How the f*** do we stop him?

>>74272575
>stopping the GOAT

You don't.

>the allmighty defense of Espanyol

>>74272575
>ronaldo beats someone dribbling
that's a collector's piece

>>74272809
literally this

>>74272575
Get him to play against a team that isn't a filial of his own

this won't happen for another 30 matches

I'm really impressed. Been waiting for him to dribble some one since 2013.

>>74272666
>>74272809
>>74272845
>>74272860
>>74273006
>>74273390
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Messi is finished

how can messi ever recover

who were they playing? athleticwho literallico?

>Real Madrid vs Espana

what is this sorcery?

he pouted about Bale's goal today

>Didn't even score from that
EXPOSED

meme
he gave the ball away after doing that

>>74272575
>f***

>spectacular dribbling followed by a misplaced pass
wingers in a nutshell

Insult him all you want but missi has never done anything like this

I was watching it on live and jumped out of my chair

what a player ffs

>>74272809
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

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>>74273578
>Swearing on a work safe board

I don't want to get fired

cant be done

Battyboy got MEGGED

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>>74272575
you can't

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>>74275457


haha

that thread was golden

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>>74272575
He used to do that almost every game for us as a 17 year old, he looks a bit overweight for it now tho, watch his body movement closely

>>74275587
he was already 18 when he transferred ya goof, also, no he didnt.

ITT: 12 year-olds obsessing about something Ronaldinho used to do on a weekly basis

first time he's successfully taken someone on since... 2009?

>>74275649
Whatever age he was he did that at that age and we sold him at the right time, fuck off gypsy

>>74275859
I'm pretty sure the 12-year-olds ITT are doing it ironically

Why are Roma playing Spain?`

But why is he so sexy

Let's see him do it against a team that doesn't just roll over for Real.

his dribbling has actually really been improving recently

>>74276053
>we sold him at the right time
youre dead malcolm, fuck off kike. also, lolno you used that money to pay the glazer debt and havent won the cl since.

>>74272575
Am I supposed to know how any of these players are? EPL is all that matters.

>>74276398
Ronaldo played in the EPLel

>>74276585
And he hasn't been relevant since he left. He's a literal who now and has been for years.

Leave TSUUUUUUUUUUUU alone

>>74276753
t. a idiot

>>74276053
>we sold him at the right time
well, with him you would have won CL 2009 and 2011 at least

>>74276753
try harder

>>74273461
Haha good banter

did it even end in a goal?

>>74276053
>we

>>74275473
gary can

>>74281194
no he gave it away

>>74275577
MESSI IS GONNA FREAK

>>74272575
the nails of your boots over his ankle
I miss Gravensen desu

>Real Madrid's B team
yeah no one gives a fuck

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>>74272575
>cutting the video so you don't see he gives the ball away immediately after the dribble

woah...so this is the power of tsuuu...damn

Would you rather have 2017 CR7 or 2005 Fat and Broken Ronaldo?

>>74284082
fuck that's tough. I guess I'd go for fatnaldo, just because he's more likely to be able to be shoehorned in as an auxiliary player

>TSUUUU
Is Ronaldo autistic?

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You can't. The man is the objective GOAT for a reason.

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you play the man and obstruct him and let a second defender get the ball when he does a stupid through the legs pass. Very few refs call obstruction.

Soccer players are some of the dumbest people in the world. They can be up by 2 goals and they would purposely make risky long passes and turn the ball over. Soccer is the easiest sport in the world to hold onto a lead, but I've never seen a team properly delay the game by doing simple backfield passing

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>>74285873

And recognize the flag. I played soccer in high school and I pissed off how unstrategic the game was.
>Durr we should have 2 attackers and 3 defenders
>no we should have 4 defenders.

That is how complex the strategy was. Positions in soccer mean absolute nothing, if you arn't in the play when the other team has the ball, you are useless, get off the field. Any talk of soccer strategy was an insult to my intelligence. I'd honestly rather play niggerball desu

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>>74285873
>>74285932

>tf
>tt

almost got me, cory

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>>74286018
swear to god, soccer is a pansy sport. I remember my father coaching my travel youth team and the fuggin ref gave my father a red card for arguing a call. The other team was playing dirty down 3 goals and the ref was giving them a pass.

A red card for a coach! The ref said he had to leave and my dad said he wasn't going anywhere. You should have seen the look in his eyes. The ref didn't know what to do, lol. Then the ref got the bright idea to threaten a forfeit if he didn't leave... we were up 3 goals with like 10mins left so he walked off.

Fairy sport imo. Refs cant handle the bantz, players dive for calls and the liberal refs give it to them. I didn't slide into you that hard pansy, get up.

>>74275514
wtf
What did I miss?

>>74272575
Yet another dribble that leads to nothing at a side of the pitch. Wow!

>>74273505
>España = Espanyol

>>74285932
t.(((American)))

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>>74288590
You should come up to America before Trump puts his wall in and learn to play soccer in a real country. If might do you some good and make your more tough.

We only have real sweepers up here. Or liberos or whatever you call them. Make a move on one of my fullbacks and I'll strip you so fast and put you into the ground so hard you'll be crying for a yellow

>>74286337
>soccer is a pansy sport
>the other team was playing dirty!!!! I swear!!!
>probably just bullied a bunch of limp-wristed faggots off the ball
>typical ameriburger dad cries to the ref instead of teaching his son to be tough
>ref just tells him to fuck off

Great story, Steve

you can tell he wasn't bothered, he was like
oh ronaldo, you can't dribble anymore

>How do we stop him
You don't stop the GOAT. TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74285809
>Henry's face

>>74272809
Hahah true now penaldo montage videos are 40s longer kek

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>reading all this messi dick riders butthurt comments

>literal several trillion metric fucktons of messhit cumslurper butthurt

Fucking delicious.

Ronaldo is 2 years older than him and STILL outperforms him. He's the GOAT of the modern era.

>>74276053
>we sold him at the right time

Fackin ell it's Ed Woodward

>>74290546
Scored a GOAT Penalty lad

why doesn't the video show the end of the pass?

Have yall noticed hes starting to pass allot more..

>>74285786
t?s?u?

>>74294685
He gives it away no one wants to see that

Messi can't do it
>le run fast and cut past a traffic cone patético de medoloña defender man

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>>74297559
Messi buried a penal today

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>>74289037
>sweeper

>>74272809
this

Did you notice against Espanyol, when Bale scored how Ronaldo was the only one who didn't come over to Gareth to celebrate? Becaue daaaamn, how dare he have balls and shoot instead of crossing to him for le ballondor tap-in?

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>>74301586
hmm

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>>74304742
really makes you think

>>74304742
>>74304768
I was comparing players, you're comparing teams.

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>>74304695

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>>74301586
>>74304820
>Those two goals at home against Leganes sure conformed goat status for me

>>74272809
This

>>74301586
>Cavani scores 5 goals per 4 matches
Why is he so underrated?

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>>74304884
This piece of shit would rather score 3 goals in a 3-4 defeat than 0 goals in a 1-0 win. Remeber when he said "I won ballondor for Real"?

>>74304887
Last time Ronaldo played Leganes he couldn't even get one

>>74304929
Because Ligue Uh

>>74304945
>Can't score against ToLose

>>74304969
Football is a very inconsistent sport. One day Messi can't score against Arsenal, and another he scores four, this is just how things are.

Fuck all of you haters ITT, Ronaldo-sama is the GOAT.

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>>74304940
Remember when he was all butt hurt about Messi passing the penalty to Suarez so he'd remain in the lead for muh pichichi or whatever the fuck its called.

>>74305108
He's literally uncoachable:

>won't double the flanks to help Marcelon despite playing on the LEFT FUCKING WING
>that's why the STRIKERS Benzema and Morata have to play on the LEFT FUCKING WING on defense
>in process, Kroos and Casemiro spend extra energy because Ronaldpoo won't come back
>he loses cca 10 balls per game because he can't dribble or shoot anymore
>constant childish hissy-fits during the game on refs, teammates etc.
>mustn't be replaced even during garbage time because he'll throw a temper tantrum at Zidane

It's a fucking miracle Zidane is doing a job this good with Real. The bald fuck deserves all the credit.

>>74272575
>espanlol
You don't see him even trying shit like that against a proper good team. Because he's an experient player, he knows he'd probably fail.

The webm is too short, had it shown the whole play you'd see how useless that little ""skill"" ends up being, because he finishes it of with a typical >ronaldo pass

Ronaldo isn't skillful, Ronaldo doesn't play for the team. All he has is pace and strength, and a typical Ronaldo assist is a shitty pass back to a player who is probably on a worse positon than him, which he only does when he sees he can't score for himself.

He'll never have the skill, the intelligence and the team mentality that Messi has, period.

>“When I was at United, I didn’t speak [off the pitch] to [Ryan] Giggs, [Paul] Scholes and [Rio] Ferdinand apart from the normal ‘good morning’ but we won the Champions League.

>“We talked on the pitch and that is all that mattered. Does it matter that I don’t go out for dinner with Benzema or that Bale does not come around my house? It is not important. This thing about the little meals, the little hugs, the little kisses. To me that doesn’t mean anything.”

What did he mean by this?

>>74305199
N I H I L I S M

>>74305199
confirmed for dying alone

Literally nothing wrong with that.

I'd take dying alone over a ticking timebomb that can explode and take half of everything you own any day. All you need is a kin so your familytree doesn't end, but he already has one.

>>74305523
for >>74305373

>>74305523
>his son isnt gay

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>>74276053
>we sold him at the right time
>THIS LEVEL OF DELUSION

>>74305171
Ronaldo made great passes that game

He's turning over a new leaf. It's a new era of Ronaldo

>>74301586
>leave lelganes to me
>but give me a penalty to kick
Kek

>>74273409
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>>74307322
It was a good penalty

>>74307227
again, it's espanyol.

>>74311021
Are you seriously implying espanyol wouldn't win the bundesliga, ligue 1, serie a, or the epl without breaking a sweat?

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>>74272809
delete this

>>74289332
Ronaldo is a great dribbler

>>74272809
Keks

>>74301586
I thought tsuuuuu was goat, what is this fake news

>>74272575
DRIBBLES. PASSES THE BALL TO THE OPPONENT.
KEK.

so when was the last time missi did an elastico?