Youth sports experiences?

>implying anyone here ever played sports

Why would you get punished for that?

Assuming this was a real team and you were wearing shoulder pads because it's real football, it's impossible to grab titties in that situation since the pads cover your entire upper chest with hard plastic.

Make up a more logically congruent greentext next time, kiddo.

>>74299779
>soccer team when I'm like 7
>play a team that's years older for some reason
>put me in as goalie cause at that age they don't expect shit from the goalie
>switch me to mid position cause we're getting blown the out
>get the ball
>immediately fucking trip
>smash my head against the ball and then ground
>final score like 6-1
>I was the 1

>>74300487
>sticks his hands under my pads
why get butthurt about something you didn't read?

>be 11
>playing weston travel baseball (full of rich ex-pro dads, so it's hyper-professional)
>my goofy cuban-american ass strikes out 13 rich kids
>one of their batters was yelling racial slurs at me throughout the game
>gave him the finger after I struck him out in the 5th
>ump immediately ejects me

Youth sports aren't fair man

>>74300508
Never played football I'm assuming? It's impossible, pads are strapped tight, especially if this guy is as fat as he claims. No way a guy blocking can quickly get his hands under a tight jersey, reach up all the way to his chest, pull up the strapped down pads, reach under and grab his tits all within the 8 seconds of a football play.

>>74299779
~~le me

>be me
>unmotivated
>never get put on a team with my friends
>lose interest in playing sports
>grow up
>vow to create time machine to go back and smack the shit out of myself for being such a wimp

>>74300607
why did you assume he put his hands under his shirt and didn't just squeeze them through the shirt? that seems really stupid to infer from the story, unless of course you're a cherrypicking faggot who is looking for reasons to flex his knowledge like you are

>>74300657
BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GRIP HIS CHEST THROUGH PADS! THERE'S A FUCKING SOLID PLATE COVERING YOUR CHEST WHEN WEARING PADS

>16
>watch a lot of basketball
>decide to join the basketball team
>jv team in 11th grade
>played 2 minutes a game
>never scored
>missed lay ups in practice and do more stupid shit
>never even think about doing sports again

I try not to think about that memory

>15 or 16
>Travel baseball
>Kid on my team is on second, batter hits single to outfield
>Runner tries to score, throw beats him there
>Catcher has probably 50 pounds on the guy
>Teammate plows into him full force and knocks the ball out
>Catcher gets super butthurt
>Rips off his gear and jersey for some reason, starts swinging
>Faggot doesn't land shit
>Benches clear
>Catcher and teammate both get ejected
>Catcher on the verge of tears
>Goes full autist and punches the electrical box on the light pole in rage as he's leaving
>Fucking breaks his hand
>We won

>>74300538
Should've thrown the ball to his elbow.

>be me in 4th grade
>mom says I should join a sports team
>sounds fun so why not
>join local Junior football team
>go to the first training session in the summer
>4pm
>40°C
>say fuck it and go play with my mates instead

>14
>PE at school
>playing footy
>third shortest in the year at the time (6'2" now)
>grab the ball
>six foot tall rugby guy grabs me, turns me upside down and throws me head first into the ground
>lose memory
Played field hockey after that

inb4 are you fucking sorry

>>74302589
>field hockey

so there are girls on the internet

>primary school
>one kid in goal, everyone else pairs up
>the pair with the most goals when break time was over wins
>no-one wanted to be my partner so I had to be on my own all the time

>>74302589
Surprised it didn't end with the handle of cricket bat up your ass

>>74303329
PPSB detected
Field hockey is a very well respected male sport

>>74303523
I did used to get slapped on the arse with cricket bats in the changing rooms during summer. Guys used to queue up to grope it too.
I was a bit of a twink back then

>>74303602
>Field hockey is a very well respected male sport

keep telling yourself that. anywhere but wost coast and cucktoria its a sport for girls only

>>74303602
field hockey earns the opposite of respect

>be 14
>wrestler in hs
>113 lbs
>small as shit
>worked hard, won some matches at varsity
>our normal starter comes back, i return to jv
>whatever.jpg
>wrestle this kid
>beat him badly
>he starts crying
>whatthefuck.gif
>find out later that he was half retarded or some shit
>locker room calls me "retard slayer"
>seniors play down with the sickness by disturbed at practice every day for a week

>>74300487
fucking idiot.

>Small ass village in the middle of fucking nowhere, 12k habitants tops
>12 years old, playing futsal regularly with my mates as a keeper
>Village inaugurating the new sports court, has the kids play the opening game there
>For some reason they want me to play too
>Go for it, what could go wrong
>Lots of people there watching (was probably 100 at most, but felt like a lot to me)
>5 minutes in, my team sucks
>penulty to the opposing team
>I save it
>boy now I'm really feeling it
>My team scores almost right after, we can do this
>Game gets pretty even, make a few good saves ocasionally
>Easy save goes right through my hands in my best impression of british goalkeeping
>Game is tied, the other team starts pushing hard for the comeback
>Brainfart at the very end, fuck up the distribution and pass the ball right to the other team
>Concede and lose

Still ashamed desu

>>74303853
bretty embarassing

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>baseball
>14-15 year old league
>lower-high tier player on team: caught, pitched, left or right field
>most kids(that sucked) in the town quit after little league so the team is a quasi-traveling team that just played teams from other towns since most towns had similar situations
>catching
>our pitcher has a tough inning
>fucking manchild beast of a teen football/baseball player is on 3rd with one out
>shallow popup to left
>fucker is still charging home
>throw beats him by a good margin
>he can't slide he has to truck me
>fucker easily has 50 lbs on me
>catch and perfectly block the plate
>brace for impact
>get absolutely flattened by him
>shake it off, get up, show the ump the ball
>big fist pump "yerrrrrrrrrrr out"
>parents, sluts that followed our team since we had like 3 chads on the team, every cheering
>look over at dad(assistant coach) so fucking proud

I will always be a better catcher than Buster Posey will ever be, because I'm not a faggot bitch that couldn't take a hit and got one of the best plays in baseball banned forever.

>>74303623
t. PPSB

batted .000 for a baseball season and played on a 1-11 soccer team. pretty clear from a young age things weren't gonna work out for me.

>Be in highschool
>Never really friends with anyone
>Always stuck being goalie
>Am hella good at it
>Find out a few weeks later I was only the goalie because people wanted to through balls as hard as possible at me

>>74299779

>be me
>8 years old
>parents sign me up for soccer
>be weird little kid
>at practice coach divides us into shirts and skins
>get picked for skins
>"Take off your shirt"
>terrified
>standing in the field with arms crossed and hands over nipples like a girl
>coach and parents screaming at me to play
>depersonalize and stand there like a statue

Was I sexually abused or something? Never figured out why I had this weird hyper-vigilance as a kid.

>summer 2002 at mom's village
>11 year old me, 7 year old brother and 12 year old cousin decide to start a footie team with kids from the neighbourhood
>ages range from 6 to 12
>"train" daily
>go to a park and play with some albanian kids
>friendly kids, fun matches
>the team decides we're ready to take it to the next level
>tell the albanian kids to find a couple more kids and we'll play a match at the football pitch
>go there the next day
>upwards of 20 albanians waiting for us, ages range from 4 to like 30
>we're 8 kids
>it's not even a joke, all there to seriously play against us
>get destroyed
>they are actually fine with tackling kids on a gravel field
>leave before the "match" was over because I was afraid they would break my 7 year old brother

>>74303853
I thought all brazillian football kids were like pele in that movie?

>>74305116
only half of brazilian kids are amazing at soccer, the other half are natural born jiu-jitsu killers

>>74305105
That's what you get for trusting albanians

It's the same with Middle Easterners here. Back in the day we used to get fucking smashed by them, now we've all grown over their heads. The last match we had with them was the high school match vs the ghetto team. The ghetto team played dirty, but got fucked over due to inferior bodies.

>>74299779
>Played several sports during my entire childhood and up until college
>Very good soccer and baseball player, got the interest of a few professional teams
>Never amounted to anything, haven´t played sports in 6 years