Jets @ Maple Leafs

Go Jets :3

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2nd for maple pajeets

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put 20 euros of my welfare money on beer and 20 on over 5,5 goals

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>no Marner
Gonna be a shit game

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GO LAINE

Hope Uncle Leo concusses Laine

LET'S GO TEAM!

Jets are coming for that ass

I'm just here scouting Laine never mind me

I just recently started to get interested in hockey, because a friend got me into it. Can someone explain what's the deal with home and away feeds in streams ?

>>74327889
This is going to be a shitposting extravaganza

>>74328036
Home streams tend to be more biased with there respective teams.

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Hello friends.

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hattie for Brown incoming

>>74328068
Ho there. How high are you?

>>74328068
brrraaaaap

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>everyone thinks Matthews is the best rookie
>its actually marner

i hope they do the anthem during commercial break.

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>>74328135
>>everyone thinks laine is the best rookie
>>its actually aho

makes you think...

LET'S GO MEME TEAM

gg

>>74328077
Very sober actually.

UNCLE LEO SCAR

LMAO fucking wake up Helle goddamn

SUOMI SUOMI

>>74328172
Good.

Very nice goaltending.

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>>74328175
I went to the Norther America v Suomi game last year, and there were two drunk Fins sitting behind me. They were pretty funny and exactly what I expected from two middle aged Binnish hockey fans.

LMFAO
JEST

WHAT A SHIT FUCKING TEAM GOOD LORD

>inb4 Laine goes Kamehameha mode

>thats the jest number one goalie

KEK

>>74328212
>inb4 Laine gets sent back to Namek after skating through the neutral ice with his head down

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>>74328195
kek the ones going to international hockey games basically look and act like this

Leivo is starting to look like a legit NHler
Nice

Danish tv stations broadcasting the game in HD, with Canadian commentators
This is fantastic

if Leivo goes down to the AHL again I swear to god

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>>74328245
>tfw scoring threat on every line now

>>74328255
he's not waiver exempt you fool. don't worry

>>74327889
Jets have literally zero defence left for this game. They only have two defenceman that could actually be considered NHL players.

THANK YOU BASED LAINE

LAFFS BTFO

LOL ÝES

L A I N E
A
I
N
E

SCAAAAAAAAR

Laine whooooaaaaaaa

Please score Matthews

>>74328233
excuse me, I didn't quite hear you

EAT IT BITCH

Here comes the memes

Batter down the matches

mathews on suicide watch

>4th Hat trick incoming

How can Matthews even compete?

fugggggg D:

Is Laine the new Ovenchicken

NUMBER 29

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>was gonna put money on laine scoring but decided to just put it on over because "surely it's more fun to watch that way"

>>74328298
So no cups?

Fuck must be nice to have veteran teammates to give such perfect passes

Toronto crowd sucks quiet as fuck

>>74328313
>shitty toronto defense
>scheifele feeding perfect passes
what the hell dude? easy money.

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>mathews beats his man and centers puck to create a goal scoring opportunity
>hyman is the one who shoots

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meximatthews on waivers WHEN?

>>74328325
nice excuse faggot

>inb4 hellyebuck at .970 when the night is done

fucking busthews back to missing easy chances

Can someone remind me why Martin is on the team again

>>74328368
REAL

>>74328368
needs to demonstrate work ethic for matthews. he's been a good mentor imo.

>>74328368
Shut your fucking mouth Martin is a beauty. Stands up for other teammates, fights when he needs to.

laines second incoming

feels good man

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>kadri makes a great play no one sees coming
>follows it up with a terrible penalty

laines second goal coming up

>>74328393
So he's a plug

>delayed penalty
>Laine decides to dump it in
Is he an actual retard?

>>74328396
>>74328400
Feels good man

>it's a Kadri takes a stupid penalty episode

>>74328380
GOOD

>>74328325
>Scheifele
>veteran

>>74328403
A very talented one but yes.

Time for PP babby to shine

SCCCCAAARRRRR

I've never seen a team so bad at clearing.

>>74328380
>>74328415
someone finish this

to be completely honest, I 'd like for Mathews to shut the arogant Laine. But I hope Laine also gets a hat trick while Jets still lose the game.

>>74328415
PRO

considering that this is gonna end 7-6 this looks good for another laine hattrick

>>74328457
BOIPUSSY

>>74328469
goals scored on his own net don't count towards a hat trick

leivo has had like 5 or 6 shots a game since he joined the team and has 6 points in 8 games

is he dare i say it pretty good?

what a fucking dive

>>74328343
/hoc/ has by far the best memes in existence

God Laine is so fucking stupid looking

He looks like adult Macaulay caulkin

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>2 canadian teams
>everyone is cheering for a finn and an american

JVR is too good for this shit

Pajeets on suicide

>>74328527
only cause no marner

>>74328527
>cheering
More like sperging. It's all they can do.

>>74328527
>>74328586
/hoc/ no fun allowed

>polak can't even get off the ice without making a mistake
poor guy

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>>74328586
>says the fin

Toronto rules:

>no facial hair
>no high numbers
>no playoffs

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legitimately the best player in the league

>>74328632
Jest rules:

>no scoring on the other team's net
>own net ok

>>74328649
>29

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other countries literally can't compete

>>74328658
>olympic gold medalist
>still can't get laid

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>actually living in winnipeg

>laffs

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>>74328686

High stick

BLEEEEEEEEEEOWN

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maple pajeets on suicide watch

Leafs defense making as many stupid mistakes as possible to show the Jets that their battered D-core isn't as bad as they think.

So generous.

>>74328680
pretty sure he has pregnated qts all over the world

zaitsev hit it?

>>74328686
>living in Trana smelly pajeetville

>>74328708
Truly Canada's team

i'm so fucking disappointed in matthews, i wish we drafted laine instead

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>2 different tsn broadcasts for this game

>>74328746
this, laine at least doesnt miss easy as fuck chances even if they are on his own net

>>74328748
tsn is a fucking mess

>>74328748
*dies in leaf*

>>74328697

I've lived here all my life and I have no clue where that is

Given the look of the area probably some shitty part of the North end

>>74328754
Bell Media sucks. Rogers isn't that far off to be fair.

>>74328746
Nice false flag

Has this game been a meme game thus far?

>>74328796
fuck off alex jones and stop doing coke

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Leafs are 1-15-2 when trailing after the 1st.
Leafs are 0-8-1 in their last 9 games against Winnipeg.

>>74328796
fuck off pajeet, go watch the brownton battalion or marry your cousin

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>hey hey, look. thats a leafs fan looking for a cup.

>>74328822
Relax you stinky native these game threads are always comfy don't ruin it

>>74328818
>people thought this was a playoff team like 3 weeks ago

let's start talking about jets being a playoff team

because they are

>>74328805

When youre broadcasting on SHOUTcast and your sponsors are survival seeds you are not quite making coke money

More likely bath salts or cough syrup

>>74328865
That's not going to happen.

>>74328871
>he doesn't know that alex jones is worth millions

http://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celeb/radio-personality/alex-jones-net-worth/

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>laffs tanked for a 1st round bust
>jest were blessed by the rng gods to get the superior pick

Lovin every lel

>>74328776
Used to live in the north end and I have never seen that

>>74328780
rogers is infinitely worse than bell

>>74328818
This is why proline odds are for sheep. Being "safe" only fucks you over.

>>74328899
they're both shit. beanstream masterrace.

>>74328887

Clearly a well researched website and not some 3rd world click bait site that isn't just pulling numbers out of their ads

>>74328776
It's obviously from the 1950s or some shit.

>>74328939
He talked about it on the most recent Joe Rogan. Obviously his entire net worth isn't in cash.

>>74328959

In the 50s the North end was nice, now it's all government housing for chugs and refugees

The TSN panel is so much better that Sportsnet.

>>74328975

Which means he's basing it on the potential "value" of his "brand"

By this same flawed logic Trump considers himself a billionaire

Brand goodwill is figuratively worth nothing

does laine do literally anything but stand around waiting for the puck to shoot?

Eel looking electric

>>74329040
Should he?

>>74329040
>Laine should grind in the corners during PP instead of trying to make himself available for a pass

>>74328987
That's what happens when the city keeps expanding and not giving a shit about the other areas. In another 50 years who knows even decent areas like garden city and the maples are gonna be shit too.

>>74328987
It was never all that "nice" it was always low income and high crime. It was working class immigrants from Russia, Poland and Ukraine in the 1950s.

But yeah now it's aboriginals and Somalians on welfare smoking meth.

>>74329036
I don't think you understand how net-worth works

>gardiner

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>that Nylander dangle

Really wish he connected. That would have been an amazing highlight reel goal.

>>74329060
>Garden City
>Maples
>"decent"

Those areas are long on their way to shittsville

>>74329100

I understand it just fine, maybe stop getting your info from click bait sites?

>>>/soc/

Where are all dem leafs memesters?

>>74329247
were watching the game you mongrel

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>leafs get all these penalties when jets are doing some of the same things

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>taking a too many men on the ice penalty
sad!
>>74329247
Hello, how may I help you?

typical jets PP

4 on 4 hokkei

>another too much man penalty

Gettin real sick of this shit from the Jest

>>74329253
Usually you spout during the game

>>74329287
Is this a common occurrence?

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>gooning against mathews

MARTIN

>>74329306
Activate Brad Pitt

>>74329303
Yes unfortunately. Usually see one in every 5 games or so. Its actually retarded.

>>74329279
Hello, I'd like to get some brand new memes

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>Reilly in Bobby Orr mode

>jest

That was atrocious

JIHADRI SCAAAARRRRRR

lmao what the fuck just happened

GOD IS GREAT

Those hands though. Say what you want about jihadri his hands are fucking elite.

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JIHADRI!

FUGGG NICE HANDS NAZ

AND NICE PASS LEIVO

Jets haven't failed, they've merely found 10 000 ways that don't work

JESUS that was BEAUTIFUL

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>>74329333
freshest I have, though it's not that new.

Fuuuuckkkk that miscouverage though

>>74329361
The guy's on pace for 35 goals if someone still doesnt like him then they should probably cheer for another team

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>its another 'Jets shit the bed in the 2nd' episode

>komarov in charge of not getting moved at the deadline with uncle leivo taking his place on the team

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well that's a boner killer

>laffs

>>74329394
Different wings and we all know how Babcock feels about that

SCARRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Leafs D

RIGHT BACK AT IT

laffs in charge of keeping lead

>>74329372
Cute.

Scarr Jesters

>>74329388
"no"

fucking hell andershit how bout making some of those saves when we are tied or have the lead

>>74329421
Why would he do that?

why matthews so invisible? sad!

>andershit
>austno pointhews

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>>74329421
>>74329435
>le ebin andershit meme

>>74329430
What has Laine done since the goal?

>>74329420
2 minutes of redemption, 18 other minutes of getting fucking hammered. I'm glad they scored but holy fuck until that point this period was hard to watch.

Come on Laine, pot another hatty. Do it for the memes

>>74329440
nice proxy laffshit laine has been best player on ice the whole game

>>74329430
oh yeah he's playing too

or is he?

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>hold stick for 5 seconds
>proceed to score a goal

>tune into the game when i see it was 1-0
>laine scores immediately
>watch the 1st period
>leave and come back on the faceoff after kadri scores
>jets score again

fuck this shit

>>74329440
Plenty.

>>74329439
right i forgot nothing is andersens fault, save % doesnt mean anything in his case because hes so special he transcends any stats

>>74329453
Wrong, that would be Leivo

>>74329459
Now a PP

>>74329453
I honestly havent seen or heard his name since his goal. It's been all Ehlers and Wheeler.

Ok, finally getting a call. Here >we go boys.

FUCK

UNCLE LEO

WOW BEAUTIFUL PLAY AND SKATING BY BIG WILLIE

HOLY FUCK NYLANDER

WHAT A FUCKING PASS

I regret ever saying we should trade Nylander

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>3 straight players whiff on the slow moving puck

Willy peelander to uncle leo(2)

>you will never fuck Nylanders boipussy

Fucking ryssä!

Bill Ny is pretty good for a swede

WILLIAM FUCKING NYLANDER WITH THE DATSYUKIAN STICK HANDLING.

>>74329459
and then i just fucking turned the game off are you fucking kidding me

>Jets pk defensive coverage

Honestly what the fuck

>fifth finn scoring a hattrick today

literally better than canada

all willy. fucking beautiful

LAINE SCAAAAARRRRR

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HOLY FUCK THIS GAME!!!!!

I fucking hate this game

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LAINE

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

CANT BIN THE FINN

>tie it up
>andershit strikes again

HOW DOES IT HAPPEN LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TIME

>LAFFS

WEW

L
A
D

Fuck this shit

BRAD PITT

lol what a joke. Can the leafs actually win a game without scoring 5? Truly pathetic.

MEXICO ON SUICIDE WATCH

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GIVE UP THE LEAD AGAIN?!?!?!?! FUCK TORONTO, THANK GOD I LEFT THAT SHITHOLE LIBERAL OF A CITY, GOD HATES TORONTO!

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White people are so ugly

>>74329532
yes when mclelenny starts

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reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67pACFl74V4

Anderbackup?

>>74329537
chugs pls go

NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP

>>74329525
I'm getting a little irritated with him now. He can't make a fucking save when it matters.

>dj playing rickroll

this game is officially a meme

which finn will score a hattrick first

really makes me think

I miss the LAINE'S BETTER chant from that october game

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>>74329524

>>74329466
ya I admit he is playing like shit tonight

>>74329537
damn matthews inherited the worst features from both parents tough luck for the kid

>>74329568
Holy shit I just realized uncle Leo has 2 wew lad

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>Laine scores again
>Mathews with only a secondary assist

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>tfw you realize the jets were just giving up goals to toy with toronto

>>74329579
Don't race mix.

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>>74329598
ok lil somalia

Laine empty net hat trick.

screenshot this

This fucking game kek I'm euphoric at the moment

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>laffs are going to get hattricked by the same rookie for the 2nd time this season

>>74329611
t. Pajeet

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>hockey game the only thing you're looking forward to for the day
>it's a spicy memer

oh boy

>>74329618
my exact thoughts

really wish busthews would do something to be quite honest

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Enjoying your Sharia law you libcucks?

Enjoy your suspension kadri

>>74329656
did you forget to turn your proxy on or something

Andershit put on waivers when?

>>74329667
No I'm not a laffer

Laine just became the greatest 18 year old European goal scorer of all time. Kovalchuk had 29 and Jagr 27. There are still two players ahead of him from the modern era: Skinner 31 and Crosby 39.

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I'm gonna kill myself I'm gonna fucking hang myself

>>74329674
He's the next Ovenchicken. Never gonna win a cup, never gonna win an olympic gold.

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Kid lights lamp

>>74329691
>inb4 golden generation

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>>74329690
DO IT! You waste of life!!!

>>74329691
But the Jets are going to win the cup in 2019

>put bet on over 5,5
>check betting site because i want to lose it already
>still pending

ree

>Being a Laffs fan
>Living in Toronto
Why torture yourself?

>>74329674
Ovie scored 52 in his rookie season.

>>74329727
>18 year old
ovi was like 20

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>>74329710
messed up brows
>wouldnotbang

I thought Laine was supposed to be the invisible secondary assister while Matthews has impact written all over him, but this game it has been the exact opposite lol

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>>74329731

>>74329745
I don't like his nose.

>>74329745
the high point of his career. sad!

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>>74329759

Just trade JVR already and get a defender. I can't watch this fucking team cough up 5 goals a night.

>>74329745
>peaked in his first ever game

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>>74329773

>>74329777
accurate

>>74329789
F

>>74329789
ahaha look at that rascal taking a nap during a game!

>>74329789
nice of you to remind us that laine missed all those games, still btfos busthews in points!

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>>74329789

>>74329820
hasn't your shitty team been 'rebuilding' for years now?

>>74329831
my team is currently leading the western conference :)

>>74329846
West is irrelevant though

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>that turnover

>>74329846
how did you get out of your binn

>>74329831
"my team" i'm literally only bandwagoning laine, i don't care about the team that much.

>>74329859
our bins come with an internet

>>74329867
>i'm literally only bandwagoning laine
this desu

Jets are starting the goonery, no leaf leaves this building alive

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>>74329911

BILL BILL BILL BILL

BIG
FUCKING
WILLIE

SWEDEN >>>>>> FINLAND

PEELANDER FROM MATTHEWS

WILLIE!!!

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>jets have 4 goals on 16 shots

>>74329970
hmm yes has sweden literally scored half of the goals in the game

Sweden did good :)

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This game is killing me

POOPOO PEELANDER

>>74329979
just fuck my sv% up

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GOATLANDER

Matthews did that on purpose.

Matthews > Laine

literally doesnt matter, andershit will give it right back probably within 2 minutes

Guys, I'm going to school in thunderbay next year. Are the Jest the home team there?

busthews misses the net and gets a secondary "assist" in a nylander goal with primary assist being the boards

Nylander is the real PP babby

>Matthews
>0 Goals
>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!>BUST!

I really wish Jest would stop taking retard tier penalties like that holy fuck

Get the puck to Leo!

>>74330009
this

>>74329995
Please no

>>74329995
It's going to happen

>>74329986
SWEDEN YES!

>>74329984
Does Binland have any olympic golds?

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Willie will get a hatty

mathews on bust watch

nylander back on calder watch

Just get a fucking save, that's all you need.

>jets win 5-4
>laine hatty
it's rigged i tell ya

>>74330027
most per capita yes

>>74330022
:)

>these icings

>>74330040
Ayy rick I'mm tell ya summin

>>74330043
In hockey?

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slowest game ever