Countdown to Aus
>http://www.f1countdown.com/
Car Launch Dates
>Feb 20: Sauber C36, Online
>Feb 21: Renault RS17, London
>Feb 22: Force India VJM10, Silverstone
>Feb 23: Mercedes W08, Silverstone
>Feb 24: Ferrari, Fiorano
>Feb 24: McLaren MCL32, Woking
>Feb 26: Red Bull RB13, Online
>Feb 26: Toro Rosso STR12, Barcelona
2017 Winter Test Schedule
>27/02 - 02/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
>07/03 - 10/03: Circuit de Catalunya, Barcelona
Winter Stream
>https://www.rabb.it/spf1general
1st for tricky WDC
2nd for Australian = best posters
We are in here, mods.
4th for toothpastes = worst posters
>>74268430
Sorry m8, I'll abandon my thread too. Will try to delete, if that works
>>74268460
At least you used one of my maymays
7th for leafs are worse that toothpastes
>>74268467
I love Ausposters and their content, desu
>>74268468
Pretty rich coming from a FUCKING FRUIT
>>74268478
Atleast our drivers kill fags on the side of the track. Unlike £anc€ $tro££ who is going to kill himself
>tfw so desperate for racing I'm watching a replay of Nascar practice
>mfw that warning sign on the pitwall
Also, when did Nascar get removal windows?
>>74268491
>removal
*removable
>>74268491
Video:
>http://www.nascar.com/en_us/news-media/franchises/monster-energy-nascar-cup-highlights.monster-energy-nascar-cup-series-daytona-international-speedway-kurt-busch-window-falls-out.5327645444001.html
I also just remembered that American's drive on the wrong side, so it might not be new at all.
>>74268491
What are the other pedestrians they are looking out for in the pit lane?
Weird that the windows pop out
Hey Ausfags: When the hell are y'all gonna save the Calder Park "Thunderdome" from abandonment? Because goddamn, that could be the mother of all meme tracks for /turnleft/, /mindycar/ or even OZ Supercars.
Is no one watching Formula E?
Apparently it's supposed to start now accordign to the official website?
>>74268638
The website is crap. It's too early.
https://www.google.com/search?q=time+argentina
>>74268638
I'm on mobile data so I can't. I would otherwise. I looked at their YouTube but it doesn't look like it's being streamed yet
>>74268583
Calder Park is owned by an ex-racer and tyre shop mogul called Bob Jane.
Bob is a cunt and has refused to spend a single cent on Calder Park for decades, to the point it's in disrepair.
Calder Park also has a road course, and a drag strip, which are also fucked.
There was no top level Drag Racing in Melbourne for something like 15 years because of this shit.
Bob even admits it's a dilapidated piece of shit now to lower his council rates bill.
http://www.baka.com.au/business/property/bob-janes-calder-park-raceway-in-battle-between-petrol-heads-and-pointy-heads-20160418-go8wdt.html
>>74268648
>The website is crap
It's updated since I looked at it yesterday, and thinks the race has happened.
>>74268638
Looks like it's at 3:45 my time. So in 6 bongs and 30 bings
Here's the schedule.
I did the conversions for Aus NSW/Vic time.
Everyone else just use the Argentina times and go to:
https://www.google.com/search?q=time+argentina
Or for just the race start time:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=51&iso=20170218T16&msg=Formula%20E%20Race&sort=1
>all this autism
>>74268638
>>74268701
That's qualy btw
Race is at 7:30 my time so in 10 bongs 15 bings
>>74268704
so 7pm greenwich meme time is the actual race start
Also, NASCAR meme race on tomorrow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_Auto_Parts_Clash
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=2237&iso=20170218T20&msg=NASCAR%20ADVANCE%20AUTO%20PARTS%20CLASH&sort=1
>8pm US eastern
>Midday Australia NSW/Vic
>1am UK
>tfw you're so desperate for some racing that you're HYPE for fucking Nascar, and HYPE for Formula fucking E
>>74268798
I unironically enjoy FE
NASCAR is a meme unless it's a wet or track race, when it becomes a good meme
>>74268810
Tfw no wet oval races.
>>74268798
E is great you shitlord
>>74268836
>tfw I watched the last wet track race
Nothing better than watching barges slowly spin out while going around a general curve
>>74268861
Gentle curve*
>>74268836
>tfw no wet oval races
>>74268851
>shitlord
Nice proxy Claire
LIVE RACING FROM INDIA!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afqhGQHywhY
W E W
E
W
>>74269174
All the big names are racing!
>>74269174
>reverses straight to the racing line
>indian intelligence
>>74269180
Ooh, that looks expensive.
>commentator: "if the air gets under that bonnet at high speed, it could flip up"
>implying that car is capable of high speed
You'll see him in F1 one day.
Screenshot this post.
guiz the McLaren doesn't real:
http://www.realtimeuk.com/video/unofficial-fan-made-project/
>>74269224
Future WDC right here
>>74269225
We know m8, old news.
>>74269236
show us your tits sweetheart
Formula E stream is up in standby mode.
http://aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8
Practice in 15 bings
>>74269174
That's unironically cool.
That's how an entry level racing series should look like.
>>74269180
I don't get Indian names at all, they seem to have no fixed format
>>74269297
Are you some weird kind of toothpaste?
>>74269372
He's the best type of toothpaste, not actually dutch.
>>74269174
Probably more exciting than formula T H I C C tbqh
>except qualifying
>>74269287
Is this the third season of FE? How many races have there been? The long gaps between the races and being literally the only motorsport where the season continues through the winter makes it impossible to keep track.
>>74269287
If you have this loaded and are waiting for this to start, it has.
Reload it.
This piece of shit stream always does this.
we red flag now
>start stream
>red flag comes out immediatly
Unironically watching Formula mEme
>>74269487
>unironically trolling on 4chan
>>74269487
Mute it and play music over the top of it
>>74269570
>not listening to the formula meme electro music
>>74269582
rather listen to based noel
>>74269591
>not listening to the superior Noll
>>74269607
ugh, i bite mine thumb at thee
>>74269625
t. the cunt nollsy smashed outside the adelaide titty bar.
>>74269607
What a fruity fucking tattoo. Does he think he's a princess of something? rofl
>>74269681
Nah m8, he's a bogan.
>>74268468
This tbhfam
>>74269761
leafs may be ebola but toothpastes are swine flu.
>>74269670
>>74269607
Noll is a bogan and a dead facebook meme at best.
Even ironically liking him is gay.
>>74269768
More of a hangover right now
>>74269776
just wait, when /f1/ comes back this general will be under attack from a hoard of dutchposter that at best have probably been watching since 2015, and the rest will be cancer that is the people who jumped on when he won spain + the cunts who it will be their first season watching. I hate to imagine what it will be like if it's RBWL.
>tfw youtube got wise to getting around the geoblocked FE stream
FP2 in one bong lads
>FP2 - 1:30pm UTC/8:30am EST
Quali - 3pm UTC/10am EST
Race - 7pm UTC/2pm EST
http://aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFJtPmsDrOE
>>74269790
2bh since amx's win everyone is a f1 expert now around here. At least you get something to talk about with ur m8s
>>74269790
if it's RWL then we'll be okay.
>>74269812
>tfw no one cares about f1 in aus
>>74269834
I might be the only dedicated F1 fan in my town, I guess some of my family also cares but it is kinda half-hearted, outside then those races Tricky was competitive at.
When is v8sc again? Its comfy to watch
>>74269912
Supercars returns on the weekend of march 2nd with the Clipsal 500.
>>74269912
>>74269986
DOn't forget that Sydney was replaced by Newcastle for the finale, the track looks pretty good on street view.
Will the winter stream show the e-prix?
FP2 is live
>Jaguar
they're so shit
but I wouldn't expect anything else from a team run by Williams
>>74269900
I'm the only F1 fan I know, it's was always frustrating when a good race would happen and I know no one who could talk about it, atleast when I was living at home my parents would always watch because they were interested to see how Webber and Ricciardo would go.
well done dragon
>di grassi
>>74270409
>crashing in free practice in formula e
wow wow
yep, it's broken
this is why buemi deserves the championship
gimi
https://twitter.com/kappa224/status/831483779520815105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>formula e
>essentially spec racing
>spending cap on teams
>almost all privateers
>all are probably pay drivers
>anyone can win
>patrician city courses
>next year's concept car looks nice
>still abysmal ratings and attendance
Maybe this year, things will turn around
Havn't watched F1 since 2012.
What memes have I missed out on lads?
>>74270557
>>74270584
Too many to sum up now, watch the seasons.
WEC is better.
Replying to me means you are mad, not replying to me means you agree with me.
How can a black watch motorsport without his beloved streamer?
>>74269309
>Fixed format
There are basically 2 types of formats.
South Indian: <name of their ancestors home town> <grandfather's name> <father's name> <your name>
It's a mix and match of whatever you want to put. The order changes for different regions. I spent 4 years in the south and couldn't pick up the language or most of the culture.
Rest of India: <first> <middle> <last>
I disagree.
>>74270630
WEC is shit.
Replying to me means you are mad, not replying to me means you agree with me.
>>74270584
>vettel/rb wins lol ended in 2014
>now it's mercedes wins lol
>webber retired, replaced by ricciardo
>schumi retired, replaced by hamilton, schumi dies in a skiing accident in 2013
>gimi returns to ferrari, massa moves to williams alongside bottas
>ricciardo exposes vetlel as a carbabby
>seb runs off to ferrari to replace alonso
>hamilton wins in 2014 and 2015
>williams returned to the top end of the grid, lots of podiums but no wins
>nico rosberg BTFOs hamilshit in 2016, retires right after winning the championship
>mercedes replace rosberg with bottas
>hrt die after 2012, caterham die in 2014, marussia die in 2014, revived in 2015 as manor, manor die at the end of 2016
>marussia's driver jules bianchi crashes at suzuka 2014, goes into a coma and dies in 2015, all because an anon posted 'quints and bianchi wins', /f1/ learns an important lesson never to abuse meme magic
>>74269174
>>74269180
>>74269192
>>74269197
>>74269212
>>74269224
>>74269236
Force India is an INDIAN team
>>74270720
someone get this hot head out of here
>>74270724
quality post
>>74270706
ah right, so meme names are south Indian only
>>74270756
Pretty much
>>74270235
>jaguar isn't there f1 livery anymore
>>74270747
and Rosberg is Finnish
>>74270832
>there f1 livery
>there
kys
>f1 livery
it's not their 'f1 livery', it's british racing green
>>74270832
Got got Red Bulled
>>74270739
I'm guessing tyre managment is still a big thing.
All I know is that they changed the engines to hoovers, but now Merc are beating v10 lap times
>>74270923
The engines sound have been getting better with each season, but they were especially bad in 2014
>>74270861
Well they are Le Mans winner which won with based Jan Lammers wasn't in their colors as well, but silk cut.
I just find there FE livery boring
>>74270923
the tyres for this season are supposedly much more durable and tyre management will be less of an issue
the cars are also wider this year, the tyres are bigger and fatter (t h i c c), the rear wings are lower again but the noses are clitorises (see >>74268430), and are going to be 5 seconds faster than 2016
noses aren't as bad as in 2014 when they were literally penises though
>>74270861
Did Jag ever race in F1 anyway?
>>74271018
>they are
and I didn't think toothpastes could be any more imbecilic
Silk Cut was a sponsor you diphthong
their FE livery is because they want to look >futuristic and techy
>>74271037
Yes, Webber was a Jag driver.
>>74271018
i didnt decipher your post
>>74271021
>the cars are also wider this year, the tyres are bigger and fatter
Monaco will be even worse then?
>>74271037
Team Jaguar had a pretty aesthetic car.
>>74271053
I forgot about that team entirely. I was thinking about the early days
>>74271075
Yeah, but Monaco was always a meme race anyway
>>74271090
their cars were utter shite though
Corsica worth it? Planning next holiday with sis.
>>74271037
Yes, IIRC they used Ford engines
>>74271049
Ye but it's still ugly and I would rate theere f1 livery more on the f1 car instead of this mclaren-type boringness
>>74271115
idk lad im going to malta for the summer i think
>>74271115
Yeah, it's like Sardinia but you'll be the only one fucking your sister
>>74271115
>>74271130
Forgot to add that you should get at least a couple of good sniffs in
>>74271130
How can you caravan to malta?
>>74271148
Shhh don't tell him - maybe it'll be one less fucking Dutch car on the Autobahn doing 95km/h in the middle lane when I'm there next in June
>>74271148
I'll just make a polder out of the sea
>>74271146
Haven't been to Sardinia either, mate.
>not born here but stuck with dutch flag
FE quali is on
http://aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8
>>74271147
> We will never have cigarette brands as sponsors again
Feels bad man.
GPKino Germany replay is on Fox Sports 6 rn, ausbros.
>Engel
Blaming it on SvG desu
I really dislike Sam Bird, he's just annoying.
Anyone watching the Formula E?
pls rate our circuit
>>74271474
bad meme
>>74271522
I am.
Dirty/10
>>74271543
fuck you I spent 5 minutes making that you ungrateful cunt
>nearly 30 degrees
>no aircon
>F-E on somewhere
guess I'm not sleeping tonight, lads.
>>74271546
still gonna vote based geert though
>>74271613
Fuck off you sheltered cunt, 28° is easy to sleep in
>>74271474
nice one m80
>>74271647
no it fuckin isn't you drongo.
DE WIND IN DE ZEILEN HEBBEN
>>74271474
nice try
>>74271654
>when you live in the southern mania and it's a crisp 12 degrees outside.
Think I might even put on a second doona and get real comfy.
>>74271654
I bet you drink light beer you sook
>>74271522
Meme pit-lane like German's one, besides that is just another bad circuit
>pechito
>>74271522
good circuit f a m
it has the highest speed corner in the series
>>74271037
From the really early days the only Ferrari F1 car ever not to be powered by a Ferrari engine was using a Jaguar engine.
>>74271522
not filled with refugees/10
proof the good germans fled to argentina
>>74271799
Pretty sure the Germans are the refugees.
SPEEDY SPEED BOY
>>74271787
You mean that one guy who entered one race and retired?
Doesn't really count la
>>74271729
tbf, export may as well be light beer now since they dropped it to 4.2%
>AFDC
>>74271870
Still the first Jaguar powered car in an F1 race.
He was also half decent outside of F1. Won the Mille Miglia
>chinese drivers
Just jumping in has Formula E ever had a wet race?
>>74272123
Nah, that electrocutes the driver.
>>74270557
>https://twitter.com/kappa224/status/831483779520815105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>friendly reminder that Räikkönen beat Vettel in the 2016 qualifying battle
>>74272123
No, but they still have muh grooved allweather tires for comedic effect
>>74272123
it was raining in London in season 1
Di Grassi=god
>>74271474
terrible
tfw to intelligent to start on time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjaAwwwQVwg
>>74271474
Rally >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Circuit racing manchildren
>>74272472
Le wobble man?
>>74272510
yes, of course
>>74270739
You forgot the part where Alonso kills the meme that is Massa that everyone thought was amazing because of how he compared to Kimi.
Then people called Massa washed up, no other explanation surely?
Then Kimi teams with Ferrari only to get swiftly BTFO by Alonso directly, ending the meme that he was ever good and really just a car baby all along.
Alonso proves his GOAT status while other meme drivers get hand fed WDC's that they made look harder to win that the car was capable of (E.g. Car baby Vettel getting BTFO by Ricci and Hamilton getting BTFO by Rosberg)
Long live GOATlonso the meme killer and true unrivaled champion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md2kit_Yd9M
>>74272887
nah, that's not true
you left out the whole part of Alonso having #1 driver status to the point where Ferrari forced Massa to take a 5 place grid penalty for the sheer fact he outqualified Alonso by a single position
Alonso was outscored at McLaren by Jenson "only here for the slags" Button
>>74270860
Yes
>>74272472
>tfw as a young lad you were super excited to see your countryman on pole for the first time in your life
>he does THAT
the future of motorsports
twitch tv / fiaformulae
>>74272130
kek
>>74272887
>Stoff gon give it to ya
>Fuck wait for you to get it on your own
>Stoff gon deliver to ya
>Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
>Wit Alonso, Jap Crap and British Wheels
>>74273076
>2nd place
>pole
m8.
otoh how did he get that shitbox up there?
>>74273076
That just reminds me that AMX will likely fuck up his first pole, he has already fuck his first front row start.
>>74271474
t. Alonso
>>74273361
meme magic
>Despite staying with the 2016 Ferrari PU, Sauber only started work on the 2017 car last July
Zander:
>I can well imagine that we are talking about a 3-second jump from the first to the last race in 2017
>If you lack 20, 30 hp, then they are missing.This can not be easily compensated in other areas
>30 to 40 HP more from the engine bring 3 to 4 tenths on the stopwatch
Will Kelly bring the best out of him?
One of the roborace cars crashed
>>74274485
wew, that series is going to be a clusterfuck
>>74274485
did they stream this race? would be interesting to see if they are actually semi-quick or just barely finding their way around the track
>>74274552
No because it was just two prototype cars but according to Roborace twitter the top speed was 186kph.
>>74274552
They're not actually racing yet - I believe that the crashed car is the test chassis they have been using.
>>74274562
>>74274485
Oh shit I didn't know about this.
This is a thing.
>>74274595
why is the front so asymmetric
>>74274620
It's just the angle of the picture
>>74274620
i think that's an optical illusion.
Are they allowed to use GPS on the roborace cars or is it purely based on cameras and other sensors?
F-e in 5 bings
>GENTLEMEN
>PRESS YOUR START BUTTONS
>>74274650
>Are they allowed to use GPS on the roborace cars
I think this answers it.
https://twitter.com/scarbstech/status/769170472189693952
I wonder what other sensors they use.
>they made me come here
So,who's gonna job at the start?
Are the RAF going to do a flyover before the race? :^)
>>74274743
it depends if GPS is, as in F1 and most other series, just for information purposes (live track maps etc) or for navigation which would be a bit of a shit idea, no?
>>74274743
Makes you wonder how much of the driving is based on "vision" and how much of it is just following a pre-determined path using GPS
>China doesn't even start
>>74274825
Oh....it was us...
>fag-u-are
>>74274810
I would imagine GPS has to play some part in the driving, otherwise the car could literally get lost and start driving the wrong way or something
>jaguar
>>74274810
>>74274815
not sure about the usage of the gps, but the car has
radar, lidar, ultrasound/ultrasonic and a camera. assume these are the actual sensors used by the algorithm.
JEVmania
JEV
E
V
>>74274810
it would be shit, because civilian gps isn't accurate enough for that.
They really need improve the radio stuff
Stupid to just have it open.
God I wish JEV had gotten a seat after Toro rosso
>>74274810
they seem to be outfitted with two (possibly different) gps antennas. also outfitted with a high-definition map of the track they're on, so i assume gps comes into play.
BWL
>BUEMIWINSLOL
>BWL
>Formula E
>Prius and Cayenne are the only electric cars in the cuntree
>bird
>buemi gets fucking fanboost
>no fanboost curse of death for JEV
he might be in with a chance for once
>>74274849
I can think of a few other ways it could work, for example accelerometers verifying with timing loops and/or radar that their direction is correct, even two infrared cameras on either side of the car can easily do that sort of stuff in higher fidelity and precision than gps
>>74274893
that's what i was thinking, yeah
Fanboost either needs to die or they need to go full Mario Kart
>>74274970
>wanting a race next year
>not having electric cars
FormulaE in latinamerica doesn't make desu sense in latinamerica
>>74275039
Wtf? My phone is crazy
Tfw no slick tires, these road tires are still fucking moronic.
>That HUD
THE FUTURE IS NOW
TERMINATOR MODE ENGAGED
>>74275029
>in higher fidelity and precision than gps
if you have two gps antennas, one in front and one in back, then i think that would work very well for which way it is heading.
>>74275078
Maybe they'll finally get slicks when the redesign the cars in season 5
>Stream died
uh oh
Could you faggots stop shitting up the /F1/ General with your FE shit?
Just make a Race Thread ffs
Mitch Evans can't into battery management
>>74275167
Nah fuck off
>>74275167
The future is now, Hans
>maro engel out
KEK
>>74275167
>thread is slow enough as is
>hurr durr stop posting
>>74275167
No. We don't make GP2 race threads do we?.
>>74275112
only in 2 dimensions, the track has vertical and horizantal undulation which aren't accounted for in the 3d modelling of the track unless literally all of the track is scanned and converted the day of the race, rescanned every time someone brushes with a wall or a kerb is unsettled, which is an incredibly inefficient and cost-intensive method
>>74275185
Mitch Evans can't into speed limit
>Changing cars
>Minimum pit time
>>74275204
Nope, we shitpost in the prerace thread
>>74275229
Williams can't into regulations
>telling your driver to intentionally speed under FCY
>National television decides not to air FE race today because they prefer basketball
>National television says: we are gonn air it on our website
>On the website they are airing chick's volleyball
>mfw I can't watch sweet fan boosts and BWL
FUCKING INDIANS
>>74275257
Try the Youtube stream
>India
>THE CITY OF FELIX "GET OUT OF F3 YOU'RE TOO OLD" ROSENQSHIT
>>74275249
Rhetorical question m8
>Indian engineering
>mahindra
have you tried turning it off then on again, sir?
>>74275167
too loud for you, Hans?
>>74275278
I don't like big rims
>>74275257
Paste this in aceplayer
http://aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8
>>74275257
VLC http://aos001feh-live.hls.adaptive.level3.net/formulae/live/wif/streamVideo2000.m3u8
>>74275268
seems to be geolocked in a lot of european countries
>>74275281
>>74275209
i thought the map was 2d.
>>74275268
>>74275291
>>74275292
Thanks lads
>>74275292
>geolocked
So its available in every 3rd world shithole except Italy?
>>74275325
Basically any country where the TV network doesn't pay for exclusivity right.
>>74275281
>>74275325
>>74275349
FE isn't even live here, we just get a highlights package of the race, and it's fucking geoblocked
>>74275360
It's blocked here too, it's like they don't want more exposure
>Quick Nick a bit too Quick
>>74275369
>>74275360
Try switching the content location on Youtube to someplace that gets the stream
>>74275209
>only in 2 dimensions
That's only what you need in terms of direction, since you don't need to know if you're going up or down...
>>74275369
Mmm lovetaps
>Quick Nick has just disappeared
JEV
E
V
I love how the commentators just completely accept that Prost is utter shit.
Inb4 vergne crashes into buemi
pretty relentless drive from Lopez desu
>>74275474
Inb4 Buemi crashes into MahChinkHue while lapping him
is Formula E team radio regulated to prevent memes?
it's all so dull
>>74275486
They are mostly asking about energy and they live broadcast it.
There was a great scrap at Mexico last year where radio got heated.
>>74275486
no, drivers/teams can say anything they want but teams get a lot less telemetry data than in f1 so race engineers aren't as useful and drivers have to manually radio info over
>chinking
>>74275466
>tfw no prost-lauda-senna battle for who can dishonor their last name the least
>Bird
How shit do you have to be?
>>74275523
>tfw Bird is better than JEV
>>74275484
agreed
>EASY
>>74275466
on the other hand they've been in total shill mode for Ma Chink Hua since his debut
was bretty good
Is JEV the good guy?
6 fucking weeks, god fucking dammit.
>>74275594
No that's Rosenqvist
>>74275484
>Jenson
>José
>both start with a J
>Button's middle name is Lyons
>Pechito's last name is López
>Lyons and López have the same amount of letters
coincidence?
Speaking of Mexico,who do you think Gutierrez is racing for?
>>74275594
all i know is that Piquet is the bad guy, Digrassi is half-good-half-bad
JEV would be a good guy for sure if he wasn't so shit last season
>>74275643
Why is Piquet the bad guy?
That fucking anthem glitch, holy KEKK
>>74275626
Hasn't divorced his wife yet though
Ear rape
>>74275672
kinda qt I guess but she has some ridiculous teeth
>>74275112
This is similar to what they do on some digger gps systems.
They have one GPS at the back of the digger body and one on the front or middle and that gives them all the level and direction info they need. They also have the arm and bucket calibrated with they hydraulics so they know where the teeth on the bucket are in relation to the GPS. This let's then dig to a particular depth and no further for very level sites (obviously not perfect but closer than you can get by eye, it's also a step towards fully automated systems). I'm not 100% sure but 2 GPS units that work together should give you pretty accurate location in 3 dimensions.
I think they use a different satellite system than GPS that is more accurate.
>Anal Argentina
>>74275691
>>74275655
cheated his way to the season 1 title, exposed by Turvey, ungrateful attitude and a very sore loser
>>74275634
might replace the shitty chinese paydriver at techeetah or duval at dragon
Buemi to Formula 1 round 2 when?
My guess is mid-season replacement for Jolyon "worst driver on the grid who somehow has a drive with a major manufacturer team despite not being good or bringing significant financial backing" Palmer after he chokes his 10th race in a row
If Buemi replaced Palmer and Wehrlein never came back and gave his seat permanently to Gio the Nazi, it would be the best grid lineup of all time. Then send Massa off to a real retirement and replace him with someone decent and young, e.g. Carlos Sainz. Eternal Marcus is obviously going to be there until the end of time but having a Swedish driver as the undisputed worst on the grid in arguably the worst and least likable team on the grid isn't the worst thing to happen, especially with two Finns in top teams at the same time (inb4 >Ferrari)
All these post-F1 series' like FE and WEC really makes one wonder how good some drivers actually are/were and how far they could have gone in F1 if they had been in better teams.
Good to see based JEV get a decent result as well.
>>74269287
how do you open this file?
>>74275740
open network stream in VLC or hlsplayer.net
>>74275715
Piquet Jr. isn't so bad. If anything his FE stint has shown he isn't quite as shit as people think and I don't think his attitude is too bad. All he's done is talk shit about Di Grassi but I think those two have some long-lasting disagreements for whatever hue chimpout reasons.
Di Grassi does seem like a bit of a cunt and is obviously still so buttmad for choking the season 2 title. Fun fact, had Daniel Abt let Di Grassi past in Paris or whatever it was like he was instructed over team radio very clearly, Di Grassi would have won that title lol. But I guess you can do that and not be fired when you're driving for a team that carries your own name.
>>74275740
race is over hue, but you use a VLC player.
>>74275740
>complains about the streams being taken down
>Doesn't even know how to use one
Pottery
>>74275718
>Buemi to Formula 1 round 2 when?
never, he is dominating with Dams, winning with Toyota in WEC, why he would want to come back to a category in which he will never have the chance to win?
>>74275760
This!
>>74275764
what?
>>74275762
damn... The time converter up there said it would start in an hour. I just got goofed.
>>74275672
lol wth
>>74275760
Oh and I don't think Piquet Jr. is some revolutionary great driver, I just think he is decent. Turvey is also just massively underrated, which again makes you wonder how many good drivers never got a chance to compete at high levels despite being talented due to lack of funding etc
Almost none of the FE drivers are actually even questionable in terms of talent or merit, aside from Ma, Abt and occasionally Prost, who just suffers from having a famous last name and being teammates with probably the best driver in the series.
Well... it's something I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8IDzVG035w
>>74275767
it depends, if Renault realise they have a chance of getting race wins in the second half of 2017, or in 2018, they'd get rid of Palmer faster than you can say yellow teapot (Palmer doesn't even bring sponsorship money for this season), and would do everything they could to get a driver of Buemi's quality. I rate Sébastien higher than Hülkenberg, and knowing Nico's perennial adversion to podiums I'm sure they'd even make Buemi their number 1 driver just to get him
>>74275767
If Renault F1 asked him if he wanted to drop everything he is doing and join the Renault F1 team as Hulkenberg's teammate, do you really think he would say no?
No one in their right mind would pass the opportunity to drive for F1, especially when the alternative career is WEC and FE. Buemi is 27 years old, e.g. Damon Hill didn't even debut in F1 until he was 33. Renault will probably unfuck their shit eventually and will eventually be a upper midfield or even a race winning team, and it's no secret that they want a French driver eventually. They had Grosjean (who is technically Swiss) and Buemi is pretty much French even though he is Swiss.
>>74275718
>Eternal Marcus is obviously going to be there until the end of time
Pic related will take over his backing in 2 years.
>>74275782
whenisformulaeon.xyz
>>74275847
I dunno if Palmer is paying for his Renault seat or not, but it was reported that he brings/can bring around 14 million euros in backing, which is comparable to what Nasr and Banco do Brasil were bringing to Sauber in 2016.
Also Renault won't be winning shit in the next 2 years lol, but I get your point.
So where do you guys find these vlc streams?
>>74275894
red.dit
I had some old VLC stream left on the settings, and it's playing some olde Aussie racing. Seems to be Sandown 500.
http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/
Rather watch this than fe
>>74275850
Would be a massive improvement tbqh. Even Rosenqvist would be a step up. Marcus isn't even THAT bad and it does say a lot about the level of drivers that the worst driver is someone like Ericsson, who still is a competitive and competent driver that actually knows how to drive.
Soon will arrive the era of Chinese "my father is literally a billionaire" drivers who will be even worse than the worst Japanese backmarkers of the 80s and 90s
>>74275908
It's fucking Bathurst
>>74275848
>No one in their right mind would pass the opportunity to drive for F1
do you ever hear the legend of tom kristensen, "Mr Le Mans"?
>>74275908
>>74275924
and the series is '85 hardie 1000
>>74275795
a lot of the LMP drivers in WEC are supremely underrated and were looked over more because of lack of sponsorship than anything. Lotterer is another good example, I'm entirely positive he'd be a multiple time WDC if he was with the right team at the right time.
>>74275873
Palmer paid last season, backed by his daddy and his hoard of British circuits, but he made a big deal about being in F1 on merit and not as a paydriver for 2017, despite only having the seat because Magnussen decided Renault weren't valuing him enough by only offering a 1-year extension.
>>74275894
FE's VLC stream stays the same, always
>>74275917
>Even Rosenqvist would be a step up.
Seriously? Rosenqvist was shit for the first 4 years of his Formula 3 career, only turned good in his 5th, and the FIA made a rule just because of him that drivers can only have so much experience in F3 because it was so unfair to the other drivers. Ericsson might be slow and Rosenqvist may have adapted well to the FE driving style but he'd be annihilated in F1
>>74275908
That race is insane af
>>74275917
>>74275980
and Rosenqvist wouldn't even have an F3 championship to his name if he didn't drive for Prema (the MWL of the series) in 2015, his only accolades would be 2 F3 Masters (a race win at Zandvoort) and a Macau GP despite a whole SEVEN seasons of F3 experience.
>>74275917
Rosenqvist has kinda redeemed himself in my eyes, but I don't think he would be a step up from Marcus.
>>74275894
Henno.info
>>74276370
They seem to be a bit blurry.
I just realised the irony of Henno leaving his real personal details in the Whois for Henno.info
>>74276421
at least we know he wasn't spending the stream proceeds on personal privacy protection
>reddit was right all along
>>74276370
>>74276387
>>74276421
>>74276490
I tried the link and it obviously didn't work so I googled it and found some private subreddit, some twitter guy talking about some streams and stuff but I can't go much further than that. What's it all about?
Guys I need something like this again in F1
>>74276533
don't want to get the thread baleeted again now, do we lad?
>>74276804
It's ok anon, you're not alone, we all miss Alex Yoong.
>>74276804
We need based Eddie back
>Reminder
NASCAR meme race on today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advance_Auto_Parts_Clash
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?p1=2237&iso=20170218T20&msg=NASCAR%20ADVANCE%20AUTO%20PARTS%20CLASH&sort=1
>8pm US eastern
>Midday Australia NSW/Vic
>1am UK
>>74276856
>watching ASSCAR
le 100 oval races a season
le 99 cautions per race and like 10 laps of uninterrupted racing tops
and when racing on actual circuits
le just push them wide xDDD
rubbing is racing xDD so just spin the car in front out :DDD thats epic, thats NASCAR! :DDDD
arguably the worst motorsport series in existence. America has Indycar, I don't get why that isn't more watched. It's not like Indycar is particularly pretentiously intellectual or anything, its the same shit as Nascar except you can't do the aforementioned things because it will result in death so you actually get some decent racing every once in a while
>>74276919
>and when racing on actual circuits
>le just push them wide xDDD
>implying F1 is any different
>>74276945
It is.
>>74276919
Because Indycar killed themselves and NASCAR is synonymous with 'racecar' in the US to the majority of people.
>Hamilton wants no more data sharing with team mates
What a team player.
>>74277030
lol, remember when he tried to copy alonso's setup in 2007 and tried to get feedback from not his, but alonso's telemetry? such a nasty negro
>>74277030
The ironing
http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/19474565
>>74277048
Or that time he had a massive fucking hissy fit and shared data at Spa because Jenson got pole.
>>74277030
MFW Bottas is actually Boobens tier at car setup and Hamilton loses out big time.
>>74277090
>mfw a leaf starts using up my rare Zetsche reserve
>>74277030
Weeew, two months before season even start and already building up a good excuses
>>74277030
>mfw Hamilton is getting utterly destroyed in the sims by Bottas and is pissing himself
>>74277097
*saves picture*
>>74277130
s-stop it or I'll call up the Totonator
>>74276804
Her wrist is awfully close to his didgeridoo.
>>74277233
Yeah but Webber fucks his mum
>>74277030
I wonder why Hamilton never lobbied for no data sharing when Rosberg was his team mate.
Probably because he mostly benefited from it - like in Spain 2016 to prevent him from winning a 8th race in a row.
>>74277368
this is correct
>>74277368
undeniable truth
>>74277162
oh he's already here
Every day I grow more convinced that Bottas can actually destroy and expose Hamilton. Am I retarded or is there actually a good probability of this happening?
>>74276804
a sketchy af low-budget airline owner with a shit F1 team that never scores points?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHuTJEaC-uo
>>74277030
>http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2017/02/18/hamilton-wants-no-more-data-sharing-with-team-mates/
I lol at how he's too stupid to keep up the act.
He tries to claim it's about being fair:
>“I have asked my team. I don’t want to see my team mate’s… I don’t feel it’s fair that he brings his A-game and I should be able to study his A-game on a computer.”
Then quickly fucks up and starts bitching about teammates seeing his data:
>“For example when we’re driving we’re picking out braking points, bumps, tyre rubber marks on the track, all these different things to help get you through the corner quickest. And the other driver probably naturally may be able to do more or less than you are.”
>“But because of this data they can just copy you. ‘Oh he’s braking five metres later there, I’ll go out and I’ll try braking five metres later’. So that’s what I really dislike. Because it enables them to get closer. "
>>74276804
to many (((white))) knights in the world there days
>>74277368
Typical fucking Italian doing half a job and going home early
>>74277030
he's retarded
just drive worse on purpose and save it all till Q3 so they can't copy
>>74277030
I know it is standard practice to share your setups etc, but don't you think you would be inclined to think the same way if you were a (good) racing driver?
You could spend 9999 hours preparing for a specific race and then spend all the FPs autisming over your setup and get it dead on perfect, and your teammate could rock up hungover from last night, ask for the same setup and then set similar laptimes with almost no work. Of course different drivers like different things but for the sake of argument lets agree that the teammates share a similar driving style (e.g. Rosberg and Hamilton). I don't know if it's just general Hamilton niggerisms but he has stated several times that Rosberg was off the pace in FP1 and FP2 and then he just copied Hamilton's setup and suddenly he was back up on the pace.
The difference between a great and a good driver in the exact same car is like 2 tenths, and the difference between a great and mediocre by F1 standards driver is like half a second, probably less. If you had worked out a setup that essentially boosts your performance by 0,5 seconds or more, would you not want to keep that info to yourself?
>>74277426
>He suggested some drivers who rely too heavily on their team mates’ information don’t belong in Formula One.
>“You’ve got to find the limit yourself, that’s the whole challenge of being a racing driver. When I get in this new car it’s seeing what the limit of it is. And if I can’t do it on my own then I’m not good enough and I don’t deserve to be there. And there are some drivers that don’t.”
That is essentially:
>WAH WAH ROSBERG BEAT ME WAH WAH HE SHOULDN'T HAVE EVEN HAD A SEAT WAH WAH
>>74277426
>>http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2017/02/18/hamilton-wants-no-more-data-sharing-with-team-mates/
Hate to say it, but a good point in the comments:
>Well, he wants to tap into people`s setup finding skills without allowing people to tap into his “natural speed” skill
That's exactly it.
It's important to note he's not talking about car setup, but driver telemetry.
He can't set a car up for shit, so he's happy to share setup data, because he might gain something from it.
But he doesn't want to share driving data, because his teammate may gain something from it.
>>74277445
My dad spend a few years working in (northern) Italy with Italians and I once made a joke about Italian work ethic to him and he actually got a bit angry and claimed that Italians actually work hard as fuck and are very passionate about their work. The work ethic is very much intact, the problem being in actually getting them interested enough to actually start doing the work and hoping they don't get too emotionally attached so they don't start mamma mia'ing all over the place. It probably is full Africa-tier in the southern parts though
>>74277578
thank you, appreciate you defending me against rude australians
>>74277518
The team wants maximum points from both cars, so from their perspective the drivers should share all info. Louis is implying here that he thinks he's bigger than the team and the other guy can finish 20th for all he cares. Maybe it's less relevant when you're driving a Mercedes rocketship that will finish 1-2 every weekend, but to a team principal reading that kind of talk could be worrying.
>>74277608
[arm waving intensifies]
>>74277564
Yeah. Schumi did all sorts of things to prevent teammates having access to his data, having access to as much testing as him, having input in car development etc and I don't see him being criticized for it.
I do agree with Hamilton on this one, from a driver perspective. The team cares about the result of both drivers, the drivers care about themselves. I don't think this is a case of Hamilton's arrogance, I think it's just him wanting to protect his "intellectual property" or whatever. I mean we even hear radio messages in FPs like "your teammate is braking much later into turn X and adjusting the brake balance and carrying more speed into it than you blah blah" which kind of rubs me the wrong way, knowing that the data available is much more accurate and specific than that. Essentially if you are a capable driver, you could just mimic your faster teammates lap without actually figuring it out yourself.
Is there a documentary on the guy who beat Palmer in the junior classes but got testicle cancer afterwards? Also does he still have his balls?
>>74277667
>I don't see him being criticized for it.
Because it's just speculation.
>>74277667
The problem I have with Hamilton's position, is that he has no problem with sharing setup data, because that's his shortcoming, but he's against sharing driving data, because that's his strength.
You can't have it both ways.
>team info sharing that advantages me = good
>team info sharing that disadvantages me = bad
>the city of Lewis Hamilton
>>74277672
Dean Stoneman? He's still an active racer.
>>74277695
Yeah aside from the several first-hand accounts by his teammates.
As per usual a German responds as soon as any sort of "critique" is posted about Schumacher. I dunno why it's so hard to accept that even though Schumi was incredible and almost certainly the GOAT, he was also a bit of a cunt and had preferential treatment for most of his career, and played mindgames that would have put Senna to shame
>>74277751
Is his middle name Juan?
>>74277757
I also defend Alonso when people say that he only beat Massa or Kimi the way he did because Ferrari favored him or because he's a poltician behind the scenes.
Has nothing to do with my nationality, Vettel e.g. I do not defend.
>>74277782
DELETE THIS!
>>74277798
you should defend Vettel so, he's the best.
>>74277746
This guy gets it. But these statements from Hamilton make clear that Rosberg nevertheless managed to get into his mind.
>>74277815
As per usual a German responds as soon as any sort of "critique" is posted about Vettel. I dunno why it's so hard to accept that even though Vettel is incredible and almost certainly the GOAT, he is also a bit of a cunt and had preferential treatment for most of his career, and plays mindgames that would have put Alonso to shame
>>74277751
>>74277672
Dean Stoneman aka the dude who replaced Carmen Jorda in GP3, in a car where she had failed to place higher than a double-digit result all season, and immediately won a race
Pic related, quite possibly the memeyest thing to happen in GP3 history
>female drivers
>>74277835
thanks lad
>>74277825
>tfw Rosberg in the end had the psychological advantage
>>74277672
so Magnussen will get ball cancer soon?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Jones_(racing_driver)
>Edward "Ed" Jones (born 12 February 1995) is a British racing driver who lives in Dubai.
So apparently whites actually can live in Dubai. Maybe Dubai is kinda like Arabia's Sweden whereas Syria is something like Arabia's Romania.
>>74277864
The story of Bossberg:
>He may beg, he may plead, he may argue with his logic
>And then he'll know the things I learned
>That really have no value in the end he will surely know
>I wasn't born to follow
https://youtu.be/3hEfcawx6Fc?t=91
>>74277798
I guess. Alonso is certainly a better driver than Kimi or Massa but his Ferrari years were highly flattered by the fact that those cars were more or less built for him. The amount of money Santander brought to Ferrari alone is enough to show that this is the case, and depending on what levels of conspiracy theory you want to buy into, Kimi was more or less forced out of Ferrari to make room for Alonso with a deal that was agreed on and was common knowledge like 2 years before actually happening. I'm not saying Kimi was sabotaged intentionally but there is also evidence supporting that as well.
I mean I have no defense for Massa or Kimi's performances against Alonso but if e.g. Massa is to be believed, those cars were designed and worked on based on Alonso's feedback alone, with almost total disregard to what the other driver wanted, or what other teams were doing at the time. A clear example of this would be the outdated front suspension that Ferrari insisted on using despite no other teams using it, because Alonso preferred it. Ferrari eventually changed this in 2015 or 2016 I believe.
>>74277815
Based Vettel, on a training break lad?
>>74277851
holy shit
>>74277983
Well if you are to believe Lewlew 2016 merc was designed with Bossberg in mind. And the teams where mixed up not to help with the team as a whole working together in the garage but to sabotage him. They also made it so his engine would explode and only his engine "someone doesn't want me to win".
>conspiracies are just that, conspiracies
>>74278028
"criticizing Carmen Jorda is simply just sexism"
"the fact that her boyfriend is the master of ceremonies for F1 (ie the podium ceremonies, the balding dude who is always in the cool down room etc) has nothing to do with the fact that she continually got seats in F1 supporting series drives despite abysmal performances|
"the fact that she was the only driver to lift in Eau Rouge/Radillion in a GP2 car is not valid criticism"
"she is a great contribution to the Lotus and Renault F1 teams and her simulator data will surely help the team progress forward"
Susie Wolff also unironically criticized the people who criticized Jorda when she got the Lotus test driver thing on the basis of her being a woman lol
Unfortunately she didn't pose fully nude and her tattoed body and asshole isn't available to be seen on the internet decades after her death
>>74278162
>all this Carmen Jorda hate
WTF dude? Don't speak about my future sex slave like that.
>>74278096
Yeah the same Hamilton who said that Merc was the "best car he's ever driven" after preseason testing and never failed to praise the car and team when he won.
There is no reason to believe Merc would keep a driver on like a 25 mil payroll just to intentionally fuck him over just to get a not particularly popular ""German"" driver to win, who then immediately retired and didn't even do much press and PR about his incredible victory after the fact
Unless you want to consider muh mechanics as a great reason for Hamilton's loss. Rosberg just got lucky and he knows it, that's why he retired.
>>74278162
to be fair Finland I think we came to conclusion that that women wasn't actually Lella Lombardi
>>74278231
>Unless you want to consider muh mechanics as a great reason for Hamilton's loss
Lewlew fanboys blaming the mechanics is the funniest thing ever.
They're so fucking stupid they don't realise what their claim implies.
>If Rosberg only won because he had "Lewis' mechanics", then what does that mean for the two preceding years when Lewis had them and won the championship
good night, /f1/
>>74278326
Goodnight Fritz.
Try to not dream about annexing Poland.
Dream about >pic related instead.
>>74277879
Considering he survived Ron Benis' autism, I'm sure he'll survive ball cancer easily.
>>74278231
I agree with you except
>He just got lucky
I 100% believe the reasons Bossberg gave for retirement. It took too much out of him to try beat Lewlew and he wants to spend time with his family. It's not what I would have done in his shoes but I do think he is telling the truth there.
>>74278019
don't know where to go with this desu
>>74278203
the weirdest part about this for me is that she isn't even that hot. She's barely a notch above Rosberg's qt wife and the consensus here seems to be that she's an ugly pig undeserving of his attention.
>>74278408
True. I'm not saying his championship was meritless. I think he did everything in his power to win it, with a bit of luck on top. If both Hamilton and Rosberg were at 100% of their potential in all races, Rosberg would never have won. I really fucking hate Hamilton but it has to be said that on his day, when he actually focuses and tries, he is pretty close to unbeatable.
>>74278436
Rosberg's wife was only qt when she was pregnant. And I say that as WAGsguy who tries to remain impartial in these kinds of discussion.
I'm quite a casual here but I have a question. How do you think Bottas will do in Mercedes?
>>74278512
He's gonna make Finland great again
>>74278456
No doubt that Lewlew is a better racer. If he took this year seriously from the get go he would be WDC and Rosberg would still be a merc driver. But Lewlew fucked around and made a fair number of mistakes. Everyone points to Malaysia saying that if that didn't happen Lewlew would have won, but there where a number of races where he could have made up the points well before then. People just point out that engine failure because it makes them feel like it wasn't his fault he lost and a higher power didn't want him to win.
Which is complete bullshit.
>>74277851
>female drivers
fuck off mate Tatiana scored points
>>74278528
Well that's nice
>>74277798
>I also defend Alonso when people say that he only beat Massa or Kimi the way he did because Ferrari favored him or because he's a poltician behind the scenes.
except he did only beat Massa the way he did because Ferrari favoured him
it's a well-documented fact
>>74277851
>>74278162
>>74278203
>>74278436
I'm pretty sure I read that Jorda was cheating on Molina (the master of ceremonies) with Jolyon too
>>74278658
she had been seen with a lot of guys.
She will fuck anybody.
>>74278658
honestly why, look at him
>>74278658
a foursome with joe, lee and palmer
>>74278679
>She will fuck anybody
>tfw she hasn't fucked you
>>74278658
>tfw the only fanfic I found with Jorda was a bisexual threesome with Hulkenberg and Palmer
>>74278490
WAGsguy, I want to tell you that I appreciate your work and wish you all the best. You seem like a great guy.
Fuck, that came off a bit sarcastic, didn't it? Well it's not! I don't know how to say it sincerely.
>>74278717
I do hope they both bottomed, and Carmen topped with a strapon.
Once his career is over, what will he have to live for?
>>74278690
Kek
>>74278718
Thanks m8.
I'd post a relevant WAG but I'm playing rf2 and you can't minimise from full screen without the game crashing.
Here is Jessica's tits which I saved on my phone for some reason. She deleted this shortly after she posted it so it is kinda "rare" but you can save it.
NO ONE ELSE SAVE IT. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION.
>>74278820
I really am incompetent.
>>74278235
just post em faggot
>>74278820
Thanks m8, Jessica is one of my favourite wags.
>>74278865
m8 just google Lella Lombardi Skoda.
If I'm gonna get banned for posting nudes I'll get banned for posting good ones.
>>74278728
chilling with other celebs from the us and releasing an album or two
>>74278897
Already did, couldn't find them. I remember some russian website that had like a 50+ pic collection from the same photoshoot but it seems it isn't there anymore.
>>74278838
>>74278820
I just realised why she posted this on instagram.
She was at party with some girl friends. She was posting pictures on her instagram live (like snapchat, deleted after 24 hrs). This came up inbetween two sets of normal party photos.
She probably got hit one by some guy, got his instagram name and went to the bathroom to show him some more as you can send images directly through instagram. But she got it wrong and sent it to everyone and then settled deleted it when she realised she fucked up.
That or she meant to send this to John Mayer who she is currently maybe going out with.
That's pretty hot.
>>74268430
Winter Stream: Japan 94
>Super Wet Race
>Brundle Nearly Dies
>Aggregate Race
>>74278967
>John Mayer
Jesus Christ that guy is insane. Whm hasn't he fucked yet? And he's actually a guy you'd like to hang out with (except for the jealousy you'd get since you realise that life is so unfair that another man can hang out with guys like Eric Clapton, be richer, more handsome, more talented, disciplined, liked and succesful than you and probably has a bigger dick than you just on top).
>>74279127
They have been long time friends well before she met Jenson because he was doing an interview in Japan and casually said he read her blog.
This was an all Japanese blog and when she was mostly doing modelling for Japanese countries.
Also Mayer is renowned for having a huge penis.
Decent upgrade.
>>74279299
Neat, I guess he got to see her wonderland then. Is she the reason why he spaeks fluent Japanese?
Nascar due to start in 20 minutes, but it's BTFO by rain
>tfw too scary to race in the rain
Stream:
http://zoofalmily.net/
>Daytona speedway + rain + Montoya = >pic related
>>74279359
She probably helped although the fact he read her blog means he knew quite a bit before he met her.
>>74278683
Post your face.
>>74279659
t. Joylen
>>74279659
>You can't think someone is unattractive unless you are more attractive than them
>>74279540
>fox sports mic
>its not on fox sports here
tfuck
>>74279745
>>74279540
Australia I'm not criticizing you or anything but next time can you get hyped for ARCA instead?
It's the GP2kino of NASCAR and is the most meme filled.
>>74279884
For example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY5FrIzqzd0
>>74279884
Would have been more helpful 4 and a half hours ago, m8
>>74280034
Yeah I know.
I didn't know there was one on.
>Danica's looks are starting to fade
Well that's her career over.
>it certainly wasn't based on driving talent
>meanwhile in Australia
So that's what Mark Webber's been driving...
>parents come home from Dubai trip
>"anon we got something for you"
>remember they also visited the Yas Marina circuit
>expect AMX merch
>it's a tricky ricky cap
I'm actually glad, doesn't make me look like a bandwagoner.
>>74280483
kek
KEK
>>74280483
Actually anon, it makes you look like the worst kind of bandwagoner.
>on the Max bandwagon
>knows so little about Max and F1 that he bought the wrong Red Bull hat
All the other toothpastes are going to think you're an idiot.
Who says I was on the wagon?
>>74280616
Wasn't implying you were.
>was demonstrating how you look at bandwagon toothpastes
motogp > f1
>>74280483
>be 42 years old toothpaste
>still living with parents
>>74280483
nice m8
What a cunt
>>74278203
remember pete getting sneaky shots of her ass on the notebook? If only there was 4k footage of that
>>74281776
>literally punishing him because he wont let her control him
Not a healthy relationship.
>>74281912
It's all the run of the mill young Jenson photos she got off google.
Admittedly she did the same thing for herself a few days ago but that was more of a "Look how good I looked as a kid you fucking peasants"
Some of the photos look like they have cum stains on them which is a bad sign.
>tfw one of them is a swimsuit pic and I don't wanna post in case of v&
>>74282071
Just looked at her Instagram for the first time in a while.
Not sure if my memory is giving her the benefit of the doubt, or if she has gotten even trashier.
>>74282071
you're not going to get a knock on your door from the tv licensing service for sharing a photo she publicly uploaded lad
>>74282646
Yeah but it's a child in a swimsuit in the same folder as images of that child as an adult in a highly sexual connotation. That doesn't look good on your CV.
I never like saving those photos. I only saved Jessica's because the website was from late 90's/early 00's and I could tell it was gonna collapse any second. It was like saving kittens from a burning building.
Also it's just excessive shitposting.
>>74282399
Definitely trashier. She has a line of bikini's now (that strapless nude one with the see-through straps) so she has to promote that. Also she randomly has started uploading old nudes on her snapchat and Instagram Stories.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4230636/Jenson-Button-s-girlfriend-Brittny-Ward-poses-nude.html
>>74282878
>Also she randomly has started uploading old nudes on her snapchat and Instagram Stories.
That's what got me.
She literally posted a picture of her naked ass, just so she could say "Is it the weekend yet?"
S K A N K
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>>74282878
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4230636/Jenson-Button-s-girlfriend-Brittny-Ward-poses-nude.html
Kek, in the comments:
>whatevs, sydney, Australia, 1 day ago
>Giant average faced praying mantis with terrible bangs...next
Quality Australian shitposting
Holy shit it's now Feb 19 in the UK
GETTING CLOSE
Car Launch Dates
>Feb 20: Sauber C36, Online
>Feb 21: Renault RS17, London
>Feb 22: Force India VJM10, Silverstone
>Feb 23: Mercedes W08, Silverstone
>Feb 24: Ferrari, Fiorano
>Feb 24: McLaren MCL32, Woking
>Feb 26: Red Bull RB13, Online
>Feb 26: Toro Rosso STR12, Barcelona
H Y P E
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E
>>74283883
>tfw red bulls for your birthday
Feels good man. A local store has some F1 gear, might see if any is left from last season in stock.
>>74281776
>embarrasing
>that pic
He looks pretty hot 2bh.
no homo
>>74283883
Jesus fuck the off season is nearly over.
Also. I'm travelling down to Adelaide for a week of work meetings and the pricks have booked my travel on the Sunday of Melbourne. Cuuuuuuuuuunts.
>tfw you go back to the fanfics after the previous thread just to see how bad they really are
>So Seb used The Room to plan and calculate Dasha ovulations. It was a place he could come and lock away his research and calculations and not have to fear that anyone would find them.
>Only Heikki had a key to get in apart from himself. It was nice. It made him feel he had somewhere private to hide in this place. He settled himself on the floor and set about updating his calendar.
>He ticked off calculations from his note pad that he had got right and made an estimate of when Dasha would next be in ovulation. This weekend. Coinciding perfectly with the Indian Grand Prix.
>The weakened he would win the World Championship. So a celebration would take place that weekend. Perfect.
>Seb smiled happily to himself, what a prefect way to ruin Fernando’s life in one round weekend. He would take away the title for the fourth consecutive year and impregnate his girlfriend.
>“I think it would be rude to dismiss a World Champion,” Dasha said, pulling the shirt from its tucked position at Seb’s hips. Seb loved the way she referred to him as a World Champion. It made him feel powerful, like he could give Dasha something Fernando couldn’t.
>He smiled as her hands brushed across his torso and around his back. Dasha lent up on her knees so her mouth was right next to Seb’s ear. Seb momentarily forgot how to breathe. “Four times.”
>Before he could truly register her words, her lips were on his. There was a desperate passion in her kiss and before he knew it she was pulling him on top of her, lying on the bed.
I mean I'm an Alonso fan and I don't particularly like Seb but that is a whole new level.
>>74284353
>>Seb smiled happily to himself, what a prefect way to ruin Fernando’s life in one round weekend. He would take away the title for the fourth consecutive year and impregnate his girlfriend.
Based Seb
>Schumi-tier mind games
>>74278490
whoever applied that TAG Heuer decal should be shot.
Appalling effort.
>>74280336
>the shitty of lelbourne
>cucktorian drivers
>cucktoria
2/26 is Haas F1's release date FYI
>tfw your waifu is being felt up by an elephant and likes it
I have never felt lower
>>74284700
It seems there's a bit of Dutch girl in every girl.
Is Valtteri unironically /ourguy/ this year?
>>74284758
the valt has always been /ourguy/
>>74284758
>In a competitive car - Rules out Vettel and the rest of the grid
>Isn't a cunt with retarded fans - Rules out Hamilton and Verstappen
>Isn't meme as fuck - Rules out Bully man
Best we have.
>>74284758
Walter Bottoms is the only guy I'd be okay with winning the WDC other than #StrollWDC2017
>>74280336
>tfw I was staring at the front row of traffic expecting a car to stall when the light turned green and barely saw the truck coming
>>74284758
Not if he hets cucked by Hamilton
>>74284656
The power of observation so many 4chan users have with little details in photographs outside the focal point alway amaze me. Is this autism, or am I really fucking unobservant?
>>74284835
did a term of work experience at a signwriters shop in high school
first thing I picked up on.
>>74284850
That makes sense - but I meant it in a broader sense... people on /k/ pick up the most infinitesimal details in pictures sometimes; people here see the oddest little details in crowd shots etc. I think I have a short attention span
>>74284779
>he doesn't like memes
>>74284865
You probably do...
I'm tired of people going HURR AUTISM when people are not being total peabrains.
>>74285090
Yeah I'm not hurr durring - more seeking a point of reference for my own failings, Mr Finn.
>>74285090
>anon posts a picture
>people look at it and say things they notice
>anon screeching at them calling them autistic
Caring what people think or notice about your post is more autistic than noticing details 2bh
>>74285090
>le angry Finn meme
>>74284353
I like reading through the synopses
>Kimi is Master in Charge of Lord Rosberg's body slaves. One day at the market, he finds a broken-down slave named Sebastian.
>Niki and James embark on a life altering journey as adoptive parents of wild child/complex/cold/level headed Finn Kimi Raikkonen.
>Sebastian stumbles upon the Red Bull Tentacle Machine™.
>Five times Mark tried to ask Fernando to marry him, and one time he didn't have to.
>Jos visits Carlos before a race. See the warning (Rape/Non-Con).
>>74285182
>he finds a broken-down slave named Sebastian.
Was he broken by a smiling australian in the year two thousand and fourteen
Also me posting my discovery of that AO3 site was a BIG MISTAKE. Sad!
>>74285197
m8 come on I had been there for ages and I know a number of other posters have as well.
>>74285206
Next he'll be telling us about finding Skyfish1
>>74285214
>latest one was 4 days ago
That guy is dedicated
>>74285229
I just saw that actually.
>That guy is dedicated
Number 6!
>>74285206
I don't know shit like that exists. Apart from this general im as NORMIE as it gets.
>>74285236
He even changed the surname.
>>74285256
You'll learn.
>>74284719
>butt
>ass
Dat look, why is it so autisic?
>>74285265
The autism is what gives him his brain power.
>tfw we will never see Finland's amazing thread pic
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>74285286
>>74285286
>>74285286
>>74285301
A shame.
May as well use this in a dead thread
>>74285313
m
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>>74285313
She hasn't changed a bit
>once a skank, always a skank
>>74285316
I am not an enabler
I am not an enabler
I am not an enabler
I am not an enabler
>>74285339
>>74285356
And in comparison Jessica.
Now I can go to bed.
>>74285356
>unironically dressing like that
>>74284719
>Vettel over Ricci
Reminder that Reddit thought he was Schumacher come again in 2015. And in 2013 they literally did think he was Schumacher.
>>74278366
this coming from the country that only exists because a couple of Brits annexed it