/mls/ general + /ayy/ - Preseason Blues edition

>letting the leaf make the thread
also, Liga MX needs their own no-brain division at the very top of this chart

SECOND for ANCHORAGE

Minnesota United.

>>74332665
Will be a dynasty in the next decade or so

What does /ayy/ mean?

>perf

First red bulls game of the year tonight

>>74333146
Meme league

>>74332994
>south americans wanting to move to a cold wasteland
'no'

>>74334251
They're going to la or new york. Enjoy your somalian and literally who slavs players though.

>>74334317
>la
>New York
Wew, why would anyone want to live in such shitholes

>>74334436
They're only shitholes if you're poor, friend.

>>74334506
>Implying the average MLS salary isn't poor-tier

João Pedro is the best player in MLS

>>74332525
>this post
>that flag

>>74334506
>mlels
>rich
Maybe in Kansas city

>>74333714
And what does it stand for? American Anglo Youth? Anteaters And Yeast?

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Post yfw Toronto wins the MLS Cup

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>>74332525
>Leafs in charge of OP
>tfw I was going to make the OP but 4chan was going full retard

Also, SIGN UP FOR FANTASY

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>Soon

>>74335235
Florida takeover when?

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>>74335235
*blocks your path*

>see red bull fan on broadway
>reach for hat in pocket to show logo
>must have lost my hat on the walk
>go to modells, no rbny gear at all, huge blue team rack
>walk to adidas store and see more rbny fans
>adidas store has no rbny and rack of blue team

N...new york is red

>>74332525
I LOVE IT

Say what you will, some of you leafs are alright. Don't go to Canadia tomorrow.

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>>74334558
I hopes that's the case this season.

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DON 'T GO CHASIN WATERFALLS

>>74334720
http://www.torontofc.ca/post/2017/02/22/tfc-pre-season-sebastian-giovinco-goal-february-22-2017?autoplay=true

hmmmmmm

>>74335235
nothing but shit states there

>>74338663
post your state

>>74338867
California master race here

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>putting the mexican league on the same level as the argentine, colombian or brazilian leagues

https://twitter.com/ihsaam_al/status/834507065221582849

>>74334591
It's just the name for the A-League

>>74338922
It makes sense here

>>74338901
>inb4 california secedes and >we win the Worldc Up

>>74334563
>THIS POST
>THIS FLAG

>>74339210
don't feel like dying for a california libre, thanks.

>>74339210
What would a California NT look like vs the rest of the US?

>>74338922
ikr Liga MX is clearly superior to those three accept maybe Brazilian league.

>>74339295
US MNT

Howard
Yedlin-Cameron-Brooks-Johnson
Pulisic-Bradley-Feilhaber-Nagbe
Wood-Altidore

CAL MNT
Bingham
Arriola-Birnbaum-Orozco?-Villafana
Perez?-Kljestan-Lletget-Gooch
Zardes-Wright

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The selection that saved team USA

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Who else supports /OurGirls/ here?

>>74332525
is the chicago fire a good team?

>>74339012
Of course the NYCFC guy is some Arab who just talks shit and backs it up by talking about money. Man city and the Yankees really were a perfect match

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>>74339881
here la

>>74339899
They are the best worst team in MLS history

>>74339881
Women's soccer is bad enough without the liberal shit piled on

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>wE Still unironicly doing the a league merger

I WANNA

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are other mlels """clubs""" even trying?

>>74339853
>no bradley
>no altidore

shit lineup m8

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I'm not aware of most of these players

>>74340122
Shipp looks like the epitome of JUST.

Suppose that's what playing for the Fire will do to someone.

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>>74340122
Full Seattle B team
A mix for Atlanta

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>>74339835
>4-4-2

California XI, rate plz

>>74340042
>lags so desperate for depth they have to go find some pub league scrubs in london
Come back AJ.

>>74340236
>keeping the ad

>>74340087
>no useless shitters

Ftfy

>>74340280
>Garza
>Brooks
>Horvath
>Kitchen

>>74332525

>no eredivisie or portuguese league

>>74340232
How the fuck do you know what an Atlanta starting lineup looks like?

>>74340345
All better than their MlelS counterparts. Cry some more Doyle.

>>74340398
No Jones No Carmona

>>74340404
>Garza
>better than his mls counterpart

euroboos are this retarded

>>74340404
>Garza
Plus Horvath hasn't played a game at his Belgian team and Kitchen was average at DC
No way he jumped that high just by switching leagues

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>>74340254
>those shitter comments.

>>74340435
Martinez has looked better than Jones the few times I've seen them play.

>>74340452
>Kitchen was average!

Top fucking kek at this delusion. Are you going to say Birnbaum is shit once he leaves DC for some small European club?

>>74340491
Not at all but he's not going to turn into some world beater in fucking Scotland in under a year.

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>>74339476

>>74340514
I never implied that at all. Only his performances improving against better competition.

>inb4 MlelS is better than the Scottish league when Celtic and Rangers or even the likes of Motherwall would rape the top table here.

>>74340491
Birnbaum was going to Israel
He was decent like Kitchen but he's not at the top of MLS
They're just above average in this league

>>74340535
talk about delusion. Kitchen couldn't get a job in MLS yet won the captain's armband within a year at Hearts, who aren't some scrub team either.

>>74340539
>theyre above average

Kitchen was literally the best American DM in the league a few seasons back at only 21.

With him gone for 2016, they conceded more goals than when he was there and choked 4 goals to Montreal in the first round of the playoffs

>>74340535
>Celtic and Rangers
Yes
>Motherwell
Top kek

SPL is a nothing league outside of the old firm and (generously) hearts

>>74340569
>Kitchen couldnt get a job in MLelS

Top kek Doyle. He chose not to expand his contract after it expired despite DC wanting to triple his yearly wage
Stay delusional. Only the best prospects from this league head to Europe.

>>74340597
That's certainly not true

They changed playing styles. They went away from Olsenball

>>74340638
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/soccer-insider/wp/2015/12/23/perry-kitchen-unlikely-to-return-to-d-c-united/?utm_term=.818c6e6f1d0a

>>74340638
He wanted a DP contract
DC didn't want to give him one

>>74340626
Its okay Doyle, Im sure in your dreams MlelS teams would walk all over the Scottish league because *reasons*

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Where is Freddy Montero?

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I was watching the crew game earlier and there was a video replay moment. Is MLS doing that this year, or was that just a test because its preseason?

>>74340042
Honestly not a terrible idea. I can see other teams doing things like this in the future (i.e. RSL to Madrid, Houston to Mexico City, Orlando to Rio, etc.)

>>74340638
Half true. He thought he could get better offers elsewhere but they never came so he settled for Scotland

>>74339853

if nagbe gets subbed for johnson, I think thats solid

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>>74339881

/alex/ reporting in

holy shit that is a big ass screen for a small stadium

>>74340754
I'd cum in the crevasse on her nose.

>>74340680
Let's look at transfermarkt for a second here. Outside of the old firm and Hearts, every SPL team is worth less than ten million Euro. Most are worth around 6-7 million Euro.

Even if you subtract the presumably inflated market value of DPs (let's just say that the average combined market value of a team's DPS is 6 million Euro, which is probably an overestimate), literally 20/22 teams in MLS are still worth a couple million more than most SPL teams.

Given that MLS and SPL teams have at best played a couple of friendlies but I can't be bothered to look them up, what exactly are you basing your idea that Motherwell would walk all over MLS on?

>It's already 2-0
What happened?

>>74340765

please dont lewdpost my soccerfu

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>>74340711

>>74340754
she needs a titjob lets all be honest with ourselves

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>>74340754
>Alex 'No tits, no ass, 7/10 face' Morgan

>>74340533
I'm not wrong amigo. Liga MX will be the best league outside of Europe in 5 years

>>74340810
Tits don't help with soccer mate, that's why you see all these flat-chested girls being good at soccer

>>74340814

>alex "10/10 gams, qt3.14 face, goal scoring machine " morgan

>>74340810

ture, but she's still cute

>>74340827
She has yet to score in that real soccer league

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>>74340853

she scores when it really counts

Seriously, what's the CCL meme?
There's no reason to take that piece of shit tourney seriously

>>74340881
it's more sawker don't know why people get so annoyed by this tourney.

>>74340894
It's bad soccer in a bad time spot
Even if MLS won every edition it would still hurt more than help

But here I'm annoyed by the insistance that the CCL matters

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why is this a thing

>>74340914
get over it

>>74340730
The latter.

And have a thing for librarians due to spending too much of my life in them. Libraries not librarians of course.

Red Bulls vs Whitecaps stream is on concacaf fb

>>74340876
>shebelieves cup

please explain

>ALL MEXICAN OFFICIALS

RIGGED

>>74340919
More people are trying to sell their houses/condos at any given time than watching domestic soccer, I guess

>>74340919

I lol every time I google MLS and this happens

it's been that way forever

>>74340919
More money in real estate than my little sawker soccer.

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>>74341002
It's just another opportunity to sexualize our female "athletes"

>>74341108
Tbf there's more money in the US real estate market ($25.7trn) than pretty much every soccer league on the planet combined

>>74341002
ill fated hillary campaign event

>>74341002
Invitational women's football tournament

Other ones similar to it include the Algarve Cup and the Cyprus Cup (at least according to Wikipedia)

>>74339881
>tfw womyn's sawker is even more liberal bullshit than mls

>>74340754
where are her boobs?

>>74341002
kek another German in here, wondering about the same stuff

>>74341245
It sounds like >Feminism: the tournament

>>74340122
>>74340232
>Random team A vs Random team B
Is it still on? Where can I watch it from Europe? I want to see two packs of guys in wierd colors kicking a ball - in America! Go!

>Gold cup final at levis

fug lads, Im tempted

>>74341264
Most of women's sports in America are feminism: the tournament. Except feminists really don't give a shit about women's sports

>>74341289
>Except feminists really don't give a shit about women's sports

???
Where were you during the "muh equal pay" debate

>>74341318
They don't care about the sports themselves
Just the issues involved in it

>>74340993
i need a stream

>>74341333
Facebook man

>>74340993
>>74341345
those streams are great to get the normies with fb accounts watching matches.

>>74341356
Speaking of Facebook accounts... Do you lads think /ourguy/ Fernando is watching from Costa Rica?

The following answer is ment to be serious

>>74341289
>Except feminists really don't give a shit about women's sports
Why? This is like the prime event to celebrate strong women and their achievements or let's say celebrate what they are capable of.

US women are like the only ones in the world that play soccer on a level like Germans. This is something to be proud of.

Okay, nobody gives a shit over here about women's soccer, but still. There are many girls over here who watch soccer - but they watch men's soccer.

>>74341318
That's the thing. I saw this table with attendances of sports teams in Seattle recently. The men's team is seen by over 40.000 people, the women's team is seen by 4.000 people.

They do not realize that the sport's reason to exist on that level is people willing to see them play. If they want to get paid equally, they have to make people go to the stadium, show interest in it because nobody else does. But nooo, they just follow what's more popular.

Like I said in Germany. Many girls are interested in soccer, but very few actually play it and the ones that go to the stadium go to see the men play.

>>74341333
>>74341345
>>74341356
>i need a stream
me too! Also I don't have facebook, need a stream somewhere else

>>74341388

there's not much the women can do in the wya of cups

theres the Womens WC every 4 years and friendlies, but thats about it. Theres no champions league, no concacaf gold cup, its just friendlies. The shebelieves is king of jsut...there to make the best of the best compete for bragging rights

>>74341406

kind of just*

>>74341406
But there is a domestic league of women's soccer. This is what it's all about.

Soccer cannot just live on the national team. This is true for both the women and men.

I think this is honestly the only reason why the MLS even exists

USA KEKED

>RB Leipzig III

>>74341428

understand soccer is still pretty unpopular here, even men's league doesnt pull in 100% crowds

couple that with the quality of the girls being LITERALLY freshman in college tier, there's not a lot of draw to it. If they werent incredibly good at it(which is surprising, since you euros like futbol the most) there wouldnt even be any popularity for the womens team at all

red bulls choking again

>>74341403
>image.jpg

>>74341470
someone feel free to correct me if i'm wrong, but the college setup this country has helps the women ninja turtles way more than the men.

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>>74340818

dayum guy...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copa_Libertadores#Records_and_statistics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_Club_World_Cup#Performances

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercontinental_Cup_(football)#Performances

>be me
>NY Red Bull vs Vancouver Whitecaps?
>looking for a stream
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdkLsB8r8qs
>livestream begins in 23 bings and 10 bongs
really makes you think

>>74341470
>since you euros like futbol the most
No joke, it was illegal for girls to play football in Germany until 1974. You literally had a headstart in it.

>understand soccer is still pretty unpopular here, even men's league doesnt pull in 100% crowds
This is why MLS exists. To promote domestic soccer.

Trust me, your stadiums look comfy and lower tier soccer is more enjoyable anyways, at least for me, in Germany. Things will develop over time. Those 40.000 people watching soccer in Seattle, that's impressive.

>>74341522

>No joke, it was illegal for girls to play football in Germany until 1974

why?

>>74341522
its on concacaf facebook page

>>74341403
Halftime smoke?

>>74341530
It was seen as unnatural for girls to play and not feminine.

In some way, the DFB (national soccer association) thought it would turn girls into butch lesbians.

Handball was literally invented in Germany to give the girls an alternative sport to play.
How ironic that German handball girls are really bad and men are one of the best teams in the world...

>>74341536
>tfw still no facebook account

>>74341565
idk
I guess go to r/soccerstreams

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>>74341549
Nah its all.closed up. After the game tho, if u want. This is what im wearing

>>74341530
Asked wikipedia to get a clearer answer.
>unnatural for women
>body and soul take harm
>showing off their bodies is shameful
>makes girls infertile
and the ban was lifted in 1970 in West Germany and the first team in East Germany was founded in 1968, but ignored by officials. The first championship in the East was played in 1979

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>>74341602
I'll look for you

>>74341602
>>74341667
get a room fags

>>74341681
Maybe

Is RBA emptier than usual?

>
>
>
>

lel

red bulls choking AGAIN

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>Bulce

>euroboos in /mls/ shitpost nonstop
>actual european posters in /mls/ are bro-tier

wtf I love yurop now

>>74341602
>>74341667
looks like there will be a gay fuckin' in new jersey tonight lads

>>74341514
Yes. Title IX singlehandedly gave us the world's best development system for women's soccer.

Probably because the rest of the world doesn't really have anything for that.

>>74341744
>that flag
kek enjoy seeing your team choke against literal Canadians?

>>74341744
just think what kind of degenerate european it takes to start posting in mlels+ayy threads.

it's no wonder we always lose new foreign "bros" since their lifetime is measured in days not years or decades.

>>74341772
>"""my team"""

>ever living on the least coast

>>74341777
rip turkbro ;_;

>>74341624

>showing off their bodies is shameful
>makes girls infertile

what the fuck am I reading

mates should I kill myself or wait until start wars the last jedi premiere

>>74341785
the patriarchy is something i reckon a feminist would say.

i'll leave it there lest i be called one.

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I'm in class right now. What's goin on with the game? WhiteCaps actually playing well?

>>74341785
You were reading official reasons published by the German FA to ban women's soccer until 1970.

>>74341804
I now saw a video that showed Vancouver score to make it 1:0. So as far as I know, they are winning

>>74341804
davies is beasting but they've only been able to score a meme goal

red balls are choking

>Seriously a Canadian league would be closer in quality to Liga MX than MLS ever dreams of
???

>>74341764
so it's like every other night in Jersey?

>>74341842
who are you quoting?

>>74341876
comments section
Seems like one leaf poster in here
Not necessarily the ones in here now

HIT EM IN THE BALLS

very harsh red

Where is fredy Montero?

http://atl2018.com/en/home

soon

>>74342040
The women's team is fine, but what's with the NASL trying for Atlanta again?

>>74342061
It's NASL tradition to waste expansion opportunities

>>74341515
>copa shitbertadores
>cwc

Not an argument

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Given the fact the Pink Cows played a game in Arizona at 4, they looked decent

>someone has a antifa flag in the stands
fucking faggots.

CANADA WINS 1 - 1

>>74342275
cringe

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>>74342360
classic germany.

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gg sounders


>Soon

>>74341770
>Title IX singlehandedly gave us the world's best development system for women's soccer.

On the scale from 1 to 10? How cucked is the US?

>>74342701
Do you want to hear a tale of classic Germany?

Once upon a time, it was 2015, there were two soccer teams. The first one was known as FC Ostelbien Dornburg. They played on the lowest level and had a nice squad of 16 players overall. 15 of them were known to be violent nazis. They got expelled from their division and are not allowed to play anymore.

The other team is known as BV Altenessen II, playing on the same level. There were reports in the media about them, how they attacked opposing players and referees until their opponents refused to play against them. Sounds even worse, right? But wait, there is something that is not written in the articles about them. Something that changed everything. All of their players are Turks.

Our national association did not want to touch such a sensible topic and thought all the others just forfeit, giving this team the 1st spot in their division so that they advanced to a higher tier.

This is what happens when Antifas are allowed to tell you how you have to think about stuff.

Just came across this again, this is stuff that makes me rage. This is Merkel's Germany.

>>74342820
not very

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Who here /relaxingdinnerbecauseteamisbad:

>>74342856
good thing fa and antifa aren't the only two choices.

plenty other groups to become new boogeymen

>it's another Sosa thinly veiled invitation for anonymous sex blogpost

Red Bull fans confirmed for bottoms

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>>74342708
I knew >we were fucked the moment I saw the starting roster.

oh well, it's preseason. gg.

>>74343130
>thinly

>>74343130
im a vers top and this skate wing is delicious


btw i met the anon, he's a nice young man and he knows about the team

>>74343238
u guys care so much more about this than i do

>>74343247
>vers top

>facebook live

fucking CONCAKEK just stream on youtube

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Is this homophobic?

Everyone is losing their fucking minds over it.

>>74343488
>OP.jpg

>>74343488
just banter innit

>>74343370
>vers top
Confirmed for being a bottom who likes to pretend to be a top

>>74343488
I-I'm LITERALLY shaking right now.

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>>74343527
have never bottomed

but open to it one day bc i want to diversify myself

you guys are honestly fags please stop bringing this up

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>>74343548

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woop woop

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>>74343586
im not a gold star but i am a unicorn


so anyway, who is looking forward to the scoreless draw next week

>tfwrevsfan
>tfwnoMLSc Ups
>tfwnodefense

;_;

lisa the bottom

>>74343604
kill yourself

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>>STLFC

>>74343463
THIS
facebook touts that their video is the best but everytime I use it it looks like dogshit and their player is fucking BAD.

>>74339853
>Horvath
>39 pro games, 1 USMNT appearance

Stop forcing the Horvath meme, he's shit

>>74339835
Is that Cal Berkeley or California in general? I know that Birnbaum and Bingham played for the bears

I'm tempted to make a Bay Area MNT

>>74342040
I can understand why NASL would be willing to go after Chicago
It's a large city and the MLS team there is located far out in the suburbs
This is the exact opposite though

Are they gonna partner up with the MLS team and be Gwinnett United like the Braves minor league team or what?
Because if the answer is no then what the fuck?

>>74340731
>San Jose scouting in San José

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MLS teams can't even beat Mexican teams, why live?

>>74344482
because memes

>>74344482
From the time Mexicans are born, they play soccer and eat tacos.

From the time Americans are born, they jerk it to internet porn.

MATCHES TODAY OR WHAT

>>74346531
And eat tacos.

Bwp and sacha have both missed their last 3 penalties

http://www.gsp.ro/fotbal/liga-1/dinamo-rateaza-transferuri-si-in-mandatul-lui-contra-cine-i-l-a-suflat-pe-fotbalist-502733.html

How can MLels even compete??

>Over the years, Pele and Beckenbauer at New York Cosmos played
kek

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>Rapido
https://youtu.be/V4vE8H-z6kk

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>Soon

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I like it.

>2017
>not having a cheesy introduction video for your team's new jersey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dhqLS6W4Ck

>>74349944
Anything is better than that baby shit green

>Kljestan

>good

Useless like Altidore.

i can only see bad things for the red bulls

>no new players
>getting rid of the most passionate player
>trusting "royer" whoever he is, and veron (who i like but hasn't played well here)
>not much depth
>confused fans, whats left of them anyway

we are due for a bad season. and yes the "antifa" scarf guy has had that for a while, its one of those roleplayers that are actually very harmless. he is a regular. but lets not mind him, having one person supporting that is a bit cringey is better than having no one at all.

especially since the south ward is an absolute mess right now. the scarf says antifa but the south ward actually needs a damn fascist dictator to organize all the three groups into one big organized group. because all three sections have mismatched different chants and drums and stuff, its actually hilarious and embarrassing

>>74351168
Its autistic gsu's fault

Royer is good

>>74351168
Good, fuck Red Bull and their "fans"

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GIVE ME ONE REASON TO STAY HERE

>>74352649
>team is literally named after an energy drink

I can't. you should jump ship while you can and bandwagon another team.

>>74352793
Did u know they play in new jersey too?!?!?!(

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Rate my team lads

Before people go crazy after Saief, he has said he leans towards Israel which should be the point we give up recruitment

>>74353924
Too many away players. You get unlimted transfers, so you're better off picking on teams that are home against weak opponents.

https://twitter.com/LAGalaxy/status/834907701905768450

Is this the worst and pointless graphic of all time?

>>74355265
inb4 he posts rbny logo

Lads can we talk about the A-League?

>>74355358
No.

>>74350071
Okay, I have to admit, some things about American soccer are still strange to a European.

They make it so easy to make fun of them, I really don't even want to :D
>muh heritage
>born in 1974
>club founded in 2009 (?)

wew

>>74355358
No

>>74346812
ANSWER THIS GUY!

>>74355399
Technically it was founded in 96

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>>74355399
The NASL Sounders were founded in 1974 and folded when the NASL went to shit. Then the USL Sounders played from the 90's to 2008.

Since most American teams don't have much history, the ones that share names with the original NASL teams, like the sounders, whitecaps, and earthquakes, have a lot of "heritage" tributes.

>>74355430
Sorry 94
The Earthquakes were founded in 96

>>74346812
>>74355399
Dallas plays Árabe Unido who beat Monterrey twice

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Is there any way to watch the CONCACAF beach championship?

>>74355358
Yes

Has Sydney FC still not lost a match?

Is there a more JUST team than Western Sydney Wogs?

How is the ACL going?

>>74355614
they post a steady stream of highlights on twitter it is the funniest shit

>>74355614
>The U.S. takes on Trinidad & Tobago to close out group play on Feb. 23 at 8 p.m. ET. Fans can watch this match and every other match of the tournament live on CONCACAF’s Facebook page and TV on UDN.

>>74355665
The highlights on US Soccer's YT page are what got me into it. It's fuckin insane

>>74355673
Thanks

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FC Dallas breaking in 3 new players with their first XI

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>tfw btr doesn't post here anymore
>tfw probably nobody here even knows who btr is
>tfw your era of /mls/ is over and a new generation has taken your place

>>74355358
Absolutely. How are the Perth lids doing?

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>>74355900
You may recognize Henríquez who was a cornerstone of the rise of the Panamanian soccer team, and Roberto Chen who trialled for the Sounders last year

Probably more noteworthy who isn't here
Blas Pérez, who wasn't eligible anyways, played two games for Árabe and then left for Bolivia.
Also Joseph Cox, who played a big part in the upsets over Monterrey, left to play for Envigado in Colombia who apparently employ the only English soccer player in South America

>>74355265
LA's twitter has gone steadily downhill since the empty trophy case incident.

>>74356628
>Chivas USA memorial game.jpg

Why isn't beach soccer an Olympic sport?
They have full volleyball and beach volleyball

>>74356937
feefur probably

go sallad go!

>MLS team in pre-season form playing in a knockout

always makes me nervous

>>74357338
The Panamanian team has been playing for six weeks
Dallas spent a week in Argentina
for their entire preseason playing pickup games
It's not necessarily gonna be much

USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

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I have an excuse to post this

>>74357516
how are you so ahead?

>>74357638
I was watching the beach soccer game
We're beating Trinidad 3-0

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>>74357668
>we

>>74357710
I'm an American so I'm gonna use "we"

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I love the eternal trolling and arguments in facebook game comments

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they literally keep bringing up the a-league lmfao

>4-0
So send the reserves to Panama?

>Congrats to the 4019 in attendance. You were here for the start of what definitely feels like a historic season in the making
>4,000
>what definitely feels like a historic season in the making

>>74358219
maybe some bench guys but itd be stupid to go all reserves youre just setting yourself up to be concacaf'd

>>74358219
nah, it's preseason. Got to get all the first teamers as much minutes as possible

>>74358233
It's a 4 goal deficit with no away goals

>>74358242
It's a 2000 mile flight there and then a 3000 mile flight to LA

>>74358289
are mls teams still flying coach?

>>74358289
>>74358258
I think advancing in the CCL is more important than LA at this point for Dallas, as it should be *my hot take of the evening

>>74358312
For most of them
I doubt they wouldn't fly coach for the CCL

fuck it just send the reserves to LA, those are 3 hard points to get

>>74358318
>CCL
>important
It's not just a hot take
It's a Skip Bayless level of a hot take

>>74358335
>(You)

>>74358339
Montreal had like 60000 in attendance for the final, being the first team to win it is important, if youre in the competition and not trying to win you're holding back the league

>>74358339
just because the fans don't care doesnt mean the players don't

revs, tbqh

>>74358398
Pretty sure the players don't care
Especially since they get a bigger bonus for winning a game in the open cup than winning the won ccl

>>74358390
>holding back the league
The CCL is the most meaningless piece of shit tournament in the world
If MLS won it every year participating in it would still be a humongous loss

>>74335235
>Madison county left out

nigga what the FUK
w/e i dont watch mls anyway

>>74358484
I guess the countless interviews from both players and coach don't count then?

>>74358484
A loss for who? Teams make money by putting on high-profile games people will attend.

>>74358641
Seattle got like 40k for that game against America but it was below their average attendance
They usually got like 10k a game, even against Mexican opponents
And that's at the top end
No one else gets close to their usual MLS attendance for CCL game except for those 3 Montreal games they somehow got excited for

>>74358543
Don't take fake diplomacy for actual beliefs

>>74358948
>Don't take fake diplomacy for actual beliefs
Unless you have proof otherwise then you're putting words into their mouth.

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>ayy
now im gonna stop you right there burgerboy

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>>74332525
>tfw to smart too Futbol Argentino

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>for the future

>Union Juniors Pre-Academy will feature multi-sport activities

Who would like a wallpaper of your favorite MLS team?


I gladly tell you a wallppaer from your favorite team of major league soccer

>>74359442
Why dont you autism up some fresh memes for us, we don't keep you around here for nothing

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>>74359442
here, I made one for you.

>>74358484
>The CCL is the most meaningless piece of shit tournament in the world

I think you mean the NASL playoffs

>>74332525
Lel its upside down

>>74360693
You're upside down m8

>perf

>perf

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>300

>>74359400
Trust the process my dude

>SATURDAY 2/25 (Preseason Continues)

Toronto FC vs Chicago Fire, 3pm EST
Seattle Sounders FC vs Columbus Crew SC, 4:30pm EST
Philadelphia Union vs DC United, 5pm
Orlando City SC vs St Louis FC, 5pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Sacramento Republic, 5pm
Charleston Battery vs Atlanta United FC, 7pm
Tampa Bay Rowdies vs Montreal Impact, 7:30pm
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 11pm

>Also, Desert Diamond Cup concludes:
http://fctucson.com/team/2017-mls-preseason-in-tucson/

>SUNDAY 2/26
Minnesota United FC vs San Antonio FC, TBD

>>74336688
he sucks.

>>74340818
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAAJAJAJAJAJA

PLS KEEP BUYING OUR MIDDLE CLASS PLAYERS.

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Sick as fuck

>>74365781
>hating taxis

>>74364903
>AFA falling apart because Macri took away the free money
>Meanwhile Liga MX and even MLS are increasing payrolls every year

As long as these trends continue, that will be the reality in five years times. Losing grondona will set you guys back further than you're probably willing to believe

>>74365781
i dont like yellow but that sponsorship was a v good move

Educate a newfag to the MLS, who are the best young talents?

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>>74366591
they all play in Europe

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>yfw da republic win da NorCalb Owl

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>>74366476
AFA is going to get more money from TV deals now that Futbol Para Todos is dead, but okay.

>Meanwhile Liga MX and even MLS are increasing payrolls every year

so what?
MLS is still going to be a retirement league given how they have wage caps, and their low reputation (which will take ages to improve)
Liga MX is overrated by Mexicans, as their number of Copa Libertadores prove. You can keep throwing money around, but as long as you keep doing it for mediocre players, it's not going to improve.