Fresh off removing Leeds United last round, National League plodders Sutton United are aiming to cause the biggest upset in FA Cup history as they host Arsenal. Fans of the Gunners, quarter-final opponents Lincoln and, in a new revelation caused by Sutton's sponsors for the match, anyone who hates the Sun will want a hammering of Sutton. Everyone else will want to implode with laughter at what could possibly be Arsene Wenger's last FA Cup match.
Kick-off is at 7;55pm UK time with coverage from 7:30pm on BBC One.
Spirit of '89: Worner, Downer, Collins, Beckwith, Amankwaah, Bailey, Eastmond, Gomis, Deacon, May, Biamou.
>Subs: Shaw, John, Hudson-Odoi, Fitchett, Spence, Monakana, Tubbs.
Arselel: Ospina, Gabriel, Mustafi, Holding, Monreal, Elneny, Xhaka, Reine-Adelaide, Lucas, Iwobi, Walcott.
>Subs: Martinez, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Maitland-Niles, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alexis.
Reminder that every goal that Sutton scores counts as 5 goals
lifelong suttonite here
Fuck anime
>in a new revelation caused by Sutton's sponsors for the match, anyone who hates the Sun will want a hammering of Sutton
Care to explain that?
Stream where?
>>74309060
MUH 96
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/589858/Sutton-United-shirt-Arsenal-Liverpool
>>74309073
Working visa+flight to LHR=BBC1 in the hotel room
Non league, best league
>>74309060
https://www.news.co.uk/2017/02/sun-bets-to-sponsor-sutton-united/
>the BBC's Sutton wankathon
Kinda want to see Arsenal fuck them 8-0 now.
Lincoln have been more impressive.
>>74309060
Sutton are wearing a Sun logo on their kits for this match. Everyone in Liverpool will be an /arse/ tonight.
love the fa cup anons
>>74309094
>Sutton spreading the truth about Hillsbreh
Are they our guys?
>>74309100
>>74309094
>>74309086
OB-FUCKING-SESSION
Justice for the 96 la
>>74309097
You can guarantee this wouldn't happen had the tie been Arsenal v Sutton.
SHAT ON PITCH
30 seconds into match of the day and we've already been reminded that "this is what it's all about"
ANY LIFE LONG SUTTON FANS HERE?
>>74309116
magic of the cup mate.
Why are they playing Arsenal on a 3g pitch? Should play them on a cow field
And pretend the away changing rooms are knackered so they have to get changed on the bus.
PLASTIC PITCH
MORE LIKE PLASTIC FANS
>AM I RIGHT?
HAHA HAHA
>>74309060
>>74309086
It's fucking amazing how Liverpool fans manage to find new angles to remind people of Hillsborough every month and new ways to be offended.
>non-league Sutton agree much-needed sponsorship deal
>"""MUH HILLSBOROUGH!!"""
Fuck off the lot of you.
I live in Sutton, I've supported them all my life whilst you've been bandwagoning the big boys. I'm at the game now posting on my phone.
Stop taking the piss, nobody cares about us except me.
*blocks the goal*
How do you respond?
>>74309151
timestamp or get out
Who /life long/ here?
Arsenal will never win anything ever again
>>74309156
*walks towards the camera*
>>74309156
>look over there, a bag of crisps!
>I can't play football as well tonight because the grass isn't real grass
>>74309156
you literally cannot score against this man he just has TOO MUCH MASS
>Arsenal's path to the FA Cup semi finals is two non-league teams
>>74309151
Show proof.
Shut the fuck up Shearer. I'm so sick of this stupid narrative the BBC is spouting about how nobody cares about the FA cup and how the magic is lost. 4 seasons ago fucking Wigan won it for fucks sake. Furthermore they're praising Millwall for bringing the magic back who got to this stage 4 seasons ago as well, not like anyone wants them to do well either seeing as how their fans are cunts.
>>74309156
Makes Kevin Pressman look anorexic. Fucking hell.
How can it be possible for a team to be so shit
>ARSEANAL
>>74309189
Just makes it better when they don't make it
>>74309173
Kek
>>74309189
At least when they won in 2014 they had a tough route to the final
How cool would it be if the semi finals were the Manchester derby and the North London derby.
Fuck non-league.
>On Eurosport 1
Get in
>>74309218
Its what the fa want and will rig it so
>Clem on the interviews
>you now remember the Football League show with him, Manish, Leroy and Stevie C
Ahh yes lets watch some part time footballers play shit quality football whilst completely messing up the regular fixtures in a shit competition.
>>74309218
Neither Manchester teams will make it
>>74309233
Curious that as soon as Leicester get promoted, they stopped doing it
>Sutton have done no mind games/fuckery with Arsenal before the game
seriously, why not? At least pay the bus driver to get lost on the way or something so they have no warm up time.
>>74309241
yo it's the oldest competition in the world show some fucking respect
Wenger?
>>74309246
wonder how good the pie is
Sut3-1Ars
>>74309218
>>74309232
that's boring, they play each other all the time.
much more fun seeing teams like arsenal struggle at sutton than see spurs beating them.
>>74309241
>t.customer
>>74309244
Yeah, funny how that worked out.
Far better than Channel 5's offering though.
>>74309224
looks dire
>>74309251
This. They should be doing anything the can to get any type of advantage
>you now remember Plymouth baking Klopp a fucking cake
>>74309267
channel 5 had that fit blonde broad though
>>74309265
i was talking about arsenal
For me, it's R Deacon
>>74309257
He's a big keeper
Gary is going to smash his wife
tim vine is this really legit
Sutton coach seems like a wanker.
>>74309173
>>74309299
ofc he is, he's a southerner.
>>74309273
>play on a cow field pitch (can't because 3g but still)
>shit up the away changing rooms
>get the bus driver to get lost on the way
>speakers playing crowd noise in the stands behind the Arsenal bench
all fair game IMO
>>74309291
>for free
The tie will be over within 10 minutes
>>74309291
>Sutton is worth about £1.7m
Seems a bit much
>>74309299
he just seems like a regular guy at a pub
>>74309226
Are you stalking Nick Proschwitz?
>Greengo waste management
Top fucking kek
>>74309318
pretty sure thats the manager's office on the right
>>74309322
exactly
>>74309321
The manager himself spent £1m on the club so he'd sell it for at least that
>tim vine's cheap effort to get back on tv.
i'm a sutton fan honest!
>>74309311
>shit up the away changing rooms
That didn't work too well last time, Gus.
>>74309321
The ground is in London, it's basically all going to be the value of that land.
Arsenal line up is awful. That looks like a bottle job if I've ever seen one.
They won't be able to handle the pressure or non league feel
>>74309291
>For
>free
Top bants from Shearer
>>74309151
I've taken Sutton to several CL victories in the game Football Manager, you plastic cunt
>Gary Linekar
dropped
My high school soccer coach played for Sutton in the early 2000s. He was an alumnus of the same high school so when he decided to leave England he just came back and decided to throw his name in for the job to replace the long time coach who was retiring. Needless to say he got the job pretty easily.
It always kind of baffled me that nobody really talked about it in the sense that nobody in the area had ever done anything at the highest level in soccer. This is a very small town in Upstate NY, but soccer was very popular. Granted, Sutton was in a pretty low division but even then that's still an accomplishment.
He used a lot of the training exercises that the Sutton coaches used when he played there, so needless to say those 6 am practices in the middle of August were brutal. We were in shape though.
every second that sutton go without conceding is a victory for memes, and exposes wenger even further.
>>74309344
Should have got Pardew on, he's a Sutton man.
>>74309365
unless your a woman or child, in which case you are left behind
was global banned for a month what epic maymays did i miss
Genuinely excited. Haven't felt this way about the FA Cup in years
>>74309365
>being a refugee from a destroyed country
>being an arsenal fan
Which one is worse?
>>74309374
inb4 Arseshit score immediately
>>74309365
Didn't know Gary employs political writers for his twitter too.
>5000 seats
isn't that a lot for a team on their level?
Is that Luke Shaw?
>>74309397
every second
who /lifelongsuttonfan/ here
>>74309390
>sport top of the league
>>74309374
Can't wait to post stuff like
>5 minutes and they STILL can't score against non-league Sutton
>Arselel
or
>only 1 goal in 15 minutes against non-league Sutton
>Arselel
Feel free to use these posts.
>>74309390
For me, it's [player]
>>74309374
Sutton's best chance is an 89th minute goal for 1-0, if they score early Arselel will show up and score 4 back.
>>74309404
not really
its alot of tickets to actually be sold for a team at that level tho
>>74309404
not really
>>74309384
>Refugee's straight out of a bathtub from pakiland have fucked (raped) more English girls than you
Really makes me do a think
>>74309257
*Blocks your path*
>>74309404
Pretty sure that's the total capacity m8, not seats.
>>74309226
What are you doing in Germany?
>Arsenal's last win was a parting horror show from Mark Clattenburg who allowed an Arse player to score with his hand and didn't send off one of their players for denying a clear goal scoring opportunity
>>74309419
I don't understand that at all
Begging for drab 0-0
>>74309417
i've already got my
>10 seconds in
>can't score against sutton
>arselel
>wenger exposed
>>74309404
About average for a conference side I think. Also a lot of that is standing, not seating.
if sutton win the shitposting levels will rival the 7-1
Whose the wanker in the parka?
>thrutton
wew
sleeps there 3 nights a week
classic
>>74309452
What a runt
>>74309432
he got banned for CP
is it true the Sutton manager does it for free? he coaches without monetary compensation? lel
>THIS IS WHERE THE HOMELESS RESERVE KEEPER SLEEPS
wtf I hate the BBC now
As much as I want Sutton to win it's sad knowing how easy this will be for Arsenal
>>74309224
Is there anyway to hide your dick while showering there?
My brother just went mental over Arsene's camera pan to the Sutton reserve keeper's cuck closet.
Qt lineswoman
>>74309462
He's put over a million quid into the club. He's an upper class bloke who will never be good enough to manage a club so he just funds one.
GWAN SUTTON
Give Sutton your energy \0/
>pardew looking to replace wonga
> This is where the loser white trash reserve keeper sleeps
I'm sick to death of the BBC
>goalkeeper sleeps in that room
LMAO
>>74309323
Just work mate. Can't be arsed spending €5 a pint every night like.
>>74309462
i heard he is actually a part time odontologist
>>74309474
i would hang out the back of it
>>74309472
something makes me think none of the arsenal players will actually shower after the game
Genuinely a bit humbling this
I hate Arsenal but I'm gonna be so happy if they stuff these 'real football' cunts. Come on 5-0. I wanna see some of these bandwagoning Sutton fans crying
Why is there a bird linesman?
>>74309483
\o/
<o>
\o/
<o>
\o/
This will be 8 men in the box with 2 strikers waiting for the counter
>>74309509
It's allowed now
>>74309483
\o/
>>74309485
noway was it the reserve keeper
he would not fit on that sofa
>>74309470
You never know. I remember United facing non-league Crawley Town at home and they only won 1-0, they hit the bar near the end of the game too.
Still, Arsenal do know how to ravage a shit team so I'm predicting 5-0 at least.
>>74309474
THIS
>>74309473
Thats because it was the most brilliant thing that ever happened, and its not even a comedy sketch.
>>74309483
\o/
Odds on Xhaka getting a red?
reminds me of the boxing with all these body guards
>>74309523
I'd catch her offside if you know what I mean
>>74309519
I remember United drawing 0-0 with non-league teams two years running
>>74309516
PC shite Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
> Woman linesman
>>74309474
it will distract the players
women don't belong on the pitch la
>>74309516
I even saw a black linesman recently.
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you can all just go do something more meaningful than watching this, no cup magic will happen and Arsenal will win
same for the next match
>that arselel team
sutton got this
Arsenal will lose 2-1 check em
Webm of the camera pan to the cuck sofa?
>>74309523
should get passed around by the winning team at the end of the match
you know you're at a non-league club when you hear PARP-PARP-PARPPARPPARP-PARPPARPPARP-[TEAM NAME]
TIN
FOIL
FA
CUP
MADE
OF
CARDBOARD
>>74309390
Here's a meme that I saved. You post it with an image of C.Ronaldo:
I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless ballon d'or there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Messi is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Maradonna,I'm Paul Scholes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my tap-in is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.
How do you all feel that if you tried harder when you were younger and weren't such a fat disappointment, you could be playing Arsenal tonight?
>>74309555
>>74309555
>>74309555
>>74309555
>>74309555
>>74309551
>not staying for the memes
yeah fuck off you JF cunt
stuck a cheeky quid on a sutton win and a sneaky 50 english pence on jamie collins to be the first scorer x
screenshit this lads
lot of these fans have an absolute shite view
also who noticed the qt by walcott
sian massey is on the line, fuck yeah
>>74309483
\o/
Hard to believe people who now have other jobs managed to learn how to kick a ball while growing up. What a story.
make it to half time at 0-0 and then you never know
>Arsenal too stingey for a commemorative pendant
>didn't even have a banner to swap with the Sutton captain
Fucking arrogant cunts wtf I hate arsenal now
>>74309570
why be that when you can be a fat disappointment and play for sutton though?
>watering turf
?
>>74309560
Just go on iplayer about 7 mins ago, when Wenger was speaking
>that camera angle
holy fuck didn't they have to build that camera stand today or something for a better view?
>>74309570
i probably wouldn't though
>>74309549
There used to be a Sikh referee in the Football League, he was pretty good. Going back about ten years or so now.
>bringing the gunnersaur to Sutton
>>74309555
nnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccceeeeeeeeeee
>>74309291
>$0
What did they mean by this?
>>74309545
Why? Provided they have the exact same fitness and knowledge tests who gives a shit, they're not playing.
>unable to score against Sutton after a whole minute
KEK
>>74309570
don't really care, Arsenal is a cuck club
how long until the shot of fans on rooftops lads?
>0-0
BTFO
>10 seconds in
>can't score against sutton
>arselel
>wenger exposed
>>74309594
they tend to do that more often with fake grass
>>74309499
They have alot of black players doe
really hope one of these salt of the earth working class good lads snaps an overpaid foreign glass ankle
In 2008, the following Arsenal players dispatched Sheffield United 6-0 with a lineup that had an average age of 19.
Fabianski (23), Hoyte (18), Djourou (21), Song (21), Gibbs (18), Randall (18), Ramsey (17), Merida (18), Wilshere (16), Bendtner (20), Vela (19)
>walnut
>THAT camera angle
Is this 1962?
>can't beat Sutton's offside trap
KEK
EXPOSED
>Two minutes without a goal
ENOUGH BLUD SENPAI BLOODCLART WENGAH HAS GOT TO GO
>women
>>74309634
The future was so bright. What happened?
this camera angle and crowd noise is comfy as fuck
>>74309639
The ground is from 1862 lad, look at the showers
literally want arsenal to win so wenger doesnt get fired
Which part of /sutton/ are you lads from? I'm from Sutton Road, just past the corner shop on the corner.
FUCK the iplayer being a whole minute behind
> Bloodclot os captain
??
>>74309555
Yes
>non-league side
>still packed with niggers and immigrants
i thought this would be a side of brave english lads, apparently not. No different than every other side in the UK. Fucking dropped
>>74309650
We had >Blackwell in charge so hardly flattering
>This comfy as fuck stadium
Only thing missing is fans watching from the trees
>>74309643
they could at least put her in a skimpy outfit
>not scoring from kick off against a Sutton C team
GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
>STILL not scored against Sutton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>clean tackle
>>74309651
Right? Love these smaller pitches. You can make out most of the shouting and cheering.
>>74309538
>>74309563
Disgusting! Don't you fellas have mothers? No respect for women. ABYSMAL! Truly REVOLTING. Heaven help you if you ever have girls.
>>74309661
bruv the online bbc player is shite
use this instead;
tvcatchup com/watch/bbcone
>>74309656
Sutton Frog Island reporting in.
I remember eastmond at Arsenal
>>74309667
>still packed with niggers and immigrants
>60% white
Really made me do a think
as someone who lives near sutton, fuck them. shit place, shit fans, shit team
only people who have never been there would root for them
why is bbc iplayer streaming quality so fucking shit. what the fuck are they doing with my tv license money?
>>74309653
seen better showers in Auschwitz
>>74309667
>he thinks the BBC haven't replaced their regular players with actors to reach their diversity quota
Stupid Yank.
>>74309667
Your country was literally founded and built by immigrants and black people
>4 minutes in
>no goals scored
the entire football pyramid is praying for a sutton win
>F O U R
>(4)
>MINUTES
AND NOT A GOAL KEK
lifelong sutton fan here lads very excited
>>74309695
Use the secret stream.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
sorry lads i cant do this. its too shit
cyas tomorrow
>>74309683
here she is in plain clothes
wouldn't say no, would you?
>Downer
>>74309716
me too, waited for this moment since 1898
>the sun bets
la...
>>74309667
It's a London non-league side, go look at the demographics of London.
Meanwhile based Lincoln vs Burnley had literally 1 black player all game.
that utilia banner just made me remember about nick "ulillillia" smith, hope the lad's alright
>Radio commentary talking about leggings
>>74309738
And that was Joey Barton who insisted on blacking up.
Downer went down
watching the ameripoo stream and they're saying some Sutton players work regular 9-5 jobs. pretty amazing desu
>>74309716
Same, Sutton/Arsenal/Leicster/Chelsea/Bayern/Madrid fan here, not sure if I will support Arsenal or Sutton after today, will decide later.
I have already dropped Leicster DESU
Not even memeing, Arsenal are shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cant unbutton the sutton
I tought those plastic bags were multiball
Ref is totally on Sutton's side
Why don't Sutton just mimic Buyern from Tuesday?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>74309724
My previous post only highlighted YOUR lack of class when talking about females. Of course I would enter her from the rearside after treating her to a michelin star meal and a foot rub.
>STILL HAVEN'T SCORED
>STILL HAVEN'T SCORED
>STILL HAVEN'T SCORED
>STILL HAVEN'T SCORED
>STILL HAVEN'T SCORED
>STILL HAVEN'T SCORED
Do you reckon they had the electronic advertising boards fitted just for this game?
>pl spends billions on """"grassroots"""
>all these people come out saying how great upsets are and muh magic of the cup
these ungrateful lower league shitters need to be gassed
>>74309779
being this new
>>74309763
>no dick
smdh familia
>>74309763
recognise those legs
So which one is the non-league side?
This pitch looks like they are playing on a swampy marsh.
>>74309746
he quit video games all together and works at walmart last I heard, don't think he's working on platform masters anymore either
>>74309771
no le cut inside man
>10 (TEN) minutes against a non league side
>still can't score
>>74309763
Don't even want to imagine what that beasts face looks like.
>Dominated by part-timers
The state of Arse
>>74309779
They're a conference side, not a sunday pub team
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
>Arsenal
why is the camera on the wrong side of the pitch
Hasn't Xhaka usually 2-footed someone by now?
amankwaah seems to have zero footballing skils
>Ten minutes
>no goal
>GETTING DOMINATED BY NON LEAGUE SUTTON
NON
LEAGUE
SUTTON
>>74309792
fucking hell
platform masters was never going to be anything other than utter shite
but something about him just giving up on life and working for walmart is really depressing
>>74309796
>>74309788
>>74309786
That's Lauren Southern. she's cute af desu
>literally getting BTFO by fucking sutton
>>74309810
if u r on the left side of the world its on the left
idiot
Arsenal are in the yellow right? Surely they aren't the ones defending non stop?
> 80 mins gone
> No goal
Shit game tbqh
>>74309825
don't think a red pilled lass would like anime
protip remember every 10 misn without a goal is a counted as a goal for the suts in this competition
Just remember that Arsenal started well aginst Bayern Munich too!
TY SPOTTED
>TY
TY IN THE HOUSE
TY SPOTTED
STREAKER CLASSIC
>that faggot nog from arse tv
>>74309825
i knew who it was lad, i have a folder
TEN WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES
WENGER OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74309825
fuck this bitch. she's best mates with that greek faggot
Ty spotted.
>Claude on the pitch with a knife
HE'S GOING FOR WENGER
FINALLY SOME ENTERTAINMENT
TY spotted
>>74309843
all it takes is one man to cut inside
Pitch invader in panties hahahahahahaha
Lel, Ty is in the stands
PITCH INVADER
no ball boys
no security
>magic of the cup
fuck, i missed ty. anyone got a cap
top kek whos the madman on there
>>74309825
>Moderately attractive girl makes a living pandering to teenagers
Grim.
>>74309841
Her income depends on becoming their new waifu.
>>74309853
I would eat her ass like a bowl of spaghetti
>>74309825
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDm3ah4kEkC/?taken-by=laurencheriie&hl=en
those st john's qts
maybe I should volunteer for st johns..
>>74309775
So you think taking a WOMAN out ENTITLES you to ENTER HER FROM THE REARSIDE?!?!
Have you even heard of CONSENT? Typical beta numale baka
>TY got a new hat
hope the sutton fans take it off him
>>74309853
What are you waiting for? Post the contents of the folder
Anyone screengrab the invader I missed it
Arsenal fans chanting "just like the Emirates, just like the Emirates"
Sutton Utd btfo
>>74309875
with a spoon?
What will Ty blame after tonights loss?
There is no difference between a Championship team and Sutton so far.
>2 Fa Cup losses in 4 years
>One of them in Sutton
Arsenal
>play in front of 60,000 fans every week
>home league games have been continously sold out for decades
>same with away games
Sutton
>usually play infront of one man and whatever the wind blows onto the pitch
>empty stands every week
>suddenly play Arsenal and the stands are full of 'lifelong' Sutton fans
But Arsenal are the plastic club and Sutton represent everything right with football :^)
Small clubs like these and their supporters are the biggest pretentious twats and the definition of platic fairweather fans. Where are they every other game? When tickets are about five pounds? Oh right, elsewhere because they don't really care.
I love how "magic of the cup" is actually just referees giving decisions to the underdogs that they don't deserve.
What does Ty do? How can he afford to go to all these games?
redpill me on Ty lads
POST THE PIC OF TY FOR FUCK SAKES
>>74309823
>but something about him just giving up on life and working for walmart is really depressing
walmart is an improvement for him. the guy could not find any job before and was close to breaking down because of it
>>74309897
>spaghetti
>spoon
anon pls
>>74309899
grass was too plastic
>74309906
shan't be (you)ing this
>>74309899
Artificial pitch, duh
>>74309892
no they just zoomed in on the managers, they dont pay invaders attention bc its just annoying
>>74309894
By the end of the night it'll be just like the Allianz
>>74309910
he is secretly on the arsenal board of directors
>>74309899
>the streaker distracted the players robbie
Non Arse supporters, would you take a 0-0 and a replay?
>>74309915
fuck off, don't shill cunt
>>74309906
ty get off your phone and watch the game
>>74309914
tell me about TY, why does he wear every fucking piece of Arselel merchandise?
>>74309891
you can have one more
>Walnut
kek. such a half hearted attempt too
>>74309906
this
>Walcott's found his level
>>74309918
what? i always use a spoon
What's he listening to, lads?
>>74309853
mm she's barefoot
>>74309906
It's just banter senpai.
why do you call streakers TY
redpill me on TY please
won't be many screenshots tonight
everyone is watching on tv
>dat big black guy styling all over Arsenal
>>74309937
>Lauren Southern
Yep. Arsenal not winning would be hilarious
"I was gonna say it got the crowd going but the crowd don't need to got going"
What is he on about, the atmosphere is shockingly shit. They're playing Arsenal ffs, atleast fucking sing and chant.
>>74309947
Post some feets, plz.
>>74309937
no get this over with now
obviously i'd take sutton win
>skying it against part time dog groomers
>>74309954
cheef keef
>>74309954
im feelin' it
>2017
>can't print your tv screen
>15 minutes against a non league team
>still can't score
>>74309953
>>74309954
Recorded radio broadcasts from the invincibles season
>needing refball to stay at 0-0 vs Sutton
absolute state of Arseshit
>Diving
Why are Sutton such a classless club?
ref bottled it, book that Sutton twat for diving pussy
NO ERA PENAL
>>74309947
She'd look good with a black cock in her mouth.
ERA
WHAT THE FUCK
ERA PENAL
>Arsenal need refball against part time plumbers
>>74309954
Placebo - Special Needs
>>74309954
Death Grips
REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL
FUCKING REFBALL, NOT EVEN KIDDING
>Arsenal fans so ass blasted you can actually spot them ITT
fucking plastic shit cunt team
>>74310006
>blatant dive is refball
bantz
pro athletes vs semi pro builders
yet they still keep going on about the pitch
why do i get the feeling arsenal will be this half heartedly trying for a desperate winner in the final ten as the first ten?
>>74309906
these clubs need the money, so generally charge a decent whack. Halifax were charging 30 pound not so long back in the conference.
people that watch someone like sutton week in week out are great fans, the rest are just there to watch arsenal, don't be naive.
POST MORE LAUREN THIS IS A LAUREN THREAD
>>74309954
Skillrex
>>74309954
Coldplay -The Scientist
>>74309954
Crucial Robbie - Proud to be Black
>>74310006
Look at how bad at passing Arsenal are, how the hell can they be this awful?
>>74309954
stop shilling these cunts pls
Is the FA rigging it to save Wenger?
>sutton draw
>refball
>lincoln next
>the quality of non-league divers
>>74309954
Anime openings
>>74310033
KEK
>>74310021
It's the "Magic of the Cupâ„¢" m8.
>>74309954
another fake beanie
>>74309909
To Arsenal?
Can someone explain to me why arsenal are playing at the equivalent of a little league baseball field in the USA?
This is retarded.
Where in Sutton are you from lads?
Carshalton here
>20 MINUTES IN
>HAVEN'T SCORED AGAINST NON LEAGUE SUTTON
THIS IS GENUINELY EMBARRASSING
I thought non-league footballers were supposed to be hard? They're falling over from the slightest tap
>>74310059
Magic of the FA Cup
DEACON YOU STUPID CUNT LEARN HOW TO FUCKING CROSS A BALL FUCKING CHRIST
>>74310060
Toad island here
>>74309954
>>74310044
The sound of hell, or 30 tabs at the same time of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1FTEm2g9nc
>>74309954
BBC commentary
Has >Moyes been giving Sutton tips?
>>74310059
It's a tournament and Sutton have gotten really far. Normally by now everyone left in the cup is league 1 at worst.
>>74309991
those big desert spoons
i get two and just pick the spaghetti up between them and suck it all in
rofl the absolute state of Arsenal
>>74310059
the fa cup is a tournament incorporating every professional team in england
sutton memed their way this far to face arsenal at home
>>74310079
filthy pig
>>74310062
Don't tell me you wouldn't dive for a pen if you were playing for Sutton
this is like takumi using his home track advantage of akina to take down the three-two
>>74309960
a quick rundown
Quick rundown on him:
>wenger bows to TY
>in contact with pele
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>controls the emirates with an iron fist but fair
>own arsenal merch all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first good striker for arsenal
>ancient north london scriptures tell of one autist who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented good pitches with him
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be TY Babies
>TY said to have 200+ IQ
>>74310033
Great tune desu
>>74310059
knockout tournamant every team in the UK gets entered into
>>74310028
you know she has a sister?
frequent visitor
is he fuck
Drink everyone someone mentions the pitch or says The Magic Of The Cupâ„¢
>>74310060
Epsom here so 2 stops on the train.
>>74310079
PLS STOP ANON
>>74310079
What the fuck? Kek
>>74310086
But they're meant to be solid, brick shithouses?
>letting Alan return to the stands after streaking
#nicetouch #magicofthecup
What part of Sutton should I moved to lads? I'm a lifelong fan.
Arsenal will lose on the penaltys.
Also check em
>>74310088
gotcha lad
>>74310087
COOL VIBRATIONS
It's STILL 0-0
>>74310079
Fucking lel
Is it true that Sutton's manager is a dentist and 8% of Sutton's population is at the game?
>>74310116
goes to replay
>>74310099
Are you Portuguese
>>74310116
No penalties, still replays this round
>20 MINUTES
>AGAINST A LEAGUE 2 SIDE
>STILL NO GOALS
>NOT EVEN A SHOT ON TARGET
>>74310088
kek
The """Magic""" of the cup
goddamn sutton blowing it
>Deacon fucks up another cross
>>74310108
that reserve keeper is
looks like sutton is next to croydon where mark and jez from peep show live
>>74310060
Leicester Square
Quick, post a team that would have scored against Sutton by now
>Aston Villa
>>74310112
Belmont is the only nice part, the rest is just like croydon
>>74310127
It's an alternative fact, yes.
KEEP YOUR DIRTY PAWS AWAY FROM LAUREN SHES OURS
deacon what the fuck dude
WHO /WATCHINGUNTILARSENALSCORE/HERE
OR
WHO /NOTWATCHINGUNTILARSENALCONCEDE/ HERE?
>>74310127
>Is it true that Sutton's manager is a dentist
Of course not. It's an English club.
>>74310139
more like joey deacon
>still 0-0 vs a team with an ice cream salesman
>>74310133
It's a conference side
>>74310143
Arsenal Women!
Why haven't Sutton scored yet?
>>74310143
>Sunderland
>>74310133
>4th division
nope, bottom end of the conference
>>74310143
>NYCFC
>>74310143
united of manchester
>>74310122
Playing as defender in a game like this must be awful, you do nothing, you always risk because the midfielders don't give a shit, and you basically can't win.
>>74310131
No, who did you have in mind?
I KNOW a portugee from here.
>Xhaka yellow
>>74310088
>will bankroll the first good striker for arsenal
kek'd
>>74310131
Não
>Xhaka
>>74310143
scunthorpe
Deacon > Walcott
>>74310142
and people said german banter was bad
>>74310060
Purley bandwagoner reporting
>>74310168
Saving it for the 89th
lads, this is fucking boring
just fuck off deacon you're wank
>>74310166
>>74310170
Oh fuck I still have shitposts from the Liverpool v Plymouth game in mind.
Sutton could handle Bayern easily
>Lelka
LITERALLY NEEDING A PROFESSIONAL FOUL AGAINST SUTTON
>>74310085
>>74310103
>>74310106
>>74310124
what? is this some gimmick i don't know about? how else do you eat spaghetti?
Xhaka is definitely going to get sent off
>>74310143
>Middlesbrough :^)
>>74310141
It is, Croydon is about ten minutes away from Sutton
>>74310175
Cause I was born in Epsom, and I'm half-Portuguese. There's shitonnes of Portuguese in Epsom.
>25 minutes
>Not scoring against full time arsenal players
>>74310143
West Brom
>try to injure as many arsenal players as possible while hoofing it down your disgusting compost heap of a """pitch""" and immediately fall down any time you're in the arsenal area
le magic of le cup
sick of having to go to these shitholes every season.
>>74310143
Bayern Munich
>he can't printscreen his tv
shiggy
>>74310210
Twirling it around a fork
>Letting Sutton grow into the game
>>74310210
okay you pushed the meme too far now
>>74310217
Is your name Andre and are you an Arsneal fan?
>>74310219
delete this picture of my wife and her son
>>74310228
are you at the stadium?
>>74310210
A fucking fork you neanderthal.
>>74310228
It's astroturf, not real grass
>>74310219
Disgusting teeth desu
all those life long sutton fans with their brand new bright yellow stocking cap
>>74310210
with a fork
you stick it in the spag
twist the fork around a few times
then pull it out and stick it in your gob.
or, you can use the side of the fork to cut into the spaghetti and then pick it up with a fork
>>74310221
>>74310221
new new
SUTTON UTD BTFO
lel its ogre shit goal
TWENTY SIX FUCKING MINUTES
>>74310231
jerk off onto it and take a photo senpai
>>74310231
What the fuck?
>>74310120
DANCIN'
;^)
OH FUCK OFF
BOOO
WENGER OUT
THAT'S FUCKING OFFSIDE
HE OBSTRUCTED THE KEEPER
GOAL
GET FUCKED ABAs
>>74310088
Also
>respects his fanbase
SUTTON BTFO
ITS OUR YEAR LA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING NON LEAGUE TRASH
>only 1 goal in 25 minutes against Sutton
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT YOU SAYING NOW BAYERN
No Sutton ;-;
>>74310219
welp. the dream is dead. gonna go back to my chinese cartoons
>>74310146
Belmont is a dump mate, Cheam Village is the only nice part
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>>74310202
Remember how Bayern just wouldn't let Arsenal have the ball for 5-10 minutes at a time?
That's how I expect Arsenal to treat Sutton.
>>74310231
What are you doing, anon?
It's all ogre
FUCK
>>74310249
>or, you can use the side of the fork to cut into the spaghetti and then pick it up with a fork
pls don't
it hurts
pathetic.
Fuck off arsenal why can't you just go full meme team
>>74310244
absolute minx on the left
that finger bite, damn
>non league goalkeeping
>play Lucas
>he scores
This enough should warrant more starts, but Wenger insists on walnut and iwobi
#FreeLucas
>>74310304
I know, I know, but, it's better than picking it up with two spoons ffs
>>74310231
Why
perez the goal machine
GET FUCKED YOU SUTTON CUNTS
ARSENAL BEST TEAM IN ENGLAND
Next post is the name of the new Harry Potter novel
| | | | |
V V V V
>celebrating a goal against sutton
>Wenger unironically celebrating the fact his team finally scored against one of the worst teams in non league
Fucking hell Arsenal
>>74310332
he's responding to my post.
honoured 2bh
>Walnut
>>74310304
>that one time when I was at real Italian pizza place as a kid and I asked the waiter for a ketchup for the pizza
The crowd screaming is the best thing about this game.
>THROW IT YOU CUNT
>>74310342
>>74310345
>Harry Potter and the Goal Celebration Against Sutton
>>74310415
did he mama mia bapapoli you outta there
>Arsenal already time wasting 30 minutes in vs a non-league side
most pathetic club in the world by far
>>74310415
Punishable only by death
>>74310249
Thats how mongs eat spaghetti
>>74310200
Calm down DT
>he rates Deacon
>>74310487
ah yes the elusive black slav
>>74310487
Fucking nigger shitskins
>>74310487
yo blud check out dese grass senpai
That Reine Adelaide is fucking shite
>>74310487
Approve.
>>74310508
Just when I thought Brendan couldn't get anymore just
gonna make some scrambled eggs at half time
Literally how is Iwobi a player for a pl team?
>>74310582
every young black arsenal youth is shite
especially if english, nigerian or french
Wonga still thinks Iwobi is acceptable
>>74310708
he's black and pretty fast
>shitton
>>74310752
No he's not.
Iwobi isn't even fast, clearly not a pacy black niglet. He gets outpaced by fullbacks every fucking week.
His speed s bang average, and that's still the best thing about him.
>>74310742
There used to be decent blacks at arse
Are they playing on a plastic pitch? Never knew. Hardly mentioned by the commentators.
>>74310752
>he meant to score
The whole world is a Sutton supporter tonight.
>>74310315
This is the reason men are failing.
MAKE A JINX THREAD SOMEONE