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>>74283414previous
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Schaub is God
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>>74285114
where'd you get that pic of cris cyborg?
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>state of bellator
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Webm this yeh?

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/18/14659956/joe-harding-brutally-knocked-out-while-showboating-in-amateur-fight
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>>74285114

Can I get a quick rundown?
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>5,000 gallons
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>>74285213
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>>74285164
>muh feedor
>muh headbutts
>totally not a can congo
>she can see i swear
>the state of the koscheck chin
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>>74285204
he deserved that
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>>74285223
i thought bellator and ufc were going head to head tonight, really wish i could have killed two birds with one stone there
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>>74285220
Isn't Joe friends with Cenk Uyger?
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worse than silva v weidman?
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>>74285334
What a dumb cunt
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>>74285252
Joe almost never calls out his guest/friends. If Nick Dipaulo is on, he just nods away at any right wing bullshit. Vice versa with his left wing friends.

The only time i remember him actually challenging his guest's view is when Jamie Killstein was on.
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>>74285334
He gets the Anderson SIlva Memorial trophy!
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>>74285114

Dude.

How many BOG people are there???
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Can somebody give me a quick rundown on the Schaubpill?
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>>74285746
you mean ex-lax?
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>>74285396
He just spent an entire podcast arguing with a dude about weed sometime last week.
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How did Fedor do?
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>>74285252
No, he talks shit bout the Young Turks
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It must be incredible to go out and fight another man in order to provide for your family. Schaub bless this world.

Johny is seeming coherent in his interviews. That is a good sign.
https://youtu.be/EtEO-i7gw50
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>>74285803
Win-Doctor stoppage(Kidney stones)
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Anyone got a webm of Koshcheck getting rekt?
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>>74285769
Joe's bestfriend is weed though.
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>>74285553
they are everywhere my naive friend
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>letting anyone know you have kidney stones
Truely living up to his nickname; Meathead
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>>74286014
overeem vs hunt
struve vs ngannou
gdr vs cyborg

Go
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>>74286023
Reem
Struve
Cyborg
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>mfw ex-ufcfighters all lost their fights in lellator
>tfw they were all the favorites
man couldve made some mad amount of money
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>>74286085
Cheick Kongo ravished that English strongman, still.
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>>74286092
being huge is not an effective martial art
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>>74286105
Clearly.
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>>74285987

Holy shit

I knew he was an alien, but I never put it together
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>>74286105
>being huge is not an effective martial art

would you say that to her face?


inb4 "her"
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>>74286167
>implying shes not a BJJ Champion
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>>74285114
Lets talk about khabib vs Fergunson.
Who does /heem pick?
here is my analysis.
Fight of the year potential
should be five rounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDtZz8QLFY
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>>74286180
Are you Kevin or Chris?
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>>74286177
that's my point though. her being big was a huge advantage. if not for the PEDS she wouldn't have been so dominant early on
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>>74286206
Listen up vietcong being Bigg in itself is not effective but combined with a real style supplements it great
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>>74286167
>"her"
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>>74286225
come at her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94c1jJjX2jw
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>>74286191
It's kevin here. Cris is asleep, just like Ferg will be after he fights khabib
By the way, we want to interview heemers on our show. Keep us in mind. We'll be here.
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>>74286238
she looks feminine again after she quit doping. you know you would fug
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>>74286357
>after she quit doping

kek
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>>74286357
>he thinks you can undo years of steroid use by just stopping injecting it
it has permanent changes you vietcong-goof
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LAST NIGHT I SAID BET BIG ON THE UNDERDOGS BUT DID YOU LISTEN?

NO...
You never listen to me
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how many hours left until it starts?
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>>74285204
>“Segas is short and strong and I can’t wait to kick him in the face. He’ll have to deal with 110% of me, which is tough for any man.”
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>>74286397
post slip
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>>74286380
doesn't change her gender, faggot.
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>>74286380
and who's the vietcong, ivan? just because you see this flag it doesn't mean i'm that flag.
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>>74286414
>>74286422
how much do you bench
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Which fights from yesterdays kekator are worth a watch ?
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>>74286409
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>>74286435
Fedor vs Mitrione
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>>74286450
TKO (kidney stone)
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>>74286447
I apologize.
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>>74286423
max out about 215~225
weigh about 125
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>>74286474
>weigh about 125
lol
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>>74286478
lol what?
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>>74286474
that's pretty insane though
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>>74286474
>weigh about 125
AHAHHAHAH
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>>74286484
1.5x body weight is the healthy standard
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>>74286496
DEL here, dunno how much I would
Probably nowhere close to 1.5x
Would be surprised if I can do 1x desu
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>>74286474
MIGHTY MOUSE YOU'RE TAKIN ERRYTHANG I WOK FOR MOTHAFUCKA, IMMA FIGHT YO ASS
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>sherdog
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>>74286496
Lol no it isn't
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>>74286571
kek
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>>74286571
sounds like he was the one who was triggered, not his dad.
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>>74286474
for sure Kim Yong Choi, we gonna need a proof of that
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Can somebody give me the basic gestalt of "heem"?
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>>74286474
You could probably cut to strawweight.
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FUCK YALL TALM BOUT
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Michael Chiesa vs Eddie Alvarez is pretty much confirmed

Hope Eddie wins

Michael Chiesa claims he could beat Khabib, Conor, Tony and Nate so it would be hilarious if he got destroyed by Eddoe
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>>74286759
What if punished Eddie comes back, beats Michael, Tony and then Khabib and then fights Conor for the belt and out boxes him?
Would he be the lightweight goat?
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>>74286759
Chiesa can catch anyone in a scramble, probably the best RNC in the UFC. His stand up is pretty sub par though.
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>>74286692
hey pussy are you still there ?
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>>74286776
What if Lobov heems Cub, Frankie, Holloway and Aldo in that order?
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How many points did Fedor win by?

>>74285114
Paige looks like shit without the shop
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>>74286804
He will heem Cub, then be allowed an immediate title fight against Aldo, after beating aldo he'll fight Cody and get two belts
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>bellator
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>>74286818
I like new Cub Swanson. He took a fight with Artem just for keks and that's nice.

Anyone else has Mutante as their boy? He is my low tier boy.
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>>74286808
(You)
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>>74286848
weirdo
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>>74286842
>bellator
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Rate this card

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder
Nordine Taleb vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Carla Esparza vs. Randa Markos
Aiemann Zahabi vs. Reginaldo Vieira
Jack Marshman vs. Thiago Santos
Gerald Meerschaert vs. Ryan Janes
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Conor McGregor
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>>74285220
edgy has great teeth wow
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did fedor win
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>>74286571
>implying that wasn't you

fuck off
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Is this the real thread
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>>74286789
>best rnc in the game
That would be Maia. Chiesa is mckenzitine tier.
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>>74286608
Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself
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>>74286966
>Canada's Own
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>>74287004
Chiesa is more opportunistic than Maia. he will jump on anything.
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>>74287019
you're making him sound like a rapist
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>>74285114
she is so fucking monkey ugly as fuck without a shop stupid clown makeup wearing brother child molester cunt i want her to die
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>>74286692
That means what?
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>>74287011
Chad Trudeau
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You have 10 seconds to explain why you chose to see the lame Bellator card instead of the spicy Cage Warriors yesterday
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>>74287049
Bellator honeydicked us.
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>>74287049
Watched both
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>>74287049
COPS
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>>74287049
>>74287065
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>>74287049
I didn't watch any of them, only interested in best quality
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>>74285204
Was already done last thread

Keep up
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>>74287122
Then I guess you wont watch that lame bum fight night either
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>>74287163
just 2 main fights, not expecting much though
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>>74287137
Get a job.
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>>74286966
0/10 i'm not paying for it
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>>74287171
Oh wow I happened to be on /heem/ when a webm was posted wow i must be a neet haha me = btfo so witty

This is what I get for trying to help
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>>74287195
Get a job.
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>>74287228
Alright you're not funny anymore, I can't be bothered humouring a retard like you further. But go ahead, reply with the same thing like the bitch you are. You're my bitch.
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What happend to Fjodor vs Meat head?
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Who triggered the edgy manlet with daddy issues??
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>>74286848
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No I was eating!!!
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>>74286966
How many bong until?
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Stop watching MMA, goy.
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>>74287306
Fucking hell man why would you have that on your computer?
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Who was your idol growing up?
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>>74287380
my dad
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>Nate Diaz i-i-isn't a natural heavyweight
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvCu3ex_EBU

Can't be touched
Can't be stopped
Can't be moved
Can't be rocked
Can't be shook
We hot
When will you niggaz learn
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>>74287380
My grandfather and optimus prime
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>>74287396
Who?
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>>74287396
Cool

>>74287404
That's cool

>>74287407
Clever

>>74287401
Fedor looks small there
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>>74287418
>Fedor
LOL CONGRATS ON OUTING YOURSELF AS A CASUAL

Fucking idiot
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How many bong until ufc?
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>>74287438
asians are so fucking ugly

9 hours 45 minutes until fightass prelim
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>>74287428
? He does look small and nick look yuge
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>>74287448
homosexual detected
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>>74287438
10
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>>74287448
so 10.30am?

Its 12.47

How long until black beast runs a one man train on browne?
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>>74287438
Canceled. Edmund called in a bomb threat after Canada wouldn't let him cross the border to corner Travis.
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>>74287466
You wouldn't be trying to trick me would you?
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Wait a second

do non Americans actually say stuff like 22 o'clock?
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>>74287457
should have let them conquer australia
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Both Diaz brothers are taller than Fedor
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>>74287474
there's literally nothing wrong with that retard
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>>74287479
fuck are you talking about, you knuckledragging mouthbreather
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>>74287479
Can do without their weird shit ty
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>>74287489
Sounds dumb af
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good morning heem

are you ready for 3 steaks a day MINIMUM?
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>>74287499
I want steak now you fuck
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>log into heem.com
>see dorks chasing pussy
>log out
I'll be back for the fights. Pce
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explain this
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Do you think that in ten years there will still be so many old men competing in the UFC or will there finally be enough new talent that guys have to retire at 30 because they're not competitive anymore?
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>>74287520
>name my band
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>>74287380
Never had one.
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>>74287523
I think in 10 years mma will be a thing of the past. Its just a circus already with people just looking for money fights. rip actual competitiveness
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>>74287520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswZGM38zxQ
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>>74287523
JASON KNIGHT AND MICKEY GALL WILL BE THE OLD MEN OF THE FUTURE
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MOTIVATED JOHNY IS BACK

BET YOUR HOUSES ON HENDRICKS

BIGG RIGG? MORE LIKE BIGG GSP BTFO
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>Miss me yet?
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>>74287603
Bet you don't even know about the min min mate
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>>74287474

No u buttfucking moron jesus only your fucking retard army says that stupid fucking shit.

>dumb fat fuck
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>>74287619
Then now do you guys say it?
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>>74287624
>The Sound and the Fury is set in Jefferson, Mississippi. The novel centers on the Compson family, former Southern aristocrats who are struggling to deal with the dissolution of their family and its reputation. Over the course of the 30 years or so related in the novel, the family falls into financial ruin, loses its religious faith and the respect of the town of Jefferson, and many of them die tragically.
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>>74287644
>Frenchman's Bend/The Old Frenchman Place

Thanks for bringing back these feels, Conor.
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>>74287627

Most em daip in de bek hemm jung?
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>>74287690
Doesn't make any sense
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>>74287520
MEMES
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>>74287474
Other languages don't have the dumb "o'clock"
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Where in the shit is the UFC Halifax predictions??
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>>74287624
>t. marsupial intellectual
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Which underdogs have a chance of winning tonight
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>>74287723
So if Ur going to ur bros house and u ask how many corn nuts to bring and what time 2 come over 4 the fights and he says "20"? Isn't that confusing?
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>>74287786
ur mom

get it, underdog, cuz that bitch goes down

haha!
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>>74287791
No because the words for 20 corn nuts and 20 hour are different

>dwadziescia corn nuts
>o dwudziestej
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>>74287803
Got him good, my friend!
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>>74287843
how do you say 20 toilets

as in, "clean my 20 toilets right now or i'll sic aleks on you"
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>>74287873
Back to gulag with you
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>>74287882
>commieposting

SORT YOURSELF OUT
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>>74287843
But what about Australia and England where they speak American? Do they say 22 o'clock?
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>>74287474
we'll say at 22, but usually it's used more for scheduling in more official venues..
colloquially it's more common to use 1-12 and add "at night" or "in the morning" to clarify
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>>74285114
Who is this semen demon?
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>>74286447
why bet tiny amounts, you really are a special snowflake
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Who's been JUSTed harder, Hendricks or Lombard?

Hendricks is on a 3 fight losing streak with the last two going the distance, but Hector has been KOed in his last two, including that shadow realm KO against Hendo.
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>>74287977
Hendricks without a doubt. He's looked terrible in his last 3. Hector actually looked good in his last 2 fights and was winning both up until he got caught. The only reason he got finished is because he actually takes chances and tries to finish the fight, where as Pig Rigg is content to just lay and pray.
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Travis Browne will win.
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SHEEEEEEEIIT
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>a new sperg emerges

Fascinating how this only happens in /heem/
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>>74288097
>how this only happens in /heem/
It doesn't. It seems more prevalent here but generals tend to attract this sort of behaviour
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>>74287955
JEALOUS

it was all I had left in my account pussyboi
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>>74288004
>where as Pig Rigg is content to just lay and pray.
>where as Pig Rigg is content to just lay and pray.
>where as Pig Rigg is content to just lay and pray.
>where as Pig Rigg is content to just lay and pray.
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who will win Big Browne (not schlob) or Big Brown (negro animal)?
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>>74288004
Johny is gonna win this. He got motivated when he heard GSP is coming back.
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>>74288198
Johny's no longer fit to lick GSP's boots, it doesn't matter how motivated he is. If USADA was never introduced, I'd be all for this rematch.
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>>74288198
>>74288219
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>>74288198
Pretty sure the only thing that motivates Johny is a buffet
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>>74288219
GSP will be the one licking boots.
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>>74288223
>>74288227
GSP? More like JUSTSP.
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If Tyrun beats Wonderpedro in the rematch, I think GSP should fight Karate Guy. They are both coming off of a loss. It would be pretty interesting fight, both tactically and stylistically.
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"What, does he want me to retire him again?"
– Johny Hendricks, when hearing about GSP coming back
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>Hurr durh all he dud was ruuunn
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>>74288198
>>74288223
>>74288227
>>74288239
>>74288267
>>74288274

I'm not impressed by your performance.
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>>74288319
You will be impressed with Johny's performance this evening.
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>>74288329
He already impressed my by making weight.
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How is tonight's card looking in your opinions?
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What's going on? I can't find results for Fedor vs Mitrione anywhere, someone didn't die did they?
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>>74288357
Fight got cancelled.
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>>74288354
My /eternalboy/ is back, so couldn't be better.
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>>74288367
Are you crazy in your head?
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>>74288367
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>>74288274
that stupid dumb hick face

hopefully Lombard destroys him
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>>74288413
You can hope, but that's all you can do, because it's not happening.
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Why all these memes about Brendan schaub? He's fucking shit and the lamest part of UFC discussion on JRE
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>>74286692
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>>74288481
They and the podcast memespouters are the bronies of /heem/. Just ignore them.
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>>74287043
"Daniel, despite being unable to compete in a regulated mixed martial arts contest I would like to fight you in an unsanctioned street fight. How bow dat?"
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>>74287242
Get a job.
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>>74288572
When A and B are talking, C yourself out
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>>74288596
JUST STEAK MY SHIT UP
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>>74288596
>>74288639
Today is the second coming of Jesus. Y'all nonbelievers will see.
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Craig white is like the british mickey gall
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>>74286804
If he finishes cub I will record myself frying my own testicle and eating it
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>>74287690
Touw eem tammo
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>>74288777
This is perfection of the female form.
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>>74288858
It's the ideal femake body.
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Is travis browne /freemoney/ especially at 1.85
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>>74289158
>heavyweights
>free money
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>>74289187
Dont see how browne loses tb h

lewis lost to every top dog he has faced
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>>74289240
Browne's chin has deteriorated with ever fight, as well as his general technique. Both fighters are so goddamn inconsistent you'd have to be retarded to confidently bet on either of them.
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>>74289187
ngannou is free money though
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Does the UFC only make catchweight fights as a last resort when someone misses weight or do they schedule fights outside of the normal weight classes by design sometimes?
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>>74289261
His chin is about similar to Lewis', but he should be the more skilled fighter everywhere.
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>>74289288
franklin/belfort was scheduled at 195 lbs "by design"
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>>74289261
Well I just bet on Browne so

I just went all in with the money I had on the booky, either I lose and Im done betting or I win and I cash in

about €110 if you would ask
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>>74289336
Why would you do this? Browne fights like has no idea what he wants to do, at least Lewis is consistent in his approach.
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>>74289364
Oh man I disagree 100%

Seriously though I think browne will win, he ditched Edmond so thats guaranteed. Casuals wont remember browne like he used to be, he used to look real good before
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>>74289446
He still went to edmonds to train as well as other gyms, he just doesn't have edmond in his corner this time around.
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I think Brown partially switching camps shows at least a little that he knows there is an Edmund problem and he needs to get back to his prior success with his movement and athleticism. Black Beast is gonna get picked apart and will look like dada5000 by end of fight.
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>>74289301
Right but you would have said that before the Arlovski fight too.
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>Josh Thomson
>Josh Koscheck

kek what a bunch of bums
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>>74289647
Thats different because they were training partners

supposedly browne used to beat him in training too
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>>74289652
fun fact: mitriones second name was josh too
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>>74289793
Sad! Sad! Sad!
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>>74289694
What? If anything that makes the fact that Browne lost to Arlovski all the more devastating. Which would make betting on him this time all the more retarded.
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>>74289828
We'll see what you'll say in about 10 hours
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>>74289793

>its a sperg episode
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>>74289446
But his boxing is atrocious, he just flails around has he ever koed anyone with a punch?
That first Werdum fight was embarrasing and that was his peak.
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>Trying to meme
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do we have a new contender?
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>>74289866
This is so joke
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What is the status on Jon Jones' suspensions?
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>>74289866
trying to meme to get fans and ez bucks at top lvl is kinda undersandable.every second goof wants to be the new Goober after all

but this goof right here,what the fuck was he thinking

>oh look I will become viral and Cage Warriors will beg me,a bum version of MVP

Sometimes I think I'm really too intelligent for this sport
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any1 got thompson finish?
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>losing to a man half your size
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>>74290127
he is actually 4/5 his size
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>>74289907
I wouldn't mind "eating her ass" if you know what I mean ;)
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>>74285222
>wanderlei.gif
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>>74290127
the difference wasnt big

In reality the're just as big except that hamilton carries way more fat. If anything fat is a disadvantage
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>>74290127
heeeem wobbly
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>>74287523

MMA as a sport is better suited for old men (relatively speaking) than most sports. KO power and technical skill can stick around for a long time, and experience is very valuable.
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Insider here. Bet all of your money on GMIII. The Shart is going to win easily and it's free money.

The most likely outcome is round 1 KO. Cap this for later if you don't believe me.
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>>74285553
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>>74290510
>GMIII
who?
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>>74290510

>GMIII

What did he mean by this?
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>>74290575
Gerald Meerschaert
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>>74290503
This. You don't need to be the best athlete to be the best fighter, it just has a lot of advantages. For example I am have never done anything athletic but am confident I could heem every here.
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where's picks?
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>>74290745
Post more black on black crime
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>>74290745
heeem blanketed
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>>74288291


what did the fajita mean by this?
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>>74285114
quick rundown on this chick?
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>>74290828
she took the bogpill
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>>74290951
Last night was Lellator's chance to make a move and stake their claim as a legitimate threat to the UFC, and in typical Lellator fashion it all fell apart at the last minute and was a travesty for all who watched.
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>>74291051
it was a pretty good free card. youre a faggot for complaining about it
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>>74290384
fat people literally think this isn't true. every 5'10 250 pound butterball on 4chan thinks they can heem all the skinny euros
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all the fighters "in their prime" the ufc releases go on to have mediocre careers in bellator. is dana an elite talent scout?
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>>74291152
That was Zuffa, dis guys WME is realeasing are actually good.
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could heem every here with arm punch
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>>74291101
I CAN SEE
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>>74291240
C L A S S I C Bellator
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>>74291240
what's the medical term for when your eye gets BTFO like that

what happens if i punch it really hard when it's like that? is it a solid lump or like soft/pus-like
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>>74291114
> every 5'10 250 pound butterball on 4chan thinks
you mean Adan?
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>>74291290
its a hematoma
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anyone knows if we're getting a fight companion today?
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>ywn eat some Famous Burgers© and smack some balls around with your bros
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>>74291328
>>74291341
Yes we are. Confirmed on last week fight companion and Schaub confirmed again on the Luke Thomas show a few days ago. Edgy brah, Rogan and Schaub confirmed. Callen is a maybe because he just got home and he wants to spend time with his family but he is torn because joe called him a pussy for it.
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>>74291290
its a heematoma
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>>74291290
>is it a solid lump or like soft/pus-like
its just blood filled into one area m8
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>>74287195
If you wanted to help you'd repost it, jerk.
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>>74291355
>Yes we are
>Edgy brah, Rogan and Schaub confirmed. Callen is a maybe

I want to believe.That the comfiest setup
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>>74291240
Did the fight continue? I would be pissed if I had lost on my record just because of bullshit like this.
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Was Browne into fouls inside the cage all along, or was it only after Kongo held his shorts for like 2 rounds and got away with it?
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>to the death Georges
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>>74286180
It is 5 rounds my man, interim title.
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>>74291409
He's pretty much indifferent to me but no way he is worse than Callen
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Are you ready for the return of 50-45?
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>>74289446
Never underestimate the strength of a black man.
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>>74291404
yeah, she was done
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>>74291376>>74291397
Noidea why they haven't posted anything today about it, but Schaub said they were doing it like two days ago.
https://youtu.be/utzyYfqgijY
@6:40
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>>74286966
>Elias Theodorou

This is the faggot that refused to fight Alvey and just threw kicks at him for 15 minutes right? He's also the twat that posts shit about other fighters way above him in the ranking hoping some one will give a shit about his boring ass?

That main event is basically two guys who only win because they're big, with any luck Lewis wins and the UFC cut Browne.
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>>74291476
i dont mind that. the thing that gets me about him is his misspeaking. i dont think its actual cte but he mispronounces every other word, misquotes, and slurs like fuck. its hard to listen to for long
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>>74291240
bit too mouthy desu
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>>74291471
Heres a (You)
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>>74288274
>Look at me, I was relevant once until I became a worse version GSP and lulled everyone to sleep with my wrestling vs Lawler...twice.

Lombard better heem this fucking faggot, otherwise Lombard is banished to the shadow realm again.
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is there a fight companion tonight?
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>>74291540
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>>74291476
Callen is more educated for sure but I dont like his wise teachers attitude when talking about stuff(which quickly disappears when Rogan talks to him like a good cuck)

Schaub is kinda stupid but he's a former fighter so its more fight relevant insight for the podcast
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>The Showstopper
>all of his fights went to a decision
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>>74291553
what he means is the show will stop because they will all be asleep by the end of his fights
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>>74291537
Lombard will be TKO'd in second round by Pigg's explosive punches.
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>>74291588
>Pigg Rigg
>explosive

Maybe when he's on the can.
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>>74291549
for not reading the thread or liking fight companion?
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>>74291610
for not reading literally 10 posts up
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>>74291550
I dislike Callen, why does he speak with an eastern European accent he was born in America ffs, his accent is the most annoying.
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>>74288583
When you two are done talking, I'll give U the D
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eyo wassup memelords how many bongs and bings until early preleems
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>>74291726
>eastern European accent

does he?I've never noticed.I think Eastern European accent is a lot heavier generally
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>>74291745
http://www.ufc.tv/

There is always a countdown timer for events there.
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>>74291802
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>dip.jpg

>>74291825
>>74291825
>>74291825
>>74291825
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>>74291755
He plays a Russian on the MMA TV series Kingdom and he seems to have mixed that accent with his American one.
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>>74291462
his knees are shot, he was out for 3 years I think he's gonna get beat up

He looked really slow in his last fights, when he fought Nick Diaz he looked like a shadow of his former self
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>>74291726
He was born in the Philippines and grew up in Saudi Arabia and NYC.
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>>74287556
>pre-USADA WW Johny is bigger than MW Johny
rly makes u think
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>Hendricks and his wife Christina have four children: Abri, Adli, Avin, and Rigg. Hendricks has Dutch, German, Jewish, and Native American Otoe tribe ancestry.

>naming your son Rigg
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How many bing bongs until the ping pongs?
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The best striker, grappler and the cutest mma fighter. Try and prove me wrong?
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>>74291944
6 bongs and 5 bings until prelims
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>>74291947
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>>74291956
Damn really? the fight pass ones?
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>>74291911
And he had the balls to call GSP out for roids.

>You're on roids Georges
>okay, I'll pay to have both of us tested by USADA Johny, how does that sound?
>n-no i-i-it's okay
>you're still on roids though Georges.
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You have 13 seconds to convince me to stay up for Beast v Browne, go!
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seriously, where's the picks?
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>>74291974
You're forgetting the little detail where he LITERALLY MURDERED GSP in the octagon.
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>>74291964
disgusting roid monkey
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>>74291976
lets watch fight companion and laugh at those goofs
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>>74291982
>Kek republic nuthugging Johny "my hairline is a reflection of my career direction" Hendricks.

Y tho?
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>>74291990
>abs = roids
lmao at your obese life
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wouldn't mind seeing Pigg Rigg get shadow realm'd tonight
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>>74292051
wouldn't mind seeing you get shadow realm'd tonight
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>>74292007
He's my boy, it's called loyalty. You wouldn't know about that. (remember WWII?)
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>>74292051
wouldn't mind seeing you make some not bland tasting dips tonight
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>>74292051
or 3 boring rounds of wrestlingfuck
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>>74292083
>boring

Not with motivated, explosive Bigg Rigg.
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>>74292083
He's not going to be able to wrestlefuck lombard at 185.

Lombard was tossing Shields around like a bitch. Expect 3 gassy rounds of nothing but confirmation that both of them should just retire or at the very least do not belong on the UFC payroll anymore.
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>>74292116
bigg rigg on steaks would wrestlefuck lombard though, maybe not initially but lombard gasses real fast
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>>74292116
>Lombard was tossing Shields around like a bitch.
Jamie pull up that webm of Shields/Lombard
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Post a better looking jumper.

Protip: you can't
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>>74292177
you mean sweater
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>>74292177
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I nutted to this video every day since it came out.

Are you doing your part, /heem/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S0OqdREQmw
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>>74292157
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>>74292222
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>>74292108
what it was originally?
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I wonder if they're going to announce some more fully retarded fights tonight
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>>74292241
The new 265lb Bellator Belt with Fedor's face etched on the gold
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>>74292243
I don't think anything can top Lobov vs Cub and giving JDS a title shot in 2017.
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A sweater.
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>>74285114

Upcoming events:

2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74283414

News:

>Tybura-Henrique rescheduled for UFC 209
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/luis-henrique-vs-marcin-tybura-rebooked-for-next-months-ufc-209-in-las-vegas

>Fighters doing stuff
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/19/14660206/the-weekly-grind-pickett-and-nurmagomedov-play-pranks-on-teammates-derrick-lewis-gets-foot-massage

>Mitrione on cancellation of Fedor fight
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/19/14661558/matt-mitrione-releases-statement-regarding-cancellation-of-fight-with-fedor-emelianenko

>Some goof got heemed trying to imitate Cody's dance
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/fighter-imitates-ufc-champ-cody-garbrandts-dancing-during-bout-suffers-brutal-knockout
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>>74292270
I'm still stunned over Lobov-Swanson. Has there ever been a worse main event fight?
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>>74292299
finally
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>>74292270
JDS vs Miocic was the logical next fight to make, as well as a rematch of a spicy heavyweight war, that wasn't retarded at all
Lobov vs Cub is unforgivable tho
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>>74291462
Exactly how disapointing will his return be /sp/?
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>>74292321
well he either gets rekt or goes back to being le 50-45 man. So you tell me
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>>74292321
probally very

just look at the other returns, bork, bj
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>>74292319
>JDS vs Miocic was the logical next fight to make
>1 fight win streak
>inactive as fuck
>got heemed by Overeem and looked like a scared puss the entire time before getting slept
>beat Rothwell by jabbing his fat gut
>lol give that guy a title shot vs the guy he squeeked out a win vs and then had to take a year off because he got beaten too badly again


The state of HW mma is a joke, fucking shrek does not deserve a title shot after 1 win. You also don't give title shots to professional fighters who have to take so much time off after a win like he did vs Miocic the first time.
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>>74292364
the only other option is a werdum rematch
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>>74292364
Who would you prefer to have gotten the title shot?

Both Werdum and Cain are also on 1 fight winning streaks. With Werdum getting heemed by Stipe not too long ago and Cain being injured.
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>>74292321
They need to give him a tune-up first. Middleweight is deep and Maia's been waiting forever, he needs to prove he can still fight after such a long layoff before he clogs everything up.

Even if he ends up in an exciting fight(doubtful) it's still going to be frustrating to watch whoever gets frozen out of the title picture.
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>>74292350
If he can pull through all rounds, the judges will give it to him, like they did in his last few fights. For some reason, judges are creaming their pants over GSP.
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>>74292387
>>74292389
None of them deserve title shots, JDS wasn't even in the title picture until last month for fuck's sake, if Struve hadn't pulled out Stipe would still be waiting for a challenger anyway.

>>74292401
>implying his first fight back isn't a rematch with Nick.
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>>74292426
>>implying his first fight back isn't a rematch with Nick.

The fight that nobody wants to see but will still do good numbers.
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>>74292443
It's also a safe money fight that doesn't fuck up the division, win win.
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for anyone that missed
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Seriously tho how many bing bongs
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>>74292493
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170219T21&p0=179&msg=UFC+105&font=sanserif
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>>74292518
Thanks my dude
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>>74292531
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20170219T1830&p0=179&msg=UFC+105&font=sanserif
this is for the prelim
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>>74292479
Why is Heem filled with goofs?
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>>74292596
Because McGregor brought in all the WWE fans.
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what top 3 fights are you most interested in tonight /heem/? for me its
1.Hendricks/Lombard
2.Browne/Lewis
3.Mutante/Theodorou (want Elias to lose bad)
>>
Hey guys massive ultimate fighting fan since United Fighting Challenge 208, how many decisions (love em) can we expect on this card?
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>>74292658
208 made no fans stop lying
>>
Anybody else ever walk down the street and any time you see anybody else you just ask yourself if you could heem them if you had to?
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>>74292666

Bellator 172'er detected
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>>74292695
Every day
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>>74292695
yes literally all the time

I also tend to do this with the car in traffic lights getting ready for possible road rage
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>>74292658
heh
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>>74292658
DELET THIS
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>>74292695
>having to ask yourself
>not knowing could heem anyone alive
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>>74292695
i live in a predominantly filipino neighborhood so i automatically assume i can heem everyone within 2 miles of my house
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>>74292695
I do that when I look in the mirror
Can I heem mirror me?
Can I heem true me?
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>>74292781
Deep
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>>74292781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHOGjd7PJY0
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>>74292781
Would you heem me? I'd heem me.
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>>74292812
holy shit lads what is the deal with kangaroos, this one looks like a future HW champ
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>>74292812
Could you beat that Kangaroo in a fight /heem/?
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>>74292364
miocic wanted redemption
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can u post picks for tonight idk if u added me
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>>74292781
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Is he our guy?
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I am literally going to kill the first moderator whose address I get. Fucking pieces of shit I am fucking finished with tolerating rules you low test cucks. You have my address. You will face me in court. There is nothing left to do but die. It's over for all of us. You should have been raised better you impotent manchildren with your report buttons. I am fucking fuming and seething and SOMEONE is giong to die today, some little ticket writer or security guard or dip shit george zimmerman wannabe. You're going to suffer and die one way or another. Fucking banning during the fights you fucking heartless cunts. I am fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkking SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i want to torture murder your closest loved one which is obviously yourself
>>
What do you think about the rumors of GSP vs Bisping?

I think GSP has no business fighting at 185. He already stated that he only wants to go there because Bisping is champ and GSP stated that he doesn´t want to fight Yoel. Middleweight is getting really interesting now and Bisping dodging another contender would halt it. Besides GSP vs Diaz or Condit would make way more sense and money.
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>>74292947

I will heem everyone that tries to heem unborn babies. This is my MMA pledge.
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>>74292947
I love the disney channel obliviousness people in the west have.

Abortions are ugly, but so are births. Fucking watch that shit, its nightmare fuel.
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>>74292986
oh my
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>>74292947
but thats not even remotely what a fetus looks like
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>>74293006
>so are births
only yours
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>>74292650
>1.Browne vs Lewis
>2.Hendricks vs Lombard
>3.Felder vs Ricci
The little Zahabi fight might be interesting and so should the Theodorou vs Ferreira fight.
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>>74292947
Yes. Abortion is murder.
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>>74293083
GET EM!!!
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so i guess i should have taken picks?
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>>74293125
>>3.Felder vs Ricci

going to be a boring kickboxing sparring match
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>>74292695
every time
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>>74293083
War Machine pls go
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>>74293083
I got an ISP block even though I didn´t post here the last couple of days. What happened? Did the other Kraut fuck everything up?
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>>74293146
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Ricci
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Whats the name of the hot bjj girl again?
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>>74293146
Travis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
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>>74293146
did the other prediction guy really get heemed?
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>>74292658
[belch]
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>>74293232
Gabi Garcia
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>>74293232

Gabi
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>>74293232
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It's been like 12 days without scat

Did scatpsycho give up?
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>>74293146
Browne
Lombard
Sicilia
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
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>>74293236
i got no idea but he was taking picks for an entire week. thats way too early to be taking picks and there wasnt even half as many as there usually is
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>>74292823
kek
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>>74293250
is that piss?
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>>74293146
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
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>>74293252
ya he was spamming so that they'd ask for more jannies and now hes a mod so he can heem anyone that upsets him

dont be surprised if opsperg is the next on the chopping block
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>>74293207
>>74293233
>>74293258
should i actually take picks? its a little late to get a good amount
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>>74293269
Predictioncuck always takes picks starting sunday or monday usually
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>>74293246
>>74293247
I would, but not her

>>74293250
Thats her, thanks
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>>74293295
It's my only joy in life
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>Josh Koschek is still being sanctioned to compete in mixed martial arts contests

Holy shit how do Smellator keep getting away with this?
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>>74293295
ye maybe its not worth it on second thought
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>>74293295
Fuck it, we can go one weekend without picks
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>>74293303
i did the last few months of events and i started on thursdays. i got a pretty good number on each too
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>>74293320
Are you that guy that makes like 16 predictions in each weekend
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>>74293295
This card looks like it needs some "excitement". do it

>>74293280
honey? bjjfags tell us
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>>74293295
Up to you but I'd appreciate it.
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>>74293146
go back 2 or 3 threads
some guy did like 60 picks
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>>74293367
no I was only kidding I have no joys in life
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>>74293394
you do it and link me
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>>74293394
>>74293348
HERE THE PICKS ARE TAKEN UP TO THIS POINT THE DUMBASS JANITOR BANNED HIM

https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/74271576/

>>74274557
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>>74293410
K I'll Keep you posted
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>>74293410
http://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/username/Heem/country/Us/filter/text/
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>>74293146
DERRICK "it is what it is" LEWIS
HENDRICKS
SICILIA
THEODOROU
MAZANY
FELDER
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>>74293427
big1
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>>74293427
He must have started a shit OP, all the thread warriors got heemed and rightly so.
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>>74293146
>Derrick Lewis
>Johnny Hendricks
>Gavin Tucker
>Elias Theodorou
>Sara McMann
>Paul Felder
>>
There is nothing wrong with submitting multiple picks.
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>>74293460
>all the thread warriors got heemed and rightly so

This is actually fine by me
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>>74293460
no he got banned in this thread, he copied and pasted what he got banned for it got deleted it said something about tonight being a shit card
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*superman punches towards you*
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>>74293490
There are times I wish we could be more organized, this chinese cartoon image board is a blessing and a curse
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>>74293505
*Metro PCS's in your direction*
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heem's boys
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what if adan did nothing wrong and all the other autists blew everything out of proportion because they didn't get the autism vaccine when they were babies? also what's next for pig rigg if he loses? WSOF MW title shot?
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>>74293580
>beat lombard
>title shot
dont even act like you wont be down for gsp vs hendricks II
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i dont feel like taking picks from the archive but thanks to the guys for the links. i'll take the picks from this thread posted already and whatever is posted before the event.


Lewis vs Browne
Hendricks vs Lombard
Sicilia vs Tucker
Theodorou vs Ferreira
McMann vs Mazany
Felder vs Ricci
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>>74286146
Are we pretending that was good. She's hot but
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>>74293732
Browne
Sicilia
Ferrara
Mc'man i wish i was a mudslime'
Ricci
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>>74293732
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Ferreira
McMann
Ricci
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>>74293146
>travis
>hendricks
>tucker
>elias
>mcman
>felder
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>>74293764
kek saved
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Sorry for repost
Let's talk khabib vs fergunson
What is /heems/ prediction?
Here is my analysis
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Cris and I give our analysis and predictions of the most Intriguing lightweight MMA fight from the UFC 209 fight card in this first installment of Caged Combat with Kevin and Cris.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDtZz8QLFY
Let us know what you think heem hooligans
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>>74293745
>potato footage
>"she's hot"

Well, I guess not being fat is an achievement in the USA.
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>>74293580
>also what's next for pig rigg if he loses?
he wont
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>>74292947
>I will change my perspective on abortions by a Diego Sanchez post

lel
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>>74293146
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder
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Lads what site is good for betting
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>>74293732
there are like 50 picks already taken in that one image, just copy and paste it into your format and start taking picks again in the next thread lol wtf is wrong with you? it's so silly to start over with that many done when you can literally just paste them into your image
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>>74293814
betting is haram
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>>74293799
>abortion is MURDER
>you need help? fuck off you leech
>>
urijahfaber
This wasn't on my bucket list...but Sharks are good people! @mikenaka125 @yancymedeiros
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQtYu91Di68/
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>>74293814
see >>74293821
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>>74293825
so brave
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>>74293819
eh, i guess i could. i really dislike opening photoshop tho. i'll do it for any non-duplicates because i already see a few
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>>74293923
>>74293923
>>74293923
NEW THREAD

>3 posts early
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>>74293814
this >>74293821
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>>74293927
we gotta fill this before you get banned lol
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500
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>>74293970
I wouldn't mind "testing her body fat", if you know what I mean ;)
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Sup /heem/
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>>74293146
African beast
Kektor Lolmao
Sicilia
Prinche Charming
McLmao
Paul Memer
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>>74292299
Never bet on a guy with a mullet
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