/hoc/

Perkele

Saatana

Hiivatti

vittu

>>74309513
>rags

Patrik Laine is overratedm

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>>74309512
They shouldn't be trading anyone desu, they finally got the line situation worked out and the rookies are all clicking pretty well.
With the west as weak as it is this year, the hawks could make a deep playoff run.

>>74309699
Could but won't, first round exit desu

>>74309693
>top 3 in goals
>overrated
whatever helps you sleep at night

Sacrebleu

>>74309798

He's been just very lucky

>>74309693
>>74309904
proxy off, Ahmed Gustavsson-Nassar

>>74309798
Goals don't win hockey games

whatever happen to Sean?
Did he get BTFO one too many times and scurried off with his tail between his legs.

>>74309994
probably died from liver malfunction

>>74309939
He would be nothing without scheif.

>>74309798
Take away his empty net goals and he's not even in the top 10

>>74309798
Power Play Babby
Scheifele Babby
Empty Net Babby

Am i missing any?

>28 goals
>8 against Dallas
>3 against Toronto
>2 against Edmonton
Almost half his goals are against teams with horrific defense.

>>74310324
Edmonton has the 7th fewest goals against per game

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>>74310324
That's almost, like, surprising, man. If he scored 8 on Washington for example, Washington's defense would indeed be rather horrific.

>the Flint Firebirds haven't produced a player worth drafting in the 1st round since Flint stopped having clean water

Imagine getting drafted into that shitstorm

>>74310451
The Flint Firebirds have never produced a first or second rounder

>>74310324
>8 goals against Dallas
>two hat tricks
>finnish """"goaltending""""
Dallas is laine's bitch

Panthers are making the Stanley Cup lads
prove me wrong
you 100% can't

>Hoffman injured
>Stone injured

Can that Sens team still make the playoffs?

>>74310551
Can you prove yourself 100% correct?

>>74310584
The whole atlantic is trying their hardest to miss the playoffs

>>74310584
They will unironically drop laffs from the last wildcard spot.

>>74310584
Calgary could make the playoffs in the Atlantic. But considering you lost the best winger in the entire NHL, no.

>>74310643
>wingers

LMAO WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE SHITS

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>>74310584
can the shittipeg goons just fuck off?
they take out their frustrations of being a garbage lottery team on actual good teams.

EXPANSION WHEN

>>74310057
secondary assist babby

>>74310801
next year
Las Vegas got a team m8

>>74310584
lmaoing @ sens' life

>>74310744
>sens
>actual good team

what are some free agents Vegas can sign? Can they sign free agents?

>>74310801
When Seattle gets their shit together. Hansen has said that he expects a hockey team before a basektball team so it's just a matter of an ownership group getting together and them finally breaking ground on the new arena. Once that happens the NHL will "open" the bidding process again and Seattle with miraculously be the only winner

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>>74310584
Tfw that game.

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I feel sorry for you :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owNMCTmbG9w

>>74310831
>31 teams

EXPANSION STARTED BUT IT AIN'T DONE, FOOL

>>74310888
>Can they sign free agents?

Yes. They can even sign >your players before free agency. For example, Kris Russell is UFA this year. If Vegas really wants him they can negotiate with him and sign him instead of picking someone else from Edmonton

>>74310917
Where would you put another team?
I'd say Seattle but Canada will probably want another one
Any western cities left in Canada big enough to support an NHL franchise?

If the playoffs started today the Rags would be able to beat the Habs

>>74310988
O M A H A
M
A
H
A

>>74310930
I see. If this was last year, could they theoretically give Stamkos a 10 million contract?

>>74310988
>>74310917
Qc, of course.

>>74311014
>Nebraska
>hockey
I don't think those mix m8

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>>74311040
you call that west?

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>>74311051
wrong

>>74310988
>Any western cities left in Canada big enough to support an NHL franchise?

Nope. Other than QC you've got a bunch of cities sandwiched between Toronto/Detroit/Buffalo/Ottawa. Victoria is a Vancouver satellite. From there you are into Halifax/Saskatoon/Regina territory and those cities simply aren't big enough.

>>74311029
Yes

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>Barkov's gf likes our memes

wew

>>74311160
>calls them fire
>not dank
she's not one of us and Barkov should get a better memer

>>74311160
>that blatant attention whoring
wew, women are fucking scum

>>74311051
Nebraska has three USHL teams and a division 1 NCAA team. That's better than many states.

>>74311160
i'm still certain she's responsible for ending Barkov's blog.

>>74311112
>First D1 season was 1997
truly a thriving and historic hockey region

>>74311246
>rags

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>>74311203
We know what we must do.

>>74311246
>kings have lower chance to make playoffs but higher to win the cup than half the west
what the fuck are these stats

>>74311160
Nice tits, way to go barky

>>74311112
I miss the old CCHA. B1G hockey is pretty cool though.

>>74311358
>B1G hockey is pretty cool though
it's fucking shit dude
at least we have NCHC to make up the void of WCHA

>>74311380
it's cool and i like it so fuck off ok.

>>74311246
4,41? seriously??? they 're like 2 points behind the wild card spot

>>74311502
Playoff % are memes.
Really bad memes.

what happened to the Avalanche? Why are they so shit?

>>74311502
>5 points out
>need to pass the >laffs, panthers, Islels, Flyers, Sabres, and >blots
>have played more games than all of those teams except the Flyers and Sabres

>>74311564
Got rid of Roy the GOAT

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>>74311564

>>74311425
Different guy but the B1G is fucking penisdick. Are you some Penn State faggot? It ruined Michigan, Mich State, Wisconsin, and Minnesota rivalries with other teams.
Minnesota won the regular season title last year and missed the 16 team tournament. It is fucking shit.

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>>74311564
A-anon, i...

>>74311592
>all within 2 point range
>could go either way
>the person ranked them 4,41%

>>74311564
>top 6 isn't good enough
>bottom 6 isn't good enough
>top pairing is 50% ok but 50% injured
>middle pairing isn't good enough
>bottom pairing isn't good enough
>goalie is having a bad year

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>>74311564
I-it is just a down year a-anon, every team has them.

>>74311636
Cry some more feta nigger.

>>74311564
I don't watch them but >we were getting odd man rushes like every other shift last night on them

>>74311636
The NHL's schedule means all of those teams will play each other, meaning they all will get points. Combine that with the NHL's love of giving points to losers and it will be very hard for the >debbies to make up ground

>>74311636
Shneider's ACL is 75% torn and could pop at any moment. This guy is privy to that information.

t. media insider

The Devils will make the playoffs

Kangs-Mild first round matchup

Yay or Nay?

>>74311763

2ez4mild

>>74311763
Go Wild

>>74311763
Could happen, the west wildcard is pretty close between three teams. My guess is Nashville and Calgary/LA. Wienerpeg has too many GP and just isn't good enough.

>>74311763
can't really see the kangz 1. making the ploffs, 2. winning a game

Michael Stone (AZ) traded to CGY for a 3rd and a conditional 5th

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>>74309976
>Goals don't win hockey games
What did he mean by this?

>>74309976
usually the team that scores more goals wins

>>74312444
>>74312468
Really gives the noggin' a joggin'

>>74312400
lmao get ripped off, baby GM

>>74312400
RIP Chakya, what a shit trade

>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.
>Cam Ward traded to Dallas for a 3rd round pick.

>>74312570
Why would they do this?
Dallas already have two starting goalies?

>Stone traded
>not the Ottawa one

wow it's fucking nothing

>Trouba got 2 games for his hit
>Malkin got nothing for his
Makes me contemplate...

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>>74309426
oh I get it! Because /hoc/ is trash right?

>>74312673
can't wait to shitpost as a Vegas fan next year

>>74312570
LMAO Carolina better have retained salary or a goaile going back or Dallas will have like 13.7 million in goalies and theyre all shit

>>74312632
>Finnish """""""""""""""""goaltending"""""""""""""""""

>>74312570
source?

>>74312683
I agree. I'm so excited that there is a new team in the Sun Belt where there are real hokkei fans

>>74312716
and talent

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Is there anyone dumber than Hall fanboys?

>>74312734
Yes! How could I forget Auston "the Great One" Matthews?

>>74312570
Fake

>>74312746
wait is he talking about the boilers or the debbies?

>>74312746
yeah the people triggered by them

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Say it with me now

CURTIS LAZAR IS A FUCKING BUST

>>74312786
who

>>74312769
Oilers. He's literally peddling the "we could've been a dynasty!" meme

>>74312808
lmfao what a moron

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>>74309994
I bet he BTFO you one too many times and you're still rectally ravaged KEK

>>74311601
tOSU fan here. I like the traditional B1G football rivalries better than the directional michigan school hockey rivalries. B1G just needs a few years to get it's feet under it.

>>74312786
>drafting oil kings
>ever

>>74312694
>>74312715
>People fell for the meme.
To be honest though I have a friend who is a brother of someone who works for the Canes and trading Ward is very real. The FO is lowkey hoping for a starter on a competing team to get an injury to bump up his value.

Faggot ass DPS. Yoruba does deserve those game but not even a look at Malkin? Eat my ass.

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>>74309693
>tfw the memes Finland created are finally turning against them

Sad tbqh.

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>>74312746
Sure there is

>>74312838
But Cam Ward's been terrible, it's amazing he even plays in the NHL. Honestly though, it's probably the goaltending coach. Lack was starter level in Vancouver and he's been tire fire in Carolina

122nd for hawks are back

>>74312873
>falling for clickbait

Hall fanboys do it for free. They honestly believe the only thing stopping the Oilers from winning forever is that they have too few scoring wingers

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>>74312570
STARS: Our goalie situation is too much of a meme

EVIL STARS: Trade for Cam Ward

>sorry for the normie meme lads, just couldn't resist

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>>74312847
DPS is for shitters

what a shitty schedule tonight

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>>74312746
More

>>74312970
Good games on mondays are usually scarce and the league loaded up on the weekend for hockey day in canada/america

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elxTHdZ9Wok
drouin deserves better than the shit team hes stuck on

>>74313001
you now remember that some people thought he was a mackinnon babby before the '13 draft

also the snes vetoed a trade for him because they didn't want to give up ceci lol

>>74313020
>"Drouin is a Mackinnon baby"
>Drouin has significantly more points than Mackinnon
>Drouin also played games while Mackinnon was injured

Literal retards

>>74313059
people just don't like manlets

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Sorry /hoc/, didn't get a chance to go finn bashing last weekend. I promise I will double my efforts this friday AND on saturday.

I promise to beat up 10 finlanders minimum and do my part to keep my country and my /hoc/ clean and pure.

please do your part as well

>>74313086
>5'11
is that manlet status? I thought manlet was less than 5'10

>>74309976


Gretzky didn't become Gretzky by passing

>>74313001
You're false flagging for lightning attention I get it boltsbro, however we're on a nice streak and if we don't get there this year this team has a good core to do some damage for years

>>74313086
Truly the dawn of the age of manlets

>>74313099
That's king of the Manlets, but a manlet nonetheless

>ARI continues to work on other deals, possibly more to come, perhaps today. - Bob McKenzie

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/833805160312868867?s=09

Rip, sparkledogs

When is the trade deadline this year?

>>74313172
you obviously aren't an avid hockey fan, why don't you go to /heem/ or the soccer thread?

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>>74313098
LMAO were you too busy icing your ass after the last time you tried finnbashing? I bet they made you suck your own mammi off their dicks faggot.

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>>74313158
>Rip, sparkledogs
Fuck that I'm HYPE, Stone is pretty garbage and Hanzal is a lazy stick-infraction penalty taking piece of shit, won't miss either one of them

>>74313178
March 1

Kevin Gibson @TSNResearch
20 teams have now had their bye week and they are 4-12-4 coming off the break

@TSNBobMcKenzie
Other rental D in play with AAV: Streit (PHI 5.25*); Del Zotto (PHI 3.875); Schultz (PHI 2.25); Oduya (DAL 3.75); B Smith (DET 2.75)... *fix

>>74313114
i didnt try to imply i wasnt a lightning fan. i am, but the team around him is hot garbage and they cant develop their defensive prospects to save their life. drouin is the only one consistently delivering. theyre going to miss the playoffs, so they should have kept tanking when they had the chance.

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Somebody mentioned finlan?

>>74313253
toews isn't that good tho

>>74313256
Negative.

>>74313253
>4,535 posts in 7-8 months
>19 posts a day being generous

>>74313254
Dotchin seems good at least

Thanks for the (you)

>>74313295
Fuck off I got work to do.

>>74313283
and this isn't the year to tank, although I wouldn't mind sucking so Cooper goes

>>74309976
Don't you mean wickets don't win crickets

YES KEEP THE (YOU)S COMING

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Talk shit about my home country and I'll round up my gang and we will knife you.

>>74313256
I mean you still do t.bh

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>>74313086
Even manlets don't like manlets

>>74313318
FINN THERE DONE THAT

>>74313295
fuck off randy

>>74313318
are knifes even allowed in yurope?

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>Calgary picks up a defenseman

But why? Don't they have the best defense in the league already?

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>>74313318
The Lingonberry jam I ate today was imported from Sweden. I doubt finnish jam would make it though customs.
Also why did Haula ditch Finlan before he was even 18. Really makes me think

With the Vegas Golden Knights joining the NHL next year, the NHL will at some point want to add a 32nd team, and Seattle is the safest bet on a map with no safe bets. Naturally, that would force either Calgary, Edmonton, or Arizona into the Central due to time zone considerations, a major factor in the 2013 realingment, and I don't see the Battle of Alberta being broken up any time soon. But here's the problem: the closest team to Arizona would be Vegas, not Colorado.

So what can be done? Well, realign the two divisions into three with one remainder! Here's how I'd arrange the teams bearing that in mind:

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic Division: * 1. Boston * 2. Montreal * 3. Carolina * 4. Tampa Bay * 5. Florida

Metropolitan Division: * 1. NY Rangers * 2. NY Islanders * 3. New Jersey * 4. Philadelphia * 5. Pittsburgh * 6. Washington

Lakeside Division: * 1. Detroit * 2. Columbus * 3. Toronto * 4. Ottawa * 5. Buffalo

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central Division:

1. Chicago
2. Minnesota
3. Winnipeg
4. St. Louis
5. Nashville
6. Dallas
Mountain Division: * 1. Calgary * 2. Edmonton * 3. Arizona * 4. Colorado * 5. Vegas

Pacific Division: * 1. LA * 2. Anaheim * 3. San Jose * 4. Vancouver * 5. Seattle

Now that the teams are arranged, how do I arrange schedules? Well, we'll start with the Metropolitan and Central Division, who have six teams each:

4 games x 5 teams = 20 (division)
3 games x 10 teams = 30 (conference)
2 games x 16 teams = 32 (league)
20 + 30 + 32 = 82 games
Now for the other four teams. Note conference-6 refers to divisions with that sixth team:

4 games + 4 teams = 16 (division)
3 games + 6 teams = 18 (conference-6)
3 games + 5 teams = 15 (conference)
2 games + 16 teams = 32 (league)
That would bring up the number of games to 81, one less than we need. To mitigate that, I have a solution. I've numbered the teams in each division 1-5 or 1-6. Let's call those last year's standings.

>>74313340
YES WE CANADA

>>74313355
Can never have too much defense.

>>74313369
Obviously the Metropolitan and Central divisions would have uneven schedules compared to the rest of the league, having six teams in their division to the other four's five. To simulate the competition level of a sixth-place team, I'm instituting a one-game polar-opposite rule for the five-team divisions. What that basically means is... well, I'm better off illustrating it:

Atlantic VS Lakeside
#1 VS #5
#2 VS #4
#3 VS #3
#4 VS #2
#5 VS #1
Essentially, this would be a replacement for, say, a #6 team to a #1 team. So:

1 game x 1 polar-opposite team (conference) = 1 16 + 18 + 15 + 1 + 32 = 82 games
What do you think? Could this alignment work if and when we get a 32nd team?

>>74313355
and now they have the best defense of all time, literally 7 #1 defencemen

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>>74313369
You expect me to read all of that shit you just copy pasted?
LMAO

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>>74313397
No Mr. Anon, I expect you to die.

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>>74313369
>uneven divisions

32 is one of the easiest numbers to work with when it comes to making them even

>>74313256

Come on, now. Even the Irish get to benefit from white privilege.

>>74313309
Except they do

>>74313369
Just move Arizona to the Central if you add Seattle. They're in the Mountain time zone most of the season anyway so they'd match Colorado.

Who is the best Latino player in the NHL?

>>74313480
Raffi Torres

>>74313480
martinez

>>74313506
I think he's just Spaniard not Latino

>>74313480
Pigsnout Busthews

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>>74313480

>>74313480
Price

>>74313526
Thx mate haven't had a good chuckle like that in a long time.

>>74313516
Spain can claim the NHL?

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>3 goals in 3 games
>2 wins

exciting times for a carlyle team

Fitting op image because /hoc/ belongs in the trash

>>74313651
stay irrelevant austrailia

>>74313480
unironically Pacioretty

>>74313651
A FUCKING KOALA

>>74313480
Ribeiro

>>74313480
Austin Matthews

>>74313694
Auston*

>>74313704
Autist*

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GOAT

>>74313774
>Cam Ward
Yeah, no. It's like Laine btfo Dallas, looks cool but not really difficult

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>>74313800

>>74313774
These are the things you must do to score when your linemates are children's author Zach Hyman (pictured right, sliding past the goal on his backside for no apparent reason) and Connor Brown.

Hyman had two breakaways last night and ended up in the net more times than the puck did.

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>>74313823
> there are people itt who think stone is top 5 wing

>>74313823
holy fuuggg

>>74313651
I thought ozzies were cool mate

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>>74313842
>Hyman had two breakaways last night and ended up in the net more times than the puck did.

>>74313842
I love Hyman he's the definition of meat and taters but he has zero offensive skill.

>two games tonight
I thought this was supposed to he fuckin family day?

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>>74313823
Excuse me I don't follow nhl but is 'stick lifting' allowed in nhl?

>>74313158
As a sparkle dog fab I'm pretty happy they traded him. He was unproductive and injury prone, plus he's an UFA. So I'm happy with picks that can be used in the draft or sweeten a trade

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Tomas Holmstrom is the greatest player of the last 20 years.

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Are the leafs going to make the playoffs?

>>74313881
t. Stavros poupodoupolis

>>74314226
lolno

>>74314226
Reminder that girls will only have sex with you if you were the prerequisite footwear.

>>74314234
>ywn be footwear
feels bad man

>>74314226
Yes
1st round exit though

blooz>bantlels
cucks>yotes

Is tarasenko elite?

>>74314313
Yes

>>74314384
Yes

>lose to worst teams in the league
>beat the stanley cup contenders back to back

>>74313253
>toews
>top 100
>Malkin
>not top 100

I dont get the hard ons for Kane and toews

>>74314422
The Blackhawks are just generally overrated
Toews and Kane are very, very good, but not as good as Blackcuck fans want them to be

>>74314450
Kane is. Toews isn't.

>meme pants goal
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GARY

How many fucking commercials did they cram into one period. jesus christ.

nhl.tv bros why the fuck is the florida game blocked
what streaming service can I watch it on

>>74314605

Because it's on NHL Network. Use a foreign proxy to get around that blackout.

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>>74314605
lazy man

>>74309426
How can the OP be a bin, then the first 4 posts be Binland? This some kind of coordinated mega-meme?

>>74314634
oh thanks man; didn't know that

>>74314605
There's youtube links too..

Is it alright if I post a youtube stream link here? Is it in bad taste?
Those reddit posters freak out whenever their links are shared

>>74314660
I don't mind
fuck they should just make their subreddits invitation only if they don't want the entire internet to know about them

>>74314676
Right
Yeh makes sense

Here's one:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkWIxdfjFhUHx0extGuJ-PA/live

>>74314637
Hey thanks for posting this; I'm going to continue to pay for NHL.tv but this is very useful....now I can watch my local market games

>>74314715
just out of curiosity are you watching NHL.tv on your computer? because the lazy man feed actually offers higher video quality than nhl.tv's web player.

>>74309426
yo hit me up with some yous and ill watch your sport

@74314752

Fuck off back to apehoop

>>74314723
no my dad and I share an account so I use Roku and he uses his laptop
that way we can both shitpost on /hoc/ at the same time in different parts of the country

>>74314752
Oh well /you/ for you

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Lehterä making things happen.


such an underrated player

>>74314936
>misses a wide open net
>making things happen
yeah okay

>>74314942

it was a shitty pass so it was a great effort he even made contact. Great hussle to the net before that beating the defenseman.

>>74314958
>shitty pass
it was literally on his tape, lehtera just shot it at reimer's right skate
are you blind?

>>74314967
nah it was on his skates. lets not be surprised it was perron who passed it.

for the fucks sake scwartz you had an open net

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>his team passed on the next defensive superstar

>>74314986
>nah it was on his skates
except it hit his tape first??

>>74315042
because of lehterä's eye-hand coordination. Average player and it would have been just another errand cross-ice pass we see often.

>>74315077
don't know why im arguing with a finn.

https://twitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/833863571704512512

Ducks are hungover tonight reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I can't believe Marchessault was literally free.

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>Ducks in charge defending with their feet

>>74315086
this is an imageboard, retard

they're fucking gassed
why is this game even happening

>>74315118
have you ever tried to scrape a gif out of a tweet? it doesnt fucking work

>>74315086
yeah so i was right. Pass was terrible put lehterä managed to make it play-able

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>>74315133
no I haven't but I pay for gamecenter and keep telling myself one day I'll learn how to make webms from them one day but you faggots haven't been able to convince me to yet

not to mention
>gif

>>74315140
>pass was right in the crease right on lehtera's tape
>lehtera puts it right at reimer's skate
fuck off

>>74315090
>>74315122

I would rather have 5-6 fewer sets of back to back games instead of one week off in the middle of the season.

>>74315150
how young are you

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>mfw the ducks

>>74315158
21

>rags

>>74315167
lurk moar

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Florida is gonna make it

>>74315163
Leaf fags take back bernier and gib back andersen

>>74315300
>Be at bottom of league
> only win against good teams

based lehterä doing work before the icing and tiring panthers out. Should get an assist but won't. Luckily coaches and true fans see all these things he does.

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>The Blackhawks will find a way to win another Stan Lee Cup.
They should start lowering the salary cap.

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sup fuckers

>>74315353
Sabe us gibby

>>74315361
>winning a meaningless game

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>>74315366
>meaningless

>>74315376
i smell barkov heroics.

lehterä has been the best player on the ice though.

>>74315376
is he rapping in finnish

Is gibson a GOAT goalie?

Is there a /hoc/ discord

>>74315342
>The Blackhawks will find a way to win another Stan Lee Cup.
lmmaaaoooo

barkov goal with 1:39 left
cap it

Get your it was 3-0s ready boys

great game in st.louis

LEL

What the fuck was that reaction?
>game tied 1-1
>ends with 4 seconds left
>commentators entirely calm and relaxed

troSHOOK

why is lindsey fry so beautiful

>bLOSE

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>bloos

>>74315630
can a man get a sauce

>>74315528

Arizona will win.
Ducks are trash.
Oilers rule

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>Zadorov out for the season
>Only good part of watching this team

What the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

>>74315652
>oilels
>caring about this game
Why?

>>74315669
Fighting the >cucks for home ice

>>74315658
>an avs fan
>wondering where he went wrong

>>74315673
Have home ice tbhfamalam it is a curse for >us in game 7

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>The Oilers haven't had home ice in a series in 27 years

>>74315032
>his team accepted Datsyuk's contact in order to get him
>would have been a wing otherwise

>>74315683
No canadian team has won a cup in 23 years

>>74315683
>the oilers have the highest winning percentage in the playoffs during the cap era

Blows are fucking useless

>>74315711
>laffs

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>>74315697
I've lived through so many post-season collapses by other teams.

>>74315630
Sauder plz also
> bloos

Who is the best goalie tandem in the NHL? Who is the GOAT goaltender?

>>74315736
Talbot & Talbot

>>74315742
Thats one guy tho

>>74315736
Preds

Saros

>>74315752
That's the joke. The Oilers don't have a backup. Their tandem is Talbot and Talbot.

>>74315764
So is talvot playing 82 games this year?

>>74315768
He has started all but 6 games this year.

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apparently florida has both luongo and reimer signed for 5 more years

>>74315776
wew, burnout inc
first round sweep at best

>>74315776
Why dont goalies play every game tho. I mean back to backs i could understand but when you get a day off between games or more you should be good to go in you keep in shape.

>>74315786
Probably

>>74315798
Goalies are doing things to their knees/groins that are unnatural. It's the same with pitchers in baseball, they blow up their elbows throwing the way they do.

>>74315718
Not a laffs fan you dumbass. You realize the senators and habs are also impacted by that game?

>>74315823
Get better genetics/robo joints

can't wait for the Habs to miss the playoffs

>>74315840
it's gonna be fukkkking amazing

>>74315840
>implying they wont be 1Ndone