/hoc/

early fags out

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POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

>>74300514
denmark rub & tugs on bench to motivate players. Is this what Lars Eller needs to become 2nd line centre?

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>>74300595

>>74300715
interesting

what is it? Ameribrew? I see a dry hop brew on there, but what it is?

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>>74300595

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>>74300800


weew

>>74300769
http://www.gordonbierschbrewing.com/styles/chum/
idk shit about beer
just letting them meme me desu

Lmao how could they overturn that goal? League just giving pity points to Colorado.

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>>74300595
>ipa

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>>74300595
god tier beer coming through

Also what is you alls thoughts on preds playoff chances

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>Oilers and Leafs pretty much confirmed to make playoffs.
>Canes will now be team to have not made the playoffs for the longest time.
Are they the new meme team?

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>>74300595

I just rubbed my balls and twisted one and now i'm in pain

send help

>>74300856
Ok cool

You're drinking an amber with a few high hop notes
just in case some one ask, you know?

>>74300876
hurhur
>>74300879
chimay is very high on the list

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>>74300826
might go well with it lad, it legitimately tastes like watermelon without even a hint of beer

>>74300922
just don't do that again, you wipe

>>74300922
Is this hoc related

>>74300952
shit that sounds like a great bitches brew

>>74300899
soooooo

what that like?
does any of it seem toasted to you?

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>>74300595
Little Dove or Sly Fox

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>>74300922

Probably testicular torsion. Your testicle will die unless you get emergency surgery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

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>>74300595

>>74301006
its pretty good, i like it. plus i got it for free

it tastes like a typical amber ale - full flavor, not too hoppy, light finish

>>74301020

>call 9-1-1
>complain of genitalia area pain
>cum while ER handles your balls

This seems like a sure fire plan
Wish me luck

>>74301052

it taste like an ale?

that's weird; i usually get all those cold brewed moldy notes regardless of what lager I'm drinking

frankly like to try one, 2h

>>74300977
probably would be. i just bought it because i doubted it actually tasted like watermelon and had to find out. it does. so much so that i've gone through three without really noticing it.

>>74300930
thanks mr beerman

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>>74301124
slowly down, babby

what's the alcohol by volume?

>>74301114
yeah its kinda weird right, they call it a lager but it tastes like an ale. its good though, if you can find it i recommend it

Oh shit we're gonna lose to the Avs

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>turn on national broadcasted hockey game
>the announcers are talking about some literally who small town in Minnesota
>again

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>>74301139

No Problem, Citizen

>>74301179
That deflected goal. zzzz

>>74300896
You know the Leafs made the playoffs a few years ago, right?

>>74301147
8.5%, feeling great lad

>>74301247

>meme half-season

>people actually doubted Toews
How stupid do you feel now

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>>74301254


>weeeeeeeeeeeeew
I bet you do, my friend

>>74301204
hell yeah drouin

>>74301372
Holy shit that guy was on a mission.

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>Drouin

>ducks are gonna win another 1-0 game
wew

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>A team that can barely beat the Avs

Enjoy having your streak come to an abrupt end.

>>74301401
Are they going to get any talent to occasionally help him or nah?

post the japanese basketball pasta

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>oh please go to OT

Wtf were up with some of those combos the Avs were throwing out there?

>going meat and potatoes in 3-on-3 OT

GIVE YOUR POWER TO OVER TIME !!!!!!!!!!

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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>mfw the yotes win the Stan Lee next year

>>74301446

GUYS

>Shorks

gg broos

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APOLOGIZE

MARCHMONT

SAN JOSE BTFO
RIGHT BETWEEN JONES' LEGS
EVERYTHING ON THE WEST COAST DESERVING TO BE GASSED CONFIRMED
I HOPE THE SNORKS AND THEIR CANCEROUS FANS GET RAPED TO DEATH BY A PACK OF RABID BEANERS

THE BRUINS WIN AGAIN

see you in the playoffs claude lmaaaao

>Kongs
>Shorks

Is there a bigger PP babby than Giroux?

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S H U T O U T

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The ruins are going to the playoffs, aren't they?

>>74301937
They will never, ever recover from the curse of 17 seconds, so it doesn't matter

>>74301937
and the kangz are not

>>74301927
Brayden Schenn.

the agony...
why must kopi only have 6 goals, we pay him 10 mil

>>74301937
they could play the canadiens lol this could be a lot of fun

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>>74302038
>they actually fell for the two-way play meme

>>74301858
>>74301863
>>74301908
>>74301937
HOW WILL JONES RECOVER FROM THIS EMBARRASSMENT? BRUINS CONFIRMED FOR PLAYOFFS

>>74302102
>losing to your former team

Jones on suicide watch

are there any legitimate Ducks fans or is it just a meme team that people passively root for because they saw that animated movie 20 years ago? fuck the Kings, losing to the ducks is always embarrassing.

>Hasb could realistically fall out of the playoffs

What would /hoc/s reaction be if they collapse out of the playoffs like last season?

>yfw da bantlels cuck toronto outta the ploffs

>>74302143
i'd still prefer making fun of the laffs desu

>Hail Mary pass off of a faceoff
3v3 is a meme

markus granlund is literally the best player on canucks right now. Horvat is close but granlund is better defensively.

>that shift by drouin

fuck tampon gay but that was fucking filthy

>>74302132
ducks fan here

pretty terrible because a lot of the fans are disney loving stinky smelly beaners

how do the shitheaps do next season?

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>>74302470
forgot picture

>>74302334
when/if you go to a game, how many people are legitimate fans and how many people are just there because there was nothing else to do that night? here on the east coast I have never met any who was even remotely interested in the ducks except for children who had watched the movie.

>>74302470
>>74302491
This loser point is ruining the NHL

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>>74302557
>b-but l-look at how many teams are still in it xD

>>74302557
>toronto 11
>anaheim, florida, nyi, buffalo, njd, detroit, dallas 10
>pittsburgh, edmonton, montreal, nashville, tampa, carolina 8

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>>74302557

Working as intended, they want as many suckers believing their team is still in it as possible. The earlier teams are obviously eliminated the fewer people will watch/attend their games.

>>74302527

The Ducks have a respectable fanbase considering >we are in a nontraditional market with an older, more established team in the area. Give it another generation and >we will have much more fans. I'm almost 27 and I have been a Ducks fan as long as I can remember. People like me are just now starting to have kids who will also grow up as fans of the team and enough disposable income to attend lots of games.

No the movies didn't get me into it, Paul Kariya and Teemu Selanne did.

>>74302832
i dont believe you, merchant
>>74302905
>kings
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>74302832

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>>74302961

Well obviously I'm not having kids but other people like me are and I am earning enough money to fork over more shekels to the team for tickets, merchandise etc.

>>74300595
>hey guys look how cool i am drinking liquor lololololol
reddit

>>74301069
Good luck you painfully hung bastard.

May your team not suck at the games.

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>>74300595
INNIS&GUNN
N
N
I
S
&
G
U
N
N

>>74303080
>lololololol

reddit

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*cough*

Bruins

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plebs, all of you

also the Predators are the best NHL team

DUDE BEER LMAO

please go back reddit

Neuwirth flops but still makes the save

>>74303344
Love their oatmeal and chocolate stouts.

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>it's an autist rages about things non-autistic people like episode

Go Phily

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HuamentA
Slept 3 hours

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MEME FINN VS PIGSNOUT on Tuesday
My body is ready, who gets BTFO?

>>74303363
beer and hockey is the comfiest way to spend sunday night

>>74303429
Don't forget their imperial stout also

>>74303528
Is he really a meme if he's tied for 3rd in goals

>>74303494
huomenta. I'm going with the same eyes this day.

>>74303569
being Finnish is what makes him a meme

fuck finland you ugly mongol bitches

go back to sleep and never wake up nobody fucking likes you shitting up our threads

>>74303562
For me, its coffee and weed

>>74303569
meme =/= bad player

>>74303344

my man

>>74303429

I was going to say no meme beers but this is the memest general on 4chan so shit I said it anyways but fuck your meme beers

>>74303569
ENG and PP babby

>>74303596
goat combo, but to me thats sunday morning desu

>>74303585
Good post

>>74303610
Scheifele babby too

>>74303596
Certified Nigga™

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>>74303610
>>74303683
>these posts
>right when the mongols are waking up

>>74303699
I'm a winnipegger and even I know it to be true

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>>74303616
>>74303596
found the degenerates

>>74303738
who would you say is >your best forward right now?

>>74303757
>stop liking what i dont like

>its a Canucks pass the puck around, don't shoot and blow it

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>>74303775
Scheifefe obviously

>miss 8 games
>3pts ahead of buston

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>>74303829
>b-but his coach trusts him enough to put him out there at a critical time SMS he scores empty net goals
>b-but he's a power play babby
>b-but scheifele does all the work for him
there have been many rookies with line mates more talented than scheifele but have failed to produce as much as laine
Also laine has only been a forward for six fucking years, he was a goaler before that. I'm sure Busthews has been practicing as a skater since he was 2.

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Good morning Funland <3

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>>74303829
>>74303932
>relying on secondary assists

>>74303958
noisefags will never learn

>>74303933
is this shopped

My prediction that some hero would end Mitch the bitch Marners career during his rookie year is in jeopardy. What hero will step forward and remove this cancer from our game?

>>74303958
>the players i want to do well aren't, better call secondary assists noise and disregard them

>>74303998
>secondary assists are a reliable and valuable statistic
lmaoing @ ur life

I can't wait for all the anal devastation Matthews will cause when he wins the calder.

>>74304037
it'll be great desu

>>74303958
>getting outscored by an 18 year old
Sad!

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don't mind me just forcing bruins memes

>>74304174
fuck off faggot

>>74303827
Pretty sure Scheifele has one of the most highest amount of secondary assists this season

>>74304199
>pseudo fa aka hypebeast fuccboi

fahkin brooinz kid beat thah fahkin shahks kid

>>74304188
This is actually good to me.

>it's a secondary assists are bad episode

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>>74304306

>it's a torey krug episode

nothing against secondary assists but when you drag down the team with your shit +/- you need to go back to fucking providence

yes I am butthurt about krug I've seen that dickhead make a lot of great passes on offense and the PP but he gets bagged constantly on D and dudes walk in goals in his face

>>74304341
Too bad he got a primary assist tonight on the GWG.

Canada: Oilers
East Coast USA and Finland: Bruins
>muh blue collar: Penguins
Southerners: Stars
West Coast: Kings

prove me wrong

>>74304341
shut up dumbposter

>>74304403
Literally all the douchebag teams

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Don't mind me just the goat coming through

>>74304403
i dont give a shit about any of those awful teams

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>>74304380

I'm trying to shitpost in /nba/ about the Celtics so my (You)'s are very valuable, anyways he lost 5-6 games singlehadedly in the starting stretch of this season, luckily Bruce Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (Pastrnak) have been carrying his ass through the last few games

maybe I'm wrong and Claude was the problem but I need a cup and a little more for me to not hate Krug, seen too many blown plays on his part

>>74304425
>canes
oh wow how impressive

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>>74304455
No need to be upset young man

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>>74304425
What did he mean by this tho?

>>74304493
>le trick shot meme weekend
Hmmm

>>74304448
tldr

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>>74304522

>>74304240

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>tfw drouin is trying to swim so hard out of the ocean of shit around him

so I bought a hockey jersey at a hockey game yesterday
what the fuck do I do with it now? I'll look like a jackass if I ever wear it in public

>>74304582
Wear it at subsequent games you attend?
Autist.

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>>74304572

always had a soft spot for you guys because of this fucker

>>74304602
but can I, like, watch a game at home and wear the jersey when I'm shopping for gametime snacks?

stop talking to yourself

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>it's a Kings will suck for 45 years episode
I've seen this before

>>74304615
>can i do what i want with my clothing
wew

>>74304615
If you want to support your team and not look like a "jackass" as you call it then you should have bought a Hoodie.

>>74304654
is organized crime really a big deal in Armenia? that's kinda the only thing I know about it lol

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>>74304663
I have so many fucking hoodies, dude; I got this

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>>74304654

>best friend from HS is Armenian
>argue about politics with his family always when we go yabo when we have dinner
>his dad is 100% pro-Trump and quasi-libertarian
>/hoc/ hates Armenia

bro I got you, sucks you're a Kongsnigger but I'll take it, I know that you get grouped into the shithead mudpeople but there are normies like me that know Armenia is based

take some Arak to the domepiece for me negro-ian

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>>74302038
There are few times in the game where he does not look like the slowest guy on the ice. Feelsbad

>>74300309
that delicate, velvet smooth touch
Clearly generational talent was needed to make that artpiece

>>74304582
>>74304615
>literal autism

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>>74304664
Not anymore. It was problem after the collapse of the USSR though.

>>74304704
Yea, I voted Trump, too. Most Armenians like Trump because they are legal immigrants, smart and very conservative.

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>>74304605
>tfw marty got his jersey retired before vinny
makes me angry, vinny cared about the city and the team

I really hope Lombardi sells some players at the deadline. Sell Martinez, Muzzin, buy out Gaborik, and hope Vegas takes Brown. Acquiring anyone at this point means we can't re-sign Doughty in a few years and our prospect pool will just continue to get worse.

This isn't a slump anymore. This is just the Kings straight up being less than mediocre.

A great big death I die
Here I am a New York Islanders fan
I cry, I cry
A strong antelope strides
Through the green forest
A smelly
Italian woman kisses my grundle
John Tavares, makes me feel retarded
My team is so cheap
It should be discarded
There's no reason for us
To exist
I'm so mad I'm frigging pissed
Dark chocolate hot cocoa
In the winter
In the long great tundra
I hear thunder
The NY Islanders
Islanders

>>74304788
Vinny "Kings Legend" Lecavelite

>>74304797
shut up retard + go back to hf

>>74304704
>/hoc/ confirmed TYT cucks

>>74304804
Hey at least you don't support the
>rags

>>74304804
what's with the YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES shit

>>74304825
what's with the Your Post shit

>>74304833
haven't you watched Islanders home games? after they score the crowd chants that

Just fuck my shit up

Why are all nyc area teams so fucking shit lmao

>>74304863
>Finland
Looks like you already got your wish bro

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>>74304863
But that already happened

>>74304806
"no"
although he was the best player on your team last year

>laine two points again

lmao who can even compete

>>74304797
>buy out Gaborik
He literally has 5 years left on his contract at +4.5 million

leafs

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Finns need to stfu about Laine especially since he is second fiddle to the gruesome twosome

>>74305057
it's hard to meme about a duo that's gonna win the cup this year.

>>74304864
the players just like living in manhattan, they dont give a shit about the team.

>>74304809
No u.

>>74304814
This tbqh family

>>74305038
It's OK. Lombardi will plant some pills in his luggage on one of his trips back to Slovakia and we'll terminate his contract.

Remember to hug a Finn today.

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>>74305022
laine's thirst for points is insatiable

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>tfw /myteam/ has a bye week

What am I supposed to do with my life now?

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What's this look trying to convey?

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>tfw this 4 game win streak is making my dick hard, boys

>tfw no hope and just waiting for the inevitable trade deadline failure to end it all

>>74305319
>"fuck, i might actually not score 60 points"

why do people keep bringing up michael stone as a trade option

his only redeeming feature is that he is a rs defender

what would u give the yotes for him? our fan base think he's worthless

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>>74305334
24 games to score 15 points

Can Sheriff Sixty Stall do it?
Absolute madman

>>74305319
Man he's handsome
(no homo)

>>74305426
He's hideous m8

>>74305433
Post yourself

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>>74305439

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>>74305443
>Cuck Sox

>>74305474
where to cop that shirt

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>tfw Bostonfag

lol i just woke up wtf

>>74305748
go back to sleep. Nothing to see here.

>>74305767
already slept 12 hours
the world is my oyster

rask

>Laine racks up two hockey IQ playmaker assists to carry the team on his shoulders to a win

>Busthews falls and puck accidentally slips past the goalie

>>74305790
>Laine with two secondary assists
>Scheifele had the first hand assist on both those goals
Makes me think

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>>74305790

>tfw hate Canada but want the national team to be good

>>74305792
Is scheifele a Laine babby?
cant get points without laine feeding him passes

>>74305803
yeah i have noticed that every time Scheifele has points it's the Laine who either scores or passes.

>>74305803

Is Laine a Scheifele babby?

>>74305803
No, my finnish friend. It's the other way around. Laine can't get any assist point without Scheifele doing something useful with the shit "passes" he gets from Laine

>>74305812
i just dont see it

>>74305816
Jets' best line is the one where Laine plays whether its centered by Little or Scheifele. Makes you really think.

>>74305824
The Laine-glasses are strong on this one

>>74305832
it's true though. Ehlers-Little-Laine was the most productive and now it has been Perreault-Scheifele-Laine

So there's one player who's line is always the best. (protip it's Laine's)

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Welp this season wasn't a complete waste, Chychrun and Perlini look pretty good. Maybe hanzal and vrbata can get a decent return. My gf also became a fan which is cool (pic related)

What's Matthews next team? Or is he gonna stay in Toronto?

>>74304037
>matthews wins
>angry finns shitpost on /hoc/ for a week

>laine wins
>TSN whines and moans and makes excuses for two years

you know which is the more delicious scenario

>>74305953
pretty sure he wants to play for an american team

and for his sake i hope he gets a team worthy of him

>>74305941
Is that the yotes fan who tazed the mayor?

>>74304037
If matthews wins, I will literally shoot up /hoc/

>>74305953
Mexican national ice hockey team, IIHF Division II, group B

Why is Laine playing right wing? Laine has only 3 snipe goals on right wing and most of goals he's done on Left wing.

>>74304037
But apart from finns there won't be any, unlike if he doesn't win. Honestly if you want triggered laffs fans, then the best case scenario is that they drop just out of playoffs and Matthews doesn't win Calder, the butthurt of those two together would be delicious.

>>74305973
Laine-Scheifele-Armia 1st line tbqh

>>74306011
I'd like to see this.

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>Finns are not elit-

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Hey let's talk about this guy /hoc/

>>74306045
I just realized we're gonna have Laine-Aho-Pulju in Skoda cup :DDDD ebin

Magical weekend for Laine, between his empty net goal and secondary assists.

>>74306061
you forgot scheifele

>>74306059
Pulju is going to sit in the bench during playoffs and oilels wont let him leave.

>>74305941
are you still going to follow them after they move to seattle?

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>>74306011
>Armia
>Armenia
Coincidence?

>mfw Laine cruises to calder with literally nothing but secondaries and empty netters

>>74306080
Yeah true I just remembered that when I hit the post button. I hope they fuck up and trade him somewhere else before he's ruined.

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>no kulli-mikke in skoda-cup

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THE GREAT DEBATE

>>74306116
Whats up autumn of 2016?

You should come back to current day, where Laine is the undisputed #1 rookie.

Matthews has:
More goals on goalies
More first assists
More shots
A higher CF%

Despite being a center and playing on a line with two late-round-draft-pick rookies for nearly the entire season.

GG

>>74306116
Picture shows they already decided.

>>74306116
can't wait to see busthews get his shit pushed in by laine tomorrow

>>74306132
>corsi
lol

>>74306132
Advanced stat nerd

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>>74306132
Look at this stat faggot. I bet he doesn't even watch matches.

>>74306132
See me in finland and ill give you a wedgie that makes you infertile

fucking nerd

>>74306168
>completely handcuffed by the goals, assists, and shots stats
>w-well c-c-corsi

Laine was 494th in the league in 5v5 CF% last I checked. His literal defensive incompetence more than cancels out whatever offense he brings to the table, which is why Winnipeg is a lottery team yet again.

>>74306186
I'll bring your face to the table if you keep posting your stupid nerd shit

>>74306132
>>74306186
>Laine has a positive plus-minus and Matthews negative :^)
>Jets play Laine with Scheifele over Blake Wheeler who undeniably is one of the best right wingers in the league

Matthews is some stat nerd himself who pads his """""corsi""""" by shooting a lot from low-scoring areas. Laine gets the job done.

>>74306205
>taking shots is stat padding

And Matthews lives in front of the net, which is categorically a high-scoring area.

Finland BTFO yet again.

>>74306224
It is if you can create a better scoring chance by passing instead of dropping the spaghetti and shooting at a goalie without screen the moment you get the puck like busthews.

There's a reason Scheifele is 5th in points and Laine 3rd in goals. Elite players together create offense and score goals at an unrivaled elite rate. Jets suck because their goaltending is atrocious.

Busthews is a product of good coaching and a good system that shelters him and his babby line.

>matthews plays in the 3rd line against literal whos night to night
>b-b-but he has good possession statistics!!

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Thoughts?

>>74306370
>entire draft class barely cracks 100 points
yeah it's sad

>corsi fags

Lemme guess, the Wild are going to regress to .500 and the Bruins are the best team in hockey

>>74306452
Pooins are gonna make it to at least 2nd round though.

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>Hartman is 3rd in ES goals for rookies
I like it

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>tfw intelligent enough to understand and appreciate Ryan Suters graceful ballerina-esque understated play style

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bustthews and laingay are both shit, make way for the king

>>74306532
>king of secondaries

He's just like gretzky in that.

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>>74306532

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>>74305953
He's going to Arizona first chance he gets

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>>74306538
haha stay mad you yellow skinned freak

I like Matthews AND Laine. They both play their roles amazingly well. Neither is a bust and they are both fun to watch. Eat shit, losers.

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why does pic related get so much hate

>>74306688
Why should he be showered in love?

>>74306706
I didnt say he should, im interested because i always see that he gets hate when i check nhl facebook comments

I dont really follow the sport but Henrik seems like a good lad whenever i read about him

>>74306706
Do you have to hate on a person if you don't want to shower the person in love?

>>74306727
I don't think much of Lundpads beyond >rags

>>74306688
he's a long time goalie of rags.

Will 'bye-weeks' make it to next season?
Seems all teams going through a bye week starts up with a lose or two?

Some commentator said last night, that it'd make more sense to dedicate 1 or 2 weeks to fewer games, and only against your own division - to replace the bye-week

Thoughts?

>>74306748
This is a lie :)

>>74306675
both of them are future biggest bust ever candidates

>>74306784
The league may want to take it away. But the players may want it to stay, so it's hard to say. Perhaps they'll keep it in an effort to reduce the risk of a lock-out.

A compromise like the out you wrote doesn't seem too unlikly

>>74306688
He's literally a m'lady redditor in that picture.

>>74306784
>lose
>"fucking Bettman"

Top kek

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Hmmmm

Best Patrik's to play in the NHL
1. Elias
2. Sundström
3. Laine (will soon pass Sundström if he keeps going like he has been doing)
4. Berglund
5. Every other Patrik besides Stefan
6. Stefan

(only players with that exact spelling of the name)

>>74305334
>>74305351
Still on track for 63 points

>>74306817
I personally like the compromise a lot
Don't like the 'bye-week' in general, it'll leave the fans waiting for the favourite team to return too

>>74306841
?
I'm a laff fan, I just don't like the 'bye-week'

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>toronto
lmao look at this shitheap

>>74306936
What's it supposed to look like?

>>74306936
Literally every city north of the sunbelt looks like this during the winter, when all the snow has melted.

Are you actually admitting you are a sunbelter or something?

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>>74306255
>he actually believes this

>>74300896
>oilers and leafs in the playoffs
The leafs are a meme right now and the oilers aren't a playoff caliber team that's just the west sucking dick
There is literally 12 points separating first and second wildcard in the east

>>74306936
Wow. Even a village in Armenia looks better than that ghetto. I guess it's true what they say...Canada is a third world country

>>74306929
I personally don't hold a strong opinion on the subject, since it barely affects me att all. I don't really care about how the fans feel tbf. They get 82 games in a season + eventual playoff games. They have no right to complain about players getting a couple of days off as far as I'm concerned.
And since everyone has a bye week, the consequences are equal for all teams pretty much. My problem is rather that the teams bye weeks are quite widely spread over the season. That might cause some unfair consequences.

The jackets are elite

>>74306968
you are genuinely retarded

the east, mainly the atlantic, is the absolute biggest meme division in history right now and is the only reason why the laffs might squeak in to the playoffs

oilers have been in a playoff spot literally all season long

>>74307006
The east overall is better than the west though.