Tell me about this individual

>>74306802
Here's the quick rundown:
-Guardiola bows to Bielsa
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control players with an iron but fair fist
-Own football tactics blogs globally
-Will bankroll the first football academies on Mars
-Own 99% of scouting facilities on Earth
-First designer footballers will in all likelihood be Bielsa babies with unlimited stamina
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-He learned fluent French in under a week but didn't spoke it to confuse his opponents
-Players can't keep up with the unlimited knowledge provided by the biel-pill and end up collapsing 6 months into his reign
-Bielsa is about 6 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, he's a timeless being existing in all points of pitch from the corner to corner. We don’t know his ultimate tactic yet.

>>74306891

hmmmm

>>74306802
>ywn greet rival fans at the doorstep of your house with a hand grenade

Why is he so based?

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>>74306891
>He learned fluent French in under a week but didn't spoke it to confuse his opponents

>>74306802
he is THE absolute madman

Has Bielsa ever managed a team against Zeman?

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>>74307070
That would be the meme war to end meme wars

He is the final meme.

>>74307070

>Tfw this match could've happened if he was managing Lazio

>He supposedly paces the width of the pitch before every game in order to refine his tactics down to the very last detail, while last season he drenched certain random areas of the San Mames turf to stop Barcelona from being able to play their tiki-taka quite so effectively.

would be the GOAT manager if human interaction wasn't a part of football management

Marcelo Bielsa is honestly the best manager in the world.

I would have him manage my team in a heartbeat.

>>74307130
>best manager in the world
>has 0 (zero) trophies outside Argentina
really provides awareness context to your cognitive perception of the world

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>>74306891
>He learned fluent French in under a week but didn't spoke it to confuse his opponents

Also

This >>74307044

>>74307153
Doesn't mean the man isn't a genius.

I would give Bielsa a chance at a "big club" over any of these other guys.

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He will never coach Marseille again ...

>>74306802

Transformed Chile from complete shit into a glorious team capable of winning anything. And this without any player taller than 1,70 mts.

>>74307180
>tfw I believed France Football

>>74307115
fucking Humans

>>74307180
Brazils 2014 WC performance killed this man
>iiiiiits been a looooong daaaayyyy, without you my friend

>>74307180
heyyyy who's that qt?

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>>74307567

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>tfw too intelligent to deal with pleb footballers so you retire to your bunker in Argentina to build your model train sets

>>74307634
my granfpa may he ripinpeace

>>74307130
He never managed a big club and fans from all the clubs he managed love him

>>74307479
this...ALL HAIL PAPA BIELSA

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>>74306802
His nickname is "EL PUTO AMO"
Do i need to say more?

>>74306891
This never fails to make me lel

>>74306891

Really made me think