/f1/ - Formula One General

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1st for no toothpastes allowed ITT

2nd for Kvyat'

2nd for bully WDC

>>74285327

cucked

>>74285326
>>74285327

It's the 2015 F1 season all over again

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I waited all night for that thread to tick over so I could post that pic. Worth it.

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>>74285346

W E W
E
W

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>>74285346
>>74285368

And your commitment is appreciated as always.

>>74285340
Remember by your logic Kyvat > AMX.

>>74285406

Did you not watch Singapore?

if post endings in 6, BOSSBERG comes out of retirement for Renault and wins title #2

>>74285408
I did, and you were correct even from 2015. Official order of drivers based on results:
Kyvat>Ricciardo>Verstappen

>>74285420
The Kyvat Ricciardo AMX argument allways ends up going in fucking circles.

Poor Vergne.

>>74285548
JEV chose the wrong development program, even though he was as good as Ricciardo.

>>74285570
no he chose the right program, it's just that Ricky was better when it counted.

>>74285610

>on his knees in front of Marko

I feel like Toto and Susie must have the roughest fuckin sex life. Toto seems the type to be a pussy whipped motherfucker, and susie probably likes being called mummy.

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>>74285654

You must be new

>>74285610
>>74285637
>>74285570
I thought it was because Ricciardo was better at sims and quali

>>74285681
I don't visit /spee/ much, I only really come for the race threads.
I've been on other boards for far longer than healthy though.

>>74285702
/sp/ is shit la, /f1/ isn't.

>tfw living in the era after motorsport was ruined by safety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYPBwdhLoUw&t=114
>1:55 for race start

Will Charlie follow Bernie btw? Not sure if I could bare starts under safety car again.

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This year will be an Enstone year!

>>74285286

Nice post m8

>>74285798

Charlie is a FIA man, based Carey can't BTFO him, probably he will die during a race at the age of 103

>inb4 implying F1 will survive that long

>>74285688
>I thought it was because Ricciardo was better at sims and quali

How the fuck does being better at a shitty Maxxis/EA game make Ricshitto better than Handsome Vergne???

>>74285773
:/ I miss Peter Brock

>>74285773
Wellington was/is a crazier circuit than Monaco, Macau and Pau

>pit wall is knee high to a fuckin grasshopper
>tractor tyres for kerbs
>the fact that the apart from the pit straight, there are NO walls
>there's a fucking gate on the track
>a single lane over the bridge

>>74286190
I miss Mini's and Civic's running around Bathurst

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>>74286265

>meanwhile 2 weeks ago

>>74286184
Why do you have to be such a masochist man, he will win, then you are free.

>>74286285
I meant around the Falcons and Torana's, but that's fine too

>>74286265
>>74286285
>civic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z2rlWXyjBM

>>74286353

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81cEqZEDVQ&t=28

>>74286379

Oh neat, he uploaded onboards

vs Commodore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXPEJVHsi_k&t=210

vs Celica:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXPEJVHsi_k&t=504

>>74286427
you posted the same video ya drongo

>>74286477

Different time codes, you oblivious fuck.

>>74278617
no, Massa was just shit

>>74286427
>youtube video stabilization
>on any motorsport video, ever

at least he isn't shit at driving

Here's a good interview with Tavo Hellmund, about the now-dead prospect of him and his investors buying Manor (and a mention about other interested investors, including Ron Dennis).

http://www.mystatesman.com/sports/motor-sports/hellmund-latest-dream-owning-team-hurt-manor-collapse/aBeFCnafbIWx4j3bMtOyZJ/

For someone who is clever, Fitzpatrick really should have done more research about what he was getting into.

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felt like posting this

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>>74286729
FUCK! Not Darren!!

glad Brucie made it, though

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Sauber has a new color scheme since Banco do Brasil is no longer a sponsor. They showed up in Barcelona with this painted on their trucks, so the new car is probably some combination of white, navy blue, and gold.

Toro Rosso is likely going to be the color of the no sugar red bull cans, McLaren are black/orange, and Renault were rumoured in 2016 to switch to a light blue color scheme. Seems like blue is the new gray.

>>74286729
I kind of hate kangaroos for this exact reason. One ran out in front of me once and I slammed on the breaks really fucking hard, and you know what the fucking kangaroo did? It just fucking stood there and looked at me, had to blast the horn at it and start rolling forwards for it to piss off. Not to mention Kangaroos are violent and always try to pick fights with just about everything.

>>74287079
Apparently the new renault has green on it.

>>74287086
Yeah roos are dumb as fuck. We do a yearly fishing trip up the Cape and my younger brother's car seems to be a fucking magnet for them - I think his kill count is about 11 in five trips for him

>>74287115
Almost as dumb as possums

>>74287115
have you ever fought a "roo"?

>>74287145
No, thank fuck. They're bloody vicious.

I've put down an injured one at the roadside, but that doesn't really count.

>>74287094
We benetton now

>>74287145
No, probably wouldn't want as they have sharp claws on their feet and one of there main ways of fighting is gouging their opponents groin with their claws.

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who /teamfloersch/?

>>74278366

who is this semen demon?

>>74287201
More like /teamsploosh/ amirite?

>>74287201
doesn't she sound like a gravel machine though

>>74287094
That sounds based, altough I would prefer them to stay yellow.

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>>74287294
>not liking the german accent

Dude you're not worthy

>>74287409
Would like to get under her amour, if you know what I mean

>>74287409
>german likes his women sounding like men

Why am I not surprised

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>>74285295
Striped toothpaste was invented by a New Yorker named Leonard Lawrence Marraffino in 1955. The patent was subsequently sold to Unilever, who marketed the novelty under the 'Stripe' brand-name in the early 1960s. This was followed by the introduction of the 'Signal' brand in Europe in 1965. Although 'Stripe' was initially very successful, it never again achieved the 8% market share that it cornered during its second year.

Marraffino's design, which remains in use for single-color stripes, is simple. The main material, usually white, sits at the crimp end of the toothpaste tube and makes up most of its bulk. A thin pipe, through which that carrier material will flow, descends from the nozzle to it. The stripe-material (this was red in 'Stripe') fills the gap between the carrier material and the top of the tube. The two materials are not in separate compartments, however they are sufficiently viscous that they will not mix. When pressure is applied to the toothpaste tube, the main material squeezes down the thin pipe to the nozzle. Simultaneously, the pressure applied to the main material causes pressure to be forwarded to the stripe material, which thereby issues out through small holes (in the side of the pipe) onto the main carrier material as it is passing those holes.

In 1990 Colgate-Palmolive was granted a patent for two differently colored stripes. In this scheme, the inner pipe has a cone-shaped plastic guard around it, and about halfway up its length. Between the guard and the nozzle-end of the tube is a space for the material for one color, which issues out of holes in the pipe. On the other side of the guard is space for second stripe-material, which has its own set of holes.

Striped toothpaste should not be confused with layered toothpaste. Layered toothpaste requires a multi-chamber design, in which two or three layers extrude out of the nozzle. This scheme is more complicated than either the Marraffino design or the Colgate design.

>>74287441
>weak manlets like weak women because they can't handle the banter

Why am I not surprised

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Germans/Immigrant lads is this a cutie for you lot or no?

>>74287424
I'd like to stick my erect penis in her vagina multiple times and then ejaculate inside her, if you know what I mean :^)

(hint: really subtle)

46/60 posts are Australia/Kiwis

Well done britain.

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>>74287522
It took me a while, but I think I caught your drift.

I'd do something similar, but I'd promise her I'd pull out then I'd depart after I finished in her and leave her with a fake name and number

>dat captcha

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>>74287079
>Renault were rumoured in 2016 to switch to a light blue color scheme

Wtf no, I want the bananas

>Toro Rosso is likely going to be the color of the no sugar red bull cans

Read about that, someone imagined something like pic related but I don't think so

>>74287544
MALWARENADO FUCK UP BEFORE PULLING OUT CONFIRMED.

You're a daddy now :^)

>>74287560
At least if our bastard child makes it to F1 I'll get good tickets

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>>74287079
You are wrong, this is saubers new colors

>>74287570
Gotta leave it to you to always find something good about it.

>captcha find stop signs
>zero stop signs
>pic is a fucking forest
>click random tree
>accepted

Wut

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>>74287574

>>74287504
I have never met any women that could handle banter. Jokes, yes, banter, no.

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>>74287587
>Curry Tits puts her in car for FP sessions
>Unable to fit into cockpit if they ever add HALO
>Still better than Jorda though desu

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>>74287527
Little did Great Britain know that when they sent 11 ships departing from Portsmouth in 1788 were they laying the foundations of the worlds next great shitposting and low quality content generating empire, Australia and it's subsequent bastard offspring New Zuliea'and.

Thanks Bongland.

>>74287663
>race karts since young age
>end up becoming to T H I C C to fit in cars
Women BTFO

>>74287743
>be in school since young age
>end up becoming too THICK to spell
Australians BTFO

>>74287890
>be empire since young age
>end up too THICKE to maintain colonies
Britain BTFO

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>>74287544
Google knows literally everything you ever posted. How does that make you feel? Victoria will never look at me the same again if my history leaks.

>>74288074
Where is this Jos Verstappen pic from?

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>>74287890
>not knowing basic normie memes
>end up exposing yourself as a first time internet user
Daryl BTFO

>>74288115
thats not how that meme works though

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>>74288157
>He doesn't know how to properly adapt memes

Nigel BTFO.

yeah

>>74288203
>properly

I'll beat both of you in a meme off any day

Can Americans like F1?

>>74288230

>I'll beat off both of you any day

FTFY

>>74288264
No. Go back to your smelly ARCA thread.

>>74288277
>>74288293
Alright

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>>74288157
I'm applying it literally

2bh though I spelled 'too' as 'to', so you got that right. But I also had a stroke so idgaf about you're fucked up language

>>74288230
M8 I've been down with the best teeth in the game since 2011, you can't outmeme me.

>>74288264
Only if they're illegal aliens

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>>74288277
made yourself look a right twat there

>>74288303
T H I C C is official slang now, I was only referring to the 'to', memeateur.

>>74288264
I think you need a successful American there. Maybe Haas can change it.

>>74288074
Well then shit, Floersch would know my name. Reverting to plan B of fathering an F1 wunderkind

>>74288338
>damage control the post
Might wanna blur your house on google maps

>nightly autism in /f1/

>>74288464
>16:38
>nightly

>>74288487
>implying it's not dark in your winter shithole

How do drivers recover from back injuries like Wehrlein currently or Bottas in 2015?

>>74288487
>not operating on superior AWST +8
it's 2341, Fritz

>>74288496
Winter's over now.

>>74288511
Not for another 8 days, Klaus

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>>74288338
Made yourself look like a right twat there

>>74288464
>09:41
>Nightly

>>74288503
>Not operating on SUPERIOR CST -6. Sad!

>>74288497
very carefully

>>74288497
lots of loving attention from your olympian wife and tramp stamped team trainer.

dunno what princess pascal's gonna do with no gf and no Gemma to rub him down.

do people here actually like hamilton

>>74288855
no

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>>74288855
I like that respectable black man who was Rosbergs friend

>>74288855
>Hamilton said in an interview, “I go out, do my laps, do all my homework, [and] the other guy can see everything. I have asked my team. I don’t want to see my teammate’s. I don’t feel it’s fair that he brings his A-game and I should be able to study his A-game on a computer.”

>>74288928
I feel that sorta stuff should be driver onus, not team onus

>>74288855
I prefer him to Rosberg, only because I think Rosberg is dull, and the general dullness of celebrity figures really needs to stop.

But I don't really like him.

What is Ayrton Senna's best overtake?

What is Michael Schumacher's best overtake?

I honestly cannot recall a single memorable overtake from either of these drivers. I know I'm certainly wrong but I cannot think of any "legendary" overtake moments from these two drivers. Give me examples of these please.

>>74289379
Both often qualified in front and were rarely in positions where they needed to overtake others, same with Hamilton.

>>74289379
Senna (and perhaps Schumacher) probably did better overtakes in their earlier careers when they were driving worse cars. Both of them in their championship years were driving the best cars. Earlier they were driving slower cars and had to overtake.

>>74289425

Yeah, this is what I am thinking as well.

Of course Schumacher has that one overtake on Alesi which is honestly just sloppy and ragged looking IMO.

Hamilton on the other hand has several great overtakes though all throughout his career. Even Rosberg went out with style with that uncharacteristically awesome switch back overtake on Verstappen in Abu Dhabi.

Alonso's 130R overtake on Schumi has got to be one of the best if not the best overtake ever. "Sadly" his performance in that race was somewhat overshadowed by Kimi's amazing drive and last lap overtake on Fisichella

Of course the era was different in Senna's day, but did he ever really even race Prost wheel to wheel aside from the Suzuka incidents and Donington wet weather madness? Senna had so many more poles than wins, he was basically le quali dude, which Prost partially attributes to the fact that Senna set his car up for quali alone whereas Prost thought more about the race. Whether that's true or not I don't know. Even googling Ayrton Senna overtakes doesn't yield that much.

Was Senna, dare I say, a carbabby?

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>>74289595
>Was Senna, dare I say, a carbabby?


shocking

>>74289595
>>74289616
he was faster than his teammates almost every time he and his teammates were on track
he just got outscored a few times because his cars had more reliability problems
>inb4 people say he overdrove his car

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bappa da buppi ferrari willa be a toppa car thissa year I tella you

t. actual Italian

>>74289654

>implying Prost wasn't the better driver

People just like Senna because muh mysticism muh god and because he died. Prost was more boring but he was also more consistent and even outscored Senna in one of Senna's championship winning seasons

>>74289595

For Schumacher, that double pass in the wet on Kobayashi and Massa at Canada 2011.

Or that dive into turn 1 at Brazil vs Gimi in 2006, his original retirement GP.

As for Senna, no idea

>>74289654
>inb4 people say he overdrove his car

>has the same car as his team mates
>mysteriously has more reliability issues

The nut behind the wheel is more often than not at fault

>>74289654
Is it okay when Jo Ramirez says it instead of random anons on an online Taiwanese batik-painting forum?

tfw no Hülkamania overtake at Monaco due to wider cars

>>74290232

>Monaco
>overtakes

>2017
>overtakes

Any time for Sauber presentation tomorrow?

>tfw on last beer

>>74290447
Nothing listed on their website, gonna have to keep checking red.dit tomorrow

>>74290418
Is that you, Sherlock?

>>74290624
doesn't aldi have those schultenbrau 0,5l there for 30 cents?

>>74290770
>Aldibier
I would rather quit drinking

>>74290789
Can't be worse then shit beer from Burgerland.

>>74290789
Aldi here is gr8 m8

Best meat out of the supermarkets. Nothing compares to the Greek/Arab butchers but it destroys Woolworths/Coles. And their spirits aren't half bad. Never tried the beer tbf.

>>74290867
Not hard honestly. Between PBR, Bud and Coors, I reckon I can get more pissed on tap water.

>>74290949

XXXX?

>>74290867
I wouldn't say so. Most of the American makrobrews just have very little taste. If i can barely taste anything i cannot be offended.

The homebrands Aldi and Llidl sell however do have some taste and it's awful. Would rather drink miller lite.

>>74290949
It is great here as well just not for the beer, unless they happen to sell other brands.

>>74291005
XXXX isn't made in burgerland

>>74290949
Im assuming you mean Coors Light and not Coors Banquet , which is the orginal and shouldn't be ranked lower than medium quality.

Also never drink Busch beer. That shit is terrible. Had one at the Sebring 12 hour last year and choked it back up. I was already drunk too.

Hello friends, what's up? Car reveals start tomorrow, are you excited?

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>>74291283
Hell yea Finn bro. Though live reveals are gonna have me up late

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Is there a more stupid way to lose a WDC?

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>>74291578
yeah

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>>74291578
by a driver? maybe not
by a team? yes

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Quite HYPED right now, I'm gonna be at the Canadian GP, what seats should I get? Also, is AutismoPrime gonna be there?

>>74291618
Massa wasn't WDC material though.
In hindsight, it is "good" that this happened.

>>74291691
I'd get Bleacher 31. Garuntees fast cars to watch. I'd trade passing for good clean views of f1 cars doin what the doing best.

>>74291691
1. 1st/2nd corner
2. accross the pits
3. hairpin

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>>74291721
Yea, go there, where everyone else is.

Or bleacher 31 with less crowds, less people =less wait for pissing, bridge to leave is right next to it as well.

>>74291691

>Any stand except T1/2 and main ones is close enough to podium for some sweet ass celebration
>If not going there why even live?

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>>74291829
why would a leaf want to celebrate the victory of a toothpaste?

>>74291691
Sat in 34 in 2015 and it was pretty good desu.

Should note though, if you do not get tickets for the front straight/first turn, you absolutely will not be allowed onto that side of the island during the weekend.

That said, being down by the hairpin meant it was a quick walk to the paddock for the support races.

>Ayrton Senna dated a 15 years-old girl, Adriane Yamin, when he was 25

>>74292565

Smash it lad. Smash it hard.

>>74290949
>Best meat out of the supermarkets
This person doesn't shop at Farmer Jacks

>>74292565
so he was bisexual

>>74287204

https://www.instagram.com/liztess/

>>74287204
>>74292786

Actually, this link is maybe better:
http://imgur.com/a/vhiV3

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>>74292565

>>74292423
>>74292423
How did you find getting to and from the track? I'm thinking of being on the end of the hairpin. Was there much in the way of merch or food vendors in that part of the track?

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this week is going to be good

>>74292565
huh

>>74292786
>>74293157

>tfw no Jewess gf with huge titties

Kek guys. So there's this 'banana blowjob' challenge on some german guys snapchat.
>dutch girl sent in a clip of her blowing a toothpaste tube

Pottery

>>74293514
Sounds like something for the Renault F1 twitter guy.

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>>74285286

>>74293715
what did he mean by this?

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gentlemen

http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2017/02/19/it-looks-like-a-boat-hamilton-on-new-mercedes/

Is there something he won't complain about?

>>74294146
I'm hoping he becomes disillusioned with F1 and leaves to eventually die of a drug overdose.

>>74294185
I'd like to see him have a go at Indycar and NASCAR for shits and giggles. Maybe he could do the indy-charlotte double as a meme.

>>74294248
He'd never do it though.
The guy doesn't even do the RoC.

I don't understand why he continues to drive. He seems to get absolutely no enjoyment out of it.

pls help me out lads

i'm getting bullied for F1 on /tv/

>>>/tv/79600157

>>74294146

>“When I was driving Formula Three it was Tiptronic so it was forwards and backwards but you had to pull like an engine cut."

mfw Lewlew thinks a sequential manual gearbox is a "tiptronic"
>for tards: Tiptronic is a torque converter automatic, that lets you select gears in manual mode

The fact that he knows so little when it comes to basic car technical knowledge, really explains his engine mode drama in Baku.

>>74294319
>implying he's not right

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>>74293418
>>74291691

We took the subway to Jean-Drapeau and then walked across a bridge (Passerelle Du Cosmos) to Ile Notre Dame. There's pretty much no other way to get there unless you want to try and take a taxi in. Montreal subway is pretty nice though although we managed to avoid the worst of it.

On Friday and Sunday we parked in Longueuil and took and there was almost nobody on the subway at all, even right after the race.

On Saturday we rode in from our hotel in Montmorency and the trip from Jean-Drapeau to Berri-Uqam was pretty packed, even though we stayed for the support races and F1 qualifying had ended hours ago. From what I saw on Sunday, the subway into Berri-Uqam will be absolutely jammed after the race.

There were a ton of food vendors on both the inside and outside of the hairpin, right behind the grandstands, with a few other stands scattered throughout the track.

Team merch was all in one section at the center of the rectangular island on the track map. Not far to walk at all, but when we went between sessions on Saturday the place was packed. There were only one or two other merchandise stands in the entire track from what I remember.

Even though the hairpin is part of the plebian masses, as denoted by the security wall that Bernie assembled at Turn 6 and the casino, I don't think it's really missing any of the amenities of the other side of the course. Unless you absolutely need to see the pitlane, T1, or sit in the F1 paddock club, then the hairpin is perfectly fine, especially since it's a lot shorter walk to the subway which means you can get out of there quicker after the race.

Even though the 2015 F1 race was pretty procedural, the hairpin was absolutely fantastic for the support races. That year they had Ferrari Challenge, Formula Fords, and the Nissan Micra Cup and all of them had tons of passing and action in the hairpin. IIRC one of the Micras got clipped, did a full barrel roll and landed back on its wheels.

>>74293952

>Teams have cringeworthy lunch break bants on Twitter

That's pretty much middle square free space right there.


>also, good job

>>74294333
>Nico was offered placement in Aeronautical Engineering at Imperial College London
>Scored the best mark of any driver on the Williams team's Engineering Aptitude Test

And he was meant to be the stupid one who relied on engineers.
Nico is love. Nico is life.

>>74294504
>TFW too smart to adjust the car by feel

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>bfw he hears lewlew is already scared

>>74294319
getting bullied serves you right stupid anime/vettelposter

>>74293709
the one who got fired because his Russian bosses got insecure?

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>>74294633
Do you think they will time a pregnancy for maximum psychological advantage?

>>74288855
Pre-2010 Hamilton? Yes.
Post-2010 Hamilton? Hell no.
Watching your then-favourite driver seemingly become immature and turn into a 26 year old teenager put me off him.

>>74294675
Seeing Bottas with Emilia will destroy Lewis. He was trying to fuck Hintsa's daughter, he obviously has a thing for blondes.

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>>74292565
STEWARDS STEWARDS STEWARDS STEWARDS STEWARDS

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>>74294693
>"Hello Lewis, we spent our winter at our lakeside home going skating, ice swimming and horse riding together. Afterwards we would retreat to the sauna and have passionate hot steamy sex. Then we cook dinner together and eat in each others lovely company as a couple. In the evening we might cuddle together and watch a film before going to bed to have more sex and drift off to sleep in each others arms. How was your holiday?"

>"I....I...umm...."

>>74293514

>not posting it

>>74294675

Bottas already has the absolute psychological advantage and knowledge of Lewisha's mind. Hamilton is just a mere toy in Bottas and Emilia's hands, they can control him with a simple interview or radio message

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Schumacher BTFO by Newey
>yes, that Newey

Looks like we're headed down the strangest timeline.

>>74293715
>>74293739
>tfw made that so long ago that I forgot what I meant

Something about how damaged ERS are dangerous

>>74294870
How is you not part of the RB drivers' program? Does Newey know from working there that it kills careers?

Fuck's sake, leddit is a bunch of soft cunts.

If you advocate reducing runoffs and reintroducing gravel and grass, apparently you're someone "who romanticizes death and destruction,and think death is sexy"

Fucking brilliant logic.

>>74294940
You have to go back.

>>74294935
>you
*he

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>>74294870
Newey will get to drive a Newey car though. What kind of car would Michael Schumacher design in his current state?

>>74294948

>implying I'm not him

>>74294940
Link us the post m8 so we can upboat you

>>74294947
>back

I've been here for years, m8. Some of the commonly used memes here are my OC.

I go there for the news, and for once, made the mistake of delving into the comments.

>>74294804
>"I...I went to the Bahamas and took some nice pics to instagram. D..Did you know I gained over 500k followers since November?"
>"That's nice, bud." *kisses Emilia*

>>74294965
Not looking for upboats lad, just want to know whether I'm the retard and if this is a common sentiment, or whether reddit is full of kids who can't understand the concept of balancing risks

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wtf why is time so slow?

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Requesting gio the nazi

>>74294978
uhh it's a complex issue regarding run off with the tracks having their own motives outside of just serving F1.
Also every corner is different and one solution does not fit all. In fact I'd go as far as to say that relying on only one method for all the track is more dangerous.

>>74295034
did he died?

There is that vid on spankbang with anny aurora that has based gpkino in it
>>74295041
Nah just want to have em

Dae think that Wehrlein looks just like Elliot Roger?

>>74295191
>German
great, yet another thing to be proud of

>>74295206

m8, you should be proud. Lucycat is a national treasure.

>>74295200
similar haircut and similar identity problems maybe but otherwise no

>>74295236
If Gio gets his seat I think he'll take it put on the grid girls.

>>74295808
>>74295829
>>74295847
You see, when I told you that I like you, wagsguy, this is what I meant! <3

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>>74295876
I aim to please.

>>74295808
>>74295829
>>74295847
This is almost as good as the Katie Ledecky olympic village orgy pasta, good job.

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>>74295921
I think I remember reading that one.

I've got the one with Laura Trott x Mark "If he is a gook, I'll give him a spook" Cavendish.

>>74295847
>A wicked smile breaks out as she gives Lewis a deep penetrating kiss, letting him have a taste.

My sides

>>74296018
>My sides
more like my dick!

>>74295847
>tfw I actually meant Jerez not Valencia
>tfw It doesn't matter as they are only going to Catalunya this year

Does Ricardo Tormo have a testing grade?

>>74296067
They tested there back in pre-season 2010, so I'd assume so

>>74294831
>implying I'd risk getting banned for kankerposting
It was too dark anyway. All you could see is toothpaste tube and a mouth

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>>74293514
>So there's this 'banana blowjob' challenge on some german guys snapchat.

>>74296234
fuck off Germany I just posted grade A smut.
Step up, be a man and post it.

Or do I have to get Emilia?

>>74295847
>>74295829
>>74295808
>these are the kind of people I shitpost with

wew

>>74296451
I feel a sense of pride honestly.

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>>74295847

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>>74296358
>wanting to fap to toothpaste on toothpaste tube action
There you go lad.
Also, his snap is ichliebemelonen

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>>74296451
>>74296630
It's okay.
I won't bite.

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>The state of plebbit's WAG knowledge

They deleted the story haven't they?

Am I banned again?

>>74296945
shop a condom in there, lads

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>>74298409
>tfw you see a hoe fucking celebrities on her bucket list

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>>74298469

>>74298469
post it in the other place?

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>>74299033
They usually leave images up.

>>74285327
>implying redbull won't get behind the "le youngest f1 driver" meme and force bully into garbage tier

>>74299405
That's $troll though. Unless it is referring to le 17 years old maymay which is no longer possible

>>74299489
Still plenty of time between 17 and 23 my dude (youngest WDC)

When do Sauber reveal?

>>74300187
I'm hype but I have no idea when it is.

>>74300187
Probably early morning our time, but no official time has been given

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>>74296358
>>74296234
I was gonna post this as text but I realised I don't want to be banned over launch week.

I know it is quick but I want you to know I love you lots Germany.
Whether you post anime characters or play forklift simulator to distract from your job.
I wish you could be mine.
XXXX

Night night.

>>74300187
Haven't said a time as far as I can tell. But I didn't try hard at all to find out.
http://www.sauberf1team.com/news/the-sauber-c36-ferrari-is-coming

>>74300454

desu I was hoping the mint would burn elsewhere first

>>74300276

iirc from previous years, they're usually before midnight AEDT, which is 1pm UK

>>74300666
devilish trips, cobba.

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>>74300666
Nice numbers lad

So, is F1 gonna be good this year?

>>74303930
F1 is never good

/f1/ is ok tho

>>74303930
At first yes. Later on less likely to be good

>>74303930
melbourne will be meme as fuck

by abu dhabi most /f1/ cobbers will be bored as shit because Ricky wrapped up the title back in Japan

https://motorsport.com/f1/news/hamilton-calls-for-an-end-to-unfair-intra-team-data-sharing-874877/

>hamilton doesn't understand what a team is

>>74304014
>It's great to have Fernando here because I can learn many things from him. When I look at the data I am able to see where I am losing and where I can improve.

t. Nigger, circa 2007

Jimmies status: Rustled

This is easily the best bit of Betaberg winning 2016, we might see a full on chimpout if Bottas starts beating Lewis

>>74304014
What's the bet the team / parent company owns any data collected by the car and not him? Or would say close to 100% the case

>>74294433
Not him, but what stop did you get on? When I went last year with my brother, I always took the Bonaventure stop, it's so odd to me that a station connects directly to a hotel

Launch week is here, buckle up boys

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-20/cctv-footage-of-kim-jong-nam-assassination-released/8286458?pfmredir=sm

>2.33s
>to poison a tubby north Korean takes the same amount of time as a F1 pitstop

>>74285548
>going in circles
Geddit? Circles? Because it's a car race!

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>>74304815
Shoo

snow mexicans need a wall too, Mr President.

>>74304090
I can't wait for Melbourne to show that Bottas is hyper-consistent, lead into the first corner, and out fucking skill nignog hamilel. Followed by a Tricci WDC.

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>>74304834
Wouldn't mind a wall desu, it would keep the Americans out.

It's odd, whenever I've been in the US there's always been a different feeling in the air, sort of like being in a poor neighborhood, it might still be reasonably safe but everything is a little older and worse for wear, I never got a feeling like that when I went to the UK, Italy, France or Australia.

How many bings and bongs till the Sauber launch?

>>74305014
I wonder how many yankee doodles have actually moved to the promised land after chuckin a big dandy.

do you live in/near Windsor? I suppose the difference between that joint and Detroit is enormous

>>74305061

I think it might be around noon CET, usually they don't show them in the morning

Honestly guys, 2017 is gonna be great.

I can't wait to watch the boii from Binland pull a Ricciardo 2014 esque EXPOSE' on hamilel.

Reddit in tears, /f1/ in cheers.

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>>74294870
>yes, that Newey
Jesus christ, between this and those "overtakes" that Finnbro posted I have now lost all hype.

>>74294870
Who's that random Australian?

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lmao what a manlet

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this just in

>>74305363
looking pretty thicc

>>74305363
neat

>>74305363

Better than Williams/10

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>>74305363
Seems like the used this for inspiration

>>74305363
That's pretty good

>>74305363
strange airbox

>>74305363
Okay if this is what Sauber comes up with I'm pretty excited for aesthetics of the other cars.

>>74305363

bretty good

>>74305384

Last sauber cars were pretty good looking desu

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>>74305363

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>>74305363
>>74305389

>>74305389
Lacks a big Sponsor

>>74305389
now this is pod racing

>>74305395
"this is a cool spot" incoming

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>>74305363
>>74305389
>>74305394


The plain white on the sides is a bit shit imo, makes it look like they didn't have time to finish the livery before the photoshoot. Otherwise it's bretty gud though, reminds me of pic related

>>74305363
thicc tyres make me hnnng

>>74305363
>Putting gold on what might very well be an absolute backmarker
Ballsy. I really like what I see

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>>74305363
shark fin's a bit odd looking, but otherwise that's bretty good

How long do you think until they get rid of the shark fin?

Will it be a 1 season thing.

Fug these cars are gonna be quick through some corners.

The blue bit on the sidepod is a bit shit but overall breddy gud

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>>74305363
MY
FUCKING
DEEK

>>74305363
That exhaust at the back looks awesome

>>74305363

>>74305389

Those teeny wheel rims makes me laugh

>vortex generator on the shoulder behind the driver

neat

>>74305363

Interesting airbox the Sauber's got there. Looking good despite the thumb/clit nose.

>>74305440
Pretty sure Manor had that last year

>>74305363

i think it would look really nice if they replaced the white on the chassis and sidepods with the blue.

>>74305432
Way better than that other exhaust at the front, right?

For realz tho, is their airbox asymmetrical or can't I into perspective?

>>74305363
nice, reminds me of ligier/prost

>>74305453
it probably is, the photo looks like it's been taken on a slight angle.

>>74305453
Looks like a split one like in 2010

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>>74305363
Looks great, but it would look even better with some sponsors on the side, which is probably their intention. Overall it looks way better than I expected.

>>74305376
>mfw Longbow Finance is just a front for Swedish Match to bring back subliminal tobacco liveries.

>>74305363
reminds me of old Williams

>>74299233
>tfw phone posting because they deleted the story but then banned me hours later.

That's not fair.

So, watching F1 I stumbled upon the famous company of "25 Years", any idea where I could purchase their products?

>>74305363
ROTHMANS
O
T
H
M
A
N
S

How to make an F1 car look good (as proven by Lotus and Sauber).

1. Make F1 car
2. Identify iconic cigarette brand
3. Paint car in colours of said brand
4. ??????
5. Profit

Is it really that fucking hard McLaren?

>>74305521
But Reddit likes there cars orange

>>74305389
kind of a similar color scheme to a williams fw16-19 era car with a little more white on the sides

>>74305531
Reddit also made Henno there User of the Month

>>74305538
/f1/ can only WISH they lived in a blurred house

>>74305363

rear wing support looks stupid
air box intake won't work in yaw (ie corners)
"25 years without a sponsor"

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>>74305496

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>>74305363
interesting

>>74305545

>tfw I never understand this maymay