ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT THREAD #2

>Kyle lousy

AHHHH FUCK YOU KLAY YOU HALF NIGGER GONNA ELIMINATE KEMBA AHHH

>A FUCKING LEAF

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>9

I know CJ's gf personally. What does /sp/ think of him?

>9

UNCLE P BOUT TO WIN THIS

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>KLAY

Lowry and klay shooooooooooooooooooooook YESEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

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>CHOKE THOMPSON

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

GAY THOMPSON

CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UPJUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

AHAHJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJJAJA

KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA

>KLAYYYYYYYLMAOOO

Everyone's doing horrible

Yet again the league is fucking over Warriors players

>you now realize they make bricks out of klay

lmao thompson BTFO

IS THERE ANY DOUBT?!?!!???!!?!?!?!

these dumbshit commentators trying to predict anything

>trying this hard

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

what's for lunch lads

LARRIORS

KEMBA IS GOING TO TAKE IT
BUZZ CITY WY@?????????

wooooow

>top 8 to top 3
>not top 8 to top 4 to top 2

wtf

>DE CITY OF OAKLAND

3-1

>>74280701
He seems like a really nice guy. I'm going to a Blazer game next month gonna go in early and try to interact with him

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>>74280693

I WAS

RUNNING

THROUGH THE

>9

WITH MY WOES

Holy shit Kemba made it

WHO WILL WIN

>>74280733
THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

KEMBA
E
M
B
A

>>74280750
WE MUHFUKKEN OUTCHEA BUZZZZ CITYYYYYYYYYY

WEST SHALOTTE HERE

The 73-9 Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA finals

>kemba is the best shooter in the nba

>>74280763
put your trip back on you're not fooling anybody

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>CHOKE THOMPSON
>SHOOK BROTHERS

ALL STAR SATURDAY 2017 OFFICIAL SHOOK STANDINGS

1. JOHN WALL

=====UNIVERSAL POWER GAP=====

2. KLAY THOMPSON

=====POWER GAP=====

3. KYLE LOWRY
4. CJ MCCOLLUM
5. WES MATTHEWS

Rooting for Eric Gordon but flat earth man will win because he is clutch

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SWAG CITY BITCH

What a shit show. Hopefully they get actual shooters in it next year

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>THE CITY OF GSW

>>74280777
wasn't even the worst choke of the past 12 months no one cares anymore

Who is crazier?
>flat earthers
>scientologists

if eric gordon wins hardens chances of MVP are fucking gone

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lmao at you Warrior haters shitting on Klay because of an EXHIBITION contest. I guess that's all you jealous losers have since it's a lock we're gonna win the ship.

KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA

>>74280750
reppin from NCSU

How delicious will the memes be if Kyrie wins?

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John Wall status my lads?

>>74280799
hollow earthers

>Gay Thompson
Kek

>>74280803
thanks for letting my boy kemba walker advance

>>74280799
Scientologists, flat earthers are retarded not crazy

SWAGGY P TIED KLAY AHAHAHAHAHAH

/Our guy/ kyrie got this

>le flat earth man will win and proceed to red pill audience with victory speech
It was part of his plan all along

BASED GORDON

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>HE'S GONNA HIT 4/5 ON EVERY RACK

>>74280800
What? Gordon hardly plays and is a 6th man. Harden's supporting cast sucks ass.

>autotrader

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>>74280814
the fuck

>almost put $50 on kyrie who was 9/2 to win but pussed out

Fug

WATCH THE BALL TAKE YOUR TIME KEMBA

>YFW KYRIE WINS ONE FOR DA LAND

>>74280795
who dis? Is this from TRL?

PAUL MILLSAP'S JUMPER IS FUEGO

>>74280800
But klay won last year and steph was unanimous mvp

All Star breaks are what are wrong with american sports.

>Gordon Hayward made finals but lost
>Eric Gordon makes final but will lose
>Aaron Gordon ???

KEMBA NEEDS A SNICKERS

>>74280826
>>74280830
he said he was joking and it was all commentary on alternative facts you mong

worst things about basketball is music during play and obvs goes without saying the stupid amounts of adverts

>kembrick

>>74280838
Gordon plays over 30mpg and has the most threes in the league after Curry

>KEMBA BRICKER

>>74280838
>best 3 point shooter in the league

i could average 10 assists a game if i chucked it to an elite 3 point shooter like gordon

How is Porzingis not in this?

Why is followthrough important for a jumper?

>>74280815
Antarctica is the passage to the netherworlds

>>74280838
lol how dumb can you be

MY NIGGA ERIC GORDON GOT THIS

NO NOT THE FLAT EARTHER

REEEEEEE

ROUND EARTH FAGS BTFO

>this is a big rack right here

No matter who wins Gordon definitely has the best form 2bh

not bad for first all star appearance

we proud of you kemba

Roundies btfo

Based True Blue Kyrie

is an ball flat?

>>74280888
It affects the speed/spin/direction and arc

when did /nba/ turn to such shit

KYRIE IS GOING TO DROP MASSIVE REDPILLS ON THE FLAT EARTH, SHADOW GOVERNMENTS AND REPTILIANS WHEN HE WINS

PREPARE YOURSELVES

Gabrielle Union looks like shit desu

KEMBA NOOOOOOOOOOO

OVERTIME

WEW LAD WEW
E
W

HE CHOKED

>final round
>3 players
Thank god we have a tie.

CHOKE

OD?

OVERDOSE?

JUST

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MEME MAGIC

DIRTY ROUND EARTH SCUM ALMOST BEAT OUR GUY

>kenny talks someone up
>they choke

what did reggie say former ____ king?

Jesus Kenny Smith does not shut the fuck up. Quit quick calling these shots. If you have nothing of value to say, let the moment speak for itself. Dang that gets annoying.

OT OT

NEVER MUCH GOOD WHEN WE GO OT

gordon pls

CMON GORDON BEAT THIS FLAT EARTH RERE

WORSE THAN THE WARRIORS CHOKE

>>74280888
forces you to extend to fully extend your fingers on every shot. Also keeps your balance. The intent to fully follow through matters to your form

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sitting courtside

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FLATTED

Reminder this is a preview of the finals

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OT

>>74280964
kek

Kenny Smith is so fucking terrible.

HE'S CJING

>He CJ'd

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>>74280947
>>74280950
>>74280949
Literally the most annoying combo in sports lads

Damn, Kyrie just CJ'd the last shot

I want to date a Basketball American

MFW KYRIE GETS ONE FOR DA FLAT EARTH

This is awful

>>74280964
>10 years from now the regular season will be the 3 point contest and the all star game will have a post up contest

i never asked for this

kyrea

EARTH IS FLAT

LIKE KYRIE'S BROKEN ASS JUMPER

>>74280960
i fucking hate sluts

>>74281001
>the all star game will have a post up contest

M-Maybe /jah/ will win it?

:)

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

MY NIGGA ERIC GORDON

BASED ERIC GORDON

FLAT EARTHERS ONCE AGAIN BTFO

Earth confirmed round.

FLAT EARTH BTFO

GORDON ELITE

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

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FLAT EARTH RETARDS ETERNALLY BTFO

>flaties

Is he autistic?

>>74281001
Not bad, leaf.

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>ROUNDED
RETARDS BTFO

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>>74280964

FLAT EARTHERS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

SAVAGE

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>>74280853
No
Also he looks like the alien human hybrid in alien resurrection

>>74280989
Yea he is, fucking unbearable.

THE EARTH IS ROUND, NIGGER!!

dem thighs

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>It's a round Earth episode

What is this flat earth meme

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#1 wasn't invited to this event

explain this autism

>this crowd


what the fuck is wrong with these people

is eric gordon THICC?

KRISTEN LEDLOW

MY DICK

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EARTH IS ROUND LIKE A BIG OL BOOTY

she is weirdly sexual

FLAT EARTHERS BTFO FLAT EARTHERS BTFO FLAT EARTHERS BTFO FLAT EARTHERS BTFO FLAT EARTHERS BTFO

>FLAT EARTHERS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

>>74281052
> flat earth is the meme

you're so blue pilled it hurts

these stupid ass questions

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When were you going to apologize?

>>74281068


it's the choker. always the choker

>>74281066
What did she mean by this?

didnt klay score 27 last year. this was trash

SMOOTHIE GOD KING

Trophies round

>>74281066
It's actually an oblate sphere like my right testicle

>>74281057
John Wall choking in the Skills challenge proves that no wizards players should be invited to events

>>74281057
>wes mathews

kek why was he invited

>>74281052
Kyrie really believes the Earth if flat.

>>74281061
the noted basketball hotbed of new orleans

>>74281061
They wanted based Klay to win, he got the biggest pop of the night when they introduced him

>>74281052
Kyrie a dumb

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THIS DEAD CROWD IS GOING TO RUIN THE FUCKING DUNK CONTEST WITH ZERO HYPE HOLY SHIT

IS THERE EVEN ANYONE IN THE ARENA?

Basic hoes nowadays wearing chokers to show they like being choked in the bedroom like they're choking a 3-1 lead

>>74281093
>Porter

Who cares. These other players shoot way more, have a higher volume.

>>74281084
100% this

I miss Craig ;_;

>LE WEAR SILLY SUITS MAN XDDDDD

craig sager is so fucking overrated

forced emo bit

>>74281121
hey man no need to be edgy

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>>74281057
Neither was based Joe

:(

>>74281121
+1

Don't make me feel this way

>>74281104
nola is a football city, not basketball

the pelicans' attendance rate is p shitty

Someone dies every day what the fuck is this gay shit

>sad segment so you are more susceptible to food advertisements

>>74281086
Both Curry and Thompson have been uter trash with the 3 points this season

GUY FERIERI

Was Bill Russell schleep?

>bandwagoning chinks

there is nothing I hate more

was that flavorman?

>>74281121
you wouldn't say this shit if he was your great uncle have some respect

INB4 BRICKS

Imagine they miss all of them?

THATS REGGIE MILLER'S MUSIC

FLAVORTOWN

REGGIE WEW

REGGIE TIME

Rockets confirmed 2017 NBA Champions

is this the WWE?

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

REGGIE MILLER

>the biggest meme shootout of all time

REGGIE

Where's Shaw?

HOLY SHIT

GUY FIERI

This is so cringeworthy

wow this is so very spontaneous, how kind of them :^)

BASED REGGIE

CURRY NOT COMING ON LOL

/SHOOK/

BASED KHALED

What the hell is happening

ERRYBODY COMIN OUT

IT's MILLER TIME

This shit is cringey as hell

JUSTICE YOUNG IN THE SHOOTOUT

CURRY NOT INCLUDED KEK

is that justice young?

30k max

BRING OUT GIANNIS FOR CRAIG!

>celebrities

fuck this

>>74281193
kys my man

REGGIE TIME

Reggie miller about to brick every shoot

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DJ KHALED

literally none of them will make a shot....

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>post yfw defrozen is a 50% 3 point shooter

WE DA BEST

oh shit Justice Young

fucking bitch misses every shot I pass to him that mother fucker

fucking orange juice ass bitch

>only 1 minute
Jews

>>74281215
kek

NBA has gone too far, this is faggotry at its finest

dat khaled shot

BASED KHALED

>3pts shooting in heels

this will be fun desu

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I'm 12 and I cringe at everything

>harden hitting every single one
based

>THAT MEME CHUCKING AT THE END

NBA BASED AS FUCK

SOME SA KHALED SOME SAY KHALEED

that fat fuck actually made it, we'll never hear the end of it

BASED KHALED WITH THE BANKSHOT

Jonathon Simmons is god.

khaled carrying the 3 point contest

>milking a guys death for ratings
For shame, tnt

are they going to break out and sing we are the world now

>only 130K

Too bad he couldn't hit
>ANOTHA ONE

that was so far the most exciting part

i mean they were gonna have to bring out steph at some point

This is when you let niggers in charge

No idea who won, I'm watching on sling and it just randomly cut back to the start of the round now some fat sandnigger is shooting? the fuck?

so who's paying that money to this "foundation"?

WE THE BEST BASKETBALL

>Steph Curry sitting right there

So forced what the fuck is this cringeworthy

WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST WE DA BEST

>>74281258
was he shooting?

ANOTHA ONE

KEK STEPH IS GONNA MISS

if curry scores it the NBA is confirmed for rigged and this is literally WWE

LURRY BOUT TO CHOKE AGAIN

STEPH IS GONNA CHOKE AWAY THE $500K FOR CANCER RESEARCH

whats going on niggas

The pressure is on YOU Steph

>>74281277
IT'S THE KIKES!

Oh my god

>>74281277
>paying
wew lad. no foundation is getting paid lel

IN B4 CURRY CHOKES

no way

>>74281267
lel

>chokes
>forever shamed

CURRY GONNA CHOKE

BRICKS FOR CHARITY

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>adam silver's face right now

where should khaled play?

>trusting a choker with all this pressure

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE

>>74281287
3 shots 1 bad memory

S H O O K

CURRY CHUCKING BRICKS FOR CANCER RESEARCH

KEK LURRY LURRY KEKEKEKE

STEPH ISNT CLUTCH FUCKING KEK

>curry

>>74281305
kek this would have worked better

is he wearing uggs

LMAO THIS IS BAD

STEPH CURRY LIKES CANCER

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CHEF CURRY WIT DA BRICK BOY

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74281215
seriously? i demanded a trade without him because he kept outscoring me.

He can't make it hahaha

He's choking again

ETERNALLY SHAMED

CURRY THE NEXT TO BE SHOOK FOR LIFE

lmfao

>BRICKY

LMAO GET FUCKED CURBITCH

3-1 all over again

CURRY CHIMPING TF OUT

I can't watch this

CURRY A BITCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFS2Pm4KOSg

Curry hates people with luekimia

steph drunk

the guy is shooting in skinny jeans

such disrespect

LURRY AHAHAHAHA

EXPOSED CURRY EXPOSED
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally fucking airballing

CHOKE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS JUST EMBARRASSING

CURRY BUILDING THE WALL HOLY SHIT

>this ruins currys career

WOW FUCK STEPH

LIGHT YEARS AHEAD

I really wanted Curry to embarrass himself.

this is the worst....

Nice save

CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD CURRY BAILED OUT BY SHAW AND A FUCKING CHILD

This is a little sad desu

deGOATzan

Curry choking LMAO

Shaw with the save

Steph Curry approves of Cancer pads

BRING KYRIE AND HAVE STEPH DEFEND

>using the kid as a contingency plan
wew

he hates Sager

shown the fuck up

can curry ever recover from this

>literal child outplaying curry
:thinking:

BAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>74281310
sandnigger hell

BASED SHAW

>curry

I wish it was durrcant tbqh

>finale wasn't shaq hitting a free throw

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Curry exposed by a small child and Shaw

top comedy

How embarrassing

too much make-up on kristen ledlow face

CURRY EXPOSED AS FUCK ON NATIONAL TV

COULDN'T EVEN SINK 1 (ONE) HALF COURT SHOT FOR $500K TO CANCER RESEARCH

SHOOK

whoa that kid looks too much like him

>steph declines to help sager's charity in front of his own kid

wow wow for SHAME

Did anyone else want the kid to miss it?

that kid > curry

MEMBER SAGER PLS WATCH OUR SHOW

wew lad

this is so fucking cringe
but I love seeing steph utterly embrassed

SO much cringe.

>Curry literally BTFO by a child

Is he eternally irrelevant? Will he even make the Hall of Fame

>CURMEME EXPOSED

Mrs sager is hot as fuck, why do people have kids so old?