I TRIED SO HARD

>>74319708
>eat pasty
>FA have to launch an investigation

SOME

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Holy shit
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/sutton-united-goalkeeper-wayne-shaw-resigns-pie-publicity-stunt-quits-a7591861.html

>>74319755

He jumped before the FA slapped him with a 3 year ban

I DON'T MIND STEALING BREAD FROM THE MOUTHS OF DECADENCE

when memes enter reality

this guy has to quit football in disgrace for eating a pie and yet big sam can literally be caught on tape taking bribes and still get jobs

no justice

now shaw is homeless, im sure they won't let him sleep in his cuck shed at the ground if he's not on the team anymore

>>74319755
where will he sleep now?

BREAKING NEWS: Wayne Shaw has been signed by Manchester City on a free transfer.

Apparently Pep believes he is better than Joe Hart and will help them reach their English quota with Fabian Delph leaving in summer.

What's the problem with him eating that pie? What kind of pie was he eating? Is it haram in England?

>>74319708
Fat cunt. How thick does he look.

>this is your average English person

It's a shame this lies squarely between

>>74319805
and
>>74319815

It wasn't even a pie.

>>74319708
How did Rooney got so fat?

Why is this such a big deal? Backup goalies almost never get played and per the article they had already used their subs so he literally couldn't have played

Has anyone ever been as comprehensively BTFO as this smug faggot?

>>74319755
F

>>74319864
It was a betting fix.

>>74319864
You could bet on whether or not he ate a pie on camera during the match. Considering his comments seem to suggest he was aware of the bet, he was pretty fucking stupid to actually do it.

is this, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

>>74319892
i'd imagine he would have got a back hander for it.

>>74319864
He got paid to do it for a betting purpose. I still think it's too harsh considering he wasn't even a real profesional, probably didn't know what he did was wrong

he is better than Joey Fart

F

>>74319922
oh come the fuck on he definitely knew it was wrong

he looks like the kind of guy who spends all afternoon at the betting shop, he definitely knew fixing a bet is wrong

>>74319892
>bookies offer bets on your behaviour
>behaviour which does not affect the match score whatsoever
>bet relies on camera being on you
>also relies on bbc match editor choosing to put your mug on the live feed eating a pie
they were waiting for him to do it. Bookies could have just pulled the bet, their fault.

>>74319813
There were bets on him eating a pie during the game. I shit you not..

>>74319949
just like most games in the premier league it was completely rigged by gamblers

>>74319922
>probably didn't know what he did was wrong
he said he was aware of the bet, and even said he assumed some lads he knew had bet on it.
still, if he had planned on eating one anyway (i doubt a guy like that plans his pies days in advance) there's not much of an issue. can't prove he did that though.

>>74319889
>>74319892
what the fuck?
I'm pretty sure a 12 year old when approached by a betting site to rig a bet on national television they'd double think the situation

>>74319813
Someone bet 5 figures on him to eat a pie at 8/1.

Although they shouldn't get the cash at all considering it was a pasty.

>>74319968
>Although they shouldn't get the cash at all considering it was a pasty.
delete this before the bookies realise

>>74319982
>>74319968
>'I went and got it at half time from the kitchen, I had it all prepared and ready to go. It was meat and potato.'
DAMAGE CONTROL

Is it even a pie? I'd say it was closer to a bridie of some kind

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RIP best goal keeper in the world

if anything it's really fucking stupid for bookies to even list things like that
if they can't prove he got paid to do it he shouldn't have to face any punishment

>>74319864
He was fixing a bet. Though I don't know which retarded bookies decided to take bets on it in the first place, it was always too easy to fix.

Was it Paddy Power?

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>>74319900
/ourpie/

>>74320024
it was S*n Bet

>doing a deal with the Sun

You get what you deserve.

>>74320017

exactly

once he's aware of the bet what's he meant to do? he's affecting the outcome by either choosing to have one or not

>>74320031
>S*n
grow up

>>74320017
How is it even possible to make a bet on the independent decision of an individual? as soon as he hears about it he will be influenced by it no matter what.

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Thus guy walks up to you in the changing room and snatches your pie what do you do

>>74320039
re read your post

Why the fuck would he admit to knowing about the bet? Stupid cunt just lost his job and home because he let his stomach talk

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>tfw u will never have your account limited for bashing a piefix

>I know all the cameras will be on us playing arsenal, now's my chance
>I'm going to attention whore it up and dramatically eat a sammich and drink a pint so everyone will see what a funny fat man I am so I can make a name for myself for being a slob who pretends to be an athlete hehe

cringed hard af

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Father?

>>74320044
I don't see anything wrong apart from a shaky english.

>>74320042
would rather he pie my snatch

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Anything he won't complain about? Haha fixing bets is just banter Gaz haha.

>>74320073
I am planning my days to ensure I punch Lineker at some point in my life, but I agree with him on this. Shaw lost his job because a bookies placed a bet on him and he was aware of it. If he didn't eat the pie then he would still be questioned

>>74320065
to be clearer, I meant to say; what bookie would accept such a stupid bet? of course whoever bets will try to make it happen, and even if it wasn't fixed it will come off as suspicious anyway.

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>>74320031
>S*n

>>74320085
This desu. He did the best thing he could after knowing it because this way the S*n LOSE money and any top lads who bet on it get a payout

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>>74320085
>eat a pasty
>bet said pie
>get fucked for it anyway

8/1 to eat a pie on camera?

Fuking lol at UK shit odds. True odds normally 800/1

And Britcucks call a sandwich a pie?

>>74320085
Odds were probably only given on him eating the pie with his knowledge and blessing. The Sun are Sutton's new sponsors.

>it's your big match day
>you iron your kit on the park bench you slept on that night
>you put together a packed lunch in your 5p Morrisons bag from the few items the foodbank gave you
>you got your favourite flavour pasty as a treat to yourself to celebrate the big day
>turn up to the ground after your mate gives you a lift in his Corsa
>someone informs you just before kickoff that some people are betting on you eating a pie during the match
>you know FA gambling rules mean you can no longer eat your pasty
>it's the second half, all subs have been made so you know you won't be playing
>you're so hungry and the thought of going back on the streets after all the TV crew have left depresses you
>this pie won't keep forever, it was already starting to go bad
>you hide away in the dugout and quietly eat your pasty hoping no one will notice you
>BBC cameraman zooms in on you thinking it's funny
>a committee of millionaire suits reviews the footage and decides to destroy your humble life
>you don't want any of the lads to get in trouble so you resign from your position, losing the priviledge of sleeping 3 nights a week in the laundry room
>HEADLINE : Local footballer found dead in park, assumed suicide

>>74320086
The Sun Bets betting agency put out a Tweet before the match with the odds of it happening, probably as a joke. It wasn't just people betting on something random.

>>74319946
agree with this, you do something like scoff a pie while a game is getting filmed and it's going to get on TV
it was hugely irresponsible of the betting company to offer odds on it
especially since it's something that the guy can easily do, if it was come on and save a penalty then we would be in a different situation
if I walked into ladbrokes and asked for odds on myself eating a tesco sandwich in the next half an hour then I'd get laughed out of the building

If anything this should be a call for the FA to rethink their gambling rules and take the goalpost out of their butts

>ywn be a living meme

>>74320073

if he knew about the bet and consciously made a decision to not eat a pie on camera, wouldn't he be fixing the bet in favour of the bookies?

unless you're bringing out the men in black neuralyzers what do you want him to do, actively not eat a pie and bank some cash for ScumBet?

>>74320103
What the fuck are you talking about lad?

>>74320057
if you cringe at that you're pretty fucking autistic
or an insecure fat cunt yourself

>>74320103

>american eyesight

>>74320103
The chances of getting on camera at a tiny football ground are pretty high, the here were only 500 Arsenal fans there and most of them got on camera.

>>74320110
I can't believe no one double-checked this idea before, but then again
>the Sun

>>74320103
>sandwich
Get some glasses, Randy

The Sutton head coach is an attention seeking wanker.

>a pasty with meat and potatoes
isn't that basically a pie

The idiot already admitted he knew there was a bet before eating the pie. Fucked himself by saying that.

>>74320151

No.

>>74320160
can pies have meat and potatoes

>>74320158
but how about this scenario
>knows there's a pie bet
>doesn't eat a pie
>people win money


he was fucked either way

>>74320158
was he asked whether he knew about the bet, or did he just openly declare it?

>>74320121
>>74320131
>>74320136
>>74320143
>stuffed sandwich
>pie

Does he have a history of doing this? The odds of this happening spontaneously on camera with no precedent are a lot longer than 8/1. UK bookies are cucking you with shit odds, which they are notorious for

>>74320158
This. He should have just pretended like he had no idea. The bet was stupid anyway, but he could have at least had plausible deniability, if he'd said 'What bet? I just like pies'

For everyone defending him, the club obviously know something that the public don't yet know. They must have clear evidence of betting fraud.

>>74320179
That's not a sandwich, you blind fuck.

>>74320189
just leave it. A pie to him is a dessert dish

>>74320179
What the fuck are you getting odds of 800/1 on?

>>74320179
>This simple yank wandering through the thread like a tit in a trance.

>>74320183
nice baseless assumption

>>74320165

Yes, but the difference is, pies have a lid and a base, pasties don't.

>>74320183
Not necessarily. He wasn't given the boot, he stood down. I think it's just as likely that if there is trouble over this he doesn't want to take the club down with him.

>>74319968
>Sunbets offering 5+ figure lays on a meme market
lolno

>>74320183

Could also be a paedophile, who knows?

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>>74320179
It's a sodding pasty, how on Earth are you seeing a sandwich?

>>74320202
When someones resigns in a scandal, it's usually because they have no other choice. It's a nicer way of letting someone go.

>>74319708
You guys don't understand the full situation! The betting site which made the offer was the shirt sponsor of Sutton, so that's why he's stepped down.
Also fishy as fuck, most definitely fixed.

>Sun pays out a five figure payout on pie bet

Plot twist, it was Shaw who made the bet.

>>74320210
I got it wrong, they had to pay out the 5 figure sum instead

https://twitter.com/SunBets/status/833797353010262016

>>74320202
The coach and owner was on sky news half an hour ago saying he asked him to leave.

Lads do we know what pie it was I'm itching for one
Where can i buy it? Tescos? Sainsburys?

This is actually the second time they've got rid of him. First time was when he tried to fight some rival fans in the stands.
http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/sport/10859175.Wayne_Shaw_released_by_Sutton_United_following_Kingstonian_fracas/

What's the s*n meme?

>>74320231
>pie
>it was a pasty

>>74320228
Totally worth it desu

>>74320231

It was a meat and potato pasty.

>>74320229
>>74320228
all a fix. SunBets gets free publicity, still made profit from match (like all bookies do)

>>74320241
i don't care i want it now
mmmmmmm

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>>74320057
>being this awful

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>>74320231
My guess would be that it's a Pukka pie, which are the Official Pie of Football Matches™. It actually looks like it's a pasty though.

>>74320238
The S*n killed the 96 la

>>74320228
Of course it was. At the very least it was someone who offered to split the winnings with him.

>>74320233

#LAD

>>74320238
The sun newspaper killed 96 liverpool supporters in cold blood

>>74320238
The bastards did Hillsborough #neverforgethe96la

>>74320227

They only sponsored them for this match, Sun just bandwaggoned.

>>74320229
Literally a pittance for them and done entirely for promotional purposes.
This is what people seem to misunderstanding, he wasn't doing it to win money for himself or his mates but was paid to do it by the bookie so they get a ton of promotion.
You can debate the morality of that but people need to stop thinking he was cheating the bookie.

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Looked like a pasty. Are we just going to pretend that pasties and pies are the same thing?

>implying anything can beat a good scotch pie

>>74320031
I want Reddit to leave

>>74320282

Scotch pies are basically meme pies, taste nothing special at all. Cornish pasties shit all over them, as do steak and ale pies.

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im amazed how dumb you all are for not understanding what a publicity stunt is

>>74320213
americans like calling things retarded names

>>74320288

I've been to Australia, your pies are shit.

>>74320238
Upset Liverpool supporters.

>don't say bad things about us la, we dindu nuffin

A pie is any filling that is encased by pastry, so yes, a pasty is a type of pie.

>>74320293

>implying The Sun would ever do something dishonest

Go to bed you muppet

>>74320282
>english "food"
ugh

>>74320302

Fuck off m8, it's only a pie when a lid is involved.

>sausage rolls are pies

>>74320293
A WHITE MAN lost his home over it you dumb cunt.

>>74320293
A publicity stunt is president of the United States

>>74320316
>scotch pie
>english

>>74320320

>tfw Shaw will probably die on the streets because of this

>>74319783
patrician

>>74320328
I'm 100% sure he'll be on the next I'm a Celebrity or Big Brother after this though, so it'll all work out OK in the end

>>74320107

;_;

#Justice4Shaw

>>74320316
>Italian ''refugees''
heh

>>74320328
>a benefit scrounger will die

Good.

>>74320337
t. mohamed al-farage

>sleep in a shed
>billionaire FA execs decide to destroy your life for eating a pasty

Sick.

there are retards itt who think this wasn't coordinated between the sponsors, club, and the guy

>NFL argue over deflategate
>Soccer argues over bet fixing involving a 46 year old goalkeeper eating a pie
I thought it was amerifats, not eurofats

Lads, I really want a pie now desu

>>74320345
Muslims took all the jobs

>>74320316
>scotch pie
>English

>>74320355

There are retards itt who don't realise most people are just being silly and take every comment at face value.

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>>74320366
Plot twist: This was a stunt by Greggs all along

Piebury Corner should add a Wayne Shaw pie in his honour

>he sleeps 3 nights a week at the ground

Where does he sleep the other 4 nights of the week?

Also, does he regularly eat pies on the bench?

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>>74320358

>eurofats
>euro

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>tfw homeless
I enjoyed the mince pasty, goodbye.

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>>74320387
You're still in Europe, whether you like it or not you're connected by a tunnel.

>>74320384

Park benches m8

>>74320302
That's such retarded logic. Is an apple strudel a pie?

Odds that Pukka Pies will use him in a few adverts because of his new #LadBanter reputation?

>>74320399

He must be an immigrant, no Brit would call a pasty a pie.

>>74320042
>Dr. Wenger? I'm P.I.E.

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*walks towards the camera*

>>74319858

Underrated comment tbf, not 10/10 but certainly worth at least one (You).

>>74320423
What is it with obese brits and walking towards cameras?

Don't worry about him lads, he's already got a new job
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/sutton-united-goalkeeper-wayne-shaw-9861055

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>sacking a great man over innocent pasty indulgence
What did the FA mean by this?

I can't wait for the inevitable biopic, The Shaw (lamb)Shank Redemption

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poor guy probably had to clean up after the game before going to bed, his last night there.

>>74320433

They are elitist scum who now have blood on their hands desu

>>74320384
he doesn't sleep.

Oi m8. This is just as bad as when the S*n paid the police to crush the 96 la

We're truly living in the age of snowflakes.

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We should definitely get on twitter and let everyone know that Wayne Shaw's nephew is devastated by the news.

>>74320399
Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[spoiler]yes[/spoiler]

>jailed for owning cutlery
>jailed for eating without cutlery
britbongs will defend this

>>74320447

Probably too depressed to tidy up, just cried himself to sleep laying on pop bottles and muddy patches knowing this was his last night off the streets.

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>>74320482

>>74320484

>jailed for asking a refugee not to rape your wife
>jailed for only teaching two genders in Biology class

He already had to resign for faffing about a few years ago, and they "re-signed" him not longer after.

He'll be back again soon enough.

>>74320494
*walks towards job centre*

It's all Sun Bets fault. I would do the same, and actually put money on it just to fuck them over.

>The S*n ruining yet another life

When will they stop?

>>74320494
Uncanny

>>74320526
Scousers tried to warn us. We didn't listen.

>>74320536
Stewards tried to warn Scousers. They didn't listen.

>>74319708

I PIED SO HARD

>Fat degenerate slobs BTFO.

>>74320377
I heard they wanna make Nobles Amusements a Greggs

>>74320545
>>96

read about this in The Daily St*r, not to mention The T*l*gr*ph, and The *v*n*ng St*nd*rd

I have no sympathy for those gullible shits at Sutton.

>>74320213

>Shoves the pie in
>Is able to take another bite straight away

Does he store it in his cheeks or he jsut swallow without chewing

What are the quotes 190kg is eating a pie right now?

if liverpool fans really wanted to boycott Murdoch, they'd stop paying for Sky

>>74320681
They can't stop if they don't pay for it anyway. Either they get it illegally or they get it through bennies

>>74320651

>he doesn't inhale his food for maximum eating efficiency

>>74320681
Thats S*y and M*rd*ch, mate!

>>74320536
Scousers were framed by The Sun la. They definitely didn't have a history of rushing into stadiums without tickets la.

This definitely didn't happen in the 1986 cup final at Wembley la.

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/video/ticketless-teenage-football-fan-desperate-to-see-match-news-footage/1B26058_0009

Imagine resigning over a pie.

>>74320717
>W*mbl*y
Say it properly please la

>>74320735
>>74320711
>>74320619

Liking these posts lad

>>74320711
sorry, i forgot about how Hillsborough still affects Liverpool fans to this day, even the ones who were born after it happened

That dastardly fence, we should boycott them!

>>74320800
>H*llsb*r**gh
fixed

>yet another quality pie-related thread devolves into shitposting

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>tfw he's literally homeless now

>gives up job as 300lb goal keeper in a pro soccer league for a fat joke

absolute

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What was /sp/ like when it was shown live him eating the pie?

>pasty
>pie
>crisps
>chips
>bisquit

see this is why the revolution had to happen

>>74320843
basically

>A FAT MAN

Why exactly is this bad? The bookies LOSE money if people put a bet on it. I could understand if him and the bookies conspired to not eat the pie and people placing the bet lose out

>>74320822

>pro
>soccer
>league

Sutton are part-timers, it's call football and it was a cup game.

>>74320845
Pasty - was traditionally meat/potato once side, and apple/rhubarb pie on the other but got simplified

Pie> more buttery pastry with just meat filling, not potato

>crisps - thin, fried potato

>chips - cuboid, fried potato

>biscuit - completely fucking different, even though you keep calling burgers 'biscuits' or even 'sandwiches' (bread with filling)

fat moron

>>74320845

I'm so glad your country is going to shit right now you Aloooominum tosser.

>>74320855
cost them like £15k maybe, now everyone knows SunBet

still, i don't think it was a marketing stunt, but it turned out to be a great one

>>74320855
>The bookies LOSE money

So CLUELESS

Wayne Shaw confirmed for ne t Celebrity Big Brother

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>>74320871
wow that completely discredits what he did, 300lb football players are everywhere

>>74320885
>i don't think it was a marketing stunt,
fucking kek

of course it was

>>74320904
>''le everything is not what it seems, its a conspiracy''

people subconsciously do this because it makes them feel smart

dont be one of those people

>>74320034
Mess with the sun...
And u might get burned

How much did this fatfuck get paid to eat his fucking pie?

>>74320952
No money just free Greggs for life

>>74320271
Okay but that also makes it even worse.

Why is such a bet allowed in the first place? It's completely arbitrary and doesn't affect the game in the slightest.

I now wish there was a bet involving Puncheon and if he would take a shit during the game so it could be investigated.

>>74320194
desu in poland it was reported as a cookie

>>74321018
don't start thinking too much or you might come to the conclusion of why any bets are allowed in the first place

>>74320855
>The bookies LOSE money if people put a bet on it.
Aren't you a special kind of retard?

>>74320571
AND GOT THIS LARD

>>74321077
BUT IN THE TENDY

Dont feel too bad for this man. He'll get some advertising deals with the likes of Vanarama, the Sun and Pukka Pies and it will set him up modestly well for the rest of his life.

Answer to me honestly
Why does this even get investigated?
Fixing a bet about a sandwich? Like come on, investigate when a game gets fixed. The people who lost money on that bet deserves it for being mentally challenged.

>>74321074
Not that guy but they certainly did here on that specific market although only 5 figures which is certainly a drop in the ocean and the publicity will probably help them make it back in no time.
But its not like they could reduce their liability on the exchange for this sort of bet, they were the only ones carrying.

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>>74320090
>fr*gposting

i feel bad for that guy.

Dude is only here to complete the team. Gives his free time to Sutton.

Fuckin FA League

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>be english
>eat pie
>get banned

>>74321121
>The people who lost money on that bet
Only the bookie. There was no "Not to eat pie mid-match" market.

>investigate when a game gets fixed
They do a lot of the time as long as there is sufficient evidence.

>Why does this even get investigated?
Because regardless of the fact they fixed it for themselves to lose money and there was no possibility of any punter losing money the bookies are still fixing the outcome of an event that people can wager money on and that is not something the Gambling Commission are gonna want to encourage.

>>74320916
A marketing stunt is literally what it seems like to anyone who isn't utterly braindead.

>>74319783
IM GOIN HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY

>>74320031
>S*n
Found the Scouser!

>>74320042
TELL ME ABOUT WAYNE! WHY DOES HE EAT THE PIE?

To all Bongs, on a scale of one to "Shit the Queen", how English is this whole thing?

>>74321254
HE'S A BIG GUY!

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Are they related?

>>74319805
>taking bribes
Erm no. Best clue yourself before commenting, fat fuck

>resigns over eating a pie amid illegal betting activity
>coyle resigns from blackburn a day later
>blackburn are owned by venkys
>venkys make pies

this goes all the way to the top

>>74321330
>resigns over eating a pie amid illegal betting activity
>coyle resigns from blackburn a day later
Those happened within half an hour of each other.

>>74321107
IT ISNT EVEN IN BATTER

>>74320073
Fuck off Gary, you creepy cunt. We all know about the skeletons in your closet

>>74321344

even more suspicious....

AND ATE TOO MUCH

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>kebabs eating kebab
>fat bastards eating pie
>surrounded by birds munching on seeds

>"I'm devastated, the chairman is devastated. I have spoken to Wayne and the guy is in tears, crying down the phone. It is a very sad situation."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>74321920
>The Belgian local half-time specialty is 8 year old kids

>>74326273 .

>>74326283
5 kiddies and all of Belgium lost their shit over it. I very much doubt that anybody on your island has escaped the mudslime rape gangs, the BBC paedo ring, kiddy fiddling football coaches, etc.

>a wild non-country appears

>>74326629
Inshallah the boyz from Molenbeek will remain under the paedo radar for a while longer

>>74319815
evening scotland

>>74319884
watch the vids of your mum dogging

>>74326702
Apartheid. Mudslimes have to make do with their own kiddies or move to the UK.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35311422

>>74320233

Wow! What a hero!

>>74326740
We're despicable human beings in our own, different way.

>>74320233
>"What gives fans the right to throw abuse at a man just because they are in a football ground?"

Why else would you go to football?

>>74326812
i think we're despicable in a simliar way. you just took it further.

>brush child sexual abuse in football under the rug for decades
>immediately launch an investigation because a bloke ate a pie
FAggots (that is FA faggots) will defend this

>>74327077
hehe memes

>>74327077
>exual abuse in football

bullshit, muslims are the sexual abusers, not hard working white men you fucking cunt

>>74319708
What's his name again?

>>74327264
All the football clubs are owned by Muslims though.

>>74327264
Nah mate, back in the day any good British nonce could have his pick of kids, but then those fookin' muslims come over and stole all our best tight young boipussy, stopped a lot of good nonces from raping kids, the bastards.

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>>74320238

The Sun vilified Liverpool fans following the Hillsborough disaster (see the front page on the left).

They tried to make up for it 23 years later (see the front page on the right) but Liverpool fans still bear a grudge against the paper.

>>74327992
So they apologise and the bin dippers are still upset.

Will they ever get the fuck over 'illsbrah?

>>74327992
The only reason The Sun blamed Liverpool fans is because they had previous from Heysel. It was their own fault.

This is the best thing he cud of done. Hell be in an ad for some gambling site or cornish pasty thing in no time

>>74327992
Pure coincidence mate that the two biggest tragedies of the time both occurred when travelling Liverpool fans visited stadiums.

If you think this kind of behaviour is the fault of police then wew lad:

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/video/ticketless-teenage-football-fan-desperate-to-see-match-news-footage/1B26058_0009

Odds on Big Sam at the carvery when?

>>74328507
Have you even seen the footage of Hillsborough? The pens adjacent to the crush had plenty of space. It absolutely was a failure by the authorities in charge of crowd control.

>>74332672
Of course I've seen it. I'm not surprised the authorities panicked.

>do some dodgy shit for the S*n
>lose everything

Serves him right desu

Trying to be the new Jimmy Bullard.

He'll get his 15 mins of fame in a few adverts and never be heard from again.

>>74332688
There were authorities in a control tower who should've seen what was happening and instructed those at ground level to lead fans into the appropriate pen. Any area that was full should've been closed off. Fans going into the crush had no idea until they were in and it was too late. Police absolutely fucked up and it was absolutely their fault.

>>74320651
he was the one who bet on himself doing it, he knew that he would only have a few seconds of camera time so he had to make sure he got shown eating the pie and not just standing around (or if he put the pie down to chew, the camera might just show his face and not the pie).

think about it

>>74321920
Spain eat baguettes

I tell you what's really suspicious, how does he manage to eat a pie sourced from a football ground like that without burning his hands and mouth?

They're always so fucking hot that you have to eat the top first so the filling will cool down enough and you absolutely need the packaging to protect your hands.

>>74333032
He's a big guy.

>>74319708
How is that fatty a football player

>>74333180
Well, he's not now
He did a lot of work for the club behind the scenes though, and he was the reserve keeper for a non-league club, so it's not too surprising he got a role though. He's not too bad as a keeper at that level either actually.

Fucking disgusting that the FA is investigating this and talking about 'integrity and sportsmanship'. I get that it may be fixed betting, but from all the shit that is going down in football, THIS is needs to be blown up this much...
Disgusting muslim cock sucking pieces of shit.

>>74319815
THICC

>>74333439
They can't just ignore it, you fucking fool.

>>74319708
I still do not believe that there are so many things were wrong and only him, the investigation victim.
1. A betting company sponsors the team for that match only, and announce a bet involving a player of that team (even if it is legal, it is morally correct)
2. The player know the bet, but insist that the didn't put a bet. Authority doesn't believe him, since a betting company reports a loss of 5 digits figure.
3. The club asks him to resign, but did he really take an advantage of the bet odds? He should contest for the legal termination case

>>74333618
typo: (even if it is legal, is it morally correct ?)

>>74333439
It's the media that are blowing it up so much you tard.

>>74321920

>seeds

wow, what a treat

>>74321920
>implying salted roasted sunflower seeds aren't based as fuck

>>74319708
AND GOT SO FAT

for all these asking, the problem isn't eating a pie during the game, the problem here is fixing bets

there were bets on him having a pie and he actually did it when no one expected him to do such thing

It was a pasty you cunts, A PASTY.

NO ERA PIE!

>>74339055
no shit captain obvious

>>74339055

The second he became aware of the bet he would be "fixing it" no matter what he did.

The Sun are angry they had to pay out money.

>>74328012

Never.

They won't be happy until they uncover minutes from a cabinet meeting where Thatcher orders the police commander to kill the scousers

>>74339510
That's a fookin' cover-up an' all, 'la. Thatcher fookin' did it 'erself, the cow.

Hey Everybody, I keep seeing the SUN posts with SUN having an asterisk instead of the u in SUN

Is there something up with the SUN?

Is there some kind of hatred for the SUN?

>>74339836
Just something about a deal in Sheffield 28 years ago and otherwise...well, still being a garbage outlet.

>>74333012
>>74333675
>>74333937

I'm pretty confident they harvest the seed from the bulls that lose their fight. It's bull semen in Spain, goat smegma in Balkan countries.