Time to turn left again.
>17 of the best stock car racers in the world.
>6 champions.
>12 championships between all drivers.
>6 Daytona 500 winners.
>Danica Patrick
75 laps, split up in two segments. 25-50. Exhibition race. Dale Jr and Sneak commentating.
Greenflag at 8:20 est, in about 30 bings for non burgers. Get in here lads.
is it raining there?
>>74279165
yes, teams are covering the cars
Rolling for winner™
Who /getting drunk/ here?
See this?
Excellent. They'll be appearing in your nightmares tonight.
>Camaro
Good job Myers
>>74279211
What the fuck lol
>>74279211
trash
>>74279187
right here fampai
Glad we have the first race thread of 2017 and let me be the first to say, I think we can all agree on this.
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
Stream?
That Force lady is pretty cute desu
I wouldn't worry about not being able to get tonight's race in. The good news is that if it gets too late to use the lights according to city ordinance, they'll still be able to get the race in with their headlights on.
>>74279120
>17 of the best stock car racers in the world.
Well 16 and Chris Buescher
>>74279305
>Chris Buescher
>not one of the best
>>74279276
>wanting Graham Rahall's sloppy seconds
baka
EVENIN' BOYS
>>74279341
Fuck off gosmo
where da streams at
>>74279376
You seem upset
>>74279385
http://zoofalmily.net/
>>74279326
>implying you wouldn't
>>74279442
Yeah...Yeah.
Racing drivers who make turns get priority tho
There's TWENTY Air Titans drying the track. NASCAR isn't fucking around tonight.
>>74279662
The 12 hours of Sebring last year had two, for reference.
>>74279662
Who wins?
How much longer will they shill SHR and Ford before they tell us this race was called 6 hours ago?
>>74279748
your digits have spoken
Just move all the tracks to the desert, fuck it.
>>74279870
Pretty sure both Phoenix and Las Vegas have been rain delayed before.
>>74279870
>>74279870
Even the desert isn't safe
>>74279915
where you watching this
Roll for winner
>yfw Mikey wins the 'tona
>>74280164
>>74280164
Remember the time Clint Bowyer won that race without needing fuel mileage, restrictor plates or for the leaders to wreck in front of him? Me fucking neither
>>74279442
there were some bad rumors on instagram back in the day
If this post contains repeating digits, Kyle will win.
I won't lie, that 14 Ford is sexy as hell
When will they learn?
>>74280164
I just hope dale's okay
>>74280362
When are they gonna make a sex tape
>>74280432
>Mikey wins again
>Jr has a stroke on the last lap and dies
ugly
are ya ready kids?
http://ffn.tarahog1980.com/browse.php?type=characters&charid=84
>That microphone mis-timing
Who has the hotter wife, Brad or Jr?
Clash is kill
>>74279268
No Smoke?
No Cale?
>>74280499
are they trying to copy this?
>>74280756
gold digger on left
>>74279268
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. Jimmie Johnson (face it anon, he's good)
3. Pearson
4. Petty
5. Cale
>6. Smoke
>7. Gordon
>>74280756
Even tho it's really close, I'd go with Paige.
>>74280756
Jr, Amy is a goddess
Junior is a really good emcee. Can't wait to see him in broadcasting. He's so personable.
This is quality rain delay programming. I've never seen this race before, but Gordon and Earnhardt so awesome.
That Kyle Petty Mello Yello car was so sexy.
>jet dryers from homestead, darlington and talladega are working
track looks pretty good, but there's still rain falling
>>74280875
Honestly I think Dale's just gonna go back to Dirty Mo Acres and screw around once he retires. Guy barely has any time to himself.
>>74280507
>Shitposts about fantasy sex with Kasey Kahne
Faggot leaf
>>74280956
I could see him moving JRM to the Cup level. Through some alliance with HMS/Gordon
>>74280884
Agreed, it was very intimate. Larry was jealous, masturbating using his own tears in the booth next door.
It's only a 75 lap race and it's barely past 9pm. They should stick with this till midnight if they have to.
>>74280956
Na he's restless and loves attention. Did you read that piece on ESPN? I wouldn't be surprised if he goes into minor acting.
>>74280843
>7. Gordon
Stopped reading there
>>74280988
he has already said that he is not interested in having a JRM cup car, but who knows what he thinks now with all the concussions, he could buy the 88 car like Gordon owns part of the 48
>>74281039
No championships after 2001. Failed miserably in the Chase era, JJ made Gordon his bitch soon after arriving, plus he drove a fucking rainbow car and had a porn stash.
>>74281111
Yep taking an ownership stake in HMS is definitely an option.
I just don't think he'll be able to stay away from the sport. He has the resources in place to be a great Cup team owner. I guess we'll see what happens.
>>74279442
I would pop her clutch if you know what I mean
I like the bodies from this era. The Days of Thunder cars.
Chances of going green tonight: <5%
who else /misspontiac/
Jimmie is the GOAT Nascar driver
>Petty
all of his championships came when he was the only car with any sort of sponsorship and could afford to run every race on the schedule.
>Earnhardt
Tim Richmond and Alan Kulwicki died, got BTFO by jeff gordon once he came around.
>Gordon
2001 was his last good season.
Seven championships when nascar was turned into a hyper competitive game show for muh tv ratings is GOAT by default.
>>74281222
I'm more /missdodge/
their cars were aesthetic as fuck and also always kind of different from the other brands
>>74281281
It's crazy cuz I don't even think Jimmie is the best pure driver of this era, but as far as the total package the 48 team is the GOAT for sure.
He's also clutch as fuck. He's won tons of races w/o the best car. Notably Homestead last year.
Remove Florida
we postponed lads
>>74281281
>Tim Richmond and Alan Kulwicki died, got BTFO by jeff gordon once he came around.
Kulwicki's championship was a fluke
11:30 AM
>11 am tomorrow
Go fucking damint NASCAR
>>74281281
By this logic, it goes
Johnson
Gordon
Earnhardt
Waltrip
Yarborough
Petty/Pearson
>>74281222
Quiet goy,
Buy Toyota from mi amigo Daniél Suárez
God damn that Rusty crash. He had so many nasty ones at restrictor plate tracks.
being honest this race they're showing is probably better than any show the guys would have put on today
>>74281403
Hmm, Just like another dumb Polack I know.
I think I love Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Gordon was hated in his younger years, right?
>>74281529
>Restrictor Plates
Dale Jarrett won his 2nd race at the age of 36?
>>74281606
absolutely yes
The southern core of NASCAR fandom hated his ass with a passion
>>74281748
and especially when he started to win 10 races per season
Damn Dale Jr, something about him makes me like him so much. I want to meet him and be his friend.
>>74281791
I want to go hang out with him at his western town and ride quads around doing stupid shit.
>>74281824
>>74281791
Anyone who doesn't like Dale Jr is just an edgy contrarian. He's easily one of the most likeable drivers ever
>>74281824
I just want to talk to him.
So wait, the race has been called and will be run tomorrow at 11?
Why the fuck are we still watching coverage then?
>>74281868
Jr. is a great person and chill as fuck dude who everyone wants to be friends with
His fans are screeching autistic morons who you don't want to touch with 50000 foot pole
>you've been transported back in time to 2003
>you're in a room with Brian France with a loaded gun in your hand
What do you do?
Any update on the sleepy ARCA driver?
>arca gets shortened
>cup race gets postponed
Today has been blue balls
>>74281977
compression fracture of the L1 vertebrae
Did jr retire then?