LA:Dodgers make Franklin Gutierrez deal official
TOR:MRI reveals mild calf strain for Donaldson
SF:Cueto (family) still has not reported to camp
NYM:Neil Walker extension talks 'probably dead'
WAS:Kelley, Treinen, Glover vying for Nats closer
NYM:Familia back in Mets camp Monday morning
NYY:Yankees sign Jon Niese to minor league deal
BAL:Orioles acquire Vidal Nuno from Dodgers
LA:41-year-old Eric Gagne considering comeback
NYM:Zack Wheeler (elbow) throws bullpen session
SD:Padres make Jered Weaver signing official
ARZ:D'Backs ink Jorge De La Rosa to minors deal
>>74313697
now post the post season stats
dodgers
if you don't think johan santana is a top 5 pitcher of the 21st century you don't know SHIT about baseball
In b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness
>tfw no old/fat
>>74313727
> this team
> this creature
Id be lying if I said I was shocked
>>74313715
>anime
Do Doyers fans have both trash taste in 2D and 3D?
>>74313744
kek, dubs confirm syndergaard's inevitable TJS, you're doing god's work, my man
Nats desu senpai
>>74313755
> California
> good taste
Did you really have to ask?
>>74313760
It's a calling. I'm like Moses or Noah.
>tfw delusionally hopeful for more trades
>>74313788
is abreu on the block? i'm not that confident in duda
>>74313788
The whitesox only traded sale and eaton because they were the ones with seriously problems about the drake laroche situation. Rebuild cancelled Kenny Williams wins again
>>74313711
What are the kershaw playoff bombing power rankings?
Impossible to not say Cardinals with the 0-4 and 6 and 7 ERAs, but who are 2 and 3?
>>74313806
The suffering never ends.
Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox allowed their franchise to be destroyed by a 12 year old kid.
1. Bryce Harper
2. Ichiro Suzuki
3. David Ortiz
4. Josh Hamilton
5. Kyle Schwarber
6. Derrick Jeter
7. Manny Ramirez
8. JP Arencibia
9. Ryan Howard
10. Lucas Duda
1. Tim Lincecum
2. Riley Pint
3. Barry Zito
4. Eric Gagne
5. Dallas Keuchel
6. Armando Galarraga
7. Mark Buehrle
8. Jered Weaver
9. Jake Arrieta
10. Lucas Luetge
I am open to thoughtful discussion if you have any disagreements.
Feel free to ask why if you question my thoughts
>>74313827
This is shit, and so are you
>>74313827
> its another leaf spams the general with bait rankings episode
>>74313827
HEY
>>74313715
>anime
>>74313836
WHERE'S
>>74313848
>trusting Californians to get things
>>74313865
Seinfeld would've been so much funnier if the Cubs were involved instead of the Yankees.
>>74313827
>>74313886
tfw i found a fitted marlins hat in my size at Ross today
>>74313886
there's nothing funny about chicago though
>>74313886
I agree that the Cubs are a comical franchise. A laughing stock. A one hundred and eight year joke.
Who wins the NL west this year?
>>74313919
Rockies
>>74313919
>>74313919
Doyers
Only to lose in the NLDS
>>74313908
marlins ass is best ass tbqh
>>74313919
Padres
>>74313827
>>74313902
>>74313945
This is all the same shitty leaf
>>74313952
Fuck you
>>74313952
False I chose the Rockies
>>74313969
>>74313987
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Never drew a dime
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Not even one of the ten best players on his own team
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>74313908
cool story dg
>>74313919
D-Backs
Bryce haters crawling out of the woodworks
You guys are fucking cave trolls and have no lives
Keep sitting in your fucking basements licking cheeto dust off your fingers you dorks
>>74314016
> he doesnt wipe the dust on his pants
SAD!
bryce harper is better than most people at baseball
>>74314024
i'd strike that pussy out in 3 pitches
>>74313998
You forgot unanimous MVP and walk off bomber.
>>74314024
I could strike him out. Played him in high school, guy swung at fucking everything. Some beyond literal who could do it, I bet I could too.
Not gonna lie, he also got pretty pissed when struck out too. Everyone in Vegas thinks he's a cocky ass.
>>74314016
>Cheeto dust
What the fuck do you mean crumbs? If you're going to insult us at least get it right you stupid fucking leaf.
WOW...
>>74314044
>>74314032
mr papelbon pls
>>74314032
Bryce Harper has the best patience in baseball
I seriously would like to see you try without throwing 4 straight wild pitches
How about you sign a contract and then come out in the bottom of the 9th up 1 run so Big Bryce can hit a walk off bomb off you.
>>74314016
Two words, Leaf
Mike. Trout.
>>74314074
>Bryce Harper has the best patience in baseball
>>74314073
>>74314074
>Bryce Harper has the best patience in baseball
>>74314077
Batted .083 in a playoff series lmao
I seriously don't even know if Bryce has ever NOT made contact during an AB
>>74314073
And? You're just gonna leave it at that kiddo?
Stop worshipping your forced celebrity. You're ruining the game for all of us.
wtf i hate bryce harpee now
>>74314106
What about those 7 Walks the Cubs delivered unto him?
>>74313827
The DH is not a position, get Schwarber off of there
>>74314113
>now
HEY FUCK YOU
>>74314132
steve pierce
>>74314117
That't not the fucking point
The point is when Bryce Harper and Mike Trout retire, one of them will be remembered as the greatest of all-time. The other will be remembered as a bootleg Mickey Mantle
>>74314141
yeah ill pierce you bud
>>74314145
that's rather kind to bryce, but i think his ceiling is more of a bootleg steve pearce
Can someone explain why cusbfags think finally winning one ring after 108 years suddenly invalidates those 108 years of no rings?
>>74314145
>Bryce "Can't win a playoff series" Harper
>GOAT
Pick one and only one
Baltimore is bring back Andino :D
>>74314163
>Talking about Bruce Bopper
>JEEZ, I SURE DO HATE ALL THIS CUBS TALK
>>74314157
Steve Pearce doesn't have power to all parts of the field. Steve Pearce doesn't have an MVP. Steve Pearce doesn't have a Gold Glove (2017). Steve Pearce doesn't have multiple All-Star appearances. Steve Pearce doesn't have cool commercials. Steve Pearce doesn't have a mega contract with Under Armour. Steve Pearce doesn't have the leverage to get a $500 million dollar contract. Steve Pearce doesn't have a beautiful family. Steve Pearce doesn't and will never be spoken of in the same breath as Bryce Aron Max Harper by someone with baseball knowledge unless it's to say he will never be Bryce Harper.
>>74314167
team sport
>>74314175
>Steve Pearce doesn't have the leverage to get a $500 million dollar contract.
Neither does Harper.
>>74314175
yea actully he does
>>74314175
>MVP all season long
> Fucking MIA in the playoffs
this is the power of Nats fans
>>74314178
http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/bryce-harper-500-million-man/
http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/bryce-harper-will-make-half-billion-hes-worth/
http://www.mlbdailydish.com/2016/6/2/11844784/nationals-rumors-bryce-harper-contract-money-crazy-dough
http://www.espn.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/67090/bryce-harper-the-first-500-million-player?ex_cid=espnapi_public
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/500-million-for-bryce-harper-might-still-be-a-bargain/
>>74314163
Not everyone can have 27 rings faggot.
Any Trout fans here?
>>74314229
I prefer salmon.
rylas
>>74314260
Is that kind of technique only for mormons?
>gagne comeback
they should just allow roiding past the age of 35, and be far more punitive to the youngins that do it
>>74314268
That's the technique for .325/.479/.600 43/107
>>74314282
didn't bryce harper hit, correct me if i'm wrong, below .250 last year?
>>74314282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSA_MUvGJZE
I, for one, welcome our new Bruce overlord.
>>74314260
2 100lbs plates
6 25 lb plates
Really makes you think
>>74314290
He was playing hurt
>>74314324
torn vagina?
>>74314290
And what about the year before that?
I'm so sick of this rah rah last year
HE WAS INJURED. I'm done with all of you and I can't wait for Opening Day
>>74314326
sprained fallopian
>>74314326
Ruptured vamaymay
>>74314260
my fucking god
Rags
Mariners!
WBC sim bro
I had to start over yet again but I finally got to the semifinals
So far this time the US is undeafted but that looks like it will soon be done with
>>74313697
Guess we're leaving out Halladay because he had no one?
>>74314529
And like that the WBC is dead
>>74314529
>>74314581
The US should win 69% of the time and yet
Whatever
>>74313744
Gsellman's non pitching arm labrum tear. I don't give a shit as long as he's still gassing niggas at 96 with the other one
>>74313697
>LA:Dodgers make Franklin Gutierrez deal official
>>74314620
i really feel like lugo is underrated. i know he's older, but his curveball is chapman-tier in terms of its spin rate, and he was fantastic down the stretch last year. i think he'll push gsellman for the 5th starter spot once wheeler inevitably goes down again
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>74314621
He might not even make the team with the outfield situation desu
Was hoping he'd go to SF instead. Fuck LA
>>74314685
Dodgers OF isn't very good. Joc in center, then it's question marks everywhere else. Also the Dodgers need right-handed bats.
>>74314529
>>74314581
>>74314611
The Dominicans beat Cuba in the semis 7-2 and beat Japan 5-4 to win their second in a row
Btw they went 0-2 againt the US
>>74314695
Toles, Puig, Ethier, and Thompson along with Joc is what I think the outfield will look like. Van Slyke over Guti as well.
I sort of want him back in Seattle, Don't know if Haniger is ready yet but his defense looks good.
>Jacoby Ellsbury's WAR since he joined the Yankees: 8.0
>Robinson Cano's WAR from 2016 alone: 7.3
>One of these men wasn't taken seriously by the Yankees' FO during Free Agency
>>74314730
Ethier is washed up. Toles might be a flash in the pan. Puig is probably not the 4 WAR player he looked to be 2 years ago. SVS is kinda shit and has been except for one fluke season. TT batted .225 for the Dodgers. Guti's going to be an upgrade over all of them except possibly Puig if he gets it together.
Who /watchingsandlot/ here?
>>74314774
Probably just boils down to Trayce vs. Guti then. I'm guessing you want Trayce starting in the minors and then going up. Either way, when I first saw the signing I'm like "he ain't gonna make it"
But you're getting a clutch bat if he does make the team. I'm upset we didn't re-sign him. Was a fan favorite here. His 2nd half of 2015 might have been one of the best ever.
>>74314760
is robinson cano a hall of famer? he's maybe my favorite player ever to not play for my team, just makes everything look so easy.
>>74314811
Needs at least 3-5 more good seasons imo
>>74314811
If he has two more seasons like 2016 and then declines gradually, probably.
Is there a Kurt Warner type (comes out of howhere to be goat for a couple years, tapers off, and then comes back to being elite at the end of his career) and could anyone like him make the baseball hall of fame?
>>74314871
Adrian Beltre
>>74314871
kurt warner made the HoF because of his story. baseball writers aren't that sentimental
>>74314118
Have to take off Ortiz then too
>>74314783
I've watched it too many times as a kid to stand watching it any more
>>74313697
How many rings
>>74314944
shut up fag
>>74314783
>ywn be benny "the jet" rodriguez growing up
>ywn have a group of friends to play ball with growing up
Man I wish I had this life.
Am I being too unrealistic for hoping a 90 win Yankees season?
My heart tells me it's possible.
>>74315057
yes
>>74315057
it's not
>>74315057
yeah but at least we're playing with house money so to speak
yanks always seem to squeeze out a winning season at least no matter the injuries and under-performing vets.
>>74314811
Fuck Cano to be desu
Always choked for the glorious Yankees in the playoffs, he never showed up when it mattered. Then he acted like a Judas bitch and went for the big bucks at Seattle where he hasn't done jack shit like the rest of that team.
>>74315057
>Am I being too unrealistic for hoping a 90 win Yankees season
It depends, how many times will you be driving home during a game?
>>74315138
your team was the one who didn't want to pay him, you dumb beaner. he's produced like a top 3 2B in the league the past couple years, the yankees look like fucking retards for paying all the old fuckers that they did and not an actually productive player.
>>74315196
yankees have really not spent big bucks at all the last few seasons
their last big fa signing was andrew miller, you're going to tell me that was a bad signing?
cano has done good in seattle but they still haven't done shit with him and we'll see if they still like that contract as the years go on.
>>74315221
gonna gonna lead seattle to a ring with his 13 war this year desu
>>74315196
didn't they offered Cano a shit ton of money? I thought he declined because the deal wasn't for as many years like the one he got from the mariners.
>>74315264
yeah that anon is misremembering i think. yanks were willing to give him 7 years/175 million but he wanted 10 years and he got it.
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Robinson Cano was in the wrong?
>>74315386
hard to argue a decision that gets you 240 million
also got him away from those shit new york fans
>>74315386
you can never blame a player for taking the offer with more years
Threadly reminder: the 2nd largest state in the country, Texas, has never won a World Series.
>>74314229
fuck i know a dude who looks just like him, i now realize why i irrationally hate him
>>74315467
Stros are literally winning it this year
>>74314178
Nobody in their right mind would shell out that kind of cash for a sub-.250 hitter who has a history of choking. Note even that jap Babe Ruth will get that kind of money.
>>74315386
Yanks lowballed him. If anything, Cashman's to blame, not Robbie.
The Mongos just won't get it
>>74315490
>putting money on the Collapstros
>>74315499
Best in the AL West at least
>>74314944
Sales of team merchandise are better than rings!
>>74315514
>AL West
They won't get past the Rangers. Shit, the Angels are projected to be a (surprise?) contender this coming year, and I'd put money on the Angels.
The likeliest teams in the ALCS will be
>Indians
>Red Sox
>Rangers
I just don't see the Astros getting past the Wild Card game.
>>74315235
>>13 war
lol
>>74315386
>that pic
what exactly is going on here
>>74315580
weaponized autism
>>74314911
Schwarber literally could not play other that at DH, he was not medically allowed. Tell me fat nigger couldn't have stood at first and put up a glove when he needed to?
>>74315556
>Analslime
>Good
With that brittle ass rotation and question marks everywhere on offense?
Astros, Mariners, Rangers, Angels, A's in that order. First 4 teams will contend at least.
>>74315580
Whores devoid of God
>>74315612
Astros being only team to make the playoffs of those. Other teams I got are Red Sox, Yankees, Indians, and Tigers
>>74315612
AAAs will literally finish fourth over the Memeiners
cap this post
>>74315666
TRIPS CONFIRMED
RIP SHITATTLE
>>74315666
HOW WILL THE MEMEINERS AND THEIR TRANNY FANS EVER RECOVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED
>>74315666
good, fuck the mariners. most reddit team possible
>>74315666
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>74315666
satans team the memeiners
>>74315666
THANK YOU
FUCKING THANK YOU
>>74315755
DUBS CONFIRMED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74315666
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
LETS BULLY ALL THE MEMEINERS FAGGOTS OFF HERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>74315759
Is this literally the highlight of your week? Is /mlb/ even more autistic than /soc/?
>>74315807
memeiners fan detected
>>74315807
BUTTHURT TRANNY DETECTED
GET THE FUCK OUT MAN HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FIGHT AND WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAY OF THE ROPE
>>74315807
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST TAKE THE FUCKING L, SHEMALE AHAHAHAHAHAHA
hey guys whats going on in this thread?
>>74315888
SHADILAY
ASS/RAGS FAGGOTS BTFO
how old were you lads when the mariners were in their last world series?
>>74315888
Wow...
>>74315888
None of you are funny. This is a person's life not a game
>>74315932
>none of you
It's literally one person
>>74315888
Where were you when Tiki's samefagging backfired massively?
>>74315932
What happened to Cruz?
>>74315953
He became a prophet of Kek as trips confirmed, therefore negating all of what was posted above.
Shadilay, Praise Kek and Go Mariners!
>>74315888
praise kek
>>74315976
>>74315967
PRAISE BE TO KEK AND FRANCESA!
OGHKAY?
>>74316000
SHADILAY
>>74316000
Do Mets fans actually exist in Jew York?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGXy2OXOMM
>>74316036
They all live in Long Island/Brooklyn/Queens
Royals
>>74316036
depends on the area of new york. there are a few people who will bandwagon based on how well the team(s) are doing, but mostly it's geographical. i'm from queens
>>74316036
TWELVE AND THIRTY
>Haven't posted in /mlb/ today
>drop by the thread
>mfw
>>74316000
lol dude why do you keep showing this shit off like it's cool
>>74316093
he can't show it to anyone irl because they'd think he's autistic, so he has to post it here
somebody give me an autistic stat to chart out
>>74316114
See if there is a correlation between walk-up music and batting average.
>>74316093
I think it's cool
>>74316114
how many steroid barry bond's used while he cheated (his whole career)
>>74316118
i rest my case
>>74316114
highest spin rate
>>74316093
With the exception of this time and the first time I showed it, I only show it if someone references it, oghkay?.....
Bak aftah dis
>>74316136
>someone references it
i want to live in a rich fantasy world
m's bros only
https://strawpoll.com/x86rwsr
>>74315947
>Doesn't know the defining /mlb/ meme
shiggy
>>74316151
this is some straight reddit shit bud
>>74316151
jesus christ mariners fans
still holding hope one of you will post the giants qt wearing those high socks
i live near at t field so post it
>>74316158
whos fans do it too, faggot
>>74316170
>wanting to be compared to the whos fans
jesus christ
>>74316170
> whos fans do it too
i'll take "reasons you shouldn't do something" for 500
>>74316170
nah it's mostly just the shit players we give nicknames to, derogatory ones
Anbody interested is starting a new discord server for /mlb/ bros?
>>74316204
>it's mostly just the shit players
so pretty much everyone I guess
>>74316208
no, kill yourself
>>74316208
do you want a dead general? because that's how you get a dead general
>>74316208
Sure, I'll join
Hey 12s who's your favorite player??
-Bubblegum Luscious
-Mmmmmm
-Bunz
-Toy Boy
>>74316208
i'd join
>>74316219
>Bubblegum Luscious
>>74316233
>>74316218
Ok I'll make it and see how it does
>>74316246
just going to let you know, if you do this general will become a lot shittier
>>74316270
Why os that? I wont if that's really the case but
>>74316270
nobody's going to use that shit anyway
>>74314695
>>74314685
>>74314730
>>74314774
>>74314800
When did it become cool to completely dismiss factual and irrefutable metrics? Guti will not even play more than 20 games and is definitely not an upgrade over any if the current Dodger OF.... Deepest outfield in baseball and projected to be the highest WAR in baseball.... And if you don't like projection they are a top defensive outfield in the sport. You gonna tell me that 30 bombs + 80 RBI + plus defense from joc is bad?
Cmon now.....you guys talking about old and washed up and meanwhile the collective giants outfield isn't even worth 5 WAR....
>>74316281
because people will just go there instead of posting here because it's a lot easier, and people like to have identities. trust me, this is what happened with /nfl/
>>74316284
Five (You)s in one single post.... Man this is too easy
>>74316288
I wouldn't be here if I liked to have an identity
>>74316296
even anons on here do like to be recognized senpai, especially in /mlb/. look at those dudes who post the same picture every thread. look at dodgers ass guy. look at the white sox fans. discord is a great medium but if your general has a discord, one of them is going to thrive at the expense of the other.
>>74316294
what's actually sad is that you actually believe the Dodgers have one of the worst outfields in baseball. Who is your team?
>>74316288
How bout i just make it and if it sucks i delete it
>>74316307
Dodgers ass is a Fresno virgin who went by the name of scrapper. Has no father (confirmed by him and us a virgin, also confirmed). He roots for the Fresno Giants team and is an epic falseflag. Whitesox Anime is also a virgin.
Having to remind people who you are with an avatar is not having and identity. It'd being suck fit attention.
I heard Royals guy gets ass 24/7
>>74316309
Cubs dipshit. I know what an elite outfield looks like
>>74316312
you can do it man, i just don't think it'll be good for /mlb/
>>74316324
you're kind of proving my point by knowing a lot about these people you know. if we move to discord, everyone is going to have an identity like those people
>>74316208
fuck off with this faggotry
why don't we have a WhatsApp group or a group Skype call ffs
moving to a trendy new medium just for the sake of it is retarded
actually, do it so we can have a place to contain all the faggots
https://discord.gg/BVzDfuF
I'm not gonna spend too much time with the details tonight probably but i'll add roles to whoever wants them. If it's shit then I tried.
>>74316347
ok bro
Less than a week until spring training bros
>>74316355
Playing with fire m8
Chats lead to cancer
>>74316307
even those guys usually post without any sort of identifier
t. one of those guys you just mentioned
What in the hell is discord?
>>74316368
dis·cord
ˈdiskôrd/
noun
1.
disagreement between people.
"a prosperous family who showed no signs of discord"
2.
MUSIC
lack of harmony between notes sounding together.
"the music faded in discord"
>>74316368
Comfy chat app. Would be the second coming of twit/sp/ for this community, we cancer enough as is.
Reminder that the Cubs won and are the BEST team in MLB after humiliating the baby league at their own game. We might as well ban the DH since it would make the Cubs weaker and they would have no problem with that.
>>74316422
>Discord
>Not complete cancer
Pick one
>>74316355
join this
>>74316494
do it
>>74316458
>>74316506
fuck off you little faggot
>>74316514
fuck you
>>74316514
this
>>74316524
wow rude
>all the cringey useless faggots will filter themselves into the dickcord
bueno
>>74316530
like i said earlier, there are a ton of anons who want to be recognized but are too scared of getting shit on to tripfag. discord appeals to people like >>74316458 because everyone is like that
this is already 80% a chatroom anyway, why do we need two chatrooms
Y'all getting so worked up about something new. Discord is comfy af. And it's not like you cant do both.
>>74316494
please
>>74316550
fuck off you little shit
we don't need discord and it takes away discussion from an already slow as fuck general. if you want to have an identity so bad put on a fucking trip so we can filter you
Anyone here have any good tips on proper pitching arm care and recovery? Looking to keep my arm from blowing out as long as possible
>>74316559
Make your own choice. No need to get this mad if others want to do it. Honestly i thought about it before. Someone was gona start it eventually.
>>74316571
Hi, Alex!
>>74316571
stop masturbating
>>74316533
no, there are tons of anons that like to keep up gimmicks and don't care for it being attributed to an identity, that you assume are "too scared" of retarded autists on a chinese cartoon website, while discord only appeals to cocksuckers that either want to be admins/power-trippers of something or are merely buying into a redundant trendy medium
please, do keep up your discord and take all the cringey retards with you
>>74316574
i am making my own choice, i'm telling you to fuck off. if you like the discord so much, go post about it in the fucking discord.
>>74316580
are you retarded? i'm not advocating for the discord you loony piece of shit
god i always assume the meme about canadians is a joke until shit like this
gentlemen can we all just agree that the NL is the for real babby league for shitters only
How long before Trump bans Sweds from baseball?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5iBZ-8wkdQ
>>74316586
It's not a meme we need two walls
>>74316586
you make assumptions about the posting habits of anonymous users, and then claim everyone is like that, whatever it is. it's hard to tell what you're advocating because you're just stupid and incoherent. I think the discord might be for you
>>74316613
superb damage control. if you can't understand a post because you're a fucking retard, maybe don't respond next time, ok little buddy?
>>74316623
BTFO by the USA again, feels like Olympic hockey all over
>>74316623
>you lost cause I said so xddd
back to the discord with you, 4chan is 18+
>>74316640
absolutely pathetic post. i know you felt the need to respond, but this is just sad, lad.
>>74316640
you always get so hot under the collar about everything
Reminder that discord is elite tier program for real fans
http://tay.kinja.com/causing-discord-a-review-1724300108
>>74316641
>>74316647
>samefagging on two devices at 1 30 AM on a Monday night because you're triggered by a fucking leaf
wew lad, warm my collar up with your frustration
>>74316674
yawn. i thought it couldn't get any worse, but "s-samefag" is actually even more pathetic lol.
inb4 le photoshop/ur on ur phone!!!
>>74316687
>actually caring to try and prove otherwise
discord-tier
>>74316696
p a t h e t i c
>actually caring about anything besides baseball and bara manga
jeepers creepers
>>74316705
you are this mad while I sit here eating sardines and flicking between tabs while masturbating
you will reply to this post
>>74316719
>>74316707
>>74316705
>>74316696
>>74316687
>>74316674
>>74316647
>>74316641
>>74316640
>>74316623
>>74316613
wew lads
this is some supreme autism
>>74316730
bara manga isn't autistic
T R O S
R
O
S
>>74316741
grabbed that one by mistake
>>74316753
that's what he said in the bara manga with a totally coincidental semi-boner
>>74316759
>>74316753
nevermind, just checked out bara manga
it is definitely autism
>>74316770
high art can't be autism m8
>canagays
>you have to be gay to appreciate high art
said a sad, sad little man
>>74316815
>Bara manga / doujinshi usually created by gay men for a gay audience. The term bara often contrasts with Yaoi, which is gay male media
pretty sure it helps to be gay to appreciate gay art
>>74316830
there are a couple of straight mariners fans but they can still appreciate the gay art on the field
>>74316830
>trying to reason with canagays
>>74316850
is there anything gay about watching this gay handle balls and swing his big stick every day?
>>74316866
liking kyle seager isn't gay, it's just normal
>>74316870
just like fapping to yuri then reading hot bara bara for the plot and characterization isn't gay
>>74316917
that's actually double gay, which is even worse
Why is everyone discussing bara?
>>74316947
It's /mlb/
>>74316951
major league bara
>>74316919
that's like saying two rights make a right
This fucking thread
bara mascots
>>74316571
What age. What program. Top fastball velocity. Average fastball velocity. Number of pitches before you're gassed. How long you been pitching. What your national rank is at the state level. What state.
Answer all of these.
Nats win it all this year. Cap it.
>>74317740
will be swept by LA. Kershaw will throw his first CGSO in the postseason against the Nationals in the NLDS 2017.
Cap this too.
>>74317837
>Kershaw
>win in the playoffs
You think if Kershaw gave 80% during the regular season, he'd have the endurance to be dominant in the playoffs?
>>74317918
he gives every start 200%. Basically the Russell Westbrook of baseball. Carries the team on his back for every second that he's on the mound. The same intensity that you seen in the playoffs is in the intensity against Cincinnati.
Maybe if he didn't treat every regular season start like an elimination game then he wouldn't treat the IRL elimination game as if the lives of his family were on the line.
>>74317871
Literally won 3 games and saved 1 in 2016.
L
>>74316114
Doubles per strikeout on Tuesday
>MASN not broadcasting ST game on Saturday
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU ANGELOS.
I WANT BASEBALL NOW!
>>74318317
Nope
You suffer with us buddy buddy
>>74316368
the inferior version of IRC, its shit
Bepis
>>74318760
Discord is unironically a superior form of chat
>>74317459
24, have been playing in an 18 or older league mainly as a position player but am basically starting to pitch more and will definitely be on the mound this year. I top out at maybe high 70s low 80s and throw about 50-60 pitches before I start to get tired
>>74318844
Sounds like a bitch league
>>74317918
>fatigue is the reason kershaw sucks in the post season
What will they think of next
>>74318760
Oh hiya Gatt
>>74318844
baka I thought I was talking to a real prospect. If you blow your shit out before touching 90, that's en epic L. My UCL had a micro tear but didn't require surgery. I just didn't throw for 9 months and had to condition my arm AB shoulder again not for velocity but for health. My tear happened because I went to throwing school to condition my arm to touch 90 before I was 18 out if pressure to get a scholarship. If you've heard of driveline. That's the shit I was doing just not up in Washington a different school but similar program where they do a bunch of dumbshit conditioning and throwing. So long as you're not doing a throwing program like that you'll be okay. Blowing your arm out takes years of stress it's not as easy as you think. Do longtoss and the usual band work. You should know your body and recovery time at age 24. You're not competing in perfect game or doing showcases 3x a month for scouts you'll be okay lol ^^
I fucking hate the nationals so much. I can't wait for the Cubs to eliminate them.
>Hating a team that isn't even in the same division as yours
Less than a week till ST
Even though we're rebuilding, I can still feel the anticipation rising
>Tilson out
DAMN IT AVI NOT AGAIN
>318 posts
> 85 unique ids
> probably 20 of these posters are same fags posting off their phone
> whole thread is just shit posting anyways
> no baseball discussion despite the season starting in almost a month
When did /mlb/ turn into/hoc/
I wanna die
>>74313697
Kek good luck with Niese Yankees!
>>74320479
318/86= 3.7 posts per post meaning the average /mlb/ user is making only 4 posts in this thread
not as much as you make it out to be
ITT: we post all-time greats who weren't great in the postseason and wonder why they were like that
captcha ALOU buchanan
>>74320560
Niese will be the ace of the Yankees shallow rotation. He's a steal for them.
>>74320608
Willie Mays
>>74320583
Frogposter BTFO by basic math
>>74320479
>newfag's first offseason
>>74320608
Would you?
>>74320932
Reading that made me think I had a stroke
>>74320932
what is grammar and syntax?
Otherwise yes
>>74320479
stupid motherfucker
>>74320676
Mays won a title and only appeared in two other world series. Last one when he was like 45
>>74320932
Obviously yes
>>74320932
>Would you?
Wonder what on earth that's trying to say? yes
>>74320932
I dont understand what the question is
>>74320979
His numbers were terrible though
>>74321063
They were average. He also didn't have multiple series to play in until he was old.
Mathhew Wieters signing with the nats.
>>74321197
Oh shit. Mets BTFO
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
well he'll digress anyway.....
>>74320157
>>Tilson out
Nice, one step closer to the Garcia/Garcia/Garcia OF
Who is the worst personality on MLB Network?
I gotta go with Scott Braun. Fuck that guy
>>74321414
>Soto reads the sign from Soto and winds up the 2-2, high fly ball to right center field, Garcia running down trying to track the ball, waves off Garcia. Garcia settles under it and makes the catch and the inning is over
>>74321465
Robert Flores
>take a long break from /sp/
>just in time for spring training
>all of a sudden realize that comfy shitposting from months ago just after the season ended was what made /mlb/ great
Anyone else like this?
>>74321465
Ditto, anyone's better than BBTN though
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/fish-bytes/article134032864.html
>>74321465
Individually, it's Scott Braun. Eric Byrnes tries to be the worst sometimes, but his madness can be enjoyable.
I've also learned that the worst possible MLB Tonight combination is Russo/Byrnes/Kenny/Plesac.
>>74321780
>hating the mad dog
>he wasn't around for the goat duo of mike and the mad dog
>>74321797
OGHKAY?
Mo from Boystown youah on da FAN, whats happenin Mo
>>74321465
Ron Darling, Dan Plesac, and Eric Byrnes are all special breed of awful
>>74321951
>Hey there Mikey, you big stud, my lover Pedro and I were sitting her eating the eggplant from last night and we were wondering how big your Francesa is he he.....
>Oh gawd lose da numbah oghkay? It doesn't even git on da aiuh, oghkay?
what will you do when the cusb repeat
>>74322323
be dead, and I'm 24
>>74322354
you expect to die in the next year, anon?
>>74322389
commiting suicide is better than reliving another cubs """fan"""' takeover in this city
>>74322460
It must be hell.
>>74322502
I picked up the Divine Comedy last year and I tell you what I read there sounds like a vacation from all that's going on up here
>>74322323
That's like asking what I'd do if flying cats took over the world
Who had it worse?
Whos fans when the Cubs won?
A's fans when the Giants won?
Mets fans when the Yankees won?
>>74322769
Yankees fans when the Mets won the NL was priceless.
>>74322544
South Side is already hell m8
>>74322460
>implying the Whos have fans outside of the war zone
>>74322769
A's by far.
>even year meme
Are the Mariners legit?
>>74323280
>yfw the Cubes finally killed the even year bullshit
>>74322769
Baseball fans when the Cubs won and the lifelongs arrived
>>74323342
Mariners are basically a lock to get shutout in the wild card game
>>74323570
>king felix pitching the wc game
>implying
>>74323546
>implying lifelongs arent just as annoying to cubs fans
are you naive enough to think that youre the only ones suffering from their autism?
>>74323887
>felix has never pitched well and lost 1-0
>>74323342
Just miss the Wild Card, but yeah, they're gonna contend.
>>74324116
>won 2 Cy Young awards
>never pitched well
Here's your (You)
>>74322769
Yankees fans, post-2004 ALCS after Red Sox raped them on their home turf for the reverse sweep then went on to win the World Series.
>>74324558
you should stop posting
>>74324623
alternately, after the 2001 and 2003 WS
>>74321667
it's been comfy shitposting here all offseason amigo
>>74324558
jesus christ are you mentally disabled?
>>74323365
Thank God.
I honestly think the Giants winning again would be worse than the Cubs winning.
>>74323995
>implying Cubs fans
Except for one awful tripfag, Cubs fans literally did not exist before October 2016 in /ml/. They're all lifelongs
>>74320932
What did he mean by this?
>>74325639
He'll be back
In an odd year
>>74321780
Do you even watch MLB network? Russo is on MLB tonight about 4 times a year. He never leaves his studio unless it's for some HOF shit. Russo + Kenny is literally the greatest contrast analysis team on television. It's great.
>Carter Capps has a legal delivery
>>74326379
for reference
>>74326379
>>74326385
Preller wins again
>>74326385
>>74326379
Who gives a shit. Let's talk about what a actually matters... Rob Manfred and his rule changes for 2017 got thrown into the shitter by the union and they told Rob to fuck off.
Manfred is mad a fuck PUBLICLY and will have to power in 2018 to add the pitch-clock, shrink the zone, eliminate the 4 pitch IBB, and extra innings will begin with runners in scoring position.
Someone, a player, PLAYERS, ACTIVE ONES, need to speak up. Cannot allow this bullshit.
This is some TRUMP SHIT.
#NOTMYCOMISSIONER
>>74319642
I take mo'Lester hating the Nats as a badge of honor.
>baseball fan for 4 1/2 months and he already hates us.
So now that Wieters is a Nat, do they pull the trigger on the Severino for DRob trade?
>>74326767
>gib droob for sebrino nao gotdammit
>>74326489
If Manfred tries to force the extra innings rule through, he will get shit on by the fans, media, and the players.
I get that he's trying to bring the younger generations in, but reducing game time will not do it. What the MLB should first try to do is lighten their bullshit social media/.GIF restrictions.
>>74326795
>droob
kek
>Guaranteed Rate Field
>>74326846
Gspot is a better nickname than Cell though
>>74326846
it's just such a perfect opening for so many jokes
just like >>74326890
>a big red down arrow
lmao
>>74326906
very fitting tbqh
>>74326906
Its supposed to represent the low eras of the pitchers
>Shields
>Holland
Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox allowed their franchise to be ruined by a child.
>>74326946
*blocks your path*
>Drake LaRoche
>Sale cutting up those Jerseys
>Guaranteed Rate Field
>Best record in the AL for the first month of the season and still finish well below .500
>Trading the face of your franchise for a confirmed bust
>>74326906
>>74326846
With the equivalent of market suicide driving out casuals and normies, I at least can see a bright side of super cheap front row seats.
I'm already thinking of signs to make to show while sitting front and center in the scout seats come April.
>>74326959
Taking your kid to Whos games is basically child abuse desu
>>74326946
When did Jerry Reinsdorf become a child?
>>74325199
I know /mlb/ universally hates Felix but he's won 2 ERA titles, how is that "never pitching well?"
>>74326963
Its dark times for us but we'll somehow persevere
If anyone forgot we lost 99 games in 2013 in an even worse situation and we survived that. So I think we should be battle hardened to survive this at least.
>>74327002
>we survived that
didn't anyone tell you? we're all dead. this is hell.
>>74326963
>finish well below .500
78-84 isn't that well below
fred BTFO
seriously though we need to lynch this retard before next season. I'd unironically rather have a strike before implementing these retarded rule changes that do literally nothing except pander to TV execs
>>74327011
Well deader then.
>>74327013
Its still unacceptable for a team that was 12 games over at one point.
>>74326998
learn to read ffs
>>74327013
>This level of delusion
>>74326998
Because we all hate players DG likes
>>74326489
>This is some TRUMP SHIT
In what possible way?
>>74327055
This place has terrible political comprehension for the most part.
>>74326998
It's a meme. Felix is the greatest RHP of his generation. None are better. I proposed retards to find me an active RHP with 2400 IP and a 3.1 career ERA with multiple ERA titles and a CYA. No one.
Faggots here hate on greatness and it isn't ironic. They legitamently believe Felix is overrated and not a HOF just like they believe bumgarner is better than kershaw despite both a achieving the highest individual honors in the sport at their position.... Theyve literally done everything they can.
>>74327039
Just stating facts, its not like they were 10 games under
>>74326998
Read my post again buddy. It is saying that felix will pitch well, but lose due to no run support
>>74327069
wtf i love DG now
>>74327055
>>74327066
>public opinion doesnt want proposed changes
>gets angry and takes executive action out of spite
so who is the one who doesn't have political and anological understanding?
Fucking idiot.
>>74327081
Yeah I didn't read my bad.
>>74327087
>public opinion
>against Trump
Fuck off Reddit
>>74327087
>>public opinion doesnt want proposed changes
Based on the same polling that had Clinton a lock to win 538-0?
>the President can't do executive orders
>e-except king nigger, he was good because of it
>>74327079
>being this delusional
>>74327116
>>74327121
Man its really sad that you actually believe you sounded like an intellectual in your post. God bless you and your simpleton animal mind.
>>74327144
>everyone who I disagree with is retarded
You are why Trump won btw
>>74327142
Not really, you however seem to be upset
Is there a problem?
>the pitcher "hits"
We need spring training games to start already
the shitposting is reaching critical mass
>>74327177
>inb4 Bumgarner HR gif/webbum as "proof" that the DH is unnecessary
>>74315666
>>74327193
Handegg influx is to blame
>>74327177
>Designated Shitting Streets Hitter
>he has a 38% approval rating.
>administration mired in scandal just days after taking power
>on the fast track for impeachment
>so incompetent, it hurts
>constantly lies
Also, fuck off to /pol/
>>74327213
this
December/January shitposting was comfiest
>>74327235
you too, we don't want this shit here
>>74327235
Literally none of that is true
>>74327232
>Designated Shitting Streets Hitter
did I have a stroke? what the fuck does this mean?
>>74327255
You have to wear a special helmet to school, don't you?
>>74327235
fuck off to /pol/ with them as well then
>>74327235
Could say the same to you. Let's keep politics out of here. Most of us here don't care desu. This is a baseball thread, bring your Reddit views elsewhere.
>>74327095
Youre ok felix bro
>>74327269
Not an argument
>>>/pol/
There's literally nothing redeeming about American League West fans.
>>74327280
This is Pax's year anyways desu. We're gonna need a frontline pitcher soon coming up in the end though, wonder who's in future FA classes.
Okay, lets change the discussion before this thread gets any shittier
in light of Manfred's rule propositions, what would you do to make baseball more popular?
>>74327304
There's also literally nothing redeeming about lifelong gay Cubs fans since October 14, 2016, California shitposters, EE-obsessed leafs, emo Whosfags, and Francesaposters.
>>74327320
pander more to the wimmins like the NFL does
>>74327334
Francesca posters are the worst
>>74327320
Nothing, fuck millennials. Let baseball be /oursport/
>>74327334
>Francesaposters
Come on, now that's not fair. The-the-the Francesa scenario gives /mlb/ a little juice, now.
>>74327354
This tbqh fampai
>>74327354
this
what makes baseball great is the tradition.
>>74327354
>>74327364
>>74327370
you do realize that, unless you are over 35, you are a millennial?
>>74327320
easiest way to lower the average viewer age: implement a stream chat on MLB.tv for each game.
Baseball has pretty much the perfect pace and gameplay for a comfy chat environment, and the cost of the service should keep a lot of the Twitch-like cancer out.
>>74327334
>>74327353
Found Ahtie's goons.
>>74327362
I like Francesa but his fanbase is Reddit tier cringe
>>74327389
NUM-BAH ONE
NUM-BAH ONE
NUM-BAH ONE
>>74327376
Liking baseball adds 20 years to your age
>>74327320
More passion in the sport. Less whites essentially more players of color.
More players like Machado, Harper, Kershaw, Puig, Arenado, Archer, Bumshit, Bautista, Donaldson, etc.
Im being completely and unironically serious. Imagine if 50% of the league played like the players I just named.
It would be amazing.
White players should have a WAR of at least 4.5 to remain on a 25 man roster.
Simple as that.
>>74327319
Next off season has arrieta and darvish
Tanaka and cueto could opt out
Quintanas always available by trade but probably wont happen with the Ms
>>74327376
>what is the difference between millennials and millennial culture
Big one
>>74327378
OK now that's not a bad idea. Every foreign game I watch chats are comfy desu
>>74327389
So Redditt is cringe but not 4chan?
Interesting
>>74327402
>Mike "hit a fag's head over the fence" Pence
>>74327407
i love you dg
>>74327411
Fuck Arrieta, Cueto's shit in the NL, I'd be open to Darvish/Tanaka but I can't see either leaving Texas/New York. Q would cost a King's Ransom, fuck that.
>>74327434
AL***
>>74327411
Darvish will stay in Texas unless he has a monster 2013 type season the man is going to get a contract of at least 150M.
Cueto will opt out 100000% seeing as SF is basically done. Cueto is worth a minimum of 150M as well. Extremely valuable as a top 5 NL pitcher. No reason to carry that contract for another season when he can just leave.
Arrieta will post an ERA close to 4 with out the Cubs defense. His walk rate and strikeout rate have regressed back to the meme.
There's no reason For FA to go to Seattle 2bh.
>>74327434
Darvish is definitely leaving
>>74327420
You have to go back.
>>74327455
To the dodgers and will take a paycut like everyone else. Players want to be in LA.
>>74327454
Maybe Takahiro Norimoto, guy has a freakish K/BB ratio. Know it's a different country but I could see him succeeding in Seattle. He's good friends with Kuma as well.
If you don't know who that is, watch him when WBC comes around if you get a chance, guy usually is on for a 10 K day when all's right. I think he might get a lot of scouts' attention
>>74327454
Not him, but why?
Seattle is a pitcher's park and will be looking for more pitchers in the coming years when Iwakuma retires and if Paxton can't get it together.
BIG GAME JAMES
>>74327455
He's an extension candidate before the season starts, but if he doesn't get a deal done, it opens doors at least.
Could see him in one of the following if not Texas (Jays/Yankees/Cubs)
>>74327482
tbf we'd need to be in contending position, but you're right
I still might prefer a newer guy like Norimoto in the end.
>>74327482
Becuase the Dodgers, Washington, Cubs, and Cardinals are greater franchises with more money and closer to contention than Seattle. I like Seattle but their pitching does not exist. It's not an attractive team.
>>74327528
Still a pitcher's park and a West Coast location is generally attractive to Japanese pitchers. Dodgers are probably more likely by your criteria though.
Derek Jeter was okay.
>>74327407
So far this has been the best idea yet. How do we get Manfred on this?
Petition to change NL to ML for Meme League and then call it the BL after that for Babby League (Free Outs)
Get rid of instant replay and bring back the home plate collision and double play take out slide. Fuck Buster Pussy and Ruben Tejada
>>74327625
>Get rid of instant replay
fuck no
>>74327334
i haven't obsessed about EE in months. I'm over it. it's time to look forward and live vicariously through steve pearce's incoming 60-game hit streak
>>74327603
>Meme League
>Babby League (free meme runs/gimmicks)
Two words for the Arcade League, lmao
>Get rid of instant replay
>Make all fields the same dimensions
>Turning a triple play or striking out the side give the defensive team a run
>Get rid of instant replay
>>74327603
>BL
but I don't want a league full of fujos
>>74327642
Iiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt ttttttttaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeesssssssss wwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy tttttttttoooooooooooo lllllooooonnnnnngggggggg.
Blow up Fenway
>>74327660
then install a pitch clock so we can cut down on faggotry like pedro baez
>be me
>go to Angels vs. Yanks game two years ago because I had a fake ID and they told me beer was cheap
>make and attempt to catch foul ball at my direction
>realize I had literaly become100% more involved than the DH
Let's have a serious conversation and refute what I've just told you.
Defend this... you can't LMAO
>>74327696
Take you also take 4 at bats? How'd you do?
>>74327696
dude free outs lmao
dude contributing offensively is like not playing the game lmao
dude negative wRC+ on elite complete baseball players lmao
>>74327656
So Kershaw is just going to have an ERA of 0.50 then?
Nice.
>>74327696
How many at bats did you have?
>>74327722
>Take you also take 4 at bats?
>>74327644
>fuck EE
>fuck Bautista
every single jays fan while the two were free agents
>>74327763
lies and lifelong fans since 2015 can't hurt me nanana
Just got back from lunch and still 0 (zeró) refutes. Just shitposts as I expected.