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Previous thread: >>74277682
News:
Mitrione vs Fedor Cancelled
>GSP is back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc
>Cyborg is back
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc
>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract
>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london
>>74280446
first
>>74280446
lol did you get banned bro lol
>>74280446
Daily reminder that Nate "The GOAT" Diaz beat a vulnerable, peasant potato farmer twice.
Schaub is God
the elsa thread was better this is reddit shite
>>74280463
its not that hard to copy and paste m8. this is the first op i've ever made
adan btfo
based mods
why mas mitrione done this?
I am very upset
>Fightstream ded
Anyone got new stream?
official COPS stream
http://www.247hd.info/hd2.php
>Kekator thinks theyve found a can for Koscheck to crush
I hope this backfires
>>74280518
Can't wait to watch Cops after Smellator
>>74280322
>>74280357
>>74280372
literally everyone here is aware of the rational-scientific critique of "the supernatural." it's funny you bring up 12 year olds, because most well-developed personalities did arrive at this critique at that age. and then they grew out of it when they realized that the rational-scientific approach is not all-encompassing.
>>74280503
>anything but myths
what exactly do you think myths are?
>>74280526
its on now m8. fuck bellator
Ah so this is the power of Bellator
Viacom has deep pockets and a wonderful TV deal.
Why does everything go so wrong?
should I do a kongo thomson koscheck parlay or is that stupid? never watched bellator b4
Wait......no fedor tonight?
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>74280522
I think it will, a multi-year layoff is usually the kiss of death.
>>74280548
we're talking about the emelianenkos as the brothers karamazov. this is clearly mma related
fedor = alyosha
aleks = dmitri
ivan = ivan (ha!)
Fedor isn't competing tonight? Welp,. goodnight ladies and gentlemen enjoy your evening.
anyone got a stream?
Will Fedor's show money bankrupt Lellator?
>>74280553
They should all win pretty easily tbqh
>>74280590
i've got a stream for you right here
*unzips dick*
*pisses in ur mouth*
Lmfao Fedor could have fought any can tonight.
>>74280578
LMAO THESE ANNOUNCERS
BOO HOO THE MAIN EVENT IS SCRAPPED
imagine if meryl showed up to this bellator "fight" card
>>74280577
>mfw theists find no meaning in family, friends, or work
>>74280609
top laffs m8
>>74280673
You could take steps towards that
>cancelling the meme fight of the night
Welp, boxing it is then
>>74280638
i doubt she cares and was just trying to be flowery
>>74280626
> Not knowing who Chael Sonnen is
Fuckign causls
>>74280673
i hope you die in MY sleep tonight
~sleep tonight~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r4MNcOVOQM
>>74280739
your mom is flowery
Dave and Buster Commercial was the first time I've heard "ARCADE GAME" in a commercial in years. Checked out the Walking Dead Arcade Game on Youtube and it looks like a fucking Dreamcast House of the Dead game.
Speaking of retro games, was Fedor in any MMA game?
>>74280748
I know Chael you mong
>>74280566
>le fiction/nonfiction dichotomy
lol
>>74280748
Chael is dead to me after getting dicked on be Jenna Jameson's ex
>>74280774
>mong
anyone who uses this word is literally an autistic manchild
go play some more video games you booger eater
>It's a Koscheck has to lay and pray a literal who for 15 minutes because is chin is shot.
>>74280797
He didn't get his nickname for nothing.
>>74280774
Go write a blog faggot
>Mong
ahahahahahaa
>>74280688
>police arrive at mom's door
>her life is ruined
no i can't take steps toward it shitskin
i thought wmma was the first fight?
>tfw kos was my first ever boy
>just want to see him go out on a HEEM
>>74280825
Just saying man, if you want to die it's fairly doable
WWE is objectively as good as Bellator
>>74280856
shut up before i shut you up
Always root for my boy koscheck but he needs to sit his dead ass body down and retire
>>74280845
>kos is his boy
what in the fuck is wrong with australians
>>74280827
maybe everything moved up one since the main event was cancelled?
Josh Cuckshack
>>74280881
LLLLOL i'm dying
Daron cuckshank
Been in the hospital all day lads. Got knocked out by a light tap yesterday and my coach said it might be worth it to get a CTE scan. Long story short they're saying my brain looks like swiss cheese. That explains the dizzy spells I've been getting for the past few months. They're saying to completely forget about fighting but... I think if I just focus on improving my defense and stamina I might still be able to bang.
This three man group actually works.
>>74280387
boxing is LITERALLY dead
>>74280948
there is no such thing as a cte scan you blithering zilch
>Big John ignoring the outstretched fingers
this is the dumbest rule.
Having your hand open is part of fighting. Just deal with it. You need to able to parry, grab the wrist, push away etc.
>>74280948
Sorry about that Brandan
>>74280978
This is fucking retarded
LOL Yesssssssssssssssssss get rekt Koscuck
people who play UT on UFC 2:
if you fight a black guy, just take him down
Anyone got a stream link?
fuck
>crying because you beat the corpse of Koscheck
what the fuck
bullshit
hahahaha fuck you josh koscheck
Josh fucking blows
This is my first time watching Bellator is it always this bad?
Glad Josh got fucked on ignorin the rules like that.
>>74280978
>fighters with longer reach using fingers as a tool to stop shorter fighters rushing in
"it's part of fighting"
t. 205er
what the fuck was that? bellator is a fucking shit show, bring back elite XC and strikeforce, at least they had fun fights
>take uppercut to the left of your face
>cover your right eye
neat
homeboy was paying 3.50
Why the fuck is Tito so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i60yIiPzWA
what a pathetic showing by Koscheck. Chael had it right. whatever happened to the guy who used to double leg like a beast? looks like he was just out to score a paycheck.
>>74281060
>t. 205er
fuck off with this t. 189er shit you fucking zero
Anyone got a stream for bellator?
>>74281083
>oh shit he made a good point
>instead of accepting it and learning i'm gonna insult him
>>74281083
t. bellator 172er
>>74281096
38716203425011c7175613ef7675e00ded35cc92
>>74281082
I didn't see the whole round, but did he actually shoot once? I was just expecting him to come in and shoot within a minute
>>74281096
https://discord.gg/WnHy8
Get in here and I'll give it to you
>>74281109
I dont think so
>>74281106
lol I'm 2 dumb to get acestream working on linux.
that's what I get.
oh well at least I'm not missing Fedor
THE WORD IS FULL OF HATE REGARDLESS BELIEFS CHRISCHAN MOOSLAM
>>74281106
Sorry mate idk what this means. Its a vlc thing?
>>74281082
His chin is shot dude. How's he gonna shoot on a guy knowing he can get put out by a stray jab?
>>74281109
not once. the fight was what 3-4 minutes long? maybe he was waiting for the ten second clap?
CHRISCHANS MOOSLIEUMS JUDEN
Wait is that Brazilian sticking up for Islam?
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>74281137
acestream
super easy to use on windows.
google it
>>74281137
>>74281137
Acestream I take it
>>74281137
Acestream is a virus people use to bait newfags
I REPEAT IT'S A VIRUS.
>>74281142
You are stupid
so, is emelianenko fighting or not?
>>74281142
are you serious? standing in the guy's range is the only other option? there are plenty of ways to close the distance without getting caught, or minimizing getting caught. he had opportunities. he chose not to take them.
>>74281155
Yeah it was weird, bet Paul Daley is pissed that he called out Rory instead of Koscheck.
>Rampage v.s. King Mo in Chicago
Hmm... tempting.
>>74281124
Chrome keeps freezing trying to open it
>>74281220
he already fought
>>74281220
Yes
>>74281220
He fights every day for the one true god.
>>74281142
I remember seeing the Woodley fight and it was pretty scary. Legit anything Kos got hit with he was being wobbled. Wish he would just retire. Dude's rich too.
>just got home
>look at results
>Fedor vs Meathead off
Someone heem me please. Fedor vs Tito! Tito isn't retired,everyone knows this.
>>74281220
who?
>>74281220
He just Ko'd Mitrione' were you watching?
Reminder: Veta Arteaga should be undefeated if she wasnt robbed
>>74281261
Tito wanted the fight but he was probably just memeing
>>74281208
no it works great. it just will occasionally divert a tiny bit of your processing power to putin's botnet. not a bad price for so much free programming and frankly i think of it as a civic duty.
Guys, this is the best stream:
http://fightstream.is/bellator-172-fedor-vs-mitrione
Please (you) me though
>>74281235
yeah, Kos is an easy fight for anyone these days unless he returns to his base. if he does, he might have a few years left with wins and losses. if not, it's all L for him, i fear.
STREAM YOU FAGGOTS
We can all agree Bellator needs to get the Goat out of retirement for one last fight against Fedor Right?
>>74281279
Reminder: if you give 1 iota of a shit about Womens mma you're a feminist cuck who hates women and subconsciously wants to see them beat each other to a pulp because of the rejection they give you.
>>74281309
you are a gentleman and scholar
>>74281309
i was gonna say my stream is better but its not. you win this time (you)
Is Arteaga really on a main card again? She lloks like a potato.
Have some self respect Bellator.
>>74281309
(you)
>farmers only dot com
>>74281288
Really? Meme or not I'd watch. Not sure who would win. But Tito's retired a few times. And every time he does he has an identity crisis because all he knows is fighting. He's like a LHW BJ.
>veta
>>74281338
>>74281309
Good lad
THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>74281386
It's basically Whites only Dot com..
>>74281407
she won that fight tho
>>74281334
Fedor is terrified of him now desu.
HEY, I'D HAVE SOME MAYO ON THAT.
What is this song? Aubien Mercier always comes out to this too.
>Fedor fight was pulled because Mitrione got sick
kekerooni. you guys don't actually believe this right? Mitrione changed his mind at the last minute about taking a fall so they canned the match
>>74281309
cheers laddeh
"she's like a windmill"
- A compliment given to a WMMA's fighter on the main card of bellator
>wmma
>>74281367
I saw her at the weigh in, she looks like chunky diarrhea is going to spray out of her ass at any given moment
>>74281464
How come?
>>74281471
I'd Yankova her if you know what I mean.
>>74281176
it's the latest trend
BAM BAMBILA BAM BAM
sweatingman.tiff
>tfw got my new laptop so can finally post back on /heem/
Fuck yeah cunts. Let's watch some WMMA
>>74281508
What song used this a sample? Sounds so familiar
>>74281495
That picture makes me mad. Why are most liberals so fucking retarded when it comes to islam? I'm pretty much a liberal and when i see them defending women being forcefully covered up by their fathers or just societal pressure of their communities it makes me livid.
>>74281523
please dont call me a cunt
>>74281521
Koscheck getting heemed webm where??
>her dream was to play college soccer
What the fuck kind of stupid dream is that? Why stop at college?
>>74281524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcaPu9JPenU
>>74281334
Nah man, riding off into the sunset after winning the Rizin grand prix is the perfect way to go. Too bad we never got a rematch tho
>>74281532
Shut up DRUMPFKIN XD
>>74281524
http://www.whosampled.com/Sister-Nancy/Bam-Bam/
Looks like Kanye and Chris Brown and a few others
>>74281524
I know a statik selektah track but can't remember the title now
>>74281338
I enjoy the one where they rip out a strap on after the fight
>>74281495
Thanks. Now I know who I'm rooting for on Sunday. Definitely that thick bitch with the the tattoos that didn't make weight.
I want to marry Veta for citizenship and make cummies on her thicc belly
>>74281554
Oh yeah, it was that Kanye track.
>>74281532
It's too late for your country and most of Europe, you might as well convert before you get killed
>wmma
>footwork
pick one
>>74281549
Is it though?
Wouldn't redemption for the loss against Fedor as his final heem be the greatest?
>>74281614
barf
>>74281532
Actually the dumbest thing is thinking that foreign Syrians have US constitutional rights.
we got us some chipotle mayo lads
Why is Dana Whites cockslave commentating bellator?
how did mayo not choke her out in that position?
I don't get WMMA
/REMINDER/
Who /andy/ here?
>swn choke you out and rub her feet on your cock
why even live
where can i buy one of these green pesto bellator fightkits?
>>74281524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EASkmfbRqZI
Now i think about it... Maybe Trannies should be allowed to compete in Womens MMA
Would sure liven things up
>is your refrigerator fighting for bellator?
forgot to post
>>74281176
who said it? i havent found a stream yet
Arteaga is literally a female Diego Sanchez
>>74281710
Women are bad at fighting unless they roid up.
>the most significant strike of the fight is a headbutt
wmma
SHEEM LEAKY
>>74281733
your mom is a female diego sanchez
>>74281731
http://www.247hd.info/hd2.php
the brazilian dude who beat KOS
>Dave and Busters
Is it full of douchey frat boys or nerds? I can't tell.
chubby girl looks like a Mexican Jumping bean
>>74281625
It'd be an incredible final win even at this stage of their careers but I think Fedor would beat him.
>>74281764
got one by my house, its nothing but middle aged couples and cougars. Hardly anyone goes there anymore
>how you want your fight outfit senpai
JUST
MAKE
ME
LOOK
LIKE
A
GREEN
POTATO
it's full of busters
>>74281769
her hips are like the thinnest part of her body, even her ribcage is wider, not to mention the FUPA
still too much bunda for ireland tho
>>74281764
It's kind of like a Chuck E Cheese except for teenagers instead of kids.
>>74281769
Ortega is my fightfu. I'd love to plant my seed in her tummy
>>74281771
where the fuck are all these quotes from
>>74281775
So do they actually play the games? Seems like a whacky combination.
i'm rooting for the can of spinach
>>74281784
shes built like an ice cream cone. there isnt much you can do
>>74281730
YOU FUCKIN SICKED ME YOU FUCK!
YOU'RE OFFICIALLY AN ANTI-BOY NOW PICKSGUY
how much before main card?
>>74281730
>all these Koscheck picks
hey, the fight got cancelled, you lied to me /heem/, why?
Why are mexican women so disgusting?
You'd think all that Spanish DNA would have trickled down.
>>74281815
>tfw no Chuck E Cheese here either
>>74281805
>still too much bunda for ireland tho
>>74281764
weird combo of both depending on the night. Good place for a date if she's fun and they have drink specials. Food a shit.
>>74281817
The lurk moar website
>>74281839
>>74281828
if any of the sick ones win, i'll add the winner goof with sick winner caption
Hey American/heem/, looks like you're taking me to Dave and Busters as well as Golden Corral now (:
>tfw when a perfectly good card is ruined by last-minute dick rocks
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LONELY
AT FARMERS ONLY DOT COM
>>74281805
conor has a premium bunda
>>74281730
tbf, people who picked mitrione shouldn't get marked, mitrione would still beat fedor
>Fedor gave Matt his show money to not KO him on America TV
What a nice guy
>>74281853
>that flag
>calling other women disgusting
>>74281884
Ok you're only on the watchlist now
>>74281903
lol both those places are for the lower middle classes and white trash
Mayo has some pretty decent feet desu.
>>74281730
kek, I like your different goof pics. Appreciate the effort mang
>>74281935
reevaluate your life
will UFC resign Phil Davies?
>>74281919
Don't make me come over there and steal your wife yank
>>74281927
That's the point hombre. My goal was to discover and experience real Americana at its most base.
>>74281873
>2 men """wrestling""" on a bed
No wonder Cro Cop doesn't like sex, with women at least
>>74281966
No foray into Americana would be complete without a Denny's Gran Slam for breakfast
>>74281935
Agreed. Hoping she has a WikiFeet page
>>74281903
its on my upside down m8
WMMA was a mistake
>>74281966
then youre off too a good start friend. Add a walmart visit on black friday to the list.
>>74282003
This is unironically the highest peak of Australian comedy desu.
did they really cancle fedor vs matt?
>>74281943
my favorite Fedorian Quote
this spic looks like my cleaning lady
>>74282029
no they canceled it
>>74281982
>He wouldn't get in Cro Cop's guard
Fag
>>74281958
No he relies on wrestlefucking to a decision to much, besides they just cut Krylov yesterday so the apparently they don'y give a fuck about LHW
>>74282029
aye
>>74282029
There was no fight, for today
>>74282005
thats funny because thats the same thing your mom says about you right after i finish polishing her asshole every time
>>74282026
That's not The Chasers war on everything
>>74282048
>>74282057
atleast nba all star is fun
*gets poked*
*panic takedown*
mitrione got ill so he pulled out hours before game time? even when belator 'matches' dont play out they seem fishy, lmao. what a shit org.
>Matt Mitrione was a mistake
> yfw the judges give the win the Mayo because she's not overweight and unattractive
Mayo or Lime Jellybean?
I can SEE
>>74282067
Mum only likes AFL though
Holy fuck. This faggot piece of shit doctor lmao
can you see anon?
>watching natural care givers be brainwashed into fighting eachother like men
If you enjoy it Kill yourselves
VETA WINS. /MYGIRL/
>pwease
>I can seal
>NO PLEASE, DONT DO THIS TO ME
>NO PLEASE
>I CAN SEE OUT OF MY EYE
I CAN SEE YOU
there was an old truck driver that once doubled over in pain when he was passing a stone and afterwards he went right back to work. Mitrione is a pussy.
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
I CAN SEE YOU
>I CAN SEE YOU
no one's got a screencap of that bitch with a huge knot?
>that lisp
>She's begging to fight
dat heart
God mittrione ruined my night
>>74282032
*balances Fedor*
I mean shit, real talk thats a decent stoppage.
>>74282068
Chaser is the Daily Show of Australian comedy: It's fine but it's picking on very easy targets.
>LE POLLIES AND TODAY TONIGHT ARE SHIT LMAO
Russell Coight was far superior. Also the original website is STILL online.
What do your elf eyes see?
>mayofags btfo
Enjoy your lumpy pumpkin
GREAT CARD SO FAR
THANK YOU SCOTT
>>74282125
I don't, I'm just waiting for the Kongo fight to start before I even open my stream
>I CAN SEE
fair stoppage IMO. She doesn't need to lose her eye over this.
>>74282140
I hope she posts her x-rays and stuff
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice!
Any info what happeded
>>74282178
shouldn't adam silver be at the all-star game?
>I can see
>I can see
Somebody shop her next to Mitrione with his fucked up eye
lmao thank you Coker. Quality card.
>>74282168
Why is it never the white fighter gougin his finger into his opponent's eye?
>there are faggots in this thread right now that still complain about wmma
>>74282177
Imagine being so insecure that you have to post your 5'3 self showing off your fighting skills on the internet
>>74282269
it's shit
>>74282269
I bet like eating pussy too
thats definitely not an orbital fracture, just a large hematoma
What a dumb fucking rule.
>Eye swells cause that's how the body works
>Lose because doctor won't let you continue
Should be NC. Fucking retarded.
>>74282153
Yeah it was a bit hit and miss depending on the subject but some of the bigger stunts were great and the stunts they played on the public were always good, like giving out tickets for having obnoxious personalised number plates.
dAnyone see that asian guy in the back, thinking he would get a handshake as wel?
BellaRogan is better than YouEffRogan
Why are so many of these fighters sponsored by vape companies? Does that speak to the kind of demographic that MMA attracts?
>>74282310
Agreed, Fights should be to the death
>>74282310
>break your opponents arm
>they want to keep fighting
>it should be a nc
youre an idiot. if you beat your opponent so bad that they cant continue. you win
>>74282294
Jesus Christ, I never watched the Glover fight but was wondering if he really won it unanimously or eyepoked his way to a decision?
>>74282161
based coker
>>74282339
yes, mma is largely watched by trash
>>74282339
Boxing is sponsored by the History Channel because that's where it'll be broadcast soon
anyone got a webm of rumble getting poked to death?
>>74282339
Fucking hate my vape.
Want to get some CBD for it though
>>74282362
>Gouge your opponent's eyes to a doctor's stoppage
>win
>>74282362
Oh please faggot. People get swollen eyes all the time and the doctor doesn't step in. A broken arm is different. Swollen eyes happen all the time without stoppage
>>74282328
Bella's announce team is certainly better now.
IS THERE HOPE?!!?
>>74282339
mate, why do you think TAPOUT and AFFLICTION garbage exist?
>>74282310
Wait wtf the Emelienko fight's cancelled?
wtf am I even watching this for then?
>>74282398
take out the hastle and just get the blu cig shit
>>74282269
>mfw I want to pop it
>>74282402
>eye poking is illegal
you gotta at least try
>>74282405
there are rules to what injuries you can and cant continue to fight with
Who wore it better?
>>74282428
>blu cig shit
What is this?
>>74282441
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT, EYEPOKING IS ILLEGAL
>>74282437
Why even? If I want to perv on something 2d is a click away
Also why not just watch porn?
>>74282444
Mayo def wore it better
>>74282444
Hers is no worse than Rory's eyes when he fought Lawler.
>>74282421
>>74282444
no comparison
>>74280446
>doesn't mention fedor fight cancelled in OP
fucking retard
Did Kongo fight already happen?
beep beep just posting this rare Saku x Robinson
>>74282508
lol
>>74282508
its literally right there
>>74282512
Who?
>>74282508
>News:
>Mitrione vs Fedor Cancelled
try reading the OP?
>>74282512
Kongo got punched in the eye and his eye swelled. Ruled a TKO.
>>74282508
It does though.
What's the rest of the card? idk if I can be fucked with this
its too bad we didn't get a good sheem out of this. Thomson and Patricky should be good though
is josh thompson bangkok ready tonight???
>>74282508
>you will never be this retarded
feels pretty good
>>74282512
no
>>74282533
ca'j'wel
>>74282447
Its like a 1 and done e cig you can buy at the gas station and wherever
Is Tokov that guy that lost in the Rizin GP or was that some other disciple of Fedor's?
>>74282527 >>74282532 >>74282539 >>74282545 >>74282575
uniornically was trolling for you's
lmao you guys are fucking as dumb as they come, bunch of zeroes
you're literally going to post that pretending to be retarded image
fucking zilches
>>74282602
must suck for you, we didn't use your thread
>>74282602
hahah, good job bro, you get me
have another (You)
>>74282602
Best chuckle in a while
>>74282575
it's a pretty low bar tbqh
>>74282602
>haha i was pretending to be retarded i promise!
kys
>>74282602
is kongo still fighting?
>>74282593
They're not strong enough.
Spent like probably upwards of $250 on vape shit and I'm just sitting here smoking $60 bags of cigarettes
>>74282651
Ask your wife to text him
>>74282651
>Yeah, Fedor's apprentice next and then Kongo after that
>>74282651
no, came down with the 8h flu
How can I find an american farmer gf?
>>74282662
i have you wife you jackass, i'll have you know i'm a 24 year old virgin
>Francisco France
>Brazilian
???
Is Travis Browne still training with Edmond?
>>74282600
That was Moldovy or someshit, he was as well TF.
>>74282677
try an american farm bro
lol all these stupid fucks who thought they had one on somebody
fucking zeroes
you're all poor
>>74282677
give birth to one
what a shitty tattoo lmao
>>74282689
>Cheick Kongo
>French
???
>>74282690
yes
only like once a week or something when edmund comes to black house to see him
Why did the Bellator main event just get pulled from the sports books?
X GON GIVE IT TO YA-WHAT
>>74282602
>unicornically trolling
sounds fabulous
>>74282690
on-and-off, probably to keep honda from killing herself
edmund won't be in his corner sunday night tho
>>74282677
farmers only dot com of course
>>74282712
>5"4
>>74282687
>i have you wife
fucking retard
enjoy never having 9 figures no matter how hard you work you fucking low income zilch
>>74282690
I was in Glendale last month, I wanted to check out where Ronda trained. I had just walked in and there was almost no one around, I was standing at the entrance waiting for someone to notice me and this happened
>edmond and ronda training mitts
>travis walks over
>"hey Ronda, let's practice some grappling"
>walks over to Edmond, towering over him
>puts hand on his shoulder
>"You don't mind, do you Edmond?"
>"N-n-no. Sure. G-g-go ahead"
>Ronda and Travis start rolling on the matt
>Edmond can only look at them, powerless
>Things start getting heated
>Edmond starts doing his wushu routine to try and impress her
>Ronda doesn't notice, she's too busy rolling with Travis
>Travis is now fully erect
>A pool of pussy juice has gathered on the mat
>Travis rips off her clothes
>Pulls out his 12" dick and starts pounding her
>Ronda starts screaming
>"Don't stop!"
>Edmond is now cradling himself in one of the ring corners, crying
>Travis ejaculates inside of Ronda while she orgasms
>They get up
>Travis slaps her ass as she skips off giggling
>"We're going to hit the showers Edmond, could you clean up the mats, we made a bit of a mess. Thanks"
>"I'll go grab the mop"
>He looks incredibly sullen
>I walk up to him to try and cheer him up
>"Hey man, that sucks. At least you make a shitload of money. This is your gym after all"
>"Actually, I receive no monetary compensation" he says, rinsing the mop in the bucket
>"I'm just a janitor"
>>74282712
at least they arent mentally handicapped you feverish mong
>>74282712
my father is a multi millionaire.
I never have to work a day in my life, i have some phony position at the company and sit in the office playing league of legends all day.
Kys pleb.
>>74282724
Mitrione tested positive for diabetes
Tokov looks good. Great body, no homo.
>>74282744
9 figures???????????????
You have 100,000,000 million dollars?
>>74282771
homo
>>74282749
god i fucking hate his shitskin face
>>74282744
Lol virgin
i got karpov
>>74282673
yes just in time for dick kicks
Is Goldie going bellator?
>>74282723
>>74282728
This is good to know.
Fedor fight was off to have Goldie call the fight for when they fought
Bellator is fixed
>>74280487
God gets his ass beat
Russian dude has Hella roid acne kek
>>74282749
breddy good
>>74282806
i would unironically tune in for every card if he did
in fact i bet it would bring plenty of people over.
>this fight IQ
make him stand up you fucking russian ape
>>74282824
Chris Leben never won a belt
>RASSIYA
>RASSIYA
>RASSIYA
Sick submission
>>74282871
Isn't this the same arena where Fedor lost to Werdum?
Why is every MMA fighter retarded (religious)?
The Brazilian's ground game is pretty slick.
WUT
>large pepperoni pizza 2500 calories for $5
2500 calories is enough for 2 days for a 120lb woman...
ONE PIZZA. No wonder americans are fat pieces of shit.
>>74282918
just be curious bro
Hehe
>>74282918
getting repeatedly punched in the head does strange things to people
>>74282941
white brits are fatter than white americans
look it up
hahahah you can always count on bellator for some dickkicks
>tfw only real fight fans remain and are wwtching with me
>JUST FUCK MY BALLS UP ФAM
wew
>dat dive
>>74282982
so dick kicks are not fairgame?
BJJ BTFO
MOVE! MOVE!
powerful bombs
These commentors are fucking terrible
Why can't I bet on Patricky vs Thomson?
Sportsbook pulled the fight like 20 minutes ago
>>74282997
Just a casual balls check. Nothing wrong with it.
Allahu AKBAR!!
i like tokov's little spinny punch celebration
like a little kid
>>74282941
can you a large pizza in one sitting?
>those literal who's in that dave and busters ad
jej
girl looked kinda hot tho
>>74283027
Man shut the fuck up you casual fuck
fuck this
good night lads
see ya tomorrow
is James Gallagher legit?
looks like a fuckboi
>>74283043
getting triggered about chael and jimmy rogan's sub par commentary lul
>>74283040
Yeah I can eat more than that bh
t. 120kg
>>74283063
Early as fuck
>dat milf translator
>>74283067
Please go to the gym and eat less than 2000 calories a day
t. worried for your health
>>74283081
she looks like a russian roseanne barr
roseanne bear
>>74283082
Because Black Lives Matter
hey that's the translator that kept having meltdowns translating for Fedor
>>74283081
>that is a milf in leafland
wow, fuck those commentators
Chael cutting promos on comms
So Based
>>74283092
Yeah I want to start judo but I'm worried about the falls at this weight
Also want to start doing kyokoshin
I'm like 187cm though to be fair so it doesn't even look that bad, just fat not like a hamplanet
>>74283081
>>74283092
>2000 calories
Or you could cut it to 1000 and reach your Bodyfat % goal much sooner like i'm doing now.
GETTING SHREDDDED SENPAI
>>74283105
She seems like a nice lady.
>>74283130
thats not how diet works friend
Fedor looks so relieved that Matt got ill kek. Bader is going to get signed and whip his ass. Kongo is apparently is a huge pussy and wouldn't want to fight Fedor.
>>74283120
Get 6 months of a cleaner diet and cardio+weight training and you'll be in sufficient condition to train martial arts without worrying about preventable injuries and crushing whoever you're rolling with
>>74283130
Get yucky loose skin that way though
>>74283130
Nah you only gotta go super low calorie for like a week or so to kickstart metabolism and then jump up a bit
>>74283105
I think they're family
>main event Patricky Pitbull
Ehhhh what? I thought Fedor and Mitrione are fighting?
>>74283140
Actually it's 100% how diet works friend.
Calories taken vs calories burned
t. casual
>>74283064
He's trash. Been fighting cans his whole career, and his next fight is against another can. He's gonna get heemed when he fights a worthy opponent, who isn't a can.
>>74282941
You're a 120 pound woman?
good to know, friend
>>74283130
Just make it 1600, it's a lot healthier
far less likely to yoyo back up that way too
>>74283149
Matt had a sore tummy
>>74283149
Man we all already got over this shit get with it
>>74283155
oh, youre just shitposting. you could have just said that
>>74283149
cock pebbles
>>74283145
I find it pretty hard though. Like got no meat today so I have to wait until tomorrow to go and get meat to make something nice
Its a bit fucked man. Smoke way too much like a 50g every 3 days, worst shape of my life. Weighed like 65 most of my life
>>74283147
nah when you cut caloric intake severely it actually makes your body hold onto more fat. Which is why when you do a Crash diet you need to commit to it until your goal and then maintain
>>74283164
>>74283166
>>74283171
I was watching the NBA all star skills challenges holy fuck
So disappointing, might as well go asleep now
Russian women are perfect, even if they're a bit chubby.
>>74283168
Wait... So you're actually denying the fact that the lower the calories you take in the faster you lose weight?
A-are you retarded?
>>74283175
Main thing is going to be cutting down carbs. Like if I eat wraps and stuff I'm still hungry. Its badness
My sportsbook pulled this Patricky vs Thomson fight 30 minutes ago.
This will be fixed. They must've gotten a massive bet come in on one fighter.
>>74283012
>America is only 5% Riced
Unimpressive
>>74283064
Never heard of this guy till now. Looks like a bootleg Conor. Also what the kek Norman Parke isn't in the UFC anymore?
>>74283189
This is why your once great Nation is a laughing stock amongst the upper echelons of today's society
Just copy paste that word into google for the definition btw
>>74283200
Because he's boring and her lost to a Dage
how did /heem/ react when the fedor fight was cancelled?
>>74283194
I feel you man. For me the hardest part of losing wieght is just ignoring my hunger
only 5 left. i didnt count if any of the sicks are still in tho
>>74283217
Most people on heem are UFC cucks so it wasn't that big of deal for most
>>74283217
nothing is shocking in Lellator
>>74283203
>>74283168
2 people denying science in /heem/ thread
Colour me surprised.
Calories = Energy
If you burn more calories each day than you take in, you will lose weight.
The less calories you take in the more weight you lose.
Fucking retards.
>>74283220
Eh its about doing the first week.
Then its pretty easy. Body adapts. My body just gave up at like 28 though. Makes things a lot harder
>>74283217
It was literally like 5-6 guys going
>"omg, wow..."
> "shieeett"
> "im going to sleep" - t. yurope
>>74283217
Remember that woman screaming "NOOO" at the Trump inauguration? Yeah like that.
>>74283240
>tfw 26
2 years left gotta start training with a gi 3 times a week
>>74283238
>eat 100 calories/day and you'll lose infinite weight immediately
i could tell you why youre wrong but just go post on /fit/ for about 30 mins and im sure you'll be laughed at enough to realize you are misinformed
Why are 80% of American adverts Black people when they're like 14% of your population?
>>74283253
How much do you weigh? I was at around 75 at that point I think? (manual labour muscle)
>>74283264
i didn't say that nigger.
Move the goal posts tho.
>>74283265
black people are the biggest consumer market in the US because of poor economic education which leads to a lack of investments and savings and over spending
DE--
>Darkness is coming
Is that racist?
>>74283265
Black people watch a lot of TV
>>74283281
Everything is racist 2bh
>>74283267
Around 265 sadly. Im 6'3 and fairly muscular so I wear fat well but mad beer gut. Working to get down to low 200s.
These beers arent helping I tell you that lol.
>these WWE entrances
I wish the UFC had these entrances
>>74283286
I bet they do, since they keep stealing mine! Haha
>kongo walks out
>american white women scream
America ladies and gents..
>>74283238
they aren't disagreeing about the calories in / calories out part, it's just a stupidly simplistic way to look at things, especially when they are just estimates in the first place
other factors like body composition and macros and satiety influence your weight loss experience and likelihood of success
>>74283265
Niggers are suggestible
>>74283293
Yeah so around my weight but 1.5 inches taller.
Got a big frame or a fat lanklet?
ring girl was thirsty for the BBC
Always found Kongo to be very underwhelming desu. Expecting him to get heemed here.
>>74283318
expect a 15 minute cage hump win for kongo
AY VIKING REF@
I had a dream that Oli heemed Kongo @ 4:20
>>74283296
They used to, but they got scrapped at some point. Gotta squeeze i those extra seats don'tcha know.
>>74283318
kongo is shit but oli is more shit
>>74283275
>actual answer
>>74283286
>>74283300
>>74283309
retards
>>74283232
should nobodys be picks? how are you supposed to know who'll win
Who /lowblow/ here?
>>74283340
Kongo could have been really good though. Just needed to be a bit more aggressive and smart in his offence
>>74283296
>and on his way to the octagon....JOE LAUZON!
>some Bram Stokers Drcaula music
>comes wearing a cape
>he has makeup on
No thank you. It's a sport not the circus.
>>74283310
The biggest frame. Barrel chested as fuck.
>>74283353
no
i know its hard for ppl to get over his physique, but he's just shit. he's not athletic.
what happened to kongos abs?
>>74283333
If this happens round 3 you win
>>74283349
>>74283349
>>74283349
AYY. Kongo too predictable.
make a new bread
hah there's the nutshot
>kong getting outmuscled
>immediately attacks the groin
ah a classic
Chael has such a weird laugh
WOW A KNEE SHOT TO THE NUTS
WHAT A SURPRISE
It wouldn't be a Kongo fight without a nutshot
Fucking ref escaped from Asterix
>>74283292
Is this a /heem/ meets /vp/ meme?
Why are the only good black fighters from the USA?
>>74283357
it's not a sport, it is a simulated deathmatch inside a cage
>>74283399
I don't know what /vp/ is
>>74283399
what's /vp/?
>all these people watching a minute delayed feed
What stream are you using and why is it so late?
>>74283402
dude papy abedi lmao
>>74283402
you're forgetting about /ournaughtyboy/
>>74283402
NGANNOU'D
would you buy a house if chael was the realtor?
Can someone tell me what the fuck actually happened with Fedor today?
>>74284371
Mitrione got kidney stones a few hours before the fight
Chael wanted to step up but plans fell through
>>74282283
it's like uncle rico filming himself throwing a football