>74355369
You'd want to have some balls or suicide wish to be banging that things wife

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>>74355369
Say that to me face ya fookin cunt

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>>74355385
If I caused any offence I appologize.

>>74355410

He looks like a cuck. Admit it.

>>74355410
What's he going to do? Collapse like a Christchurch house when a small Australian first five tackles him?

>>74355126
>the old welsh "Shane Williams was good" meme

Really tickles my funny bone every time lads.

>>74355495

Shane Williams was literally, unironically the best winger ever

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>>74355369
>He's got to be the least athletic looking athlete ever

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>>74355221
>Fucking catheren zapone.

>>74355521
>"at no point in his career would Shane Williams have made the world XV, I mostly selected him as a joke" - Warren Gatland

Discuss.

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>>74355542
Id like to counter your offer

>>74355609

Apart from when he was named IRB player of the year presumably?

>>74355609
>George Gregan was Justin Marshall's dancing girl, we only let him be a Wallaby out of pity
-Eddie Jones

>>74355629
>those forearms
>not athletic

>>74355609
Welsh attacking rugby died when Williams retired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZW6O5wxMxc

Blues' year lads.
(the SR team, not the seething Welsh casual)

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>>74355629
Davey Wilson ends discussion

>>74355747
Died with the Roberts/JD2 partnership desu
and Halfpenny becoming a fullback rather than staying on the wing where he was an actual attacking threat.
I'd like to think a Scott (or even Owen) Williams/Beck partnership would work really well, but will probably never happen.

>>74355542
top notch trendy hairstyle

>>74355631
Nope. Habana and Rokocoko were better.

Giving someone IRB player of the year because they scored the most tries in the 6N by slamming in doubles against pies like Italy is like giving a retard the novel prize because they're the only one in sped that can spell cat.

>>74355895
>Rokocoko
>2008
lol stop talking shit

>>74355895
Habana got it in 2007 for
England x4
Scotland x1
Samoa x4
USA x2
Argentina x2

Williams got it in 2008 for
Scotland x2
Italy x2
Ireland x1
France x1
South Africa x2
Australia x1

Think Habana is padded with more pies Tbh

>>74356104
Habana got it in 2007 for being the player of the World Cup you mug.

Shane Williams has won exactly:

>0 world cups
>0 super rugby titles
>0 rugby championships

On second thoughts wales beat Australia in 2008 so he probably deserved it just for that. It's a rare achievement for wales.

>>74354902
And when finland wins?
oh

>>74355895

It's the Nobel Prize you casual fag. It isn't prestigious award anyway.

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>>74356403
>And when finland wins?

We might be waiting a while

>>74356464
>american samoa
How far from actual samoa and why are they so much worse?
I thought islanders were good at this

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>>74356500
>why are they so much worse?
>american samoa

No idea pal

>>74355110

>world class
>Sexton

Come on man, I know your trying to pander to the paddies but get real please. Sexton wouldn't even make the top 50 fly halves of all time. Literally an impoverished boyo's ROG.

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>>74356552
>ROG
Couldn't tackle his way out of a kindergarten desu
Sexton is a more complete player and therefor better, the only aspect in which he is worse is injury problems.

>>74356500
USA and New Zealand poach all their players

>>74356604
>usa
really? lel

>>74356548
mmm what are you trying to tell me?

>>74356288
And why was he player of the world cup? He certainly wasn't as good all-round as Matfield for example. He got it for pumping tries into shitters and equalling Lomu's record.

Gentleben getting EXPOSED

>>74356701
more like mentalbender

>>74356552
>Literally an impoverished boyo's ROG.

Other way around, ROG has a lump of turf for a brain, how the fuck he's still in a coaching job is beyond me

I thought Racing only hired him as a translator for Sexton

>>74356447
Its only worth is the publicity and cash that comes with it 2bh.
Way back when it was worth heaps but since they have watered it down with bullshit it's not worth squat

>>74356843

It was never "worth" anything. Nothing is.

>>74356914
Woah...deep

>>74356914
#im12andthisisdeep

>>74356974
>>74357067
I went deeper in your mum last night.

>>74356672
>4 tries against the team that came second in the World Cup
>a double in the RWC semi against Argentina

Just made a pre-lunch scale model of Shane Williams' career lads.

>>74356403
I think the finnish poster is half maori, in which case his team (NZ) is elite

>>74357202
>4 tries against the team that came second in the World Cup
Scores in those games were
58-10 and 55-22
all at home
lul

Auckland Blues year lads.

>>74357671
Its the NIB Blues la

Can't wait for the landers to fuck over the queefs tonight so shitspouter finally shuts the fuck up

>>74358061

Can wait for you to stop mentioning him you seething casual.

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Huehuehehehue hahaha you'll never catch me
I'm your worsest nightmare

>>74358255
trip ON

>>74358414
>This childish attempt at a false flag.

Fuck off you polesmoker.

>I leave the thread
>It dies

Every time. Can't you lads have some fun without me?

>>74359001
>you leave the thread
>incessant samefagging and shitposting halts
Should really make you think.

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>>74359018
au contraire, mon petit retarde.

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>>74359025
>>74359018
>>74359012
>>74359001

*enters thread*

*exits thread*

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>>74359089
6 nations ongoing
Super rugby just starting
Dragons vs Leinster, literal game for the ages is on this weekend
Baffled

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>this thread

>every post is a minute apart
just kill yourself

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It's an autist goes bonkers and spams the thread episode

>>74359134
This one sad cunt you mean.

elite, muscular and intelligent janny lads

It's O week, so the dunners crowd should be interesting

>>74359258
>le overalls and KFC helmet crowd
Neat.

>>74359265
togas as well
hoping for a streaker

>>74359265
Highlanders fans are basically the same people that go to the big bash. It's fucking horrendous.

Also:

>the fucking state of New Zealand posting.

Not so keen on this shit new gimmick lads.

>>74359279
>the fucking state of New Zealand posting.
You mean the state of this one sad little cunt, presumably from cric.

>>74359279
otago students are literal retards who burn sofas for fun

>>74359001

>I return to the thread
>Activity starts to boom

Read this chapter way too many times.

based mods

TYBJanny

>>74359348
Based janny

>>74359611
Based Janny

How mad can you be?

Let it go kiwi_janny, it's just a tipping competition.

You never stood a chance in it anyway.

are you ready for the godlanders to pick the queefs apart lads?

>>74359805
yes
But I hope le smiley fullback does well

Ready for Sunwolves v Hurricanes

Hate to say it lads, but our brave janny got exposed today.

>>74359852
>tfw trying to pick between smith and mackenzie in the fantasy

>>74359875
I was in the same position lad
I chose McKenzie for meme purposes but I'll probably regret it

What's the kiwi_janny meme?
>>74359873
How did the janny get exposed by tidying the thread up?

>>74359919
The spammer dropped some truth bombs about kiwi_swag's personal life.

It's what drove the janny to ban the spammer. Also where we get the kiwi_janny meme from since the janny only stepped in when things got ugly for kiwi_swag.

At least the intro into the SR games isn't that trash boomaboom shit.
>tfw bored so watching the blues replay and my superbru pick go down the drain.

is the fantasy page fucked for anyone else?

>>74359954
There was no posts about Kiwi_swag's personal life, unless it was deleted as soon as it was posted. Because I saw all the t.samefag posting but nothing about kiwi_swag
What did they say that deserved deleting?

>>74359954
shit lad I missed out on the drama. Is it basically confirmed that he's a janitor?

>>74359992
Nothing. He's a fucking idiot.
Move on.

>>74359998
I am not a janny
I also joined in the fun posting

>>74359992
Sorry m8, I don't wanna get banned for the Chiefs' season opener.

>>74359998
Nah not confirmed, but it looks suspect.

>>74359998
>drama
It's literally nothing. Move on.

>>74360020
Alright lad. These posters coming to sweep things under the /rug/ is suss tbqh but i'll keep my nose out. Doesn't really interest me that much.

Can someone please tell me why New Zealanders are so obsessed with driving while under the influence of alcohol?

>>74360053
driving while drunk is pretty comfy
>that feel of putting your foot down on a long open stretch of road

>>74360053
That's just Cuntabrians and Maori 2bh.

>>74360066
>(((Deleted)))
Oh fug its real lads... What was the story?

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>>74360093
>based YourDad

>>74360101
the story is there's a delete button at the bottom of the screen

>>74360093
6 superbru lads need to seriously consider their rugby knowledge.

>>74360101
That guy's just messing around. Drink driving had nothing to do with it.

>>74360053
Everyone loves just put of walking distance from wherever they go to drink, still close enough you are unlikely to get caught.
My parents both lived in the country and drove home drunk from the pub often.

It's kind of bread into us in this small country.

>>74360119
I didn't want to believe in the >Blues year lads meme

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guys seriously what happened? What did kiwi_swag do?

>>74360136
>56-18
Our year lad.

>>74360152
Do you mean now in this thread or do you mean last year to trigger guys?
>>74360154
Need to see vs a real team. 11 penalties should have screwed the Blues

>>74360152
Nothing happened Jesus Christ shut the fuck up

>>74360152
He didn't "do" anything. It's what was done to him. If it really means that much send an email to [email protected]

Use a throwaway if you have to m8

>>74360166
Tana is pragmatic which is good
the first part of the first half was terrible

>>74360166
first game though. They'll tighten up and that backline will be deadly:
Pulu
West
Moala
SBW
Ioane
Duffie

>anon posted kiwi_fag on suicide watch or something like that
>another anon posted agreeing with hims
>Someone called him out on same fagging
>then there was a chain of posts quoting everyone saying t.samefag
>the janny stepped in and purged the cancer posts

This is what happened. No big deal 2bh

>>74360182
alright lad you better not do anything dodgy

Nothing happened and that's the end of it. Just calm down.

>>74360213
Can confirm.

Gaylanders or Queefs lads?

Just stop right now. Literally nothing happened and you're wasting your time trying to pursue some answers.

Going to Bunnings tmrw lads.

>>74360259
I totally fucked up my superbru and picked Chiefs accidentally. Highlanders by 10+

>>74360214
Nothing happened fucking hell be quiet.

grab me a sausage mate

Uni slags galore lads.

>>74360093
Why did I get purged?

>>74360182
think youre bullshitting me lad. How would someone even find that shit out.? Not falling for your ruse.

Goldie just said Mr John Kirwan cheeky cunt

>Taranaki
GIVE US OUR REGION BACK YOU DIRTY CHIEFS!

Chiefs backline looks good

>>74360349
If it involves anyone knowing who I am or interacting with me in real life it is false.

>>74360349
It's not true trust me lad.

What the fuck are you lads going on about

>>74360400
like I said i'm not that interested so i'll leave it be

>>74360438
This post here >>74360213
Proof of the anon defending himself from being called a Samefag is here >>74359039

Literally nothing of importance happened

>>74360457
Yeah I was there for that, but did someone get doxxed?

>>74360476
Kiwi_Swag has not been doxxed

shut the fuck up lads

>>74360482
>>74360484
Conflicting narratives

>faddes still playing
cringed a bit lads

>>74360490
He deleted his post because he knows he's wrong. There is nothing to see here because nothing happened.

JFC stop deleting your posts to start "drama" we are a strong muscular general we don't need that shit

Not a fan of this "crowd" lads

kiwi_fag is running in circles now.

His facade has officially crumbled.

Cancer out.
Back to /cric/ with you.

>>74360522

This.

Just delete this thread and start a new one please mods.

the Alternative Commentary Collective

>>74360522
Where am I running in circles?
My only "narratives" are that I picked what I thought would happen and that my picks are led by my heart more than "intelligent" picks

>>74360547
>get exposed as janny
>starts complaining to the janny (himself) to delete the thread

This thread would have been deleted to wash away the evidence, but not now that I've checkmated you.

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>>74360564
That wasn't me la

>If the thread stays up, the evidence remains.
>If it gets deleted, the janny admits defeat and surrenders.

It's over. kiwi_janny has been exposed to the point of no return.

>>74360581
kek I misspelt healthy

>>74360581

HAHAHAHA

I never said it was but you jumped to defend yourself immediately. You just gave it away right in front of everyone.

Hello friends

>>74360581
>>74360597
Wait a minute...

>>74360581
>>74360597
Holy fuck he's right

>>74360597
Finally a conclusion to this shitshow

Kys kiwi_swag for not just owning up to this and putting us through this shit

>>74360597
>tfw he will delete this post now
>tfw now he won't because it will confirm it

Game over faggot.

>ywn have to seethe over incorrect tipping
Feeling intelligent and muscular lads

You're all acting like teenage girls

Fuck off with this shit

>>74360597
KIWI_FAG ON SUICIDE WATCH
KIWI_FAG ON SUICIDE WATCH
KIWI_FAG ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>74360597
Wow.

>jannies in charge of logic

based Liam 'penalty machine' Messam

who /flamboyant sexy back/ here??

I AM GOING TO WATCH THE RUGBY

the rugby is starting lads

>Fekitoa, A. Smith, B. Smith
Are the highlanders the ultimate bad guys?

>>74360671

Na, just /handsome/ here

>>74360597
Who cares if he's a janny? What about the things that supposedly happened to him.

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>>74360597
>I never said it was but you jumped to defend yourself immediately.
You did say (imply) it was me.
You have implied I was the janny several times this thread. Here >>74360564 you said >>74360547 was the janny. I said that wasn't me, because you are implying I'm the janny.


>You just gave it away right in front of everyone.
Gave what away?
That you are clasping at straws to keep to your narrative?
Also this image must trigger you, but you can't even call me out for it because I'm not the only one or the worst.

You are literally on suicide watch right now buddy. I'm off to a party to drink and watch rugby. I'll look back in this thread in the morning to laugh at your posts all about me.

I'M GOING TO WATCH THE CRICKET TOMORROW

>>74360690
thats the queefs
there is no more cynical team in the competition

>>74360694

Unfortunately, I can't provide that info because the proof is gone. You might call this a draw because I only won one side of my argument, but I never lost anything by exposing him, meanwhile his anonymity has been eternally compromised. A crushing defeat for him tbqh

soap on 100% watch

>>74360720
Shut the fuck up

Who here /watching the rugby/

>>74360720
>the proof is gone
why?

>>74360740

Here x

>>74360740
Yeah
>>74360745
Fuck off

>>74360745
Because there was none

mackenzie expoosed in the highball

>>74360740
Yeah ama

>>74360760
On a scale of 1-10 how attracted are you to Brodie Retallick

>>74360745

The mod, or kiwi_swag rather, deleted all posts related to the incident, and I didn't save any of the related images. At the very least, I've still proved he is a janitor, so I'm counting this as a win.

>>74360768
I'm not a smelly queefs supporter

There's are brody

>>74360776
Irrelevant

is kiwi_swag related to swaglord?

>>74360773
You are, by far, the worst poster on /rug/. Shit the fuck up.

AND FEKITOA PASSES IT TO NOBODY

Based Jamie Lowe

Moustaches were a mistake

*knocks you out*

hobbits were a mistake

Why the FUCK did McKenzie not kick

Aaron Smith is done.

Is this by far the worst thread /rug/ has ever seen?

>>74360773
Only /cric/ would care since they're out to get him for banning them all kek.

Kiwi_swag is our guy.

>>74360832
its up there

>>74360827
Because he has literally zero rugby IQ. Just an instinct runner.

Should've picked the Chiefs lads.

>>74360834
This and /heem/

Tsuuuuuuuu

Big Dmack getting his mojo back

>fekitoa
his hands are still numb from last night

Is fekitoa gay?

>naholo
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

You lads are venturing into near /cric/ tier autism.

Talk about rugby, you fucks

>>74360832
It's fucking way down there.
>Otago rugby

Naholo on genocide watch

>Tipping the Whylanders

kiwi_fag on suicide watch

STOP WITH THE MEME GARBAGE YOU FUCKING ISLANDERS

LOWE ON GOAT WATCH

> WAIIII-SAIKE-NA-HOOOOOOO-LO

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!

>that crowd noise during the kick
Southern scum.

>>74360912
Big dumb coconut that is only good for meme runs

>>74360914
Kill you are self northerner scum

naholo injured fucking when

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> expecting your coconuts to be playmakers

learn a lesson or 2 from big D

Players who are done:
Naholo
A. Smith
Fekitoa
Players on glorious ascension watch:
Lowe
Lienert-Brown

>>74360940
Players retaining eternal GOAT status
B. Smith

>>74360946
Of course m8.

It should be 10-0 fuck these cococunts

mistakes made by whites: 0
mistakes made by coconuts: 14

The fucking state of Otago rugby

Why are coconuts so WOAT?
Why are Maori so GOAT?

Aren't they meant to be related?

>banger in the mouth

what did he mean by this?

>you will never finger a big-titted uni slag in the cheap seats at Forsythe-Barr
How do you even go on lads?

Good dj at the stadium tonight

>>74360963

Otago Uni girls are all butterfaces anyway.

>you will never finger a 1st yeat qt in the zoo

>>74360965
pretty sure its the normal guy, eh.

>>74360963

Fuck iktfb

Didn't go to uni lel

>>74360959
Maori have pure NZ lightning in their veins.

>>74360973

He's going OFF

>>74360965
Standard.

Nice trump mask

I really enjoy rugby, ay

sopoaga looks like he's carrying a bit of weight

Ben Smith kill

should be a red to be frank

Who else picked /landers/ here?

>tfw casual

>>74360999
pls no ;_;

Shit.

Ben, please be okay

BIN SMUTH DED

HIGHLANDERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

NURSERIES ON SIGH OF RELIEF WATCH

If anything smith tackled dmac in the air

Ben :(

dmac citation when?

>>74360946
WELL SHIT.

>>74361012
Season-ending concussion a la Charlie Ngatai.

Dmac is a good player but also a good bloke to check on bin to see if he was ded.

If he wasn't kiwi i think I'd like him

So why does Auckland have two super teams

>>74361053
if he weren't 2bh

Execute all namefags.

>>74361060
Because they have 90% of the population?

fuck forgot the rugby was on
what's the score?

Execute all namefags.

>>74361060
one for central/north auckland
and one for greater west auckland

>>74361072
100 nil to Scotland

>>74361060
Because your mum can handle 2 squads.

DMacs been great defensively so far

>>74360940
Adding Ben Smith to "players who are done"

>highandlingerrors

I don't get the Highlanders strategy, they're playing against one of the best attacking teams, so why these fruitless kicks? The Highlanders clearly has good punching power in their backs so they should invest more with the ball in hand instead

Lmao droppies

Teams that are done:
Highlanders
Teams that are back:
Chiefs
Teams that are in glorious ascension:
Blues

cynical

dmac getting away with murder there

>>74361143
>Teams that are in glorious ascension:
>Blues
Unfortunately I think you are correct

>>74361157
There's a Ben Smith joke in there somewhere.

*ascends*

I'm better than you

Islands that are done:
South
Islands that are in glorious ascension:
North

>>74361185
Based kiwi_lad

>>74361131
Have you not watched a Highlanders game in the last 3 seasons? They' re all about territorial kicking

Janny here

Behave yourself, lads

Thank god that shitty season theme music from last year is gone

>>74361203
t. samefag

Highlanders playing the better gameplan desu. Minus coconut playmaking

Gentleben here.

Talk about rugby you fucks.

>>74361213
Fuck off nigger

>>74361203
>>74361211

>tfw wanna reply to these posts calling out this samefag but I'll get v&

Will the crusaders lose tomorrow

>>74361236

Crusaders an actor

>>74361236

Nah I'm going to the game and they never lose when I'm there

jeff, you here mate?

India absolutely collapsing in the griget

>>74361236
Hope so.

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>tfw Based Piesank put a cap on the Bonus Point in SuperBru

>>74361248
My crew is going too
The team we cheer for never loses

Saints preserve us, where did all these literal 18-year-old newcunts crawl out from

>>74361323
Your vagina

the most dangerous lead

>>74361330
BTFO

>>74361330
I'm your mum?
Neat.

>that tackle

The dumbest team in rugby, I swear.

That was a mile forward get fucked.

Out fucking skilled

CHIEFS STRONGK

Post rater here lads. Make some posts and I will rate them.

>>74361369

Kiwi_swag is cool

>3 converted tries - 3 penalty goals
Literally a preview of All Blacks vs Lions lads.

HOLD ON TOO THE BALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

Coltman having a shocker

>>74361369
>this cunt desperate for a moniker
Kys son.

>>74361396

Excellent post

>>74361381

Also an excellent post

>>74361409
Both me 2bh.

>>74361373
Trash tier post
t. Kiwi_swag

>>74361394
Gave your mum the shocker last night, son.

Shoot yourself Fekitoa you muncho.

Why the FUCK did I pick fekitoa

>>74361453
Because you're a seething casual.

>>74361415

You have been on my radar for some time now, I'm looking forward to see what you bring to the table over the next few weeks, can see you going pro tbqh.

>>74361452
>>74361453

t.Caroline McNaught

Chiefs defense stronk

At a work by.o. Chiefs on eliticide watch

I'll post a more comprehensive breakdown of the match tomorrow. Thanks.