https://twitter.com/brendanschaub
https://twitter.com/bryancallen
www.bjpenn.com for news
Last >>74314757
goob is more dangerous than woodley dude
my wife is calling me, its clean up time. see you guys lol
>>74320934
goob actually is a better striker you pleb, do you even have fight pass
So whats the earliest McGregor returns to UFC if he really fights Mayweather?
>>74321008
if he died in 2017 he could be reincarnated in 2018 at the earliest and then be old enough to compete around 2036 for ufc 619
>>74321008
next year
What the HECK did you say about Schaub? Better watch that mouth you stupid IDIOT. Schaub is a self made multimillionaire, certified badass, t-shirt mogul, sneaker expert, one part of one of the most popular podcast in the world and just a great guy. What have you achieved in life? Nothing. Now shut the HECK up and leave.
>>74320899
The movie or the UFC program?
>>74321008
>if he really fights Mayweather?
tough to say lad
>>74321046
He's a shit fighter
>>74321049
can confirm that the UFC program is absolute shit, it's terrible and not worth it at all
the early access that you gain to tickets are not tickets in desirable areas, which are made unavailable to Fight Club members and can only be accessed when the tickets go on sale to the general public
the "early access" that is gained by subscribing to the newsletter is the exact same. you can't get front row center tickets through the early access methods, and seeing as they are making you pay additional money in order to ensure that you get tickets, you'd think they have it a bit backwards.
the people willing to pay more money for early access don't want bad seats. that's super dumb
>>74320934
moron
>>74321086
I used the early access feature last year for numerous European events, I guess it was a bit more useful since those events tend to sell out much quicker than North American ones.
>>74321136
you could have gotten better seats if you waited
Lots of spergs are now getting unbanned.
Goodbye comfy /heem/
2/19/2017 - 2/20/2017
>>74320975
>goob actually is a better striker you pleb
What does that have to do with anything?
>>74321140
The Euro evetns tend to sell out pretty quickly and then the tickets get sold on ticketmaster etc. for double the price. How would you advise buying tickets?
>>74321166
GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!
>>74321166
Derrick "Beat your wife? I'll end your life" Lewis
>>74321178
Did he let the dog out?
>>74321191
DEFEND YOURSELF
>>74321178
early stoppage compared to what he let happen to BJ Penn
>>74321191
Lewis is the uncle tom trump supporter doe
>>74321195
>>74321208
Nope
>>74321178
Look at Alvarez's face
I could tell this fight was over from the second he first got dropped. He looked like he didn't know what hit him, probably because he didn't.
>>74321233
Lewis is an honorary white man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDEGcl0w7F4
>>74321216
The second I saw Mario Yamasaki was reffing this shit I knew I was gonna watch this exact scene play out lmao
>>74321008
Never
>>74321191
don't stop punching till he wakes up in bellator
>>74321164
the canadian events get sold out quickly too my man
usually the UFC allows whatever venue is hosting the event to sell the tickets with their own method. in my case most recently it was the actual arena in ottawa and I had to use their website to buy tickets, and it was random so you had to continually reroll and hope for the best.
you're right, the good tickets get bought up quickly and then resold on ticketmaster for a lot more, the reason being that it can be difficult to get good tickets if you don't know what you're doing. my advice would be to make sure you're on the ball right when the tickets go up for sale and set some rules for yourself based on what you're willing to pay, what sections are unacceptable etc, and just start rerolling tickets until you get a set you're happy with.
if you don't mind selling tickets yourself, then buy a set that you deem acceptable and then start rerolling for a real homerun location.
and of course, this is all assuming that you don't have the disposable income to just say fuck it and pay whatever some asshole on ticketmaster is asking for the real good seats. I actually had front row seats (along the glass in a hockey arena, not floor seats) to UFC 206 in my online cart but my dad buggered his knee up and couldn't go. so you can definitely get lucky
>>74321244
You wish chump
>>74320975
>rocked by nate
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>74321146
>sperg
>comfy
fucking dork
fuck you you little rule loving cunt i will literally murder you in a parking lot or in your home anywhere
>>74321383
nate is also a good striker
>>74321146
Give me a place to meet i'll beat you to death with my hands I don't give a fuck I'm tired of you pasty zeroes sitting behind keyboards with your artificial protection i'll kill anyone of you i'll kill anyone anytime anywhere i literally don't care
>>74321404
>block shots with head
>literally all you have to do to beat me is leg kicks
@74321393
@74321411
Mommy forgot to label the meds correctly
>>74321404
nate is a rangy lanklet chin-babby with close to zero striking defense.
well?
>>74321164
also, there are a few tricks you can do when you're rolling for seats if it's a random distribution type of system. having a bit of programming wiring knowledge helps a bit.
when you're selecting what seats you want, it usually limits you by price range, so you're just saying "gold tickets only" or "gold tickets or brown tickets" or maybe it lets you pick your own price range.
I would strongly recommend trying as many different combinations of search picks as you can. more than once I've had tickets not show up where they should have with one type of search that show up every single time with another type of search
for example, selecting "floor tickets only" and "$200-$300" might have different search results than "floor tickets only" and "best possible tickets", even if tickets within that price range are actually the best possible. I've definitely had that happen more than a few times.
there's another american on here that buys tickets a lot and could probably also provide a bit more insight, he seemed to know his shit when I was talkign to him about it last year
>>74321191
yamasaki is a terrible ref lol
>>74321441
Ferguson by meme submission in r4
>>74321441
Khabeeb by 5 rounds of Herb not noticing Tony's arm is broken
NEW CHAMP CAMP
https://youtu.be/izy-M4TtFrM
>>74321418
>"Nate, why don't you check leg kicks?"
>because it just hurts
>>74321178
this clip is a pretty good example of what I was talking about when I said it's very hard to not eat that left hand
gooby is fucking faster than most people give him credit for. he doesn't just have power, he's really fast too
>>74321383
dumb argument dude, there are guys at 135 knocking people out and you're pretending that a perfectly placed punch from a man that weighs 180lbs and knows how to box shouldn't rock you? lmao bitch please
>>74321562
>a flailing retard
>someone who knows how to box
okay.jpeg
>>74321562
nigger, he got tagged by the same combo 6 or 7 times. and whats with the 135 argument? just because lineker has ko power doesnt mean anyone bigger has it too retard
>nate is a good striker
>>74321518
*dabs repeatedly*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owVpXYN41e8
>>74321562
nate was the weight of a black hole in that octagon
>>74321593
"nate diaz doesn't know how to box" - surprise guess who
>>74321598
>nigger, he got tagged by the same combo 6 or 7 times.
buddy what the fuck are you even arguing right now, do you even know? do you even know what you are arguing right now
>>74321629
>no footwork
>no head movement
>only throws 1-2s
"nate diaz is a good boxer"
t.Adan
>>74321657
you do not have a fucking clue
>>74321518
B A S E D
T - W O O D
>>74321629
>nate is a good boxer
he chinbabbied his way into the second and hit conor with the same combo.
you think conor can take tyrons shots? nigger please
>>74321673
If Conor and Nate had a boxing match, Nate would get pieced up because he is unironically a shitty boxer. He's a heavy bag with long arms.
>>74321727
/thread
>>74321686
>k-k-ing conor
Shouldn't you be at a youtube comment section somewhere?
>>74321686
>you think conor can take tyrons shots? nigger please
you literally don't know what you're arguing about
>>74321727
Conor spent the majority of his camp sparring with a 6'0" tall professional boxer. he didn't do this because Nate is bad at boxing lol
"Nate is a bad boxer"
-An idiot who started watching MMA in 2016
"Nate is a legit mutherfucker man, he can be champ easy"
-An idiot 196'er
"King Conor is da best evar"
-An idiot who started watching MMA late 2016
>>74321758
>>74321761
the whole argument started because he claimed conor being a better striker means hes more dangerous than woodley.
conor got rocked and cucked by someone with TERRIBLE striking
>>74321761
"a boxer with shitty to non-existent footwork can be a good boxer"
-someone who's never watched a boxing match in their fucking life.
Conor McGregor
>>74321727
>Connor on 12 rounds
hmmm
"Nate is a bum,they should give the fight to Faber
-196 heem
>>74321818
Are you unironically unaware that boxing rounds are 3 minutes long?
1 year anniversary coming up for real.
>>74321809
>the whole argument started because he claimed conor being a better striker means hes more dangerous than woodley.
the entire argument started because I claimed that Woodley's striking is not on Conor's level. And it isn't.
>>74321847
It doesn't need to be for it to be more effective. Woodley has the threat of the takedowns that GSP would need to keep in mind, while Conor is solely a left hand.
>>74321847
>Woodley's striking is not on Conor's level
Based on what you goof? lol
"Get in my guard" - me
>>74321866
>the rory fight didn't happen
>>74321845
>some heemsters are still in denial pretending this never happened
>>74321847
>striking is the only thing that matters
See maia condit
>being the better striker always means you win striking exchanges
See schaub crocan
>>74321833
You should be able to slove this, 12x3 > 5x5?
>>74321878
What does Rory have to do with Magiga lol?
>>74321892
He would also get eleven minutes of rest.
>>74321883
"Nobody can take dat lef han shawt."
-Gooby Goober
>>74321902
t. literal 205'er who went back and watched king conor fights
>>74321847
wonderboy is far more dynamic and elusive and still got his shit slapped on multiple occasions by woodley
>implying this won't happen to goob on a grander scale
Heeminder that Johny confirmed it was training in a Gi, NOT STEAKS, that has led to his massive career resurgence.
>>74321903
36-11 > 25-4 purely mathematically speaking I am in the right here, please close the tab, you can post in the next thread
>>74321337
I actually prefer sitting at a slight elevation (usually behind the media), I feel its by far the best view.
>>74321932
>rocked by nates jab
>can take that roidrage overhand right
>>74321446
Cheers la, I don't really have an issue getting decent seats with early access. At worst I just try it over a few times. Got my early access code for London from a guy on FB.
>>74321962
>not eating gi and training in steak 5 times daily
>>74322031
but the best sections aren't even available for early access
like you usually can't even buy tickets in the center of the arena during early access. you can get decent seats sure but you can't get the best seats
>>74321918
What kind of idiot compares Rory to Conor? They're not the same fighter at all you moron haha, did you even watch what Rory did to Nate you casual?
>>74321885
literally didn't say either of those things lol
>>74322066
Johny says train Gi twice a week
Maia says at least once a week
3 times a week is for memers
>>74322066
how do you prep your gi?
>>74322103
tyron had trouble with gastelum on the feet as well
>>74322132
Gastelum had a 40lbs advantage over woodley
>>74322132
Now you talking about Gastelum? Lol
>ywn see a gracie get btfo in a sanctioned MMA bout ever again
tired of these clowns pretending they're great fighters while refusing to fight anyone except underweight asians with hollow bird bones
>>74322093
I tend to get tickets in either 111 or 102 and those seem the best seats view wise IMO.
>>74322132
but he won? cant you understand this is not kickboxing
Chiming in about the fight culb presale access. My experience has been what canada says. When I tried for 199, all the presale seats were at 45 degree angles to the axis of the cage in relation to how it looks on TV. So I waited a day for the general on sale and ended up getting way better seats. I want to say the same thing happened for 194 but I cant remember.
So yeah I agree Fight Club is a ripoff.
Conor McGregor
>>74322198
Kron v Dillon will co-main for Connor v Kabib
>Wonderboy is the best striker woodley has ever faced, he won't be able to touch him, I got wonderboy by 1st round headkick KO xD
>>74320914
Unironically a good OP for once
>>74322273
t.scat poster
>>74322296
>t. Cheetoh fingered virgin
>>74321967
You have never performed an athletic activity in your life.
>>74322223
>>74322251
Damn, so close to quints.
And I would be very surprised if early access allowed purchases in 111 and 102 of that pic. And if it did, I'd be willing to bet it was only the rear half of the section, or only the section that wasn't deadnut center of the arena.
Every time I've bought tickets, the center section of the lower level was not available to buy tickets until they went on sale to the public. Same with floor seats etc but those usually suck imo
>>74322331
Pretty sure I fornicated with your mother
>300 word essay due at midnight
>can't log off heem
Help
>>74322314
>Shob autist calling anyone a virgin
>>74322414
I'm calling virgins virgins, you virgin.
>>74322251
>>74322344
I guess its just different in North America.
>>74322126
marinated 12 hours in ufc 167 tears and magana flakes
>>74322444
>Being a big brown sperg aka scat lover
Wew
nobody bantz at me today ok? i'm sensitive and i'm having a rough day
>>74322506
you wish someone bantz'd at you ever
>>74322503
I love Schaub. Your twisted mind can think what it pleases. Now go clean your fingers and maybe a girl will touch your pee pee.
@74322506
Here's your (you), now kys
>>74322542
>I love big brown
of course you do turd
Imagine literally being unable to get your mind out of the toilet.
Imagine loving big brown turds
imagine being a boring normie and taking everything on 4chan seriously
>>74322599
I can't. What is it like?
>>74322582
Imagine being the faggot american (you) that constantly starts passive-aggressive little girl posts with with word 'imagine'.
Imagine having a Schaub folder but not even watching the fights, seems literally homosexual to me
Imagine getting triggered by a post on heem.com
it's easy if you try
>>74322630
I'll watch whenever Schaub fights and I listen to every fight companion he is on.
Imagine all the people
>>74322236
He got robbed desu Gastelum should be WW champion right now
I cant believe I actually thought other generals were austistic before posting here
>>74322725
damn it, angel, we're doing the imagine thing right now but yes this is very good relevant mma thing to post
Imagine what Schaub must be like in bed. I bet he is a firm but caring lover.
>>74322725
masvidal/gastelum will be for the title in 2018
cap this post
>>74322712
>I'll watch whenever Schaub fights
RIP
>>74322748
t. 13 second bruhzil
>>74322748
>flag
Your opinion is so worthless dude
Imagine admitting "I love big brown" unashamedly
Imagine being afraid to admit what you love.
>>74322712
>I'll watch whenever Schaub fights
I flush my big browns
How come Rogan cant get better people to do a fight companion? McCall sucks and hardly anyone likes him. I would honestly prefer mayhem miller calling in from orange county correctional center than another fight companion with schaub or uncle creepy.
Lads, do you think GSP drinks coffee or is that below him?
>>74322935
Contrary to unpopular opinion, Schaub is actually the BEST fight companion.
>>74322859
BAS!
LOOKOUUUUUT
>>74322947
it's probably below him
drug use to compensate for physical inadequacies is probably below him in general
FREE FIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2P365aSwMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2P365aSwMs
>wmma
Yoel Romero
>>74322935
Rogan probably realized this after the last one. McCall barely talks unless directly questioned, and Edgy is so fucking spaced out on BJJ endorphins and back pain that he's only good for zany quips here and then to get the others talking about stupid shit. But to do so you need someone better than Ian fucking McCall on there or else it's just Rogan rambling for 4 hours.
>>74322935
Imagine a fight companion with Chael Sonnen. It would make me cum all over my desktop
>>74322935
This isn't the first time McCall has been on.
>>74323095
I ROVE YOU MEIN
>>74322935
>>74323108
how many podcasts has he done now? isn't it like 900 or something insane?
how many of those were with someone you don't think is good enough? lol he's probably had 250+ good guests on there
>>74323145
how famous is he in cuba?
Question: why is Schaub such a polarizing figure on /heem/? I'm relatively new to MMA and I've only been watching it closely post-Schaub. Judging by TFATK and his JRE appearances he seems likable enough.
Please explain because he gets a lot of shit/praise considering he's a podcaster who was never top 15 in the UFC
>>74323137
No shit dummy did I say he was? No in fact I implied the opposite.
>>74322984
Callen is better
>>74323068
What a society
>>74323176
Do you know what paid shills are?
>>74323176
Because he's relatable to people with brain injuries, also very motivational when trying to lose puppy fat
>>74323152
I'm not talking about regular JRE im talking about fight companions. Obviously it doesnt make sense to have the guy that dives looking for hidden civilizations or any of his hack comedian friends on a fight companion.
>>74323176
> He's rogan's bro
> 99% of heem watches TFATK and JRE
> cucked by Travis Browne
> He's mexican, heem love minorities
There you go
>>74323182
He can't flourish without Schaub there to keep him in check though. Ipso facto Schaub is THE PREMIER fight companion.
Taking this way too far now
Hope our real boy Overeem snaps his arm
>>74323171
Relatively unknown, mma is not popular in the caribean and he's not gonna get any news coverage thanks to him being a defector
>>74323182
This, fuck Schaub. At least you can have intelligent conversations with callen instead of hearing Gahdoouche all the time
>>74323320
Lol whytebois on sudaka watch.
BASED BLACK BEAST
>>74323320
Fuckoff, Derrick is ourboy that we will continue to support
Post your dream fight companions. Rogan is there by default.
>Joey Diaz
>Eugene
>Edgy Brah
>>74323420
Rogan, Edgy, Chael, Nate Diaz.
>>74323320
THE FUG YOU SAY WHI'BOI?!
>>74323320
Doesnt he have a wife and kids
>>74323420
> Eddie Bravo
> Arriany
> Chrissy
> Vanessa
> Bruce Buffer
>>74323320
poor Reem will be lucky to survive Hunt
>>74323468
No he doesn't
>>74323401
>>74323419
>>74323453
>HAHA HE SAYS FUNNY THINGS AND ISN'T AFRAID TO BE BLACK!!! LELELEL HILARIOUS #SAVAGE #BLACKBEAST
>>74323420
Big John
Joey diaz
Alex jones
UFC 209 is doing the 3 man broadcast team again
This time Anik, Rogan, and Cruz
>>74323523
Yeah he does
>>74323529
Big John is awful
>>74323542
Should be Cormier and Rogan desu
>>74323525
t.SEETHING whiteboi
Black beast in this ho
>>74323420
>Rogan
>Joey "Immigrant Mentality" Diaz
>Shael
>Schoob
>>74323569
Prove it
>>74323542
Anik is my favourite
I hate Cruz though
>>74322796
I can see
>>74323542
THEY KNOW that they need an extra guy to make up for fucking Anik
>>74323621
I CAN SEE!!
>>74323579
This, they really meshed well during 208
>>74323579
True, but Anik is the homeboy that shloooops out those ads in 6 seconds
>>74323586
Bet 50 bucks this is a white boy
Who the heck was that guy with Stann on Sunday?
>>74323618
>Anik is my favourite
>>74323659
Nope. I'm a black guy.
Anik haters are nearly as bad as Cody haters
>>74323320
Overeem is past his prime and has always had a bad chin, I wouldn't be surprised if Lewis lands on his glass
>>74323665
He was a pro rasslin' commentator before the UFC picked him up. He's supposed to replace Mike GOATlie Goldberg
> muh muay thai knawledggee from wikiepdia
> If this was a muay thai fite, the homie woulda won on points
> Stan: no shit nikka
Is he /ourguy/?
>>74323739
No
>>74323716
Do you have your trip on? sorry I can't tell
>>74323783
>open Facebook
>new message
>see this
>wat do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVTWDti-ZEo
>>74323779
Cody could be a star if he had a bit of charisma and wasn't so dumb.
/OurGuys/
>>74323844
SEE YOU SOON
BOI!
>>74323844
lube my anus
People who are fans of Anik, EVERY SINGLE TIME, were violently bullied at school and/or molested by a family member. It causes them to be compulsively sympathetic towards people who appear to have suffered through the same pain.
>>74323859
> I sold drugs as a teenager, haha
> Haha, yeah.. I really did
> Haha... I'm serious. I sold drugs as a kid
> ..G-g-guys can I have my street cred now
>>74323844
leave bisking alone
>>74323855
Yet you bring it up multiple times a thread?
Giving him attention and attention seeking yourself
Pathetic
>>74323859
He already is a star.
>>74323904
Clean your fingers
>>74323706
You're also the biggest loser on heem
Can't wait til these britbong goofs go to bed, looking forward to late night comfy heem
>>74323983
Britbongs own heem
>>74323685
god i love that "this fucking goof over here" thumb from dana
>>74323983
You're a bit of a casual no offence
I'm always here late at night
If you'd been here long you'd know that no offence.
>>74323958
>He already is a star.
No evidence of this, his ratings vs TJ should tell us if he is. Its as good of a matchup hype wise that he is going to get.
>>74323320
we all miss weightcut ronda though
>>74323983
The window between 9pm and 1am EST is PRIMETIME /heem/. True discussion can't happen until the fat NEETS of Britain go the fuck to sleep.
>>74323917
SEE YOU SUN BOI
KEK
>>74323918
Brought it up twice. You seem upset.
>>74323975
I disagree Paddy.
>>74323917
I LUH YOU MAIKO
SHEE YOU SHON, BOI
Requesting BIGG Ronda pictures
>>74324423
Okay then, can we get some little girls as well? Mama yamamoto, kyra, anything really
>>74320914
Love coming home and seeing a Schaub OP.
Schaub bless my Bulgarian brothers. Love you bro.
>>74324423
Fat ronda is Adan's specialty
>>74324510
One of the times Ronda was a guest on the Fighter and the Kid, she called in while shooting a movie in Bulgaria. It was during this call that she admitted to pirating the UFC because she couldn't find a legitimate way to watch it in Bulgaria.
>>74324423
She's a big girl.
>>74320914
When did Max Landis start fighting in UFC?
Honda
>>74324681
Make it 170, tell her to get conformable
>>74324423
>>74324528
Lads, I am here.
>>74324423
what does Edmond mean by this?
>>74325106
>>74325147
Keep em coming
>>74325366
>>74325388
>>74325434
>>74325737
>>74325830
>>74325434
Beautiful filename
>>74325892
>>74325949
>>74325942
Put Francisco on reddit and it's a good list
>>74325942
This list: Reddit tier
>>74325982
>>74325942
Pigg Rigg is definitely Pleb tier
>>74325942
Remove overeem
>>74326033
>>74325942
If Reddit has Choi, let's take Korean Zombie or Big Welterweight Dong
>>74326117
And that's it folks.
RIP in Peace Miguel Bisping
Schaub bless you, brothers
>>74323272
whats puppy fat?
>>74325942
Mickey is a top tier boy tbqh
>>74325164
emund sucks, but im pretty sure any fighter switching camps later in their career does poorly
baszler and duke already sucked, guida and ellenberger way on the other side of their prime
>>74325892
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>74326330
I THINK YOUR POST IS CORNY
DO YOU GUYS THINK THE GALL IS FIGHTING SOME #15 WELTERWEIGHT NEXT?
>>74326366
>>74323420
>joey diaz
>alex jones
>bill bur
>ben shapiro
>>74326398
>weidman
>hendricks
>no cain
>no ngannou
>no woodley
>no maia
*using your hard earned dockybux to pay for proxies so you can post scat on 4chan*
>>74326366
>#15 WELTERWEIGHT
No, I honestly think he'll fight Potassium Perry next. That's a fun fight for a Fox card
>>74326455
>no ngannou
>>74326398
Remove overeem, add in charles bennet
>>74326498
my mistake
STILL
MY
BOY
Thought Gall is off to lightweight?
>>74326542
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Why is Luke so BASED? FRB BTFO.
>>74326641
Because Luke is a marine and frontrowbrian is a scrawny ginger who needs to hide behind an pseudonym
>f-fake news!
Senpai Trump will surely notice me now.
>>74326693
FRB is right though
>>74326699
True, but FRB is a manlet, ginger cuck who works for the worst "mmanews journalism" company
>>74326731
You know what is pleb tier?
Basing your boys on other peoples opinions.
Have your own boy, if you like them, don't worry if reddit thinks they're bad.
>>74326731
I think right now dom Snooze is shob tier
get cody up to top tier
>>74326781
You know what is pleb tier? your life lmao so hard. go to bed you turbo manlet britcuck muslim curry chip butty
>>74326861
I have no problem with you Adan
>>74326861
autistic
cody is the king
>>74326861
>the state of Canada shitposting
>>74326781
I actually agree with you.
based Elias
>>74326914
A lot of fighters shill this website on social media.
Not based.
>>74326914
VERY UNORTHODOX
Requesting Brendan Swab tweet, the damage control from Brendan makes me kek everytime
>>74327088
>>74327099
>puppy fat
>>74326914
can eliasposting be a thing?
>>74327120
Certainly not
>>74327120
no you loser
>>74327088
>>74327141
>Apologizing after being insulted
What a beta
>>74327141
>n-nah nothing b-but love pls don't heem me
>>74327163
As if Schaub is scared of some little twerp. Its called being polite and respectful, dummy.
>>74327099
>>74327141
now all we need is that homoerotic webm of schaub twerking in his underwear for some guy and we have completed the trifecta
>>74327187
Jorge is 6'0", actually mexican, so add 4 inches to his cock size against Shawcub
>>74327253
He's Cuban x puerto rican friend
>>74327283
>>74327283
ITS TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING, I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>74327163
>>74327253
>le masvidal could heem a top 10 HW
i bet you would have totally sent a mean tweet as an anonymous frogposter, sweetie. a big strong tough guy cause you yell at mummy when she forgets the tendies and role play as a fighter on an anime imageboard
>>74327283
>>74327310
Does posting that make you feel better about yourself? You are just jealous of Schaub's success, he is a certified badass, a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul and one part of one of the most popular podcasts in the world. You wouldn't be able recognise greatness if it slapped you in the face. Now beat it you cheeto fingered nerd!
>>74327326
>Does posting that make you feel better about yourself?
yes
>>74327326
>>74327317
Schaub bless brothers. I pay these h8ers no attention. I genuinely feel sorry for them. Maybe one day they can leave all the hate behind and truly achieve self-actualization.
>>74327326
>>74327352
>>74327372
Shut the fuck up you little bitch. Got it? Thats a good boy. Now shut up and fuck off.
How is it that the journalists of a combat sport, of all things, are often pathetic social justice warriors? I just read Luke Thomas stance on diversity and it makes me rage. Why is it always the things that I like that get infiltrated by these subhumans?
classic schaub
any news lads?
>>74327405
This isn't your blog loser.
>>74327405
>raging about social justice
edgy
Luke is a good guy.
>>74327449
Based!
>>74327356
You are the biggest loser on all of /heem/
>>74327283
Even got beat like a woman by travis browne. Sad!
>>74326398
>Pigg Rigg
>Cruz
>>74327449
>everyone who doesn't think like I do is low IQ
What a pretentious man
>>74327533
He never said that anywhere.
what did he mean by this?*
>>74327572
>voting against him is easy and an IQ test
GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!
goob is fighting tyron?
>>74327580
what did he mean by THIS?
>>74327606
are there any cool black fighters besides the black beast and crazy horse?
>>74327616
>Coach wants Georges St-Pierre to have ‘epic’ UFC return against Conor McGregor
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET CUNELO
>>74327636
Pic unrelated of course
>>74327681
literally kill you
where the fuck has Schaub been a meme for so long? There is literally nothing special about him inside of outside of the ring.
>>74327690
Schaub is NOT a meme and there is a LOT that is special about him.
>>74327606
How could someone be so mean and call based Lewis that
>>74327690
ONE(1) dedicated loser has been forcing it for over 2 years.
>>74327709
wrong as well
>>74327663
wat
Is GSP gonna kill himself to get down to 155?
>>74327745
At 170 you muppet
>>74321819
How quickly they forget
>>74327690
>>74327729
It genuinely quelled for a while, but the thing is newfags came in and saw people posting Schaub and joined in because maymays. I don't think the people posting now started the meme, they just felt the need to continue it when it was dying off
get /HYPED/
>>74327814
hows this mma related
>>74327821
Joe Rogan is MMA
>>74327814
DUDE
SCIENCE
LMAO
>>74327814
will not be tuning into that cringefest
>>74327852
Yes you will.
>>74327686
DC is white
>>74327814
It's like a large hadron collider for reddit posts
>>74327860
You wish whiteboi
>>74327814
what are the chances Rogan will get high and turn the podcast into a weed and DMT debate?
I think he learned his lesson though
>>74327860
I would lay on top of you and do nothing for 25 minutes if you said that to my face
>>74327734
Ronda confirmed for
B O N E D
O
N
E
D
>>74327814
>le smart black man
to my knowledge these boys have been claimed by
pleb: green
reddit: red
heem: black
>>74328035
>Jacare
>Masvidal
Heem yourself
>>74328035
>Aldo over Conor
HAH
>>74328035
>going on Reddit
>>74328060
> Italy flag
> not supporting your fellow Mexican amigo
A lot of self hate you got going on there
>>74328035
Sergio has actually been claimed by me thank you very much.
>>74328035
Sam Alvey is totally reddit. He uses reddit everyday, and he is a fucking trash fighter
>t.reddit masterrace
>>74328089
Corrado is Italian through and through
Why do redditirs come here? Is it just to steal OC and claim it as their own?
Any Aussies visit Miesha this week?
>>74328060
>le never defend a belt potato man
>>74328154
He defended his interim belt against Aldo
>>74328122
that moment was so fucking hype
i still can't believe how calm conor looked
>>74328131
Premiere minds of MMA browse /heem/
They come to steal content and force personalities
>>74328136
Literally the only thing she has going for her are her tits.
> too much botox
> plastic surgery, but she still looks like
> pic related
>>74328159
no he didn't
Who can beat this Black Beast?
>>74328161
>i still can't believe how calm conor looked
he'd already visualised it thousands of times
he was just playing it back at that point
>>74328190
Only Lewis can beat Derrick
>>74328190
Beastin' 25/8 would molest that little blackbetacuck
>>74328190
Anybody beastin' 26/9
I LOHVE YU MYKE
SEE YU SOON.... BOI
When is that bald fuck going live
Man I want to sleep
>>74328190
Literally everyone.
>>74328260
Like Travis? lol
Does Black Beast have a glass body?
Yoel vs Black Beast
who wins
>>74328202
Don't hurt your arm jacking yourself off
>>74328310
The HW
>>74328283
Trav was piecing him up. The ref should have stopped it when Derrick was turning away from the kicks.
>>74328300
you try getting kicked in gut when you need to take a fat schaub
>>74328314
no worries m8, your mom forbids me from using hands, she wants that dick all to herself
a jealous woman she is
>>74328319
lol
>>74328331
>DUDE SPACE LMAO
just tuned in and spacengannou already saying something retarded
>>74328385
>spacengannou
kek
>>74328385
> spacengannou
underrated
>>74328331
>tfw you realize indiana jones wore a fedora
144 lbs
>talking about Solstice and shit when you would tap to a vaporiser immediately
>Conor is going to be the most active Featherweight champ ever! I can't wait for a title defense every 4 months!
>Look, a title defense can wait, he's got history to make
>It's actually a good thing he got stripped, cause this gives him time to focus on defending the LW belt
>It's only a ten month break, he'll be defending immediately when he gets back, its not that big a deal
You are here
>Hey, he just did a training camp for BOXING, he needs a few months to get back into MMA mode. How would a title defense right now be fair? He'll be back in 2 months, mark my words
>I know it's been 18 months since 205, but listen, doing this Expendables movie will be great for his brand
>>74328319
>>74328361
Travis landed some mean leg kicks to the body man, 100%
>>74328496
For sure he was tagging him with some nice leg kicks
>>74328491
>wah wah wah Conor
>waaah waaaaah Conor
>wah wah wah Conor Aldo Conor
>waaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaah special treatment waah
You are here
>wwwaaah waahh wah wah Conor waahh waaah
>wah wah waaah Legacy waaaah
>>74328509
I just realized that the reason Schaub lost to Travis is that he didn't punch his face
he kicked his leg when he should have punched his face basically
>punch hits your jaw and this guy is the last you see
>as the tunnel around you gets darker and you feel the pull of the abyss you can hear someone yelling
"Defend yourself"
>you can remember hearing those words before, but you can no longer remember what they mean, or what you are supposed to be doing..
>confused you drift off into unconsciousness
NOT ALL INFINITIES ARE THE SAME SIZE
>>74328553
You learn this in grade school arithmetics
>>74328553
size does not exist without a unit of measurement
numbers don't have a size
>>74328553
>hey Jamie go look that for us
>>74328598
https://youtu.be/f-MdEJTJEGs
GdR sounds just like ecoreem
mmaworld >>>> mmadigest
>>74328579
What? It's a pretty high level concept, Cantor lost a lot of friends by creating the different sized infinities meme.
>>74328598
I know Floyd is stupid but I refuse to believe that he's this stupid
>>74328622
Still not 25 million hahahahahahahaha
can't wait to watch McGoober get embarrassed by GOATweather. The shitposting in these threads will be legendary
>>74328644
still definitely not even close to 2.5 million hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Paul Craig vs. Tyson Pedro is going to be such a fucking spicy banger
>>74328636
> pretty high level concept
Do a few algebra problems and find the limits of a function f(x) as it approaches infinity
> muh hi level
> kiwi education
>>74328666
gooby made a disclosed 3.59M in his last fight alone lol
>>74328681
>comparing the highest mma earner to the highest boxing earner
>>74328651
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>74328666
Before you ask for 25 million make sure you're actually worth that hhahahahahahahaha
>>74328544
>get into a cage to fight someone
>get knocked unconscious
seems pretty simple to me
That's just analysis, doesn't touch on comparisons of infinite sets and so on.
Just catching up on the prelims from Sunday and LOL how shit is Esparza? Not even an illegal knee could save her.
Where does she go from here?
Oh, and based Markos with the PLZ NO BULLY post fight speech.
>>74328783
>illegal
>>74328783
Esparza is still definitely still top 15, because WMMA is that bad. She could become champ in Invicta if she wanted to, but the pay must be a lot lower.
>>74328525
and then we fucked lol
>>74328622
>"fake news"
>links thesun.co.uk
Mitrione = quitter
Do gi colours matter?
I want a grey one
>>74328735
your dad
>>74328849
>he trains in a gi
Reminder Jon Anik is so based and awesome he got a stockton tattoo for a bet
>>74328849
dont be a faggot, blue or white.
too much bunda tbqh
>>74328810
adan such a character
>>74328877
Agreed, Anik is a fucking goat color commentator. He just needs to get on Joe's podcast so they can be bros, and get their mojo-flowjo going.
>>74328849
>training in a gi
>>74328783
>>74328808
heres an idea, they should do Esparza vs Fart Girl
How are you guys?
>>74328902
>>74328872
Idiots who have never rolled in their lives before.
>>74328877
A daily reminder to himself that he's a gambling degenerate
anik is a joke
terrible
>>74328920
good
>>74328916
>implying she won't duck
>>74328927
>trains in a gi
>>74328949
>Replying twice
Heem yourself
another fun fact about Carla Esparza: shes 0-2 in kekator
AND WITH THAT VICTORY THE PLUS FIVE HUNDRED UNDERDOG MOVES TO FIVE AND OHH IN THE YEW EFF CEE, SHIFTING GEARS NOW
>>74328957
i think spergo here just wants to use those epic reaction images he found
just ignore it
Rogan bringing up fractals right now
Wait for it
>>74328958
another fun fact
>>74328973
PLz senpai, I'm behind 4 minutes
>>74328976
I wonder if Felice and Carla ever licked each others baginas
>>74321845
holy motherfucking shit this was almost one year ago
>>74328972
it's a throwback meme newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU
>>74329058
Who /stillexisting/ here?
what did he mean by this?
>>74321845
I remember praying to whatever higher power exists that Nate win this fight, and in exchange I'd stop living like a degenerate and clean my act up.
But then I kept living like the scumbag that I am.
>>74329146
What went wrong with Uriah Hall?
>>74328916
Hill would probably maul her. She gave Andrade a tough fight who's huge and could wrestlefuck most in the division
>>74329187
> Bisping wants a money fight
> motherfucker has been in the game for over a decade, he wants his payday
> George Roids St Pierre is that payday
>>74329268
Esparza already beat Hill on TUF buddeh
>>74328931
IF YOU BET ON NO TOUCH GO CASH YOUR TICKET NOW
B.O.B. and Kyrie Irving BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nod0vs2UaM4
>>74329280
Hill has been mostly winning and consistently getting better since that fight, Esparza has been getting mauled and sitting out for months and months. I would put money on Hill in a rematch and i cant stand that farting nigger
>>74329280
>>74329328
this 2bh
>>74321146
This
What a gay OP
>>74329328
>and i cant stand that farting nigger
edgy
>>74329328
Hill is actually pretty legit desu. She fought two killers because the UFC hates independent Black women. That scrap against Andrade was 10x better than the 145lbs fight.
>>74329346
Not edgy, just trying to illustrate there is no bias, in fact, i do not like her as a person but would still be willing to risk money on her based on her comparative skills.
NATTY GOAT
NEW
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>74329444
100% natty
Please no one use that sperg thread
>>74329509
it's a real good OP though
>>74327745
There are bigger guys than GSP at 155. His age might be a problem though.
>>74329527
khabib is pretty big at 155
so is tony
GSP dummies both
NEW THREAD BOYS
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>74329478
>NEW THREAD
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>>ITS NEW
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>>>>74329478
yikes schaub didn't get the first
>>74329542
>GSP dummies both
get outta town
>>74329542
GSP isn't bigger than Glieson Tibau though. There are some 155ers who are bigger than him.
>>74329570
gsp hates bullies
I actually think Khabib could beat GSP
>>74329570
lol yes he would. Are you implying for one second that he wouldn't jab Khabib to oblivion and blanket tony?
>>74329591
Literally how? Did you see Khabib fight Tibau?
Migrate to the proper thread fellas:
>>74329571
>>74329571
>>74329571
>>74329571
New thread boys
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>74329478
>>74329600
Dude got split decisioned by fucking BJ Penn and got KTFO by a roided manlet he would get torn up by those two including MacGregor.
>>74329444
>lost to bisping