/mlb/ General- Mariners edition

execute all Manfred apologists

Last 2 digits = number of times Steve Pearce will be intentionally walked in 2017

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Mariners suck dick and have never won the World Series

>In an effort to connect with current trends, the starting pitcher will dab 4 times instead of throwing four pitches to international walk the batter.

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>>74342762
thanks canada
love you too

>>74342769

> an effort to connect with current trends

you're not even being creative anymore

>>74342769
>international walk

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Will Felix bounce back this year bros?

>>74342762
>going this far to be a special snowflake in your delivery
Come the fuck on

>picture of a happy Jose Altuve

>>74342789
3.5 era
he will do pretty good but will get BTFO in an important game in the last week of the season

>>74342762
Why did he do that, the dumb fucker.

>>74342769
now this I can get behind

commissioner of FUN when?

>>74342860
F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

YOU IS FOR YOU AND ME

N IS FOR NIGGER

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>>74342868
lol

>>74342883
DIDI GREGORIOUS MAKES YANKEE FANS EUPHORIUS

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So I guess this is a webm thread now?

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>>74342908
Guess so

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>>74342927

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>>74342927

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>>74342883
>

>>74343077
Fuck that autistic faggot

>>74343141
That really got his noggin joggin

https://discord.gg/BVzDfuF

>inb4 discord shit posts

>>74343188
can you fuck off?

Can we impeach Manfred? He's ruining baseball.

>>74343214
this

>>74343214
I don't really care about this new rule, but I am worry that it's a slippery slope

>>74343230
It is going to save 14 seconds a game. Literally retarded. This in combination with the All Star game changes are sure sign that he's a dope.

manfred is the only force keeping baseball relevant in 2017

you're all clueless faggots with terrible investment portfolios

>>74343254
tbf that is a fantastic throw by perez

>>74343262

they all are m8

>>74343259
This post is correct. I haven't bothered watching baseball since 2009 but I will now with this fantastic change to intentional walks. I'm a long time Yankee fan btw.

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>>74343281
>Manfred wants to deport this

>>74343254
you have to have that webm where roidtiz hits that double play and he barley makes it to first

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>>74343262
>>74343290

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>>74343297
>>74343254
>run like that
>still hit .315

Can't wait until there's dugout DJ's at every baseball game

>MAKE SOME NOOOOISE
>EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

so mlb
what are the formal proceedings we must go through to get manfred arrested? what do we need?
i have about $30 and an endless amount of time thats otherwise spent shitposting here

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So are there any actually arguments against this new rule implementation, or are you all just stuck in your antiquated traditions? Grow up.

>>74343317
Mariachi bands at Dodger Stadium

>>74343317
play rap music in the stadium while the ball is in play like NBA

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>>74342908

>>74343325
have sex with him
say that he signaled to ejaculate instead of thrusting 4 times and therefore raped you just like he's raping baseball
easy

>>74343355
in the old days they would have bred the fuck out of this guy on plantations

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>>74342908
>Canadian baseball

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>>74343363

> leaf "humour"

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>>74343365
good post

>>74343366
>thread full of baseball related fuck ups
>singles out the one canadian one because its canadian
i love the leaf memes as much as anyone but calm down

who is going to hit the most dongs this year?
who is going to hit the longest dong?

>>74343439
mike stanton for both

>>74343394
LMFAO

you cucks are unbelievable.

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>>74342923
wew

This thread started out fine until the 4th post. Maybe even the 2nd post.

>tfw there is way more baseball talk in a minute of discord than a whole day of /sp/

>>74343553
Why don't you stay there then?

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>>74343523
i just wanted to pretend people liked the Mariners

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>>74343559
is that Marlins legend Ichiro Suzuki?

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>>74343565
>ichiro will never get a ring

it hurts

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I'm fairly sure Stanton will be the one who has a monster season and not Royce. He's going to hit a shit ton of home runs this year.

>>74343610
wtf i love canada now

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>>74343610
>ichiro will never get a ring
>Griffey never got a ring
>Edgar never got a ring
>Felix will never pitch in October
>the mariners will never win a world series
>the sonics are never coming back

>>74343654
>the sonics are never coming back

That's fine, fuck apehoop. People literally started caring when they left, disgusting desu

>>74343658
Not to mention the league is literally the same nigger soap opera year after year. Baseball isn't that and I sure hope it never becomes that.

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I'm already planning my Opening Day feast.

>pic was 2016's (beer brats with 3 cheeses(get on my level))

I'm thinking of partially homemade italian combo this year. I'll start marinating the beef 2 days before I cook it to eat. My local market has amazing spicy italian sausage, so I'll prolly just use theirs instead of making my own.

>man, when the fuck can this season start already so another team can win the World Series and the cusb can go on another 100 year losing streak

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>>74343897
i have to work and wont get home until about the 4th inning

>>74343897
>(beer brats with 3 cheeses(get on my level))

>pre shredded, bagged cheese
>not driving directly to a farm and getting fresh cheese
3/10

>>74343897
>spicy italian sausage
wew

>>74344013
>not milking the cow yourself

>>74344067

That's Mad Bum tier level of organic-all natural

the getting his own milk part and pleasuring his wife

>>74344094
the joke here is that madison bumgarner's wife is fat like a cow

>>74342883
>Zack Hample getting bootyblasted
Every time

>>74344107
>WOW I can't believe that guy bumped into me a now I can't get my 7162nd ball

Controversial opinion incoming but I think Zack Hample is a faggit

>>74344144
Digits confirm

>>74344144
Agreed

>>74344144
Proper get

controversial opinion incoming but i enjoy watching baseball

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>>74343997
mfw night game

>>74344174
>rags

>>74342710
I appreciate that the Mariners are in my favorite team's division so they only have to compete against three other teams.

>>74344172
have a nice 3 days off

I miss big papi

>>74343272
Underrated leaf post

>>74344191
Cuck

>>74344191
America misses Big Papi

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>>74343364
Wut

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>ruth

>>74344215
>cobb tbqh

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>Designated Hitters are athletes

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>the pitcher "hits"

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>bunting

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article59623741.html
>rags

>>74342710

the mariners have ruined my life. they are the reason i am in my 30s and am still a virgin.

>>74344274
stop falseflagging tiki

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>>74344270
>Royce Hooper

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Imagine being such a loser and a fan of a loser shitstain team you have to bandwagon entire leagues

>>74344290
Ay we got george lucas! Neat!

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>>74342710
As an Indians fan I have great appreciation of the Seattle Mariners for many reasons

>>74344274
explain in detail

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>Memeners spend years with great pitching and no hitting
>Now they have great hitting but no pitching

Really makes you think...

>>74344327
How is this substantially true

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>>74344330

>People think Robertson is a good reliever when he's objectively Casilla-tier

Reminder that the Cubs will be the next dynasty in baseball and there's nothing you can do about it.

>best infield
>best outfield
>best catcher
>best rotation
>best bullpen
>best player
>best manager
>best fans
>best ballpark

How can you not like the Cubs in this day in age? No need to disrespect the game of baseball in the year 2017.

>>74344346
also forgot
>best front office
>best city
>best organization in all of baseball

>>74344306
You seem triggered by the NL's historical dominance of the Babby League. Care to explain why?

>>74344311
He's literally a semi-neckbeard cuck though. How does that make you feel, Babby League faggot?

>>74344364
>sub-.500 record in interleague
>sub-.500 record in ASG
>sub-.500 record in WS
Show me where this historical dominace is that you speak of

>>74344366
I dont care because im an adult

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>>74344346
>>74344354

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>>74344364
>calling the NL the Babby League
>the AL has more interleague wins than the NL

Reminder that a DH helped the Cubs win the World Series

Anyone hear actually wana talk about baseball without shit memes?

>>74344409
Will the Phillies lose to a college team again?

>>74344346
>>best fans

>>74344414
is hellickson pitching?

>>74344409
>without shit memes
i dont understand

>>74344409
Why are Babby League fans so triggered at the Cubs dominance of them?

>>74344440
Fuck

>>74344423
Some AA guy, but may as well be

>>74344440
>>74344441
You

>>74344444
>>74344441
right

>>74344444
Quints shitting all over lifelongs

>>74344444
HEY

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>rags

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>>74344490
FUCK YOU

Who has the best rotation going into 2017?

>>74344569
Red Sox ;(

>>74344270
>stealing a Kinkade

the homeowner should have thanked him

>>74344569
Indians

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>>74344569
Orioles
And an ENTIRE BULLPEN of Zach Brittons

>>74344637
This or Red memes. I'm just glad i don't have both in the div

>>74344569
The Mariners bullpen

>74343328
It shaves an unnecessary amount of time off of the game on average and leaves no room for error. There's a risk associated with taking the easy walk, the ball going loose and whoever is on base scoring. Now that's gone because you want 14 seconds every other game to be gone, oh that's going to draw in loads of ADD retards, you really did it. It also opens the door to other retarded rule changes to save seconds

>>74344290
>NL "fans" know so much history they forgot the first league owners that wanted a DH were the NL ones back in the 20s
Okay

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Nats

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j-jays

Now that we have a commissioner who's not afraid to make positive changes to the sport, what should his next improvement be?

How about shortening games to 7 innings? I'd definitely watch more baseball this way

I'm a long time yankee fan btw

>>74346308
There's no point in rounding the bases after a home run just go straight to the dugout. You'll save AT LEAST 20-30 seconds per hr.

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>wake up this morning
>had a dream last night already forgot what it was
>first waking though was "2011 was our year and we may never get it back"

>>74346335
How about removing first base completely?

>>74346347
Maybe we should also eliminate having to throw the ball to first after a grounder is stopped. Just make it automatic because errors slow the game down.

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>>74346335
holy shit they're unironically going to do this. it's in the exact same vein as the pitchless ibb, except even more ceremonial with less chance to fuck up. it's only a matter of time. holy shit. this is the future Manfred chose

>guys let's fundamentally change the way the game is played so we can save 20 seconds every 5 games!
Manfred should be sent to the firing squad.

Bought my tickets for the Edgar Martinez number retirement. Anyone else going?

If they really want to save time why cant they just do what they do in The Show where pressing X leads to skipping to the next play?

>>74346693
>yfw Manfred implements a simulation button that determines who should win on paper so the games don't have to be played
>yfw 3 hours of time are saved every game
It's coming

Daily reminder the the Chicago White Sox allowed their franchise to be ruined by a 12 year old child.

>>74346757
Jerry Reinsdorf is a 12 year old child?

>>74346773
Drake ruined it. Jerry helped.

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>>74346817
No. Jerry already ruined it long ago. Drake was just adding more fire to the fire.

Worst owner in all of baseball.

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>>74346840
>suing your own fans

>>74346858
Good riddance. If only jerry would follow suit.

>An AL games is on average 13 minutes longer than a NL game
>Not realizing that the DH is the problem.

Not having David Ortiz waddle his fat ass around the bases will save 15-20 seconds per game easy

>>74342880
noah was a dipshit for that
>h-h-he didn't mean t-
he threw two questionable pitches in the game at that point which is why he was ejected

>>74342880
He deserved it. If it was any other person AB then he'd had been fine but it was just too obvious.

>best closer in baseball
>best rotation in baseball
>best lineup in baseball
>best defense in baseball
>best farm system in baseball behind the Yankees and braves
>at least 3 more championships in our future
Holy shit, has there ever been a better time to be a Cubs fan? The next 7 years are going to be hell for /MLB/

>>74347286
>bandwagoning when you have the best in baseball
>never seen when Dempster was your starter, Theriot your leadoff, Soriano your cleanup, Bradley your rf, and Marmol your closer

Really makes one think

>>74347375
>he actually replied to the trip fag
Lurk moar

>>74347375
Soriano was shit, and a stain on the Cubs of the late 2000's-early 2010's. The dude never got on base, and I'll never understand why the Rangers wanted him for a-roid straight up.

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https://twitter.com/whitesox/status/834795408127766528

;_;7

Time to lock in front row tickets.

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>>74347583
Based Buehrles

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So many good memories of Buehrle

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This needs to be his statue's pose. There can be no other.

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elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat

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I still remember some time back in '10 or '11 watching some late season game where it was Buehrle vs Braden, perfect game pitcher duel.

It was a fast paced game with the score being 1-0 going into the 9th on only a lillibomb. Until ozzie came out and pulled buerhle working on an 8 inning shutout for thornton who immediately blew the save (with some help from Pierre) and then lost in the 10th from a Kurt Suzuki solo shot...

I also traveled up to Toronto for a trip where I was fortunate enough to see Buehrle pitching that day. He was smoking the twins as the jays BTFO'd them with their bats. That was nice.

Walk down memory lane. All these feels. ;_;

>>74347676
How many times have the rays been no hit?

>>74347938
Somewhere between a shit-load and a fuck-load

>>74348296
Is it more than a boat-load?

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>>74347583
It's about fucking time.

>2 walks on 8 pitches
>Northeastern

>>74348575
He didn't even officially retire yet.

>>74348877
Shit, I thought he hung them up after the last appearance for Toronto. While it would be nice to see him as a reliever, that's not going to happen.

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>>74344330
Are we Nurse posting?

>>74349052
Last year made me wish Addison Reed wasn't traded away.

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>>74349143
lol he was the best setup man in the league last year

>>74349047
I dont think he wants to do that. He's probably happy with retirement.

>>74349143
I miss kid rock so much
>>74349389
Yeah. He hasnt thrown an actual pitch in a while. Just let him unofficially retire while the sox officially retire his jersey number.

>>74349052
>he still got 2 Ws in one day that day
Fucking nurse

>>74349143
Lol damn right, best SS in the game

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>>74349868

>>74346649
How is the fishing in sevan lake

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post 'em

>Pool A: Korea, Netherlands, Israel, Chinese Taipei
>Pool B: Japan, Cuba, Australia, China
>Pool C: Dominican Republic, USA, Colombia, Canada
>Pool D: Puerto Rico, Venezuela, Mexico, Italy

>Pool E: Japan and Cuba advance
>Pool F: USA and Dominican Republic advance

>Semi-Final 1: Dominican Republic over Cuba
>Semi-Final 2: USA over Japan

>Championship: USA over Dominican Republic

>>74349389
Please don't watch our sport

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>>74350564
>our sport

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>>74342710
>mariners
>fans

>>74350652
27,999 average attendance is quite a lot of fans

>>74350667
No it's not, that's less than half of your shitty """stadium"""

>>74350667
>27,999
>a lot of fans
>shitattle """logic"""

W E W

>>74350667
lmao no it isn't

the fucking brewers and padres had a higher average last year

>>74350667
27,999 is at the bottom of the league you fucking sperg.

How about stop being a handegg and divegrass city for once, oh wait, you can't

lmaooooOOOoOOOoo

>>74350667
Lel thats less than half the stadiums mass capacity

Funny how Memeiners fans actually think their attendance is what makes them good when they're in the low 20s for league attendance

lmaooooOOOOOOoOoOOOoo

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>>74350667
>tfw average over 40k

>>74350667
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHAT SHITATTLE MEMEINERS FANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

I CANT FUCKING HELP MYSELF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74350667
Good attendance is at least 40k, you consider literally half of that a lot of fans?

lmaooooOOoOOOOooOOOOOoooo

>>74350880
>>74350849
>>74350823
>>74350815
>>74350746
>>74350739
Youre clearly saying the mariners have no fans.

What I see here is they have nearly 28k average fans. Not 0. Sperging out on your own mistakes much?

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Can we all agree to relocate this franchise to Oklahoma City?

Don't reply to this Memeiners fans

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>when his average attendance starts with 2

>>74350652
>>74350667
lol

>>74350939
That's because they fucking don't you sperg.

It's a handegg and divegrass city everyone knows that. You can't even draw 10k a game

lmaooooOOoOOOOoOOOOOooooo

>>74350940
FUCK YOU

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>>74350667

>>74351004
I said don't fucking reply to this you piece of shit.

>>74350939
28k compared to the rest of the league is terrible. That's half of the league average.

Relocation to OKC can't come any fucking sooner. I can't wait for it. I'll fucking parade all over this general and everyone except you faggots will be cheering for this.

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>>74350667

>>74350976
>>74351051
>28k avg fans
>no fans

See the problem here?

>>74351051
I would love it if Seattle got cucked again. It's in their nature.

>>74351074
Compared to the leaguewide average, that's almost HALF of it you fucking retard.

My God just stop posting. Only you agree with yourself, do YOU see the problem here?

>>74351100
All of us here on /mlb/ do, it's not just you.

Teams with a higher average attendance than the Xeattle Mariners:

1 LA Dodgers
2 St. Louis
3 Toronto
4 San Francisco
5 Chicago Cubs
6 NY Yankees
7 LA Angels
8 Boston
9 NY Mets
10 Texas
11 Colorado
12 Kansas City
13 Detroit
14 Washington
15 San Diego
16 Milwaukee
17 Houston
18 Pittsburgh

>>74351143
Saved for new thread

>>74351108
28,000 = 0

Bravo /MLB/ bravo

>>74351051
FUCK YOU

>>74351143
>15 San Diego
>16 Milwaukee
jesus christ seattle

>>74351176
18 teams have a higher attendance, buddy.

How about learn to read, do you have any social skills whatsoever?

I said earlier, stop fucking posting. You're a retard. Your team's average attendance is HALF, H-A-L-F of leaguewide average. You need to get that through your head of cleanse your own brain from radiation poisoning from Gookland

Why do people think 28k fans is good?

lmaoooooOOOOoOOOOOOoooOOOOo

Joke's on you /mlb/, our average attendance is actually 8000 when you said it was 0, don't you look stupid now lol
Go Sounders

>>74351143
Where's Cleveland? I thought they were in the world series last year?

>>74351205
Then in that case I'm not addressing you. You can stop sperging now.

I'm addressing the people who are saying the mariners have no fans.

To those who are saying the mariners have no fans:

28,000 = 0

>116 wins with no pennant, and a 28k fan average is the peak of the Mariners' existence
WEW

>>74351246
28th, below the Marlins and juuust above the Athletics and Rays

Shit thread

>>74351251
How was the weather near the stadium?
The traffic?


Do people in Seattle work for a living?

>>74351251
Then how come >>74351245 just confirmed it was under 10k you fucking retard?

I keep saying, it's HALF H-A-L-F

H
A
L
F

of what the leaguewide average is. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD GOD DAMN IT

It's like there's something really fucked up about you faggots up there. What the hell is wrong with your way of thought? I swear, just have Manfred come in and forcefully relocate you and your pathetic franchise to OKC. It will be a favor to all of us, except you and your sorry little self. You're probably not even a Mariners fan, because they don't fucking exist. What do you have to say for yourself, faggot?

>>74351286
>>74351143
So does this mean those teams with lower attendance than Seattle have- negative fans? Less than no fans?

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>>74351143
>san diego

>>74351321
The Mariners average 8,000, well below those teams.

>>74351321
You cannot defend having weaker attendance than the Milwaukee Brewers. It's impossible, and makes your entire city look worse than it already does.

Especially since WELL over half of the Seattle "attendance" was Canadians.

>>74351316
Stop sperging. In not addressing you anymore. I get it now, you are on a completely different topic. Youre saying its less than HALF the league. Okay.

I'm saying that it isn't none. Even 10,000 is not 0. I'm not addressing your point. I never was.

28,000 is not 0
10,000 is not 0
8,000 is not 0
1 is not 0

>>74351321
Most of the Mariners """attendance""" is visiting Blue Jays fans you collosal retard.

>>74351395
>I'm saying that it isn't none
Mariners "fans" are proud of this

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>this thread

>>74351427
Nice goalposts moving faggot.

>>74351395
And, do you see the problem with that?

Half of the league means your team has practically no fans compared to the rest of the 29 teams that have an average above you guys. I'm honestly baffled how Memeiners fans actually exist on /sp/, yet they only have 8,000 fans a game. What's up with that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFT5-9W89c

I miss when apeflag was still going on and there were literally zero lifelong 12s shitting up my baseball chatroom
It's going to be a long season

>>74351446
Isn't it awesome? We're helping you out here.

>>74351449
Not an argument.

You LITERALLY average 8,000 a game. What does that say for you?

>>74351485
The only problem I see are people saying the Mariners have no fans when its clear that we do. You can keep Sperging about HALF THE LEAGUE but that is not the point I was making.

8,000 is not 0.

>>74351502
Fucking this. Can't wait for the relocation too.

>>74351531
The Seattle Mariners have 0 fans. This is an undeniable bona fide fact.

>>74351531
8,000 is dead last in the league.

>>74351502
I have been here all winter
Please dont associate me with us 12s ever again

>first its 28k
>less than half of the league
>then its 8k
>less than half of the league
>now its 0
>less than half of the league

i don't get this thread's logic at all guys, how do you divide by zero?

>>74351635
I'm talking about these lifelong 12s that just showed up all of a sudden out of f*cking nowhere

>>74351531
are you so autistic that you think when someone said "lol this team has no fans" you think they are saying "this team has literally 0 fans"? is that actually what this thread is?

Isn't there a soccer game that all these 12s should be watching instead of shitting up our general?

I like baseball

>>74351807
Words that have never been spoken in or near the city of Seattle

>>74351834
how dare you insinuate that Jays fans don't love their team

>teams not related to baseball are why people hate a baseball team

autism?

>>74351844
Sorry Jays fans you guys are drunk and rude and you stab babies for fun but you're passionate about baseball

>>74351844
>american jays fans
Is there literally anything more pathetic than this?

>>74351902
Do these even exist?

>>74351902
i was making a joke you autist

someone answer my question about how you divide by 0 and how 0 fans is less than half of the league

can this general even do math?

>>74351755
Yes.

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hmmmmmmmm

>>74351755
sure why not

i don't know why its such a big deal to you though, i literally don't care if my team has a lot of fans or no fans, you seem to be so spergy about it thinking its a universal standard

>>74352046
me on the bottom right

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really cracks the ol peanut

>>74352046
300 is not 0

>>74352046
Is that a Marlin's game? I don't see the wacky fish sculpture.

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>>74352081
>those banners

>>74351143
This needs to take into account stadium size

The mariners stadium is larger than 23 teams in the league they have the ninth largest stadium in the league

>>74352081
400 is not 0