OFFICIAL ASG WEEKEND SATURDAY NIGHT GAME THREAD

I want this thread to catch on because I don't want to post in /nba/. Generals are cancer.

>some millenial pop faggots currently performing

Already not looking good

who the fuck are these people

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First for /ourguy/ winning it all

>>74279457
t. millennial

>>74279498
Joe Jonas and other freaks.

Why is some faggot from Nickelodeon singing?

LMAO GUY FIERI

>>74279457
This is one of the Jonas brothers. Joe I think? Anyways this is the band he's in now

>guy Fieri

WE FLAVORTOWN NOW!

>Porzingis against boogie

kicking the knicks while they're already down.

Let's hope they make a strong political statement tonight

Flavortown

>implying you wouldn't that guitarist

>that deadly silent crowd

lmao

>>74279550
Gordon Hayward will call for the secession of Utah and its establishment as a white ethnostate.

DEMARCUS COUSINS BABY

So we all have Wall winning this right?

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first for plastic qts

why is nobody there

>that empty as fuck stadium

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

How did Kemba not get into the skills challenge?

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Get ready

MY BOY D BOOK IS GONNA WIN IT ALL

who /isaiah thomas/ here

>>74279583
this is what happens when your average Joe can't afford tickets

Bookie gots this
Then he's going to go fugg that asian guitarist and add to the family tree

>>74279578
Wow her hair is greasier than mine and I haven't showed in 2 and a half weeks

did we rly need a thred??

John Wall legit about to fall on his face he's so shook.

SWAGGY P
W
A
G
G
Y

P

>reggie miller

aaaand muted

Hayward is not a guard lmfao

KP ALL DAY

>>74279603
fuck generals. They're cancer.

>>74279602
B L E A C H E D

[Taco Bell Skills Challenge]
-Devin Booker (Suns)
-DeMarcus Cousins (Kings)
-Anthony Davis (Pelicans)
-Nikola Jokic (Nuggets)
-Gordon Hayward (Jazz)
-Kristaps Porzingis (Knicks)
-Isaiah Thomas (Celtics)
-John Wall (Wizards)

[JBL Three-Point Contest]
-Eric Gordon (Rockets)
-Kyrie Irving (Cavaliers)
-Kyle Lowry (Raptors)
-Wesley Matthews (Mavericks)
-CJ McCollum (Trail Blazers)
-Klay Thompson (Warriors)
-Kemba Walker (Hornets)
-Nick Young (Lakers)

[Verizon Slam Dunk]
-Aaron Gordon (Magic)
-DeAndre Jordan (Clippers)
-Glenn Robinson III (Pacers)
-Derrick Jones Jr. (Suns)

John Wall looks legit shook

>>74279578
>squier

The fuck Jonas, you cant afford a Mexican strat for this zipper licker?

Will Kyrie red pill the viewers when he wins the 3pt contest?

>Nikola Jokovich

Reggie Miller is retarded,

>>74279592
No one wants to be reminded that this event was supposed to be in Charlotte

>>74279602
B L E A C H E D
L
E
A
C
H
E
D

Hayward has a good skillset for this. I could see Porzingis pulling it off too if he doesn't screw up the pass.

>djokovic

reggie miller: another legit retard exposed today

>reggie nigger

God this is cringe....

SHOOK WALL

SHOOOOOOOK

John Wall gonna destroy everyone

>>74279582
NBA is dying
Soon they're going to hit WNBA levels of attendance.

BUSTAPS POORZINGIS

>>74279626
JUST
WHAT A SNOOREFEST

>jokovic

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Is the Shookening over?

>>74279626
>Isiah
>CJ
>Gordan
Book it

WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!! WALL SHOOK AF!!!

>>74279638
But he's in the 3-pt shootout. I'd argue he's a better ball handler than pure 3 point shooter.

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Is it finally his year?

WHITES WIN AGAIN

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

>be John Wall, a point guard

>can't pass through a hole

why is that?

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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKK

SHOOK WALL

gg wall shook

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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

imagine being that SHOOK

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>>74279629
>wins
>reporter goes to talk to him
>"INVESTIGATE 3 11" and runs out

>tfw shook

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Isiah Thomas won't lose this desu

>>74279671
I retract my statement

SHOOK
H
O
O
K

>>74279654
This isn't entirely accurate, but the level of public interest in the ASG is in no way matching the hype. The legit big leagues, the NFL, the PL, MLB, the Spanish soccer league, they don't need this shit to stay relevant.

The fact that the NBA is trying so hard shows how tough it is for them. I don't blame them, of course. Comish (((Silver))) was hired to improve the league's finances, and he has done a marvelous job, but still, it's a struggle.

Empty arena making me cringe desu

REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU ISIAH

>guards that can't pass

fuck modern nba

HE'S FAST

THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING THE SHOOKENING

>bookshit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHA

>>74279654
You have to sign a card declaring your love for globalism and denouncing trump

Why did they stop doing the thing when the legends made teams and went around the court and had to make shots? I liked that event more than this one

>>74279629
He already promised to give definitive evidence that 9/11 was an inside job in his award speech if he wins

JOHN

WALL

IS

SHOOK

>>74279722
Chris Bosh kept winning so they stopped

>>74279626
Why's curry not in the 3pt?

>>74279722
they stopped the shooting stars?

next all star game needs to have a fist fight tournament with all the fake nba tough guys

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>you will never be a manlet dating a model

This is the first and shittiest event retards. The arena will fill by the time the 3pt contest starts

>hayai

John Wall is a bust.

Shook my fucking head.

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>>74279722
the GOAT retired

>>74279731
He refused to

>>74279737
kek no it won't

Who has the biggest cock in the skills challenge?

>male dancers

>>74279744
For what purpose?

Damn Westbrook is so based

>>74279751
Booker

>>74279736
>dating someone taller
I'd rather stay a virgin

>>74279737
No it wont. It was empty yesterday and it's empty today.

New Orleans was a mistake

how many years will it take for Ingram to be an all star?

>>74279751
KP and his footlonger

>>74279747
I'm gonna call you a nincompoop when it does, so be prepared for that

SHOOK

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>>74279737
>No Curry for 3PT
>No LaVine vs. Gordon II
This is the end.

>>74279756
the same reason why lebron has never competed in the dunk contest

it can only hurt his legacy

>>74279756
Just heard the commentators saying it, dunno why

why do they even have the skills completion its not entertaining and takes less than 30 seconds

>>74279771
1

>>74279731
Got embarrassed by Klay last year, doesn't want to get exposed again on the big stage by the best shooter on Golden State

Anyone else watching this acee stream on YouTube? Dude has some lame memes from 2007

>>74279736
she is dating zayn maleak now

>>74279751
James Harden

>>74279768
It's always empty during the celeb game, no one gives a fuck about that

>>74279781
that's what your gf said

>>74279786
That's what we get for relying on Reddit for streams.

>>74279777
S
-H
--O
---O
----K

here's a real taco bell skills challange

>scarf down 4 burritos in 4 minutes
>wait 15 minutes
>make 5 layups and dunks without shitting on yourself

BASED KP

PORZINGOD

>"skills" challenge
>players travelling the whole time

PORZINGHAAAAAAAAS

>>74279786

http://yoursportsinhd.com/tnt/

best stream, has all games

PORZINGOD

>>74279793
jokes on you im a 28 year old virgin

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who /Wolves/ here?

KNICKS COMEBACK IS IMMINENT

WE OUT HERE

based ZINGIS

JOKICCCCCCCC

>missing the pass twice but then scoring the 3pointer at first chance

AHAHAHAHA FUCK ADS STATPADDIN ASS

DAVIS BTFO

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT NIGGER

who /magic/ here???

aaron gordon is the only good thing I have going for me

BASED WHITE BALLERS

so anyone else bothered that 3/4 finalists are White people?

Lets go isaiah!

>all the white players won

ty based trump

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Embiid would've won this

THE JOKER

who ready for all white final?

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Do it for the homies, Porgie

WHITE POWER

90 seconds of skill challenge, 8 minutes of commercials. rinse and repeat.

NEGROES BTFO!!!

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>Porzingod vs. Jokic in a battle of the memes

it's a white mans league now bitch

>porzingis and jokic arent in the 3 point contest

i dont think this semen slupring sport is for me

>tfw this competition is basically who hits the 3 pointer first

>>74279847
WOAH WOAH WOAH

>>74279836
>>74279839
black players always play this event too cool. its why you bet on rookies or whitey

>>74279841
>Isaiah Thomas
>White

>>74279856
lol

Holy fuck Porzingis is about to get btfo by Jokic for the 3rd time this week lmao

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to the Knicks fans in here--

how do you honestly feel about your team? Do you like Melo? Do you want to find a way to dump him? I think Kristaps is pretty fucking cool, but I don't see any other young players on the team to get excited about

t. Timberwolves fan

>>74279842
it's hideous

>>74279860
isn't deron williams the GOAT at this shit?

>white kids

>>74279862
He was going up against another black player you fucking retard

>>74279842
>I'm not trusting this process
I love this man

>>74279876
i'd say its steve nash

dude commercials lmao

what has been your favorite commercial so far?

>american television

>>74279868

Melo is a god. I just want that he is happy desu. If that means a trade so be it.

Porzingis is a bust.

Knicks won't win in the next 10 years

so long jesus

>>74279856
illuminati confirmed trying to transform skilled post players into chuckers

>>74279839
hardest part of the contest is passing and shooting its biased towards whites

>>74279818
get your shit together anon at least buy a hooker or something, you don't want to be a wizard.

im an allstar faggot

>>74279856
Pretty much. If you can hit the 3 on your first try it doesn't seem to matter if you start slow

>>74279868
melo needs to go

Porzingis is a bust that needs to be traded before anybody realizes how shit he is

>>74279886
wait, the American transmission unironically gets commercials?

It's on cable here, with means I already pay to watch it, cable channels don't have commericals, that's the very purpose of them

>girl
>designs trophy to look like a penis

um?!

>not sculpting your own dildo

wew tasha would get it

>>74279903
fuck that you're the mvp of faggots

>social media correspondent
>just shitposting on his phone

BRICK CITY

>>74279916
Westbrook gold moment from this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXUuFUuTD9Q

ISIAH BTFO

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>social media scholar

>>74279904
Unless they both hit the 3 on the first try, then how quickly you start is literally all that matters. Dummy.

SKILLS

WHITES RUN THE NBA NOW

THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU THE PRESSURE IS ON YOU

FUCK OFF ISIAH THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BTFOING MY BOY DBOOK

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

THE PRESSURE WAS TOO MUCH

>MANLETS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>niggers
>skills
pick 1

WHITE BOYS RUNNING THIS SHIT

THANK YOU TRUMP

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Hahahahaha nice job Celtics

>""""Mr 4th Quarter""""
>chokes on the 4th and last section of the course

really activates my almonds

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NBA SO WHITE

SO RAYCISSS

>skills challenge dominated by whites
You shouldn't be surprised desu

ty based hayward

NO NIGGERS ALLOWED

Reminder that white people would dominate the NBA if it wasn't for the jew owners devaluing white players.

>skills competition is determined by memechucking

really makes you think

OFFICIAL SHOOK LIST: ALL STAR WEEKEND 2017

>John Wall

===INFINITE POWER GAP===

>Anthony Davis
>Boogie Cousins

THIS IS A WHITE MANS LEAGUE

WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN
WHITE PEOPLE WIN AHAHAHHHAHA TRUMP WINS AGAIN

ALL WHITE FINAL

MAKE NBA WHITE AGAIN

KRISTAPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>jokic literally only good at meme chucking

>Porzingis vs Hayward


this is really stupid

who /white/ here?

LARRY BIRD WAS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

>whites win dunk contest last year
>whites win skill contest this year
>about to win another dunk contest
blacks btfo

>jock itch

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Euros are not white you /pol/ cucks

That's like saying Dominicans are black

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GIVE HIM YOUR POWER RIGHT FUCKING NOW

is that KP with a coldsore?

>>74279868
Melo is the best player and all around human being the franchise has had in years. He's sacrificed a lot to stay here and I think we owe it to him to support him until he retires.

As far as the future, Hernangomez has been a top 5 rookie so far in addition to Porzingis. O'Quinn rounds out a great young group of bigs. The Knicks should have a solid pick this year and have a great history of finding talent, so they should be able to take advantage of this amazing draft and find a third young guy to add to that core. With Melo having a few years left as a good-great starter, and Lee either having a few years on top of that or being valuable enough to get a 1st rounder in exchange, we're in an okay spot all things considered. Hopefully we deal Rose so we don't just let him walk for free.

>>74279981
here :^)

>>74279989
Wait Europeans aren't white?

>>74279989

no, dominicans are mexican

africans are black

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>>74279989

>the amount of retardation in this post

>>74279989
Dominicans are black

>>74279979
literally the two best players in the league, get over it

I TRIED TO TELL YOU BUT ALL I COULD SAY WAS ______ ???

>>74279994
Been kissing them new york thots in the club.

>>74279994
who gave zingas the hep?? ledlow? nichols? bookrt?

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>Jokic is the best passing center in the league

>>74279989
Except you're wrong on both ends.

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>>74279989
>Euros are not white

You now remember Hayward BTFO'ing LeBabby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jglz8s3Q1HE

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>Jokic supposed to be a great passer for a big man
>shit himself in the pass section of the Skill challenge
Um dotards?

>>74279999
I believe it.

>>74279996

nobody wants rose

>>74280008
>the amount of retardation in this post
>ignores the knicks shitpost

>>74279989
black dominican detected

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What is he thinking?

>>74280023
chest passes are plebian as fuck

also

>jokic pulling up from 35 feet

>>74280029
There's reportedly multiple teams making offers, but the Knicks aren't sure they want to blow it up yet.

dude commercials lmao

>>74280041
"Guy smells like hot wings"

>>74280041
"this isn't flavortown"

>>74280041
FLAVORTOWN
L
A
V
O
R

Are whites taking over?
is this trumps doing?

so we all have kyrie winning the 3pt contest right?

reminder that he shows up when the spotlight is on him and after his flat-earth comments, he'll show up

the only threat to whitey domination was Giannis.

It's sad they drag out a 3 minute event into 30+ minutes.

SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO SMALL MEN BTFO

PORZINGIS A SAVAGE

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>this is the most exciting thing that's happened to the Knicks all season

PORZINGOD

BIG
I
G

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WHO HERE VIOLET MIEHLE?

>Skill challenge
What's skillful about driving past some obstacles, make a pass, easy ass layup and a 3 pointer?

KP IS A STONE COLD KILLA

BIGS WIN AGAIN

ERA OF SMALL BALL MY ASS

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>>74280022
Imagine if he hit that shot against Duke. He would have gone top 5 to Philly or Minnesota. Notable 2nd rounders in this draft were Hassan Whiteside and Lance Stephenson.

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APOLOGIZE

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

why are the bigs better?

PORZINGIS THE GOAT

WE BIG HOMIES

HEIL PORZINGOD

>7'3" MASTERRACE
MANLETS BTFO!!!

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GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING WHITE

DAT TROPHY

>Hayward
>Guard
Lmao

>white
>named tasha

camel toeeee

>>74280083
>4. Wesley Johnson

Are Latvians White or are they half-white like Slavs are?

treudou is the CEO of taco bell?

>>74280096
post pic

>Porzingis wins the skills challenge
>Is actually not very skilled

>>74280095
it's derived from a european name, what else would it be?

IF YOU AREN'T AT LEAST 7 FEET TALL, YOU SHOULD CONSIDER SUICIDE

manlets btfo

my guy

>take a trophy
>wrap a white piece of paper around the middle
>call it a unique design

am i suppose to shave my armpits?

Porzingis holding the trophy like he's just won finals MVP

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>cheerleader on the left's teeth

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>>74280107
>Is actually not very skilled

trophy design looked like shit
how many people entered?

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BBQ wings or Hot wings?

>>74280076
commentator in spanish said something similar kek

>>74280122
Write me a dissertation nerd, back to germany with you lmao

I thought Spike Lee hated white people, why is he cheering for Godzingis?

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>>74280131
Keep crying, little man :)

>>74280106
why, it was right there in front of the camera live for a good minute

>>74280134
Porzingis is black

This is the highlight of the year for kniggerbockers

>>74280129
BBQ

>>74280130
>not watching this in english

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>>74280129
Why not both?

>>74280134
>Latvians
>White

They're pretty much Slavs and no one considers Slavs white

>>74280141
t. muslim

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>>74280112

How long till next event

>>74279985
>zach lavine
>Aaron Gordon
>white

Lmao

>>74280129
BBQ CHICKEN ERNIE

I bet half the people here are retarded and think Jew is a race

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>>74280129
Hot wings

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>>74280112
DELET THIS

>meme point contest

>dem empty seats

is this a Miami Heat home game or what?

>>74280160
tree fiddy

LETS GO KEMBA

KYRIE WOKE AS FUCK

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>>74280159
My boy Hayward planning his revenge in the playoffs

Kyrie Irving? More like Kyrie flatearthling HAHHAHAH

>>74280181
copy that

SWAGGY P
W
A
G
G
Y

P

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>>74280129
4,3,5,1,6,2

LETS GO ERIC GORDON

>>74280159
PORZINGOD

>Rere Irving
Didn't know they let the special ed kids in the all star weekend. I'm guessing it's for the sjws

So glad Kristen Ledlow is back. Her voice alone makes me diamonds.

DAT BOY SWAGGY P

UNCLE P ABOUT TO DOMINATE

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THE EARTH IS FLAT I'M DEAD SENPAI

basketball is not a freak show

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Give Swaggy P your strength

>>74280190

>146x140

klay really needs to ditch that 1999 boy band goatee

What's up with these faggy NBA players holding their fist closed to touch the fans hands?

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>I tell you guys, It's flat

>>74280207
the way she enunciates words pisses me off

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really wish Westbrook was participating in this

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>>74280214
WE OUT HERE

Who's the biggest uncle tom in the NBA and why is it Steph Curry?

The PA announcer is annoying as fuck.
Just say the players first and last name for fucks sake

>>74280181
probably ded before 25

KEMBA KEMBA KEMBA

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Why did they name it after him?