/heem/

>>74271576
kek

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Upcoming events:

2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74265392

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

News:

>GSP is back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc

>Cyborg is back
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract

>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london

should I make another thread
i'll copy the spergop template

>>74271804
no this one is fine, his thread already got deleted

>>74271804
nah, fuck it. it's been a complete shitshow as is

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>>74271804
Normally I'd say yes, this is a pre-500 thread, but you might get banned for your trouble since this one's been reported but not deleted.

Let' just roll with it.

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>>74271576
stop making shit threads

Upcoming events:

2/18: M-1 Challenge 74 - Yusupov vs Puetz
2/18: Bellator 172 - Mitrione vs Emelianenko
2/19: UFC FN 105 - Browne vs Lewis
2/24: Glory 38 - Vakhitov vs Cavalari
2/24: Bellator 173 - McGeary vs Fields
2/24: LFA 5 - Edwards vs Townsend
2/25: WSOF 35 - Ivanov vs Jordan
3/3: Bellator 174 - Coenen vs Budd
3/4: UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson 2
3/5: EBI 11 - The Welterweights
3/10: LFA 6 - Junior vs Rodriguez
3/11: UFC FN 106 - Gastelum vs Belfort
3/11: ACB 53 - Khalidov vs Barnatt
3/18: UFC FN 107 - Manuwa vs Anderson

Previous thread: >>74265392

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEzmdzPn4g

News:

>GSP is back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14652398/georges-st-pierre-officially-re-signs-with-ufc

>Cyborg is back
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>UFC remains intent on destroying light heavyweight division
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ranked-light-heavyweight-nikita-krylov-released-from-ufc-contract

>MVP fighting Derek Anderson (a lightweight)
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/michael-venom-page-to-face-derek-anderson-at-bellator-179-in-london

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Did you know that Miesha's boyfriend, she's been with before Bryan, killed himself while dating her? He probably knew he wasn't good enough for her, and that he's never gonna get B U N D A so good again, so he rather ended it. I would probably do the same tbqh.

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>>74271775
>>74271850

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>>74271859
>thread wars
>prediction wars
>news wars

This is the /heem/ we deserve I'm afraid.

>>74271887
is that really spainsperg

>>74271935
According to the rumor I'm starting now, yes.

>>74271852
Cat zingangos husband offed himself too.

What's the pattern here?

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Do you agree with this trending 4chin meme?

>>74272090
they're all secretly men.

>>74272090
They all know they're not good enough for them, and they can't stand the idea of not eating those delicious bundas on regular basis.

Good morning lads

Can't wait for our boy to get a lineal win over a fedor tonight

>>74271887
Names are the hottest "new" meme. Gotta get with it my man.

How do we feel about the I will name fag until.....x meme?

I think it's a bit gay personally but opinions are welcome.

>>74272132
BoxSwede has been dead for like a year though

>>74272195
Thats good casuals wont know him

doesnt mean he wasnt entertaining, him getting BTFO everytime was gold

>>74272187
I've come around on it.

>>74272202
He was right in the end though. Cruz got pieced up by Cody, a former Boxer

>>74271935
Yeah, was confirmed a couple night again.

Is Mulhouse a meme?

>>74272187
It might bring a little bit of credibility to posts.

For example, no one ever knows if it's the ass eating czech person or not.

>>74272252
no but Mulhouse is not a meme is a meme

>>74272220
Because boxing is a Patrician science while apeswing should be banned

>>74272220
it was never about that

he was saying that the better boxer would always win

>>74272321
Come on, he shit on Cruz every chance he got. We laughed at him constantly, even harder when he bet Dillashaw with a bad foor and 4 year layoff
Wish he stayed around for the Cody fight desu and I'm a Cruz fan

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>>74272260
People who don't eat ass should be banned tbqh.

>>74272371
What about if she only wipes her butt with toilet paper?

>>74272365
dominick Snooze was never good dork

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>>74272187
Finding secret ways to avatar is for faggots, it's good to drown out people like our Jacare humping friend.

>>74272417
I'll knock you out don't shit talk me who do you think I am, a Canadian?

>>74272425
How do I get a GF like Mackenzie?

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>>74272425
Wish I knew.

>>74272485
$250 an hour.

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Oh shit, Lewis/Browne is tomorrow?

Oh nah senpai I got myself all prepared for it today
Ffs

>>74272550
We have Mitrione vs Fedor tonight

>>74272417
>The Bantamweight GOAT was never good

This better be b8.

>>74272578
Yeah but I'm not watching a full Bellator card after last time

This is so shitty, I woke up later and everything

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bad boys bad boys

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>>74272654

The real main event

If mitrione beats fedor does that make schob the almost goat because he beat mitrione?

>>74272611
It's lellator, buts it filled with UFC rejects so it should be fun. Mitrione, Cheick, Thompson, Fedor, And Kos are fighting.

Bellator's website says the Main Card begins at 9pm. Is that 9pm PST? Cause I ain't staying up till 7am to watch that shit.

>>74272757
2am for us I'm pretty sure, main event will probably be at like 4am

>>74272717
Memes aside, even if you accept Arlovski as winning, Brendan Schaub is still clearly the superior fighter and the GOAT of all GOATS.

Arlovski lost to Brett Rogers, who lost to to Barnett who lost to Cro Cop who got decapitated by Big Brown. Barnett also beat Big Nog, so we can infer that Schaub is superior to him as well.

This can be applied a step further to the Travis Browne . Browne just lost to Andrei Arlovski who, as we've established, is inferior to Based Big Brown. Therefore, Schaub > Arlovski > Browne. This also applies to when Arlovski beat big Country.

Schaub beats Gonzaga, who beat rothwell.
Therefore

Schaub > Gonzaga > Rothwell

>Brendan Schaub
Undisputed GOAT
15-0 record
11-0 in the UFC

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>>74272717
that can? lol

*takes you down*

>>74272780
That's not too bad desu, let us hope this is the case GMT friendo.

>>74272788
Not an argument.

>>74272813
neither was your post, that guy got BTFO to retirement, he wasn't even gatekeeper level, he stopped fighting because his end game was to become a vegetable after half the division meme'ed on him

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How are you guys preparing for tomorrow night?

AMA

>>74272788
I love that completely unnecessary follow up shot Roy does. Must have gotten fed up with Shob too.

>>74272839
What are you doing?

I think it's time to stop /heem/ and come back to game thread only.
It was fun for a while but for the past few months it became /tv/ tier bad

>>74272839
are you autistic?

>>74272850
I do a YouTube second screen show.

>>74272839
Holy fuck man. Are you Mark Henry?

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>>74272839
are you actually preparing notes for the fights my man?for free?

sorry but I cant approve of this,its way too autistic

>>74272869
People on here call me that a lot but I don't think so.
>>74272850
>>74272889
I want to be a ufc announcer one day. Forgot to mention.

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>>74271852
>Miesha's joocy bunda in that 200 Embedded video

HNNGGG

>>74272876
Ok good luck man, hope it goes well.

>>74272891
How much do you get paid to shitpost? Beat it nerd

>>74272898
>I want to be a ufc announcer one day

how old are you?also how do you hope to be able to get into the media?do you have any connections

>>74272927
34. No real connections. I'm followed by a few mma journalists and Robin Black once retweeted me.

>>74272951
link us to your show plz

I will give you an honest opinion

You do know that realistically you're a bit old to start a career in media at this point right?

>>74272951
>I'm followed by a few mma journalists and Robin Black once retweeted me.

Kek, all the credentials you'll need I'm sure, just Email the UFC your application and get Robin Black to pull a few favors.

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>>74272839

>>74272998
I'll link before I go live tonight. Brendan Schaub started a new career when he was 31 and now he is making bank. If he can do it, I can too.

Pls no bully

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WHO?

>>74273022
Don't expect my regular amount of prep for Bellator though. The real show will be tomorrow.

>>74273037
me in the middle

>>74273022
Brendan Schaub was an already famous fighter my man.Totally different case with an already established userbase.Anyway I dont intend to bash you,if its your real passion go for it

Also link some previous show to your heem buddies.If you're good we'll back you up and follow you

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F E D O R

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>>74272780
Fucking hell

Fedor will sub Mitrione with EASE, remember Mitrione got submitted by Brendan fucking Schaub in the 1st round, and by Ben "The cuck" Rothwell

>not a single heem.webm/sub.webm from an american flag

just this
>>74271775

lol what happened bro, did you rage quit after your thread got deleted or get banned and are posting from your phone?

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>>74273128
You can see the scar he got from diving headfirst into Nogueira. Not sure where the others are from.

>>74273154
And Maldonado put fedor on Queer Street.

>>74273128
Why are all Russian face always full of despair?

>>74273178
meaningless
don't talk about MMA until there exists a single good australian born fighter
you're literally a nobody

>>74273178
>>74273212
BTFO

>>74273195
They don't have the luxury of being propped up for centuries by England and the United States.

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Great OP.

I drive by that sign every single day.

Brings back so many memories instantly.

>>74273212
>no good Australian fighters

Ummm sweetie, you don't remeber elvis sinosic?

>>74273021
kek

>>74273245
I love how they trash your town. It's unironically nicer than most places on Earth and no I don't live within 2 hours of it.

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>>74273021

How do Snooze fanboys defend or respect him after he turned down a rematch for the belt?

>>74273291
Grow up or I'll bury you.

>>74273304
Why? Are you scared that Dillashaw will heem Garbagebrandt silly?

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>>74271576
I cant seem to pull the trigger on Fedor/Mitrione and Lewis/Browne, I mean Mitrione should have this but Bellator fights are fixed, and Lewis has been hot lately but mainly against bums, and Browne can be a killer if he's on form, I cant decide where to put my cheeky fivers

>>74273304
Shit b8, Cruz turned it down because he knows he needs to make adjustments. That simple. Only an idiot would have tried again so soon.

>>74273382
Agreed, he is a massive pussy.

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How does she keep getting away with it? Would you agree to fight her if you were a 145 pounder?

What meme are we gonna spam if Browne loses?

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good evening, cage fighting connoisseurs™

>>74273406
i'm sure some dorks will spam blacked even though travis isn't white and neither is ronda lol

>>74273426
What is Ronda?

>>74273426
Can confirm, will spam Blacked once Travis gets sodomized.

>>74273153
just sleep until then or try watching it and fall asleep

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>>74273431
>What is Ronda?

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>>74273402
>How does she keep getting away with it?

She took the bogpill.

>>74273457
She looks like an old Native American man.

>>74273467
>look mom i'm 18 and i just found out about these weirdos let me spam their faces

>>74273467
>>>/pol/ you crossboarding faggot

>>74273467
Can I get a quick rundown on this meme?

>>74273426
>travis isn't white

u wot m8

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>>74273494
>>74273489

>>74273528
Hapa literally means Mixed Race

>>74273528
he's not 100% northern european masterrace like you bro

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is there anything budweiser won't stick their dog shit beer logo on?

ACB 53 starts now, life on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVuoCsk8Qg

>>74273542
Race isnt real

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>>74273644

gina mazany is joanna jew's height, but couldn't make 136 pounds lmfao

and she was only getting $10,000 to show

i'm laughing but if she upsets mcmann she will be headlining a card in 4 months against bethe

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>>74273604
that's cool but sorry m8 i'm watching m-1 challenge

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>>74273697
Her nose is awful.

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C U B
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N
F
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M
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>>74273706
why dont ufc ringcard girls lok like this

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>>74273739
i always ask myself the same question

>>74272951
Good luck man, at least you're doing something creative. I always admired people who make videos, write articles, make music, and shit like that.

Well, back to wagecucking.

>>74273765
Tattoos are the fucking worst.

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I friccin love Bellator :^) so good haha

>>74273765
the tats look like shit but at least her body has curved unlike twinkmode ufc girls

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>>74273765
>tattos

>>74273402
I'd fight her... with my dick!

>Hendricks heems Lombard
>calls out GSP

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>>74273774
>>74273776
>>74273782


what the fuck is wrong with you guys

i've been all over the world and the bottom line is

pussy is pussy

every stripclub, every whorehouse

it's all the same shit

you have to stop acting like whiny bitches and face the modern world of today

>also, EMINEM lmao

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>>74273811
Nah, too early, Johny needs at least two steroid cycles before fighting GSP. But it will come, unless GSP pussies out before.

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Heem I have a confession

I love memes

>>74273812
that's because you're a thirsty beta who scavenges whatever shitty tramps he can get

is tom brady the only good thing to come from california?

Anyone have the pic of Conor all teary eyed after losing, and pictures of Nate smiling photoshopped in?

R8 this maincard

Predict FOTN

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>>74273850
mate, i'm enjoying the fights, so please shut the fuck up yeh? you're an idiot

>>74273896
make me

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>>74273918
>or what?

>>74273467
Was this the call that saved the UFC?

Did the Bogs get GSP back?

>>74273892
For Bellator, this is an 8/10

Thomson vs Patricky FOTN

how many bongs till bellator?

I could heem any of you cucklords but first I'm gonna take my chick to breakfast.

>>74274022
>breakfast
>after 1PM

What do you think this cunt will do in the rematch? I think she'll go for the high five/glove touch, and heem Holly right on the spot.

>>74274043
Best coast, bud. But you already knew that didn't you?

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>>74274070
This cunt.

Did anyone see the knockout just now at ACB? Fuck

http://www.fite.tv/watch/acb-53-young-eagles-15/2izia/

>>74271887
there is no prediction wars or news wars

Is light heavyweight doomed to be rematches for all time now thanks to WME?

>>74272757
just go to sleep and set up an alarm faggot

If Fedor wins, are we all gonna say it was a work?

Goddamnit the fatfuck nigger spammer is back.

Dude, spamming scat won't change the fact that you're a nigger and it won't bring DC's daughter back.

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who /hype/ ?

List of events when?

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Filter game strong af

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Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga

>>74273863
Team Alpha Male are based there. So's Dominick Cruz.

>>74274199
get your filter game up, i legit wouldnt have known it was scatspammer unless you said so

>>74273863
What a stupid question.

We get it, bud. You're a low income piece of trash that lives in a flyover state.

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Post early slibs, boys.

300CZK is like 1/10 of my rent, so it's a serious bet.

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>>74274216
Meathead
Thomson
Kongo
Koscheck
Mayo

>>74274240
I'm on my phone

When does Yandiev fight?

>>74274264
do you not realize you can run scripts on mobile chrome too?

literally every time he spams you have to say "look at me i use 4chanX" holy shit grow up

we literally wouldn't even know he was spamming if you didn't have to say it like you're a computer programmer lol

>>74274270
Couple of fights I think

>>74274274
WOW DO YOU GET PAID TO BE THAT KNOWLEDGEABLE? Fucking dork no one cares just let the mods delete it,.

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>>74274289
your filter game aint up is it? i can help you friend. just ask

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/2/18/14637620/mma-editorial-is-the-end-near-for-the-ufc-flyweight-division

They're absolutely corrent y'know.

Men's flyweight was a mistake, a bad investment which didn't pay off, a bad gamble so to speak.

People care about big guys, not these midgets.

If they rejuvenate the HW and LHW division then all the stadiums will sell out in an instant.

>>74274308
Can you maybe reply to me if his fight begins?

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>>74273467
they actually do kinda look alike.
>mfw the bog brothers are the real UFC owners and cyborg is a real life cyborg prototype as a trial for the upcoming human vs. machine war

>>74274339
cool if I don't forget

>>74274311
He's right you're annoying as fuck.

>>74274339
(you) have 3 seconds to decide, would you like to be Luke Rockhold from now until you die and your old self ceaces to exist?

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>>74274252
How cheap is your rent, la?

Post your UFC 209 walkout songs. Numetal only.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IHWKU9V1lA

>>74274344
Thanks lad

>>74274362
I would be Luke Rockhold for ever

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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

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>tfw I got banned for some harmless shitposting

How we doing lads?

>>74274362
no i'm richer than luke and his dad died when he was young lol

>>74274362
Nah, Rockhold's best years are behind him, it's only downhill from now.

>>74274387
if his dad didn't die he would be pussy 100% . how rich are you?

>>74274387
>no i'm richer than luke
Prove it.

>>74274384
Grow up.

>>74274368
I'm a dormfag. But it's still a price of amazing meal for one, or decent meal for two at a restaurant.

I really wish the UFC was on today literally fuck Bellator I'm not watching it.

>>74274415
i posted time stamped oceanfront pictures
enjoy your 9-5

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>>74274453
why do you hate mma?

>>74274453
>i posted time stamped oceanfront pictures
And? Cause you live by the ocean you're richer than Rockhold? I got news for you, bud. Luke lives near the ocean too.

The act is I'm the only person on /heem/ thats ever made more than $100k in a year.

>>74273037
juiced up fedor

>>74274418
Dormfag, I've come to bargain!

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Lads I'm confused about Kekator 172

So it's on tonight on Spike? Any UK fags confirm if thats the one we get onFreeview? It showed Bellator 171 a couple of weeks ago but I don't see any Bellator in the listings tonight for Spike?

hlep

S P I CY

BRAZIL BTFO AGAIN LMAO

>>74274309
Why are idiots like you so proud of being stupid?

>>74274472
>The act is I'm the only person on /heem/ thats ever made more than $100k in a year

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>>74273833
>tfw i have that exact same pen

>>74274538

Nice pen Todd

Thinking about putting some euros on the fights this weekend to make it a little bit more interesting.
Id go with mitrione today and hendricks and lewis tomorrow on parlay.
You think thats smart?

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 105

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder

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>>74274216
Mitrione
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga

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>>74274557
Lewis
Hendricks
Sicilia
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

>>74274216
>brooke mayo
>0-0-0

Top notch talent you got there, Coker.

>>74274578
Early Herb strikes again

>>74274556
>mitrione
i'd give him the edge. he weighed in almost 20 pounds heavier and fedor failed to impress me at his last showing

>hendricks
i'd do it

>lewis
he's gonna get BROWNED

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>>74274557
Browne
Hendricks
Sicilia
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

>>74274372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PW0B7C5o2A

where are u guys watching m-1?

>>74274622
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv

>>74272898
Live the dream man.

>>74272220
cruz got btfo by father time, too old to meme on people more athletic than him. at least he was champ for a while though unlike kenflo

what if you had a guy that trained boxing and BJJ since the age of 6, would he basically be the GOAT fighter by the time he was 21?

lmao looks like spergy got BTFO

>>74274472

the joke is you're the only person on /heem/ that gets offered a booster seat when he goes out on a date

lmao double burn stay BTFO dockyboy

>>74274674
Maybe he's just training BJJ on Saturday?

DO NOT CHAT TO ME

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>>74274592
shes looking pretty good tho tbqh

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>>74274557

Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

>not forrest griffin

>>74274199

Lol dockie always seething

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>>74274674
Maybe a couple others too, there were a bunch of trash OPs. Spainsperg also got banned yesterday after a pretty epic all-nighter. Guy is ridiculous but I kind of admire his tenacity.

>>74274710
looks to me like his multiple threads all got deleted and the mods kept this one lol

>all these guys thinking lombard has a chance

You're all 205ers, aren't you?

what's the least autistic flag on /heem/? ireland?

>>74274729

Looks like an average gutter slut. I can walk into any bar within 5 miles of me on a Saturday night and find at least ten rats like this.

>>74274754

he's the only one I would say truly creates art

dockie is close but his is unintentional so it doesnt count hes just an angry midget who lives in poverty

>>74274770

>ireland

Probably Kenya

>>74274770
>i literally trane at straight blast in the mouth

bangbro

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>>74274216
Mitrione
Freire
Kongo
Koshcheck
Mayo

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>>74274770
Bangladesh

>>74274813
why aren't you posting your webms with the normal names?

>>74274820
why do you care to recognize anons individually?

>>74272132
I like it

>>74272132
all me by the way

>>74272132

Stop giving these spergs special attention.

>>74274796
Kenya is a casual though

>>74274859

No he isn't. You're the casual.

>>74274855
im pretty sure theyre just circle jerking. its like 4 guys that need attention so bad. i wish they would just tripfag so they could be filtered

>>74274372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWoh-BekPCY

>>74274868
lmao yeah okay buddy the guy that argued that a low blow and eye pokes were only considered a foul when a point is taken isn't a casual ok gotcha lol

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>>74274890
lmao kenya on suicide watch

>>74274890

You're the biggest sperg on heem.

>mfw con air gets his Mayweather fight
>mfw he gets 75 mil just to show
>mfw he utterly forgets about the UFC

you know this is how it's gonna go down. i hope you enjoyed 205 because that's the last time we're gonna see goobert in the octagon

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQmX2dCB8hd/

>>74274906
Grow up.

>>74274906
you literally wish that you had my literal life lmao a man can dream

>>74274500
I think it shows the fights free the day after the event on freeeview so not live.

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>>74274169
Fedor wins are usually so violent that it'd be hard to even tell

>>74274710
No, he is literally obese.

>>74274937

I don't actually.

Name ONE fighter who is IMPOSSIBLE to HATE.

>>74274945

Cheers m'dude. I usually just stream it but just moved so currently no internet except mobile. Trying to get my head around fucking TV

>>74274770
Coral Springs

>>74274965
lol yeah ok bud its pretty fookin obvious lmao dont let go of your dreams

>>74274974
Robbie

>>74275017

You're the biggest loser on /heem/

>>74274974
most white fighters

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>>74274974
Reem

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>>74274974
Schaub, easy.
>>74274995
Schaub bless brother.

>>74274974

All black fighters

>>74274974
Joe Lauzon, Cigano

>>74275068

There he is! The biggest spastic on heem!

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>>74274557
Lewis via R1 KO
Hendricks via UD
Tucker via R1 TKO
Theodorou via UD
McMann via UD
Felder via UD

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>>74274921

>>74275088
Then who are you?

>>74275105

I'm your daddy

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besides shitposting that barely gets any (you)s, what do you contribute to /heem/?

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>>74275088
idek if you are just h8ers or bullys at this point. Leave me alone.

>>74275098

This dude needs to man up and fight CM Punk already.

>>74275122

I talk about MMA, break down fights, and make fun of Ausfailia.

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>>74274974
CONOR MOTHERFUCKING MCGREGOR

>>74274770
Me

>>74275122
I post updated rankings,pictures of Schaub, breaking twitter news, embeddeds, and other PREMIER YouTube links.

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>>74275122
Bad photoshops and fight breakdowns.

I've made some videos and shit but I need to find a decent editor I can get for free, it's been a while.

>>74274974
Stipiocic

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>>74274974

>>74275164

Biggest loser on heem

>>74275164
.... so you look at /r/mma and crosspost here? Noice.

What does heem mean?

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>>74275122
I shilled Grasso and Aldana to popularity thank me (an australian bro did help)

>>74274339
>>74274378

Yandiev coming up next

>>74274974
Mouse

>Hey Edmond she's saying that I dont know how to hit pads

>>74275122
I make webms, post screenshots from twitter, do some shoops occasionally, and have made some exel charts.

>>74275122
I've made a few pieces of enduring oc including old man Faber, Dana shiggy/fedora, Nick as cia, JBJ as Jesus. I also started the crossing/goofing predictions.

>>74275210
>I shilled Grasso and Aldana to popularity

No you didn't

>>74275221
Thank you brother

>>74275210
Aldana is a 4 and Grasso is a 5

>>74275200
>>74275199
Consider (you)rself upvoted.

>>74275122
I spread the word about ass eating.

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>>74275210
>>74275210
i shilled Gabi, Thickenzie and Megan. I'm gonna do the same for Helen Maroulis

>this is helen training and hanging out with conor's coaches wife.
shes training mma already

>all these r/mma nerds desperate to proof themselves to other Reddit goofs
Literally wgaf what u """""""contribute"""""""" probabaly the same nerds who care about the op

>>74275318
Shut up scatposter

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>>74275318
t. guy that contributes nothing to heem but wonders why its been so shit

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>>74275227
hahahah

>>74275332
He's actually right though

The point is being anonymous, if you want to force a personality and associate an identity with yourself then maybe Reddit is more your style.

A few people here mention going there anyway

>>74275354
*downvotes you*

>>74275351
>Edmond? Is this good technique?

>>74275354
you can anonymously contribute to heem without looking for recognition or forcing a personality m8. you dont need an identity to raise the quality of heem. however most of the posters now just shitpost and derail to off topic nonsense

>>74275318
> probabaly the same nerds who care about the op

Probably an aspie mandrama stow-away 203er

>>74275244
BASED Yandiev

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>>74275351

>>74275380
>you can anonymously contribute to heem without looking for recognition or forcing a personality m8.
Exactly my point. People here looking to take credit and say "LOOK AT ME I DID THIS FOR /HEEM/" are doing the exact opposite.

>>74275344
I contribute more than anyone else here ya dummy; I h8 even making off topic posts right now so this will be my last one. I just don't make every post have an idenfiable (file)nam or have autism so severe it radiates through my posts making me easy to recognize. Now beat it before I beat u.

>>74275351
Fucking hell, considering how huge of a star she was. All these talk shows, TMZ following her 24/7 and she clearly enjoying it, filming movies. This is sad.