/bundes/liga

shit op

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SUICIDE HOTLINES OVERLOADED

second for SCHALKE

>>74272785
who /esport/ later? dreamhack las vegas in csgo later

GLORIOUS BAYERN OLEEEEEEE OLE OLE OLEEEEEEEE

>>74272805
SELL RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>first time dortmund isn't refballed to death
>easy win
makes me think

>>74272793
mine too :/

>>74272785
> Horses vs Consumers and Costumiers vs Miners
shit maymay

Hamburg: Adler, Sakai, Papadopoulos, Mavraj, Ostrzolek, Jung, Walace, Hunt, Holtby, Kostic, Wood

Freiburg: Schwolow, Kübler, Söyüncü, Torrejon, Günter, Höfler, Abrashi, Grifo, Haberer, Philipp, Petersen

>>74272785
>fattyposting in the OP again.

uggh!

>Customers celebrating a 1:1 against fucking Hertha

wew how shit can one team get? this would have never happened under Pep

Literally Malaysia tier

FCB
FCB

JAAAJAAJAJAAAJ

NUR DER HSV

>>74272826
I think the celebration is about not losing to refball rather than the draw

>>74272834
But Bayern literally got refballed to the draw ?

>>74272824
hehe

>>74272826
Imagine winning game after game, league title after league title. Shit gets stale pretty fast and shit like this is literally the most exciting thing that has happened to the club in the last 3-4 years

>>74272843
only fair desu

>>74272826
you do not celebrate last minute goals that prevent your team from a loss you already accepted in your mind? what a sad little man you are

>>74272826
I wouldn't have minded us losing it desu desu.

I just love to capatalize on everyone being so btfo by our late goals.

My toenails smell like cheese. Is that normal?

>>74272862
No, because my team always keeps on winning. I don't need Dusel

>Dardai

so fucking mad holy shit kek

you literally scored from refball you nigger

>>74272826
Forgot about Mainz already?

>>74272843
>implying the Hertha goal was not scored after a refballed freekick

>look mom i posted it again ehehe so funny XDDXD

>>74272871
see >>74272818

>>74272874
>using racist slurs and hatespeech

You are what is wrong with this beautiful sport.

>>74272888
Damn, what are we gonna do about it?

>Rules say you need to close the game after 5 minutes
>lets play till +8 anyways

>not covering Robben at all for the free kick

Hertha only has themselves to blame desu

[selling ITT intensifies]

>>74272901
enjoy it

>>74272905
this desu. But what can you do when your team has a convicted criminal as boss?

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>>74272905
>>74272921
stay mad lmao

>>74272937
Why would I be "mad " about a 1:1? Enjoy your """draw"""while my team won 3:0 clean and fair :)

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>>74272950
idk you sound pretty mad to me. but yeah I guess we can both be happy then

>people forgetting Berlin's goal was a result of refball

I know most people are just memeing, but 1-1 was a fair result even if it was scored at 96th minute.

on a scale of jupp to klinsmann how big a fraud is couch carlo?

>>74272905
THIS!!!

>>74272967
Do I? Well, I guess you're an expert on "being mad" so you would know hehe

Hhahaha, customers so mad right now. They still have to justify the Refball that got em a draw against Hertha.

Literally the sweetest tears for a long long time.

Stop pretending that us shareholders are mad. We are loving the equalizer because Hertha is getting on our nerves and getting dangerously close.

>>74272986
This lel

Havent keked so hard in a long time

MUH "BUT IT WASNT REFBALL"KEKEKEKE

>>74272905
see >>74272960 and >>74272974

Hertha's fault for making Wechsel in the Nachspielzeit

>>74273000
t. Customer pretending to be a BVB fan

>>74272986
see >>74272863

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>>74272986
>>74273011
I think you are the most mad person in this thread right now :)

>>74273026
People who know me from /trb/ or the 4chin cup can confirm that I'm a Dortmund shareholder

>>74273000
>fart

>>74273040
>People who know me from my autism support groups

Just end yourself

>>74272880
>implying that the referee didn't tried to deliberately make everything he could to Bayern to score a goal

One thing is making mistakes because you are a shitty referee, and another one is blatant refballing

>>74272986
Fox sports literally showing NASCAR and Chelsea vs Wolverhampton rather than US's brave bobbeh wood's Hamburg
Why

>>74273039
>He's SO MAD he has to literally search for an anime picture in his files, click on it and then decides to upload ALL THE WHILE when he's literally seething with anger and frustration

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*takes breath*

AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>74272972
Klinsmann wasn't a fraud though. He was a Bauernopfer because They didn't invest in the team thinking their plebs were already good enough.

With the players LvG got in the next season Klinsi would have easily succeed too. But of couse Würstchen Uli had to blame someone other than himself.

Dortmund = Trump
Loud, brash, populist, can't hold on to their nominees/star players, violent towards their percieved enemies, fond of empty slogans, appeals to emotion constantly, popular among uneducated white men.

>>74273090
they only care about viewers and money

>>74273111
trips of truth

>>74273111
kc tier

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>>74273123
ebin

All those ABM made my saturday

>>74272863
>for one point you blew your cover and literally admitted that you pay the refs

I'm not mad for you have exposed yourself.

HSV
S
V

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>>74272986
>HAHAHHA THEY ARE SO MAD GUYS!!
>THE SWEETEST TEARS

that Bale goal

holy fuck im cumming

>>74273214
describe it for me senpai

>>74273145
klo agger

>>74273214
Web em where?

>>74273235
i just had to describe a sex scene in order for it to not get deleted. here it is:

It starts with Susi sucking Connys dick in a box. She takes her glasses of for it so there's no barrier between her face and his dick. She also takes his balls in her mouth.
After the minute-long sucking Conny fucks her doggystyle with her lying on the desk.
Next stop: Reverse cowgirl. (She's still wearing the stockings.)
She's rubbing her clit while he's pounding her.
After that he pulls her over and fucks her on the desk again, this time missionary.
More clit rubbing.
He finishes on her tits.

>>74273235
Like that one Poldi world cup goal where he runs and runs and shoots into the far corner from a flat angle but there were no opponents because Bale got the ball at the Halbfeld and did a 1 man counter attack

>>74273236
Yes

>>74273214
>>74273274
i just watched it on youtube. nothing special

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6ek08ZV970

>>74273258
stop uploading torrents to empornium you dumb shit

>>74273288
He's really really fast

>>74273296
just like you

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>>74273311

>>74273289
why?

>>74273336
because theyre rulecucks

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>>74273289
What's that?

>>74273343
it wouldnt work if everyone would do however she pleases

>>74273365
and then you're even uploading german porn from the 90s

UGH

I'll go there now and doxx u

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>>74273348
a private porn tracker

>>74273386
currently working on a dru berrymore megapack

Zeit für Wolverhampton - Chelsea

>>74273392
>downloading porn in 2017

>>74273403
enjoy

>>74273392
>2017
>downloading porn

why would you even do that. theres a shitton of sites you can watch for free

>>74273392
will you stop posting on /sp/ please?
nobody likes you

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>>74273411
When sharia law takes over Europe and visiting porn is forbidden he will be the one laughing
>>74273427
Don't be rude I like him

>>74273415
you should know the reliability of german internet my friend

>>74273414
Thanks, but I won't.

>>74273464
fair enough

>>74273456

she looks familiar but I can't put my finger on it

>>74273458
idk cant complain desu.

is your name rainer by any means?

>>74273477
>is your name rainer by any means?

is that some joke i don't get?

Streaming is just the same as downloading except you can't watch it again as easily.

>>74273456
you are nobody

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based bayern

>watching porn
>when you can watch footy

KEKS

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>>74273501
some guy with shitty internet

>>74273522
that feels good man

>>74273456
I have enough goats to by me a loli bride.

>Wood dead
>Hunt as a striker
lmao Hamburg is finished

>>74273582
:^)

>huddersfield 0-0 manchester city
lmao

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schatzi schenk mir ein foto

>>74273663
Further proof that German soccer is shit when the fraud poop can win ez 3 str8 years but is shit in ingerland

schenk mir ein foto von dir XDDD

>eplel

>>74273698
>>74273716
i don't get it

>>74273735
you need to visit Malle more often, then

hsv is cancer
fuck off you retarded cunts

>>74273760
i'll pass, thanks

yes

agree

REEEEEEEEE

Yes

The HSV, only

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we have to play against köln

>>74273778
>>74273818

Yikes!

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fuck this leave based freiburg alone

>>74273582
>(You)

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>>74273828
don't worry

>>74273828
you have to win if you still want to play international next season

HSV CHAMPIONS LEAGUE NEXT SEASON 2BH

HAHAHAHAHSV

PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP PHILIP v

>>74273828
so what? last season in köln easy 3-0

>>74273828
We will win :)

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HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking hsv cunts

>Müller out
>Wood out
>Papa out
HSV is fucked

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>>74273828
cheer up

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Strawberry > raspberry > blueberry > blackberry

Prove me wrong


100/25U

>>74273977
>counting HSV out

NUR! DER! HSV!

wenger OUT

>>74273911
>We

is there anything more disgusting than a HSV fan?

>>74274068
whore

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>>74274049
I own 1 share in Schalke GmBH & gazprom so yes, we.

Now apologize

>>74274012
good post

>>74273403
>>74273464
いつまでもあなたを忘れません。

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schenk mir ein foto von dir

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that hsv kämpferherz

dinos gonna dine

*die

So, those people in the betway spot are most delinitely jews, right?

>>74274012
gooseberries more like goatsberries

>>74274321
most delinitely

>>74273851
>tfw they will meet in the CL quarters

Why was Dortmund stadium empty today?_?

>>74274166

Check your inbox ;)

>>74270800
still waiting

>>74273760
Wat is malle?

>>74274367
all the Dirtmund Erfolgfans were mad af that their shit team lost against Benfica, so they sold their shares, used the money they got from that transaction to buy cans of Red Bull, and shredded their Dauerkarten

hehe

>>74274408
the favourite tourist destination of fat, ugly, and generally unattractive GERMans

>>74274367
>tourists from leipzig go to dortmund for the authentic football experience
>get offended that the locals didn't like them too much
>complain about bad language and alleged acts of violence
>German FA goes into damage control to protect footballs clean image
>bans the locals from attending the next game

>>74274421
So,memes aside, you're saying they wuz mad and shit and so didn't go?

I doubt that considering they were the better team against benfica only obama was shit in front of goal.

>>74274367

the yellow wall was banned for shenanigans

>>74274408
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malle ---> https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Malle

>>74274444
Thank you, also nice quads

Based Leipzig trolls Dortmund even after they play them

JAJAJA

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Is he, dare I say...?

Nur der HSV!

I can't take this anymore.

If Bayern turns/wins/equalizes just ONE MORE time in the last ~3 minutes of a game I will explode out of rage.

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Holy shit.

Ancelotti showed the middle finger to Hertha fans

>>74274656
They should say Freiburgo and Wolfsburgo too

>>74274711
okay

>>74274582
hehe

>>74274721
*shows middle finger*

>>74274656
what are we drinking today brazil-chan~

source?

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it on my van every Sunday

GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO GRIFO

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Have they determined if it's a brainshake yet?

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Ich zähl bis drei
ich winke dich herbei

HAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHSV

>>74274771
more like dedlaney, tight?

>>74274719
True t. b. q. h.

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>>74274771
>>74274786

Hamburgers colours are red white and blue
Pottery

>>74272785
LUL

I think I made OPs picture like 2 years ago

>>74274824
she's got aua aua

>>74274749
water

stay hydrated

>>74274867
who? someone in the stands from delaneys ball?

I remember when Adler was GOATing at Leverkusen. Based robin dutt was coach. Life was still ahead of me.

Ah, good times.

WAS MACHEN SACHEN

>>74274908
no, delaney is injured

>>74274928
alright!

ERA ERA ERA

PENULTY. What the fuck was that call delayed by 3 years

lmaooooo

>>74274975
>hunt

BENULDI :DDDDDDD

>Hunt

>hamburgers

lel

HGAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHSSSSVVV

Bobby wood wood have berried that

is it just me or has the quality of penalty kicks seriously deteriorated recently?

hunt the cunt

What did he mean by this?

>two minutes added time
Or, as Bayern calls it, 5 minutes

l0l

>>74275038
yeah, just aim for the top corner ffs

>>74275038
>"the glass is half empty"

no, goalkeepers just got better at saving them

>>74275038
It was just this matchday.

>>74275060
lel

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based freiburg

>>74275124
Wolfsburg won't be there till the end 2bh

it's gonna decide between HSV, Bremen and Ingolstadt

Darmstadt is already gone

Why do so many Japs, Koreans and Chinese players go to the bundesliga more than any other league?

>>74275132
This tobihannes.

>>74275132
this tobihannes

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>>74275151
>>74275155

>>74275150
we appreciate their strong work mentality

>>74275151
>>74275155
damn

>>74275151
>>74275155
That was..strange.

>>74275151
>>74275155
Unban me you cuck

i reckon that i have 7 points so far in my Tippspiel

>>74275151
>>74275155

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hsv is going down

>>74275237
no u

why bundesliga only has 18 team?

>Watzke zu Gast im Sportstudio
nice

ich bin ein schottish man

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>>74273828
easy

>>74275284
so we can have a comfy winter break and win the Champions League/WC/EC later that year

>>74275284
specifically to piss off americans

>>74275284
because

>>74275324
F

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>>74273522

>>74275386
>german tv shows, movies or music
>good
lol

>>74275386
Schlag den Raab, old TV Total episodes

>>74275386
Berlin Alexanderplatz

>>74275386
cafe julia

>>74275386
Fuck you goethe
Inglorious bastards
Lena Meyer ladturd
Valkyrie
Triumph dos willens

>>74275386
gzsz

>>74275423
>Triumph dos willens
>dos

CHI

>>74275423
10/10

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Leipzig will win tomorrow

>>74275475
hi

how's life in central america these days

>>74275426
unter uns > gzsz

>>74275491
Getting better by the day, my friend

>>74275386
Lammbock
some people claim Das Leben der Anderen
Herr Lehmann
Die Mannschaft

>>74275501
good for you

>>74275482
-(∃) Wx & Lx
W= world
L=Leipzig lose tomorrow

>>74275501
did you elect a president who is making central america great again?

>>74275501
Why'd you move from schland to panama? And more importantly how rich did they make you whence you arrived

you now remember tobi

>>74275504
>Lammbock
shit

>Das Leben der Anderen
shit

>Die Mannschaft
shit

>>74275569
>you
shit

>>74275574
no u

>>74275580
YAAAAAS Kings Slay

>>74275526
You could say the whole region is waking up to how stupid communism is and proceeding to remove it accordingly

>>74275539
Why do you assume I'm German?

>>74275574
agree

>>74275592
Something something mossack fonseca

>>74275504
I didn't like Die Mannschaft all that much desu, I much prefer La Mannschaft

>>74275592
he thinks you're evading taxes

but people don't actually move to panama for that
just their money does

>>74275386
>music
Messer
Einstürzende Neubauten
Ton Steine Scherben
Die Nerven

>Movies
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
Good Bye Lenin!
Der Untergang
Das Boot
M
Die Ehe der Maria Braun
Das Leben der Anderen
Pappa ante Portas
Der Himmel über Berlin
Die Blechtrommel

Not all of these are fantastic, just some of the movies most commonly named as Germany's best.

>tv shows
Berlin Alexanderplatz
Deutschland 83 (recent, not great but decent enough)

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>>74275680
this dude knows whats up

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We will NOT be relegated. Your reminder that we are undefeated in 4 games so far.

NUR DER HSV. Have a nice day!

>>74276063
>We will NOT be relegated

nobody ever doubted that

hamburgers made a pact with the devil some time ago, they lost their soul over it but will forever play in the first bundes

Holy fuck, the mods just banned me for 3 days for that post asking for tv show reccomendations.

What the fuck is wrong with these cunts??

>>74276104
It's a German mod too

t knower

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new oc for op pic

>BUNDESLIGA

>>74276242
kys

>>74276308
Rude

>>74276552
This!!!!

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Do you think he's an annoying leader to be subordinate to?

>>74276104
tell me about it...

>watzke
>leader
lamo

>>74275388
lewd

>>74276714
yes

he should go bald. he reminds me of my father. his remaining thin hair is even more ridiculous, but it looks very similar. the head, jaw and everything looks equally manly and german

>>74276714
He used to have his own small business.
I like to think he hasn't changed his ways and runs Dortmund like a small business too.
People like that can be very annoying when you are used to your corporate drone ways.
They demand more individual responsibility and can be a little short tempered.

>>74276834
I see

>>74276984
Yes

i see too

>>74277545
cut the white bread and i give you 7/10

>>74277545
looks good although i dont like it