/heem/ - new thread edition

ngannou

If you didnt like that stoppage ur a faggot and should fuck off

>>74303152
Newfags making threads now...

I missed the post-fight interview :(

xth for Lewis post fight presser

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>>74303152
>implying Lewis or Ngannou could beat Stipe

>>74303189
same

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>People think Lewis can beat JDS, Cain or stipe

>>74303184
>Faggots wanting the fight stopped as soon as somebody gets wobbled
This.

Fuck you, quit ruining my sport.

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https://twitter.com/timsylviamma/status/833543888979771392

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>>74303188
>implying you can tell a newfag and lazy oldfag apart

Derrick Lewis is going to do a press conference while taking the biggest schaub humanly possible

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>>74303152
Jesus Christ that Johnny Cash tattoo is so bad

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>>74303201

>>74303209
If sylvia was good on a mic he wouldnt be scraping gutters right now

>it's a yoga talk in JRE episode

seriously, can someone nuke california?

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>Trump supporting black guy beats mixed race wife beater

pol wins again

How do you score this card out of 10? Solid 8 from my perspective

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>>74303152

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3

STEAKS

COMMON

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>>74303209
his opinion = wgaf

>>74303235
>>pol wins again

Why are white """men""" like you such sore losers?

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>>74303209

>>74303201
Ngannou probably could

I don't trust Beast's technique or conditioning though

>>74303238
yeah 8/10 is good, quality entertainment

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>big guy (for you)
>black (cool Michael Vick,Terrell Owens)
>heavyweight
>entertaining style
>10/10 promos
>10/10 interview
>BTFO woman beater
>actually went to jail for fucking some guys wife and beating the husband when he pulled a shotgun on him

Lewis is ready brother. Ngannou is a bitch.

>>74303209
racist af

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS

This meme Halifax free card was 10 times better than UFC 208. Why didn't they just switch out the rosters?

>>74303233
>listening to JRE
Retarded hue

>>74303254
dude, you cant be this mad over a little shit posting?

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>>74303235
>that pic

>>74303268

>>>/asp/ you drooling manchild.

>>74303238
Was heading towards a 4 or 5. Lewis boosted it to an 8

>>74303265
Ngannou isn't tested
Inb4 the shot to shit Belarusian is a test

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>>74303152
you could of at least added link for post fight press conference bitch nigga
>https://youtu.be/pnYS_xPwoB0

>>74303209
This coming from the blandest UFC champ of all time

>>74303257
Can't imagine a single fighter stopping rejuvenated Hendricks at 185.

>>74303272
Who the fuck was that guy, he fucking sucked, cant believe they cut goldie for that dickhead

>>74303254

Go to sleep. Don't you have work later?

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2/5 card brehs

>>74303209
>morbidly obese has been chatting shit while collecting food stamps

Im not going to lie heem, i thought lewis was going to give up in the second round

Todd Grisham is way better than Anik. Actually gets excited for stuff other than le monotone odds man.

>>74303226
You mean so good

>>74303292
remember you posted this when you get btfo late 2017 early 2018

>>74303292
Neither is Lewis
Inb4 the washed up wifebeater is a test

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>>74303315
>doubting the black beast

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>>74303315
he did sprint away at warp speed at one point

>>74303238
8 sounds good

>>74303260
Lewis is literally a Trump supporter.

I like Yamasaki more now desu senpai

I always had the feeling Lombard was some exposive, slick, fast, powerful guy but based bigg rigg exposed him

>>74303201
If Lewis lands one single punch, Stipe is going to sleep. I think Stipe is very good, but Black Beast has his number.

>>74303327
Says some funny stuff too, unlike Jon Milk Toast Anik
There were some moments of quiet between him and Stann, like he'd set up something for Stann to continue and it would be dead for a second or two - still need to develop the chemistry

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Are Thai girls /heem/ approved?

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>>74303301
For his first night I honestly didn't think Todd was bad at all.

He said some goofy shit like Anik, but he also got hyped when necessary rather than do the Anik thing of just saying "Oh". He's not Goldie, but then again, no one will ever be.

Todd's alright, what did you lads think of him?

>Arlovski by decision

Hey aussperg are you here? hahahahaha i bet you had browne by decision too right?

>>74303351
Same those kind of heems is exactly what weve been missing out on the past year

How long till mma is racially segregated?

>>74303361
looks half british sex tourist desu

FIGHTING

>>74303346

So what? He's still black and he won lmao stay mad.

>>74303254
lol this dude is so worked, classic small dick euro

>>74303346
Fuck off cuck. /pol/ is a natsoc board. We want now part of your autistic Trump worship or your Jewmocracy

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why did travis just suddenly get so tired in the second round? he didnt get caught with anything too big. he just started getting super sloppy

>>74303340
Another ref honestly might have stopped that. Yamasaki didn't even move forward to look

>>74303235
my sides

hood niggas always have great humor

>>74303370
rondasperg is the worst

>>74303365
Good first impression, think he's got some real staying power.

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>>74303215
It was a good night heem

>>74303377

when wytebois get tired of losing all the time.

Also, why aren't there any asian HWs?

arlovski fought?, did he winz?

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>>74303201
Overeem tapped Stipe's chin with a baby punch and made him sit down like a little boy. Overereem is trashcan though, but it is what it is.

>>74303381
He's my boy, I'm not mad.

>>74303392

It's the same guy lol

>>74303385
Threw a shitty kick and then got caught with some big punches mate

>>74303357
You could say that about every heavyweight

Stipe is too fast + he's just as powerful

>>74303361
She needs to actually look Thai to be /heem/ approved. Otherwise, she's just a generic westernized Chinese women who can't cook.
t. Asian masterrace

Decent night of fights. Now time for sleep and wake up fresh and ready for my 300k a year job.

Night NEETs.

>>74303385
Those kicks can wear you out fast, especially with HW treetrunk legs

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>>74303238
7

Crap fights and bad judging bailed out by a magical memefest of a main event.

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>>74303215
genius 2bh

Thanks picksbro

>travis gets his career ruined
>gets called a woman beater post fight

BTFO

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>>74303254
Lewis heemed Browne so hard he even blacked you
SAD

Any leafs here now on the Gavin Tucker bandwagon?

Excited for this guy.

Surprised he's 30 also. Such a latecomer to MMA but looks fresh as fuck. He fought like a young man in there.

>>74303426
>being this cucked for your job

>>74303400
OneFC and RoadFC has some disgustingly obese Chinese HW's...... they need to move from dog meat diet to kangaroo meat diet though. Not enough fat people in their society.

>Lewis can't beat Stipe

Lol it's HW we are talking about here. The dude weighs in at the 265 lbs limit, Stipe fights at 240. Stipe is better technically, but did you see how Lewis just ragdolled Browne and got full mount with 0 jiu jitsu?

>>74303440
kino

>>74303440
heem literally dead

>>74303426
>works on presidents day

Nice job you got there

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>49-46 Caceres
>30-27 Silva
>30-27 Pigg

>5(FIVE) white champs

Heh nothin personnel.... Kid

>>74303361
cody must have pulled that ho off of backpages for a massage. perfect union of trash and trash. probably have the wedding at cedar point.

>>74303459
#notmypresidentsday

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>>74303440

BEASTED

>>74303440
me on the right

>>74303385
Because he sucks shit.

someone webm of black beast finish

I DON'T WANNA HEAR NUTHIN BOUT NO FIGHTIN FOR 3 MONTHS

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>>74303378
I was going to name the file something like that lel

>>74303377
Doesn't need to be, there's just that one racist autist who's mad at the whyte boiz

Anyone see Lewis's win method on Wikipedia

>KO (swangin' and bangin')

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>4(Four) Black champs
>Romero next
>Ngannou next

Giving you a total of six(6) black champs

Wew

>overtrained with all the sex he's getting
>I'm not hurt just need a shit

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>>74303486

https://youtu.be/pnYS_xPwoB0
https://youtu.be/pnYS_xPwoB0
https://youtu.be/pnYS_xPwoB0

>PRESSER IS LIVE

johnny talkin bout fun

>>74303496
>tyron will still claim white man trying to bring blacks down

Any pics of pregnant Dee?

>>74303340
who is this in the pic?

also was johnny hedricks born with zika virus? Guys head seems like it slopes right back from his brow. Weird as fuck

>>74303444
Probably because he started in his prime instead of battering his body in his early twenties.

Fun card. See you all in two weeks for UFC 209 Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson

Hendricks just said he's not the most cucked guy in the post fight interview

lewis is a trump supporter

>>74303385
It's like you've never watched Travis Browne fight.

>this guys moves like Cruz but he's a heavyweight!
>blows his knee out and gets heemed
>changes up his style after the injury, just spams front kicks for ever
>wins a few fights with dodgy looking elbows
>gets Werdum'd badly, claims he only lost because he broke his rib during the fight, but was adamant that Werdum didn't do it
>pokes a few more eyes for the win
>gets his chin damaged badly vs Arlovski, goes down to a pimping back hand in the end
>gets exposed some more vs cain
>gets memed on and beaten twice in 1 night vs Werdum again
>Get slept by a big black dude who needs to take a shit

He really isn't very good, his best win was a shitty stoppage vs Overeem.

>>74303518
t. oldfag hahaha

>>74303509
Thanks senpai, here's your (you)

>>74303440
Beautiful. This has to be up there as one of my favourite MMA photos.

>>74303506
Lewis is the Trump supporter, so you must be Browne.

Johny Hendricks has the voice of a pleasant elderly gentleman

WHERE RONDAY ROUSEY FINE AZZ

so where ronda rousey fine ass at?

>>74303541

Triggered?

Me on the right.

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>>74303530
reddit and casuals BTFO !!!

johhny is so happy

I'm happy for him :3

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>>74303516
check her instagram, they're having a son

>The Canadian cuckposter literally called Derrick asking for Ronda after his fight

Lol how will white men ever recover?

Based Hendricks

>>74303509
He has a scratchy throat

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anybody that doesnt love the black beast is either racist or a woman beater

Wheres rhondas fine ass?

Hendricks is so annoying just go away already

>>74303440
Some one with some photoshop skills shoop travis' soul being sucked up by the black beast.

>>74303549
why do 5th world countris /pol/post so much

*clears throat*

Hahahahahahaaha Hendricks

Told some media guy to turn off his cellphone for bants but he took it seriously and got embarrassed

>>74303568
>>74303568
>>74303568
he's on cloud 9 right now

god i hate listening to hendricks talk about himself. can't wait for him to get tooled on by an actual size middleweight

>>74303566
You now remember Kimbo Slice

>Hendricks is actually happy.
Kinda nice.

spaghetti everywhere

>>74303532
t. youngfag with major surgeries

>>74303570
why would i do that when the black beast is officially my boy?

>>74303509
this new format with only 1 fighter being asked questions just sucks

>i'm feeling like an interim champ
>tiny belt

kek

MADMAN HAS THE BELT ON THE FS1 SHOW.

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>>74303570
close enough

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>>74303566
i love that nigga!!!!

i fucking hate browne with his attitude and shit. Dude swears he's gods gift to the world and looks like a bully - fuck that dude

big pigg

>>74303591
>>74303594
Who?

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>god has a purpose for everything that i do

>>74303423
Stipe is faster and has better hands, but Lewis is way more powerful. I just don't see him beating Black Beast up, I think he'd get caught.

>>74303444
As a Newfoundlander, he's clearly my guy.

>>74303450
He does train in BJJ. He might still be a white belt, but just having the absolute basics is enough when you're that strong and heavy.

>acting like he's a title contender after beating 80 year old lombard

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>>74303469
wew lad, they're a nice couple.

>>74303607
Lewis is on the FS1 show with a childs toy belt on his shoulder.

MY COACHES ASKED ME TO TAKE THE FIGHT WHEN I WAS DRUNK

Lewis just said he only accepted the fight because he was drunk and that he originally wanted to take a break.

WHY DOES HE HAVE A TINY BELT

Did Lewis actually say something about Ronda or are you all memeing

>>74303489

Does Tyron Woodley have the most punchable face in UFC?

If you don't believe in god you're literally a soulless bag of meat

>>74303611
>just having the absolute basics

He literally has no basics. When he gets taken down he just gets up, when he gets the take-down he just slithers through to mount.

Lombard ate some crazy knees and didn't even flinch, shit was nuts to see. Iron CHin

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>>74303614
5 head fake tits, would not bang

>>74303624

He literally did

bigg rigg should have earned everybodies respect

Everybody thought he was shot, he moved up a weight class and exposed one of the most feared fighters in the middleweight division.

If he wins his next fight(s) this year he should be FOTY

Lewis just said he knew he Travis was done because he started doing his infamous baby deer walk with his wobbly legs

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>>74303631
>If you don't believe in god you're literally a soulless bag of meat

protip: you are even if you do

Big Pigg with a mediocre performance and he feels like he could be champ.

>>74303627
Perma squint with that odd shaped head, not a good combo.

On fox it looks like a peanut squinting to see a teleprompter - very disrespectful.

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As a strongfat guy, I like to see other strongfat guys find success. So needless to say, I'm pretty happy with how things went tonight. My eternal boys, Hendricks and Lewis, both looked great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATt364HW4YY

>>74303624
he said travis browne hits women and where ronda's fine as at

>>74303646
>Manlet
>earning anyone's respect

HAHAHA nice one lad.

>>74303624
>where dat fineass Rhonda at

>>74303642
Glad to see he wasn't suffering any prolonged effects from the Hendo KO. Chin seems back to normal. Wish he would have won though.

>>74303444

>30 year old fw

Can't say I am, he looked good but he still wasn't able to finish Sicilia despite being dominant for the entire fight. Plus the lighter weight classes are a young man's game. If he was in his early 20s I'd say he has a lot of potential, but at 30 he's probably not going to get significantly better technically, and he's likely only got a few years before his athleticism goes.

I see him cracking the bottom of the top 10, but losing to any truly elite guy he faces and never making it into the title picture. This will last for a couple of years and then he'll be too old to hang anymore.

>>74303645
In the post fight interview?

>>74303675
yes

Johny looks so happy

I just feel bad because i feel like it all go tumbling down once he faces the top tier of the division

His footwork looked great, looked slicker, stronger, faster than he has in a while. But he still has clearly lost a step from the Johny of even two years ago let alone three. He looked increasingly better after the first round and maybe Im not giving nearly enough credit to Lombard but I still fear Bigg Rigg is past it

>>74303595
would be cool if his soul was getting sucked into lewis' mouth desu

pigg bigg

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>Happy Hendricks

>Dominic Cruz saying Lewis should fight Cain

hell no

>>74303209
what a dick

BLACK ON BLACK CRIME INCOMING.

>>74303637
He's got more skill than Travis "Pulling mount" Browne.

>hehe

>Calling out GSP

>>74303675
>>74303663

Jesus what a meathead

>>74303646
He certainly proved me wrong but Lombard's a journeyman and it's only the middle of February. Impressive but I think you need to pump the brakes a little bit.

>Hendricks thinks beating Lombard leapfrogs him over Jacare, Romero, Luke, Mousasi

>that's what sucks about fightin' last: all the good food's gone and all the drinks

pigg rigg

Conor wishes he could talk shit like Lewis. He could show up an hour late to pressers and still not spit gold like that, and Lewis does it on the spot.

>>74303671
Yeah, probably true. But who knows man. Some guys age differently.

I'd rather see Hendricks rematch GSP instead of GSP vs Bisping

>>74303637
>When he gets taken down he just gets up
>when he gets the take-down he just slithers through to mount

How is that not jiu jitsu? Transitioning from a takedown to a full mount is something you spend a lot of time on. What works for Lewis isn't going to be as pretty as what works for a 150lb guy.

Can't wait for the eventual Ngannou vs. Lewis HW title fight PPV.

It will do 1 million buys.

>>74303727
He's /ourguy/. American BBQ is the best thing in the world

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>American Milky Ways have a brown wrapper with a green logo

WHAT THE FUCK?

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did big pig just say the people would rather see him fight Bisping instead of GSP fight Bisping???

>>74303666
>mfw Ronda complains to Dana and he gets fined

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How do we make Travis browne again?

>>74303755
Australian Milky Way looks gay as hell, literallykys

>>74303742

It's not jiu jitsu. He is literally just brute-forcing through everything.

>>74303763

Yes

I HAVE A NEW COMPUTER, someone post the Hendricks overcompensating truck webm pls.

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Lewis has an easy walk to the title other than JDS. RIP everyone.

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>>74303771
FUCK!!!!

that dude is out of his mind

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>>74303772
There are many.

>>74303733
Yeah they have unfinished business, let gayjesus fight Bisbong

Somebody post Webm of the BLACKING pls.

>>74303755
Mars Inc. chocolate bars are different in America. What we know as a Mars Bar is a Milky Way in the US.

Johny said he's actually able to train now
trainig in gi 2 days minimum, 3 steaks a day
He believes in himself, ill believe in him too

>>74303781
Ngannou destroys Lewis desu

>>74303781
ngannou, rothwell, jds, cain, werdum and miocic all beat him

>>74303787
Hendricks vs Bisping is unironically a good style clash if you actually think about it though.

I was thinking the same thing right as he said it. Not that it would be a more popular fight mind you but I want to see it.

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>Stipe vs. JDS
>Rothwell vs. Werdum
>Reem vs. Hunt
>Cain = ???
>Struve =???

>Ngannou = ???
>Lewis = ???

They shouldn't face each other just yet imo

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>>74303781
>Cain so inactive he still has a win from 2014 on his last 3.

Cain is going to go down in history as a meme fighter with bum wheels and no skills outside of clinch and cardio.

>>74303226
I spent 2 years of my life trying to figure out why someone would get a tattoo of Glorious Leader on their arm before someone explained what it actually was.

>>74303820

It would be an awful awful 5 round fight.

>>74303821
wonderboy seeing his future

>>74303690

He seems like a very emotional fighter, in the sense that his confidence and mind state is very heavily influenced by recent events and that that in turn heavily influences his performance.

I'm hoping that now that he's got a win again (plus a robbery against Magney) he'll start looking like his old self. It seemed like that was actually happening during the fight as he realized he was beating Lombard.

Still, I really can't see him doing well against any of the top, non-manlet sized MWs

>>74303825
Cain vs Ngannou
Struve vs Lewis

>>74303821
Thanks senpai.

>>74303820
>>74303831
bisbong would box him up and hendricks wouldnt have the size advantage to go leg-hump mode

ahahaahaha Tucker just mentioned fighting CM Punk

Tucker is a pretty good fighter.

FW is so stacked.

>>74303547
the ref?

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Best heem of the night

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what's next for these sluts

>>74303844
Bisping has underrated take downs defense though, he usually goes down from strikes.

>>74303868

Santos is a meme

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>>74303815

>>74303671
>sw goat was nearly 40
>flw champ is 30
>bw previous champs were in their 30's
>fw champ and top contenders (except max) all in their thirties

LEWIS IS ON WITH HIS INTERIM BELT

black beast in the house post fight presser

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/heem/'s official boys:
Weidman, Ngannou, Lewis

>Trying not to shit on myself on national TV

>I CANT HAVE NONE DAT
>NO CHARLIE BROWN

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Lewis is literally adamant he needed a shit and nothing hurt. He just didn't want memes about him

O U R

G U Y

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>with this internet goin round makin memes of me

>>74303869
BBC

>>74303900
>>74303900

>i just eased out a lil fart

Black Beast going into detail about having to shit. The absolute madman

LEWIS IS TALKING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnYS_xPwoB0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnYS_xPwoB0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnYS_xPwoB0

Imagine being Honda Housey and watching your hubby get creamed by a blacc beast

>>74303896
>>74303907
>>74303900

so that's why Tim Sylvia was mad at him

Imagine being a whiteboi who hates on based black beast

>jabs is a waste of time

My new favorite fighter

>He's better than me
>But that's just gonna be a better fight for the fans
Damn man, good attitude

>Jab is a waste of time
>I just wanna swang and bang

>jabs are a waste of time

Lel

> I'm 1 dimensional
At least he is self aware
/ourguy/

Black Beast with a surprising amount of self awareness

talking about how he's one dimensional

>>74303910
The superior black man completely dominating that pathetic hawaiian boi probably made her pussy soaking wet

>Acknowledging you're a one dimensional fighter

Based 2bh

>>74303910
i bet she was soaking wet when the black beast wanted her fine ass

>people think Goob is the best talker

>>74303869
If Esparza loses her next I'm thinking she retires. She can't fight. I mean she can grapple but that's about it and get a SD. She has a degree in business and would probably make more working a normal job and not have to sell her Harley to pay the rent.

>comparing your coaches and trainers as sidechicks

lmao

can we just replace these reporters with robots already

Certainly we are close to having AI formulate these questions

>>74303869
post your sluttiest felice webms

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>>74303961
Just wait till Jon Anik signs with MMAFighting

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BLACK BEAST IS OUR BOI!!!!

>I GIVE HIM [Mario Yamasaki] A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR THAT I JUST WANTED TO GET MY RAGE OUT ON HIS FACE
Yup, that's legit shit right there

>>74303821

Based Mario letting Travis get extra heem'd.

>>74303949
>reminder a white guy posted this

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>>74303964

Why is it that the shittiest UFC card is still better than the best Bellator card?

Is it the meme walkouts? The circus fights?

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WE DID IT BOYS

Someone kindly explain that kids-size belt to me.

HIS MOMMA RAISED HIM RIGHT WAT IT IS NEVER BE PUTTIN YO HANDS ON NO WOMAN

YALL CAN FUCK ABITCH UP DOE

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It iz what it iz, i keep it real

>>74303869
at least the slag in the back is good to look at

felice and carla are some ugly fucking bitches

>>74303995

He's the interim HW champ

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>>74303964

>>74303990
You must have missed 208

>>74303995
>>74303991
Real CHAMP

>>74303991
HAHAHAAHH

Stipe has the fake belt.

Black beast is the lineal HW champ.

>>74303935
Even his last fight against Abdurrakhimov, he shit on his own performance after winning.

Said he was going to call out Travis or someone but has no right to after that fight.

lmao just imagine all of browne's native Hawaiian fans watching the black beast assert his dominance over him while taking his soul

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Lewis is HW champ 2018. Check 'em

>>74303987
More senpai? Felice is 10/10. I'd love for her to squeeze my head like a watermelon with her thighs

>>74303979
Must have had a little money riding on Travis. He got a nice bit of CTE there anyways.

>>74304006
that's more like it

>>74304019
especially after he easily won the first and had black beast dead to rights

>>74304006
I was eating when i opened the webm. I literally almost through up

>>74304018
He also wanted to rematch Roy because he felt he fought like shit and nelson won iirc.

>>74304022

>2018

You mean 2017

POTN: Felder and Santos
FOTN: Lewis-Browne

Gate and attendance not confirmed yet. Supposedly good sized crowd showed especially considering weather

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ALL OF MY KEKS
>https://twitter.com/Chughes612/status/833542666759581697

>>74304006
Herrig MOMPOV when despite not being a mom.

>>74303885

All the people you mentioned are 30 or in their early 30s except for Frankie Edgar, who is 35. I'm not saying you can't be competitive into your early 30s at FW, but you're at a severe athletic disadvantage in most cases once you get into your mid and late 30s. That can be ok if you're absolutely incredible technically and can still rely on your skill even after you're out of your athletic prime, but you have to be very good to make that work.

In Gavin Tucker's case, it's just a question of how much time he has to improve before his athleticism drops to a point where he's mediocre regardless of technical skill. Probably only a few years, and if he's at this level at 30 I don't see him being truly elite by the time he's 33-34, which is probably the age at which he'll exit his prime.

>>74304022
CHECKED

Lewis > Ngannou

>>74304041

Crowd was great

>>74304039
Nah it wasn't that, it's that he really wanted to knock Nelson out.

The Nelson fight was the origin of SHIIIIIIEEEET IT IS WHAT IT IS.

He then went on to say you can't expect for somebody to win when all they want to do is hug you. Nelson was wrestlefucking pretty hard that fight and judges didn't reward him for it

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>>74303643
Foreheads are cute, not many people got a nice forehead

>>74304059

Lewis = Ngannou

Both are heem's boys

>>74304059
personality wise, yes. in a fight, no

>>74304043
holy shit

kek, Giblert says Tie-rown Woodley

>>74304074
too bad thats a fivehead

>>74303903
he's a big guy

>>74304043
People are going to get offended over this aren't they

>>74304078
Ngannou is shit. Lewis is my boy.

As is customary whenever a whiteboi gets blown out, Trav now has to offer up Ronda to Black Beast for one night.

>>74303990
It's the opposite, Bellator is always a fun show. If the fights are bad on a UFC broadcast, you've got nothing, just a cold sterile corporate hell.

>>74304096
Ngannou is too humble but theyre both my boys

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>>74304088
Yeah well you get no head

THATS WHAT YOU GET CUNELO!

>19-4
>2 of his losses are to the same guy
>that guy is Shawn Jordan and the kidney stones man

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>>74304059

Lewis: heem
Ngannou: r/mma

are Ronda and Travis the ultimate anti power couple?

highest of highs to the lowest of lows

>>74304107

I love Ngannou for his quietness and I love Lewis cause of everything he says. No rule saying you can't like both.

Lewis is gonna breed ronda in front of Browne while he's laying on a hospital bef

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if the UFC makes Ngannou fight Lewis before one of them gets a title shot i swear to god im never watching another UFC event for the rest of my life