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/turnleft/ - Advance Auto Parts Clash Pre-race/Race Thread

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Start Command: 11:30 a.m.
Green Flag: 11:35 a.m. (approx.)

Format: 75-lap/187.5-mile, two-segment race. A competition caution on Lap 25 will separate the segments.

Forecast: 71°, 80% humidity, 15% chance of rain

Presentation of colors: Embry-Riddle Naval ROTC
Invocation: Sonny Gallman, Central Baptist Church in Daytona Beach
National Anthem: Candace Walker of Orlando, Fla.
Command to start engines: Marcus Herman, Owner of Triangle Auto of Merritt Island.
Honorary Pace Car driver: Courtney Force, NHRA driver

Row 1: #2 Brad Keselowski - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 2: #1 Jamie McMurray - #3 Austin Dillon
Row 3: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #48 Jimmie Johnson
Row 4: #4 Kevin Harvick - #88 Alex Bowman
Row 5: #22 Joey Logano - #41 Kurt Busch
Row 6: #42 Kyle Larson - #10 Danica Patrick
Row 7: #18 Kyle Busch - #24 Chase Elliott
Row 8: #20 Matt Kenseth - #19 Daniel Suarez
Row 9: #37 Chris Buescher

Regular Daytona qualifying begins at 3 p.m.

Justin Fontaine lives
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Calling it, this year will be SHRwinslol

>Monster

Krut will grab the chip again. Danica will still be shit
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Firstrow has no link, stream?
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>>74288679
Oh shit nice post format
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Repeating digits & minority figure wins.
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Rolling for lap with the Big Juan
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Aaron's must be losing a fortune sponsoring Mikey
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>>74288832
Every sponsor is losing money by sponsoring
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Daniel Suarez will win the Daytona memepole
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>>74288783
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/fox-sports-1-live-stream
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diversity
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>>74288783
rev up your adblocker

http://zoofalmily.net//?canal=17
http://cricfree.sc/fox-sports-1-usa-live-stream
http://embedstream.com/sports-fox-sportsusa1-alternate.php
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>>74288843
Tax write offs anon, Aaron's screw ppl everyday with their rental rackets. Least they can do it support something more than the damn gubmint
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>>74288861
kys
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>>74288883
>2034 Cup Champion
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Part of me believes Nature's Bakery will win this lawsuit and this, coupled with the Kevin Ward deal, will be the undoing of SHR.
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>>74288760
just hope clit gets a win for the first time in years
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Shit I forgot Carl is gone
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>>74288899
free natures bakery bars was the best part of going to tracks
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>>74288916
>arguably the best driver on the best team
>one meme block short of a title
>retire

What did le backflip man mean by this?
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>>74288916
Queit goy

Carlos Slim Cucked him for sénior Daniél Suárez

Diversity is our strength
Buy Toyota
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JOONYA IN THE BOOTH
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>>74288899
Not if they win another Championship
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>>74288861
>Trap NASCAR driver when
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>>74288940
Carl had advance knowledge of Monster's three-year plan for the cup series and fucked off because he saw how retarded it was.
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>>74288930
tired of how shit nascar is now
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INB4 gimmie crashes like the last 5 years
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>no Carl

why the FUCK am i even watching
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>>74288919
this
I'm fucking bummed they won't be back this year
I walked away with a backpack full of fig bars after last year's race that I attended

All the Nature's bakery products are slowly going on closeout at my local store too. That company won't exist 6 months from now
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>>74288930
I think it was Political, remember Carl always had the Don't Tread on me flag by his name on the car. Plus JGR is the most Cucked team in Nascar.

Add in the big sponsor money influence from Arris and Carlos Slim to put Suarez in a cup ride, and Carl saw the writing on the wall.

I'm sure Kenseth was their first choice, but Edwards probably stepped up and just decided to get out now with this new format beginning that was heavily influenced by his nemesis Brad K.

I hope he runs for the Senate.
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>>74288915

He will
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i hope Steakhouse gets a win this year desu
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Is it true that Carl Edwards is actually secretly nursing a concussion and that's why he stepped out this year?
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>>74288852

I wrote a giant article with a graph and shit this week explaining why the Daytona 500 pole isn't rigged.

It's disappointing to me that the meme will persist if Earnhardt/Suarez/Kurt wins the pole no matter what I actually present.
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>tfw sneak isn't driving
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>>74289000
The numbers have spoken, this anon is telling the truth.
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>>74288997
I think it's cause his wife is some brain injury doctor. She probably talked him into retirement after his wrecks
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>>74288919

They were stale as fuck. There are a lot better fig bars you can buy.
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I am so glad that a fucking cell phone company is no longer sponsering this series. I hope that Monster promotes this series a little better and brings a new audience.
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>>74289007

I totally believe that >>74289000 is autistic enough to write "a giant article with a graph and shit" without needing trips.
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>>74289057
It will be a monstrous success
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>>74289057
Not with this insane new season race format
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>tfw Chris Neville quit racing
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>>74289034

These little guys are the shit

>limited edition Christmas Pudding one a few months back
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GREEEN
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god damn that 78 is ugly
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>sneak
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>>74288997
>>74289026
That's part of it, but not the full reason.

All the drivers knew ahead of time what changes Monster were going to make. You're a fucking idiot if you think they hear about it at the same time the general public does. Carl lel'd at the plan and fucked off.

NASCAR has paid shills to sit on the Official NASCAR Subreddit (TM), and anyone who suggested this one specific theory about Carl once the rules came out was downvoted to hell and told they were an idiot by accounts all created on the same day.
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Could somebody give me a quick rundown of the autistic new format. It's a bit confusing t.b.h.
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>>74289078
they should always stick with the minimalist flat black
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>>74288870
As anyone got sound on the Embedstream stream?
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>Buescher out of the draft
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Buescher is eating shit
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4 guys in the booth are too many. keep talking over each other
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>>74289088
James cut down on the tinfoil bro.
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>>74289096
All the races are split into 3 segments. the first 2 segments compose quarter distance and the 3rd is half distance. So if it rains, for example, the 3rd segment can be cancelled and the race ends at quarter distance
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>>74289088
James can you ever fuck off?
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>>74289120
it sounds like they're all reading off a teleprompter that is trying to keep them from doing so but I can't say for sure DW knows how to read
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>>74289088
>NASCAR has paid shills to sit on the Official NASCAR Subreddit (TM)
That place went to shit when it went all official and NASCAR took it over
Fucking NASCAR having to astroturf /r/nascar is hilarious
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>>74289127
At the end of each stage, there's a CAWSHUN flag and drivers can go to the pits. The top 10 at the end of each stage get points
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camrys just get edgier looking every year
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>>74289096

It's kinda like two heats and a feature in short-track racing.
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Danica up to fourteenth (14th!!!!)
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>last three places occupied by the last three Xfinity champions.
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>tfw have never ever seen a Chevy SS in real life
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>>74289206
lol true, at least I've seen Fusions all over the place
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>>74289193
just go to the bathroom and pretend you're taking a shit
>>74289206
i've seen one here, it's very nice looking
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on what lap will Bowman get cucked
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>>74289123
You don't wanna know how sketchy NASCAR is, even at the shittiest amateur level. All it takes is a good investigative journalist to shed light on some things, sponsors would back out like crazy, and the series would fall like IndyCar.

>>74289146
What made me look into it was how much unanimous praise the new points system received on reddit compared to the universal disapproval on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram.

>>74289206
:)
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>>74289206
>>74289213
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>KRUT
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>KRUT
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>>74289206
Seen the SS everywhere as it's the Commondore here.
Fusion doesn't sell here, but the new Ford 'Aston Martin' nose is universal on every new Ford.
Never seen the new Camry though.
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>>74289237
those are limited sports car sales figures.
what the hell america
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>krut
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>krut
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lmao MONSTER btfo
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KRUT IS KILL
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Great start for Monster
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>>74288760
BTFO

>Hendrick still with that problem
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jimmie cucked kurt (and I don't care)
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M-M-M MONSTER KILL
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SAUERKURT
>Monster sponsored car is the first wreck in the Monster Cup
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>krut btfo
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First accident of the Monster Energy era is the Monster Energy car this """"""""""""sport""""""""""" is so fucking rigged you guys :eyeroll:
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>>74289260
America right now prfers to buy bland, angry faced crossovers and bland, angry faced SUVs
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jimmy is 99% unlikable
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>>74289285
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I actually like limiting damaged cars and giving 36-40th one point. I'd even make it 20 or 25-40th desu
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>>74289127
They're called stages goy, not segments.
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wtf that is beyond retarded

thank god im not giving this ratings
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>Daytona without bump drafting
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>>74289146
Yeah, I mean, not that a place needs to be as lawless as /sp/, but there's so many official accounts on Reddit now that everyone just sucks up and hugs everyone else on there.
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>>74289318
>tfw no tandems
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>PENALTY: Brad Keselowski drove through too many pit stops on exit.
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Does anyone feel like that 2014 was the best year for restrictor plate racing with these Gen 6 cars.? They were able to move around much more than this.
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Where are the DRS zones
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>>74289284
JJ taking out some anger on Monster Krut for changing the format again after #7
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>>74289289
It's not America's fault. They don't advertise and hardly make any SS's for the US market. It's a really strange situation all around. And most of the SS's are autotragic lmao
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it would be one thing if the segments were just background rules, but it seems like we're going to here "leading at the end of the 1st/2nd segment" a billion times from Mike Joy this year
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>>74289343
This isn't F1
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2001-2007 were the best years for the restrictor plate racing
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>>74289343
>literally everyone is able to activate it except leader
>spoiler and shark fins retract
>35 car pileup on lap 5
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>>74289361
2011 was the best
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>it's another Gibbs or Penske car swipe blocks the field from the lead the entire Speedweeks episode
Wake me up for Atlanta
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>>74289361
>we will never see another 0.002 plate track finish
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dude JGR lmao
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>>74289347
>Smug JJ

Wojak Krut
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>>74289384
cant argue with that

>no more steve wallace
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>>74289299
Same, it's a good system. People are gonna kvetch but they made a lot of smart choices.

>inb5 oh yeah but what about THIS
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guys, i work for NASCAR, the races are going to be scripted this year, they installed remote kill switches which blow the engines at the push of a button on all cars

they wont tell you this but they will fix races this way
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>>74289361

2001-early 2007 were the best years for nascar in general
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>>74289402
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>>74289361
The cars had mobility within the draft back then
You could go from 43rd to 5th in 5-10 laps with a good car
I don't know what changed, I guess the splitter is really what changed everything
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>>74289429
Can't tandem/bump draft at all now
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>>74289419
we already have """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""debris"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" (((cautions)))
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>>74289421
This is true, just as the late 1930s were much better for Austria.
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by watching NASCAR you are unwillingly converting to satanism

WAKE UP AND SEEK CHRIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs
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>>74289419
Yeah just have 8 blown motors a week, that makes sense
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Truck and NXS fields are out for Daytona. Xfinity is basically cupwinslol.
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>raceview audio stuck on authenticating
>it's another nobody can pass at a plate track with the new rules episoide!

Jesus fucking christ Nascar
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>>74289419
This is what Monster Trucks do with the RII.
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>>74289391
>2007 500 from the stands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn_l_s90MIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUIHsazZvl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PjVHpGd_LI
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>>74289438

no, they have switches that will literally grenade an engine,

expect a lot more random engine failures this season
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>PENALTY: Kyle Busch, too fast entering pit road.
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>>74289453

>xfinity with bigger entry list than monster cuck

TOP LYL
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>>74289237
>>74289260

Do you think those numbers include all of the promotional SS cars like the SS pace car at every track?
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>green track
>day race instead of night

Did NASCAR not let them adjust the cars? That's what Kurt implied
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reminder that INDYCAR and PWC are the only American series you should be watching
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>>74289490
Probably
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who /ragsinabox/ here
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This Dr. Pepper commercial is so random XD lmao just like me *holds up spork* rawr XDDD
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joey logano is your 2017 champ
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>MIKEEEYYYY

did they really include the 2001 Daytona 500 in an advertisement?
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>>74289491
Not allowed to adjust cars between quals/practice and race. Trying to keep muh costs down
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>>74289464

Well, RII is an ignition shutoff that just kills the engine, it can damage it in some cases but it's far from a "blow the engine into a fireball" button
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>>74289491
impounded. moonface mcreynolds said as much before the race started.
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>>74289494

>no IMSA

Yeah I hate to say it but we're getting close to Nascar being IndyCar levels of obscure
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>>74289494
ARCA
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>>74289532
Probably just be called an "ignition box failure"
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>>74289533
I believe they call in en parque across the pond.
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>>74289494
>no IMSA
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>>74289532
yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfd9np0f6Rw
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>>74289519

I just hope dale's okay
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>>74289539
Cucked by the rainouted clash last night. Didn't let them finish for the second year in a row.
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>>74289536
IMSACAR presented by Cadillac series just needs to get the BoP right
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>>74289506
arca is far superior to this
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>JGRwinslol is back
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How do we uncuck NASCAR™
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6 (six) (seis) jgr cars this year
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>>74289593
We get a time machine

Alternatively, Brian France fucks off.
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>>74289553

this,

this was a test run of the tech that NASCAR put in,

i'm actually at risk of losing my job over this, and i don't fucking care, i have enough money in savings to survive on my own for a year

NASCAR thinks that by blowing up random engines they are going to create "legit" cautions, and they are going to test with the under funded one or two car teams like Front Row or BK Racing

then half-way through the season as we near the chase they are going to start doing it to the cars running up front to "create a change in the story" as they called it

they are going to deny this left and right but i will provide proof next week during the 500
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Danica up to eighth (8th!!!)
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>>74289618
Wow it's a win for womyn everywhere
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>>74289553
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poor buecher has cucklist as a sponsor.
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>>74289260
The SS fills the same place in Chevy's lineup as Jeff Gordon Edition Monte Carlos did.
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>>74289613
Wew lad, I look forward to the proofs

Can /sp/ become the Wikileaks of NASCAR please? We need to out Brian France for what he is
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>>74289613
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>>74289613
Sure kid, my dad works for Nintendo. I don't get why people still get off doing this shit
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>>74289638
I'd buy one if they had a coupe and [spoiler]i wasn't poor[/spoiler]
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>>74289613
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>>74289593
Cut muh cord, remove muh TV corporate interest. Change to an interest based subscription viewership with customizable viewing experiences.

More short tracks and road courses, less speedways. Stopping TV coverage would improve attendance as well, but it would severely minimize muh profits. But that will be good for the sports, only the true passionate racers and fans will remain.

Burn the mother fucker down and start a new.

Nascar 4chan Cup Series

>Coming in the 2020's available only in the white enthnostate.
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>>74289638
Did anybody bought that thing
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Oh brilliant, now 3 jgr are single file
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Real people. Not actors.
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>>74289260
I drive a Corvette. Never been a fan of newer Camaros
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>>74289613
I don't put it past them. I've seen how fucked it can be at the absolute lowest level, I don't doubt there's shady shit at the top ranks.
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>>74289677
mfw that guy dies in a fiery plane crash
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>>74289613
>anon is right
>France blows up Gimmie’s engine on turn 4 at Homestead
>Lelgano wins the 1st Monster Cup by 1 point
>Gimmie throws a fit and leads a mass exodus of NASCAR stars
>mfw
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>Gibbs
>Gibbs
>Gibbs
>Penske
>McMurray
>Gibbs
>Dildo
Fuck this
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>>74289613

>inb4 blown engine causes big one and someone dies
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>>74289669
My mom had the Dale Earnhardt edition. Was pretty cool
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>Single file breakaway
Drew Brees when?
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>>74289613
Yeah and I work for Nintendo
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>nuNASCAR

should be on /asp/ desu
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>>74289613
James turn your proxy off
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>>74289429
What is it with you autists and getting triggered by the splitter?

You can't go anywhere because every shithead thinks they can get pushed to the front and parks everyone 3 wide.
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>tfw no more tandem and bump drafting
>tfw we are stuck with this shitty single file shitshow
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>>74289726

yeah, i agree, with segments and splitting up of races and even the fucking duels being a points race

MODS!!

move this shit to /asp/ please
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>>74289726

This. Post-2003 NASCAR is wrestling
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>get out of the shower
>tune in
>JGR 1-2-3
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>>74289741
I'm too much of an attention whore to change my flag.
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>>74289146

I get the feeling that if IMC was astroturfing on Reddit, they would've hired me to do it

t. been cozying up to and networking with people from IMC and NASCAR Digital Media
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>JOMMIE
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>gimmie
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Gimmie is kill
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>gimmie
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Hendrick please
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GOOD RIDDANCE
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>car sliding toward wall
>switch to incar shot

director should be taken out back
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>GIMMIE
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>JIMMIE
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>THIS RUSTLES MY JIMMIES
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>jr watching all these Hendrick cars get loose
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>GIMMIE
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>>74289758
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I feel like getting loose and wrecking at a plate track is a very modern thing. Am i misremembering?
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>fucking camera operators go to shitty and pointless in-car camera that focuses on the driver rather than showing the wreck

For what purpose
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boogity boogity boogity, let's go to commercial!
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>tfw gimmie is a downforce babby
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6th in a row guys
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>>74289780
My thoughts too
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>>74289719
no shit! do you know my uncle david davidson?
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>>74289749
>and even the fucking duels being a points race
The duels were points races for a long fucking time back when NASCAR was good
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>>74289816
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>>74289613

YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
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>>74289803
It's because of MUH SIDEFORCE aero

old superspeedway cars were just streamlined, no manipulation of the air
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I was watching the '97 Daytona 500 during the offseason and I was really amazed by how great the racing was despite lots of it being single-file.

Back then, guys really knew how to work the draft and position themselves to get runs and make passes. Now everyone just wails on each other's bumpers and then bitch about how much Daytona/Talladega sucks when they inevitably crash.
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can someone get rid of that fucking beaner?

and get rid of toyota to, it's not an american company, my brother works for the plant in texas and in order to work there you must learn and speak only japenese while at work

i'm not joking, all of the employee handbooks are in japenese
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>>74289805
At least if another Big E happens we'll be able to see the driver's neck disintegrate live.
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>>74289861
>Now everyone just wails on each other's bumpers and then bitch about how much Daytona/Talladega sucks when they inevitably crash.

The Talladega race in the spring that year was caution free. Pretty good race too.
>>
why can't someone talented like Kevin Conway be in the #19?
>>
>>74289861
it was a combination of the cars being better and the drivers being actual men instead of jawless trust-fund babies
>>
>>74289780

Fox sucks
>>
Why does he keep touching Chris
>>
>>74289892

Kevin Conway was rookie of the year, friendly reminder, he deserves a cup series ride
>>
GREEN
>>
>>74289894
>No more Bill Elliott, Dale Earnhardt, Labonte brothers, Mark Martin, Sterling Marlin, Bobby Hamilton, or Ricky Rudd

Feels bad man
>>
Biggun in 3 laps
>>
yfw spiccy wins the race
>>
>>74289687

>I've seen how fucked it can be at the absolute lowest level

Do tell
>>
>Nascar runs this race at night so you can't see that no one is in the stands
>>
>JGR train
"no"
>>
>>74289919
He will.

NASCAR is trying to show they're not redneck Trump supporters
>>
STRONG 14th for DANICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>74289909

BRING BACK KEVIN CONWAY
BRING BACK KEVIN CONWAY
BRING BACK KEVIN CONWAY
>>
SHES STILL LEARNIN
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>>74289837
>>
>Truck race in five days

Who we got?
>>
When will NASCAR BoP the Toyotas?
>>
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>Gibbs top 4
>>
>DW taking subtle digs at the mexican
>>
DUDE JGR LMAO
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>>74289970
>no more >jwt
>>
TROO-X
>>
>Troox
>>
>TROOX
>>
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Post yfw all the Gibbs cars crash with 2 to go
>>
inb4 the adversity that truex faced
>>
>Three-x
>>
>>74289943
>no more boner pill merchant driving hard against some stiff competition

NASCAR has truly fallen
>>
>JGR's 5th wheel
>>
>watch Truex about to turn himself
>switch to Hurrcuck's in car
>take 20 seconds to figure out a wreck happened
Bravo Fox
>>
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>>74290011
GOOKED
>>
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>>74290001
>>
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>>74290001
>>
>>74290010
Whoever is directing these cameras needs to get fired
>>
>>74290001
>>
>uraruson kun
>>
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>>74289637
>>
>>74290021
>tfw have to listen to Rick Meme in 5 months
>>
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>>74290001
>>
le broken english man will win
>>
>>74290026
Agreed, TV coverage is shit. I would pay for Raceview if it wasn't so shitty 3D 10 mins delay.
>>
Suarez isn't going to make a move on Hamlin, Hamlin's going to win
>>
>>74290079
Suarez will wreck and NASCAR will be killed when they say he's going behind the wall
>>
>>74290079
Cousin taco?
>>
>Larson
>crash damage
what
>>
why did larson HAVE to take his car to the garage? johnson didnt after the first incident.
>>
Anybody else think that this crash damage policy is fucking stupid?
>>
>tfw cant remember one xfinity race from last year
>>
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>>74289920
They forced a late model support series to park behind the stands in a Pinty's Series race because they didn't want the TV cameras to see a rival class putting on a better show.

I've been penalized for not touching a guy and him spinning on his own, then given the pole for the next race as compensation.

Family members are allowed to be race officials/tech inspectors, obviously give leeway or design the rulebook around their children/relatives. This is pretty normal at family owned tracks.

Threatened to be fined/suspended for calling out officials in post-race interviews for allowing shitty drivers to go out and wreck everybody (being a lippy asshole landed me a major sponsor so joke's on them).

No drug/alcohol testing. Personally I'd like to see them do it every weekend as we're always doing shit for kids/families and it's shady knowing how many people are stoned.

We had a yellow line rule for one event because "we just painted it for nascar and want it to look nice for Saturday."
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>crash damage policy
>>
Will penske save the day?
>>
>>74290095
Everyone will wait until the last lap to make a move which will lead to Buescher spinning 3 seconds behind the pack in Turn 2 and NASCAR immediately throwing a caution
>>
>have small dent on your bumper
>HURR DURR GOTTA GO BACK TO DA GARAGE BCUZ PLOCIY
>>
>>74290121
yes
>>
Hamlin wins lol, suarez waits too long to pass

2nd line will not make it up to the front
>>
>>74290136
>Penske drivers are now the good guys
What a time to be alive
>>
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>single file
>5 to go
>>
>>74290136
>Penske
>good
>>
Ford pls
>>
>>74290121
Quiet goy

It's PC
>>
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER
>>
>>74290133
>Pits closed
>>
>>74290136
I fucking hope
>>
>>74290150
>Single file gibbs and penskefest

no thank you
>>
absolutely disgusting
>>
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THANK YOU BASED NASCAR
>>
Fuck Kyle Busch
>>
>>74290196
Brad will win this
>>
>WHUR DID SHE CUM FRUM
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
Lmao get fucked danny
>>
Hamlin what a fucking cuck
>>
>hamlin
>>
WEW
>>
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>lelgano
>>
Fuck Hamlin
Fuck Keselowski
Fuck Logano
Fuck Penske
Fuck Gibbs
Fuck this format
Fuck these rules
Fuck Brian France
And Fuck NASCAR
This shit is fucking awful
>>
I would've rather had Gibbs than lelgano
>>
denny throws a completely retarded block that will be celebrated because HURR DURR LAST LAP AT DAYTONA BAYBEE
>>
DENNY BTFO
>>
>>74290124
This is the only webm from Xfinity I have from last year

Wew lad
>danicles 4th
LEARNING
>>
Aww, Kyle caught up to Bowman at the end.
>>
That could have been a bigwun
>>
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>denny being a little bitch as always
>>
in before denny complains about no caution for his safety
>>
>The shanytown of Danny and his spotter
>>
>>74290227
Brad BTFO
>>
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>JGR Being cucked
>>
>>74290240

See you next week
>>
>empty stands
>dumb rules
>dead commentary
>anticlimactic finish
>>
>GET A DENT
>CAR TO THA GARAGE PUT IT ALT PUT IT ALT
>>
>>74290242

He could've gone low 2 seconds earlier but that was complete "I win or no win" mentality so I bet he would've run Brad up the track with the same result
>>
>>74290278
>Anticlimactic
>>
>>74290265
Based Brad dumps Hamlin and his bullshit block, teammate wins.
>>
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At least it wasn't a gibbs train in the end
>>
>>74290278
See you next week
>>
reminder that restrictor plates are dumb
>>
literally who gives a shit about joey logano that isnt roger penske or his dad
>>
>monster """""""""""""""""""""""girls"""""""""""""""""""""
>>
>>74290321
At least 5 small children
>>
>>74290321
Mark Martin

>Best thing since sliced bread
>>
>crash damage policy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjId3jHZ3w
>>
>>74290320
is this allowed in nascar?
>>
>try to block someone at your door
>turn left and smash the shit out of the #3 for no reason
Go back to sucking your dad's cock Denny you autistic cripple piece of shit
>>
Joey Logano is your 2017 champion
>>
that monster girl is qt
>>
>>74290341
for fucks sake
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjId3jHZ3wI
>>
>Kyle Busch Being a Bitch
>>
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>kyle mad at someone racing him
>>
should have just slept in desu
>>
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Based BOWMAN
>>
Nah Kyle, you weren't going to catch him either way.
>>
Logano was so far in front it wouldn't have mattered if they got together
>>
>you raced me too hard to the line I broke my legs I have 1 cup championship RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Why does anyone unironically like Kryle?
>>
What time are quals?
>>
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>>74290361
Fuck you Monster
>>
>Danica finished 4th
WEW
>>
>>74290421
>>74290385
>>
>>74290359
Too soft to win a chip
>>
>>74290361
>ywn b a qt monster girl (male)
>>
>>74290420
starting in 2 burgers
>>
>>74290428
I'm shocked because she was making some incredibly stupid moves that were moving her to the back of the pack.
>>
Whats the first word you think of when you see this man?
>>
>>74290433

they have to preserve the white race, even if it means only fucking their sisters
>>
>>74290465
Retard
>>
>>74290465
Disgrace
>>
>>74290454

Sometimes it pays to be in the right place at the right time.

I'm just happy for everyone who works on her team. I know it's been a tough offseason for them with Nature's Bakery going full-Big Daddy's BBQ Sauce on them.
>>
>>74290454

don't read too much into it. the entire field slowed to avoid the 11 and she was able to easily sneak by. she got lucky.

it is amazing how bad she is in the pack. nobody can work with her.
>>
>>74290465
blueberry
>>
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>>74290465
>>
>>74290465
Just
>>
>>74290385
yeah
>>
>>74290421
surely beats those boring sprint girls with anti-rape firesuits
>>
>>74290490

nobody wants to work with her. It'll probably get you nowhere and if anything goes wrong then she'll just give a scathing interview after the race.
>>
Kek how much taller is Yocum than Danican't?
>Womanlets
>>
/pol/ pls go
>>
>>74290465
Loser
>>
>>74290470
my sister is cute though how could I not?
>>
REAL TALK

what is the best tasting energy drink and why?
>>
>>74290517
They didn't give us anyone. If anything, they were more cucked
>>
Matt Yocum askin stupid questions, gettin stupid answers
>>
>>74290542
I dislike /pol/ as much as anyone else but I don't know what you expect in a NASCAR thread
>>
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reporter still brings up "learning" with Danicles.
>>
>>74290553
ice water
>>
Energy Drink power rankings

1. Venom
2. Nos
3. Monster
4. Kickstart
5. Speed Energy

POWER GAP

24. Red Bull
>>
>>74290465
Downs
>>
>>74290564leak
They gave us that one Sprint girl who had nudes from when she was in college though.
>>
>>74290553

I don't drink energy drinks but Speed Energy was pretty good when I tried it.
>>
>>74290581

>not knowing that tap water has just as much chemicals in it as an energy drink
>>
>>74290554

They also have white ones if you care so much.
>>
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>>74290542
>Nascar endorsed Trump
>expecting /pol/ not getting in here
>>
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>>74290613
>not drinking filtered water
>>
>>74290613
big difference between a little calcium and magnesium in water and synthetic chemicals that fuck up your heart
>>
>>74290631
please go outside
>>
>>74290605
>Nudes in college
Who cares? I want my grid girls to look like whores and stand next to spec touring series race cars as rednecks douse themselves in plastic shreds and alcohol. The Muslim tier fire suits were disgusting.
>>
>>74290668

flouride mother fucker
>>
>>74290553
Sweet tea made with light brown sugar.
>>
>>74290678
lmao do you also think the earth is flat or that chemtrails are real?
>>
>>74290668
>fluoride
>estrogen from birth control
>>
Who's your pick for the Daytona 500 pole?

Was talking with someone in Daytona and he said he's fairly confident that a Roush car is going to sit on the front row.
>>
>>74290582
Red Bull is the best

https://youtu.be/R3tV9JIJ6G4
>>
>>74290553
imouto jiru
>>
>>74290670
Please go back to redit
>>
>>74290691
I saw 3 later on from an overhead view, but I get your point.
>>
>>74290686

the earth isn't flat, that was a faux conspiracy made up by the NWO to discredit the truth movement, anyone who is part of the flat earth society is paid shills to make us look stupid

and chemtrails are real, There's buttons in some small propeller plains literally labeled "smoke" and toggle "on" "off"
>>
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>>74290697
probably the 24 or the 88
>>
>>74290691
>memes
>memes
>memes
No one actually cares. If anything some feminists will be asshurt.
>>
>>74290582
They all taste like diluted mouth wash mixed with liquid ass
>>
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>>74290605
which one?
>>
>>74290697
Bayne?
>>
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>>74290717
14 or 88 , can't go wrong with either one.
>>
>>74290697
Conspiracy picks:
Junior (muh return), Suarez (muh mehico), Krut (muh sponsor)
>>
>>74290697
Newman or McMurray
>>
Fords look the fastest. 22 or 2 on the pole. Maybe bowyer.
>>
>>74290737
Paige Duke
>>
>>74290758
this
>>
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>>74290753
>>
Cassill on pole please remember this
>>
>>74290582

>Anything but Red Bull

15 year old detected
>>
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>>74290753
>>
DUDE PENSKE WINS LMAO
>>
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>>74290827
Nice
>>
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>>74288966
HOLLY SHIT MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>
>>74290697

Danica Patrick because NASCAR is rigged and they need a good story to start the year off and try to up the sagging TV ratings/Sponsor interest.
>>
>>74292961
Get bent dumb conspiracy child
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