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today:

>3rd bundes
bremen ii - paderborn
wiesbaden - zwickau
kiel - fortuna köln
erfurt - lotte
karl-marx-stadt - aalen
regensburg - fsv
münster - großaspach
magdeburg - osnabürck
(all 14:00 cet)

>2nd bundes
bochum - würzburg
fürth - düsseldorf
(both 13:00 cet)


>the bundes
dortmund - wolfsburg
mainz - bremen
hertha - bayern
hoffenheim - darmstadt
eintracht - ingolstadt
(all 15:30 cet)
hsv - freiburg (18:30 cet)
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goooooooooooooooooooood morning
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>>74269115
damn, missed in the OP:

>F bundes
Freiburg - Buyern 12.00
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is this /bundes/?
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>>74269156
what's f bundes?

>>74269184
maybe
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helluuuuuuu
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UGH

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Dortmund 1 - 3 Wolfsburg
Mainz 2 - 2 Bremen
Hertha 0 - 2 Bayern
Hoffe 3 - 0 Darmstadt
1tracht 1 - 1 Ingo
HSV 3 - 2 Freecastle
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>>74269194
Fem bundes
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Who /beer for breakfast/ here?
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>>74269311
okay

>>74269332
not me
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how do you pronounce "ugh"?
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>>74269352
Deine Mutter du Bastard
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Reminder the stock market is closed today so you wont be able to sell your shares
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VW cars are terrible cars.
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Wew

Shareholders are literally making a loss right now
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>>74269332
orange juice
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why is Tippen so hard recently ;_;
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>>74269332
kiwii and avocado
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>>74269115
Who actually cares?
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>>74269441
too much parity in the bundes
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>>74269445
yes, hallo.
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dortmund - wolfsburg 2:0
mainz - bremen 2:1
hertha - bayern 1:1
hoffenheim - darmstadt 1:0
eintracht - ingolstadt 2:2

hsv - freiburg 1:2
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Frankfurt - Ingolstadt (Sa.) 2:0
Hertha - Bayern 0:2
Hoffenheim - Darmstadt 2:0
Dortmund - Wolfsburg 3:1
Mainz - Bremen 2:1
Hamburg - Freiburg 2:2

Gladbach - Leipzig (So.) 1:2
Köln - Schalke 1:2
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>>74269531
>>74269499
"no"
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>>74269535
okay
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Hello? I am a Dortmund supporter. I'd like to ask you kindly not to post any VERKAUFEN memes even if we lose. It hurts everytime. Thank you.
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>>74269115
hello and rate my new shoes bundes
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>>74269547
Not enough money left to buy more stock this month and sell it at a loss, my dear Gewürzmischer?
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>>74269547
you better sell now.
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>>74269445
not me that's for sure
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>>74269548
dank
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>Hey Anon, want a drink?
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>>74269444
my man. checked

>>74269370
is this good or bad for bitcoin? or does it not affect cryptocurrencies?

asking for a friend
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>>74269355
Good post
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>>74269615
uhm no.
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>>74269615
>y-you t-too
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>be me on my way to the train station
> see a fucking mudslime lying on the ground, praying
>isn't even looking in the general direction of Mecca

Absolutely haram.
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>>74269619
more like shitcoin, right?
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Who / Hartz4/ here?
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>>74269615
"uuh....who are you people??"
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>>74269680
no
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>>74269678
did you stab him for being an infidel though? thats what moderate muslims do
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>Hertha BSC hat den Vertrag von Innenverteidiger Niklas Stark (21) vorzeitig verlängert. Wie die Hauptstädter mitteilten, unterzeichnete der U21-Nationalspieler beim Bundesligisten am Freitag einen neuen Kontrakt bis 2022.
_______________________________________

>Im vergangenen Sommer sah es lange Zeit so aus, als stehe Matthias Ginter (Foto) bei Borussia Dortmund vor dem Absprung. Vor allem der VfL Wolfsburg, aber auch der Hamburger SV und RB Leipzig beschäftigten sich mit einer Verpflichtung des 23-jährigen Innenverteidigers.
>Das Interesse des aktuellen Tabellenzweiten der Bundesliga ist laut einem Bericht der „WAZ“ nach wie vor vorhanden. Demnach wolle Leipzig Ginter, der in der laufenden Saison 25 Pflichtspiele für den BVB absolvierte, gerne im kommenden Sommer unter Vertrag nehmen. Denselben Plan soll zudem der AC Mailand verfolgen, wenngleich die Chancen der Leipziger auf einen Transfer höher einzuschätzen seien.
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>>74269332
>tfw assumed all Germans drank beer at every meal
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>>74269712
looks like a crack addict
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>>74269441
>betting
>hard
LMAO
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More importantly, Weigl to PSG when
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>>74269763
Elsaß-Lothringen to germany when
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>>74269771

I'll gladly trade, no one like these fuckers anyway

Actually Strasbourg is okay I guess
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>>74269763
Dortmund would be borderline retarded to sell him. But with these idiots you never know.
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top o' the morn' ya'll

>>74269115
I really really like that OP image
Dortmund 0 - Wolfsburg 1
Mainz 3 - Bremen 1
Hertha 2 - Bayern 1
Hoffenheim 3 - Darmstadt 0
Eintracht 0 - 0 inglelstadt
Burgers 1 - 0 Freiburg
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>the city of cholo

LEVERKUSEN CAN DO IT!

I BELIEVE!
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That salt thing completely passed me by
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>>74269332
not me
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>>74270041
Why are you so rude to Dortmund Denmark? They have feelings you know
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>>74270041
>Draußen
>D
why?
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>come home from grocery shopping
>carry stuff in both hands
>door to the Mehrfamilienhaus i live in is already open
>some older guy who just took out the trash is coming back in too, but before me
>let him go first because why not
>go after him
>i say "Hallo"
>he doesn't say anything, then, after a couple of seconds says "Bitteschön."
>he is literally implying that i should thank him for letting the door stay open for himself
>i say "Danke." although i don't agree with him, but don't want him to die of a heart attack either
who was in the wrong here?
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>>74270081
because Dortmund le echte liebe :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>74269332
>>74270053
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>>74270103
him tßh. He was a dick and he should have said thanks. However, you shouldn't have thanked him.

If I were you I'd knock on his door and force him to apologize
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>>74270081
ruhrpott intelligence

>tfw Abi in Bayern masterrace
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>>74270103
hmmmm
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>already 14:30
wtf
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>>74269115
hello femanons of /bundes/ why aren't you dating a cute /bundes/autist yet?
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>bochum
they are going to get relegated arent they?
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>>74270153
i would but Chads dick is just so hmmmmmm

you wouldn't know that feel
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>>74270021
what salt thing
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>>74270153
l-lewd
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>>74270163
Girl????
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rate my lineup. i am coach carlo by the way
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>>74270171
maybe

; )
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>>74270175
>tfw Bernat is playing
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>>74270190
whats wrong anon-kun~?
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>>74270164
Some meme
Saw the guy posing with Cancellara on twitter
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>>74270175
>Robben CB
For what purpose? The rest is pretty decent though.
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>>74270202
the assortment is random. robben plays on the wing. thanks
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>>74270200
He is bad and you should feel bad
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>>74270202
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>>74269115
who /würzburg/ here?
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>>74270209
just you wait
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>>74270175
>lewy not starting
Nigga..
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>>74270216
/wutburg/ here
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>Gewürzkickers
lamo
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>>74270210
so that makes robben a center back. united kingdom-kun assumed the list goes from back to front, starting with goalkeeper and ending with striker

and no, she had no problem with thiago and costa being defenders, and alaba and kimmich playing upfront
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>>74270232
he needs to catch a break and thomas needs the feeling of being needed after scoring against arsenal
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BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM BOCHUM
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TIEF IM WESTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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dirtcucks on suicide watch
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You now remember that there were people who thought Marc stendera would be goat
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>>74270290
he's still preddy gud for sge
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>Pfeffer&Salz on suicide watch
lamo
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Hahaha time to watch some """"footy'''"" huh?
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Here's a Simulcast Acestream

2bh

acestream://c15d290b791c6812a4c2bb4a803b91d0dd1bd9c8
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>>74270290
hard to prove the opposite when you're injured for almost a year.
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Go0o0o0o0o0oD morning /Bundes/

What are they laughing at here?
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Supporting Werder today
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DRITTE HALBZEIT IST KEIN VERBRECHEN!
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>>74270347
an insider joke

morning

>>74270360
just like my colleague work partner
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>accidentally catch a glimpse of my reflectionin the monitor
>reminded how fucking ugly i am
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>>74270383
just b urself
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>Gesamtgesellschaftliche Probleme

lol just let more rapefugees in to stop those Ultras
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>>74270383
ever wonder what this is all for?
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Forgot to say that I'm watching the skishooting.
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>Grill I go out with later tells me she has to drive to her parents after the date because they don't want her brother to be alone
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>>74270515
HE'S FAT!
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>>74270126
that bayern abi thing is the biggest lie ever, i met people from all over germany when i went to uni and all are equally retarded
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>>74270554
And I was not even expecting to go home with her or anything like that it just means she won't drink again.

Which will make trying to kiss her more awkward
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>>74270500
checked
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>>74270578
see here
>>74270424
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>>74270515
its an excuse to get rid of you

>>74270578
shes smelling your desperation
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>>74270500
biathalon is breddy based
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>>74270605
No she she was the one that asked me out the first two times and told me she likes me afterwards. She just never wants to drink.

And this is the 3rd date so it's time for kissu
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>>74270619
yes
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despite having no shares (or anyone haha) to hold, i will watch the dortmund game
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>>74270383
sorry friend

is it really THAT bad??
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>>74270643
Gonna watch Bayern
>>74270629
I'm happy for you lad. Where'd yous meet?
>>74270644
Indeed. 'Tis
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>>74270707
At my best buddies birthday party. She is his gfs relative.
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>>74270707
care to post picture?
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>>74270731
Not a chance in hell
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>>74270629
she is batshit insane andwas probably molested by one of her relatives. she scared of emotional bindings
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>>74270751
maybe drawing of yourself then?
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reckon gladbach should have hired Bielsa as a replacement. dieter hecking is fucking shite and steals a living based on the de bruyne season
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>>74270643
i have someone to hold but i have to visit that person and it also doesnt feel _THAT_ comfortable either
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Without The südtribüne the stadium looks empty
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>>74270789
Kc tier
>>74270800
Okay I'll upload my portrait :^)


Come on hertha
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>>74270789
Nah she just seems shy. Coupled with my for my age embarrassing inexperience just makes for a depressing combinartion
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got £500 on bayern munich to win

will profit £280 if they win

how blacked am i?
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>>74270751
don't be scared, theres not a lot of apollo here
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>>74270866
shes fucking two other guys behind your back
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>>74270873
You're the lucky bastard that bet Bayern last time too, aren't you?
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>>74270873
>müller starting

you could've basically just burned that money
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>>74270873
very
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>>74270886
not even her bf (yet) tßh
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>>74270892
>lucky
lamo
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Where is the Dortmund lineup?

>>74270802
Stilll an upgrade to Schubert.
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>>74270919
on the field
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>>74270892
yes that was me

>>74270906
welp

>>74270904
what's wrong with muller?
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>>74270919
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Hertha is going to blow themselves out by the 15th minute at this rate
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>>74270909
They were tied in the 90 and then they scored twice, if that ain't lucky...
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>>74270935
he's been utter shit since last year

>muh goal vs arsenal

no accomplishment
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>Bernat in charge of crossing
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>>74270948
Is Götze still injured?
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>>74270956
Yeah but they need to play him after that goal in the hopes he will rediscover form
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>>74270986
no, just still fat
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>>74270986
Out for another two weeks.
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nice """atmosphere""" you got there dirtcucks
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>>74270986
only if you consider obesity an injury
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>>74270993
>>74271016
Don't fat shame you shitlords
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please don't waste so many chances today
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>>74271025
t. michael johnson
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>>74271025
Maybe it's people didn't want to get fat shamed, they should stop being fat.
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>lose one CL match
>1/4 of the fans immediately abandon BVB, stop going to the stadium and are now probably Leipzig fans

lel, 'echte Liebe' my ass
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>>74270970
he hates sand, just like wayne
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SERGE SERGE SERGE
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>>74270881
is that corsica? or is that napoleon's tomb?
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why am i even watching the first bayern half
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>>74271050
gr8 b8
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>>74271050
more like
>lose one CL match
>get so mad that you beat up women and children
>get banned from the stadium
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>>74271025
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>>74271051

why do they hate sand?
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GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY GNABRY
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>>74271082
It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere
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>>74271082
It's rough and coarse. And it gets everywhere.
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>>74271050
>>74271077
kek
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>>74271077
They deserved the beating tbqh
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>>74271073
You want to see Lewandowski passionately protect Kimmich from bullies
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>>74271077
>>get so mad that you beat up women and children
Lügenpresse
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>>74271077
Why even have women and children if they can't take your rage?
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>>74271110
dark
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>stream is shit and like 5 minutes behind
>Dortmund plays shit
>nobody likes me...
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>>74271102
lewandowski isn't even on the field

kimmich is on his own today
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>>74271068
have no idea
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>>74270986
"Mario Götze fällt aufgrund muskulärer Beschwerden 14 Tage aus", teilte Borussia Dortmund am Samstag kurz vor dem Heimspiel gegen den VfL Wolfsburg offiziell mit.
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Ayyyyy LMAO
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>>74271077
>be retarded ossi
>know that you are hated everywhere
>use your wife and children as shields afgainst the bullies
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BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMABRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA BRUMA
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WEW
E
W
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>>74271123
>kimmich is on his own today

Who will protect him?

can we rely on /ourguy/ cut inside man?
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bruma is LITERALLY a better striker than aubameyang.
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top refball
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GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HERTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74271124
can you read what the sign says on the left of the picture?

Not even sure if it is french tho desu
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Bruma must've bought some BVB stocks this past week.

Lock him up for insider trading!
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Bayern btfo
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>goal after refball fk
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>>74271145
>>74271159
>customers are so mad they have to force this meme
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UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA UND ES KOMMT NOCH HERTHA
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Did Bruma temporarily forget which side they were playing towards? Because that looked like a genuine attempt at goal.
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>>74271158
it's in corsican
maybe that was napoléon childhood's house or something
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>Mainz 02
>>
first goal against bayern during a set piece this season

also
>celebrating 1-0 goals against bayern
why do teams still do this, dont they ever learn
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>>74271159
We are not even an AG you mong
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>bruma
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Is Ancelotti done?
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What a disgusting dive
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>>74271177
sweet. thanks hun :)
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WE WUZ YUROPEAN TOP LEAGUE N SHEIT
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>>74271186
Exposed.
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>other team has to score for them
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>>74271175
I think his brain just tuned out for a moment and his instincts told him "ball coming into our box, I have to deflect it somehow" and he did that
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OMG A DANE SCORED
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>>74271140
david
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>>74271175
It seems he was attempting (a very bad) soft pass to his keeper
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Delaney scored, wheres Denmark?
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>Dembélé is good but not great
>turns into the absolute GOAT in bundesliga
really gets the noggin joggin
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>inb4 robben cuts inside before half time
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>>74271199
DELANEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>74271209
Superior German tactics
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>>74271209

>turns into the absolute GOAT in bundesliga

what did he mean by this?
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>>74271209
he plays for a better team
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>>74271207
see
>>74271212
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>>74271209
>le pacy black kid No. 234021458
>GOAT
hehe

"no"
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>>74271211
Final score will be 1-0

sorry to tell you :(
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Is Vidal drunk?
>>
INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO INGO
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>>74271241
Thanks, here's your (You) in return
>>
>reus being so light he gets knocked over when the ball hits his foot
>>
>the fortress of the franks
>>
if only reus could have handled that ball better
>>
Keine Fans
Keine Stimmung
BVB
>>
Is Berlin a based city or is it full of SJWs? It's the capital and biggest city of Germany, but I usually hear more about other cities that seem to be more important, such as Munich, Hamburg, Gelsenkirchen etc.
>>
>>74271286
Sell!
>>
Is gotze even on the bench
>>
>>74271293
>Gelsenkirchen
>>
>>74271293
It's almost as bad as london


almost
>>
>local stockmarket fanclub decides to hold an important meeting on a Saturday for once
>suddenly entire stadium is empty
>>
>>74271293
Pretty sure it's one of the few capital cities in the world where it leads in poverty.
>>
>>74271293
>munich
>gelsenkirchen
>cities
lmao
>>
>>74271311
london and berlin both are great cities though
>>
>>74271293
It's basically a shithole full of pretentious faggots. That's all you need to know.
>>
>>74271293
German city rankings

Bamberg > Nurnberg > Hamburg > Munich > Stuttgart

t. been to the above
>>
>>74271293
gelsenkirchen is the definition of a shithole.

>>74271300
injured
>>
>>74271300

he's posting on /bundes/
>>
>>74271300
No, he is probably eating some kuchen at home.
>>
>lol it was offside so breaking his leg doesn't matter

thanks, rules
>>
>>74271327
t. dorftrottel
>>
>>74271293
It's very different compared to the rest of Germany imo. I wouldn't call it SJW, but they're extremely liberal, almost do a disgusting degree. You'll find all sorts of subhumans in Berlin who are tolerated because muh personal freedom.
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>>74271324
>London and Berlin are great cities


Compared to Paris I suppose you're right
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Arnold is hot as fuck desu
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Where is the whore poster?
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>>74271293
>Muich, Gelsenkirchen
>important

pick one!
>>
>>74271351
see >>74271345
>>
FUCK YOU BUYERN YOU ARE THE WORST PIEFKE
>>
>>74271351
halt maul dorftrottel
>>
>>74271348
>>74271293
What I mean is, the amount of weird or literally insane people that you'll meet in Berlin is off the charts because nobody really minds people with mental illness as long as they don't bother others too much. But it's also a city to have great fun in because people are very liberal, won't judge you for anything etc
>>
>>74271364

at the game?
>>
Quick, help the Bayern management, they need your expertise /bundes/!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12364567

http://www.strawpoll.me/12364567
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>>74271345
t. pretentious faggot from Berlin
>>
>>74271293
You hear a lot about other cities because Germany didn't evolve centered around one capital like many other regions in the world.

Berliners are known to be kinda arrogant, but easy going. They are kinda mad when you move to Berlin and call yourself a Berliner though.

I once visited a friend in Berlin and went to a party with her. During that party, I accidentally made a joke about the red army marching onward in some game, she had to stop me wiht an awkward look because I hadn't realized that it would be kinda weird to make jokes about raping russians in Berlin.
>>
>>74271374
t. Surrender monkey
>>
KEK SGE RED CARD
>>
REUS!!
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>>74271386
L O D D A R
O
D
D
A
R
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>>74271390
Germans have no sense of humor
>>
Is Bremen back?
>>
>>74271415
no
>>
>>74271412
>implying argentiniums are white
>>
>>74271293
berlin is a literal shithole

there is dogshit every 30cm not even memeing you

also the people are the worst kind of cucks
>>
I was gonna say smth witty but i cant remember what it was

>>74271386
>roy hodgson
kek
>>
All these offsides calls kek
>>
>muller
>>
>>74271434
>there is dogshit every 30cm not even memeing you

Not just dogshit. I saw people with toddlers that dont wear diapers on multiple occasions, they just let their kids shit on the ground, not even kidding
>>
>>74271415
Never been gone baby. They were just playing better teams (except augsburg, really should've won that).
>>
>>74271331
>south german shitholes

sure mate....
>>
>>74271429
How much longer until they are?
>>
>>74271293
Berlin has good, comfy and interesting parts as well as neighborhoods that are the worst in all of Germany.

It really depends on where exactly you are in Berlin and what you're looking for in a city.
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easy abseitsfalle

: ^)
>>
>this one triggered Berliner ITT

now you know why they're despised by the rest of the country
>>
>>74271457
t. north german

Again, those were the only ones I've visited hun. Redpill me on the best strong northern german cities
>>
Gottes schönste Gabe ist und bleibt der Schwabe.
>>
Ich bin ein Berliner
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>>74271364
There is no whoreposter!
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>>74271475
The places in south Germany are usually the most beautiful because of climate reasons but culturally, south Germany should be nuked because theyre all disgusting subhumans. Every objective German will agree with you, even motropolian people from the south, like peole from Munich.
>>
pls don't be dead again reus
>>
>Kimmich
>>
>>74271511
Don't bully Kimmich you fucking arsehole
>>
>games so boring /bundes/ goes full /in/ autism
this league is shit and all of you should feel bad for watching tbqh
the only mildly interesting club is dortmund
>>
fuckin hell looks like i'm blacked
>>
>that free kick
>>
>>74271505
ok kevin. geh mauer bauen
>>
>Dortmund stadium not sold out
lmao that whole stand is empty
are those the famous echteliebe shareholders?
>>
>>74271491
Those pants are too long, too baggy and too crumpled
>>
>>74271491
she is hot in the most peculiar way
>>
>>74271533
see>>74271312
>>
>>74271519
>t. shareholder
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>>74271390
>Berliners are known to be kinda arrogant

You've obviously never been to Bavaria then
>>
>>74271533
Isn't that the away fans stand? Probably too scared to travel and who can blame them.
>>
>>74271519
We are all waiting for the HSV game.
>>
>muller
>>
>Bayern figured out that Hertha's right side can't stop Costa

rip
>>
>>74271568
see >>74271249
>>
>>74271549
what is "lafo"?
>>
>>74271548
manchester united has more drama than your entire league
>>
>>74271574
>That flag
Its safe to say it won't end 1:0.
>>
>>74271594
ntaine
>>
>>74271606
>replying to Americans

lafo
>>
OFFICIAL BEST GERMAN CITIES WITH A POPULATION OVER 250K POWER RANKING

1. München
2. Düsseldorf
3. Münster
4. Stuttgart
5. Augsburg
6. Wiesbaden
7. Dresden
8. Nürnberg
9. Hamburg
10. Karlsruhe
11. Berlin
12. Braunschweig
13. Leipzig
14. Bonn
15. Frankfurt
.
.
900000000000000001. Wuppertal
900000000000000002. Dortmund
90000000000000000000001. Gelsenkirchen


this is undisputable btw
>>
>>74271599
dann verpiss dich doch, ausländer
>>
>>74271549
>having french has your second foreign language rather than latin
Full pleb.

>>74271550
Bavarians are barely even German in how they act. Just because someone is more arrogant though doesn't mean that Berliners aren't arrogant at all.
>>
>>74271594
>>
>>74271620
t. Wessi
Leipzig is top 5 for certain.
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Is Shurrle the hottest guy in bundesliga?
>>
>>74271623
>fatties pulling in there stomachs
>>
>>74271623
the right one is probably slavshit
>>
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>>74271610
ahhhhhhh. thank you.
>>
>>74271620
>Bonn below Karlsruhe
Did you just type up cities as you remembered them?
>>
>>74271641
she is qt as heck
>>
Can Bayern Munich buy Messi?
>>
>>74271633
this
>>
>>74271639
>Not Lewandowski
>>
>>74271653
no
>>
>>74271620
>Düsseldorf 2.
>Dresden above Leipzig
is this a rusemeister list
>>
>>74271658
They've got enough black players
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>>74271667
yaaaaaaasssssssss
>>
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>>74271658
yes

how do you end up having hair like this. theres like 5 hairs in front
>>
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uhm???
>>
>>74271639

I wouldn't know
>>
>>74271633
>Leipzig is top 5 for certain.
''No''
>>
>>74271505
The places in southern Germany have among the highest quality of life in the entire world.

Stay mad and jelly, you poor Northerner
>>
>>74271658

they could but they wont
>>
>>74271691
yes
>>
>>74271620
your Lederhose is showing, Alois.
>>
this thread has turned too kc tier

I'm backing out
>>
IM LITERALLY SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
>>
>>74271673
Düsseldorf really is GOAT though
>>
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>>74271687
>pushups
when will they learn
>>
>>74271706
but I'm not from the north. Frankfurt here, working a 80.000€ job.
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>>74271718
hmmmmmmmmmmm

really gets some neurons going
>>
>>74271725
Also they pulled their stomachs in
>>
>>74271725
was talking about what is going on in the background
>>
>>74271738
How can you tell?
>>
>>74271720

sorry
>>
>>74271331
BAMBERG OMG THATS WHERE I LIVE ANON
<3
>>
>>74271725
pretty hot desu
>>74271733
they have arbys in gerbany?
>>74271726
juden?
>>74271738
'no'
>>
>>74271733
that crispy fish fillet looks neat, the other ones not so much. they look disgusting af tbqfh.
>>
>>74271640
Am I the only one who finds a big round tummy hot as fuck?
>>
>>74271762
Wanna rub mine?
>>
>>74271620
>Münster
>Wiesbaden
>Bonn
>Leipzig

Disgusting subhuman trash cities
>>
>>74271754
watching american stream, senpain

>>74271759
yes, they look god awful. thats what i was going at
>>
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>>74271762
I don't mind so long as they aren't fat all around

Now bodies like pic related really confuse my benis
>>
Daily reminder the 2 best German-speaking cities are not even in Germany.
>>
>>74271788
didn't knew they spoke german in auckland
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>>74271749
>>74271754
Their stomach muscles are not relaxed
>>
why is /bundes/ so boring now
>>
>Maxtrix-LED-Licht
lmao, yes goy, buy those unnecessary, expensive to repair extras
>>
>>74271783
Bonner Altstadt is frequently called one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
>>
Do you know anyone who ever had their car glasses repaired by carglass?
>>
>>74271786
Fat Kerber was best tßh. I think there was once a even fatter tennis player. Also hot as fuck.
>>
Holy fuck Monster trucks are autistic
>>
>>74271801
You have never been to old Bavarian small cities like Bamberg, Würzburg, etc. etc.

They are all beautiful
>>
>>74271793
>"didn't knew"
>your english skills
>your reading comprehension

Wow Ronny, you're a total mess, a disaster. Sad!
>>
>>74271740
just some foam. whats so unusual about it?
>>
>it's a bayern concede first but win in the end episode

Neat.
>>
>>74271788
>7.
>Frankfurt

stopped reading here
>>
>>74271823
Würzburg is nice.
Leipzig Innenstadt is pretty much one of the most beautiful places (in cities) in Germany.
>>
>>74271549
whole lot of cringe in that image
>>
>>74271826
looks like there's some kind of drinking plastic cup on it tho
>>
ANy changes for Bayern?
>>
>>74271833
>89 Lewandowski
>90+3 Müller
>>
>>74271821
i giggled
>>
>>74271821

tell that to the grave digger
>>
>>74271854
looks like some latenight pool party thing so would make sense
>>
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>>74271797
>cuck mods ban people for off topic discussion during half time of a shit match day
>>74271752
I'm very very very very jelly. Cozy as heck.
>>74271813
'no'
>>
>>74271871
okay
>>
>>74271797
I browse /b/ in the meantime

>inb4 >browsing /b/
>>
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>being a northern german living in NRW
>mfw Carnival is coming again
I want to kill myself every year holy hell.
>>
>>74271872
>shit match day
casual pls
>>
Why is >Müller still on?
>>
Best German-speaking countries/countries with historically significant German minorities
1. Switzerland
2. Denmark
3. Belgium
4. Austria
5. Germany
>>
>>74271882
>moving away from the north
>>
POLSKA STRONK!
>>
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR PISSCHECK
>>
>It's a Kimmich gets bullied episode
>>
>dat qt behind Castro

HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MAIN PIMMEL
>>
>>74271890
>denmark not #1
shit list
>>
>>74271882
i might go to aachen on rosenmontag, so monday in two weeks
>>
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR
>>
YEAAAAAAAAAH DORTMUND
>>
>>74271884
Tßh this Bayern game is shit (1-0 written all over it) and the only one available stateside
>>
PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK! PISSCHECK!

DAS IST UNSER BVB!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>74271890
>being a massive cuck and sucking off switzerland and putting denmark second

pathetic
>>
Since when does Pizszsek score so many goals?
>>
>>74271904
>Lewy not around to protect his boy

Poor kid.
>>
>>74271894
Universität, jo. Want to go back to Ostfriesland.
>>
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>>
>>74271890
>no Rhodesia, Netherlands and Papua Neuguinea
>>
>>74271754
no, I'm German (ethnic Turk desu). Working at one of the Big 4 audit firms, but not in audit.
>>
>>74271890
For me it's Austria (sans Jews)
Then Swiss(too many Jews)
>>
>>74271491
>tfw Tabbi underwent a meniskus surgery and probably won't play for weeks
>>
>>74271890
>le our only contribution to the world is legos country
>le we only have one real city country
>le most of our country consists of plain boring even fields country

nice try hat
>>
>>74271930
Shitty music and everyone pretending to be funny when thy are usually the biggest Spießer imaginable. If I want to get piss drunk I can do that whenever I want.

>girls
I couldn't even approach a woman if she pressed her genitals right onto my face, so what's the point?
>>
>>74271882
This is the one reason why I am happy to not live in Bonn anymore.

People in Frankfurt don't care/dislike/ridicule Karneval. I can't believe how normies from NRW enjoy Karneval shit, and my friends always bombarded me with stupid Karneval shit
>>
will buy shares on monday first thing in the morning

Echte Liebe™!
>>
>>74271968

Why not today?
>>
>>74271968
>This one customer forcing his shitty meme

Pathetic desu
>>
The fuck?

How is that a penulty?
>>
>>74271954
Friendo, plain fields are a really fucking great aesthetic.
>>
Ingolstadt getting fucking rigged. GK was fouled after he had his hands on the ball, and they get a pen. Wtf.
>>
>>74271968
You do realize that trademarks are not a thing in Germany, right? stupid cuck.
>>
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>>74271872
Found her! Anna Lena Grönefeld!
>>
>>74271985
not if your entire country looks like that
>>
Muller only good at warming the bench these days.
>>
>>74271961
>grab some bitch
>dance for some time
>go for the kiss
>>
Fucking hell Obama.
>>
>>74271985
This!!!!!! Reason 6183849292 why Austria is goat German country
>>
>SGE
>>
>>74271942
>I'm German
>ethnic Turk

You are not German.
A rat born in a barn isn't a horse.
>>
>>74271104
>User was arrested for this post
>>
ahahaha oh my fucking god
>>
>>74272002
>dude just be yourself
Anon, it does not work like that.
>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CITY OF FUCKING FRANKFURT ASÖKLDFHSAÖLDKALSÖDFJALSÖKDFJASÖLDFJASDÖLF

YOURE NOT GOING TO REFBALL YOUR WAY TO THE CL

>>74272012
I'm not German ethnically, but trust me, I'm quite German culturally.
>>
>the shanty town of fagfurt
>>
>HASEBE
how?
>>
>>74272017
You do realize that people who are social n shit literally can't comprehend what the life of a beta male is like right?
>>
Webm of the elfmeter?
>>
why are the japanese such chokers?
>>
What league did Berlin play in before reunification?
>>
>>74272021
Einen Döner mit Scharf bitte! Kann ruhig schnell gehen, Mehmet.
>>
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>>74271992
Another pic where you she taht fat belley
>>
>>74272017
just dont be ugly and try. Noone cares on Karneval and other big events such as Neujahr
>>
ugh

can bayern pls win

i dont want hertha to rück uns on the pelle
>>
>>74272044
Why did you capitalize "scharf"? What did yo mean by that?
>>
>>74272043
which berlin?

hertha is a west club, but there are plenty of berlin clubs
>>
>>74272045
>This is what /pol/ is fighting for
>>
>>74271992
THICC
>>
>>74272017
You don't have to be yourself, you pretend to be someone assertive (its easier if you are buzzed but not drunk)

Also

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL DEMBOU
>>
Dembele!

why can't they be this consistent every game
>>
AHAAHAAHAHAHA, Golfsburg is such trash
>>
>>74272043
The city of Berlin has multiple clubs. That's quite common in German cities. Herta for example was a western club, while Dynamo Berlin was eastern.
>>
>>74272066
t. Suspiciously brown commifornian who wears misfits t shirts
>>74272064
For me it's Berlin koepneck dammfeld
>>
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>all these weak ass buyern goalshots
>>
one more vs Golfsburg please. That would be the 10th goal against die Wölfe this season.
>>
>Gomez
will kyouko finally sudoku?
>>
>Taking Arturo off instead of Müller

What the FUCK did Ancelotti mean by this?
>>
Dembele with another assist and a goal today...

Makes me feel bad to know he ain't gonna stay beyond 2-3 years.
>>
>>74272088
>Berlin koepneck dammfeld
That's the Football Manager name for Union Berlin, they're currently in the 2nd Bundes and an eastern Germany club
>>
>>74272062
Are you retarded? If you want to grammar Nazi then do it right.

You can use "mit" obviously only with a noun, therefore capitalized spelling, you faucking faggot. Go back to school!
>>
Crazy that Kimmich is just 22.

>that corner
>>
SHAREHOLDERS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
>>
>>74271978
stock markets closed, dummy

>>74271979
are you a fellow shareholder? might if i buy some shares from you??

>>74271990
the BvB AG is an international brand

stay mad bavarians
>>
>>74272106
"scharf" is short for "scharfe sauce", you fucking idiot
>>
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See what happens when you make le cut inside man outside? He doesn't score

>retards actually think hertha will concede
>said retards also think there is even a remote chance hertha scores
I smile
>>
>>74272097
Rummenigge ordered Ancelotti into his office and shouted at him for 30 minutes because Müller wasn't in Bayern's starting eleven vs Arsenal. What do you expect Ancelotti to do? The club always forces Müller into the sides, just ask poop
>>
>>74272125
It's Schweinsteiger all over again.
>>
>>74272106
No, it doesn't necessarily mean that it's capitalized you retard. You also wouldn't write "ich ging mit Ihm in die Kirche".
>>
>>74272103
I know m8. The football manager name makes me giggle tßh. My lad bobby wood played for union
>>
>>74272125
source?
>>
>castro get fouled
>player falls down because castro is stronger
>vw gets free kick

lel
>>
>>74272133
>ihm is a noun

stop trying, Johannes. You had one job and you failed.
>>
>>74272139
>I know m8. The football manager name makes me giggle tßh. My lad bobby wood played for union
it makes me giggle every time too 2bh.

You should check out /trb/ if you play Football Manager, we're always looking to bring fresh faces into the thread.
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>>74272139
Wood is probably the best striker the US ever had.
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>>74272146
scharf is also not a noun, that's the fucking point you mong.
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hello when is bayern win
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>>74272106
I just realize Rummenigge is pronounced room-uh-nigga

Oh dog in the usa he'd be called nazi racist lol
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>>74272146
it's a proNOUN, you big dumb
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>>74272066
>not wanting your children to have better genetics than yourself

goatfucker detected.

captcha: excoco dring
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>>74272159
in 30 minutes
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>>74272153
>the hunter sets his trap.txt
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>>74272159
when the ref starts actually being impartial
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>>74272161
no it's not

it's room-eh-nyggeh
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>>74272158
Not that guy, but Nominalisierung von Adjektiven is taught in 4th grade.
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kek. buyern getting refballed again
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KEK HERMAN ON SUICIDE WATCH

HE IS ALREADY BITCHING
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>74272153
M-maybe I will.

>tfw in year 3 of making Dresden the goat european team. Gonna take quite a while
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>>74272182
You're right, but that's not how you substantivierst adjectives. It should be "Döner mit dem Scharfen" if that's what he was trying to go for. But he wasn't, he was just stupid.
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>>74272191
Gladbach is only playing tomorrow m8
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>>74272156
>Better than prime Dempsey
he has the potential, but not right now.
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Do you know how the commentators just called Bertha's defence? The 'Berlin wall'. Epic
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>>74272200
This tbqh. Fulham Dempsey was objectively p good
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>>74272208
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>>74269115
DFB MAFIA AT IT AGAIN.
Ref paid to make Bayern lose. ITS SO OBVIOUS
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>>74272158
>scharf is also not a noun

It's used as a noun. In the same sense you can use any verb as a noun and writing it with a capital letter.

>Das Lesen deines Pfostens hat bei mir Krebs hervorgerufen.

Stop it. It's getting embarrasing.
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>>74272182
>Nominalisierung von Adjektiven
doesn't make any sense. unless you went to one of those special schools where they didn't teach you the difference between nomen, substantive and adjektive
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>>74272192
Is there realism, i.e. constant punishment for your fans chimping out?
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Berlin will probably spill spaghetti by the end even if Bayern isn't doing well.
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NTEP is good
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go kagawa
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>>74272200
Completely forgot Dempsey existed desu.
Thought they only had Landon "Fraud" Donovan.
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>>74272192

Damn, that's exactly what I did.
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>>74272241
>>74272241
>>74272241
>>74272241
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How mad will Hoeneß and Rummelnigger be?
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>>74272224
Didn't know that was a thing tßh
>>74272248
Noice
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>>74272264
not mad at all because Müller got to play.
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>>74272261
"Döner mit Scharfer" would work.
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>>74272221
>>74272223
hudson Voie
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>>74272264
no
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pulisic just rekted a german
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>>74272264
Depends if RB wins.
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>>74272280
No, it really wouldn't be correct either, at least not given the rules of formal German - it would be an Ellipse.

Döner mit der Scharfen would be more correct.
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>>74272274
Dreaden fans are the biggest problem fans in Germany. Worse than Dirtmund and Frankfurt.
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>>74272285
those darn cheeky croats!
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>>74272298
''problem fans'' as in actually good fans.
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>>74272298
Top lel. Aside from some rural semihumans who shit in the regional trains, Dresden fans are very tame nowadays.
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>>74272295
I think you can omit the "Soße" in these circumstances and substantivise "scharf", so I feel it would be correct.
Interesting problem though.
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>kuba
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>>74272298
>not Rostock
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>>74272261
The spelling "Döner mit Scharf" suggest that there is something called "Scharf" even if you don't know what this is.

The spelling "Döner mit scharf" suggests that you are a illiterate faggot because this isn't correct under any circumstances.
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Döner mit Schaaf
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>Nun gibt es aber auch die Kombination aus Präposition und flektiertem Adjektiv, die ohne Artikel auskommt. Hierbei ist es Ihnen freigestellt, das Adjektiv eher substantivisch zu sehen oder auch nicht – „vor kurzem“ ist genauso richtig wie „vor Kurzem“; „seit längerem“ oder „von neuem“ können Sie ebenso schreiben wie „seit Längerem“ oder „von Neuem“. Falls Sie sich lieber feste Regeln merken: Die Dudenredaktion empfiehlt in diesen Fällen die Großschreibung.
Der Vollständigkeit halber sei noch erwähnt, dass es auch unflektierte Adjektive bzw. Adverbien gibt, die mit Präpositionen verbunden auftauchen können. Hier gilt dann die Kleinschreibung: „von nah und fern“, „von klein auf“, „in bar“.
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>>74272320
But that thing doesn't exist. It's not actually called "Scharf". You're just a retarded asi who can't into German.
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>>74272295
>>74272314
OK. Could you kill yourselves now pls?
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>>74272317
Not relevant enough as a team.

>Müllel gets to play 90 minutes
lmao
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>>74272320
For me it's Döner mit Shaaf
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>Merino coming
YES
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>>74272314
Actually, "mit Scharf" is just grammatically incorrect, it is the result of Dönermänner all over Germany not speaking proper German and just saying something intuitive that everyone understands.
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>>74272343
I did not dispute that "mit Scharf" is incorrect.
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wtf is going on in frankfurt
>>
Hey Germans who called me silly for letting you know that the game will end 1-0 I have to ask you for a favor:

APOLOGIZE
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>>74272327
Des is etzala die einzig richtige antwort
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>>74272334
>what if the sauce is called "Scharf"?

rally marks your thong
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>nerds
ugh
>>
German is just the wurst
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seferovic is literally the worst striker in the bundesl eague
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>>74272361
it isn't, and you know that it isn't. stop talking in hypotheticals.
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>tfw you hated deutschunterricht in school and now these retards are revisiting this bullshit while you want to enjoy footy
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>>74272357
>dusel bayern inc
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Holy shit, Merino is getting playing time.
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>>74272392

hi
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>>74272392
l-lewd
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>>74272385
That's what you get for nto capitalizing Deutschunterricht.
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>>74272392
Zeig mal deinen Arsch dann leck ich ihn
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>>74272385
Sorry, Özgun. We know German is difficult at times, but you'll have to learn it anyway.
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Refball
E
F
B
A
L
L
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>>74272392
Be careful what you wish for.
Remember you are talking to Germans.
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>tfw rooting for RBL
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>>74272343
Your an idiot who relies on that Scharf is used as a form of the adjective scharf (which it doesn't).

>Döner mit Knoblauch
>Döner mit Zwiebeln
>Döner mit Tomate
>Döner mit Scharf

where Scharf is an ingredient. Fuck off, you stupid Hauptschüler.
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that herta zeitspiel is pretty hilarious desu
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>>74272434
WIR SIND SCHWEINE
BULLENSCHWEINE
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>>74272435
but the ingredient is not called Scharf you utter mong. Or would you say "Döner mit Salzig" if you wanted some salt on your Döner?
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>rotate
>lose

gg ancelotti
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>>74272435
you forgot:

>Döner mit alles
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>>74272434
Sonderschüler please leave.
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Renato will never ever start a game.
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Hehehe it's time
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>>74272435
The problem is, Knoblauch, Zwiebeln and Tomate are already Nomen. Just spelling something with a capital letter doesn't make it a proper Nomen. It is just an Adjektiv with a capital letter. Which is wrong.
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>>74272380
If you have to integrate a new word into an existing language, you do it according to it's rules.

some faggot hust wanted to be witty and critize the spelling and got BTFOed because he's an idiot. What is this discussion even about?
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>tfw Pauli and Leipzig fan
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>5 minutes extra time

Of course
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>>74272457
>forced to play Müller
>lose
gg Rummenigglet
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>>74272471
scharf also is a nomen, you retarded fuck
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>>74272430
Ich will ;)
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>5 (cinco)
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>>74272463
*mit Allem
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>>74272479
It's shocking that a club like Bayern couldn't get another striker.
>>
ARSENAL BTFO
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>>74272489
No it isn't, you semi-literate turd.
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>>74272392
Zeig her deinen saftigen Steiß!
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>>74272477
5 minutes of tears
What's not to like?
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>>74272504
Ich lache ehrlich gesagt nur noch über die Hauptschüler aus Bremen und NRW, die "Döner mit Scharf" für grammatikalisch korrekt halten uezs
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>>74272496
yup, time until Bayern scores
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HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE HOFFE
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>colon city
>>
shit thread tßh
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>people hate Leipzig for their Kommerz even though every major sports team in the world operates on commercial contracts of billions of euros
Just let the poor Eastern Germans have a proper team to support, for fuck's sake. It's not an artificial construct like Wolfsburg or Hoffenheim where there won't ever be any fan kultur, because guess what, people actually live in Leipzig and identify with it. A fan kultur will arise over the years.

Even fucking Leverkusen has a fan kultur these days.
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>>74272504
>Nomen als Oberbegriff für alle deklinierbaren Wortarten, also (bezogen aufs Deutsche und beispielsweise Griechische) Substantiv, Adjektiv, Artikel, Nomen numerale und Pronomen.
>Nomen als Oberbegriff für Substantiv und für Adjektiv.
these are the only acceptable definitions of "nomen"

if you use this:
>Nomen als gleichbedeutend (synonym) mit Substantiv (so meist in der vom Englischen beeinflussten Linguistik und in manchen neueren Schulgrammatiken).
you're fucking retarded
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>>74272499
They could, but they force the German NT player meme.
>>
>btfo arselel
>lose against herta

what did they mean by this?
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>>74272533
BUNDES IS THE STRONGEST LEAGUE
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>>74272475
St Pauli are dirty leftcucks and SJW
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>>74272533
Lol
>>
>RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN >RPBBEN

KEK END URSELF
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>>74272533
duh

bundes>EPLel
>>
>ribben
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>>74272533
based Carlo playing 4D chess again and deluding the other CL teams into thinking that they're shit and overrated.
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>>74272533

bundes is just too deep
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>>74272489
It is not. What is ein Scharf? Do you mean Schärfe? Das Scharfe? What the hell is a Scharf? What article do you even use for that?
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>>74272533
alles müller oder was
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>>74272538
Sorry if that triggers you, honey.
We are also the most authentic club in the world.
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>>74272554
see >>74272529
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>dat kuba pisscheck friendship

KUBA ;_;
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good matchday so far
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lmaoooooo
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It happened
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>>74272559
Nice b8 m8
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>+6
>GERMAN REFEERING
>+6
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>GERMAN REFEERING
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED HERTHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK HERTHA

NUR DER BVB
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>+6
>>
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Well lads
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SHAHAHAHAHAYHIPSFHKLdsjklaghasdkl;faserlkhgrlsejkafE:WALHFEAKLFHSEJKLFHASDKLFHASLDJKFHSDLAKFHDASLJKFHSDASJKLFHASDLJFSDHALFJKHASFLJDHASFL


MEIN KUK IST SO HOOOOOOOOT
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>UNTIL WE SCORE
>>
How do you choke this much?
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ABOLUTE KEK
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REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!! REFBALL!!!
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WHATS HAPPENING
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>>74269115
HAHAHAHAHAH

YES
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>bayern wins 1-1
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what did the ref mean by this?
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every fucking time
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Bayern is cuck club
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>90+6 goal

Of fucking course
>>
>It's a Buyern episode
>>
Both my teams (Bayern and BVB) didnt lose today.

Feels good man
>>
HERTHA BSC LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH


CLOSE THE BRIDGES
CLOSE THE GUN STORES
CLOSE THE ROOFTOPS
>>
weekly reminder that our league is literally low-tier garbage
>>
>dis Buyern fixing again

Ridiculous. First 5min and then lets it play for 6min.
>>
>1:2
Is my kicker app fucking with me now?
>>
>>74272589
BUT IT DOES HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
they would have played for another 10 mins until Bayern scored anyway
>>
>7 Hertha players get cramps
>WTF WHY +6
>>
WTF HAPPENED?
>>
we did it lads!
>>
>>74272622
dub confirms
>>
LAUGH AT HER >>74272357

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>74272527
Red Bull is still a completely different thing you retarded faggot.

>fan kultur
>in leipzig
lol no. They are by definition plastic fans.
>>
>>74272357
you silly silly boy :^)
>>
Literal Bayern Dusel.
>>
Sucks for Hertha, but I love how maaaaaaad the shareholders are right now.
>>
>Hertha defending
yeah let LCIM undefended
works well all the time
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>>74272261
ehehe
>>
>>74272640
how the fuck can you say this when the Hertha goal was refball?

KEK

THREAD ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHA
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cant make this shit up
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>>74272641
He added five minutes, the rulebook only allows more time for penalties, he should've blown the whistle the moment the five minutes were over.
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>>74272357
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Berlin had the ball just seconds earlier and didn't manage to hoof the ball up the pitch for time to run out
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yep

checks out
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>>74272357
>you
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>>74272658
wut?

It's good for us that hertha didn't win you obsessed bauer
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH RIGGIND THE GAMES THAT OBVIOUS!!!!!


THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BUYERN SHITSKIN!
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>>74272658
>they dislike buyern so they must be shareholders
lamoing at ur life looser
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>+5 injury time aka UNTIL WE SCORE
>ref keeps the game until +7
>1-1
F E R G I E T I M E
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shades of Meister der Herzen
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>>74272700
>t. mad consumer
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>>74272694
yeah, but you hate buyern more
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>>74272698
>implying the first free kick that resulted in Hertha's goal wasn't refball
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>tfw Buyern will win the bundes

AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD
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SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL! SELL!
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>scoring after a freekick that was caused by a blatant dive

What did Hertha mean by this?
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>>74272357

can't wake up
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>>74272673
hadnt herta made that sub in 90+2 he probably would
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>>74272716
this
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>>74272709
>calling me a Ossi
DELET!!!!
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>>74272716
>implying it was
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And newfags still ask why Buyern win every time although they aren't eve3n the best club.
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kek customers are celebrating a refballed tie with hertha lamo
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>>74272733
>he thinks all RB consumers are living in the East
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>dortmund win
>not a single shareholder even notices because their obsession with Bayern is bigger than their support for their own KGaA
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>>74272748
they can't even fill their own stadium lamo
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Rate this matchday so far lads

going with 7.5/10
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>>74272722
Why should dirtmund supporter sell when they're club just won?
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>>74272748
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mad customerette talking about being obsessed with other clubs!

Literally, like poetry
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>>74272706
kek
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>>74272766
SELL RIGHT NOW

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING REEEEEEE
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>>74272743
>refballed
THIS>>74272723
>>
>we play till Bayern scores

Literally rigged. True result was 1-0

t >>74272357
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>>74272764

10/10 until the 97th minute :^)
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>>74272748
read >>74272700
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>shareholder
>supporting anything but their brokers
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>>74272785
>>74272785
>>74272785
>>74272785
NEW
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>>74272777
>Literally rigged.
>>74272723
>>
My toenails smell like cheese. Is that normal?
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>>74272777
THIS
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>>74272774
uhm okay
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>>74272764
>Frankfurt losing at home to Ingolstadt
>Werder winning a match without conceding a goal
>Bayerndusel

8/10
8/10
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>>74272777
herta fucked themselves desu.

>over half the team gets 'cramps'
>keep on diving to kill time
>that sub in overtime
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>>74272673
That's actually wrong, wtf are you on about? The added time is the minimum of added time that the ref is going to let the game continue, but he can prolong added time in case of time wasting, substitutions, unexpected events etc etc to make up for the loss of time.
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>>74272673
yeah, that just isn't true
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>>74272883
except he is right
but of course refs are refballing pro bayern all the season along, but legit customers will neber admit this
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>>74269115
wow, germany care about women soccer too?! so american! so democratic and wonderful!
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>>74272913
the ruelbook says: "Diese Anzeige [der Nachspielzeit] ist keine exakte Angabe der nachzuspielenden Zeit. Der Schiedsrichter kann die Nachspielzeit bei Bedarf verlängern, nicht aber kürzen"
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>>74272913
>>74272960 source: http://www.dfb.de/fileadmin/_dfbdam/72920-fussballregeln_2015_2016_INTERNET.pdf

ctrl + f: "Nachspielzeit"
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>>74272960
>nicht aber kürzen

yeah, that isnt true either. stop spreading shit info.
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>>74273008
you fucking nigger, just read the rulebook
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