>be British athlete >eat pie >get send to prison

>be new zealand
>have no terrorist attacks
>get the same freedom and liberty crushing legislation passed after 9/11 anyway
>literally be so unread you live there and have zero idea what i'm talking about

that's how you got your population, australia

>>74321480

>be British criminal
>get send to Aukland

>>74325602
Political prisoner you mean

>>74321497
>literally be so unread you live there and have zero idea what i'm talking about

Damn

>>74321497
>be spain
>be 3rd world
>post on chinese firework making website

>>74321480
>be New Zealand athlete
>never amount to anything because New Zealand is a backwater country that is shit at everything except fucking sheep and even then Wales is better so who cares

He's being investigated. There was a 8/1 on him eating a pie and it being on camera. The problem is he thumbed up to the camera (or to somebody nearby) it was quite clear he knew what he'd done.

>>74321480
>be retarded shitposter
>not know bet fixing is illegal
Literally one of the mafias #1 rackets

>>74321497
holy shit pedro, you rekt him so hard he quit the thread

PIE RANKINGS

1. Chicken Curry
2. Steak & Ale
3. Chicken Balti
4. Chicken & Ham
5. Steak & Kidney

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>>74321497

Based Pedro comes up with the goods.

>>74332972
9000001. Mag

>>74332972
1.Chicken & Mushroom

>>74321497
>A Spaniard defending island muslims
I really hope you are just a drunkard Brit tourist

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>>74332972
Is a Pasty a pie?

>>74333925
https://twitter.com/wayneshaw70/status/834010097655410688

Wayne Shaw himself thinks it's not

>>74333925
No

>>74333925
Is a Cornish pasty a pie?

>>74333925

Is a Jaffa Cake a biscuit? Same answer

>can't pie pies in italy
>now pies are everywhere in football news


I just want a fucking pie lads

>>74339684
is a scone a cake? same answer

>Be German athlete
>can't drink beer at halftime

>>74333192
you're all descendants of muslims, why the hate?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Umayyad_conquest_of_Hispania

>>74340522
And you're a descendent of a monkey

>>74340543
>descendent

>>74340543
we all are, why the hate?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species

>>74340551
OK i used an e instead of a by accident, kill yourself autistic fuck

>>74340554
Because you evolved less

>>74340492
weak

>>74339684
Jaffa Cake = GOAT
>Jaffa Cake is literally Soft Cake produced for poor people

>>74340554
Because god doesn't love Niggers

>>74333925
That looks so good

>>74340564
>>74340564
Not as weak as your nationalism post WWII

>>74321480

Please explain this madness to an Amerilard.

I just picture Donald Duck floating by the nose on the scent trail of a pie in a windowsill. Then eating it and getting hit over the head with a billy club and sent to jail.

But that only happens in cartoons... right?

>>74340822
Isn't your country super strict about sports gambling

>>74340895
It's not even allowed because the Jews can't make money off it

>>74340902
Utter madness

But essentially that's what has happened. Investigation of potential breach of betting regulations.

>>74340911

But what does that have to do with pie?

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>>74321497
gj

>>74321497
Kek

>>74321497
what did you mean by this

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>>74332972
>that warm chicken balti pie and oasis on a cold december afternoon at a comfy stadium feel

>>74340555
He's implying that Brazilians aren't descendants of monkeys, they are full blown monkeys.

Fucking autist.

>>74341223
>Oasis

my nigga that shit tastes so good when it's absolutely freezing cold. The summer fruits is the best tho

>>74340522
>all people from Iberia come from Muslims
But then all South Americans come from Iberia

>be British
>eating pie in comfort of own home
>pie detector van detects it
>3 years in jail for not having pie licence

>>74344568
fuck nips have good bantz

>>74344568
10/10

>>74332972
>No Sweet-Chilli chicken cheeseburger pies
Fucking pleb

>>74340984
There was a market on whether he would eat a pie or not, he ate a pie, apparently intentionally to win him or his friends money or some shit

>>74321480
This is so fucking retarded, the only punishment should be to the betting agency for putting up such a dumb fuck market

>be australian
>get attacked by crocodile in your garden
>die

>>74344635
But what if he was mates with a bookies and DIDN'T eat a pie. Wouldn't that also wrong?

>>74344652
Exactly, thats what makes this whole situation so fucking stupid

>>74344568
>be Japanese
>diet consists 99% of rice with fermented soy beans
>be only 5 ft tall because of poor diet
>die of cancer due to radiation

>>74344662
Damn..

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>>74344662
>be danish
>create the greatest pastry known to the world

>>74321497
>be new zealand
>have no terrorist attacks

yep, might as well end your post there. GOAT country

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>mfw brits call chocolate candy bars “globbernaughts”

>mfw brits call cars “motorized rollinghams”

>mfw brits call fireworks “merry fizzlebombs”

>mfw brits call Thanksgiving “genocide”

>mfwn brits call a PC “wunderbahboxes”

>mfw brits call gravy “meat water”

>mfw brits call power cables “electro-rope”

>mfw brits call a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a burger

>mfw brits call bar mitzvahs “fart tornados”

>mfw brits call pens “Whimsy Flimsy Mark and Scribblers”

>mfw brits call doorknobs “twisting plankhandles”

>mfw brits call french toast “pussy bread”

>mfw brits call sandwiches “breaddystacks”

>mfw brits called their keyboards “hoighty toighty tippy typers”

>mfw brits call peanut butter and jelly “nutty-gum and fruit spleggings”

>mfw brits call an escalator “upsy stairsy”

>mfwn brits call Archiving the Thread “tossin’ the thimble in the tipper”

>mfw brits call water “Montezuma’s Revenge”

>mfw brits call toes “wiggledy piggledy nobbledy wobs”

>mfw amercians call sex “peepee friction pleasure”

>mfw brits call a screwdriver a “pip pip gollywock”

>mfw brits call a snake a “slippery dippery long mover”

>mfw brits call roads “cobblestone-clippity-clops”

>mfw brits call horseshit "clippy-cloppy mammal droppy"

>>74344662
that was a bit too much denmark

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>>74345072

>mfw a korean called a dog his dinner

>>74332972
>No Scotch pie

>>74340387
Do you not have a panzerotto place nearby? Not a pie, but the closest thing you'll get to it

>>74345072
>>mfwn brits call Archiving the Thread “tossin’ the thimble in the tipper”

Fuck this reminds me of the old 4chanarchive
RIP

>eating a pie like a sandwich

wat

>>74340590
Nationalism in German doesn't make sense when """""ethnic""""" Germans are diverse af, or why do you think our country got united so late? A racial approach makes more sense.

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>>74345625

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but seriously, which one?

>>74345653
I think this is a joke

>>74345662
2 > 4 > 3 > 5 >1

>>74345662
2 and 5

2
4
5
1
3

>>74345662
In order of who I would cook a lovely meal for and then bang:
2
3
5
4
1

>>74344662
>die of cancer due to radiation
Except this didn't happen libtard

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>>74345662
no, seriously, Lynne is CUTE

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>>74344662
>fermented soy beans

I'd like to try Natto tbqh. They say it stinks like hell, but there must be a reason why the Nipponese like it.

>>74345662
3-1-2-4-5

>>74345782
LIAR

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>>74345777
Little boy seems to like it, too.

http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-beer-passaranan-s-nipple-mqpkehw/answers/new.html

>>74321497
Wew

>>74345332
underrated

>>74332972
>no apple pie
Only time you eat meat pie is for dinner
Apple is the greatest

>>74341248
I know right? Went to QPR - Ipswich on new years day, first row right next to the Ipswich dug-out. Hearing Mick McCarthy cuss the entire game was really amusing.

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>>74345051
Sheep country more like.

>>74327649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_rugby_union_matches_between_England_and_New_Zealand

>>74329554

It was a pasty though so Sun Bet shouldn't have paid out on the bet.

>>74344568
Great banter.

>>74344662
Weak banter.