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ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT THREAD 3

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CANCER EDITION
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First for holy shit that music sucked
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He's dead inside
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reply to this with better 3 point shooters than Steph Curry
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MIAMI
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>>74281745
THIS KILLS THE CANCER PATIENTS
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MIAMI
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>>74281768
Shaq
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ALL STAR G? ATHERING?
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xth for /a/nime
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>>74281768
Dell Curry
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first for meme chucking is dead
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>>74281768
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Can we talk about how fucking rigged the 500k was? They were gonna give it no matter WHAT. Fucking stupid, as fake as the Kardashians.
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How long until my boy LaVine BTFO Aaron Bustdon once again lads?
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DJ Khaled is like the best con artist in history. Does absolutely nothing ever but manages to stay relevant somehow.
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>>74281768
>Curry an alien probably a monstar pussy ass nigga
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>>74281761
Just like all the people with cancer watching him play
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>>74281493
They are. I grew up with them. Fun fact, Sager was a dick. Went to school and belonged to same country club as them. His son is a fucking douchebag faggot as well. His first wife on the other hand, is incredibly nice and is prime milf material. Used to fap to her a lot after I'd see her at the pool.

Been to Sager's old house though, it was amazing how much sports memorabilia he had. His entire basement was a shrine to sports, I was in awe.
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Is this ASW the most meme-filled one yet?

Y/N
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>Not liking Basketball American culture during a majority Basketball American sporting event.

Really makes you think huh
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>Curry hates cancer patients
>klay losing
>Porzingis winning skills challange against a guard
>dead crowd
>MIAMI MIAMI

is this all the memes so far?
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>>74281768
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This was embarrassing for tnt, they only did it for publicity. Reggie should've sat his clown ass down. Regardless I'm glad the kid got that layup. Ernie, shaq, Charles, and Kenny is the only ones that legitimately cares. The emote weekend has been cringe so far
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CURRY IS THE JOE ROOT OF APE HOOP
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EARTH IS ROUND LIKE A BIG JIGGLY BOOTY
THANK YOU BASED GORDON
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>>74281745
>His smile and optimism, gone
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>>74281768
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this thread is moving so fast no one will notice I'm straight
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>>74281795
Right, the check was already made, the shots didn't matter. But seeing Steph failing to actually make it is worth more than a single cent given to Sager's foundation.
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>>74281795
>autism

of course they were but this way they're able to give more attention to the charity and entertain the fans
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>>74281795
whoa I had no idea this changes everything
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>Staying up for the jump prop contest
>not watching the superior d leag contest
>Based Troy WIlliams
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Can tonight get any cringier?
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>Brits, South Americans and non-Eastern Yuros posting in these threads

please fuck off, you can wait until Povertball begins again next weekend to shitpost
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>a range rover that's not in a mechanic shop

skeptical desu
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>>74281795
they were going to give 500k regardless

the extra money (from the shots) was the real contest

kill yourself and stop posting this faggot
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>>74281789
/sadpanda/ here
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Between Steph and DJ Khali the last 10 minutes have been a hilarious train wreck.
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>>74281802
He captalized on meme culture and turned himself into a meme on snapchat
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>>74281768
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Would Drake have made 1 half court shot?
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David Robinson hates this fucking degeneracy
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Miami won the all star weekend
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Should've asked Lamelo Ball to shoot the half court shot
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>>74281818
>all that cellulite
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Does NBA basketball belong on /asp/ after that rigged charity donation? It's the same thing as WWE.
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>>74281802
he's just a new fat version of Flava Flav
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I guess Suicide Squad was at least able to give the world Purple Lamborghini
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>Webber is a 30 time all star

How the FUCK did anyone ever compete?
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IM EXCITED
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LETS GO DJ
LETS GO CLIPS4LYFE
LETS GO PAILS
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Crowd is dead
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I want to be violated by a DeShawn or DeAndre
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>Glenn Robinson

Who?
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SOMEONE DO A 720 ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE

ITS POSSIBLE I SAW IT ON AND1
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>putting a power dunker in the contest
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>shaq not allowed judge this year

lel
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Is there even a crowd at this ASG?
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HASHTAG
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>saying hashtags out loud
Wake me up
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Derrick Jones Jr is winning check the ballislife montage from today
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>>74281745
That's what he gets for trying to act like a cool badass
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What did he mean by this?
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>>74281885
They're probably not pleased being called Miami
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>>74281864
I love based Admiral. I bet that Cornball brother listens strictly to instrumental.
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>>74281840

the shots actually didn't provide any extra money. It was all for show.

The only shot that mattered was the layup at the end
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pls win aaron gordon
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>>74281826
>those lips

He should've just sucked dick instead of falling for the women meme des
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here we go the yearly spaghetti contest is on!
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>there is going to be at least one Mannequin Challenge during this shit

kill me
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>all these literally who's
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GORDAN ABOUT TO CLEAN UP THESE NIGGAZ
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Can someone please add crowd noise? This crowd dead silent
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>>74281898
I don't even think nawlins even has a population
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The literal who is gonna win
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Niggas sleeping on Aaron Gordon smfh
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>>74281835
spooktacular
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Moving the all star game to New Orleans to please SJWs was a mistake. Dead as fuc.
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>we don't know what he can do
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>Uncle Shaw
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>>74281926
Which one? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
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WHYS KENNY PICKING ON THE LITTLE KID
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>>74281890
>he doesn't know big dawg
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DERRICK JONES LETS GO PHX OUTCHEA
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LET'S GO HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

IT'S OVA IT'S OVA IT'S OVA
T
S

O
V
A
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boXnSsqTRyU&t=233s
It's over
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>>74281928

wasn't he in the 3pt contest too?
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>>74281937
>you'll never have an Uncle Shaw
why continue living?
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>no chuck on commentary
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>holding each other back after a dunk

Why do niggers do this?

Seriously. You don't see Hunter Pence holding back Buster Posey after Madison Bumgarner hits a home run. Or the coaches holding back the defense in football after an offensive touchdown. Like what the fuck.
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>David robinsons hairline tho
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>>74281910
No question. Are you a /SanAntone/ anon? I'm at Mad Dogs on the river if you want to take Rumplemintz shots
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>Aaron Gordon can only win the contest when LaVine is not participating and is against literal whos
S M H T B Q H W Y F
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My boi Gordon gonna win
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>>74281920
>he doesn't know Aaron "HalfWhiteFlight" Gordan
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This is going to end badly
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Please kill DJ Kahled
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>dunk contest
>7 footer

boring shit fuck this
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WE THE BEST
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>DeAndre breaks his leg
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ah fucking tired of these gimmicks
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Can Gordon even top last year? That was the best contest in a while
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THIS ONE IS FOR YOU CLIPS
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>>74281954
He'll just call every dunk shit
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>>74281930
>thinking literally anyone would rather be in charolette than new orleans

Lmao
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>ej thinking deandre is going to win

LMAOOOO if he wins its fucking rigged
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>>74281898
They all washed away.
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>>74281956
>I hate those who have fun.
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3/10
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OFFICIAL ASW MOMENTS POWER RANKINGS

1. DJ Khaled making a 3
2. Porzingis winning something for NY
3. Murray going nuts in the Rising Stars Game

POWER GAP

4. Steph bricking half-court shots for cancer research
5. Kemba making the final 3
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998. Everything else
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AVERAGE
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literally no one calls him 'DJ'
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>>74281962
>implying he didn't get robbed
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>>74281974
everyone has already seen the uber athletic ones, now they have to bring props into it.
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>its a non impressive prop dunk
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>>74281987
>forgetting MIAMI
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>>74281999
blakegriffincar.webm
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A 9 for that shit?


Who gave that to him? Alonzo?
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how many times can you reinvent the dunk before it becomes boring
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>>74281995
THIS
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just popped a viagra and smoked a bowl

>not getting amped for the ball dunking contest
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Shaq qould have given him a 4 like he deserved
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>>74281961
Nah, I live in Midland
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BOLD PREDICTION

The player that is part of a national ad campaign for a company that is an official partner of the NBA is going to win.
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>a 9
Lol
Did he turn the 6 upside down
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where the fuck is barkley?
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YO THAT WAS KINDA NICE DOE
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Lol that dude was going red in the face
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>>74281995
>>74282015
>1 good dunk winning against a set of good dunks
Lmaoing at your lifes
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FUCCCCK
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That was nice
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Love it
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>>74282030
Drunk and got beat up by Lebron
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that was bretty gud
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Come on that was a 9
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If this continues someone's gonna die
pls stop
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>>74282018
RARE
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>>74281882
What a cutie who is this
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>harden ignoring john wall

S H O O K
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SUPERMAN IS IN THE BUILDING
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SHIIET THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD
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LITERAL WHO BOUT TO WIN THIS
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how is that all 10s?!?!?
the scoring is flawed again
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10 for the shorts
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>50
jesus
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>a guy half squatting with a manlet on his shoulders

Who cares
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This nigga has jumping legs. You can just tell.
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is stacking manlets an sport?
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>it's a 10s and 9s frenzy episode
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Is that 21 savage?
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>>74282039
He had like 3 great dunks stupid
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SPAWN OF BIG DAWG
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>>74282054
not until shaw gets used as a prop

someone dies then
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Gorilla.

RAYCCIIISSSS
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>you can't say that Kevin
KEK
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>it's an every moderately impressive dunk gets all 10's episode
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whats with this dude's short shorts and faggy shoes?

Didn't anybody tell him this was on TV?
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YA BLEW IT
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> it's another "all of the judges give every dunk a 10" episode
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Was that harambe?
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WORST DUNK EVER I GIVE IT A 9
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6/10
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>>74282079
>had like 3
Go watch the contest again
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not creative enough
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there's no way this discount Ingram wins this contest
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he just crunched his nuts on that dude's head
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>>74281768
inb4 kyrie irving
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AFRICA IN THE HOUSE
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I feel like anyone who let's themselves be used as a prop to be dunked over is a cuck
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>>74282075
>>74282091
>>74282097
what show are all these episodes from
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>>74282092
Short shorts are best shorts.

Especially for jumping.
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save_us.gordon
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HE'S JUMPING OVER 5 GORILLAS
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Every dunks been done what the fuck is the point of this
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>every dunk is a guy doing a basic dunk while jumping over something or someone

boooriiinng
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>>74282092
Faggy clothing is whats in style with the younger generation
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Dunk Contest is so cringe
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Judges spot on so far
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>drone dunk
ok I kekd
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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THIS
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>WALL: "HEY HARDEN, HEY, HEY, HARDEN, HEY, JAMES, YO JAMES"
>HARDEN: "HUH?"
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>shilled dunks
Jesus Christ....
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>this product placement
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>more sponsored shit

fuck off with this
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Nigga holding a wii u gamepad
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make it stop already
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Good lord the nba has become so shameless
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PRODUCT PLACMENT


How much money did he get for this?
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>dunk contest props are now sponsored


this is so awful
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>Aaron Gordon with an INTEL drone sponsor dunk
ITS RIGGED
>Aaron Gordon with an INTEL drone sponsor dunk
ITS RIGGED
>Aaron Gordon with an INTEL drone sponsor dunk
ITS RIGGED
>Aaron Gordon with an INTEL drone sponsor dunk
ITS RIGGED
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AMD BTFO

RYZEN CONFIRMED SHIT
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>this fucking advertising

jesus christ
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wow this is cringe, fucking jews
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the dunk contest is dead
memes and gimmicks smfh
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>that drone

Ah yes, the famous Obama dunk
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What is this gay shit
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LOL, blew it
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THIS DUNK WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY IBM
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booo
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HE BLEW IT
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IDIOT
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>not dunking the drone
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well that was shit
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>using a drone to dunk
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BOOOOOO

>>74282179
>now

Kia says hi
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Grade inflation is OUT OF CONTROL in the slam dunk contest
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i might stop watching the dunk contest, this is bad
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>>74282105
I did today retard. The 360 off the spinning hoverboard, the hand off between the legs, and the under the legs were all great dunks
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>not even really flying it

jesus this shit is so cringey
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KEK KEKDON EXPOSED
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FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL
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Why not use this to release balls for a tip off?
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ok just have the dunk contest every 4 years like the olympics. This shit is awful.
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fuck this shit this is terrible
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oh and he missed it

smfh
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AHAHAH MEMEDUNKS BTFO
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Dude is pulling a straight Curry.
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>>74281745
LEAVE THE PRO CANCER CURRYNIGGER TO ME
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the league has hit a new low
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>that camera close-up

gorgeous camera work. pure kino.
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MEME DUNKED

FUCK OFF
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RIP he's finished
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>Star Wars music
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THIS IS WHY YOU LOST LAST YEAR YOU FAGGOT
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Gordon spent all his actual good ideas last year lmao
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>>74282203
nice
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>>74282207
Make he dunk contest grades great again
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cringe
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DJ AND THE PACER SCRUB CONFIRMED FOR FINALS
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>no zach lavine to save us

Fuckkkkk we gotta wait another 5 years for a good dunk contest
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oh god

S M H FAMPAIS
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intel about to pull their sponsership lel
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JUST

FUCK

MY

DUNK

CONTEST

UP
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>>74282229
>reload the drone
>reload the drone
>reload the drone
>reload the drone
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What happened to his hops from last year
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GO FUCKING CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE
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CURRY
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ya blew it kid
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AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR GOING FULL JEW
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>>74282212
And in howm any attempts? that's why LaVine won.
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get this fucking faggot off the court
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A NEW MEMBER OF THE SHOOK SQUAD
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>miss 3 times
>still get points
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>gordon getting 1st rounded because he has to sponsor intel
fuck this shitty contest
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>using drones
how high was dis nigga when he thought of this idea?
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He deserves to get knocked out for that waste of time smdh
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Intel's faggot shit ass awful kike product placement infinitely and completely BTFO!
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WHITES EXPOSED
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4 for EF4T
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>All 4 dunks so far have involved meme prop shit
What the fuck happened to just using your own body and being creative? Why does everything have to involve other people or props?
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GO HOME AARON

YOU WILL NOT WIN
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Intel paying the league until he makes it
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J U S T
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>>74282264
dude got paid to do it.
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>>74282230
I've had enough of SW desu. Most SW films are shitty anyways.
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40
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HOW MANY TRIES DO YOU GET??

JUST FUCK MY DUNK CONTEST UP
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>>74282264
He didn't, intel is an nba sponsor and they are forcing him to do it.

Did you think Deandre Jordan actually wanted to be in the contest? No, nigger, statefarm forced them to
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>>74282206
Yea that was when I stopped watching but at least this one isn't rigged for the last dunk showing that blake was going to be the winner no matter what
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>>74282258
Fuck off Shaq
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>>74282264
Intel called him and set this up.
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Kenny Smith is so fucking terrible for play by play and shit it's insane. FUCK THIS NIGGER BULLSHIT NONSENSE!!!
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that's like a 40, nothing special and all those misses
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>Using drones
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I gotta agree with the Judges again.
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we
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That was definitely a 7
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38? Pretty sad my man
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Wow these judges are retarded
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REMINDER: If there isn't a single Raptors player in the slam dunk contest you know it's going to be S H I T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeCUMfraHcA
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based judges
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KENNY IS EDDIE BRAVOS TIER RN
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WAKE ME UP YOUNG MAN

WAKE ME UP YOUNG MAN

LETS GO HOME

LETS GO HOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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wow judges actually giving a good score
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>the only big names get eliminated first

silver is sweating in his seat
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>star wars theme is not related to this because of disney jew business

FUCK YOU THE PREQUELS WERE GOOD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUN GEORGE OUT
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>>74282296
dunk contest always lets you get a million tries

Nate Robinson and Birdman once missed their dunks 10 times in a row, each
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DA DUNK CONTESS IS BAK AMERICA
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>a bunch of niggers in their early 20s try to show off to dumb white kids also in their early 20s by using memes and drones

this whole weekend has been shit, is it baseball season yet
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Ryzen wins, Intel btfo
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>>74282309
which episode of BLACKED.com is that from
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I love how both shit set up for curry and product shilling got btfo

Ball don't lie
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THAT WAS GOOD SCORING BUT THAT 50 WAS NOT
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>>74282275
I mean what else is there to do? Pretty much everything has been done, that's why they rely on props
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https://twitter.com/netw3rk/status/833148975024861184
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>37
and deandre gets a near 50 just for jumping over dj kaled's fat ass.
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>gordon out of the contest because of the jew
aaand time to go. Why couldn't they just use the d-leaguer to shill?

I'll be back for Inside.
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>>74282338
The pepe edition
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you jelly?
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Only good with chuck tbhfam
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Can he save this contest ?
>>
>>74282264
>hey will give you x amount of money to use our prop in your dunk contest in whatever way you want
>just have our brand plastered all over it
it's like when Blake used that car during the dunk contest
>>
>>74282190
Kek underrated
>>
BRING CURRY BACK OUT
>>
>>74282336
This. I'm so excited for baseball. Once football ends it's waiting March Madness and baseball.
>>
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>>74282338
>watching pornography in the year of our lord 2017
>>
Glenn Robinson's dunk was nuts
>>
Derrick Jones still got this
>>
>>74282363

easily
>>
>>74282296
With intelâ„¢ there are unlimited possiblities!
>>
>>74282358
>heart disease, clogged arteries, body odor
nah
>>
>gatorade chimps
>>
>>74282358
>smoking in 2017

literally kill yourself.
>>
>>74282358
>4 packs of newports
HAHAHAHAHHAA
>>
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>>74282358
>newports
>>
>>74282358
>Newports
>>
>>74282358
>4 packs of newports
>greasy food
Enjoy your early death
>>
NIGGERS ARN'T ALLOWED ON TV IN THE UK
>>
THICC
>>
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>its a "put all my money on the underdogs of all 3 events but chickened out at the last second and placed it on the favourites and now all the underdogs I originally went for have all won" episode

I think I'm going to kill myself lads
>>
>>74282363
He already did the last 2 years. This is how the dunk contest has been for years. 1988-1989 was the GOAT, then came 2000, then came 2016. A legendary dunk contest only comes every ~10 years
>>
>>74282375
that's some uncanny valley shit right there
>>
>>74282375
stop posting my porn-fu faggot go kys.
>>
>>74282358
>nigports
>>
>>74282358
Backtracing now you'll be in prison by midnight you neo nazi alt righter. No eating bad pizza in basketball threads.
>>
>intel ad a minute after gordon's dunk

i guess its just a (((coincidence,))) right?
>>
ok fuck this I'm watching today's DB Super episode.
>>
>>74282358
>Arizona
>>
>>74282336
boreball hasn't started yet.
>>
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>>74282358
>Newports
I'd tell you to kill yourself but you already are
>>
>>74282358
>newports
Wassup nigga
>>
WHY ISN'T BASED BIRDMAN IN THIS
>>
>>74282344
a 360 windmilll done perfectly on the first try will always be cool in my eyes. better than dunking over a DJ set
>>
>>74282404
explain this
>>
Reminder that this was the best dunk in the past decade

https://youtu.be/4BQ6iCgaoH8
>>
>>74282419
fuck them they ain't even finished majin buu kai english saga
>>
>>74282338
its Elsa Jean
>>
>took charles off the color because they know he would shit all over the shitty drone
>>
>>74282439
terrible dunk
>>
Why is Gordon going again what the fuck?
>>
Wow, Gordon got what he deserved for selling out

NBA brought no excitement to this Saturday night. Skills was the best.
>>
>>74282352
He did it his first try.
>>
>>74282431
He's dead. Done for the season.
>>
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This dunk contest has been shit so far. Jesus Christ.
>>
racemixing was a mistake lmao
>>
Has anything actually gone well for the Magic this year?

Everything about them stinks.
>>
This is embarrassing
>>
Nigga going for the low score
>>
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>
check please
>>
>>
>Camera pans to a shot of John Wall
>Gordon keeps missing dunks now
THE SHOOKENING IS REAL
>>
AARON GORDON

IS

FUCKING

STRAIGHT

ASS

EL

OH EL
>>
AARON GORDON GOTTA RETIRE
>>
>>74282403

Newport stands for NIggas Either Winning, Pimping, or Runnin' Thangs
>>
>Shit contest
>No chuck to shitpost
Literally shit
>>
>>74282454
Who this
>>
>>74282449
Person with lowest score goes first in the second round. Lol that shill missed 27 dunks in a row.
>>
>Injured
>Still attempts the dunk contest
Much respect, fuck you losers. Kill yourselves you fdat stupod fucks
>>
Full court pass ala Wade to LeBron dunk when?
>>
this contest is fucking awful

where the fuck is chuck to make this entertaining
>>
Aaron Gordon just ended his career. Thanks Intel.
>>
This is Curry tier embarrassing
>>
>>74282454
I demand more porn-kino caps
>>
Can LeBron just fucking do this already he would probably shit on all these scrubs
>>
LOLOLLOLOL I'M KENNY SMITH!!!

CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!!CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!!CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!!CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!!CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!!CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!! CHECK PLEASE!!
>>
>>74282454
i feel like we say this every year
>>
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That was fucking shit.
>>
Well that was anticlimactic
>>
Gordon has a foot injury but he still in the contest.
>>
>34 for literal non-dunk

W o W
o
W
>>
>>74282454
i would actually subscribe
>>
FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD PUT $50 ON ROBINSON
>>
WEBM OF THAT LAKERS CHINK DABBING
>>
The mixed race niggers are the best dunkers meme is over now right?
>>
This has been one of the worst all star nights in recent memory
>>
WORST DUNK CONTEST IN HISTORY GIANNIS PLEASE SAVE US
>>
Dunk Contest is in serious trouble of becoming absolutely shithouse yet again

It came back once, but I don't think they'll get back from this.
>>
Literally fuck this shit
>>
>>74282462
is that Minnie Driver?
>>
LaVine confirmed not robbed
>>
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SAVE THE WORST EVEN FOR LAST? ITS THE WORST EVENT EVERY SINGLE YEAR
>>
WHY IS IT SO BAD THIS YEAR
>>
You now remember the 2015 DeAndre Jordan Hostage Crisis.
>>
Damn.

This sucks
>>
>giving that a 9
>>
that wasn't even a dunk
>>
Guess we have to get this trash after last years god tier contest
>>
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>>74282503
every year is pretty cringy desu senpai
>>
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>mfw i literally set an alarm to wake up for this shit night
>>
>that wade impression

kek
>>
Are they fucking serious giving that 8s and 9s?
>>
>all these misses

pathetic. what a joke. bring back real dunkers. NO MORE LOSERS.
>>
That was weak as fuck
>>
DERRICK JONES JUNIOR LETS GO
>>
>>74282490
Last year was actually good.
>>
IF DJ DOESNT WIN IM GOING TO EAT DOG SHIT ON CAM FOR CLIPS4LYFE
>>
they need to scrap all of this for a 3v3 tournament $5 million to the winners
>>
mmm that was nice
>>
Damn who this nigga?
>>
OK

OK

IT'S BACK
>>
There we go!
>>
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Is this the worst Dunk Contest since Bloke Griffins faggot Kia dunk episode?
>>
OH FUCKKKKKKKKK

SUPERMAN
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
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>>
WAKE ME UP YOUNG MAN
>>
YES
THANK YOU LITERAL WHO
>>
WHY DO THE SUNS HAVE A FUCKING GORILLA FOR A MASCOT??
>>
Didn't somebody do this dunk last year?
>>
pretty good 48
>>
>>74282518
Who is this
>>
10
>>
>>74282529
Last year was pretty hype in every contest
>>
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There's only one man who can save this trash dunk contest
>>
GAME OVER
>>
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WE BACK INNIT
>>
short shorts back bby
>>
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>getting schooled by a literally who
>>
PHX OUTCHEA
>>
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>>74282519
>he stayed in LA for this
>>
I think DeRozan did that a few years ago
>>
>i gotchu nigga
>>
50??

Fuck
>>
anyone remember that terrible dunk contest tv show that TNT tried to do last year?
>>
GIVE THIS LITERAL WHO THE MAX RIGHT NOW
>>
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY TEAM IS ALREADY SHIT WHY DID GORDON HAVE TO BLOW IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
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i told u
>>
Come on Man that was good but not a 50
>>
I could literally do all these dunks
>>
WEAK DUNK REEEEEEEE
>>
DAB
A
B
>>
*dabs*

*fails*
>>
>One good dunk

WE BACK GOAT DUNK CONTEST
>>
>dab

no one cares
>>
DAB ON EM
>>
wttttf
>>
NO DAB DUNKS

THAT'S A AUTOMATIC ZERO

REEEEEEEEEE
>>
Gordon is injured. Im suprised hes even participating tbqh
>>
*dabs*
>>
>>74282555
The one where they had East vs. West was pretty bad.
>>
>Dab dunk
>>
DABBIN ON DEM NIGGAS
>>
just saving up for the finals
>>
>dab meme dunk
Fuck off
>>
he should lose points for that shit
>>
Oh great, a nigger dabs... HOW CREATIVE!!

FUCK NIGGER CULTURE!!!
>>
I feel bad for those in the stands who payed hundreds of dollars just to yawn for 3 hours
>>
Their scoring scale is worse than IGNs
>>
WHATS WITH THE RANCH?

JUST A LITTLE DAB
>>
Teams should sign some of those And1 fags on 10 day contracts just for the dunk contest
>>
Pogba plays basketball?? lel xD
>>
>>74282568
hes a power in-game dunker. Thats why Lebron never did it.
>>
that dab looked pretty good on the way down 2bh
>>
LOL NIGGA HE DABBIN! THAT NIGGA DABBIN YAAAAAS!
>>
DUDE DAB LMAO XDD
>>
car crash contest
>>
What year is it?
>>
>people saying the best dunk of the night isn't worth a 50
>>
>>74282624
last year set the bar way too high.
>>
>finals is literal who's
This is the dunk contest I know and love
>>
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GET READYYYY
>>
>>74281951
that was Eric Gordon
>>
soccer is not big in america
>>
>>74281745
FOR ALL MY /sp/ BRETHREN THAT ACTUALLY PLAY SPORTS. HOW DO I JUMP HIGHER TO DUNK???
>>
>>74282632
thats pretty much what the phoenix suns guy is. just a dunker, hes so bad at ball that he comes off the bench for a literal d-league team
>>
fuck lebron and these cringey political commericals
>>
please jones dont let some meme cuck win
>>
Lavine would have made this 100x more entertaining
>>
>>74282616
*BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
*clapclapclapclapclap*
>>
>>74282653
Oh shit
>>
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Where are you know Gordonfags
>>
hey guys, just got in, did curry make the shot for loukemia?
>>
>>74282647
You shouldn't judge a dunk based off other dunks. That dunk alone is not a 50
>>
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Why are they all vandalising people's property? what was the point of that ad?
>>
>People still dabbing in the current year
>>
>ad about equality
>only shows niggers

Thanks (((nike)))
>>
>>74282658
Strengthen your legs

Look up boingVERT
>>
>>74282658
kill yourself and be reincarnated with better genetics.
>>
>>74282653
I think he is advising using the comfyness of your couch for a nap
>>
>1 v 1 competition, 8 man bracket, first to 11 wins, 3s are worth 2
>big man 3 point contest
>horse competition

did i just fix all star weekend
>>
Just let Jones do like 6 dunks by himself, he's the only one who knows what he's doing
>>
>>74282683
Does boingvert require equipment? If so it's garbage foh
>>
>>74282653
is he going to shoot up the place?
>>
>>74282658
Be black
>>
>>74282543
Are you going to do it?
>>
>>74282684
This is actually the best advice
>>
>>74282616
Ooh yes my dear...

Eagerly awaiting Jones' meme dunk in round 2.
>>
>>74282678
it's funny how it didn't gain traction until after the Panthers lost and shat the bed this season
>>
pretty shitty A.S.S so far
>>
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anti-racism is code for anti-white
>>
>>74282683
boingVert is a meme
just do ss
learn to squat deadlift and power clean/snatch
>>
>>74282694
Those have all been done before and were all scrapped
>>
>>74282647
How was that the best? That shit is basic by now. His first one was even better.
>>
Wait some YouTube guy made an NBA roster?
>>
>>74282314
I remember 2002. Started watching in 2001.
>>
>that mic fuckup

Ahaha this meme weekend won't stop
>>
REEEEEEEEEE
>>
Someone do a cartwheel dunk
>>
The NBA needs to take a page from the NFL Pro Bowl and get some playground shit going next year.
>>
none been top tier so far
>>
>>74282720
that's not going to make you more explosive
>>
>>74282694
>horse competition
No you didn't.
The horse competition was horrible when they did it.
Turned into a 3 point contest because Rondo couldn't shoot 3s.
>>
I should apply to be a team's mascot, that looks like a fun job
>>
Literally the same shit as his first dunk, are you serious
>>
>having jr in your name when your father isnt famous

why
>>
>literally everyone except the no name from pheonix has fucked up
if anyone else wins its fuckd
>>
>>74282658
you dont need boing vert to get hops, just do different leg workouts.
>>
DO A 720 FOR FUCKS SAKE AAAAHHHHHHHH
>>
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>THAT WAS DECENT
>>
>>74282737
NBA Live 2004 lad
>>
im done with this shit
migrating over to /hwndu/
>>
>44 for that
>>
We could've had the FT 360 dunk if it wasn't fot Thibs
>>
>>74282757
>>74282757
>>74282757
>>74282757
FINAL THREAD
>>
ARE THEY FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THESE SCORES, IT WAS THE SAME EXACT FUCKING DUNK BUT IT WAS OVER ONE PERSON INSTEAD OF TWO
>>
NBA confirmed for worst ASW this year.
>>
thott thott thott
>>
If I'm the Gorilla I'd be sticking my dick in the cheerleader
>>
>>74282774
I thought hwndu got shutdown
>>
interracial threesome
>>
>>74282658
High weight, low reps. Power cleans. Plymoetric exercises. And most importantly. Lose Weight
>>
GORILLA'D
>>
>>74282748
so don't allow any straightforward shots
>>
fuck how embarassing
>>
IS THAT

ZACH LAVINES MUSIC
>>
What a finale!!


Hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha
>>
the last two years were good, but this year is bad.
>>
>>74282809
Would mark out 2bh
>>
That's it mayne
>>
Ok that dunk was nice.
>>
I STAYED UP UNTIL 5AM FOR THIS?!

FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>
>>74282972
Go to sleep man ..
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