/rug/ - Super Rugby Countdown Edition

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1st for LFWRLABM

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2nd for still >our year

3rd for the Dark Turd

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deus vult lads

>>74267338
Blues v Hurricanes final book it

>>74267380
Other way round la
We are home

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kek

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>>74267309
>http://www.superxv.com/news/
>http://www.superxv.com/table/
>superxv
>xv

>>74267403
Hah didn't even notice.
Nice spotting my triggered autistic friend.

>>74267403
>>74267423
Don't even really know what you are apparently noticing. XV is the number of people on the field and the symbol for rugby.

>>74267496
there's 18 teams now

>>74267523
And XV is still the number of people in the field...

Why are you expecting an unofficial fan website to change its domain name to appease you?

>>74267531
>Why are you expecting an unofficial fan website to change its domain name to appease you?
because I'm a filthy fucking customer and I want my customer experience to be as flawless as possible

Hopefully they'll go back to 15 teams anyway.

>>74267589
12 was enough desu

>Aussie conference
Sunwolves, Rebels, Reds, Waratahs,
Brambles, Force
>Zealandia conference
Jags, Blues, Chiefs, Canes, Poosaders, Highlanders
>Saffa conference
Lions, Stormers, Sharks, Kings, Cheetos, Bulls
Top 2 from each goes through +2 wild cards.

Would be much better, fight me

>>74267546
IIRC Aussie fox sport use XV as their rugby logo. We have our nifty rugby ball logo that spins into the sky sport logo

7 teams for fantasy. Could probably use a couple more.

Teams need to be locked in by the start of the first game on Thursday - Rebs v Blues.

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

>>74267793
>that sky sports ad where balls change for different sports
pure kino

>>74267962
Its based af 2bh

Frog rugby today (frog time)

14.45 La Rochelle - Stade Francais
18.30 Clermont - Bayonne
18.30 Pau - Grenoble
18.30 Racing - Brive
20.45 Toulon - Lyon

Tomorrow

12.30 Bordeaux - Castres
17.00 Montpellier - Toulouse

Here is a strong muscular bump from a fellow /rug/ lad out on the rinse

>>74268690
mum must be proud

>>74268855
Proud as punch la

>>74268943
>Saders and Landers not on top
>Any Australian teams in the top two
>Rebels even on the list
kys

>>74268943
You seem mentally deficit you a Crusaders fan la?

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>kiwi genetics

>>74268458
>Frog time

Might as well have posted some nonsense in spurddo for all the good the information in your post does lad

4 days 20 hours and 5 minutes til super rugby starts lads.

An equivalent amount of time for your fantasy picks to be finalised.

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

>>74268458
Stade
Clermont
Grenoble
Racing
Toulon
Bordeaux
Mont.

Based Agen is playing tomorrow too btw.

Leiliileifanoiileii is free of cancer lads.

>>74270044
good for him

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Later Today

Chile x Argentina XV
Uruguay x Brazil
Canada x US of A

>>74270358
Hey huebro, join super rugby fantasy. If you beat any of the regulars I will respect your opinion on rugby henceforth.

>>74270393
Firstly, I don't post on /rug/ waiting for respect. Respect appears or not. Secondly, is this fantasy open for non-aussis to join?

Meanwhile for REC:

Romania 13-3 Spain

>>74270451
Yes. You won't be slligible for prizes but can still play free.

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

>>74270451
You and your "people" should be exterminated.

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>>74270579
>prizes

Hungover as fuck and got to go to work
I just want to have a couple of bevs and watch the fucking rugby

>>74270901
get some gatorade and eat a protein bar

youll be dandy soon

what work do you do?

>>74270930
Warehouse at Ikea
it's pretty shit, but passed my first army officer selection board last month so hopefully going to sandhurst this year

>>74270962
ARMYLAD

>>74270962
God speed to yah

working the warehouse sucks, I over saw our company's warehouse not to long ago because we implemented Oracle.

>>74270991
Nope

>>74271087
inb4 armylad was killed in action

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>6- Louw
>7- Underhill
>8- Faletau

Can't wait to destroy those irish scums next saturday tbqh. Fuck those pieces of green shit.

>>74271638
But Ireland have a good scrum, you should just aim to concuss their players.

>>74271688
theyll concuss themselves really

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>>74271514
>6- Haskell
>7- Underhill
>8- Vunipola

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>25-18
Thank goodness, losing against Belgium would be too much of a shamefur dispray

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Ireland never should have got rid of Landsdowne Road.

'Aviva' Stadium is so fucking boring.

>>74272323
the aviva is shite

somewhere between a theatre and a public monolith of "art"

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>>74271638
Oh thems fightin words

>>74272323
>>74272424

It should have been made to be a 80k+ seater stadium

The fact its only around 50k seats means theres no pride in the stadium and because of this its rightfully not seen as an international stadium

The IRFU and FAI are traitor scum who have done nothing but sell out their own people from naming and television rights

I was a fool for hoping Quins could get 2 away wins in a row

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>>74272679
>>74271638
The most likely outcome of the ireland france match is that ireland narrolwly scrape a win but the french injury/concuss so many of our key men that the wlaes and england matches become almost unwinnable.

>glasgow

man what a fall from grace

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so /rug/ I played my first real rugby game...
I have to ask, is roid rage so common among 130kg aurochs loosehead props?
I know this is a contact sport and disputes are bound to happen, but god damn.

>>74273139
>man what a fall from grace

Probably their whole first team are in the Scottish Side right now so relax there a bit

>>74273139

The Pro12 is pretty much Irelandwinslol during the 6 nations, Scotland and Italy only have 2 teams each so every good player is away

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>>74272987
Needed Queens to lose so we can keep in touch. Always want Barf to lose. So was always going to be disappointed one way or the other.

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>yfw Ulsters next 3 games are all against Italian "oppossition"

CANT SHIRK THE DIRK

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>>74273027
Sounds good to me.

>>74270962
Congrats
>>74271361
No I'm still breathing

>>74273266
so then Ulster just lacks Test worthy athletes then?

>>74273308
Italy is going to perform with mediocrity regardless

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>fonotia
hang in there munster

FT
Belgium 18-25 Russia

The match didn't finish in draw because a last minute russian try

>Poccия

>>74273595

Ulster does have players on international duty but sure, they aren't a premier Irish team such as Leinster or Munster, it certainly helps to be a mediocre team when the 6 nations comes calling.

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>I want to buy a jersey of my local team to have something to wear at the stadium
>it is ugly as hell

Why they can't design decent jersey anymore? I'll buy a bloody scarf then...

>>74273694
It made a bit more sense as soon as I posted my last response.

I would still hope they would have more depth to their bench.

>>74273711
cop a collared shirt instead or something

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I can see munster deliberately losing to ospreys just to spite us an easier chance of a home semi.

NECK
E
C
K

>>74274704
Munster are the biggest cunt team on the planet.

>>74274737
the liverpool of rugby

stockdales try was sxc

>>74274863
Irelands future on the wing is bright

>>74273152
Underrated

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>>74273139
>Glasgow

Typical Scots. They just fall apart against the Irish provinces. Especially Connacht.

Why do the Dragons even exist

>top table clash
>marius mitrea is ref
seething faams

>>74274759
How many slips?

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Gonna be pumping out some pretty shitty photoshop memes this year lads.
Hope you enjoy them.

>>74275411
>Ulster
>Irish

hmmmmm....

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88th for """our'''''''' year lads

>>74275694
Ulster is an Irish province...

Is it just me or have american posters become even stupider lately? Ever since around the time Trump got elected I don't think I have seen a single intelligent American post.

>>74275743
They have gotten more confident about speaking their mind. Even when they have no clue on the topic.

Reminder Trump is our guy
Reminder BSA's are integral to /rug/
Reminder Sam Cane is a 5/10 player

Reminder that Trump in the long term will be good for the political landscape of the USA but he himself is pretty shit
Reminder that catering the BSA "please watch our sport'' is cuck tier
Reminder Sam Cane is a 5/10 player

>>74275743
>Ever since around the time Trump got elected I don't think I have seen a single intelligent American post

Let me guess, you get your news from RTE, BBC, SKY, Clinton News Network and the rest of the marxist propaganda spewing controlled media?

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>Let me guess, you get your news from RTE, BBC, SKY, Clinton News Network and the rest of the marxist propaganda spewing controlled media?

the ol' mid-game wank

The ol' mid-morning wank

The ol' mid-wank wank

Just read about that game we played against Ireland at Croke Park.

Had no idea it was such a big deal desu.

>>74276143
>BSA "please watch our sport''
this is more annoying than you might think

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Brazil x Uruguay in 15 minutes
Stream avaliable at Gofirstrow(dot)eu

URUGUAY

Starters: 1 Mateo Sanguinetti, 2 Martín Espiga, 3 Mario Sagario, 4 Ignacio Dotti, 5 Diego Ayala, 6 Juan Manuel Gaminara (c), 7 Gonzalo Soto, 8 Alejandro Nieto, 9 Santiago Arata, 10 Germán Albanell, 11 Nicolás reitas, 12 Andrés Vilaseca, 13 Juan Manuel Cat, 14 Leandro Leivas, 15 Rodrigo Silva

Reserves: 16 Facundo Gattas, 17 Matías Benítez, 18 Juan Echeverría, 19 Lorenzo Surraco, 20 Juan Diego Ormaechea, 21 Guillermo Lijtenstein, 22 Gastón Gibernau, 23 Manuel Diana

Coach: Esteban Meneses

BRAZIL

Starters: 1 Wilton Rebolo "Nelson", 2 Daniel Danielewicz "Nativo", 3 Pedro Bengaló, 4 Lucas Piero "Bruxinho", 5 Diego López "Diegão", 6 Matheus Daniel "Matias", 7 Cléber Dias "Gelado", 8 Nick Smith, 9 Matheus Cruz, 10 Joshua Reeves, 11 Jacobus De Wet Van Niekerk, 12 Moisés Duque, 13 Felipe Sancery, 14 Robert Tenório, 15 Daniel Sancery

Reserves: 16 Endy Willian, 17 Vitor Ancina, 18 Matheus Rocha "Blade", 19 André Arruda "Buda", 20 João Luiz da Ros "Ige", 21 Beukes Cremer, 22 Luan Simano, 23 Ariel Rodrigues

Coach: Rodolfo Ambrosio

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>>74273152
Just don't make light of their grotesque size or filthy stench and you should be ok.

>>74277601
>7 Cléber Dias "Gelado"

This lads nickname is ice-cream?

>>74277754
Only white guy on the team.

>>74277754
Gelado means Icy in Brazilian Portuguese. Ice cream is Sorvete.

Match on (a little bit delayed because Argentina XV 45x10 Chile has ended later than normal)

Stream
http://gofirstrow.eu/watch/512659/1/watch-uruguay-vs-brazil-.html

>uruguayan knocks on ball close to end goal line
>referee gives try

Also no TMO on ARC

>>74278048
>No TMO
Really, why not? That needs to be fixed for anyone to take it seriously 2bh

>>74278129
Because Chile and Canada are playing and small stadiums with no conditions for proper TMO equipements installing

>>74278157
Always knew Canada was an impoverished shithole.

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>>74278225
Rugby Canada headquarter is in Langford, British Columbia, and stadium owned by federation has capacity for less than two thousand people.

If stream isn't working, notice it, please.

4 days til fantasy lock out lads.

http://fantasy.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-rugby/classic/#classic/leagues/2840/join/T2WP96LK

wheres the superbru

>>74278804
>>74246146
http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.php?p=11644350

Pool name: Super /rug/by 2017

Pool code: dintarts
>>74278305
Joined this semen slurping sports autism. I have no idea how it works and don't really care 2bh.

>>74267309
Here is the superbru, get in quick lads

http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.php?p=11644350

Pool name: Super /rug/by 2017

Pool code: dintarts

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>Connacht

Can't even get a bonus point win at home against the Dragons. Can't see them qualifying for the CC next season.

Top 3 teams in the play-off spots look like they're locked in now, with the 4th only between Scarlets, Ulster and Glasgow now.

>>74278880
>http://www.superbru.com/superrugby/pool.php?p=11644350
Elite post


>>74278305
Terrible post

>>74278966
Based post rater

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>>74274759
Speaking as a Liverpool supporter, I take that as a personal affront. Piss off.

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>>74274884
Shame about their future on the pitch.

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>>74275561
Naff off. Bloody forreigners.

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>>74275743
Just as stupid but louder.

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>>74276150
As opposed to RT and the Daily Fail you mean?

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>The British are up

>>74279200
Don't worry sis, I'll put them into a deep coma

FT
Uruguay 23-12 Brazil

Brazil had good defense but did lots of primary errors, specially on lineouts and handling. Uruguayan advantage only wasn't bigger because kicker failed in all conversion kicks.

Also, two of four uruguayan tries came from refball. Second one more scandalous (a forward pass did IN FRONT of referee).

>>74278225
This from the country that thinks that haute cuisine consists of a sack of spuds.

>>74279176
>As opposed to RT

RT isn't run by a Pedophile Ring, unlike your whole media

>>74279218
you'll be chewing on a pavement you fucking homo

>>74279554
Accurate

>>74279554
I'll put you to sleep first

>>74279706
You put everyone to sleep with your inane posts you fucking polesmoker.

>>74279492
True. It's run by a bunch of commie Arabs.

threadly reminder to do hamstring work so you dont have lower knee pain

Is replying to namefaggots or being a namefaggot the worst?

>>74279894
Accurate

>>74279329
This from a country whose very word, indeed concept, for high-class food comes from another country/language.

All that treacle and eel has jellied your brain.

why is this sport so fucking great
giridion is faggy and disgusting
pls accept me my nz, australians, south afrikan, argentinean overlords

>>74280839
Just join in la
No need to be a grovelling fool

>>74280887
the eagles like ireland sucks shit

>>74279229
Must've been frustrating without the tmo, so used to it nowdays I can't even imagine a match without it.

>>74281088
potato

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FT
Canada 34-51 US of A

First time ever who United States win Canada 5 times in row

Standings after Round 3:
1. Argentina XV 14
2. US of A 14
3. Canada 6
4. Uruguay 6
5. Brazil 4
6. Chile 0

>>74282076
USA USA USA

>>74282076
Who plays next round? Will it break the ties?

>>74282537
Round 4 next weekend

Chile x US of A
Uruguay x Canada
Argentina XV x Brazil (at Ushuaia!!)

If argies and yanks win next week, the decision for ARC (and Grand Slam) goes to last round to be played at Argentina

need one of the lads to tell me if my team is in the fantasy league
would be yfwdcwdsu with eleanor rugby

>>74283158
Yeah it is

>>74280839
Too douchey sorry.

Did Dan Vickerman kill himself over never ever winning a game at Eden Park?

>>74282644
>vs hues in ushuaia
should be quite a bit of fun

just deadlifted 200kg lads

>>74284283
Standing up isn't a deadlift lardass

>>74284014
Do we know that he killed himself?

>>74284283
Nice ORM or for reps? 190 is the most I have ever lifted for 3x3 I don't do ORM for deadlifts.

>>74284929

All the news articles are posting the lifeline number at the bottom, so it seems likely.

F

>>74285055
Tbh I thought the lifeline was for those shocked by his death.

>>74285055
>>74285097
That's what I thought too.

dropping like flies lads

>>74285141
Our media only put help lines like that if the death is reported to them to be a suicide. It is illegal to say the cause of death before the official coroner's report or something like that. So I guess that's what the other kiwi was implying, it isn't necessarily 100% but it does heavily imply

>>74285205
>37 year old man with a wife and two kids
>over 2m tall, played nearly 70 international games for his country
>pure South African Aryan stock
>still commits suicide

really makes you wonder why you haven't ordered the noose yet, huh

>>74285226
>old
>has a ball and chain
>freakishly tall
None of those apply to me

>>74284933
ORM

i got 190 1x3 so tried to push myself for a test, dont often do 1rm because you feel like you're about to break something the whole time

>>74284382
legitimately good post lad, had a good giggle

>>74285242
>MGTOW degenerates posting on 4cuck

>>74285226
>wife

Gee I wonder why

>>74285226
I bet you were one of the Poopeelians making fun of Jonah's death

>>74285254
I almost never come on /sp/ actually so no. This place is fucking awful now.

>>74285257
Ah so you're a freshie from /pol/ in that case

fuck off

Vickerman fell victim to the Australian Doping scheme.

More to come I expect

>>74285293
you're saying our lad's been out there taking panadol?

>>74285251
What's a MGTOW?
Mental health is an issue lad. I was just trying to make a point that how he viewed his situation is different to how it looks from the outside. I had a friend who had everything going for him do himself in.

>>74285314
more like painaldol amirite

>>74285317
MGTOW = Men Going Their Own Way

I'd like my avocado thread to last until Thursday, can you cunts stop shitposting in it thanks. Go find something productive to do.

*posts*

>>74285341
the brumbies desu

6 days, Bumboys

>>74285335
That sounds homosexual. Nothing against homosexuals but that's not my style

>>74285432
As far as I can tell they just don't want to be tied down to one woman and be at the mercy or divorce laws or something. Nothing to do with not liking women, although some of them are probably like that? Not too sure myself.

muscular bump

>>74285341
rugby

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>>74285861
what about it

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>>74268943
is there any weebs who unironically roots for sunwolves?

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>>74272020
it was really painful to watch, but our last assault was kinda awesome and passionate

>>74286095
Sunwolves suck 2bh. Should've taken the top team from their league.

>SH players dropping like flies

Kek at all the kiwis desperately trying to make vickerman's death seem drug related to make the false equivalency that Australia is as bad as the abs. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>74279229
>refball
get fucked hue

>>74285226
he reached his peak and ended it before it declined too much
don't know how any average runt lives past 30

>>74287936
>implying doesn't

>>74278896
Bottom 6 are so fucking shit compared to top 6.
I'm thinking final standing of
1- Munster
2- Ospreys
3- Leinster
4- Ulster
5- Scarlets
6- Glasgow

Munster v Ospreys final with Munster winning.

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>>74285341
>Wants his thread to be taken seriously
>Starts it with half a fruit

Walking around upside down hasn't done you any favours.

Meanwhile in REC,
Georgia 50-6 Germany

On Germany, there's also the robber suffered by german team in Capetown during preparation for HK 7s

>>74288920
avocado is a vegetable

>>74288897
>hopeful
Munster
Ospreys
Leinster
Glasgow
---
Ulster
Scarlets

Very hopeful: Glasgow finally shake off the Munster curse that Axel was sacrificed for
Realistic: Munster

>Reality
Munster
Ospreys
Leinster
Ulster
---
Glasgow
Scarlets

Will be behind Munster in this scenario.

>>74289670
Just because it's savoury doesn't make it a vegetable
IIRC by definition it is a berry

>>74289921
Reckon Scarlets will finish 4th desu, although they are in a bit of a pickle with the 6N.

>>74288920
You're lucky we let you post here at all. Shut the fuck up.

Dat feel when only just two hours after a tough game you already feel your legs stiffening up completely.

Tomorrow is going to be a painful day. At least we won aye.

>>74289670
It's a fruit by every definition.

>>74290850
Nah

Ulster and Glasgow both have better players.

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>>74289921
>>74288897
>
>>74290898
Good lad. Always remember the first time I did a leg workout in the gym couldn't walk properly for like 4 days.

>>74291186
jej

Should I follow the chiefs if im a KC chiefs fan in our sport?

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>>74291303
you should follow the chiefs regardless of circumstances

#LeMeilleurChampionnatDuMonde

La Rochelle 37 - 18 stade Français
Racing Métro 92 33 - 25 Brive
Pau 39 - 22 Grenoble
Clermont 46 - 27 Bayonne
Toulon 31 - 17 Lyon OU
Bordeaux-Bègles 17 - 28 Castres
Montpellier 27 - 18 Toulouse

>>74291483
>Racing Métro
Wow, how did they score 92 33??

>>74291530
Dan Carter

>>74291303
>being from Kansas

literally the worst state

>>74291116
Glasgow have their attention split with the champions cup though.

Glasgow should have two franchises in Pro 12. One for protestant side and other for catholic side.

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>>74292383

Who are the Arsenal FC of /rug/?

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>>74292383
you are a moron

>>74292191
Ulster have a game in hand and are playing the Italians 3 times in the next 3 rounds.

They're going to leap from Scarlets.

>>74291116
Glasgow arguably, but not Ulster. Both lost their most recent games vs Scarlets, Glasgow quite heavily

>>74292635
Scarlets have Munster and Leinster away, I can see >us beating Leinster but not Munster. After that it's a fairly simple schedule though, should get a couple more BP wins

>a look inside the home of a namefag

>>74292721
Think Ulster are going to get 14-15 points over the next 3 rounds and Scarlets will be lucky to get 5 imho.

>>74292460
Arlequins?

>>74292765
>Munster A
>Leinster A
>Edinburgh H (after 6N)
Won't beat Munster, but might beat Leinster and should beat Edinburgh fairly handily, especially with at least some of the internationals back. 8 or 9 could well happen.

And then after that there's Treviso, Dragons and Connacht, so another 14-15.

>>74292460
Tigers

Leinster - Barcelona
Munster - Liverpool
Toulouse - Real Madrid
Connacht - Leicester
Crusaders - Man United
Toulon - Man City/PSG
Saracens - Chelsea

>>74293070
Surprisingly accurate.

>>74291303
The Exeter Chiefs

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>>74291303
Super Rugby

>>74293171
Not really, Toulon actually won a good number of titles.

If anything, Toulon is Chelsea: team that used to win stuff in the past, plumeted and got relegated, then was bought back by an owner who threw money into the club uselessly for years before actually winning several titles.

>>74290885
Mouthing off ain't gonna cover up the fear and trepidation you feel about the ass-kicking the Lions are gonna give you.

So would Clermont be >Schalke?

>>74292460
Clermont. Literally 1 title for 21 final appearences.

>>74293884
b-but they won the Yves Du Manoir and the Baby H-Cup too

>>74293842
I think Clermont is one of its kind, you can't compare with anything else.

It's probably in the genes of the city.

Just check the palmares starting 1971: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuroLeague_Women

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>people doubting leinster

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*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP*

>>74294230
Doubt Connacht is worst

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>>74294239
*wipes face*

>Australia losing in cricket

Yes

Good

>>74294239
>DEX v STR

>>74294239
If kiwi photoshop guy is around. I implore you to photoshop a smug pepe on tipuric, a crying feel guy on warburton and a load of shit coming out of his ass

t. not /r9k/

>>74294663
Literally didn't even know cricket was on until I flicked past it last night while I was watching telly. Thought the season was over.

>>74294239
>Warburton/Tipuric partnership is finally working as advertised
>the rest of the team is shit
t-thanks

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>>74295062
Don't worry, you'll beat ireland after france murders half our team.

NEED to tongue punch nina's fartbox

>>74295083
>2017
>Nina

This is /cric/-tier nonsense and has no place in muscular elite /rug/.

>>74295076
We killed our title chances by not getting the BP against Italy desu
I think England will lose to Ireland on the final day (but still win the tournament), and Wales should hopefully win our remaining games for that sweet sweet world ranking.

Reminder that the Welsh National Rugby Union Team traveled to NZ and got absolutely spanked by the Gallagher Chiefs who had more than half their players missing.

Further reminder that after this embarrassing loss the British and Irish Lions tried to back pedal on their contract which has them playing weakened New Zealand Super Rugby teams mid week. They then entered damage control a year before a game was meant to be played saying they players will be over worked and be unable to perform at their usual strength during the tour.

Northern Hemisphere rugby literally shakes in their boots at the idea of playing weakened Club rugby teams, and us Kiwis know a lot about shaking.

England will most likely win with bonus points in their next two games. If Ireland win without bonus points in their next two games (far from guaranteed), they come into the last game four points behind England, and likely a big gap between them in points difference. That means Ireland would have to get a bonus point win, without letting the English get a losing or try bonus.

Is there even any point watching the rest of this tournament?

>>74295076
We're winning all the rest of our games with bonus points lad

>>74295422
We're going to get a bonus point win against France, England have made a meal of scoring tries so far, I don't think they'll get one against Scotland.

>>74295353
Didn't the all blacks lose to llanelli and newport at one point?

>>74295613
More embarrassing than that they lost to the Irish side that lost to Scotland.

>>74295832
so did you tho

>>74295884
Yeah but the wobs lose to absolute pies all the time. They've lost to Scotland twice and Samoa in the last 5 years or so. The fact that Australia is even in the top 5 teams in the world is more of a testament to how shit NH rugby is than how good Australia is. We also don't hold ourselves out as being the best.

>another Christchurch earthquake
That's what you get for being cheating scumbags

Fox sports doing their very best to jinx the reds

http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/super-fast-start-key-to-igniting-optimism-in-reds-fans/news-story/9ff98161476c0021faf49e688bb859c8

>Should the Reds topple the Sharks and back it up on the road in Perth by beating the Western Force, they will be 2-0 heading into a blockbuster against the Crusaders at Suncorp Stadium on March 11.

Expect the reds to go 0-2 before beating the crusaders by a single point.

What sort of money would you want to move to Chch lads? My company is literally throwing the kitchen sink at me to move.

>>74297565
>Calling anything less than a 5 an earthquake
Could literally be mistaken for your mum walking down the stairs

>>74299010
Depends if anything in the area interests you as well.
Great mountain biking, great hunting, great fishing, great skiing, close to great places to get away for the weekend and it's the only city considered "big" or "main" in the SI so you get all the big concerts and events. Literally anything you could want to do is less than a couple of hours drive.
If none of that sort of stuff interests you there is little reason to move because you will be miserable the entire time you are there.

>>74299010
Tell your boss you'll do it for a hoon on his missus and see what he says.

>>74299501
elite opinion

Manchester Street prozzies tbqh lads

>>74300225
Can't beat the manny trannies

>>74300346
Is manny describing their location or their physical features in this sentence?

>>74300788
Both

Last time I saw a manny prozzie was at 8am walking back home. "She" was wearing ugg boots, Tiger stripe dress and have a pink fluffy boa around "her'' neck probably hiding an Adams apple. "She" was a Maori "lady" in "her" late 40s, "she" looked absolutely ragged like the last 12 hours had been a drug fuelled orgie. I saw "her" step out of one car, walk to a power poll and by the time I was almost about to pass "her" a old fat Maori in a black holden ute stopped and picked "her" up.

>>74300964
Reminds me of Argentina. They call trannies "travesti" there and they're almost all members of the swimming team.

Just made some muscular elite superbru tips lads. Looking forward to dominating another season until some faggot memes his way to victory by exploiting the system.

>>74299687

Yea I'm into snowboarding and freshwater fishing. Would probably try and spend my weekends out of town, what's a bach worth on the coast in a decent location?

How's dating down there? Is there still always a squad of blondes trying to fuck the Crusaders, and are easy pickings after 1am?

>>74300165

10 years ago I probably would have said that's a good idea... Now, not so much.

>>74267309
Your times are an hour off.

>>74267637
Aussie titles:
Reds 1
Waratahs 1
Brumbies 2

Kiwi titles:
Blues 3
Chiefs 2
Hurricanes 1
Highlanders 1
Crusaders 7

Saffa titles:
Bulls 3

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what did kiwis do to hoopah?

>>74303070
>he doesn't start watching a full hour before kickoff
Found the casual lads.

>>74303395
Got to catch sumo pre match 2bh

>>74303070
Yeah that's weird. Just noticed. Fuck superxv.com I guess.

>>74303307
>tfw first country to have all teams win a title

Feels good man

Can't find the sky remote and the channel is stuck on a league replay

*Seethes*

>>74280162
This coming from a country that is owned by another country.

3 days and 3 hours lads.

If this post is trips a new golden age of /rug/ will dawn and we will finally see the world in union.

>>74303558
Leave Lesser Britain alone. His big strong brother Great Britain isn't here to protect him

>>74303342
Julian Savea's little brother is the chocolate equivalent of Pooper only better. He actually gets involved at the ruck instead of just standing next to it. Neither of them should be opensides. They are fast, good tacklers and good ball runners but that's about it.

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>>74303830

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>>74304245
>>74304270
I assume "turnovers conceded" actually
Means turnovers forced rather than times they've conceded a turnover, but no one makes a halfway decent rugby player stats database.

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>based Hayden Paddon

>>74304357
Kill another camera man?
Making WRC Group B again

>>74303508
Maybe your mum hid it.

>SR kicks off at 9.45pm on a fucking Thursday
reeee tßh

>>74304399
Trying to compete with NRL times? Don't they have retarded games at that time too?

>>74304407
Normal prime time in Aussie I guess, but we're shit out of luck. I don't understand the Thursday game at all.

>>74304430
It's an underperforming team in Melbourne. Probably trying to avoid a clash with the women's afl or something.

>>74304443
quiet reee tßh

>>74304443
Force reds next Thursday
And after that there isn't a single Thursday game from what I can see. What is happening at both those grounds to force the changes?

>>74304500
Melbourne, then Perth.
Must be AFL on Friday

>>74304529
And then no Friday AFL for the rest of the year?

What's stopping rugby from doing a club championship like league is doing atm?

>>74304551
fuck knows m8

>>74304314
>I assume tries conceded means the amount of tries they've actually scored

Christ you're thick

>>74304399
>Friday, 24 February: Melbourne City FC v Sydney FC AAMI Park 7:50pm
IT'S A FUCKING SOCCER GAME REEEEEEE
FUCKSTRALIA

>>74304399
who /sicky/ here lads

>>74304943
Nah always get btfo for blatant Mon or Fri sickies.
I can get up almost an hour later on Fri so should be ok. Game will finish 11.30 or so.

>>74304819
It makes no fucking sense to have turnovers conceded in a tab called "defence and discipline". The fact that you give up a turnover is no indicator of discipline or defence.

tenner on reds losing in the grand final

>>74304748
the same thing thats stopping that north vs south hemisphere match they were going on about a few years ago.

scheduling

>>74305055
That would be a retire early type pay out

>>74304748
The fact that you need to coordinate more than 2 countries to organise it.

Fantasy lads, this is your reminder you have 3 days to get your team sorted. Whatever your team is when the first game starts is what you're stuck with for the week. No byes til week 3 so you should aim to put a strong team in and target undervalued players that you can trade for a profit in week 2 and 3.

>>74305103
Not really. Reds are only paying 21 to win the whole thing. Actually 210 aud would probably be enough to retire on in nz.

>>74305121
Oh you mean like that. I was thinking more along the lines of picking their game correctly each week so you could pick them to lose the final. Because there is no "to make it into and loose the final" option

>>74305121
$210 would you get a taxi ride from the airport to central Auckland and a modest meal.

>>74305239
>kiwis think you can catch a taxi from Brisbane to Auckland

>poopeelia

Just went for my first run since the ankle surgery lads. Going to be a long way back to match fitness.

>>74305252
>Aussie reading comprehension
The amalgamated city states of you

>>74305286
/anklebro/
I fucked mine up in september playing squash and it's still not 100%

>>74305490
I did mine in may and it's still swollen. Flexibility is far less than it used to be.

>>74303830
Both of them are a poor man's Tipuric

>>74305670
>super rugby championships: 0
>rugby championship wins: 0
>world cups: 0
>john eales medals: 0

kek.

>>74305745
>/rug/'s guy of the year : 10

What's your dream RWC Pool of death lads?
Mine:
South Africa
Scotland
France
Italy
Japan