Friendly reminder that Mexico and the US are familia.

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>>74307539
>be my ancestor
>fight in the Texas Revolution to free Texas from the clutches of the tyrant Santa Anna because MUH TEXAS FOREVER
>get captured
>feels_bad_man.jpg
>Mexican officers make POWs draw stones
>white stones live, black stones get the firing squad
>considered an appropriate punishment and honorable death by the standards of the day
>draws a white bean
>feels_good.jpg
>throw hat up in the air and yells "HOORAY FOR ANON"
>Mexican officers look at each other annoyed
>they say "draw AGAIN"
>sweating_guy.jpg
>draws again
>its white again
>says nothing
>Mexicans move on to the next guy
>survive the war
>be soft-spoken for the rest of your life
>century and a half later, great-great-great grandnephew shitposts about it on a Cambodian tracing board

Probably bullshit, but Mexicans usually like the story.

Who are these poofs?

>>74307539
WRONG

>>74307539
A fucking leaf is America's best friend.
Let that sink in.

The USA is basically Mexico minus the good food and history.

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>>74316420

>>74307539
Canada is murica's best friend. Get back on the other side of the wall Pedro.

>>74316420
Mexico has less history as a nation state than us, shariabong.

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Soon.

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>>74316420

How many wars has Mexico won against England?

>>74321953
>that comic

Fuck I miss /new/

"no"
Mexico is an abomination, displeasing to both God and man.
It is each Mexican's duty to first put their children, Chihuahuas and chickens out of their misery and then walk hand-in-hand with their round little wives into the sea.

>>74316420
Pretty much the same difference there is between Britain and India

>>74307539

No, Mexico is shit, and in case you didn't understand this, if you go north of any border state and ask someone other than your 5th cousin who hoped the wall, we fucking hate you.

Stop sending your disgusting shitskin rapebabies over here to undercut us in our own jobs or we will nuke you.

>>74307539
Agreed brother. Let's have a cerveza.

>>74307539
>179 cm vs 180 cm

The U.S.-Mexico problem is such an overblown issue. Mexicans are fine, it's that our economy can no longer support mass immigration like we use to be able to now that China, India, and automation are overtaking global manufacturing. It's economics, not personal.

>>74335950
That mass immigration is the only thing keep our produce affordable. It's going to be humorous seeing people bitch about paying $12 for a pound of tomatoes.

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>>74336108

In the short term. We already have automated produce harvesters and in the near future they'll be affordable for the majority of farms to use. Until then we'll need farm workers, but they're going to be given work visas instead of coming in illegally and without a trace. It's like the coal miners getting mad for them being phased out. Yeah, at this moment coal is cheap energy, but as the technological becomes more affordable different forms of energy production is going to be more practical. We can either save a little money now or a lot in the future.

>>74321953
there was a time when they came and then left without taking anything, that's kind of a moral victory

>wanting to be associated with burgers

CHI