Whats his name again?

>>74324897
Glik?

>>74324897
England's brave John Stones

>>74324897
le man

Shtones

More like John....BONES

>>74324897
Johnathan Lionheart Stones

Johnathon "someone actually paid £50m for my services" Pebbles

OP BTFO

>>74324897
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW FAGGOT OP

>>74324897
best defender in the world la

>le be a shit defender but score some important goals so people will still rate me man
Sergio Ramos I guess

ENGLAND'S BRAVE JOHN STONES

>>74325577
lol pretty much this

>>74324897
Jonathon Minerals

BIG DICK JOHNNY STONES THE FUTURE OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL

>>74325577
Ramos isn't as bad as Stones defending

Juan Piedras

England's brave John "The Butcher of Monte Carlo" Stones

>>74324897
the next lineker

>>74324897
Danny D from Brazzers.

>>74326429
Ramos doesn't have sagna, fernandinho and yaya fucking toure* as the players helping him defensively

*otamendi not listed because he's probably missed another slide tackle halfway up the pitch

Stoney Moore
Allestoneso Nesta
Stonesio Ramos
Jaap Stones

Future GOAT tbqh lads

>>74325577
This desu

>>74324897
>64/65 medium passes
>goal

He's doing what city want but he needs a good CB to learn from

>>74326911
If Kompany wasn't dead and had been playing alongside Stones from the start of the season, Stones would already be considered the next Nesta.

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>>74326451

>>74325577
Good post.

>>74325577
No-one actually rates Stones though. The only reason he doesn't get absolutely torn apart by the media is because he's still fairly young and he's one of the few English players on City's squad (so it's not like they can just get rid of him).

>>74325577
Scarily accurate

>>74325577
this

Jon "Jonny Bones" John "Jones" Stones

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>>74325577

>>74333554
except Luiz is playing very well in Conte's back 3 and could be considered a top 3 transfer last summer

>>74333554
Luiz has been a rock for Chelsea. Turns out Conte and the back three is perfect for him, completely covers all his weaknesses.

>>74326986
>kompany

oy vey, I'm laffin

>>74333587
>>74333739
>shit defender looks better when he's forced to play with two more defenders as well as kante right in front of him
well, that's surprising

>>74333765
>barcelona won a lot more with the best player of all time
well, that's surprising

>cristiano ronaldo score a million tap ins because his teammates feed him constantly
well, that's surprising

>franco did nothing wrong

>>74324897
João Pedro

>>74333746
>tf
>tp

Juan Piedritas

>>74333793
João Cascalho ou João Poeira tbqh

>>74334193
Kompany is shite lad

>>74334349
Yeah probably. He's played about 4 minutes of football in the past two years.

>>74334362
He was shit well before becoming permaded tho. If thats what u meant with ur Stones post (seeming world class while the other CB is a literal pile of dogshit), then forgive my poor memeing comprehension.

>>74334493
Nah. He was poor for a season after City won the league for the first time, but the seasons after that until he died he was excellent, mostly because his presence and leadership are very important to City. The difference in their defense with and without him is massive.

>>74334493
b/s, Kompany was a top 20 CB before his legs turned to glass, and was even the best CB in the EPLel his best season

>>74334493
just before he got permaded his performance dropped (13/14 season iirc) but he was still very very good and one of the best in the EPL, just wasn't quite as his best. some have claimed this is because he bulked up too much, which led to all the muscular injuries he has suffered in the last couple of years

MISTER PLUMS

>>74326433
kek

>>74326911
>passing and scoring

You could play Paul Scholes at CB and England would be sucking each other off at the fact they have a >le ball playing CB