Meanwhile in the red half of Manchester...

£1,000,000 per week

fucking genious, Mourinho.
gets rid of the dead wood. pays for Pogba in the process.

>I want Van Gaal again
Shut the fuck up, United is an adult club again

>>74327309
Don't get the headline pun.

Ruby Tuesday? Absolute dire if so.

>>74327309
He's coming home to the Galaxy lads

Fuck. I guess this is a good move but Rooney is a legend for the club. Hopefully he'll be back when he retires in some way.

:(

>>74327339
SOOOOO GOOOODBYE ROONEY TUESDAY, WHO COULD HANG A HAIRLINE ON YOU, WHEN IT CHANGES WITH EVERY ROO DAY, YOU MUST REALLY MISS IT

1 million a week for that lazy fat uselss cunt?

the world has gone fucken mad

Probably be at the end of the season that he will go.

>>74327309
kek they greentexted the record breaker part

>>74327316
Nah. It's more like £750,000 a week apparently.

>>74327309
Thank fuck this waster will be off the books soon. The "injury" that he's had for the last month is just another cover for his alcoholism.

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>tfw too intelligent for Manchester United

Hope that means he won't get picked for England.

>>74327769

Wonder what will happen. He won't retire with a World Cup around the corner

>>74327804
Player manager when?

>>74327664
wouldn't be to sure about that. The transfer window in China is still open.

Its actually pathetic that united are doing this now just to try to upstage Man Citys great result.

>>74327882
It's Rooney's team that's released it lad. Jose didn't include him for tomorrow's game. Rooney camp is obviously pissed off.

>>74327309
The Mirror isn't the least bit reliable about anything. Your dog's farting asshole is more reliable.

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>>74327744
he kinda reminds me of pic related

>>74327371
>>74327339

GOOOOOODBYE ROONEY TUESDAY, WHO COULD HANG A GOAL ON YOU, WHEN YOUR HAIRLINE GOES WITH EVERY NEW DAY, WE WON'T REALLY MISS YOU

Come on Nigel, a fucking Yank doesn't have to tell you how the song goes

>>74327744
solid 8/10 man if im being honest, damn us english are just so good looking

>>74327309
should have left with fergie desu

>>74328451
Does Rooney actually think he has negotiating power?

>playing in China for any price

Teams basically imprison their players in barracks

Mourinho has handled the Rooney situation pretty well

Don't mind if he leaves, don't trust The Mirror tho bruh.

>>74332738
What are you talking about?

They're treated like fucking royalty.