2017 NBA All-Star Game 3

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you in da club and a britcuck serves you dis plate

wat do?

>>74299140
suck that mother fuckin DICK

how can u say no??

>>74299134
>first thing he does it get a steal

Pottery

LeGOAT

CURRY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>74299140

hand him about 10$ and throw away the beans = perfect keto breakfast u cuck

Guys i am just livid, my gf came home with bruises on her neck and told me some guy assaulted her, but she wouldnt tell me what he looked like. Fuck, i wanna call the police but shes far more forgiving than i am, what should i do?

>>74299140
>a burnt tomato

is this the height of english cuisine?

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>Jimmy is trash

lebron just dickslapped curry

who else here /falling asleep/

Why is Davis such a trash dunker? He has the size and some athleticism.

Why are Jimmy Butler, Carmelo Anthony, Marc Gasol, Gordon Hayward, Kemba Walker, Paul Millsap, Demarcus Cousins and Draymond Green in this game?

Lol that LeBron block attempt

Crowd is dead

>>74299140
Cry,

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>>74299219

>Uh I don't think so

Lmao Reggie Miller

>your fat faces when LeGOAT dunks better than everyone who showed up yesterday

nobody is even willing to dunk

what is the point of this

>OH SHIT
>OH
>AWW
>OH SHIT

>>74299140
Puke

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>>74299221
Fan votes.

looks like curry still supports cancer

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>92-97 at halftime

welcome to the memechuck era

wtf where's the god damn defense this game

Did the east inbound that at the end there to curry? How is that legal?

>>74299188
midkek

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GOOD PLAY

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>>74299226
Holding this during Mardi Gras was a mistake.

Why pay for over priced tickets to watch a exhibition game when you can get drink and see titties?

Curry needs to lay off the trick daddy

>>74299257
If the result stays close there will be defense in 4th qtr.

David Aldridge is gonna get his ass beat for asking these questions lmao

>>74299221
literally who do you think should be in instead of them? Don't bother replying kiddo, it's obvious you're a casual piece of shit.

>>74299257
in the 4th quarter, is this the first time you're watching the All-star game?

Hold up

When the fuck did LeBron get 20? Did I miss something?

>>74299281
Kawhi + Draymond pls

>Durant: "It was a nice pass nice lob, thats it"

THE BEEF IS STILL THERE

NIGGA STILL CAN JUMP!! - Paul George to John Wall

NBA IS RAYCISSS!! BLM!! SHARPTON AND JACKSON AND OBAMA ARE ON THIS TRAVESTY AS WE SPEAK!!!

>>74299156
He really is. I bet he slays pussy.

This has been pretty lame.

>>74299246
Jesus christ. Does she have ass cancer?

>>74299275
MY

FUCKING

DICK

>>74299288
>you will never see these two on the same team

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>people complaining about defense in the All Star game
How fucking new are you

>>74299267
>>74299197

why tho

>>74299287
All those dunks

>>74299267
Name?

>>74299276
>when you can get drink and see titties?

It's New Orleans. You can do that 24 hours a day, if you're anywhere near the Quarter.

>>74299267
>>74299197

That Iskra?

>"you couldn't break 100?"
>"yea well you know we missed 4 dunks"

FUCKING LOL...on team with most memechuckers and not nailing shot after shot

>>74299226
new Orleans doesn't actually exist. It was wiped away during Katrina and never recovered. It's completely submerged,what you're seeing is a projection from Adam Silver's mind.

The only American cities that actually exist are Boston,LA,Chicago and New York. Every other team is simply a high tech simulation from israel.

>>74299140
>United Caliphate
>eating pork
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

>>74299246
too much ass

>>74299318
(((Ishrka))) Landwhake

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>>74299276
>tfw too smart to be a tit man

>>74299216
Can you give me a quick rundown on these guys?

>>74299275
Who dis bih?

>>74299329
>new Orleans doesn't actually exist. It was wiped away during Katrina and never recovered. It's completely submerged,what you're seeing is a projection from Adam Silver's mind.
>
>The only American cities that actually exist are Boston,LA,Chicago and New York. Every other team is simply a high tech simulation from israel.

Get the fuck outta here, Kyrie. You have another half to play.

>LA LA LAND

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>World B. Flat

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>tfw Hinkie spotted next to Embiid on the sideline

Buddies for life

>>74299305
>you will never see these two on the same team

GOOD. Drayboon has no manners and Leonard is a good boy who does literally nuffin wrong. Don't need him getting morally bankrupted by being around Draymond

John Legend is so trash

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>John Legend out of nowhere

was john legend ever good?

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>>74299333
Go back to Ireland.

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>>74299336
Am I gay if the first thing I looked at was Booker's cute face instead of the tits?

And now the most boring man in music, John Legend

>john legend
how low has the nba stooped that they have to sell themselves out to promote some no-name artists

>Kawhi ded
>Jimmy ded
>Harden ded


Shit game

>>74299374
>>74299373
>>74299375
>>74299382
Better than niggerjump rapping last night with 2 fat fucks screaming unintelligible bullshit

JOHN LEGEND THE MIXED RACE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

>>74299379

completely normal bro

i wanna believe that they're conserving energy for an intense final 6 minutes

>>74299379
he's competing with zach lavine for the most fuccboi looking face in the nba

>>74299379

He's the handsome one of the Kobe boy band, i dont blame you

Just tuned in. How many mentions of Katrina have there been.

Let me get in on this John Legend hate train

Hey guys what NBA player was it that was trying to hit on some girl during the Olympics? He was saying shit like "you're so amazing."

>>74299401
>implying MIAMI MIAMI
>NOTHING CAN STOP ME I'M ALL THE WAY-
>silence
wasn't the best comedy this year

>>74299375
Good voice but puts out nothing but radio garbage

>both teams at 100 by the half
>nothing of value comes out of the game

Nevermind watching this shit, why even play

>you now remember YOU DONT OWN ME

why the fuck would anyone want to listen to a slow jam at a basketball game

who the fuck makes these decisions

Should have got Norah Jones if they wanted something boring, at least she's pretty

i hope they play defense in the 4th, i wanna see draymond and kawhi double teaming niggas

Reminder that 2014 was the GOAT NBA All Star half time show

>>74299401
That's not saying a lot. Why don't they play some REAL music up in here, like Jason Aldean or Luke Bryan?

>le light skinned singer man trope

so tired of this

>>74299362
Kyrie doesn't exist. I am sorry I have to break this to you.

When a player gets traded from simulated city to a real major market city they are cloned from the simulation in birth tanks which are held underground in hell's kitchen Manhattan.

john legend is pretty comfy desu

i don't listen to any of his shit tho

>>74299375

Revolver was a great album.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-AbEO6J8s0

>>74299401
At least I could laugh at that one, this is just pure boring

The John wall shook meme is a forced meme in /NBA/. Essentially John walls play tailed off last year around the same time Nintendo gave a press conference and that combined with some trolling on the wizards subreddit (pathetic I know) led to Wall being "shook" by Nintendo (he was actually injured last year but ok). But since then the real meme is screaming >HE DOESNT KNOW (often in multiple pieces/posts) in a very half-hearted attempt at humor and referencing "sekret Klub humor". You guys aren't missing much, it's a shitty meme and don't let them tell you otherwise

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>John Legend

Tonight is an okay song, but I hope he does green light.

>>74299427
No where is safe

stop posting the following

whore women (they're all whores)
bitching bout defense
stop posting about just tuning in
stop posting about kawhii and butler, they're overrated and being exposed

you know what? just stop posting, THREADS CLOSED, SHUT IT DOWN.

>Better dunks than the fucking dunk contest

>>74299442
i wanna see them double team isaiah

Kanye West when?

>nobody even pretending to try on d

this is worse than the pro bowl desu

>>74299401
Reminder dj khaled hit more 3 oiinters than the 2 time mvp during allstar weekend

>>74299474
That's just cruel man

John Legend is fucking 38? How is he just now relevant?

>cornball nigger musics at halftime

this semen slurping sport isn't for me guys

>>74299459

Chris Pail is worse

>>74299470

Dont tell me what to do Sam

>>74299456
>>74299453
John Legend is tolerable if you don't appreciate depth in the art you consume.

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who is this?

>this considered the greatest sporting event in America

I don't think this semen slurping show is for me

>>74299470
How could someone be exposed in an all star game

Kawhii and Butler are top 10 players

Kawhi might be top 5

John Legend is some boring ass normie music.

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>>74299447
t. black as coal

Stay mad

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>>74299377
This shit is disgusting, they have ass implants.

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>>74299416

Pls respond

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>>74299507
>Kawhii and Butler are top 10 players

>>74299459
>The John wall shook meme is a forced meme in /NBA/. Essentially John walls play tailed off last year around the same time Nintendo gave a press conference and that combined with some trolling on the wizards subreddit (pathetic I know) led to Wall being "shook" by Nintendo (he was actually injured last year but ok). But since then the real meme is screaming >HE DOESNT KNOW (often in multiple pieces/posts) in a very half-hearted attempt at humor and referencing "sekret Klub humor". You guys aren't missing much, it's a shitty meme and don't let them tell you otherwise

>t. John Wall

Stop stinking up the ASG and pass Melo the ball.

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>there are people ITT that are going to buy the Switch
baka desu

>tfw this songs brings tears to my eyes because I am in a situation like that

why am I such a faggot

I liked Joe Jonas better yesterday desu

>>74299490
>just now

are you 12?

>>74299519
>when nigger culture goes too far

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>>74299470
You're not my dad.

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>>74299484

>this song will never end

Who is this gay nigga singin during the gay nigga olympics

>>74299460
You got it senpai

Hey I like this song, where is Andre 3k tho

i'd rather have Fat Joe running around on stage out of breath than this trash

this is some corny lounge music shit

i feel like i'm at the Marriott

Why does nba neglect it's white fans? I need some dad rock performances.

>>74299525
You're just proving his point...

Where's Andre 3000?

This is pretty bad. John Legend is ok but he's low energy. Should have gotten some actual New Orleans talent

>>74299569
They had Sting not too long ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DABBING?

>>74299552
>tfw 3 stax will never drop a new song during All Star halftime

this is the type of black people music white people like

>>74299140
display my mcnuggies

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>>74299495

>tfw the NBA hates white people

>>74299582
Sting is popular with blacks though.

>>74299560
t.cultureless swine

>all of me
Westbrook and KD crying now

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THE BAVARIANS

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

This guy looks like older version of that retarded Will Smith's son. Has annpying eyes and a punchable face.

>>74299577
>You're just proving his point...

Just stop already.

This might be the worst all star weekend ever but i cant stop watching this train wreck

God I hate this song

>>74299595
white people bands have real careers and are too busy on tour at real venues

Damn this guy is boring

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no niggers actually like john legend

the only people that like this trash are NPR listening Hillary faggots

This is honestly that kind of music you hear dinner parties with your girl before fucking

>>74299581
This.
Even Bruno Mars would've been more entertaining since he's more upbeat than this depressing dude

>Andre 3000 doesn't actually make a cameo to do his verse

Fuck....he's really retired isn't he? Fucking mumblerap generation ruined it for everyone

>>74299585
2015

>>74299416

it must be kobe rape bryant

Sam Smith and John Legend sound the same to me

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whats her name /sp/?

They hire some fucking piano man for this boring piece of shit, what the fuck. We all know this faggot doesn't even write his own shit.

Im unironically getting sleepy holy shit

>people hating John "I Am (John)Legend" Legend
/sp/ shit taste confirmed

can a nigga just come out of no where and go

>RAIN DROP
>DROP TOP

>>74299649
Laurie

;_;

They should give performances from exclusive nba 2k tracks.

did all my laps in the gym, the sweat ran off my skin
They thought I ran out of breath but I was just catching my wind
That only happens to them, I got to capture my win
I practice 31 days a month and I practice again
Was born equipped with sportsmanship so I just laugh and I grin
Victory is my objective, I don't have to pretend
Spread my wings like an eagle and let them flap in the wind
No guts, no glory, no pain, no gain, these are actions of men
My teammate is a warrior, got my back 'til the end
My offense is God-sent, you gon' have to defend
My crossover is vicious, I got more swagger than him
Hit the bottom of the net, or the back of the rim
Your style is a flagrant foul, your score, I'mma take it down
All of your trash talking was pointless, say it now
You're slacking and goal tending, my actions are bone-chilling
Got the home court advantage, I'm back on the road winning

>>74299519

Ass implants > breast implants

A fake ass is more visually appealing than big stiff fake tits.

>>74299607
Everything was rushed because they banned Charlotte from All-Star events.
Houston is next.

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>>74299416
?

>>74299649

NIKOLE

>>74299649

Hailey

>all of me was released in 2013
>tfw graduated hs 4 years ago

>>74299649
Laurie

>black people choir

wow how unexpected who could have predicted this

who seen the movie selma here? good movie amairite

>>74299670
World Peace rapping Champions pls

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>>74299634

I cannot stand righterous black nigger people "music"

why the fuck isn't cash money rapping right now

>>74299671
Both are objectively shit and you shouldn't settle for either

It must be a lot of pressure to be born to a family named Legend. It's like you HAVE to make it in life otherwise you're a complete failure.

I'm really happy that they picked John Legend. He's a great singer, and he really fits the jazz/r&b culture of New Orleans.

>>74299647
Yeah, Sam Smith is like a white John Legend impersonator, that's no surprise. Don't get me wrong, I like Sam Smith, but they sound similar for a reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdd746LEGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdd746LEGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdd746LEGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDdd746LEGU

reminder Syringe is the best rapper alive right now

>>74299649
Lauren.

Its been almost 2 years.

Seriously tho why is this gay nigga still singing
Why do they have the nigga olympics if no one is gonna play d
Why is the slam dunk contest so gay after Vince Carter
Why does anyone go to this gay shit game

JUSTICE FOR PORZINGHAS

They should have given Damian lillard the halftime show since he didnt make it on the roster.

>>74299649
Jimmy G

Wow look at that diverse group of singers that accurately represent America :')

>>74299587
>this is the type of black people music white people like

How fucking accurate.

>>74299671
>A fake ass is more visually appealing than big stiff fake tit

This.

There's nothing more sad than seeing a bitch with big fat fake tits and a pancake ass.

i wish tina fey was my gf

>>74299490

Were you even alive around the mid to late 00s?

you now remember Allen iversons rap career

https://youtu.be/2skYVPGExgY

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>NHL gets Snoop Dogg and NBA gets John Legend

>>74299663
A migos performance would actually be so fucking high energy

>>74299649
mt

>>74299667
>>74299685
The fuck?

>>74299587
White people don't like this gay shit.

>>74299734
Same but a younger version
She seems fun

>>74299710
He's great.

>>74299701
Idk if you're joking, but his real last name is Stephens. "Legend" is just a stage name.

>>74299721
>accurately represent America

This is New Orleans, the 3rd-blackest city in America. Nothing wrong with all black singers.

>>74299649
Laurie

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>>74299710
Keep it up, leaf. Dying of laughter over here.

>>74299649
Laurie

>>74299714
I would have enjoyed that actually

>>74299739
Snoop Dogg is fucking lame bro

>>74299700

Nigga, I'd settle for a fat fake ass over average or no ass.

song name tho?

>>74299757
if you had an all white choir of that many in Alabama you'd still probably have outrage but mkay

>>74299747
Lol just fucking with (You) I really don't have a oneitis right now. I kinda like some girl named Linda tho

ayo this nigga whiter than the white board

lmao

Inside the NBA is objectively the best sports program on television. Just try to prove me wrong

>>74299600
he's a big guy

that youth pastor has a future I tell ya what

>>74299649

jasmin

just kill me senpai, im done for, ill never love again

jesus christ is brad stevens the most boring coach in existence?

>>74299784
>Linda

Sounds like a fat ugly 45 year old secretary.

Perfect for a tripfag.

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>>74299738
you now remember ron artest Afghan women

https://youtu.be/2Xf4ISKspvo

>>74299781
kobe how my ass taste

>>74299677

No.

I wanna say it was Kevin Durant or kyrie irving.

>>74299774
>from Australia
>shitty bants

you're a disgrace to your people

>>74299799
he's like, 19 years old man, give him a break

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what

a

fucking

cornball

>>74299780
I wouldn't. If it's not real what's the fucking point?

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>>74299799

>>74299739
haha xd lets have the tall ex felon black guy talk about how cool he is, how cool his city is and how many bus riding whores hes fucked in the past week

>>74299649
>mikaila

I'll never forget you my love

>>74299822
>Kemba admiring the BWC

>>74299806
Lmao total opposite. Only other Linda I knew was some fat Mexican

>>74299822
me on the right hiding my boner

>>74299831
Black girls, not even once

>>74299783
>alabama

You mean Wisconsin or Wyoming or something. Alabam is black as train smoke

>>74299830
t. pussy white boy

the most recent girl you fucked WORSHIPS black cock

>>74299799
no that would be vinny del negro

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS GAME WAS OURRRRRRRRRRR CITY'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FUCK THE NBA AND FUCK TRANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck the Celtics

Why is the halftime like 3 hours long for a game that doesnt even fucking matter

Is John Wall a gang banger?

https://twitter.com/kris_nation/status/833497733579300865

Think you guys should stop bashing him unless you want some hittas at your door

>>74299822
He needs to get slacks that fit him wtf

>>74299822
dem child breeding hips

5 BIGS VS. 5 MIDGETS PLS

>>74299845
She was actually half mexican half white or some shit. One of those that don't actually know spanish

>>74299861
Supposedly, I think he might have loose connections but he picked up the ball instead

nba too corporate.

Throw the all star game in the pink housing projects in Brooklyn

>>74299816
>Le 50 year old pothead who can barely speak comprehensible English

Snoop Dogg is just cringe these days, especially when he goes everywhere with a joint in his mouth

>>74299784
Texas?

>>74299900
No. Illinois

>>74299825

How can an ass be real if our eyes are't real?

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>yfw B Rad coaches the east to a W

>>74299854
>AND FUCK TRANNIES

Getting fucked by trannies is how you NC faggots got cucked out of the ASG in the first place.

Fuck NC and the redneck backwater sister-fucking faggots that run that shithole.

>>74299676
Trump Curse takes another. At least we know that 2 people got to use their decided gender's bathroom but we had literally no All Star Game. Fair trade I'd say.

/pol/ off

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>>74299667
>>74299678
>>74299680
>>74299708
>>74299708
>>74299796
>>74299831
stay strong bros

>>74299861
i dont get it

>>74299912
Linda is a Spanish name, y'all got Mexicans in Illinois?

who else here have a 7 inch penis at least? i do actually.

>>74299649

Payton. Cutest girl I've ever met

I actually asked her out and she said yes but we don't have a concrete date set up ;_;

>>74299922
gang signs

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>>74299895

>>74299922
He's throwing signs looking like he gang bang

>>74299861
>Think you guys should stop bashing him unless you want some hittas at your door

Noted. I'm going to double-down on my John Wall shitposting.

>>74299926
It's not the size of the John but the thickness of the Wall.

what the fuck kind of hair was on that albino's head? the one talking to chris tucker

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>>74299649
Jenny

>>74299783
Alabama is one of the blackest states in the country, that's a horrible example.

>>74299924
Yea lots of Mexicans here actually. The closer you get to Chicago the more of them. The girl I sort of like is Asian though.

Anyone listen to jidenna's album yet

>>74299944
Also the existence of the wall

>>74299882
Why does it matter

THERES NO FUCKING D

MIDGETS WIN

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>>74299861

shiit you joking right

>>74299935
>>74299895
>Five years before the shooting of Gurley, an online forum on a website Topix raised the question about conditions at the Pink Houses.“This forum is about the Louis H. Pink Houses on Linden Blvd in East NY. Is this the worst housing project in Brooklyn? Possibly US?” a user calling himself bclocksmith asked on May 25, 2009, before listing a number of incidents: a man called Foxy Brown getting beaten up, a “former thug in a wheelchair getting shot in the head,” a man “thrown off the top of the building with his arms duck taped,” a “homeless man set on fire” in one of the buildings, and a young man who had returned from completing college who then got killed

what the fuck

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Start the fucking game up again already

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>>74299649
>tfw fall in love with any pretty girl that gives me attention

>>74299964
I listened to his classic man earlier today. How is the album?

>>74299972
kek, john wall just cant win

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>>74299951
>mfw my gf's name is Jenny

>>74299988
Same here man lmao

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hey eastern conference cucks

how scared are you??

I fapped with soap in the shower today and burned my pee hole.

>those 3pt attempts

christ

>>74300008
that is not comfy dude, get well soon. Maybe your mommy can kiss it better,

>>74300008
Rookie mistake

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>>74299988
>tfw tried grafting on an ugly American girl the other night because I need the validation of a fuck

>the fans wanna see offense

>>74300008
Fascinating.

>>74300000

Did you see KD's feet on that first free throw? What the fuck

that was the longest half time I have ever sat through. I feel like I just blanked out

they are gonna force AD as MVP arent they

Does Brad Stevens have autism?

>mario underground song

lmao john wall is about to be hella SHOOK

>>74299989
Its exactly how I expected it to be. If you liked Classic man, Knickers and Little bit more, you'll like this album.
Based off my first listen, I give it a light 5.

>>74300008
>I fapped with soap

>Needing soap or any kind of lube to fap

HAHAH you jew muslim cutfags are hilarious

I tuned it at halftime when I saw how high scoring it was. Now I see why.

>Curry

midkek

>that curry

Kek

Lmao curry

>>74300008
what else is there to use in the shower desu

CURRY ON THE GROUND

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>Giannis bodying Harden and Curry on the same play

holy kek screencap when

97 in a half? What the fuck, man.

That was legit pretty funny, kudos to Curry. cleverly done.

>>74299882
Seeing Cuban meme it up makes me think there should really be some kind of a front office people game, rather than some 10 rappers nobody has heard of

Memes aside curry seems like a funny guy

>>74300059
5/10? Pretty low desu

this is honestly getting cringy, nobody fucking cares at all

>>74300070
body oil

spit

What's the score? Is it almost over?

>>74300076
is this your first asg

>>74300072
Giannis has been stealing harden's cookies the entire game

>>74300070
celtics tears, works very well. they add extra pressure.

LMAO CURRY BTFO

>>74300008
That's nothing, imagine being a kid in the 90s and then trying out your first wanks and trying hand soap for lube, then you have to go through the horror of all your skin peeling off. Luckily its just the top layer so its only flakes falling off along with soap flakes but that wasn't fun.

>>74300060

>not being circumsized
>not being able to last as long as me in bed with a girl
>not looking cool, cut and clean
>being able to not have to wash your dick everytime you shower

Subhuman uncut savage

>CURRY TRYING TO DUNK

SIT DOWN LITTLE BOY

YOU GOT NO HOPS

>East player actually set their teammates up, look for open shots, move the ball

>West players just memechuck

Garbage game desu

Why do these guys even bother running back on defense if they're not going to defend?

CURRY ALMOST DUNNKED KEK

>>74300082
he seems laid back and fun

holy shit Reggie is a idiot

>>74300112
he's a bitch nigger

>>74300092
Is THIS your first asg?

97 is pretty high for a 1st half, even in a all star game. They literally said it broke records.

HAS BOOGIE EVEN PLAYED

How do I stop drinking bros?

I get so bored late at night and end up drinking 12 beers a night

Stevens hates melo

>>74300125
Yes, he is. That was cringeworthy with that Beatles shit. Jesus Christ.

>>74300070
The water from the shower is more than enough

>>74300125
What did he say?

>>74300127
yeah he should be all tough and cold or snarling and angry all the time, that totally hasnt been played the fuck out by now

>>74300136
You realize how big of a money drain it is and stop

>>74300125
>2017
>just now realizing this

>>74300149

tried to make The Beatles reference with Warriors

>>74300136
close your mouth and dont put anything in it.