ITT we post GOAT coaches of the future

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>>74263853

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>>74263853

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>>74263853

>>74263853
more like shitty comentator

>>74263853
nah, he is not a leader guy.
players wont follow him if he became a manager

john terry

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Pic related and Lahm

>>74267867
>oi you fucking paki, you call that a tackle?

>>74264807
meme post
surprised no one has posted Zlatan yet

>>74267879
>forever youth coach

>>74268032
This

The burger gets it

Based Moutinho will win Champions League with Porto in the late 2020s

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>>74263853

Lahm/Neuer/Schweinsteiger. One of those will eventuallly become a decent coach that'll have a shot at Bayern and/or German NT benches, I wonder who.

>>74268695
Lahm

Neuer won't give a fuck about being a coach, and Schweinsteiger will be a meme

>>74268327
too much of a drunkard.

Great coaches are usually (not always, but usually) shit players who had to compensate by studying.

>>74268695
Goalkeepers don't know how to train for real positions

Marchisio, no memes.

>>74267867
Too much ego to be the centre of attention

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>>74268749
"Clears throat"

>>74268800
I meant in relevant leagues

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>>74268816
"Clears throat once again"

>>74268032
>>74268593

screen cap this!

>>74268841
No need to screencap the obvious, Aquafresh.

Everybody knows that Moutinho will be GOAT of Porto.

After ending his footballer carrer in either Chinaor America, he'll come to Portugal to train the youth of Porto. Then, he'll either train Porto B or some small Portuguese team (Rio Ave, Guimarães, or even Portimonense), with which he'll end in 5th or win the cup.

Then, after a bad season by Porto, he'll become their coach for 3, maybe even 4 years. He will most likely win the win title always on those 4 years, and the Champions League in his final year.

This will lead him to Chelsea, where he win't be that successful, and will be sacked at the end of the year. By then, he may be called by Monaco, winning the title and doing a good campaign in the champions league. After that, he'll go to some Italian club like Milan or Inter or even Roma, winning the title and the Champions League with them, thus becoming their GOAT. That will grant him a chance by Real or Barcelona, or Atlético, where he won't be always winning, but will have a good team that performs good. A third Champions League may occur

Then, its national team time. He will develop Portugal national team well, probably winning an EURO. After that, he'll go to a Russian club, dominating the Russian league

He'll end his coaching carrer in the 2050s, rich as fuck in China

>>74268830
I also meant successful in relevant leagues

>>74263853
I agree. Hopefully he will coach Bayern one day.
Müllel will become an "expert" after his career is over, but a funny one.

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>>74268964
>4th in La Liga with Valencia
>not successful

>>74268742
Branko Zebec.

Also Pizarro will probably opt to become a scout instead of a coach whem he retires at age 55.

>>74267471
Bet you would have thought the same about Zidane, Pep or Ancelotti. Not everybody needs to be an alpha maniac in his player career to be a good coach

>>74268658
when you put it like that, Lamps

Evra will be a GOAT coach, screencap this

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In an SJW-fascist world, she comes back and gets revenge by reducing Chelsea to rubble, and ending Wenger's managerial career after a touchline scuffle

John Terry will be Chelsea's Roy Keane

>>74268658
>Germans would die for him
Some Germans want to kill him instead. Evens out.

Also what does everyone think of LCIM? He"d make a decent coach, I feel, but I think he wants some peace after his career is over.

>>74263853

MArky wahlberg will not be coaching anything in his life. Unless Bill belichick brings him on to do some assistant work.

>>74268695
>goalie as coach
Lahm is too beta
Schweini is too dumb

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>>74268998
Nah, >>74268748 is mostly right.
>Great coaches are usually (not always, but usually) shit players who had to compensate by studying.
This usually means they're CM/DM/CBs...players who had to "read the game"

What knowledge do super skilled attackers like LCIM/Messi/Tsuuu/Zlatan have to make a team better?
>"Just cut inside despite everyone knowing you will, and shoot an impossibly perfect placed shot"
>"Just dribble past everyone like they dont exist"
>"Just be faster, more athletic and better than literally everyone"
>"Just be a fucking giant who is the strongest player on the field, but at the same time, also be flexible enough to do meme taekwondo shit"

Anyway imo solid pick for future coach is pic related

PADOIN

>>74268998
I dont think LCIM knows anything about things like teamspirit, defending tactics, training schemes etc.

>>74269870
What about Zidane?

>>74263853
>le has beard and drinks wine meaning he's going to be a good coach

kek

>>74270106
But that's not Pirlo, anon

>>74268327
Milan will shitload of silverware under this guy.
Screencap this

>>74270104
>le play casemiro man

Inherited a great attack, strong back 4, and 2 of the 5 best CM's in the world.
Also lucked into some easy CL draws & lowkey shit Barca + Atleti in La Liga desu
Literally all he did was play Casemiro, which even the top minds at /sp/ knew was the right choice.

Tbf daddy Flo wouldn't have let any other manager (see: washed up fatass Benmemetiz) play Casemiro instead of James.

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after leaving ares

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>>74263853

>>74268998
I can already imagine what his offensive instructions would be

>>74271695
This. Xabi will coach Bayern, Juventus and Barcelona

>>74263920
>when you've only got 15 minutes to talk to your team but you need to spend 10 on the bog

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screencapping all of this, you guys are gonna look so dumb when I repost these 70 years from now after these people die without having had a great coaching career

>>74271900
Does he really want to take three such difficult jobs? Maybe throw Celtic in too.

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He gets criticized alot for being too selfish, but once he gets his technique down, he will win matches alone for his team. Really clutch player to watch out for.

>>74264807
He has said that he doesn´t want to be coach

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>>74269656
It's exactly the other way around, though.
Lahm never had a thought in his life that wasn't put into his head by a BILD editor.

Schweini is a much more well rounded individual who was the real captain for Bayern and Germany, the guy his teammates looked to when things didn't go well, but he stood in the background when Lahm started to fulfill his midget power fantasy from ca. 2010 on.

In another timeline Schweini would have been the GOAT Spielführer for Germany and Lahm would have shut his stupid mouth and just played football and fucked off after his career ended. But no, we are yet to see a lot more from this midget faggot.

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>>74274728
I just said why they don´t make GOOD coaches

>>74268971
>4th with the 4th best team
wew what a coach

>>74275316
Whoever made this have no idea how people actually age. You don't just get slightly grey areas in your air, theres a whole metamorphosis with the face and skull as you get on.

>>74268771
the 2 best managers in the world have the biggest ego in the world

>>74275887
Conte doesn't have an ego

>>74275912
he was not mentioned by Jamaica

>>74268658
Cech speaks 5 languages, bi implies only 2. English German, Spanish, French, and Czech

>>74275912
Conte is an elite manager who hasn't won the champions league yet, like Simeone. Once they do win it theyll probably think they're hot shit too, because that's probably the only thing left for them to win to steal the limelight away from Pep and Mou

Think Xavi would make a good coach. He'd just be Pep 2.0 with his bullshit press, utopian possession wins games style and tactical naivety, but if he finds GOAT players to carry him to trophies like Pep did he might make something of himself

>>74276020
Wrong

>Iniesta would be Pep 2.0
>Xavi would be Enrique 2.0
>Xabi would be Del Bosque 2.0

>>74275961
>take jewe from serie b back to serie a and completely dominate it at that
>take a dog shit italy to the euro's and in to the quarters only defeated because of a retarded zaza meme pen
>taken chelsea 10 points clear in "le hardest league in le world" after 24 games

He might not be a cup memer, but he's the only coach in the world right now that can guarantee you long-term sucess. Mouyes is a meme that dies in his 3rd season (first in this one le mao), Pep is a fraud, Ancelotti has been exposed, Zidane has inherited the most expensive squad in the world. Point is, Conte offers something no one else can; Passion, attacking football, genuine love for the game, stability, positive press, sensible spending, youth devolpment and finally a fucking lovable personality. Best manager in the world imo

>>74263853
Super mario

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>>74276266
You mean...


...him?

Modric

>>74276106
>>take jewe from serie b back to serie a and completely dominate it at that
are you fucking retarded or you actually think that happened?

face it, Conte is a meme who shit his pants whenever the CL anthem starts playing.
His stuff won't make his hair grow back, and won't make his players perform twice a week, even less at CL level.

He'd be wise to go as soon as he clinches the PL

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>>74275827
you must be fun at parties

>nobody mentioning esteban cambiasso

>>74276106
>lovable

>antonio ggonte
>lovable

wow

>>74277043
nice reddit post, upvoted

>>74264807
he do be Simeone tier abusing eeryone in the bench

>>74277080
1 - 7

>>74271972
is there a more beautiful man on earth? yes homo

There's no correlation between playing ability and managing ability. 90% of managing is basically just being a good a boss and dealing with egos.

>>74277148
thanks Mr. Zidane for your input

>>74271596
Memes aside, those are a shit ton of variables for Zidane to have lucked out with Madrid. Just because you inherit a good squad doesn't mean you don't have to coach at all to make the team play good.

>>74268327
>Reddit: the player

>>74273345
*cuts inside to win everything*

>>74276488
>>take jewe from serie b back to serie a and completely dominate it at that
Yeah >>74276106 is a real special brand of retard

>>take a dog shit italy to the euro's and in to the quarters only defeated because of a retarded zaza meme pen
let's see
>Doesn't use a 3rd sub
>Subs in a player for the sole purpose of taking penalty
>Clearly picks the wrong guy
This is considered excellent management

>>taken chelsea 10 points clear in "le hardest league in le world" after 24 games
>Inherits a title winning team from year before last that has no midweek games
>Is nowhere near 'le hardest league in le world'

Can't wait to see him finish 3rd in the group stages of CL behind Napoli and Porto next season

>>74272033
Mhm

>>74268932

>2050
>not coaching in the mars league

>>74268980
>Zidane
alpha

>Pep or Ancelotti
agree

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>All these wrong opinions ITT

So close yet so fucking far. The real Spanish midfielder who'll turn into a GOAT is actually Arteta. Fits in with a lot of the things you'd want.
>>74277148
Already showed he's good at that at Arsenal and Everton.
>>74276020
Fits this without the negative aspects since he's played at teams that aren't always dominant so knows how to be pragmatic and not just meme posession all the time.
>>74275933
Speaks 7 languages.
>>74268771
Doesn't have a toxic ego.
>>74268748
Was never elite and always willing to move positions to fit what teams wanted of him. Went from a DM to a CM to an AM to a DM in his career.

Also has an excellent eye for youth
http://www.squawka.com/news/arsenals-versatile-alex-iwobi-is-an-unusual-talent-says-mikel-arteta/585069

And most importantly, he's a handsome motherfucker who is not a PR nightmare. Willing to put money on him winning one of the big 5 leagues in the next 6 years. Screenshot this

>>74276488
>>74277738
this 'he's shit in Europe' statement seems to be based on him dropping out of a group with Galatasaray in it, while people forget that game on a destroyed pich really should have never happened.

Conte went undefeated with fucking Vucinic and co. up top. Having a good defense will win you a league title sure ,but having a shit attack won't get you very far in Europe. Even ultra defensive teams that won like Inter had oodles of firepower up top.

His best run was quarters in 2013 when he lost to Bayern, who won the whole thing. That's not very bad for having 2 seasons in the UCL as a manager

>>74276292
Mario Balotelli

>>74268658
>May forget english players
How is that bad?

Xabi vs Xavi is going to be the great battle in 10 or 20 years

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>>74268327
>tfw you get pirlo as a coach and never have to do warm-up again

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One of them will train Poland. We are already above Włochy and Anglia. Wonder how would it be then. Also.
>they were supposed to be /ourguys/ forever now they are gone and Pishchek is all alone

>>74268993
>t. Opressed arab girl married at 14

>>74284334
Undefeated = not losing. Having a shitty attack isn't the end of the world, but still impressive that he managed it. Matri/Elie/Vucinic weren't terrible for them though, but yeah, not great. Like /currentyear/ chelsea, they didn't have to play in Europe.

Rest of the team has a great core: Buffon/BBC defense/Marchisio+Vidal+Pirlo (3 of the 10 best midfielders in the world). That's a insanely talented team. Except for Pirlo they're all still world class.

And his Serie A competition was terrible, they finished just 4pts above Milan who had:
- Ancient fuckers (Abbiati, Gattuso, Seedorf, Van Bommel, Nesta, Inzaghi)
- Shit players (Aqualani, Mexes, Nocerino, Boateng, Cassano, Robinho)
- Good players who were hurt the entire season (Pato, Flamini)
And finally
- Actually good players: Thiago Silva, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. That's it.
And Juve only finished 4 pts clear

TBF TO CONTE: Going undefeated is still hard, I realize that. The Galatasary game was a complete joke, I agree.

BUT: they would have gone through, if they hadn't dropped points to fucking Copenhagen. And getting to QFs vs Munich is good, but they played Celtic in Ro16 to get there. Bottom line is, as soon as he left, the results in Europe started looking much better. Afaik, most Juve fans much prefer Allegri to him. Might be wrong about that though

>>74263853

I see him more in the role of occassional commentator

>>74265845
This.
>>74268327
He'll try it and people will try to dick ride him but he'll be just a meme

Why do former forwards make shit managers? Seems to me most good managers have played in e defensive position in their playing career.

>>74291879
They require better tactical/spatial awareness during their playing careers

>>74291879
most GOAT managers are midfielders. It's the position that requires the most football knowledge and thinking.

>>74285602
This

>>74267879
Henry is going to be so bad at coaching, he will probably cause a gravitational singularity and destroy the Earth.

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Incredibly underrated.

>>74297074
I have his chelsey chersey, love that guy, but it all went downhill after the WC

>>74297158
wtf chelsea jersey

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Always thought Puyol would make a good coach.

>>74297373
I thought Roy Keane would make an amazing coach

>>74268327

Isn't his most famous quote about how little he prepared for the world cup final? Doesn't really seem like GOAT coach talk.

>>74286753
Juve's strikers probably would start for Watford at best in England. For a top team in Europe that attack is mediocre at best.

Honestly their competition back then still sounds better than what Allegri is up against. Serie A has, excluding Juve and Roma, really fallen off a lot since Conte won the league.

Allegri is good, but I think he profits a lot off the system Conte had in place, while replacing mediocre players with good ones and reaping rewards. Conte only had Tevez, meanwhile Allegri had a better Tevez, and Morata to pitch in, as you can see, a lot better than fucking Matri or Vucinic. Now he has Higuain, the best striker in the league by far, and Dybala who is immensely talented.

Bottom line, Conte doesn't have a big enough sample size for European perforances, Allegri is good but overrated for the finals run in 2015

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>>74275827
What kind of autist would nitpick this