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First for Jets

shit team

>>74320411
No, you

shit team
shit fans
shit city
shit goons

i talk to a girl who lives in winnipeg and she constantly complains about the natives and says its a shithole

first for austism matthews and hatrick eng laine

>>74320396
Finally a proper thread.

I feel like having a Bulju thread.

>>74320464
fuck pulju

what the frig is going on

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>Boucher confirms Bobby Ryan has a broken finger. 4-6 weeks. Stone is injured (Neck). Hoffman out with groin injury. Wingels is questionable
12:13 PM - 21 Feb 2017

>booby ryan is considered a significant injury for the snes

Someone reported the habs early thread and it interuptted the jannies cartoons. Now he has sworn a vendetta.
Plus all of the OPs have sucked dick, including this one.

Jests are a joke and will relocate to Milwaukee after missing the playoffs 5 years in a row.

>>74320519
Maybe if they put him on LTIR they can free up some cap spa... Oh right.

>>74320438
Why it's a shithole? And what's the problem with natives?

>>74320519
And with the injuries decimating the snes so goes there playoff chances.

Seriously the worst franchise in Canada.

>>74320523
relocate thrashers to xeattle

>>74320529
>>74320538
relocate snes to qc

>>74320396
Another hat-trick for laine tonight, r-right guys?

>>74320396
What time is the game?

>>74320549
6-0 Leafs

Matthews and Laine both with hat tricks

>>74320553
It's in Toronto, so most likely 6 Central

>>74320563
>6 Central
what is that in normal proper time?

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>>74320553
230 in the morning for mongols

>>74320567
2:30 ebinland time

Please watch our sport

>>74320567
That's Winnipeg time, 7 Eastern

>>74320567
MY BAD, it's 7:30 Eastern/6:30 Central

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Guys this morning in the shower I had a thought. I was thinking about how Auston GOATthews is a dumb name and quite a stretch. Then I thought about Zach GOATse and had a laff.

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>>74320590
>zäk pärisee :DDD

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Who /Playoffs/ here?

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>>74320396
good thread

>>74320590
I like "McHaysoos" myself

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>>74320613

good one

>>74320613
Not you though, now that panthers got their shit together. Thank god Barkov came back to sink delusional laffers.

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>>74320613
>laffs
>playoffs

pick uno

>>74320653
>cucked by boston
>again
lmaaaooo

>>74320649
Too bad the snes are dead. I guess no matter what teams make it, it will still be shit.

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rye > wheat

>>74320671
to be fair they have a game in hand

What's the game of the night?
Minnesota vs Chicago?

>>74320649
>the kitties are going to go .800 for the rest of the season
>laffs are the delusional ones

finns are the laffs of europe

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>>74320706
Detroit - NYI

>>74320709
From this point on laffs have to win just as many games as kitties if they want to get in playoffs. Whatever happened up to this point is meaningless.

>>74320706
Objectively, Jets-Leafs

>>74320703
be sure to thank lord bettman for all those loser points goyim

>>74320649
>bustkov
huberdeau has been the one carrying them you retarded mongol

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>>74320706
memebowl of course

>>74320702
But eating a lot of rye has started giving me the gas, what should I do?

>>74320726
I thought they played yesterday in the meme off

>>74320714
Gross (not to the booty tho)

>>74320726
>game with two non-playoffs team is objectively better than a game with two contenders
lel

>>74320739
Learn to live with it. I'm sure it's worth it.

>>74320742
You're gross

>>74320706
Minnesota vs Chicago for quality of play and effort given by the teams

Laffs vs Jets for mindless shitposting the following 48 hours

>>74320761
That may be. But that says a lot about that game, doesn't it

>>74320724
And the Bruins, and the Sens and the Habs and the Bolts and even arguably the Sabres.

It's a fucking gap 10 point gap between 1st and 7th. There's not a single lock.

>>74320706
Sens/Devils may actually end up being the worst game of the last 5 years.

Devils hockey fucking sucks even more this year and now a Guy Boucher Sens team with half its top 6 injured is playing them

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how's this make you feel /hoc/

>>74320833
I blame Taylor Swift

God tier: Winnipeg jets

Good tier: Edmonton oilers, Ottawa senators, Calgary Flames

Bad tier: Vancouver Canucks, Montreal Canadiens

Kill yourself tier: Toronto Maple Leafs.

>>74320848
Swap ottawa and habs and lower flames by one and you got it

>>74320848
Good list, but Ottawa should have it's own meme tier above the Alberta teams and below the Jets

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>>74320848
Good list

>>74320833
>espn

>finally get internet connection back
>next game isn't until fucking saturday
think the hokkei gods are laughing at me lads

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>>74320883
But the Oilels play today Nigel

>>74320865
Yeah but seriously name a better franchise than the Predators overall, the organization interacts with all its fans from social media to events they set up. Also every other week is a promotion to meet the players at some beer and cheese meet or something, they're always doing something though

>Radko Gudas just left practice. Took his sticks with him.

Taking a shit or getting traded?

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>>74320897
i'm talking about the number one team in the pacific ofcourse

>>74320785
Finns are pretty stupid so it's no surprise all they do is shit post.

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>>74320908
Number one in what? Cups?

>>74320903
going to the bruins so they can have the two least likeable players in the league

Reminder, the preview of the 2017 SCF in on the 2nd of march get your memes on

>>74320776
No, you're wrong as well

>>74320908
Good lad

Gudas and Read to the Stars for Sharp (retained), Faksa, and a 4th

Anybody got a webm of Emery beating up Holtby?

>>74320959
well you got one team right but i'm not sure the canucks will make the playoffs desu

>>74320959
refresh my memory

dont you have to pass the first round in order to make the scf?

Boone Jenner ended Mitch marners career

>>74320959
>nashville
>montreal
>finals
wew lad

On even strength:

Scheifele has played 403:41 with Wheeler as his RW
1.49GF/60 2.82GA/60

Scheifele has played 459:03 with Laine as his RW
3.92GF/60 2.48GA/60

hmm...

>>74321026
WTF I love Boone now

>>74321256
>laine better than wheeler

Wew it's fucking nothing

Ok I'm going to bet 100€ on the game today, Jets or Leafs? What score should I bet on, you decide.

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This is Conrad McDermott and his retarded half-brother Larry Dodsworth. Say something nice about them.

>>74321290
5-4 take your pick who wins because it's a coin flip

>>74321290
Bet the over and Leafs win

Thank me later

>>74321284
Seems like Scheifele is pretty average with a guy who has been legit 1st liner. Seems like a superstar with a Laine though...

what to make of this, hmm...

>>74321299
Nobody cares oil cuck. Go back to collecting your EI cheque and drinking hand sanitizer.

>>74321308
Just like every other sniping winger Laine would be nothing without his center. Scheif drives that line. Let's hope he can develop an ounce of Wheelers defensive ability

t. jets fan

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>>74321318

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>Interesting stuff from @TSNBobMcKenzie on @TSN1040 says the Canucks could be looking to move a D like Hutton for help up front

Who will Benning move him for?

>>74321299
Mcmeme will break scoring records but never win a cup

Draisaitl will end up as a Winger and only play center in case of injuries

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>>74321367
S-stop

>>74321353
Alex Killorn

>>74321367
You are high as hell mister.
With pulju and mcdavid Oilers will become a dynasty almost as good as the Kurri's Oilers in the 80's.

youll see

>>74321308
Scheif>Laine

>>74321385
but pulju is getting traded

>>74321335
But why does laine doesn't see the same drop in his numbers when he played with Little???

hmm what to make of this then...

>>74321385
>kurris Oilers

Has any non mongol used that phrase before

>>74321403
Wild will trade Scandella + Zucker for him after the cup.

>>74321290
Jacob Trouba is injured. Leafs win.

>>74321421
yes pls

>>74321420
hockey professionals

>>74321431
oops not injuried but wint play

>>74321431
Trouba plays like someone who waiting to be traded in the off-season, not a big loss

I NEVER MEANT CAUSE YOU ANY SORROW

Hello yes this is hoc? I am just make giant columbus poo jacket in my toilett. It is very stink but tummy feel good now.
Thank you.

What are you gonna be drinking for the game tonight?

>>74321528
water to be honest with ya

>>74321462
Trade him to >us for Nuge.

>>74321528
hot cocoa

>>74321528
Capri Sun

>>74321528
Punsch

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>>74321528
The entire case

>>74321528
Lucozade

>>74321653
rip anon's pancreas

>>74321653
Thats a good deal.

>>74321575
I would kill myself if Chevy did that, I'd rather have futures than a bust like Nuge

Fuck the Oilers though I hope you have to trade Draisaitl for more D

>Bob McKenzie @TSNBobMcKenzie 7m hour ago

>Reports are Boston is finalizing a trade for Duchene, working out the specifics on picks

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>tfw shitposting about Sweden is migrating out of /hoc/ and into mainstream society

Has Finland finally gone too far?

>>74321627
Dude, are your okay from what happened in Sweden last night?

>>74321826
It actually started from /int/ and/or /pol/ and seeped to /hoc/ from there.

>>74321807
Chara + Spooner + 2nd round pick + 3rd round pick

>>74321915
Why would they take Chara if they're actually trying to rebuild?

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>>74321807
Kek

>>74321830
No, send money

>>74321937
he can show the way. He has still 2 good years left of him.

>>74321826
Finns don't even shitpost outside of /hoc about sweden. It's usually americans on /pol and /int.

>>74321528
Laffs tears

>>74321969
>2 years

Try watching a team without a mongol on it for once pejka

>>74322127
>Try watching a team without a finn
Why would anyone do this, lmao

>>74322152
What teams don't have finns?

>>74321969
>>74322127
>>74322152
Bruins have poopa, you have no excuse

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Why can't we just contend already

>>74322312
You can't defend.

>>74322312
You just pretend.

>>74322312
5 decades of obnoxious fans, delusion, and toxic media.

>>74322312
You will never contend

>>74322356
You fucking ruined the rhyme, m8

>>74322312
all toronto's meme magic is being used on the jays and raptors

just no room for laffers

@incarceratedbob
**BREAKING NHL NEWS**
Duchene to Islanders fell apart, Avs asking for Pulock/Brock/MDC
Source: Avs price may come down closer to TD

>>74322439
Jays and craptors are garbage though

>>74322472
they have both won playoff series in this decade

what does that say about the laffs?

>>74322356
now it'll just be obnoxious fans and toxic media.
i'll admit they're an exciting team to watch.

>>74322472
>Jays are garbage
>Been to the conference finals twice in a row
That's not something a lot of teams an say, especially Toronto sports

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Does this team have a proper rival yet?

Does Torts yelling make the players sad?

>>74321034
Tell me with a straight face that that wouldn't be glorious and that the ensuing riot wouldn't wipe Montreal off the face of the earth.

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STPP BULLYING NOW

Broons

>>74322527
they are going to finish 4th in the al east this season

Is anyone going to the world championships? Doubt many of this boards north Americans will be going, but any of the yuropeens going to go? I'm debating it, if I do it'll probably be one of the games in France since its pretty close

>>74322670
they tried to tell >us that last season as well

the wifebeater isnt gonna make that big a difference in jewyork

McDavid=Bulma

>>74322730
im a jays fan, just trying to be realistic
the window of contention is over

>>74322755
>>74322755
You=Debtor

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https://twitter.com/Real_ESPNLeBrun/status/834085641164034049

>>74322758
wait til grapefruit league is underway before you proclaim the sky is falling, the team is relatively the same from last year

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>>74322494
>>74322527
Raptors will never win a championship because they'll never beat the Cavs. And if they do, they're still not beating GS or even SA. The season is over before it even fucking begins.

Jays sold their farm to make the conference finals, but the team just is going to decline from here. The guy who sold the farm isn't even here anymore. As much fun as the last 2 years is, the window is essentially closed. It's a lot easier to point out the problems now that the season is over, like how the >rags literally choked away the game to put the Jays into the CF. But they really stood no chance against the Indians. And in the end, it was a gamble that didn't pay off.

The Leafs as it stands right now is growing its talents and pulling off fucking miracles. They've turned around so many mistakes the franchise has made for decades. It's a lot easier to expect the Leafs to be a stronger franchise than the Jays or Raptors under Shanahan.

At least until they pull off the next seasonal choke job.

>>74322758
Yup, they can't replace Edwin's offense and Jose will continue to get worse. Really, the team got significantly worse over the offseason

>>74322830
Maple Leafs still aren't winning championships, they have no good goalie or defenseman talent, expect one and done for at least 5 or 6 years at the least

>>74322830
>They've turned around so many mistakes the franchise has made for decades

winning the draft lottery was a gift, not an achievement. you cant pat management on the back for landing matthews

>>74322714
thinking about going, if my work situation is solved

>>74322830
>Raptors will never win a championship
Apehoop is the worst fucking sport for competitiveness. Unless you get a super generational player you basically have no hope of winning and players tend to nig up together and betray their teams(See KD/Lebron when he was the bad guy).

>>74322356
Every fanbase is obnoxious tho.

>>74322982
>phaneuf, clarkson
>babcock
>marlies
>work with team veterans

Like come the fuck on, they literally fucking got Dave Keon back.
They've done a great job so far, far better than anyone else in a long time in Toronto. They've got a long fucking way to go before we know if it all pays off or not, but they could not have started off on a better fucking foot.

I hope the swede anons are ok. Hagelin plays in his 400th game tonight

>>74323343
the retard you're replying to is the kind of faggot who'd still be shitposting >laffs along with phaneuf's contract details if they still had phaneuf on the team

since he actually was miraculously traded he'll conveniently act like that's a nothing move

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>>74322448
as isles fan i'd do that in a second. will be nice to see duchene come to the isle for even cheaper

>>74323343
>>74323493
>1967

>>74323493
so instead I should congratulate you laffers for trading 1 ltir for another?

the bar is so fucking low in laffland it may actually be at the bottom of lake ontario

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>tfw just realized that it's Detroit's bye week after the game tonight

>>74323426
as a >rags fan, I still miss Hags

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How does the richest team in the league not win a cup for 50 years even though the majority of that time had no salary cap?

>>74323687
When you're the richest team in the league without winning a cup, why would you need to win a cup?

t. owners

>>74323651
nhl is now negotiating to make all the bye weeks in a 2 week span for next year. we'll have 2 week spans next year with hardly any games each night so remember your suffering now is only going to be worse in the future

>>74323687
The same reason the dodgers haven't won in 30 years. Money doesn't win you a championship.

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>>74323761
Only the bandwagons can know peace from this evil

>>74323781
the >rags are a strong case against that

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>>74323737
for bragging rights at your rich people orgies duh

>>74323781
with jews you lose!

>>74323761
They were talking about conference bye weeks which is the perfect solution. You still have 15-16 teams playing during the 2 weeks so spread out the games accordingly. The current model is fucking shit and teams coming off the break are getting btfo. I don't know the exact record but it's around 2-10-1 or some shit.

>>74323761
oh well, ill just do a lot of meth during those bye weeks

>>74323687
>How does the richest team in the league not win a cup for 50 years even though the majority of that time had no salary cap?

Harold Ballard. From 1972-1990 he owned the team. He traded away the best players and wouldn't sign anybody. He only used the bare minimum salary to ice a team so he could collect more profits.

>>74320613
Honestly they have a shot but damn we need fucking Mitch Marner back GOD DAMN WE NEED MITCH MARNER BACK

>>74323851
yeah it's stupid now but when we have a week of only 16 teams playing that'll be 2 games a night

>>74320671
theres 25 games left and almost all the teams running for the playoffs are like 1 or 2 points apart in our division. The division leaders, Montreal, are only 5 points away from the Leafs. Tbh our whole division is kinda sucky

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>>74323909
and it will be one week entirely in the wrong timezone for everyone

>>74323687
Because laffers have at same time always had the most stupid and incompetent team management? Or maybe its just the shitty media and fanbase which causes the restrictions or bad moves by the team management. Or maybe they'd actually need to have a single strong personified owner and just concentrate on hockey.

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>>74323933
every single division except the metro is shit.

>>74323933
The only reason this division is so shit is because the bolts and panthers have underperformed so badly. The cats look like they'll make some noise now that they're healthy but the bolts have been a huge disappointment. I guess Stamkos was more important than all those trannies will have you believe.

>>74323869
the way he treated keon was fucking disgraceful.

>>74324000
Looks like Stamkos should have come to Toronto after all lol

>>74324104
nah if he's going to miss most of the season he might as well do it in Florida every year

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>>74321826
>>74321980
Do Finns even shitpost about Sweden on /hoc/? Sweden is an old meme that quit being funny in 2009

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>>74320396
LEAFS BEAT WINNIPEG TONIGHT 4-2, 3-2 AND AN EMPTY NETTER. MARK MY WORDS

>>74323982
Owners group has shot down rebuilds tons of times. Shanahan must have had some sort of clout to even get this ball rolling.

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>>74324144
it was always mostly fueled by padqvist

dubs and jets win with laine pattrick

>Marner on IR

And with that the laffs are out of playoff contention. Better luck next time, Ontario.

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>swärje

>>74324104
Fuck that can you imagine if he signed for 9.5 and he missed the entire year? The leafs would he in cap hell and still be shit.

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>>74324309

>>74324309
2006

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>>74324479
>

>>74324478
>>74324479
why you gotta be so rude
dont you know finns are human too

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>>74324309
>>74324478

>>74324534
You started it --> >>74324309
Don't dish it if you can't take it

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>>74324478

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>>74324479

>>74324562
This

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>>74324562
>>74324601
lol thats true i guess

>>74324530
>american olympic drought

>>74324580
You're getting back up now though :)

>>74324699
>swedish stanley cup drought

>>74324906
2008 it ours and I don't care what you have to say about it :)

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>>74325004

>>74323027
Hope it all gets sorted for you yuropfrend.

>hoc meetup at the ihwc because nobody in England watches hokkei

>>74324906
>1980
>they refer to the occasion as a miracle

cant make this shit up

>>74325096
Canada has failed to win the cup 24 straight times. US has only lost the olympics 9

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how often do you think goalers change these?

>>74325133
the latest cup win was won by a Canadian and spent more time in Canada than America

Remind me again how winning that was an American achievement

>>74325296
Goalies don't change clothes nor any protective wear in general.

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>>74325356
I know they change cages fairly often whenever a puck hits it

Since this is my thread, I suppose I should save it

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>>74325350

>>74326403
We are saving our shitposting for the memefest tonight.

Let's have a serious discuss about gender roles and their place in professional hockey

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>>74326450
is this for real or have i just missed something

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How assravaged is hoc going to be when the hawks with the cup AGAIN this year?
LMAO I am getting hard just thinking about it.

>>74326470
Doesn't exist

>>74326470
I'll start: I like to have sex with women and watch men play hockey

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>>74326470
nah

>>74326470
male personalities like mcguire have their designated area and it should be respected

#nowomeninbetweenboxes

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>>74326470
Women are noted to put their kids in sports that they played. Hockey should be for everyone but it should be clear that womens hockey will not be very successful because of the skill is comparable to high school.

>>74326520
on that note, anyone been to NwHL game?

>>74326547
I haven't although I'd take it over football or baseball any day

>>74326547
are you asking if an nwhl game has ever had one spectator? doubtful

McDavid=Bulma

I wish they'd quit playing hip hop at hockey games, I'm not about that life

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>>74326611

>>74326711
>this is how much average american produces sewer grease daily

Hockey is about rock, punk rock, pop punk, and maybe, MAYBE the occasional metal

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>>74326742
>pop punk

>>74326768
Yeah, Blink 182, Offspring, Green Day, Bad Religion, etc

>>74326768
>>74326786
Or should I say: Blink 182, Offspring, Bad Religion, Green Day

>MIN v CGY
>CHI v STL
>SJS v NSH
>EDM v ANA

>WSH v BOS
>PIT v CBJ
>MON v NYR
>OTT v FLA

instead of a proper playoff between the top 8 being

>MIN v CGY
>CHI v NSH
>SJS v STL
>EDM v ANA

>WSH v BOS
>PIT v FLA
>CBJ v OTT
>NYR v MON

FUCKING FIX THIS SHIT GARY

>>74326768
>>74326786
>>74326786
>>74326797
Wait I got it: it's Blink 182, Green Day, Bad Religion, Offspring

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>>74326786
>>74326797
fucking disgust

real proper punk is made in a town called kouvola and recorded on a cassette that's been pissed on 7 times and vomited on 3 times and their lyrics tell of nothing else but ryyb & narc and being an underachiever

>>74326768
>>74326786
>>74326797
>>74326810
Bad Religion, Green Day, Offspring, Blink 182

That's it right there

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>no SNFU

fags

>>74326819
poser if the tape ahsn't been stolen

>>74326834
mr chi pig pls come back to ontario

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>>74326786

> white music

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>>74326883
Met him 3 times.
>tfw last time I saw SNFU was in 2004

>>74326924
lies

habs vs rags who u got senpai

Please tell Bettman to start hockey now. I'm tired of waiting

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>>74326949
who cares?

>>74326966
Just got off the phone with Buttman. He said Laine has at least 20 minutes left in his DotA 2 match.

>>74326995
Rerreeeeeee, stupid Laine!

>>74326983
Nobody

>rags

Christ, I can't stand Biron's retarded accent

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wow... really makes me think

>>74326710
they don't at my arena

>>74323687
The laffs have never won a conference final. Ever, in their entire history.

That a alone should invalidate any cups they claim. Its embarrassing.

>>74327021
It's mostly just during warm-ups which apparently the players choose. So I blame Byfuglien

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>>74327024
>That a alone should invalidate any cups they claim. Its embarrassing.
But it doesn't so get fucked

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>100 year anniversary
>only won cups in the first 50 years

>>74323687
Delusional fanbase that runs good players out of town.

See: Kessel, Phanuef, Sundin.

>>74327268
>Kessel and Phaneuf
>good
U wot m8

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>>74327159
>hasn't won a cup since the cups were relevant

Of course a homosexual like Pablo Torre would be okay with the wave

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>>74327292
>mad

can Greg Patterin fetch more than a 1st rounder?

>>74326450
Is this shopped

>>74327044
with my season tickets I used to always show up early and watch them warm up and it was the best and I could always learn more about players that way. fuck life when it catches up to you and you can't do that anymore

>>74326983
If you're going to post hockey fanart, post the terrible stuff from deviantart. That actually looks pretty nice, source? Does that say ngoti?

>>74327529
we now all know the dumb britfag lurks deviantart and should be ignored

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how have I not heard of this until now. Moncton scout is one of the biggest tools on hfboards

>>74327517
Nope. Funny bulju.

>>74327292
>super mad
>>74327495
he's one of the few american players i like. him and ryan miller.

>>74327495
Pens would have won without him regardless

did nino end up getting in trouble?

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hello are we ready for laine hat trick :DD

to be desu i'm already pretty drunk and might pass out

>>74327538
>knowing people on hfboards
Reddit pls

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>>74326742
>his barn doesnt use organ music

>>74327536
>American having no appreciation for art and culture

What a surprise

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>>74327634
Hopefully he doesn't admire his own pass and get btfo. That would be a shame.

I'm putting ten (10) euros on the Laine game, what should be my bet?

>>74327731
Laine scores on own net.

head here for heartbreaking habs hokkei

>>74327739

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>>74327747
I don't see a bet like that.

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>>74327731
On team ambulance as first star.

pens vs canes

>>74327789
>>74327789
>>74327789

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why is she wearing Miami colors

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The entire nation is behind you, Winnipeg.

>>74327822
Not true

>>74327822
Just like how Lucic is behind McDavid's tight bum.

Nolan Patrick is so hot I wanna fuck his cute little boypussy

TSN3 WPG @ TOR (Winnipeg Announcers)
TSN4 WPG @ TOR (Toronto Announcers)
TSN5 OTT @ NJD (Ottawa Announcers)

I think I'd get tired of hockey if I lived in Canada, t.bh

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>>74327841
>Liking the Laffs

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>>74327683
yeah we all know the brit is a furfag. Just kill yourself you know you want to

if the laffs lose then we get to dump all our chugs in toronto

>live in Saskatchewan
>Montreal game blacked out
>Ottawa game blacked out
>Maple leaf and Jets game probably blacked out

>ALLOWED to watch Penguins and Canes

This Jew shit is really triggering me. It's a good thing I normally just stream this semen slurping sport.

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>>74327869
>living in a country where games are blacked out
>not having all games on one streaming service

Sens play Jets in April, does Trouba get his jaw broken?

>>74327889
>>74327889
>>74327889
Jets @ Leafs Gamethread

>>74327888
>living in a country where citizens are BLACKED

>>74327894
By who? Do the Sens have anyone over 6 feet tall?

>>74327907
>being a /pol/-poster
Truly the most pathetic thing of all

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>>74327867
>67

laffs digits CONFIRM

>>74327924
Smith

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>>74327894
lol nah. the snes to be one of the more spineless teams out there.

>>74327924
The only guy who would do anything is Neil. He has to actually be on the ice though.

>>74320396
Predictions for the Meme Cup tonight? Mine: Laine scores ANOTHER hat trick and Bustthews has season ending injury.

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>>74327937

>>74327888
>>74327888
It's seriously something about Saskatchewan. We are basically free game for Jews to tear us apart. They treat us like every NHL team is our home team, so we basically get fucked on every single one. Then they try to shove southern American teams down our throats. No wonder theres a bunch of Kings and Hawks fans around here.

But normally, I stream. Just happen to be staying at Sisters house and they have the cable Jew hooked up.