ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT #4

literally the most BORING asw of all time.

GORILLA GIVIN THE CHEERLEADER THE BGC

boo

>>74282790
K O N G E D

>not watching the parent trap

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>the dunk contest isn't in Toronto or doesn't have at least 1 Raptors player

into the trash it goes

what a pooper event

>>74282757
If a white guy used a gorilla in a dunk contest he would be called racist.

that suns qt getting tbagged

>tfw ywn be a mascot rubbing your dick on a cheerleader

Why is there a gorilla on the court? And why is there a guy in a gorilla costume on the court as well.

NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO
NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO
NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO
NO NAMER BLEEW IT LMFAO

Literally worst dunk contest I've ever seen

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The same fucking dunks

Ahaha ha bitch gtfo

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>>74282803
>not knowing the best mascot in NBA history

absolutely fucking horrendous

This is by far the worst All-Star Weekend over the last 10 years

so he tried the same dunk but with less people to jump over?

what was the point of having the raptors jersey u fag

JUST

Should have just teabagged the grill after the dunk. Would have got straight 10s

that broad ugly as fuck

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he got BTFO

I'm just going to watch last years contest again desu

This dunk contest was so bad it ruined my night

CHOKEEEEE that's why this nigga doesn't play....

>All these no names

THIS IS WHY THE CONTEST IS SHIT.

>>74282757
FOR ALL MY /sp/ BRETHREN THAT ACTUALLY PLAY SPORTS. HOW DO I JUMP HIGHER TO DUNK??? DONT MAKE ME ASK /fit/!!!

this crowd is dead

when does the slam dunk contest begin?

Jesus, this might just be the worst dunk contest of all time. Literally nothing worth caring about.

Imagine paying money to see this

WORST DUNK CONTEST IN HISTORY.

PERIOD.

CANCEL IT.

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so what do we replace the dunk contest with? this stupid shit shouldn't exist anymore.

>didn't even make shitty dunk
>8s
Jesus

>>74282842
SS

This is almost as bad at the birdman/robinson contest

Bring Chase Budinger out here, this is fucking terrible

welfare points LMAO

The only good thing tonight was Curry embarrassing himself

>>74282856
>>74282856
>>74282856

Reggie and Shaw are getting tired of this shit lmao

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>>74282842
Be black.

YOU MISS A DUNK YOU SHOULDN'T GET A 2ND CHANCE

fuck this

>between the legs dunk contest

>>74282853
Free Throw Contest, sponsored by H&R Block.

they really need to let the d-league players dunk for this

What a disaster.

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NEPHEW DELETE THIS CONTEST

Good dunk.

Too many misses.

>50

shit is rigged

>>74282853
1on1 to 11 between 2 fan voted players

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR 10

>that was worth 50 points

this is so dumb

shaq is such a hater

Fucking 50 for that?

>50

FUCK OFF

anyone seen those big tits behind booker?

>10
this is retarded

>50 for that

you fucking what?

This is fucking nigger garbage nonsense. Fuck tonight. God damnit I wish I was a hockey fan.

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>Giving him all 10s for that

what was so good about last years dunk exactly? it's pretty much the same shit as this year

This is a joke. These scores mean nothing. Get Shaq as a judge again

I feel bad for him because it looks like he really wanted to win

More creativity pls

>>74282757
REEEEE WHY ARE GREAT """""DUNKERS"""""" SO SHIT DURING THE NBA DUNK CONTESTS???

>JAMES WHITE A FEW YEARS AGO
>THIS FUCKING GUY JONES NOW

REEEEE U CHOKE ARTISTS!!

wtf

RIGGED SCORES ROFl

50 for that garbage what

>>74282891
>Zaza Pachulia vs Westbrook

sounds great

These niggers shoes are shitty

>>74282853
Drone contest sponsored by Intel

YO LMAO WHAT IF THE PELICANS AREN'T SHIT BECAUSE OF LACK OF TALENT BUT BECUASE THAT ARENA OS FUCKING CURSED WITH FAILURE THAT EVEN A GREAT LIKE DAVIS IS CURSED WITH INJURY.

IT'S THE ARENA FÁM NOT THE PARTICIPANTS.


FUCK NEW ORLEANS

They need to get Shaw to judge again, he was actually good at it

Just give LaVine a new knee and send him the trophy

Woah that was good

People give Whitlock and Barkley a lot of shit, but they're right...the nba product is garbage right now
>regular season doesn't matter
>no parity
>media has to force feuds and narratives off the court
>all star weekend is ass

The fucking forced Charles Oakley bullshit and Westbrook/durant "rivalry" was talked about more than any game so far. Shows you how bad the nba is right now

>>74282877
but the guy that ruined the final round is a d league player

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>what was so good about last years dunk exactly? it's pretty much the same shit as this year

That was nice

Shaq sounds drunk.

>>74282902
The Zach Lavine / Eric Gordon memes

>>74282902
Are you just pretending to be stupid

Celebrity Game - 4/10
Rising Stars - 5/10
Skills Challenge - 5/10
3pt Contest - 5/10
Dunk Contest - 3/10 so far

All Star Weekend - 4/10 so far

>>74282842
Plyometrics, olympic lifts, and courage.

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LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME LET'S GO HOME

Based GR3 not letting them rob him

Well that was good but didn't he do one just like that already?

>shaq and kenny trying to hype up something which is shit

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Literally the same dunk Johnathan Wall did in 2014

he did the same fucking dunk reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

This is all so fucking boring and uncreative. Christ.

Is Derrick Jones about to cry

Verizon CEO mad af

>executive director of social media

you fucking what

>>74282930
7/10 with the kyrie memes alone honestly

yeah that was pretty shitty, they all did the same dunks for each round

dunk contest needs to be scrapped or at least get some real dunkers like larry nance jr in there

wall already did that dunk and won. shit was lame

Why is it always women working in corporate social media positions?

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>it's a jump over someone dunk

>>74282930
I'd give the 3pt contest a 7/10 because of the overtime and the flat earth meme undercurrent to it desu

>muh womyn presenter

Fuck this. Fuck Israel.

>>74282946
shitty youtube memer got blown the fuck out

The dude that one did pretty much the same exact dunk 3 times in a row. This was awful

>>74282946
this was the one chance he ever had to do anything in the NBA

Why do black people do that little shake thing after the handshake?

Muh darkhorse

Make the Dunk Contest Great Again

>Dat silent crowd

HOLY SHIT

>>74282962
this

phoenix robbed again

thats a huge bitch

>>74282929
yea but i got my (You)s

dj Khaled was unironically the best part of this.

MIAMI MIAMI MIAMI

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>tfw last years dunk contest won't be topped this decade

Anyone else watching the 2000 slam dunk contest after this shitshow

>>74282966
Last years was goat

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worst contest ever?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12369760

Nothing will compare to last year

>>74282969
he should have got straight zeros for MISSING ALL HIS DUNKS

get out of here with that shit

you can only do so much with a dunk and 99% of those things have already been done by someone else

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>dunk contest

DJ Khaled would have won the dunk contest

>"I was slept on"
Nigga it was me who was sleeping... shaking my head (esmh)

>>74282983

The team dunk shit was worse and probably the worst.

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One of the worst ASWs of all time tbqh

>>74282983
nothing will ever be as bad as the >muh teamwork contest

SCRAP EVERYTHING, NEW AS WEEKEND GAMES
-3v3 slamball tournament
-5 player horse competition after ingesting ketamine
- pull kids from the stands to shoot from halfcourt to shame Curry for an hour

>>74282980
No. Fuck this gay shit. I'm going to rewatch Top Gun and fap to Tom Cruise.

The best part of all star weekend

https://streamable.com/d258b

>>74283003
That's what they get for moving it from Charlotte over pure political reasons

It's time for the Verizon Slam Dunk Conte-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>74282897
Those were more exciting than the contest

>>74282983
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=worst%20dunk%20contest&src=typd&lang=en

the normies are right

Dunk contest is back baby! Little Dog's dunks were lit, love it when they flush it on the first attempt. I really got get me some tickets to the dunk contest next year. Will likely be a rematch in the final unless Gordon comes back the avenge this performance. My dark horse is Wiggins or maybe Kawhi if he decides to enter.

>>74283019
Dont disrespect buzz city

Ben Simmons here

Next year I'll enter the Dunk contest and make it great again!

dunk contest should be

>Griffin
>LeBron
>Westbrook
>Wiggins

why the fuck do stars not want to be in the dunk contest?

I've lost $60 over this weekend betting on the wrong guys.

Who the fuck wins All-Star MVP tomorrow? I only have $20 on me for the whole week

reminder that they used to have a shooting stars contest where WNBA players hit half court shots but curry couldnt

>>74283031
jimmy butler

>>74283019

This, I hope tommorow's game is a blowout

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what can save this shit show?

Brody blocking a KD dunk and scoring with a fadeway?

Serious answers needed.

It'll be 4 warriors + Brody at the request of Adam Silver to save this shit

>>74282983
Not even close. The East vs West contest was by far the worst.

>>74283030
Too obsessed with their brand, they don't want to lose against literal whos.

Lebron would have to confiscate another tape.

>>74283031
buckets

>>74283029
Sixers fan here. Pls no

>>74283047
>Brody blocking a KD dunk and scoring with a fadeway?

lmao that would be the best thing ever to happen in an ASG

>>74283055
one's a cat and one's a cow

>>74283055
What did he mean by this

>No one brought out a wall and dunked over it.

0/10

Imagine getting SHAQ'ED

>>74283030
because it is shit and boring, there is nothing to gain from it for someone who is already a star

DJ Khaled's level of fame makes me believe in secret societies more than anything else I've ever come across.

This Malloy kid doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Sad!

>>74283047
>Brody blocking a KD dunk and scoring with a fadeway?

how would that even work

>>74283075
They dunked over DJ Khaled though

>>74283088
He just made himself a meme. There's no better way to get undue fame these days.

>>74283030
Its definitely a brand thing. And I don't think Russ or LeBron would be good in a contest. They're game dunkers. Theyre still bitches though. Dudes like Kobe and Jordan knew they were the best and went and proved it.

>>74283088
Dunno, he's putting out club-bangers all the time

>>74283030
Griffin already did. Westbrook and bron are just power sinkers and Wiggins will be in one he said

>>74283097
>durant breakaway
>brody chasedown blocks him
????

>>74283110
but they're on the same team

>>74283031
Ad. Hometown boy is gonna go crazy

>>74283116
no shit

still could happen

>>74283101
>And I don't think Russ or LeBron would be good in a contest. They're game dunkers.

if you dunk with enough power you can make small moves seem big and if you babby the ballthrough the rim you can make big moves seem small. It's why Griffin is such an amazing dunker, he can combine acrobatics with power.

Calling people game dunkers is just a cop out excuse

I hope literally nothing happens between KD and Westbrook just so I can see ESPN scrambling

Just thought of a good dunk

Get a cheerleader to stand on her hands and hold the ball between her legs, run, jump over her legs whilst grabbing the ball then dunk

Would be sick

can you get a flagrant foul if it's your own teammate?

asking on behalf of somebody who is very curious.

was last year really the first time someone tried to dunk between both legs? why don't more people try that?

all star weekend has been shit

please westbrook i hope you put on an east jersey when youre on the floor with durant

>>74283055
you think the mascot was sniffing her hair?

>>74283152
You need at least a 48 vertical

Someone should dunk it with their dick

>>74283165
I got a 56 vert

Someone needs to do a 1080 dunk already

what someone needs to do is dunk the ball and then when the ball goes thru the net and hits the ground catch it on the bounce and dunk it AGAIN

>>74283187
But the NBA is already broadcast in 4K™ silly

>>74283245

Would be fucking sick. I feel like DeAndre is one of the only guys (maybe Kawhi or Giannis) who could maybe do this.

This contest was weak, he had a perfect opportunity to use his power to get the fans going, and instead tried to do too much and barely got it over the rim

>>74283245
ouroboros dunk when

>>74283187
or a legit flip dunk

>>74282932
>and courage

What did he mean by this?

Go NBA Jam and light the ball on fire before you do a 360 windmill

>>74283513
Jumping with a ball in your hand doesn't always go well.

If you are inexperienced and fuck up you could end up on your head. Best to not think too much about it.

>>74283764
*tips fedora*

nobody has any more webms?

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Charles Barkley is a cool motherfucker.

>plays $10,000 a hand Blackjack
>tips his dealers thousands of dollars, win or lose
>talks shit to everybody
>greets anybody who talks to him
>yells, "FUCK FLOYD MAYWEATHER!," when Floyd, his entourage and his security pass by.

And when he was leaving, a woman asked for his picture. I thought, "Of course, Charles will say no." Not only did he agree to take the selfie, he kissed the woman on the cheek for it multiple times.

My respect for this man has skyrocketed.

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As a Cavs fan watching curry embarass himself made my day despite the shitty ASW tbqh senpai