/bundes/liga

goooooooooooooooooood morning

>>74285401
>no Tabbine match today

feels bad man....

>>74285449
sptw

Pishchek is the best BVB player right now. Kuba back when?

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>>74285449

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

got a game soon

ugh

>>74285933
what kind of game?

>>74285959
footyl you dummy

footy

>>74285964
what's footyl?

>>74285973
see
>>74285971
dummy

stop being rude

I will stop

posting for now

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:/

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Hahaha, I think it's time for the birth of the new >Buyern meme.

Hertha? Seriously? Fucking kek, Buyern is finished and the customers haven't realized it yet!

Whatever, (>inb4 0:3 btw) for Buyern it's just the first chapter of their descent. Next year we'll have Ginter and probably Niklas Stark. One or two forwards and you Buyern-KEKS can get ready to spread your cheeks for the next 10 years.

gladbach 0-3 /leipzig/
köln 2-1 >schalke

>90+7

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(;O;)

>>74286086
>>74286096

This what Denmark looks like?

Two hours to go until Klassikeren starts.
I might watch.

>>74286151
maybe

...aaaaaaand here comes Denmark to destroyer another thread.

A shame that there won't be an away fans section.
FCK's fans don't really know how to create an atmosphere like Brondby's do.

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>>74286088
Take the bait

Keep telling yourself that, Kevin.
>Brause-moneyz
Even if you buy all the players you want to, there is no way glorious Buyern will let you finish 1st :^]

You're just another competitor like Dortmund was years ago, so we don't get bored

>>74286202
Not him but know I take the bait since you push that "lol, Dorkmund is just another team like Freiburg" bullshit.

If you think that Buyern is glorous, you're wrong. People go there for the money.

If you think Brausebois didn't earn the money they spend, neither did you, you faggot.

Never forgetti how the Buyern babbies andnTomaten-Uli cried like little kids who shitted themself

>WHAAAWHAAWHAAA Chelsea did not deserve to win. They are a Kommerzclub. How can somebody compete with a team that just buys the league!

Gives me keks everytime I think of it.

>>74286086
>>74286096
is that Nora Tschirner?

>>74286394
yes, duh

>>74286406
uhm sorry. Didn't knew that she's into football.

Lena Mayer Landrut is just a poor mans Nora Tschirner. FACT

thinking about moving to another city desu

>>74286426
i've been saying this for years

Is this /cric/?

>>74286426

She was before getting """ healthy""". Now she's maybe a poor ethiopian kid's Nora Tschirna.

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prepare your anus >schlake

Pleasantly surprised to learn how comfy /bundes/ can be.

>>74286432
what's the reason?

>>74286453
only when Dortmund and Bayern aren't playing

>>74286443
i am /cric/

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>>74286446
idk, still looks good to me. She's getting old though.

>>74285554
they never should've sold him in the first place..

Imagine how shitty Ron Robert Zieler must feel now. I bet he's regretting his move.

>>74286439
good

>>74286269
>People go there for th money
No, they go there because they want to win titles. If you only care about money you go to China by the first chance
>implying there ANY club in the Bundesliga or other european league isn't about Kommerz
If you want to see the kind of football where it isn't about shekels you have to go at least to the 4. or 5. liga

>they earned the money they spent
Well of course they did, faggot! That's how money is "made"! But they earned it by selling Brause and shit, Buyern earned there moniez through the winning of titels over decades

>>74286088
>next year is ours, la

>>74286164
>Kopenhagen
>losing at home
unlikely

>>74286558
>No, they go there because they want to win titles

>you now remember Champions League Sieger Arnautovic

And Ulreich also went there for the titles amirite :^)

>If you want to see the kind of football where it isn't about shekels

>disproving that Buyern is kommerz by stating everyone else is

>That's how money is "made"!
Money is "made" by workforce only! it's economy 101 and also common sense. Good (((management))) and (((right decisions))) don't create any value but only scam money off of other people. It's not any better than theft.

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>>74286675
what the fuck are you talking about?
>money is "made" by workforce only
>(((management))) and (((decision making))) is not working
Buyern "earned" their money doing the sports
RB "earned" their money selling Brause and now USE THAT MONEY on their sports

>...don't create any value but only scam money off of other people. It's not any better than theft.
You're on the wrong board for that discussion fgt

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>>74286760

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>>74286088
GLADbach 2 - Leipzig 1
Colon 0 - Schalke 2

Will b a good day <3

>>74286739
>Buyern has money because they are winning
>not Buyern are winning because they have money

there are unironically people over the age of 12 on this earth who actually believe this.

>>74286760
where's Delaney? ;^)

>>74286777
3deep5me

>>74286782
He plays for Werder Bremen

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>>74286777
Nice trips

>He

>>74286777
do you even the Bundeslige before 2000?
also nice trips

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>>74286821
Bremen will be relegated

>>74286809
>do you even the Bundeslige before 2000
mate I even Del'Haye

DÜNAMO

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>yfw there are newfags here who didn't watch every game of the monchengladbach seasons of 77, 78, & 79 live at the stadium

>>74286852
>live at the stadium

srry, mate, I had no Ausreisegenehmigung.

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>>74286852
The Allan Simonsen era

>>74286490
Tuchel was mad at him cause his last name was too hard. It's true story.

>>74286850
höööööhöööhööö

>>74286884
rly meks u think

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>you know remember golden era

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>there'll be 5 minutes added time
>be referee
>it is now minute 95
>remember I get slice of the profit Bayern makes
> Bayern is attacking.
> 'meh. I'll let them play for a few extra minutes'
>90 + 7' (seven)
> (inner monologue: "scheisse!!! Score already Bayern)
> Bayern scores
>yaaaaaaaaaaaas king slay
*blows final whistle*
Nothin personal Berlin

>>74286880
Denmark confirmed milf!

>>74286920
>lelwanfraudski

no! Barrios was the shit!

>>74286921
you forgot the part where Dardai did two substitutions

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>>74286930
Just admit that Lewa is that crush you loved for years but now she became lesbian tho you still love her

>>74286948
Tßh, if the situation were reversed, and hertha were going for the equalizer, the final whistle would have blown at precisely 95:00

i will become so fucking sexy for summer holy shit

Monster trucks are so autistic holy fuck

>>74286982
slut

>>74286962
holy fucking QT

>>74286962
No, I am a reasonable person. If my girlfriend leaves me for a dyko, I don't love her anymore. I just want to fuck her dyke girlfirend in the same bed while she is forced to watch seeing the pity in her lovers eyes and a broad smile on my face.

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Sunday bundesliga games are the most comfy

>>74286982
Schenk mir ein foto von dir))))))

>>74286982
how

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Apologise, >Schalke fans

>>74286967
*the final whistle would have blown at precisely 89:59
ftfy

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>>74287006
by continuing to do what i do: lift heavy weights, diet like a god and do cardiovascular training

>>74287005
here you go honey

>>74287061
are you poor?

>>74287001
She was never yours. If you are a reasonable person you wish her the best and stay friends while having another (petite black) qt3.14

>>74287068
I am. Does this increase my value on the sexual market?

>>74287061
Breddy ripped
Anime is gay tho

>>74287082
interested in this too.

asking for a friend

>>74287082
not really. i wouldn't pay more than €20 to get a bj off you

>>74287083
you are gay

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>>74287083
no u

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>>74287069
Jesus, are you the black girlfriend pole from /pol/?

You sound exactly like him.

>>74287083
>Anime is gay tho
You are on an anime website right now. Are you retarded?

>>74287068
what gave it away, the bolts above his head?

>browsing /pol/
lamo

>>74287061
what anime is this?

>>74287117
>not browsing pol and laughing at retarded white supremacists who idolize hitler yet support jewish people
It's like a train wreck. Awful but I can't not look.
>>74287106
>>74287102
>>74287092
Why so rude?

>>74287106
>implying people who visit a gay internet website and claim that everything on said website is gay are retarded

>>74287105
N-no. I just love all poles in foreign clubs.

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>>74287061
Who took photo???????????????????????????????

i've a pole in my pants ;)

;D

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>>74287156
B-but I'm here.
/ekstraklasa/ will be made only for tommorrow evening. Sorry guys I've been trying to be normie for 3 days.

EISERN UNION
EISERN UNION

>>74287061
are you manlet?

nice chest gap btw

>>74287061
Mirin
What are your stats?

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>>74287298
do you have a track you are listening to A LOT as of late?

>>74287298
Bench 2x3 102
Squat 1x5 136
Deadlift 2x3 174
OHP 3x5 70

>>74287297
>2017
>still falliing for the chest gapped jew

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gladbach - leipzig 2:2
köln - schalke 6:1

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you now remember the greatest era of bundesliga

>>74287365
those were the times

>>74287354
OHP is nice, rest is weak af
not mirin anymore desu

>>74287362
wont be watching any of that

>>74287384
mkay

>>74287365
>not when Das Magische Dreieck was playing for Stuttgart

try harder Kalle.

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>>74287432
Based stuttgart

>>74286967
>>74287050

These guys get it.

Gladbach: Sommer - Jantschke, Christensen, Vestergaard, Wendt - Hazard, Kramer, Dahoud, Johnson - Hahn, Stindl

Leipzig: Gulacsi - Schmitz, Ilsanker, Compper, Halstenburg - Burke, Demme, Keita, Forsberg - Sabitzer, Werner

0-0 after 74 minutes.
Kalmar coming on now

here we go

okay. bye

goodbye

Game over, 0-0.

>danish football
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>74287501
>Burke as a starter
interdasting

mon burkey boy

>>74287916
nice image

>Leipzig fans outsinging Mongbagdach fans
goat

>Wendt drags Werner down
>"spielt den Ball, nach meinem Geschmack"
lul

>gladbach getting refballed already

really makes you think

Burke is lovely to watch

>>74288018
Which match are you seeing? Pretty much not involved so far.

>>74288033
In general, nerd.

>>74288050
Barely played this season.

>>74288059
He's played enough for me to form my opinion. Also I watched him a few times at Forrest

>>74288076
Sure, Le'Quandra.

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He made his minutes. Burke has been a good "super sub" so far and will probably get more playing time in the future. Hasenhüttl said that Burke biggest problem right now is that he can't really play a pressing game.

>>74288084
R-rude

"Borussia MG" looks so silly as a shortened name. Nobody would call the shareholders "Borussia D".

>>74288106
I thank the gods he put in the Burkster instead of Selke today.
And I pray Selke gets sold soon.

E M I L
G O A T S B E R G

FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG FORSBERG

hmmmmm

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Post your face when >Schalke >schalkening again!

IT'S COMING HOME, BUYERN ON SUICIDE WATCH

>4sperg

>Hans Meier
when will he coach Gladbach again

>>74287953
>>74288144
>>74288151
Stop baiting please.

not watching this shit

>yellow card for that
???

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schatzi schenk mir ein foto

Is Emil Bastionsmountain the best young player in the Bundes?

A FUCKING ENERGY DRINK

PENULTY

GOATLASCI

>Bundesliga players in charge of penalties

lmao

>azar

>'azar

I wonder if Eden watches his little brother choke in Bundesliga.

>>74288257
honestly wondering whats up with that
been happening quite often recently

ok i'm back

we won

>>74288310
>we

>>74288018
just like you

>>74288289
>earn millions
>can't even kick a penalty in the top corner

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>>74288177
S-stop Angie.
They will win !

>>74288314
yes, we. without meme arrows

>>74288321
exactly what I'm thinking. like every team has to have at least 1 or 2 players that are capable of this

>>74288331
>this meme formation

lel

>Wir verurteilen jeden geworfenen Stein...
>...der euch Kunden nicht getroffen hat.
Ha, classy. #Traditionsverein #FuckRBL #döpdöpdöp

>>74288331
>Schöpf
>Howedes
whats going on here?

>>74288388
They've been playing this meme system for quite some time now and it's not even that bad. Sure, they can't do any buildup play, but at least they don't concede that often.

>>74288429
He means the umlaut.

yes, the umlaut

>>74288429
just hoof it to Burgstaller and go for the second ball

don't ignore Burke all the time, Emil
reeee

>gladbach's crossing
why

BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART BEINHART

RHYTHMIC SLAPPING NOISES

>>74288461
Kill yourself, customer.

Gladbach, you're fucking shit.

>>74288513
just because your shares are dropping in value you don't have to get angry at me

>>74288524
>muh shares meme

Kill yourself, customer.

ironically, that was an illegal throw-in by Gladbach before the 0-2

>>74288536
Serves them right, Illegal throwers are criminals.

>>74288530
it's not a meme

THROWING IN IS NOT A CRIME

>Fuss still blatantly rooting for Gladbeck
wew lad

>>74288530
BTFO

kek

>>74288574
this

gladbach are really kind of pathetic here, it's sad to watch

>>74288310
proof?

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>>74288524
He's right though. You should really kill youurself, customer.

Hey waddup? I already told you that /leipzig/ wins 3:0. I hope you have placed your bets before.

>Stindl
kek

>>74288608
shades of zaza there

>m'gladbach finishing

what happened to Gladbach?

they seemed so promising before this season

nooo don't sub the Burkeman :(

>>74288594
you will have to take my word for it

>>74288623
They are currently the most fedoratipping team in the Bundesliga, mate.

>>74288647
okay

>>74288674
They ARE called M'Gladbach after all.

Sabitzer not offside.

*consumes you*

>>74288696
sorry anon, I'm not into that.. can we go back to talking about piss or something?

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>>74288576

>Khedira for Keita
EXCUSE ME?

schenk mir ein foto von dir xDDD

>>74288718
hello friend

>>74288737
*excuses you*

>>74288775
ta

>>74288599
did you ask the girl out on valentine's day?

>Leipzig in charge of defending corners

i tipped 1:2 so gladbach should score tbqhwy

DÖP DÖP DÖP

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>>74288792
ta?

>>74288806
nevermind

>>74288794
yeah and it was shit. Shouldn't have done it. I still cringe when thinking of it.

>>74288860
tell us more, share you experience senpai

was the date shit or the asking out thing?

>TuT
this is gonna be great

>>74288860
elaborate

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>>74288860
erzähl etzala

>Werner
AHAHAHA

i reckon that i now have 10 points in my Tippspiel this Spieltag

>Gladcuck fans
ahahaha

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I hope the customers come to Leipzig with a 2 point lead.

>>74288981
I'm a diehard customer and would love seeing Leipzig overtake us desu.

Winning the Bundes really isn't that excitung anymore, but btfoing shareholders (and other meme fanbases) still is quite fun.

SCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPFSCHÖPF

SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF SCHöPF

>Köleln

>MOUYES

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>>74288867
>>74288887

Fine, just a quick sum up because I really think this could've been the biggest goofin in history.

>pick absolute worst time
>think "whatever, fag, just do it!"
>go straight to her desk
>turns out she's even older than I thought
>shoud have fagged out atm
>fucking stutter some shit about an appication I need to submit to get into convo
>still think: "No retreat, no surrender!"
>go all in and ask her if she has any plans for that day
>...
>she's married, has kids (if I got it right that the pictures on her desk were her kids, maybe 8 and 10 or something like that
>...
>people fucking saw and heard
>...

then it became really bad.

Headache, numbness for the rest of the day.

Like I said, I cringe even now when thinking back.

>>74289011
>a close title race isn't exciting
huh?!

>>74289084
Holy shit, assuming this isn't bait, anon, /r9k/ would be proud of you.

>>74289086
the Champions League is exciting, Bundes isn't

>>74289084
thanks for telling us the story

Reminder that Schöpf is elite.

>>74289117
>a knockout tournament is more exciting than the league
no shit

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>>74288703
>have day off
>travel around the world instead of staying inside with your bebe all day and enjoy not being around people for once
im so glad to have these two days for myself on the weekend

>>74288703
Bane?

>>74288703
>>74289161
is that the alps and rome?

HUIHUIHUI

https://youtu.be/nD8g9M2nLyw

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Lads why is schopf so elite?

>>74289084
Lmao based anon

>>74289231
>>74289132
she's a former Bayern youth player

>>74289182
nah

test

cricket

>>74289106
naah Im normally not that autistic. I just wasn't prepared for her being this much older and I really shouldn't have put her into the position by asking her with other people around.

>people fucking saw
This is the worst part of it. If I am one on one, I don't care if she laughs or just turns me down. Well fuckit! Nothing was lost.
But all this in front of an audience was just to much to handle.

I just hope that this doesn't spread. This is my biggest fear right now. I don't want to be the twenty something guy who asked a 40 year old with kids out until graduation.

>>74289352
why didn't you stalk her before and gathered some information?

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>>74289084
>>74289352

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goodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5by-QsvA868

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Offside
REFBALL

fuck that was foreseeable

>Schalke

ANTON BESCHEIDEN

MIT EINEM ARM, MIT EINEM ARM

>Schalke

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74289622
nah

Based benni

EI EI EI, EI EI EI

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been impressed with caliguri since he's signed with Schalke

>tfw no wellenreuther bf

anyone know that halftime song that sky is always playing?

>>74289727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfMLKIjGTY

>>74289727
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZWE4thApfE

>>74289850
>this is England's biggest success in the last decades
wew

>>74289649
it was offside, but minor

>m

> "Wir verurteilen jeden geworfenen Stein... der Euch Kunden nicht getroffen hat."

Based Gladbach fans

based!!!

>>74290091
>Gewalt gegenüber friedlichen Menschen ist in Ordnung

t. Untermensch

>>74290210
hi, untermensch

>>74290210
>Red Bull customers
>friedlich
Pick one.

they are called "consumers"

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

>>74289886

Ich will meine mauer wieder haben!

>Leipzig hate

dank memes

>max meyer
More like min meyer amirite?

>"Das ist das Kölner Spiel"
>ref calls offside
lel

>Burgstaller

>Purposeful spoiling/not using spoiler tags where appropriate.

really? pathetic

Fuck

TOR! NEIN!!!!

Hunter when?

>>74290463
Why in the heck did weinerzel put on cheapo when klaas was on the bench?

He would have just buried that REEEE

>Schokopudding
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK SCHOKOPUDDING

Goretzka and Bentaleb are so good

cologne, more like arab rape town haha

>>74290498
You are right

>>74290530
haha good banter mate

>>74290530
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Reminder that colons goal should not have counted

>>74290530
Carnival rapes incoming xDDDD

>>74290530
will turks ever recover

>Thilo Kehrer
>is a nigger
sigh

>both sides timewasting at 1-1
is this /seriea/?

>>74290696
yes

win would've been deserved for schalke

>>74290696
serie A of shit

>>74289084
don't be too hard on yoursself

at least you did it. absolute madman

>>74290875
This!!!!
Me? I would have pussied out

>be on the way somewhere in bus
>see girl
>wow she looks perfect
>if i dont ask her now, she will be gone. i will never see her again
>wait for her to exit
>it's not my exit but whatever guess i will have to walk or wait for the next bus
>"h-hey, i know it's kind of unusual but i would really like to get to know you"
>"uuhh.....gee thx but i'm on the way to my bf right now"
>"oh. ok. sorry then. bye"
that was a couple years ago, totally worth the try

>>74291255
just let it go anon

>>74291338
?

i thought it was story time so i contributed

>>74291255
>if i dont ask her now
why do you feel the need to ask strangers things? what did you want to ask her?

are you retarded anon? do you need help?

>>74291255
>h-hey, i know it's kind of unusual but
stopped reading there, and so did she

>triggered virgins ITT
lamo

>At friend's house with new acquainted housemates
>We'd both just come back from the pub so a bit drunk
>They're watching some shite documentary
>Some young guy refuses to shake someone's hand
>"Autistic as fuck"
>"What?"
>"That guy just seems autistic as fuck"
>*Turns to friend* "Oh my god, he said it again."
>Awkward silence for 10 minutes until we go back out
>Friend tells me one of the girls (who kept quiet all the way through it, just staring at the TV) has a younger brother who is severely autistic to the point he's basically a vegetable
>tfw I laughed for a solid 15 seconds because I was drunk
>tfw I've never been back around there since and they all deleted me on failbook

>>74291380
>...she
Stopped reading there

>>74291255
>totally worth the try
No, it caused you years of embarrassment. Speaking to her took all your courage and you never quite got it together again. You lie awake at night, wishing you hadn't acted the way you did, telling yourself it was the right thing to do and you would only regret it otherwise.
But guess what, on the next day there was a girl on that bus who went out at your stop, who you didn't dare talk to, due to the way you were shot down before.

It still haunts you, it will always do so. The fact that this was the first time you ever talked to someone about the incident, and it happened to be to a small group of autistic people on a taiwanese slow jerk forum for anime fetishists who you will never meet in real life, only makes the pain worse.

>>74291431
hi

>>74291415
>friend's house
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF HERE NOW REEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING NORMIE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74291448
"no"

but thanks for the read

watching schlag den raab while shaving myself

which bodypart are you shaving

>>74291449
^^ hello
what's for dinner

>>74291473
face. thanks for responding

>>74291461
You lie to yourself just as you cry to yourself.

ur welcome

>>74291475
had salmon with broccoli, peas and an egg

>>74291501
meant to quote >>74291487

>>74291469
I miss the show
>>74291501
Why you refuse to give yous?
>>74291448
Retardation

i think it's more personal when you do it this way

>>74291546
dont you have an american schlag den raab or are you kyouko

you are kyouko arent you

>>74291506
Do you have this every Sunday?

>>74291498
why are you making me cry like this !!!!!!!!!!!

>>74291555
i think so too. checked