Does Rooney even give a fuck anymore? It seems since 2013 he's

he has nothing else to achieve and Man Utd basically gave him tenure

so he pisses about all year and collects his $350k per week

>>74288868
He cares but he can't keep up physically anymore. He had a great run though and he's an English legend. Now he does what he can and gets paid well, good for him.

>>74288868

>tfw you'll never get a 2 year contract in the chinese pub league, earning £500k p/w.

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he hasnt given a shite about football since this

he started mouthing about leaving utd until he got a fat new contract two months after this happened

>Man Utd and England's all time top scorer

it hurts

>>74289018
david james and mark schwarzer are 2nd and 3rd in clean sheets

meme longevity records literally who cares

colleen looks nearly as bad as him in that picture.

Its the EPL equivalent of Keep Gettin Dem Checks!

>>74288891
>$350k per week
175k after taxes though

>>74289171
nah, he will have an accountant to work around that

>>74289200
what ways does he have? Create a 'Uncle Rooney Ltd.' and pay 45%?

>>74288868
JUST

imagine being that free, that uncaring of societal norms that you can be completely relaxed like that

>>74289063
Mark schwarzer is Australian..

>>74288938
>he's an English legend
>titles won with england
>....

>>74288868
Is he getting sold to China?

Fergie baby

>>74291446

He was like the only player who did good under Moyes though.

>>74291285
wft lad, do you remember that powerful penalty versus slovenia, that brace versus andorra...

>>74289305
you invest it and write it off

tax system isn't necessarily meant to take your money, but you have to put it back into the economy to keep the government from appropriating it. after that there's a ton of ways to get it back in different forms and amounts

>>74291066
he's scouse, that's what they look like on holiday. he's adhering to the scouse norm

>>74291746
Not in England.

Based Rooney has trascended aesthetics