>Manchester United >there's another team in Manchester

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>Paris St German
>it's in France, not Germany

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>Real Madrid
>there actually is a Fake Madrid (pic related)

>>74340519
germain you stupid shit

>New England Patriots
>There was never an old England patriots
Explain this

It's the only Manchester that matters. When people say "Manchester" you know they're talking about United.

>>74340840
Are City customers just people that couldn't get tickets to United games?

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>Young Boys Football Club

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>Nippon Blue Jays
>It's in São Paulo (Brazil)

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>Internacional
>won its international title almost 100 years after being founded

>Botswana Meat Commission
>players get paid fixed salaries

>Liverpool
>No poo with liver

>AC Milan
>San Siro doesn't have air conditioning

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>Eden Hazard
>kick him and he ain't as hazardous as he was before

>LA Galaxy

>is located in the slums of LA.

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>Marcus Smart
>is dumb af

>>74340571
real = royal u kuk

>>74341263
>Metta World Peace
>Punches innocent crowd members

>Orlando Magic

>David Blaine isn't in the starting 5

>Utah Jazz
>Utah
>Jazz

>Steph Curry
>not an Indian female

>>74340807
Yeah there is. They're called Newcastle

>>74342060
>Newcastle
>No Oldcastle

>Ultimate Surrender
>The loser truly makes the ultimate surrender

why televised rape isn't the consequence of losing in every sport is beyond me. we truly have a long way to go as a global community.

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>The Strongest
>they're no where near to being the strongest team

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>Liverpool
>not really a pool of livers

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>Notts County
within Nottingham city centre
>Nottingham Forest
outside of the city limits

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fries
>chips

chips
>crisps

>Sheffield Wednesday
>plays on Saturday

>Reno 1868 FC
>founded in 2017

>Plymouth Argyle
>everyone drives a Vauxhall Corsa
>none are painted argyle

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>>74344200
Fries and chips are different. McDonald's sells fries, for example, but chipshops sell chips (pic related)

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>Grashoppers
>only humans on the roaster

>>74344692
>roaster
>hope solo nowhere to be seen

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>Young Boys
>average age is 26.3yo

>Newell's Old Boys
>average age is 24.7

>>74344706
kek

>>74344735
>CR7
Truly the goat.

>>74344173
They're literally both in the centre of the city and not even 200m apart you fucking reprobate

>>74343040
you should watch Australian Rules Football

>>74344735
What did he mean by this?

>>74341572
that one always get me

>Arsenal
>Not a single one of the players carries a weapon

>>74345399
Ozil probably has a bomb strapped under his shirt mate

> New York Jets
> No historical connection between New York and jets

>>74345103
The City Ground isn't in the city mate, it's in Rushcliffe
Meadow Lane is like a mile away from the city centre as well

>Aston Villa
>There certainly arent any villa's in Aston

>Chelsea
>not located near the sea

>Willem II
>There is no Willem I

>>74340488
>Manure is in Manchester

Triggered
Go fuck yourself

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>Bayern Leverkusen
>Not even in Bayern

>Juventus
>little to no Jews live there

>West Ham United
>there is no Easy Ham United

>newport county
>newport is not a county

>Old Trafford
>No New Trafford

>1. FC Koln
>are actually 7. FC Koln

>Champions League
>Runner ups compete

>>74345738
>easy
also there is an east ham

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>Juventus means youth
>nicknamed "Old Lady"

>West Ham
>entire population of Muslims deny name change because pork is haram

Guaranteed replies

>Stamford Bridge
>Not in Stamford
>Not a bridge

>heart of midlothian
>don't play in midlothian

>>74345819
>south Korea
>eat the entire part of a dog except the south part

>Stoke City
>no one is stoked to watch them play

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>>74340488
>American football
>only Africans play it and use their hands most of the time

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>europa league
>azerbaijan teams can compete

>anfield
>not afield

>New York Jets
>jets that fly into New York tend to crash into buildings

>Edmonton Oilers
>Alberta's oil industry is in one of the largest slumps it's ever seen

>>74340840
>>74340863
>>74340488
kek, love seeing foreigns talk about Manchester

Did you hairy wetback spics know that Manchester United isn't even in Manchester? Did you sisterfucking rag wearing gang war loving stinkies know that Manchester only has one football team in it, and their name is Manchester City?

Stay unwashed and uninformed lads

>>74345976
>>74345976
>>74345976
>>74345976
>>74345976

>>74345976
>a manc calling others unwas

>>74345406
thank god he never plays

>>74345976
lel, same in Germany with 1860 and Buyern München. Only 1860 is really from München. Plebs still don't get it.

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>New York Giants
>play in New Jersey

>Dallas Cowboys
>play in Arlington

>San Fransisco 49ers
>play in Santa Clara

>>74344690
Those are fries too

>>74345976
My bro is right.

>>74345703
That always bothered me

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>>74346174
No they aren't, these are fries

>>74346135
>New York Red Bulls
>play in New Jersey
>no red bulls on team
>none of the players drink Red Bull

>>74341563
Youre retarded

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>>74345881

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>>74346307
>>74346174
>a fucking leaf education
>a fucking leaf pretending to know things

>>74340519
That's Saint-Germain, not German you stupid fuck

>>74344085
FUCK YOU WE ARE

>Paris Saint Germain
>No Berlin Sankt Francois

>olympic gymnastic club nice
>don't compete in the olympics
>no gymnasts on the team
>not even nice guys

>>74340519
What does Saint Germain actually refer to? Is it a place in Paris or literally a saint?

>>74340488

Other 'Uniteds' were formed by mergers, Newton Heath literally renamed themselves 'United' just because they thought it was a cool meme.

>Oldham Athletic
>the club canteen only stocks fresh meats

>>74347267
Training ground of PSG is located in Saint-Germain, a town next to Paris (actually you could consider it a place in Paris)

>>74346267
>>74344690
these are the same stop trying to make a small distinction

>Washington redskins
>Stadium in Maryland
>Offices in Virginia

>>74345719
>Bayern Leverkusen

>>74340707
>>74341563
>>74346376
You guys really don't get this thread, do you?

>>74347267
Saint Germain is a name that is used quite a bit in French culture IIRC, for both people and places.

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>Botafogo
>don't set things on fire

>1. FC Köln
>not in first place

>team is called Borussia Dortmund

>Initials are BVB

>FC Kaiserslautern
>Has never assassinated any Kaisers

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>>74347378
>expecting leafless canada to know shits

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>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Is actually a muslim

>>74347412
>BallspielVerein

>There is a Borussia Monchengladbach
>there isn't a Bordeustche Volgograd

>Ajax FC
>use a generic brand bleach to clean their floors

>this does not fooking slip
>it literally does

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>Boca Junior
>there is no Boca Senior

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>Real Salt Lake
>no fraudulent salt lake
>no royalty in Utah or in the entire United States

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>Union Española
>Not even one spanish on the team

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>Grasshoppers
>are actually human

>>74341607
Originally the New Orleans Jazz

>>74346135
>Washington Redskins
>play in Landover, MD

>nottingham forest
>there is no tingham forest

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>Boston Celtics
>they're all black

>Partisan Belgrade
>They are actually fair and objective when assessing the relative merits of bells

>Dynamo Kiev
>The energy generated by their playing doesn't power garlic chicken

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>>74345814
>batrana doamna curva noastra

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>>74347970
>red star belgrad
>no one craxks red dwarf jokes

>San Diego Chargers
>no micros usb-b connectors on the roster

>bournemouth
>their football style ss not spicy at all

>>74346394
"Lol, we told you the date of the game by email, also fuck bolivar"

>>74348057
reddit star belgrad

>>74341572
pretty sure he was Ron Artest back then

>NY Knicks
>don't wear knickerbockers

>NY Islanders
>no longer play on Long Island

>>74348863

Brooklyn is on Long Island m8

>>74344706
DON'T

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>United Kingdom
>Only has a Queen

>Deportivo Wankas
>are mostly nice guys

>>74345599
That's not what the terrorists thought

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>>74345103
Fucking moron - Nottingham's city limits end at Trent Bridge. Nottingham Forest is in Nottinghamshire, despite claiming to be in the centre of town and a ground called the City Ground. God you newfags fucking kill me RRRRRREEEEEEE

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>Hearts
>Play without Heart

>>74345738
>west ham united
>none of the players are ham

>Club America
>plays in mexico

>blackburn
>they don't lynch niggers

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>The Los Angeles Angels

>Arsenal
>they play like arse and their players love anal

uh, epl babbs?

>>74351575
Best post itt.

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>Chicago Bulls
>haven't cucked anyone in years

>>74344706
kek

>>74347267
Both.

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>Philips Sport Vereniging

>>74347970
Took me a bit to get it. Nice one.

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>>74351613
>The Los Angeles Angels
>The The Angels Angels

>Antarctica
>no ants on the continent

>David Goodwillie
>Is a rapist

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>Cheese Makers F.C.
>the players don't actually make any sort of cheese

>>74355623
>The The Angels Angels of Anaheim
Is this the dumbest name in American sports?
It's even better than those shit MLS names like Real Salt Lake and Sporting Kansas

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>>74345599
>> No historical connection between New York and jets

>>74347267
PSG was a merger of two clubs : one from Paris and one from Saint-Germain en Laye, a rich town in the suburbs. Now that PSG training facilities are moving in another town, this name will purely be historical as the Hammers of West Ham or Wimbledon in Milton Keynes.

And a neighbourhood of Paris is named Saint-Germain too

>>74341572
underrated player, could have been a 4chan Cup player if it existed at that time

>The World Series
>Only teams from murica

>miss universe
>only grills from planet earth

>New York Jets
>Old jets crashed into their own buildings

Really insensitive desu

>>74351575
What do you think happened to Samba?

>Olympique de Marseille
>doesn't have an olympic track around the field

>Dinamo Zagreb
>runs its lights with nuclear energy

>River Plate
>implying a plate river isn't a lake

>Suwon Samsung Bluewings FC
>doesn't explode in a Rocket League-style when it scores

>Browns
>play in orange

>Supersonics
>replaced by the Thunder

>Nuggets
>not sponsored by McDonald's

>World Wrestling Entertainment
>entertaining

>6 Nations tournament
>4 countries and 7 nations

>Zenit St-Petersburg
>plays half of the year in the dark

>For The Good Of The Game™
>plans a 48 teams World Cup in Qatar

>New York
>not the head city of New York State

>Washington
>not in Washington