JUST KEK MY SHIT UP

>cuidado
LOL fucking cuck sell him now

translatation?

He's cute tbqh

what does this say in english

>>74348179
>>74348099
>CR7: Watch Out
>callados: @cristiano we have also chosen some jeans for you too. Hahaha you'll see!

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WTF?!?!?! I HATE TSU NOW

I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED TO LOVE THIS LITERAL C.UCKOLD

HOLD ME

>>74347986
>>74348201
I don't get it

There were some rumours of him being jealous of this dude.
This just makes it obvious kek

>>74348242
She was buying jeans to her bull with Ronaldo's money and got caught red-handed doing the c.ucking

>>74348242
That girl is his beard and he's pretending he's jealous of her hanging out with another guy

>Cheating on Tsunaldo
How basic of a bitch do you have to be?

>>74348275
She is the ultimate basic bitch. Just look at her.

Maybe Cucknaldo should pick better bitches to date

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>>74348275
This is what she has to deal with every night

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So a gay man's beard uses said gay man's money to buy clothes for the guy she actually bangs.

I would think this is just part of the price for having the whole cover up, right?

>>74347986
that guy is 100% gay though

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Good lawd

>>74348337
so are you

ronaldo is a complete weirdo

>>74348333
See? Americans always get it right.

>>74348356
i'd make a joke about your mom, but going by the average look of brit women in their 40's the joke would be on me

I want to break her skinny arms

>>74348351
find me a girl posing like this whose ass DOESN'T look t h i c c

protip: you cant

>>74348351
disgusting

>>74348351
looks like a girl that prefers monogamous relationships

>>74348476
Surely she is a faithful woman

>>74348548
aye m'lord

>>74348351
I want to bite her gooch lads

>>74348351
want to eat that ass desu
ronaldo better keep a leash on that

>>74348333
Congratulations on the last digits and thank you for making sense.

>>74348569
looks like she's saving herself for marriage desu

>>74348383
nice

women rights were a mistake

>>74351400
thank jews for that

>>74352463
We did what we had to, you gave them the power

>>74348275
shoulda never left Irina

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>be Ronaldo
>have homosexual tendencies
>your gay Arab lover is in prison again
>your female gf is cucking you in front of the entire world
>have a half-black son because you were stupid enough to fuck some black hoe from LA raw

Meanwhile
>be Messi
>have a beautiful, classy and loyal wife who you knew since childhood
>have a kids that look like yourself, proving your wife's loyalty
>100% heterosexual

How will ronaldo fanboys EVER recover?

>>74352573
this desu

>>74352694
>be missi
>take wife from a death guy

>>74351400
cuidado

>>74352694
>>Be Argentinian
>>Marry an Argentinian woman.
>>Have fun with your 100% black kids...
Shit who am i kidding... Goddamn Messi's wife is fine as fuck

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>>74347986
her instagram is an endless collection of pics with her bulls, one after another

EL JUSTO

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>guy next to her is not cristiano
>still post this on instagram

what did she meant by that?

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>>74348351

Are we just going to pretend Cristiano doesn't fuck a new girl every night?

>>74354872
>Ronaldo
>having a normal and stable relationship
no, they guy will never marry. I don't want to bother and check but I bet he has more pics hugging guys than girls on his Instagram. Dude is a closeted homo, or a flamboyant heterosexual.

Is he dare I say it....

>>74355073
Yeah, ones with penises

>>74348394
I'm afraid that most girls can't pose like this.

Her instagram is nothing but pics of her with other men. What the fuck Christian, you can't let shit like this fly, you fucking cucklord.

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Wait... there are people out there who think he's straight? Unironically?

>>74348333
>takes mirror selfies
>buying clothes with women

The guy is also gay

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CR7 IS STRAIGHT AS AN ARROW

AN ALPHA MALE

AN ADONIS HETEROSEXUAL MALE WHO BANGS 10/10 WOMEN ONLY

DELET NOW

>>74352694
>have a half-black son because you were stupid enough to fuck some black hoe from LA raw

She was surrogate mother. Nobody ever believed that piece of shit story of the one night stand mother selling her child.

>>74348266
Also the fact that they're outside a changing room, in new clothes, hence they were most likely in the same room, getting undressed, possibly naked, possibly getting holes filed.

>>74357623
holy shit, are people that retarded that they think a famous and rich person like Ronaldo would fuck some random chick without a condom? He knows that most girls would like to get pregnant because he has a lot of money.

>>74347986
Who's cucking who? The girl to Ronald with the guy? The guy to Ronaldo with the girl? Ronaldo to one of them with the other one?

>>74358555


>not banging random chicks when famous

Holy shit you're retarted. Did your mother drank some alcohol when she bore shit like you for 9 months?

Also can you prove your other claims or are they just poppycock from a retarted child?

>>74358555
Stairs have a second function

>>74347986
If you check this guy's Instagram you will realize that he's obviously gay.

>>74359723
He's saying that Ronaldo wouldn't bang them without a condom, not that he wouldn't bang them at all.

>>74347986
Cucknaldo is pathetic I would rather stay be seen with no girl than pretend relationship

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The guy is a faggot.

>>74359723
retard

>>74360921
No most European men are just super grab ass homo with each other

>>74352694
delet this

>>74361298
that is true but most beards are gay themselves, so it's possible that the 2 girls are together, and the 2 guys are too.
and that the guy in the OP is the one who actualy has a relatiinship with CR7.

although these 2 guys are acting too touchy feely to not be straight friends, so IDK

Ronaldo is gay but he can't assume it because he makes too much money in the middle-east

>>74355818
he looks really bored though like its just an obligation and totally staged

>>74348351
I'd shove my tongue that far up her asshole that I'd taste what she had for dinner the night before. I'd kill a man just to see her pink balloon knot, hopefully with small flecks of poo in and around it. And the smell! What a pong! Beautiful.

>>74362448
reading this post has destroyed my faith in humanity

>>74361298
is this really that crazy in the US tho? i touch my buddies all the time.

>>74348351
BRRRRRAAAAPPPTTTT

You have to respect Ronaldo.
He is so secure in his superiority, he even lets his women hang out with other guys, buying clothes.

He is uncuckable and he knows it.

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>>74360714
>>74360714
>Stairs have a second function

KEK-OLOGY

>the cuidado is for the woman

>>74348383
verbose tbeh.

>>74364987
this

>cucked by Messi year by year
>cucked by The Rock
>cucked by his own kind, a fag
>the life of Donald

>>74360903
>I would rather stay be seen with no girl
of course you would you pathetic faggot

>>74348237
he's not a cuck

he's always been gay. But he keeps up the straight image so he sells more shirts. fans are huge homophobes

all of his gfs have been smoke screens lul

Everyone who posted in this thread is a faggot except me.

>>74354033
>Goddamn Messi's wife is fine as fuck

I honestly dont see her appeal

>>74374686
cuz ur gay

>>74374713
She's just a hot girl. If you are Messi you should be fucking a girl finer than Sergio Ramos' wife

A good friend of mine knows one of La Liga referees. He says that CR7 insists on showering alone instead of with the rest of the team, why do you think this is?
- he doesn't want to be mocked for his small benis
or
- he wants to avoid embarrassing boners and questions about his sexuality?

>>74374788
yeah, my father works at nintendo and also heard this

>>74374720
She's his oneitis; basically fauned over her for years then pounced when her Chad bf died

>>74352694
>MUH CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART

They were NEVER a couple, just knew each other for years. Only after Missi had a few years of dicking bimbos he decided to go for her

>>74374788
he was ill on penis inspection day so legally he cant shower with other boys yet