/heem/: a fucking leaf edition

fuck brendan schaub

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Schaub is God

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>>74265410
>>74265411
B
T
F
O

3th

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>>74265392
>that reporter interviewing Tumenov

i feel kind of bad for him, he's so nervous and then he fucks things up even more by making a mistake like that

>>74265411
Who is that bald headed fuck

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>>74265419
>Throws a great spinning elbow
>Goes in for the kill
>Gets Heemed

SCHAUB

>>74265459
Joe Rogan :^)

>>74265459
Joe Rogan, play by play commentator for the UFC

>>74265506
>>74265511
Yeah I figured I'd get that reply. /Heem/ yourselves

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>>74265607
calm down, dude
it's sad that you don't care about your life, but there must be someone in your life that does
i hope things get better for you

>>74265607
>i will kill him if you give me his personal info i don't care about my life
kek holy shit dude

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In what round will the GOAT heem Cub?

is GSP actually back lads?

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>>74265702
you're mistaken
actually, we're in the real thread right now

>>74265703
yeah
he's been officially signed by the UFC

>>74265717
>yeah he's been officially signed by the UFC

wew does Dana let him fight for the belt like he did with Rhonda or does he let him wrestlefuck some can?

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>>74265726
Both Bisping and Woodley seem receptive to fighting him
I think that with WME-IMG running things, it's a real possibility that he's going to get a title shot.

>>74265392
nice op sperg

>>74265753
Fuck off pleb

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>>74265753
calm down, please
for both of our sakes and for the sake of everyone who uses this general

what the hell is going on

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>>74265785
one person is really, really angry that the mods deleted a 40+ post early, garbage thread, and haven't deleted the decent, on topic thread

>>74265799
so hes throwing a temper tantrum because his early thread got deleted?

wew

>>74265785
"The crowd is chanting 'fedor fedor'...that means 'FEDOR'"

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>>74265812
yep
he does this a lot, as well as randomly spamming scat and gore for no reason
he's a very sad person, and he seriously lowers the quality of these threads

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qt

>>74265812
dude, they do this all the time, are you new?

Also: Crylov got released? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Why does WME hate the LHW division so much? Did jon jones fuck Ari's wife?

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There is literally no one decent GSP can heem. Why is he doing this? Just so Johny gets his rightful win?

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For those of you who don't know

>“When you start blaming others for your situation, like I see all these people screaming at these politicians”—he was in New York to fight Alvarez, he says, right after the election. The streets were full of anti-Trump protesters. “And I was like, ‘It’s the wrong mind-set!’”

>So you’re saying it doesn’t matter if it’s Donald Trump or if it’s somebody else?

>“No! It doesn’t. People like to blame others. I think a person should just look at their own situation, look around them, find out what they wish to do, and seek and go and do that. And that’s it. I was in New York when all of that was going down, the protests in New York with the Trump thing. It’s like, ‘Trump, out!’

>Right. Donald Trump might not affect my life or your life much. But I think it might be very different for other people.

>“Yeah, but you think it’s actually him that’s gonna…? Everybody’s just pointing at him, and I don’t know. Rather than putting your energy into pointing the finger at somebody else, figure out what it is you need to do and do it, and do it right, and get it done, and get your situation right. And if a person does that, then their life will get better. Standing on a fucking picket…I don’t know.”

BASED CONOR

http://deadspin.com/conor-mcgregor-is-exactly-the-rich-showy-asshole-you-th-1792457697

>>74265913
I bet he is gonna get Magney first honestly

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Just wanted to let you all know despite these current threadwars i STILL love every here, the autism won't be contained, the spergouts will not be silenced,Canada's frustration will continue,the OP's will continue to be well informed. Have a good night all

>>74265938
It's only 8 o'clock lol

>>74265938
Is there bigger husbando mode than DC?

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>>74265938
thanks for the enjoyable read

no stream for Jones vs Gunn?

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Is this the right thread?

>>74265938
DC is my favorite fighter

>>74265981
Yes obviously

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>you tink germayn won? olly won bitch, step up ese

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Anyone have LFA stream?

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>>74266011
Is it though?

>>74265981
no, these are:

>>74265692
>>74265735
>>74265758
>>74265571

/heem/ really needs to move to >>>/asp/, you dumb fucks make this shitty general as bad as mandrama threads

>>74266043
I bet he's hoverhanding both of them.

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>>74266011
This one says official >>74265758
So it's probably this one

>>74266047
>>74266097
why are people in this thread so autistic? i keep seeing like 10 different 1 reply /heem/ generals in the catalog, what's the deal?

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC FIGHT NIGHT 105

Derrick Lewis vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia vs. Gavin Tucker
Elias Theodorou vs. Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann vs. Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci vs. Paul Felder

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>>74266108
>why are people in this thread so autistic?
Because it's an MMA thread my man

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>>74266115
Lewis
Hendricks
Tucker
Theodorou
Mcmann
Felder

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>>74266115
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Ferreira
McMann
Felder

when is LFA starting?

anyone have a working LFA stream link?

>>74266037
>2017
>appendectomy scar
nice 3rd world surgery

>>74266108
I'll be honest: of all sports enthusiasts (who are arguably a dumb lot to begin with), MMA attracts the lowest common denominator of this already mentally deficient subgroup. Literally the bottom of the retard barrel. Most of them don't even know the basics of MMA, they just jerk off to UFC personalities and stale memes. Not saying it's right or wrong, just that this is the way it is.

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taima is playing LFA now

lol is there any MMA you support with your money?

>>74266361
My gym

>>74266338
plus seemingly everyone here steals the service lol

Stream for LFA?

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>>74266115
Hapa
Yoels brother
gavin
the czar cezar
vince mcman
felder

>>74266380
http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/512082/1/watch-lfa-4---aguilar-vs-jackson.html

>>74266401
Not working

What the fuck is WME doing with the LHW division. I can understand wanting to cut guys who aren't performing to save costs, but what is the logic behind cutting the only two up and comers in your weakest division? Both of whom have great recent records? Cormier is probably a couple fights from retirement, Jones is a fuckup who will probably move to HW if he ever makes it back into the octagon. That leaves what, Rumble?

It almost feels like they're moving towards cutting the entire LHW division. I can't see why else you'd deliberately sabotage its future like that, unless you don't give a fuck because you know that LHW won't exist in a year's time anyway.

>>74266448
works for me unironically

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>>74266115
Lewis via R1 KO
Hendricks via UD
Tucker via R1 TKO
Theodorou via UD
McMann via UD
Felder via UD

>>74266361
your Mom's Mattress Action

>>74266489
shut up big nose

>>74266507
at least something on me is big

>>74266361
I pay for PPV, i'm not a commie.

>>74266517
american beds are too big 4 u

>>74266523
Bet you're a lil manlet

>>74265913
One word: Nick Diaz.
How about that huh? Did I blow your mind?

>>74266449
they are going to start from scratch and build noobs up like sage northcutt, they cost alot less to hire. They realize 4 billion was way too much, wouldn't be surprised if that's why Goldberg was let go pretty sure he was paid well before

>>74266530
bet you can't even own guns without committing a felony

>>74266553
nah we can, just need a license
no need for one though, don't live in a third world country

Anderson vs GSP

>>74266563
>just need a license

my sides

Always wondered, what is AXS TV? Is it some sort of cable channel? Does it belong to some other channel?

>>74266566
this

With the return of GSP it means Canada is the face of MMA again = stock of leaf posters go up 200%

Anyone have some Andrea KGB Lee webms? I need to fap to her before she fights on LFA

> also join me on rabbit: https://www.rabb.it/r/k9rhor

>>74266578
Yeah it's crazy, you need a license to drive a car and also to own a gun. What are these lawmakers thinking?
I'm sure if I were you not having a gun by me at all times would be very frustrating as I'd be constantly on the verge of shooting myself for being a miserable manlet dicklet

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>Morning Report: Michael Bisping says Anderson Silva is ‘tarnishing his legacy

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/2/17/14646688/morning-report-michael-bisping-says-anderson-silva-is-tarnishing-his-legacy-goat

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>>74266563
>no need for one
lol this line always cracks me up
your people have been shit for thousands of years

Would Khabib be able to out grapplefuck GSP?

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>>74266622
says the guy ducking number 1 contenders, i really try to like this guy

>>74266621
Get a load of this statist.

Do you think you will ever have a relevant MMA fighter?

Fucking zilch.

>>74266621
ahahaahhahahahahahaha

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>>74266627
if they were the same weight, absolutely

>>74266622
Its true

Silva is being a bitch who can't handle a loss to Bisping. I love how he didn't mind his "win" against Brunson either

>>74266621
there was some italian prospect on one of the recent cards

I smiled when he got btfo :^)

>>74266621
Stop being such a statist cuck, you're embarrassing us Europeans.

>>74266624
>his "people" didn't even exist 300 years ago
get a load of this guy

>>74266630
Probably not, nobody gives a shit about mma here.
Vettori's got a shot at being decent though, he seems like a good athlete and is training at Kings now.

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>>74266681
alessio di chrico

>>74266681
he's still green, needs to improve

>>74266683
I'm happy people don't have free access to guns here. We're better off that way.
Our government is too incompetent and fragmented to even last a full term, let alone become dictatorial.
Clean toilets.

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>>74266664
>Both 5'10
>Both walk around at about 185-195

Khabid and Georges would both be great in a 165 lb division

>>74266717
I think the only thing holding Khabib back at WW is his reach

>>74266777
way off buddy

>tfw rigg heems roidbard

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Who does she murder first?

>>74266855
There's literally only two chicks for her to murder

>>74266802
I could see it, MW Pigg might have his power back in a big way. It also doesnt help Lombard that Hendo did some serious work on his chin with those sledgehammer elbows

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fartfu dropping #TRUTHBOMBS

>>74266885
there's also le overhyped sloppy punches trap looking lady

I'm feeling very generous tonight, /heem/; in fact I think I'm gonna give out some free money. Here you go:

Browne
Sicilia
Hendricks
McMann

rda vs robbie lawler? i know robbie been in lot wars in his last 5 fights but i cant wait for him to come back he is fucking motherfucker

>>74266920
FOTY candidate, but you give RDA some can like Rick Story so he can climb the rankings.

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>>74266901
>Browne
>Sicilia
>>>Sicilia

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>jon is a criminal waste of potential
>rumble is a roidhead who ducked a mw
>dc fought the GOAT and 30-27'd him with ease

Who goes for a run every morning here?

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>>74266897
>yfw she goes on a title run and becomes the female woodley

>>74266901
>Sicilia
>Sicilia
>Sicilia
>Sicilia
>Sicilia

>>74266952
Good pic, friend

>>74266965
I like her but she's not good enough or bigg enough for that

>>74266946
>>74266965
Sicilia does look to be a full weight class larger than Tucker

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>>74265511

whooooooshhhhh!!!!!

>joke goes over americans head again

>conor smokes

and dropped

>>74267015
b-but
>Sicilia

>>74266996
but it was he who was making a joke m8

>>74267035
fuck I gotta go to sleep

>>74267022
go away mom it's friday night

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>>74267046
>its friday night

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>>74267059

>>74265459
Jimmy Burke

He's basically Callen's muse. They were friends growing up in NYC, and Callen has built a career off of mimicking his speaking style and humor. Rogan once got mad because he was visiting Bryan's friends in NYC and a group of them asked if he'd met Jimmy yet, and basically told him Callen is a cheap imitation of this person. But then Rogan met Jimmy and knew exactly what they meant.

Jimmy once slapped a big guy in the face for no reason and ran into another room to escape. The guy chased after him and found Jimmy on all fours with his buttcheeks spread open begging to be fucked. He was so disgusted that he turned around and left without beating him up.

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>>74266115
Lewis
Lombard
Tucker
Theodorou
Mazany
Felder

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>>74267076
Rebecca Black is Robin Black's daughter. Legit

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question, should i not take picks for this fight night? i see the ms paint guy is taking picks but has been taking picks for a week and barely has any but heem has been slow so idk

>>74267205
heem has been pretty slow. You should do it for 209 though

>>74267205
/heem/ is just an extension of /r/mma
Go get everyone's pick from /r/mmapredictions

>>74265938
DC is goodman

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so since dutch girl is dodging, Cyborg vs Megan is confirmed right? Can Megan take down the beast?

my roommate went out with friends from work now i'm sipping boxed wine and listening to ween thinking maybe i should make at least one more friend

>>74267321
megan is trash senpai

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goodnight lads

>>74267321
no

>>74267321
This hunchback queen will get mauled by Cybrog

>>74267321
Her best bet is to sign the contract and then pray to God that Cyborg gets USADA'd before the fight.

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>>74267373

>New York ref

>>74267382
tfw from new york so i have to go up into the mountains to see UFC buffalo because theyre probably never going to have an event in ny ever again

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>>74266115
Browne
Lombard
Tucker
Ferreira
Mazany
Felder

>“Well you know, things are obvious,” Winkeljohn continued when pressed as to why he believes Cyborg should sit out for a year. “And people are always worried about hurting people’s feelings, but if you look at her over her career, her body did change as time went on. There’s a reason why it changed. That’s it. It’s black and white. Let’s not lie about it, let’s not be politically correct. It’s not about hurting feelings. So now it’s not just that they’re on things and they get the fight time, but density has changed, structures have changed of your body, bone structure has changed. These things are effected by cheating and we can’t go back, but at least let’s go with keeping things clean for a year so at least the muscles are not getting enhanced as such. I think it’s only fair. It’s simple and I’m sick and tired of worrying about hurting people’s feelings.”

sounds like Wink is a Trump guy

Give me a breakdown of Dillashaw's strengths and weaknesses and a pick on Garbrant/Dillashaw Please

>>74267615
we're not doing your homework for you

>>74267634
I don't want to watch manlet fights in retrospect.

Cruz is a fucking munter and he beat him so he can't be that good

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All memes aside.

Is he really the best P4P striker?

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>>74267658
no

>>74267658
Nah. Just a counter puncher with the hand of god

>>74267658
Nope
> Jone Jones
> No Love
> Wonderboy
> Nate Diaz

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>>74267677
>Nate Diaz

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>>74267658
Glad to see these mods are being careful

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>>74267717
>reported for ban evasion

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Emelianenko vs Mitrione
Thomson vs Freire
Kongo vs Thompson
Koshcheck vs Alonso
Mayo vs Arteaga

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>>74266115
Lewis
Lombard
Sicilia
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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WHEN THE FUCK IS JON JONES COMING BACK

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>>74267658
ha

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>baiting for yous like this is /b/ in multiple threads
fucking pathetic

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/ufc-fight-night-105-staff-picks-is-everyone-on-board-the-derrick-lewis-hype-train?utm_source=fb-UFN105STAFFPICKS
>MMA fucking Junkie
Go large on Trav

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>>74267859
do you also think mazany is gonna win?

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>>74267883
>dat nose

>>74267906
lol its like someone magnified the tip

>>74267883
fuck no i already chucked hundo's on man and the mick
they are just hype feeders

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dad bod looking STRONG

most important fighter attributes:

1. reach
2. southpaw

>>74266897
Grasso actually has a win in the UFC though..we all know these rankings are a farce but Hill needs to do more than fart and lose to get ranked, somebody should tell her that

>>74267948
1. chin
2. stamina

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post em

>>74268001

>Lewis
>Ferreira
>Ponzi

>>74267993
1. Russian
2. Be a heavyweight
> Miocic is the best russian fighter behind Fedor Emeloakiana

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>>74268007
>Theodorou
>Taleb

Theo is going to get ouclassed in every aspect of MMA and Taleb is going to get the fuck beaten out of him on the feet and all of his takedowns stuffed

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>Conor doesn't agree with me that Drumpf is Hitler, so he's a rich meanie ;_;

I'm not even a fan of Conor, but that deadspin article is cancer. I'm sure those protesters lives are the exact same as they were before they started protesting, and investing in themselves would have been a better use of their time. But why debate with someone when you can just attack their character for not agreeing with you?

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>>74267945
>>74268012
>mfw casuals don't realize that Fedor is a natural LHW
>mfw casuals don't remember Mitrione's Bellator fights or his fights with Travis Browne
>mfw casuals don't remember Fedor's fight with Fabio Maldonaldo

>>74268042
the funny thing about that fight is i bet black beast was happier after that fight than the rory nelson fight. he just wants to bang bro.no homo

>>74268042
Mitrione is a can, and I actually feel bad for the integrity of Bellator for making this matchup. Fedor is going to heem the fuck out of Mitrione. Mitrione's best win was his loss against the fucking meme fighter Travis Browne.

> casuals forgot that Fedor obliterated Maldobabo and easily decisioned him 30-27

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>>74268061
>Mitrione's best win was his loss

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>>74268061
>Mitrione's best win was his loss

>>74268069
>>74268075
You fucking plebs. My mind works in 12d, while yours are still stuck in 2d.

> LOSE TO MEME FIGHTER
> GET CUT
> TAKE THE EXTRAVAGANT BELLATOR DOLARES

Mitrione is a fucking can, he didn't even win the appeal either.

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>>74265629
are you implying i'm not actually a muslim

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>>74266920
Lawler-Cerrone
RDA-Masvidal

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Everybody, listen, listen to me, everybody, you must know this. This man is Muslim. Hahklak maklahka shalakhar!
You know this. Be careful.

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Anybody betting this weekend? I'm thinking of playing all the ex UFC guys on the bellator card, here is my ufc betslip
https://nitrogensports.eu/betslip/cca0e67SU9Pdml6NTV3eExJcUM0YTNhZmkyUT09/r/451269/

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>>74268097
>Hahklak maklahka shalakhar

that doesn't mean anything
do not joking about this

>>74268105

HENDRICKS
BROWNE
SANTOS
MCMANN
FELDER

DO IT

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post good post fight interviews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaF0TUvWEk0

im looking at the Manny Pacquiao vs. Timothy Bradley where Pacquiao won but the judges robbed him. They have a section for unofficial scorecards and i think thats cool. why doesnt mma have this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manny_Pacquiao_vs._Timothy_Bradley#Main_event_unofficial_score_cards

>>74268139
You can be a pioneer in the sport of MMA by heeming unofficial scorecards, but you decide to ask us? Fuck outta her boi.

>>74266082
>I will namerigg until Johny starts roiding again

Based. I can get behind this.

>>74268136
>beginning of year he talk like chicken
>end of year he fight for title
>3 years later he defend title

>>74268154
do you not know what heem means or do i just not understand the point youre trying to make?

>>74265392
nice thanks op

>>74268210
I can change its meaning anytime I want, you fucking momo. In this context heeming = creating. Jesus Christ dude, you probably thought McGregor won his second fight against Diaz.
> He didn't.

>>74268223
he goofed the cyborg is back link tho

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>>74266115
Travis Browne
Hector Lombard
Sam Sicilia
Cezar Ferreira
Gina Mazany
Alessandro Ricci

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>>74268232
>>74265392
oh shit, my bad

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/02/usada-clears-cyborg-justino-for-immediate-return-to-ufc

>>74268234
Whoa buddy, we're not allowing Trumposts here.

>>74268240
so fast lol

>>74268240
he does it for free

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lmao. shes legit fighting Megan next. im fucking hype

>>74268271
Oh no, Megan isn't experienced enough yet and her striking is still a bit sloppy

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>>74268271

>Megan is the biggest shitposter

>>74268315
one thing is for sure, she takes HUGE schaubs

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>>74266115
Derrick Lewis
Johny Hendricks
Sam Sicilia
Cezar Ferreira
Sara McMann
Paul Felder

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>>74267769
Mitrione
Thomson
Kongo
Alonso
Arteaga

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>>74268313
what you mean?

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>having to subtitle derrick lewis
>anything positive about travis is in the past tense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYrAm0rwVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYrAm0rwVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVYrAm0rwVo

Cyborg is biologically male

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>>74268347
nice that Joe took the time to BTFO Schaub in that promo

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>>74268358
You are the saddest motherfucker on this website. Worry about yourself jerk off.

>Your Fighter Nickname
>Your Walkout Song
>Your keys in the cage
>Your MMA record

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>>74268384
you seem a little cranky, I think its past your bedtime

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hey /heem/, what's up

>>74268136
Reminder that chicken is russian prison slang for bitch

who do you think GSP fights

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>>74268415

>>74268416
Anderson or Hendricks

>>74268408
stop making those stupid noises, what do ya have tourettes or something you ugly bitch go take someort steroids and grow your clit i bet your cuck husband loves it when you fuck jon jones under the octagon at jacksons then usada tests the pools of fluid

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>>74268425
They're friendly now dickwad. I love how you have an entire folder on your computer dedicated to being a hater. Must suck to be you.

>>74268423
what weight is george at because there's no way hendricks is touching 170 again

>>74268429
idk, he was willing to fight Bisping so I think he'd fight Hendricks at 185

>>74268427
i forgot about the noises. fuck you for reminding me

TSSH

TSSSH

>>74268428
Why DO you Scaub post? I mean he seems pretty based when I've seen him on JRE but you can't deny he's a fucking can

>>74268433
i think wme has bigger aspirations for him than hendricks

they probably had to pay big bucks to finally close the deal

>>74268392
Don't have one

Alice In Chains - a looking in view

What?

3-0

>>74268465
>he's a fucking can
he's not even a can anymore. he's an amateur podcast enthusiast

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>>74268441
At least I try to stay positive. At least I try to encourage others to stay positive. Your malicious and angry posts contribute nothing whatsoever to this general. I met Schaub at TFATK live and he was extremely nice to me. I don't expect to become his best friend, but I will stand up for him when others slander him because he doesn't deserve it.
>>74268465
He's not a can. He had barely any MMA experience before he was in the UFC and he beat former world champions. I post pictures of Schaub because I'm a huge fan. I don't like to see his name dragged through dirt. He helps me cope with daily stress. TFATK changed my life.

>>74268480
He's shit. His chin last what? 3 fights?

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>>74268482
Heavyweight is the hardest hitting division. Everyone in that division has been cracked hard. Stipe, JDS, Cain, Reem, you name it. Nobody goes through the heavyweight circuit and doesn't pay the price.

why do you have to bully canada in the OP

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>rogan says stop making a fool of yourself
>"ok massa"

>>74268484
>he beat former world champions
Name two.

Cro Cop was a fucking joke by the time he hit the ufc btw

>>74268408
>>74268436
listening to her fight reminds me of when I used to spam rolls to get around quicker in Legend of Zelda

HYUH HAH HYUH HAH HYUH HAH

>>74268471
reported for meme evasion

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>>74268492
Cro Cop and Arlovski

>it's 2:30 am do you know where your son is?
>he's posting pictures of another man and his child on a mongolian stamp collecting forum

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>>74268507
And you're sitting there h8ing

That's all the more sad and pathetic

>>74268506
>Champ of Silvia v Arlovski 34
>World champ
Pick one

>>74268515
why is schaub mainlining piss?

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>>74268530
And you're admittedly a cheeto fingered hater

>>74268530
Notice how Roy usually trys to call a ko without hitting an unconscious man? Just fucking Rails Schaub though

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>thread derailed to 200 straight posts about shawb. yep. good night fellas

>>74268538
Just a friendly reminder. It all started with a h8er.

>>74268358

>>74268546
God his brain must be fucked. Like he gets ko'd harder than anyone, just like fighting the invisible man or blatantly having no idea what's going on

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>>74266115
Lewis
Hendricks
Tucker
Theodorou
McMann
Felder

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gooby
<----

Man, this place really went to shit

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>>74268558
doesn't look like you been gooby'd don't worry I got it bud just sit back

gooby
<---

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>>74268558
Yeah its rough. Seems nice enough, just didn't have the attributes needed to be a pro fighter

>>74268555
>>74268564
conor vs gsp with one hand behind his back

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>>74268558
>>74268551
>>74268546
You will never achieve the things Schaub has. Lighten up, put on a smile. Hating gets you nowhere, as I'm sure you guys already know.

>>74268576
>You will never achieve the things Schaub has.
You're right I don't have brain damage. Perceptive of you

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>>74268588
They aren't married. Schaub is also very good with money. He will always have a fruitful source of income.

Why is Schaub such a beta with his opinions on Joe's podcast?

>says something
>Joe corrects him or disagrees
>agrees with Joe almost instantly

>>74268663
this combined with the fact that he's too dumb to form an educated opinion all by himself anyway

>>74268670
Rogan or Schaub?

>>74268682
Rogan. Schaub is actually intelligent.

>>74266622
Bisping is a fucking coward. He wants to hold that belt hostage and get some money fights in.

Dudes going online roasting Jacare saying how he looks weaker post USADA and how he shouldn't have to fight Steroid users like him and Romero and he should get the chance to fight for money.

Fuck Bisping. If you wanted to make money and retire you should have been a top 15 dude who trashes everybody trying to jump you in line and been a fan favorite. You wanted that belt you got the belt now be a Champion instead of hiding behind drug cheat excuses. I'm sure Bisping has doped too acording to Rampage

>>74268705
yea his resting pulse is suspiciously low

>>74268682
Schaub of course. Rogan is an opinionator extraordinaire, even when he's talking out of his ass.

Schaub literally has special-needs level IQ, and he attracts fans with similar intelligence levels.

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>>74268705
>letting roiders slide

Fuck off buddeh

>>74268705
30–7

>>74268705
>>74268730
Also reminder that he was 10-0 when he came to the UFC. That means he's 20-7 in the UFC

(I'm pretty sure)

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Michael Bisping, the natty GOAT

>>74268747
Herb looks completely lost during that entire clip, lmao

>>74268747
Clearly a ko victory for Silva

>>74268760
Cleary not. The guy has to non-responsive to get the fight stopped after the buzzer.

>tfw started watching old conor videos again
>tfw remember when he was cocky but still sort of humble

i m-miss old c-conor lads...w-will he return w-when khabib murders h-him?

>>74268747
>The legendary Spider attacking a man whose mouth guard dropped
>The legendary Spider steals victories from younger talent

Wish Weidman would break his other leg

>>74268789
He is still humble. He didn't insult Eddie after victory. Called him a warrior. Even said Jose was awesome after embarassing him

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The call that saved Cyborg's career.

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>>74268813
>retroactive exemption

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Reminder

First man to go undefeated in the UFC is going to be Ngannou

>>74268859
Hey listen. Listen. Give me your chicken.

>>74268859
White boys BTFO'd

>>74268859
I tried getting my girlfriend into UFC and MMA and she thought it was boring until I showed her Ngannou. Now whenever he is on the card she gets hyped

>>74268859
Such a despicablly early stoppage
Mihajlovic was gonna pull off a nasty triangle
Just more evidence of rigged refs pushing the UFC's agenda

>>74268271
kek

>>74268271
>people unironically think megan "cancrusher" will ever fight the borg
top jej right here men

>>74267883
Mazany is literally dying r1.

>>74268915
>two can crushers collide

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Fedor main card starts in 18 bongs 11 bings?

>>74269090
16 bongs

>>74269095
That's for prelims then right? They only go for 2 hours even with like 9 fights I believe
Is Chinzo/Jack May/anyone decent on the prelims? Wasn't intending to watch em

>>74268522
not piss, it's that dere Açai

>>74269136
Prelims start at 7 est which is 14 bongs from now

Maincard is 9pm est which is 16 bongs.

It's 5am right now.

>>74269146
Appreciate it my man

Fiver on Kos, Artaega, Kongo, Josh, Mitrione
See you heemsters then

>>74269167
My site isn't letting me do multis on Lellator?
Rigged fuckin bookies

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>>74266115
>Lewis
>Hendricks
>Tucker
>Ferreira
>Mcmann
>Felder

>>74269177
nope, bookies just know the results, like when bookies figure out who is going to win for the WWE

sports entertainment is weird

meanwhile in sport mma ellenburger's foot got stuck in a cage and olivera broke when max barely touched hm

>>74269136
Anatoly Tokov/Francisco France should be a good fight.

>>74269191
tokov is a regional guy, not ufc tier, could have gone 1-2 in ufc, but good enough for bellator to prop up.

fedor's replacement little brother

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/ourguy/ is back, boys!

Just look at his confidence, it's like the Johny who dominated GSP. He literally can't lose. I'm betting my house on him. And half the money I win, I'll send him to pay for gear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emAFCM0ILrA [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZsN-V-8f6Y [Embed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzP2P01QkzA [Embed]

Did Tyron say something about dudges bein RACIS'?

>>74269201
There are much worse fighters than him at MW in UFC. He can be top 15 IMO.

>>74269203
We herd lol

>le Fedor sweater meme

hahha look at me im so quirky XDDDDD

Also, USADA usually visits the figher, right? Why don't they just keep a bottle of clean piss in their bathroom?

>>74269268
they usually watch you pee I think

1:20 til ufc early weighins or 2:20?
Are we even getting ceremonials

>>74269226
lol no. he's not even top 5 MW in M-1

>>74269275
Then I'd always have a plastic bottle of piss in my ass with tube going under the penis. And when I squish my buttcheeks, the piss comes out.

>>74269294
i hear it's creepy

as in you aim poorly your giving them a golden shower. dream job for fetish freaks