/cric/ INDvAUS

first for Australia wins this test

Red Sox 2bh

are creams more elite than white clothing?

Will retail, fast food, hospitality and pharmacy workers EVER recover?

Good start

is this a sport?

>>74343882
Who cares, maybe they should grow up and get real jobs.

I, for one, welcome our new fly overlords

>>74343866
What happened to Queensland now

>>74343882
They were already fucked anyway

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literally furious

My last 3 digits is how many minutes Renshaw takes to poo it all out

>>74343902
That's a big shit

>>74343901
based immigrants needing to work 3 more jobs to break even

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So poor people BTFO

this is now the auxiliary /mlb/ thread

>Hearing that Renshaw has an upset stomach

>>74343923
PLEASE

>>74343943
no

guys what if the stadium doesn't have a loo, what does he do?

I'm in a tutorial for a subject called "Human Rights in History" and I'm the second guy in a class of 20 lads

>>74343955
Do it on the pitch so the ball gets stuck

Designated sitting seats m8.

>>74343960
doesn't uni start next week lad

renshaw should't have eaten curry last night

Anyone in /cric/ ever shit their pants? I knew a kid in high school that was kind of popular, he shit himself and things were never the same for him.
As for me I've pissed myself a few times when I was blackout drunk and sleeping. Kind of a shitty feeling ttytt

>>74343960
Enjoy being on centrelink the rest of your "life"; dread to think what useless "degree" has that as a subject.

>>74343974
Yeah I thought it was a fart but it wasn't

>>74343974
good blog, idiot. consider suicide

>>74343960
Start some banter about how things were better 100+ years ago

>>74343980
already have Tbh

>>74343960
Uni starts next week. Go home.

>>74343974
One time my bf fucked my ass in the morning and I was still a bit loose when I went to work.

>>74343989

Based statsy

*dabs*

>>74343975
I'm doing a Double degree of Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies in Australia's top univeristy, try again lad.

>>74343982
Russelling Jimmies would be exceptionally easy

>>74343969
Go away Melbourne Uni

>>74343989
Tampon in the front and back bum lad

>>74343988
And same to you, go away Melbourne Uni

>>74343999
> Australia's top uni
> Not Melbourne uni

Pick 1 and only 1 faggot

>>74343999

Trip quotes and trip post checking

>>74344004
Wait, other unis exist?

>>74344006
You heard me cunt fuck off

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>>74343999
>he lives in Canberra

>>74343999
Same uni I went to, shame about your useless double degree.

>>74344011
https://www.numbeo.com/quality-of-life/rankings.jsp

>>74343999
>I'm doing a Double degree of Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies

Nice "degree" with good job "prospects" out there

>>74343999
Oh great, another public servant in the waiting who'll spend their life shitting on capitalism whilst reaping its benefits.

The 2 cringeworthy and unacceptable things to talk bout in /cric/ are:
1.Uni
2.vidya
please refrain from talking about these

>>74344017
Law or STEM lad?

>>74344022
truthbomb

even anime is better

>>74344022
> that flag

>>74343999

>Double degree of Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies

Hope that works out well for you cuck.

>>74344020
Unlike STEM where all jobs will be shipped of to Pajeet and Zhang in the next two years and Lawyers where there is a massive over supply and which will increasingly become redundant due to automation.

>>74344021
Nah I hate them too

>>74344033
Hi tradie

>>74344035
> He thinks his glorified arts degree with get him a job

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>74344032
Indians aren't allowed to post in the Aus/India thread?

>>74344023
>current year
>studying law

STEM, lad. Currently med intern.

>>74344053
>he thinks I'm Indian
freshie

>>74344064
>He thinks anyone cares about his poosonality

>>74344054
Why would you do Med at the ANU? You would have to do Med Science and then later do Medicine. You must be in your fucking late 20s at the earliest.

>>74344051
I don't think it will, I know it will.

>>74344054
>Med
Ayyy good lad. It's a hard slog but worth it in the end. Really appreciate what you guys do

>>74343974
a boong in my class in primary school shit himself.

apparently it was running down his leg and nobody noticed until the smell hit.

>>74344046

Tradies get the ladies.

Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies gets you a lifetime of being a barista at Starcucks.

>>74344076
>You must be in your fucking late 20s at the earliest.


>Doing undergrad med
>trusting yourself to a medical undergraduate

MD/DPT/DDS is very different to commerce or or law or engineering son.
Health science grad are expected to study well into their 20's.
My average age of my DPT year 2 class is 26-27.

>>74344090
Tradies also give you a fucked up body. Enjoy having 2 hip replacements and a a dodgy knee, thus making you unable to walk freely after 69.

>>74344091
I think I would kill myself if I was at uni for that long. I decided not to do Law just so I wasn't there for another year.

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>>74343866
Now this is an OP I can get behind.

Suicidelanders are literally Northern Territory and Tasmania tier people

>>74344103
That was meant to be 60*

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>>74344106
Yet all three are leagues ahead of South African """""""people""""""""

>>74344116
>this is what a """""democratic""""" and """""free""""" Sith Ifrica looks like

>>74344103
Welcome to the wonderful world of Health Science.
You really do have to love what you do, because if you go down the hospital route; you'll have lectures run by your fellow clinicians before and after work.
It's for a good cause though at the end of the day; you are responsible for someone's wellbeing, and in some cases, their lives.
Can't hurt to be too careful.
If only this same attentiveness was given to political studies....

MATCH IS BACK LIVE BITCHES
>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1
>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1>http://watchcric.org/channel/watch-live-1

Audio feedback is fucking atrocious

So Renshaw has to wait for someone to get out so he can come back in?

>>74344103

A steady income for 40 years is well worth any trade off. You have 0 future prospects.

>>74344154
PPE is what many former prime ministers/presidents of countries have studied. Many people can earn a comfortable income from it

>>74344131
Yeah fair enough mate, good luck. Have a lot of respect for the health sector.

>>74344154
Again you are sadly drastically incorrect.

>>74344175
As long as you know how to suck dick m8

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pretty disgusting t b h

Are you still all jerking off about tradie vs arts degrees?

>>74344198
>expecting change

things change every day to be frank

>>74344202

I wasn't expecting change, I just wanted to know how the barometer was pointing.

>>74344175
why would you want to be a politician though? literal parasites

>>74344177


"Y-you're incorrect".

Nice coping buddy, I'm just telling you what I've learnt from my experience whereas you display the clear naivety of a delusional first year uni student.

FUCKING REKT

i hope they get a howler now

>curry reviews

rate my course /cric/
>Bachelor of Commerce with majors in Finance and English

>>74344175
You can't make it in politics unless you're prepared to sell out, mate. I know it's cliche af, but it's true. If you're going to spend a decade sucking cock (which is what it will take before you get preselected somewhere winnable) you should know in advance.

Also, go back and look at every normiebook status you've ever posted and think if there's anything there that can be taken out of context.

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>Jimmy Neesham will never command a dominatrix to crush your balls

india appeal for anything I swear. Still think they are in the era of home umpires.

>>74344225
>experience
Ah yes, the very limited scope of being w tradie for less than 10 years, while your so called "experience" would be likely to be a few mates doing arts degrees at substandard unis struggling to find employment. My circumstances are entirely different, take it from me.

>>74344251
How old are you lad?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34XhCxffl38

Listening to this while watching lads

Who /R. Connor/ here?

>>74344251

"I'm different".

Keep feeding yourself that delusion pill.

I'm merely amused at being scoffed at by a first year student.

>>74344241
this, and if he does make it it's a worthless existence; everything policy related is determined by reviews and projections these days (no room for """philosophy"""). if he joins the liberals he'll be a slave to the corporate machine and maintaining the status quo and if he joins labor he'll be forced to constantly undermine and discredit the government for every little thing
or he could join one nation and fuck up his entire social life/ image but it'd be a right laugh

Seeing as everyone is still battling over this bullshit, feel free to ama - I did an arts degree and have done tradie shit for 10 years ama. inb4 oldfag (which I am).

Anybody want to go the pub and watch this?

>>74344302
why don't americans celebrate easter?

>>74344305
yeah meet you at the marlborough in 5

>>74344241
>>74344175
>>74344154
Although I'm in the public service, I have to agree with the guy saying your job prospects are looking bleak

it is borderline impossible to get into the government now. The only way really is grad programs and even then you are talking about 5000 or so applicants for 50 odd jobs.

Gatecunt is on literal suicide watch

STAN DARSH

>worst australians

>There are """""PEOPLE"""""" that thought fucking Shaun Marsh should be in the team after already have 500 chances.

Get fucked

Remove Marsh

>SIXTEEN (16)

based marshy

renshaw must be having a long shit

Why the fuck would you play Renshaw over Khawaja if he wasn't feeling well. Seriously what the fuck were they thinking

Why didn't renshaw go out? is he out for the day?

>>74344339
Is that how many balls it took him to reach his 100?

I'm not watching.

I have to say this wicket is completely fucked.

>>74344362
Biggest dust bowl I have ever seen, without exception

>>74344246
based budget grandhomme

>you know remember gatecunt furiously shilling for Shaun Marsh before the series
No one doubts his ability, the fact is unfortunately that he is the most mentally weak batsman to play for Australia. That's why he always dominates in practice games as falters when the pressure is on.

>>74344322
I was at the Marly a few nights ago to cash a beer voucher, I'm closer to Central atm though mayber later

There's a rat, called rattus

>>74344367
Welcome to your standard sub-continent pitch, lad.

Of the three that operate off of them, Sri Lanka has usually the best ones, that alone is something scary.

It's interesting to note that those jibber jabber sounds the Indian players make is actually a primitive form of communication

Why couldn't they just serve up the same fucking pitches ad they did against England?

>>74344380
Newtowns for fags

>>74344390
I know your average dustbowl, but I have never seen such prominent cracks in the surface before a ball has even been bowled. That's what sets this apart.

>>74344382
If he doesn't have their number and they're not responding to normiebook messenger then they're not his friends

Lyon to take 20 wickets for the match

>>74344382
Gatecunt is a queenslander who came to WA under the impression that he could work FIFO and live in a 4x2 in Ocean Reef and spend his R&R fucking around on jetskis and hitting the glass barbie

>>74344410
>instead he's a loner who spends his days shilling Poodam Poogues on the cricketing general on the sports board of a Turkmen rug weaving forum

>Already complaining about pitches
It's alright if we pitch doctor though and trounce everyone at home, right?

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live from Renshaw's anus

>>74344420
this is probably what I would have written if I didn't do a stupid and press post before I finished typing.

>>74344427
btfo lad

quads and renshaw comes back out only to poo himself

>>74344390
>>74344407
>>74344432
What's it like living in a 3rd world shithole?

>>74344439
ask any of your countrymen outside of the major cities

>>74344425
Hi Raaj Patel from the cricket.com.au Facebook page. Australia's pitches have been abysmal for the last few years, everyone agrees. But they have just been flat, which doesn't favour either team. This is just the BCCI ordering the curator to create the biggest dustbowl possible to exploit Australias weaknesses. Notably they didn't do the same against India and NZ, where they prepared even and competitive pitches for both series.

>>74344448
Nobody lives outside the major cities, Te Rangamotomiraringanui

>>74344350
He was probably fine this morning

>>74344449
Our curator quite seriously bragged about making the pitches favourable to Australians during the fucking Poo Peeland series, you idiot.

its because there is 2 right handers atm you fucking retarded commentators

>>74344462

Why did he even leave the field? Should just drop his trousers and shit on the square between overs. The Indian way.

>>74344467
Link please, and even so, was the favouritism even close to the same level as this extreme?

>>74344461
B-b-but I live in based rural victoria
D-d-don't say I'm from Cuckbourne

>>74344467
no he didn't m8

>>74344471
This is a bowling wicket m8, not a road

>>74344449
There is literally nothing wrong with doctoring the pitch to suite the home team. It is literally the point of Test cricket you UTTER casual

If you want everything homogenous and the same then fuck off and watch your pyjama

Should Caught and bowled really have its own dismissal type?

I feel if its unnecessary

>>74344501
I personally have no problem with pitch doctoring as long as its consistent and not trying to force a result.

ie. if india is up in the series with one match to go, so the curators make a road to favour the draw. India is down in the series, then producing a raging turner to give them the best chance of winning and tieing series

>A worker who stood alongside Opposition Leader Bill Shorten complaining the penalty cuts would cost him $109 a week is a Labor Party member and will not lose a dollar.

kek

KEK

>>74344501
>LE AUSTRALIA GROUNDSMEN DID IT too
>Where's your evidence?
>FUCK YOU
kys pajeet, back on your boat

>>74344467
yeah because the difference between australian and nz grounds are equal to the divide between >us and the indian sandboxes

Fuck that is a long shit

>australia will now bat through easily til dark
>renshaw will come out as a night watchmen

Next fucking level captaincy from the spud. Tactically pretending renshaw was ill so he can face off the start of both new balls and the night overs

based.

KEK that delivery has gone straight to robelinda2

>>74344539
Hopefully he removed all the queenslander that was infecting him.

>>74344539
probably still looking for the toilet

smith is a fucking bum

Anyone have a stream for a notv fag?

>>74344525
delicious, hate that fivehead cunt
link?

>>74344555
Dubs then trips confirm

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>>74344557
Go away

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>name is almost "Handsome"
>look like this

>muh amazing player of spin
>plays back to a full ball

Genuinely can't wait to see 8/8 dismissals to spin for Handscunt, just desserts for all the "good player of spin" malarky that is completely baseless

>>74344583
post your face

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
E

Match is over. See ya next test boys.

WORK
O
R
K

Went unders on Hanscomb purely because some aussies called him a "good player of spin"

ABA wins again

>>74344557

Gollabse :D :D :D

East or west India are best, north or south Aussies shut your mouth!

>Darsh

oh good, Darsh can delay his wicket for another 10 deliveries

>>74344478
Fucking kek

white people should refuse to play in these shitty countries with their shitty tracks

t. ntini

>>74344612
>Marsh not out
>gives me time to get my unders bet on him
BASED

I'm serious here, has Wade bought out the selectors? No one that fucking shit deserves to be in the side.

>>74344649
we have no good keepers

>>74344649
Didn't even bring a backup lmao gg worst waugh

How do the Marsh's keep getting away with it?

Will our bowlers do anything on this pitch?

>>74344656
Shaun is alright. Well, was...

Why wasn't Zampa brought over? Is Lyon seriously the best spinner we have?

>>74344663
should've brought 11 specialist spinners like ol uncle warne told you to

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>>74344667
Reunite the broship at test level

renshaw is so fucking legit

>>74344671

Pace bowlers can probably turn it on this pitch.

>>74344401
The pitches vs RSA were worse, only one century in 8 innings.

>>74344623
>>74344730
>>74344704
>>74344673
>>74344671
what's it like living in a 3rd world shithole?

>>74344653

"automatic wicky" should be outlawed desu

REMOVE

that has to be it for the marshes. that's fucking it.

Bat for ball is the worst "rule" in backyard cricket

Discuss.

>worst australians

jesus fucking christ

>the rancid swamp of Marsh

>this curry commentator doing his best to put the commentators curse on RenGOD

it's over

How the fuck can these so called expert pundits continue to defend both Marsh's?

>>74344794
how does it feel that you will never be able to afford your own home in your 1st world country?

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You now remember Adam Gilchrist

how are >we watching this?

http://cdn2.crichd.info/sky-sports-2-live-streaming

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>>74344918
That guy was almost as good as Sangakkara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpz7AQzDLsU

Greg is REALLY not happy lads.

>>74344918
I'm pretty sure everyone who's made it to /cric/ knows who Gilchrist is who fucking faggot. Who can forget his maiden 200 coming in as nightswatchsman?

>>74344906

Not him but pretty shit m8

>>74344943
>10 seconds in
>That accent

Dropped

>>74344943

Why do all Australians wear wife-beaters?

>>74344906
Uhhh, excuse me mate, I'm studying a triple degree in philosophy political capital and public sectorhood, I'm only at the start of semester 1 but I know I'll be earning 500k in 3 years, you tradie fuck

>>74344955
they are cheap and come in 3 packs

>>74344957
you sound like a stuck up cunt, but i bet you know that by now. now fuck off.

>>74344955
it's hot

>>74344906
already got a mortgage cunt. not everyone lives in sydney. your narrative was exposed before it even began

>Wade

Thank god we have the Marsh brothers in the team

Or as I call them "the GODS of the subcontinent"

>could've played Agar or Maxwell instead of MMarsh to take advantage of the spin and make for than 4 fucking runs
>could've played bushman instead of Smarsh for obvious reasons
execute all Marshes

:^)

>>74344995
Maxwell would not have scored

>>74344995
This tbqh

Renshaw anus earlier today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCFvqbSfgqM

>>74344995
>>could've played bushman instead of Smarsh for obvious reasons
What reason, Khawaja's woeful play of spin

>>74345028

Those tradies must have asked them to park there as a hilarious prank

What went wrong?

if Renshaw is * at the end, does it count as carrying the bat

Just got called into work lads

>>74345066
Nice one dickhead

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>collapsing to spin on day 1

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>A worker who stood alongside Opposition Leader Bill Shorten complaining the penalty cuts would cost him $109 a week is a Labor Party member and will not lose a dollar.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-23/man-with-bill-shorten-decrying-penalty-rate-cuts-alp-member/8298334


kek

KEK

>>74345083
b-b-but we have shaun marsh the spinGOD

Got my tickets to go see the Oils in /gong/ today lads, pretty excited tbqh

>>74345093
see
>>74344525

>made more money gamboling on the /cric/ today than I did working
noice

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>>74345093
eagerly awaiting the fallout directed towards this fat cunt in the coming week
labor social media shills are the worst

I've given up on cricket, shit is more corrupt than boxing. How the fuck do the Marsh brothers still get a game, and Usman sits?!

>>74345118
>works at Coles
meh his life is shit anyway, no need to bully him

>>74345119
Hmm

Are any of the Indian players handsome or am I just racist?

>>74345135
You are deeply deeply racist

>>74345104
the oil in the industrial area?

>>74345123
t. trent hunter
maybe but I just find these super pro-labor supporters are absolutely intolerable, in his mind he's justified lying to promote the party
desu though I bet he really did think the cuts would effect him, only makes me more annoyed at his ignorance

>>74345133
Shaun marsh is a better spin player than Khawaja. Khawaja has been utter shit in the subcontinent

>>74345104
going to elton as well m8?

Cricket is kind of boring and the memes aren't spicy enough.

Reminder that O'Keefe and Starc are both all rounders

>>74345152
Do they have muslims in the indian team or would everyone hate them?

and just 84 short of his hundred

>>74345164
Virat is a Muslim

this team is a fucking mess

>rank turner
>highest wicket taker is a pacer
hmm

>>74345164
>not remembering Zaheer khan
>>74345160
Kek

>>74345164
>pathan
>zaheer
>shami

really looked like lyon hit that

india score 450, win by an innings

sigh

HATTRICK

Look, I know everyone but Renshaw fucked up, but it's still the Marsh's fault

Just as expected from poopeelia

>>74345201
Shaun had a bit of bad luck, wasn't a bad shot choice

Shitchell cannot be defended

>>74345203
thats rude

we dont make fun of your country

>>74345218
kek

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

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>watching cric in the new year

The marsh twins are a testicular cancer on the team

>tfw no Rohingya gf

>2017
>not being Aryan
Lmao

/rug/ rules /cric/ drools

>>74345245
Aren't indians aryan? Makes everything quite confusing.

>>74345231
>Cartwright does nothing in particular
>gets picked
>Cartwright does nothing really wrong
>gets dropped
>Marsh does nothing in particular
>gets picked
really would like to hear the selectors explain any of the above

another Starc 99 incoming

>>74345245
sorry whiteboi, the 21st century is the brown century. we're in your countries outbreeding you

>he isn't white
>he isn't married to an 11/10
>he doesn't have 3 children, with the oldest being male
>he doesn't have a mistress
>he doesn't make $200k+ per year
KEK, what's it like being a subhuman failure?

didn't australia just play yesterday in australia?

why would they schedule another match the next day in a different country? it ended late too.

>>74345275
that team would have done a better job tbqh

>>74345275
That's why Renshaw was sleepy

Reminder this is a decent score consider the circumstances

>>74345285
yeah India will score 400+

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>>74345285
>>74345287

you don't know if it's a good score until both teams have batted

Hve they just bowled spinners non stop all day?

>>74345287
Possibly, but could you imagine chasing in the 4th innings on this pitch?

>>74345294
India's best bowler has been a seamer

>>74345292
yes I do, I know literally everything about this sport

>>74345295
Yes, I can. Can't see India having too many problems polishing those 20 runs off

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WHEN HE BATS WELL

>>74345304
GOOSEY

>>74345304
Storc just doubled Australia's lead in one over

>>74345224
KEK

>>74345310
Exactly. Rahane will score 150 on this deck

Good number 11 innings here from Hazlewood

imagine being indian
seriously
i'll wait

>>74345316
it actually is

Tony Starc

>>74345321
How is it any different from being an ugly white guy?

Match in the balance at stumps, with one side clearly ahead

>>74345327
>Dodging the salary cap is high intelligence

IronGOD

STARCGOD

>>74345327
>using steroids is high intelligence

why are they playing the match on a mountain with 15 cunt watching?

>>74345327
>raiders in the third tier

look you either have to put them in the top tier or the bottom tier depending on your stance on walkcunt

What is test cricket's greatest ever duck?

Not necessary most balls or longest time, but someone coming out when all they needed to do was block and not get out, and did just that in a critical moment.

>>74345336
>>74345342
>implying otherwise

>>74345348
Nothing more chickenshit than streaking but not going full nuddy

>>74345327
bretty accurate

except soccer and nrlel arent sports

>>74345355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEyVThv7udQ

Reminder there are people on this board who think Cummins is a better batsman than Storc

Why is my internet so f*cking slow lads?

>>74345355
bradman?

Just got a $2000 payday loan.

I'm going to put it all on India 4-0

>>74345355
some kiwi got a 40-ball duck, i think he was partnered with a specialist batsman

>>74345375
he is

Sterc is literally only good at walloping spinners

>>74345357
i guess hawkroaches are intelligent for not getting caught

>>74345377
Because you voted for Turncuck.

>>74345381
Do you need a job to get one of those? How do they check?

*smashes the report button while holding back nigger tears*

>>74345386
>2017
>Literally a decade since Rudd came into power
>He still thinks the Guvment is gonna build his internet for him

>>74345391
A lot of them automatically check your bank statements rather than having you submit payslips.

Only a select few will give them to you if you are on Centrelink.

WA lads, is voting in the state election compulsory?

>>74345402
no

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>>74345386
>voting

>>74345402
Only if you live in WA

good evening faggots!

>>74345355
thought there was one in one of the tied tests, probably that

>>74345414
hey kermits arsehole

>>74345402
no

Can someone explain to me 1 more time why BOTH Marsh brothers were in this test XI.

What were the match selectors thinking, they would suddenly be good just because???

>>74345414
hi pajeet

>>74345415
(it was Aus vs. Windies 1960 at the gabba, Lindsey Kline run out 0)

>>74345430
thanks goosey

At the ground, Hazlewood just got out last ball

>>74345407
>>74345418

I just checked the site and it says it is, this is news to me.

>>74345434
that is FAKE NEWS

dont do it lad

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>>74345417
>>74345424
Hello fresh friends!
do you want to know how I know you are fresh friends?

>>74345441
there have been actual bangladeshis here
i don't give a shit about your personality

>>74345441
they dont live in a festering swamp ?

>>74345441
No one gives a shit about your carefully cultivated /cric/ persona

>>74345441
no one cares about you m8

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>>74345355
greatest odi duck is pic related.

You literally cannot debate this

>>74345441
no one cares about you

I also don't care about that guy

australia wins

>>74345452
i stopped watching cricket for 3 years after that

>>74343901
>Independent umpire deiced Sunday penalty rates were unjust
What a lad

How do I ask my gf to dominate me but also make sure she still respects me as a man?

Is there a stream?

>>74345464
Date an Asian