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Schaub is God
Carlos Condit
>>74334466
Just took a huge Schaub, lads.
>>74334466
"Schaub is dead" - Nietzsche
>>74334461
How much do you guys bench
Whats a schaub to Artem?
>>74334461
>>74334462
>>74334466
>>74334480
>>74334481
>>74334483
I keep forgetting the avg age here is 19.
>>74334502
>hes not 19
Loser, would heem
>>74334461
That's a nice picture you got there OP
>>74334500
425 lbs x 5 reps
you?
>>74334502
I'm old enough to have a 19 year old.
>>74334502
Ackshually, we did a strawpoll a while back and the average was closer to 26.
"I honestly don't see how Derrick Lewis wins this one", they said
>>74334466
You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/
>>74334520
dam are you on designer peds
I bench 225 lbs x 50 reps
>>74334522
No one cares about some strawpoll with a bunch of samefag replies.
>>74334549
i care
Who does bigg rigg fight next, he would unironically heem bizbing
>>74334545
Actually, you are.
>>74334555
Because youre a dumb teenager.
>>74334565
Boetsche.
>>74334574
No you are the biggest loser.
Why are people responding to the fake picks guy?
I would unironically heem all of you losers
I would unironically heem the guy above me.
>/r9k/
Now we know for sure the guy is a loner loser
>>74334616
*flicks a jab at you*
Try something pussy
>>74334574
how much do you weigh senpai?
be honest
>>74334625
Jabs are a waste of time.
>>74334629
t.hollywood shill
>>74334587
I'm not the fake picks guy. I had the picks done but then I got banned and couldn't post for 3 days because my IP is static lol.
>>74334639
>>74334629
more like
>t. karatefag
>>74334657
Do you live in a college dorm?
>>74334657
Nope you're the fake picks guy. You haven't goofed anything in the last 4 events despite taking picks.
>SOOPAH SMASH DIAZ BROTHAS
Are we supposed to take british "people" seriously after this incident?
>>74334629
it's literally the realest sport though objectively
>>74334680
no
>>74334681
i literally only took picks for this last event not the past 4 lol, i would leave this one to someone else but since it's upsetting you i'm definitely doing this one
>>74334685
Who was that? I forgot.
>>74334709
Keep lying:
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/HEEM%20PREDICTS%20UFC%20208.png/
>>74334709
Well then why didnt you just change your MAC to get a new IP from your ISP?
>>74334731
Static IP
>>74334745
Ok so youre just dumb and dont know how to change router setting. Got it.
>>74334731
ew creepy hacker get out
>20-1
When will he get his shot?
>>74334718
Wow you should be a criminal investigator with skills like that lol. At least one person always does that. I've literally never posted heem predicts xxx and not taken picks.
>>74334731
Mine doesn't work that way. I would have to call them to change it and I don't care that much I only came on here when people were spamming "blacked" after Travis lost.
>>74334793
>I've literally never posted heem predicts xxx and not taken picks.
Prove it.
>>74334685
>>74334681
>>74334796
Actually it was me the whole time
>>74334786
>best fighters
>getting title shots
Lol
Friendly reminder that /r/mma has 250,000 subscribers while heem has 100 losers including a a homosexual scatposter and a black racebaiter.
>>74334793
>Mine doesn't work that way.
Thats what you think because youre dumb. I already explained twice how to do it and youre too stupid to even understand.
Must really suck being a teenager that doesnt know basic computer shit. What are you gonna do when fast food jobs get automated?
>>74334761
Doesn't work with every ISP. I had someone explain it to me who I trust and unironically does networking for a living.
>>74334826
Then maybe you should stick there loser.
>>74334829
This
>>74334831
The person I asked about it said it doesn't work. I know exactly what you're talking about and know how to do that. He's a network engineer he used to work for microsoft lol.
>>74334826
Really puts things in perspective.
>>74334842
Sure bud. Have fun serving 3 day bans like a bitch lol.
>>74334851
Exactly what does it put into perspective? If you love reddit so much then stick to posting there, they don't have to worry about scat or spam cause their site isn't based on anonymity and they have tons of mods
>>74334859
He's in charge of 500 people I'll take his word over yours lol.
>>74334885
Really? Youre taking a professionals opinion over an autistic shitskin who spams 4chan 24/7? Really activates my almonds.
>>74334885
And my uncle is the president of the ufc
>>74334921
>autistic shitskin who spams 4chan 24/7
You got me confused with someone else, bud.
this is the NASA announcement they were talking about on JRE last night
>>74334826
>and a black racebaiter.
I know you ain't talking about me..BOI
How would he do in the UFC?
>>74334629
yea nah. thats just some angry weeb who still believes in kung fu
>>74335131
>got raped in prison
>thinks he has a chance in the UFC
>>74335131
He can fight Tyron and see how he does.
>>74335131
where have i seen that look before
>>74335131
what scene of fight club is this from?
>>74335256
>>74335276
fight club is a stupid film
>>74335131
In UFC ? not that well, goat in Pride however
1 year anniversary coming up
test
>>74335298
now that the dust has eventually settled
was he S H O O K
>>74335434
based diaz
>>74335434
I like how conor's coach had to get on twitter and defend that flinch lol
>>74335434
>Jake Shields behind Diaz getting ready to throw the bottle
i see now where the seed was first planted
>Champion : Joanna Jedrzejczyk
>1 Claudia Gadelha
>2 Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>3 Jessica Andrade
>4 Rose Namajunas
>5 Tecia Torres
>6 Michelle Waterson
>7 Joanne Calderwood
>8 Carla Esparza
>9 Randa Markos *NR
>10 Paige VanZant
>11 Maryna Moroz
>12 Felice Herrig
>13 Jessica Aguilar
>14 Jessica Penne
>15 Justine Kish *NR
Find a flaw.
I need webm of Lewis killing Browne
>>74334822
the sad truth
>Jacare
>Maia
>Cyborg
>>74335611
You forgay homero
At what age did you realise women's MMA was a mistake?
>>74335625
Childhood is idolising heavyweights. Adulthood is understanding that women are smart, funny, and good fighters.
>>74335622
>look mom i posted it again
>s-stop running away
>>74335660
Smart and funny, yes, good fighters no.
>>74335622
what is with all the empty space
>>74335544
>wmma
>>74335689
lol
>>74335544
just fucking terrible
not your list
women fighting
they're fucking atrocious
>>74335691
I'm gonna add more fighters
>>74335635
>>74335652
>“The one thing I did hear him talk about was very ignorant of him to even mention,” Browne said. “It is what it is. The great thing about this sport is you’re going to be held accountable for your words come fight night. I plan on doing so.”
Weidman had to poop when he fought Vitor. Lewis had to poop during the fight with Browne. They both destroyed their opponents.
>>74335769
Chiesa also had to poop when he fought Dariush
>>74335769
Who did Yoel have to poop against?
>>74335622
>Gooby is so short that the line above him has to be put at an angle
kek
>>74335544
lol you ever watch a little bit of an established woman's sport? like the fucking all star game of the WNBA? the best in the world and they are fucking painful to watch. now in the UFC you have these women who are relative to other sports even shittier athletes, considerably shittier and they're fighting one another lol
>>74335787
chiesa's striking is so bad when is someone going to knock him out
>>74335796
You sound awfully bitter.
>>74335790
It loses its power if you release it.
>>74335790
Yoel did poop
>>74334634
t. Casual
Is Black Beast eternally Heem's boy?
>>74335910
>Not knowing who said that
t.casual
if you do /no fap/ and /no poop/ will you become a better fighter?
>>74335622
>Pleb tier has the best fighters
Wonder what you meant by this
>WOMEN'S FEATHERWEIGHT
>No rankings available for this selection.
Find a flaw.
>>74334822
Jimmie Rivera isnt close to the best fighter at 135
>>74335544
>Randa going from unranked to 9th
>with record barely above .500
>>74335940
>best fighters
You might want to check again dummy
>>74336006
>Who is Mark Hunt
>>74335936
remember a post-fight interview behind the scenes where a fighter's wife tells some coach after a win "that's what happens after no sex for a week!" or something. might have something to it.
>>74336008
I stand by my statement, pal
>tfw I could heem every here
50-0
>>74335936
Shitting yourself is automatic TKO now so thats a risky tactic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQTA_Hnde8
>>74336050
this
>>74336020
That was Hendo's wife/gf.
>>74335982
Who does he have to beat to get a title shot? Mizugaki?
>>74336075
yeah that was it, forgot who it was.
>>74336020
>for a week
>>74336096
imagine the strength you get after a whole year!
What did she do to her face?
Its so fucking horid now
>>74336140
It's just the hair.
>>74336050
>illiterate senior citizen of color gets brutally beaten by a small Irish hooligan
>>74336140
>wmma fighters without makeup
>>74336177
Isn't he taller than Floyd?
>>74336140
women over the age of 24 were a mistake
>>74336050
Not gonna lie, former Conor fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching McGregor crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy beat Floyd
Tim Kennedy: american hero, official fighter of /heem/
>>74336218
>>74336218
epin meme bro xD
heem yourself
>tfw every single person in the division and maybe some amateur boxers would beat bizbing in a fight
>he's the champion
Kek
>>74336302
>most UFC wins
>easily beaten
>>74334689
Mountaineering and fighting. That's as amazing as it gets for sports.
>>74336280
Say that to my face faggot see what happens
>>74336260
>>74336363
"this is what happens when you have USADA"
>>74336363
Irrelevant webm, gastelum loses in a 1v1 in the mountains of afghanistan 10/10 times
>>74336402
Cause they don't test for roids there
>>74336444
>testing for roids is good
>USADA does anything but catch people too retarded to pass the "tests" while using
>>74336462
many people probably still use, but the game has definitely changed
>>74336324
>>most UFC wins
He's only ever beaten one good fighter in their prime and it was a complete fluke.
How confident are you that Thompson will beat Woodley?
>>74336484
They still use PED's but definitely less than they used to
reminder
if 3 steaks aren't cutting it, eat 4-5 steaks MINIMUM a day and move up a weight class to get bigg
>>74336349
I would if you weren't such a manlet
>>74336559
heem yourself pedo
>>74336531
Wonder if bigg riggs steakhouse will make a comeback now that hes back in form, always good to have a family business so he can pass it on to his son Rigg "small rigg" hendricks
>>74336524
I think Wonderboy will make the proper adjustments and win a clear unanimous decision that Woodly will cry about
I'm black btw
also I'm a girl btw
>>74336524
that little fuccboi is gonna get tossed around like a ragdoll
Is Serra-Longo a meme gym?
>>74336524
Woodley finishes the job this time.
>>74336583
Are we pretending that Riggs performance was something great ? Are we pretending ? Are we pretending ?
>>74336628
Best gym in New York
>>74336077
Marlon Vera
>>74336647
Don't know how 2 judges scored it 30-27.
>>74336639
>black man finishing a job
nice meme
>>74336513
Complete Luke
>>74336628
No, its by far the comfiest gym out there.
>ywn eat Italian food with Serra and Longo
>>74336302
>>74336559
yikes
>>74336764
>>74336742
Lombard barely landed anything and couldnt take him down
HEEMINDER
>Look what happens when I fight the #13 in the ranking! Look what happens when Michael Bisping fights the #13 in the ranking! . I heard that the scared Bisping talked some crap about me, lying, because he doesn't have more excuses not to step inside the Octagon with me, exactly how cowards do. He said I looked like an amateur standing with the #13 ranked middleweight (Tim Boetsch), but we all remember how he left the fight against the #13 ranked middleweight (Dan Henderson). You were beat up! You're stupid, Bisping! After getting knocked out by Hendo's brutal right hand, you had seven years to learn, and when you fought again you couldn't even defend the same right hand that put you to sleep. . He talked about my body, too. This weird thing about noticing other athletes' bodies. You can work for USADA and do my tests, that's the closest you'd get to me without being afraid. And you'd better invest in your career as a blogger or writer, because you're not a real fighter!! #TeamJacare . #BeMoreHuman Reebok
>>74336909
J A C A G O A T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2R6Ah3lSzM
EMBEDDED
>>74336909
>all these bitter fighters against BispGOAT
>>74336194
Conor is, Kona isn't
>>74336909
>Roidhues thinking they matter.
>Needing someone to manage your social media because you are literally retarded.
lmao
Horiguchi signed with Rizin, Sad!
>>74336909
Based Jacare blowing out the paper champ 2bh
If Schaub kept fighting he'd probably be at the top of the division right now.
>If the last guy to lose to Travis Browne when he was with Edmond kept fighting he'd probably be at the top of the division right now.
Really made me think.
>>74337151
Agreed. His pure athleticism would carry him to the top in this USADA era.
I'd kill to see him rematch Travis.
>>74337151
No but we would have an awesome webm of him getting heemed by derrick lewis right now
>>74337151
When Swab retired he robbed us of some really nice heem highlights. In his very short career, he was able to get heemed better than anyone else I know.
>>74337151
Explain to me how he would handle Ngannou
>>74337198
>>74337265
I didn't say he'd beat either but he'd be in the mix for sure.
>>74337234
Wow
When you put it this way it really makes your noodles tingle.
Thank you based Scoob, provider of timeless webms. You left us too soon.
>>74337191
Meathead la
>>74337265
By presenting his boipuccy
>>74337197
>>74337198
>>74337234
>>74337265
cute meme but he cant come back, his opponents would be charged with Desecration of a human corpse
>>74337234
>>74337299
samefag
>>74337298
>he'd be in the mix for sure.
LOL no he wouldn't
>>74337317
>>74337234
You h8ers sure are persistent with your h8ing. Makes me realize your entire life is fueled by rage and vitriol. Just know I love you all. I am here for you as a scapegoat to your personal issues. Get well soon and may Schaub bless your hearts.
>>74337321
I'd laugh my ass off if my ex did the same. If I even had forced myself to care about her.
>>74337321
Why do you still care about what your ex is doing? She's an ex for a reason.
>>74337325
jej off a ledge brotha
anyone have a webm of the Black Beast ko?
>>74337483
If she marries a dude after knowing him for a year that oughta tell you something about her. And if you miss her that much it oughta tell you something about yourself.
You're good enough my man. You're way better than you think you are.
>>74337483
>I didn't want it to end
What are you, a faggot?
>>74337483
i know that feel bro
my ex is dating an averagecute blonde boy who's shorter than her
Alexis Davis VS Cindy Dandois set for UFC Fight Night 108
>
>When I started, I had nothing. Nothing. I needed everything. But when you start [to earn money], you starting collecting things: I want this, I want this, I want that. The purpose is not collecting things, though. The purpose is to do something great. Finish the dream you started.
>I want to help my family, first, of course, but then I want to give opportunity to children in my country like me who have a dream to become a doctor or something. If I reach my dream, it will give me the opportunity to help those in my country who have their own dreams and nothing else to fulfill them.
>I want to give some opportunity for children like me who dream of this sport and don’t have an opportunity like me. The last time I was in Cameroon, I brought a lot of materials for boxing and MMA to open a gym. Now I just bought a big space to start the gym, as well. A lot of children now in Cameroon, because of me, they have a dream. They say, ‘I will be a champion in MMA. I will do boxing like Francis,’ because they saw me when I was young. I didn’t have anything. I didn’t have any opportunity. And today, they see me, and they are dreaming. They are thinking that something is possible. Even when they are so poor, something is possible in life. … It's not easy. It's so hard, but it's possible.
>>74337623
>moms in their 30s: the sport
>>74337623
Isn't Cindy a FW?
>being triggered by women
wew
>>74337546
Thanks Russia
>>74337580
Yes
>>74337614
Urijah Faber is an ass desu
>>74337623
What a joke.
>>74337661
Based Ngannou
>While recovering from a site issue, we lost some older images. Please post some new ones to make up for it!
What did they mean by this?
>>74336909
>Y-Y-Youre ducking me!!!
>B-But i'll just be a good USADA'd bitch and beg for fights that arent you!!
>>74337661
>>74337747
He didn't beg for Boetsch you idiot. He has literally been denied a title shot all the way from when Weidman was still champ.
>>74337623
>>74337664
>"May I speak with the manager?"
>>74337623
>Cindy Dandois
she has a win over Meeeeegan, interesting
>>74337623
the blonde kissed miesha once. p cute
>>74337483
>Its a fucking bald white guilted numale too for fucks sake.
Dude just be happy knowing their marriage will probably fail. Time is on your side.
Which analyst has the best record of picking fights? Picture highly unrelated.
>>74337855
This
How old is she OP?
>>74337906
Ken Flo has a decent record on the podcast but they only tend to pick 3 or so fights each card.
>>74337765
Uh yeah he did bud
>i-i-i cant stay complacent, i gotta take another f-fight!!
And now already talking about taking another fight or two because he's a DNB with zero initiative. He could've easily schmoozed his way into a title fight long ago, but he decides to do exactly what the UFC wants and makes himself irrelevant
Lost battalion
>>74337674
Remember we have WFW now
>>74337958
>He could've easily schmoozed his way into a title fight long ago
You're a literal 196er
>>74337855
Knowing my luck it won't. How can you be so sure it will fail.
>>74337931
23
>>74338015
You got BTFO kid. Keep dickriding the Poosada'd Jackass Souza though
>>74337855
>just be happy knowing their marriage will probably fail.
What a terrible mindset to have. Very small minded, the best mindset to have is to move on and forget about her. Not sitting on your hands refreshing her social media hoping to see things have gone wrong for her.
>>74338049
You don't know a single thing you're saying 203er
>>74338073
No one cares, you drooling retard. You got thoroughly BTFO
>>74338100
>i-i-if i keep repeating myself then i win hehe BTFO
True aspie.
>>74338042
Its always darkest before the dawn
>>74338113
Lmaoing @ your raging booger eating ass
>>74338121
Schaub bless you brother. Everything will be smooth as butter. Good luck my man!
>>74338121
>i think it might actually be go time
Are you a black father?
>>74338042
>23 yr old girl marries nu male in the current year
what could possibly go wrong
>>74338067
dude he can feel that way AND move on with his life. Search for true love while knowing the one that got away is likely to fail with her cuck husband
>>74338137
>exposed himself as a casual and is now seething
Lol
>>74337855
ur the biggest sucker in heem
>>74338156
I was aware you did that, yes. You havent debated anything for quite some time
>>74338121
Naming after fighter right?
>>74338151
>he can feel that way AND move on with his life
No he can't. That's a literal beta mindset. Just move on with your life lol who cares what someone else is doing with theirs.
>numale
As if you'd feel much better if the guy was a Chad? quit looking for excuses to cope.
>>74338121
is it a boy or girl? either way name it Dana
>>74338151
>he doesn't realize numales are what women want
>not wanting a guy who treats you like a person instead of an object
Heem yourseld Canada. You might as well move to the US
Can /heem/ analyze any weaknesses in Ngannou's style? What is the worst match up for him?
>>74338190
>"never had been in love" the post
Lol just move on dude!
>>74338121
Sure, adan. Sure.
>>74338176
>This casual doesn't know that Jacare has been the #1 contender since 2015
>This casual doesn't know Dana said Jacare was next in line at UFC 194 until they screwed him over by booking Luke instead
>This casual doesn't know Jacare was offered to Luke as a replacement for Weidman at UFC 199 and Luke cried about it and chose Bisping instead
>This casual doesn't know Jacare was going to fight Luke recently in Australia until Luke chickened out AGAIN
>This casual just wrongly admitted that Jacare asked for Tim Boetsch
>This casual bought into the "nattygoat" meme despite Bisping never beating anyone
>State of this casual(you)
>>74338180
There's only one possibly choice.
>>74337765
People forget weidman would pull out of fights from injuries often asf. Vitor and Luke rockhold got resheduled a few times.
Glad he isn't the champion for that reason. He is one of my favs tho.
>>74338262
I've been in 2 long-term relationships kid. Meanwhile you're probably crying about something that lasted 3 months lol
>>74338286
What a fraud and disapointment to whites
>>74338262
That dude in red also has a really good chin and Ngannou just folds him up
>>74338280
>The Usada'd favela that is Jacare's body
>>74338312
2.5 years is pretty long imo
>>74338354
>The only guy not to get finished by Romero in the UFC is USADA'd
What's wrong with casuals(you)?
>>74338318
>heem told me to bet against Gall
>>74338312
>i got dumped twice
maybe fix that toxic attitude and quit arguing with little kids on 4chan and somebody will want to stick with you
>>74338280
Do you not understand my entire point of him being unable to capitalize on all of your points?
Of course not
LMAO
>>74338121
instead of spending the night with ur newborn leave it and go get drunk with your friends on a podcast
>>74338121
imagine how btfo you would feel if it came out hundo percent white
>>74338406
>This projecting
Telling someone to forget about their ex isn't toxic bud.
>>74338280
Jacare rejected the fight against Luke at 199 because of knee surgery
>unironically being a Jacare nuthugger
wew
>*blocks your path*
>What did you mean when you said I was going to lose, anon?
>>74338280
how is Jacare #1 contender if Yoel is #1 contender
>>74338479
the champ is here
>>74338417
what the fuck, he gets heemed dead by a light tap.
>>74338435
>implying a white woman would have ex with adan
>>74338479
Tyron is one ugly motherfucker, he looks like Jaden Smith with down syndrome
>>74338479
>*avoids haymaker and takedown for the first two rounds*
>*Jabs you when you're gassed with your back against the fence*
Too easy, kid.
>>74338594
He's objectively handsome.
>>74338594
He's a beautiful voluptuous black man
My daughter would love him
>>74338580
>gets heemed dead by a light tap.
just schob things
>r-r-emember me?
>>74338613
the interim champ is here
>>74338580
He has a glass everything. Looks like it was a slap that stunned him.
How the fuck does Travis lose? Lewis was gassed after losing the first round.
Idiot should have fought safe
>>74338648
>>74338661
>lewis was gassed
>>74338701
dude I'll go into butterfly, that'll show these yoga bitches whats up
>>74338661
Because he doesn't know how to jab
When is Cain fighting next? I really wanted to see him vs. Steepay.
>>74338723
Schaub blocked every shot and wasn't remotely close to going out. This honestly makes me so angry I need to go hit something.
>>74338637
Still
Where Adan fine azz wife at?
>>74338723
What did Travis say to Schaub at the end?
>>74338844
she's preggo dude
who else keeping it simple but classy?
>>74338866
"Talk all the shit you want now, motherfucker."
Trump was cage-side to watch the GOAT
>>74338875
>no /whiteboi/i
>>74338868
That's what, 14th month ?
How would he do in the UFC?
>>74338925
Would be a beast desu. Can't believe Rogan rejected him as a guest on JRE.
>>74338952
>Rogan rejected him as a guest on JRE.
source?
>>74338479
47 46
>>74338661
He wasn't gassed, he had gas
>having to filter heem
>having to announce you are filtering heem
>>74338875
Sad!
DC is P4P R4R one of the greatest of all time
>>74339100
succ4succ
guess the fighter
Can she defeat Claudia in battle?
>>74339147
Jessica Andrade
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
>>74339147
what is this pose called
If Holloway and Aldo fight to unify the featherweight belt everyone knows it won't be for the real belt. It will be to become a paper champion only. Both fighters were dominated by the real featherweight champ. The champ champ. The double champ. The Notorious one. Conor McGregor.
>>74339147
Erick Silva post-USADA
>>74339167
She's a bootleg copy of Joanna Yonejaycheck. She'd get smothered in 3 rounds, and Gadhela could probably beat her in the standup.
>>74338009
You know what I want to see. I want to see a legit 170 pounder #10 welterweight fight gabbi Garcia in rizin.
If I was Paul Daley (good enough skill wise.) I would contact rizin and just fight her under a wrestling name and wear a mask the entire time. So nobody can talk shit about beating up a girl.
>>74339167
wew this thing can tear you to shreds
>>74339185
FTW is as stacked as ever with or w/0 Conor McPooper
>>74339191
Gabi would get her teeth kicked in by Horiguchi.
>>74339185
That is true, and that's how you sell the hype. McGregor will be the aggressor when he rechallenges for the "145lb belt".
> Jew're the paypah champ, yeh.
> I got deh real 145lb belt *brings out his belt*
> Yew'll doo fukin nuttin Joezayyy
> Therrr teeen seekuns
>>74339167
Not a chance.
>>74339191
Daley would absolutely murder Gabi, her stand up is shocking.
>>74339147
clawjuh
>>74339193
I disagree my man, I'd think you'd be surprised
>>74339175
Oh shit, Gavin McInnes.
You now remember Eddie Alvarez.
>>74339236
Said no one ever
>>74339175
>>74339236
>its a Rogan has a white supremacist on episode
getting boring now
>>74339247
Was never my boy
>>74339236
Whats up with the pens in pocket lol
>>74339236
That's the retard who decided Christianity is true as an adult. lol
>>74339185
t.mandrama casual
>>74339261
>>74339267
Conor did dominate both of them though. He is the one true champ until he loses to another FW. If anything pretending that Aldo and Holloway are fighting for the real belt is mandrama.
>>74339247
First time I ever saw lelator was while channel surfing and Eddie standing rear naked chocked somebody, was pretty cool
>>74339284
If you don't defend your belt for over a year, it gets taken away from you and other people get to fight for it. That's how it has always been CASUAL
>>74339291
>culturally beneficial
Lol
>>74339256
Dude he invented Vice.
>>74339292
Aldo went longer without defending the belt than Conor did prior to getting stripped.
He did another time, between Mendes 2 and Conor.
B T F O
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F
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>>74339307
I dont care and so should no one else
>>74339307
I thought Vice was very liberal, but this guy is a conservative?
>>74339303
>>74339191
Mighty Mouse vs. Gabi. MAKE IT HAPPEN SAKAKIBARA
>>74339291
idiot
>>74339315
>wahhhhh the guy who has never defended a single belt in his career got stripped wahhhhhh
My boy is back.
>>74339236
whos this goof
>>74339318
he's a retard he became a catholic as an adult, no one who does that has anything of value to say
>he doesn't have cocaine runnin through his motherfuckin' system
>>74339339
he lost the belt on a technicality. He dominated both of the challenger and the "champion". Not even that big of a Conor fan.
Sam Alvey vs. Johny Hendricks who wins?
>>74339370
my heart
>>74339307
he was hired as an editor and cashed out for 5M, meanwhile Vice is pushing 3B. dumb luck and too stupid to get carried
>>74339318
he does whatever just to be different, he's a pure hipster. also stuck a dildo up his ass on his radio show iirc
>>74339385
Not the fans
>beats Silva
>beats Rockhold
>beats Hendo
If he beats Yoel, you guys will still not give him the credit he deserves
>>74339385
Johny, Alvey is pretty easy to beat if you are a well rounded fighter.
>>74339396
>he was hired as an editor and cashed out for 5M, meanwhile Vice is pushing 3B
ouch
>>74339370
cute
demien maia vs. johny hendricks at 185 who wins?
>>74339421
Hendricks KOs him
>>74339400
You're right I don't give him credit for barely making it past two 40 year olds out of their prime.
Wasn't Big Rigg the guy with the shortest reach in WW, at least at the time he was there? lol
do you think he'll get killed by top 15 guys?
Unironically who wins Johny Hendricks or Bisping?
>>74339437
>do you think he'll get killed by top 15 guys?
top 5 probably but MW is pretty weak outside of that
Coralsprings do you train at Coconut Creek? Have you at least been there? You're so close to some of the best fighters.
>>74339437
He'll get fucked when he faces a real middleweight
he's just a low level gate keeper for that division, he isn't gonna be challenging for the title
>>74339467
It was fun until he got him stoned and drunk. He already talks like he took 120MGs of Adderall why the fuck did they allow that?
You now remember Korean Zombie's KO comeback win
>>74339453
6,7,8,9,12,13,14,15 i would say he has a chance at beating. big rigg could meme his way into the top 5 at MW but the current 1-5 would probably tool him pretty hard
>>74339485
wasn't really a comeback he wasn't in any danger
but it was a nice KO
How does Yoel get away with roiding? How does Cyborg?
>>74339455
ATT is very expensive. I trane BJJ at a local gym. I do work out occasionally at the LA fitness in Coconut Creek. I've seen Bigfoot Silva there and saw Overeem there a few years ago when he was with Blackzillians.
>>74339487
yeah with the right match making he can. I still think he should welcome GSP back.
>>74339432
>barely beating Silva
Watch it again, buddeh
>>74339500
I thought you were well off? You still live with your parents? How much is it?
thinking of starting doing BJJ lads, gi or no gi?
>>74339535
i hate gis, but then again i never wear underwear i'm an autist
>>74339292
DC should be stripped then.
Derrick Lewis vs. Rumble "The Woman Beater" Johnson, who wins?
>>74339535
go with the best gym you can afford in your area
>>74339535
you're gonna have to move to another country lad
>>74339437
He will smash the entire division. They all suck.
>>74339535
do no gi but buy a gi anyway in case you ever need to intimidate someone
>>74339499
I got a phd in sport science listen up
usada doesnt test 24/7, this allows them to cycle their drugs which are specificly selected to time around the tests
Do you believe you would beat Dana White?
>>74339494
>he wasn't in any danger
Why so dumb?
it really turned out well that WME took Browne vs Lewis off of UFC 208 and made it its own main event. It could have possibly made 208 better but then the last fight night would have been trash. I dont think they get enough credit for doing that
>>74339530
Not revealing personal info.
For BJJ I believe it's like $100 monthly.
>>74339594
it looks like bader has a weird finger in that picture
>>74339549
DC had a chance to defend it at UFC 200 but it fell through. Magiga literally ran away to fight an inconsequential fight at 170 lbs....twice
>>74339591
This is when Claudia shoots up
>>74339615
>ywn get ejected from your fighter jet with claudia and then take a selfie while you watch your plane go down in flames
Coral Springs, why do you love Schaub do much anyway?
>>74339603
oh that's cheap, i thought you were going to say $5,000/hour like couture charges
>>74339608
>DC had a chance to defend it at UFC 200 but it fell through
He had a chance to defend it against Mousasi and ducked.
> ran away to fight an inconsequential fight at 170 lbs
RDA deliberately injured himself to avoid fighting McGregor and then Aldo ducked a rematch, and Edgar pretended that a mild niggling injury preventing him from fighting, too.
>>74339630
There are some bullshit registration fees and suck as well.
>>74339625
because he's an inspiration to everyone who got brain damage from being bad at your job
>>74339632
t. 194er
>>74339625
>Best personality on TUF 10
>Entertaining fighter
>Intelligent MMA analysis
>Naturally funny and warmhearted
>Consistent in uploading new content
These are really the main reasons I am such a massive fan.
>>74339632
>Mousasi
Literally no good reason for this dude to get a title shot of any kind.
>>74339625
because pic related
truely an inspiration for everyone
khabib is going to smother him and his 10th planet meme jitsu won't do him any good right
Rate these Bellator salaries:
Josh Thomson ($10,000)
Veta Arteaga ($6,000 + $6,000 = $12,000) def. Brooke Mayo ($8,000)
James Terry ($3,000 + $3,000 = $6,000) def. J.C. Llamas ($2,500)
Nikko Jackson ($1,000 + $1,000 = $2,000) def. Cesar Gonzalez ($1,000)
Juan Cardenas ($1,000 + $1,000 = $2,000) def. Luis Vargas ($1,000)
Bobby Escalanate ($1,000 + $1,000 = $2,000) def. Anthony Do ($1,500)
Jeremy Murphy ($1,200 + $1,200 = $2,400) def. Matt Ramirez ($1,800)
J.J. Okanaovich ($1,500 + $1,500 = $3,000) def. Zach Andrews ($1,500)
Justin Tenedora ($1,000 + $1,000 = $2,000) def. Roque Reyes ($1,000)
Martin Sano ($2,000) vs. Diego Herzog ($2,500) ruled majority draw
Gaston Bolanos ($4,000 + no win bonus = $4,000) def. Abner Perez ($1,000)
Abraham Vaesau ($1,000 + $1,000 = $2,000) def. Dominic Sumner ($1,000)
>>74339625
He has mental issues. The actual truth is he wanted recognition on this anonymous imageboard the same way "canadian OP" was, so he began his obnoxious avatarfagging that's been going on for almost 2 years now. Just to be recognizable on this dumb website in this dumb general.
>>74339673
You forgot to add their sponsors, which racks them each AT LEAST $100,000/year
>>74339681
I'm sure guys fighting on 1k/1k have LOTS of sponsors
>>74339673
>U-UFC no pay its fighters!!!!
Lol
>>74339694
>c-call us back rory! we have reebok hats!
>>74339673
>Josh Thomson ($10,000)
JUST
>>74339688
Same here bud. I imagine most of them have at least 10 sponsors, and 10 more waiting to sponsor them.
>>74339147
nice bulge
>>74339673
>fake news
>>74339708
Oh yeah, you can basically read Fortune 500 list on trunks of these guys
did I miss any good stuff with Gavin on JRE, just tuned in 5 min ago
*raises paw*
How do you see Vannata/Teymur going?
>>74339760
>Alexa Glasso
>>74339500
They have LA Fitness all the way in Florida? Did it used to be a Bally's?
just took a big brown in the toilet lads
>>74339790
How many wipes did it take to get all the schwab off your ass?
Daily reminder Bisping is the current UFC middleweight world champion and has more title defences than Rockhold
>>74339767
lando will get outstruck, teymur is a technically superior kickboxer
>>74337906
spergOP
>10/12 on UFC on Fox 23
>10/10 on UFC 208
>8/11 on UFC FN 105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilzvNrzJfvA
New from Maurice, pretty cool
Who the fuck is this pocket protector hipster dork on rogancast?
>>74339760
DassabessoGrasso
>>74339868
Co-creator of Vice
>>74339885
Grasso is getting cut btw
>>74339928
keep wishing
>>74339938
She needs to get nude
>>74339928
I don't think so buddy
>>74339928
Maybe if she loses 5 in a row
Islam getting BTFO on JRE right now
>>74339928
They aren't cutting hot chicks, Curran and Eye are still on the roster
>>74339953
Never Judaism though hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>74339437
rigg should fight gsp for a shot at bisping/romero winner
Cutting qt pi's ever
Grasso isnt that good looking
>>74340005
Compared to the rest of the roster, she's like a 10/10 in the WMMA world. In normal California, she's a 5/10
>>74340005
keep telling yourself that m8. grasso post fight is still 3 points higher than any chick you'll ever get
>elbows too pointy xD
>lol >wymyn am i rite gentlemen?
>>74340005
its just a meme dude
>>74340014
Lol she's not gonna kiss you for whiteknighting her, virgin
>>74339953
why though Mackachev is p good
holy shit these truth bombs on JRE
Were are the brits at?
>>74340009
>>74340014
Michelle Waterson
>d-dont insult my average looking waifu loser!!!!
adan and spergop confirmed for inbred
>>74340005
heem urself my man
Grasso is a strong 8/10
>>74340050
since when is spergop a muzzie
>>74340060
i give her a strong 6 to light 7
>>74340060
Adan, where is the 10/10 grasso? I need a fap
>waifu-wars
The downside of mandrama casuals joining /heem/
>>74340067
Where you been?
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/74309185/#74314697
>>74340027
she looks so rattled
don't worry bb i will make you feel good
>>74340060
10/10 cutie imo
>>74340089
What am I looking for?
>You're an atheist right?
>No, I'm a nothin
What a dumbass.
>>74340027
>4/1 favorite
>>74340114
Who are you quoting?
>>74340114
he's pretty clearly an agnostic theist
I miss Estoniabro
>>74340089
its the timezone bro that was going around at 2 AM
in fact its 12.33 am right now and usually im asleep but im being a degenerate now
>>74340130
He posted here a few days ago
>when i hear that, how can people not believe in god?
>storing information in cells is magic!
this hipster faggot is a fucking simpleton. he really thinks he understands genetics because le miracle of birth.
>>74340162
For real
>>74339846
whats this slags problem
I miss pre-Aldo Irish posters
>>74340179
i miss pre-blacked.com white posters
>tfw 22-5 bareknuckle boxing record
>tfw 17-0 streetfighting record
Can any man stand against me?
>they're smarter than me
Woooooah! Hold on there a second! Smarter than Rogan. Joe Rogan?!
>>74340210
Jonah Hill would heem you
>>74340213
Any other UFC fighters that are bogpilled?
Can someone remind me why chris is /ourguy/?
>>74339267
>>74339292
>>74339339
>t. complete and utter faggot
reminder that webm related
ACTUALLY
FUCKING
HAPPENED
...to a "p4p goat"
>>74334461
he could have done the corn better everything else being so good makes that kind of stick out
>>74340237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gM-Bf2Vn9c
>>74340213
can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
>>74340179
I was a fanboy pre-aldo and posted 1 very cringe post if memory serves
>>74340237
He's your boy.
He isn't /ourguy/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
>he would be flown over, like Jeremy Lin or whatever!
Jeremy Lin went to Harvard and grew up in Palo Alto
god i want to heem this hipster english major
>>74340278
what the hell are you talking about, and if it's the JRE im going to heem you
where have all the aldo / silva / cyborg pre 7-1 hueposters gone?
i want to go back to the way things were
you'll always be my bros
>>74340237
he got lucky enough to be the guy that fought Silva as he began to trend downward. could have happened to anyone.
he's nothing more than a fleeting meme wrestler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWKnA-GztI
Is this the GOAT stand and bang?
>>74340237
#Fake news. Sad!
<<<
When is Kona Magiga fighting again?
>>74340172
Cash her outside and find out, how bow dat ?
>>74340322
Wrestlemania 34
>tfw tryingh to heem a car
http://m.sherdog.com/news/news/Report-ExUFC-Fighter-Terry-Etim-Hospitalized-After-Running-In-and-Out-of-Traffic-117741
>>74340304
Nope it's not
> t. asian
>>74340341
>liverpool fans
>>74340341
>retired MMA fighter reduced to fighting traffic
>>74340341
I've suffered my only KO at the hands of a car too, those things don't fuck around
>>74340373
They juice too.
>>74340373
A motorcycle nearly Perma heem'd me. It broke my skull. Luckily I made a full recovery
>>74340378
Oh for sure, after that volkswagen heemed me I woke up hours later in a hospital, no way he was natty
>>74340341
>tfw heemed a car before
I retired that fucker, it couldn't do shit to me
>>74340366
anyone here want to fuck the ronda on the right?
Dominick Snooze on JRE tomorrow
Holy shit Dominick Cruz on JRE tomorrow
>>74340479
Little faggot doesnt deserve to be on JRE
>>74340479
>>74340483
Holy shit this will be good
>>74340479
>>74340483
joe and his LOSER friends strike back
>>74340483
>>74340479
how do you know?
>>74340511
Joe just said it before going off air
We've hit 500.
>>74340515
ah I see. Checked different twitter pages and didn't find anything, thanks dude.
new
>>74340565
>>74340527
Are all the spergs banned ?
>>74339651
He had more cause than the last two people to fight Bisping and DC. I'd pick him over Bisping anyday.
>>74336524
Stephen Thompson will be the first person to die in the octagon.
Tyron will hit him so hard that he fucking DIES.