Eternal Arsenal Thread

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Arsenal is hiring you say?

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>>74259979
>hello buyern my old friend...

>>74259721
>>Do you really want to see Arsenal counter attacking against better teams?
>Yes. Yes, I would. That's a good way to beat the better teams

how about playing an actual CM on the side? when i saw it was xhaquelin out there i knew >we were most likely in for a long afternoon/evening because >we couldn't get the ball up into the buyern half for most of the game.

it's downright criminal that >wheelchair is finally having a healthy/fit season.... for somebody else on a non-returnable loan. being defensively stout doesn't matter if you're not going to be able to consistently bring up the ball into the opponent's half/box and have opportunities to score...

...and then when you actually do that you not only have ox in the side [someone who will always turn the ball right over] but then you'll also have iwobi playing like ox, so literally 1/2 of your attacking players are walking turnovers.

i know other people were saying it first but this would have been a perfect game to start welbeck over ox/iwobi beacuse 1) he's got pace 2) he'll always track back and put in a professional shift and 3) he actually has been finishing pretty damn well [for him] in limited appearances this season.

>>74259955
>american OP
>meme OP
>edition
>3 posts
>3 american posts
>autism bro is active

WENGER OUT

Is it too much to ask for a tactically competent manager who will try to motivate players when they fuck up or aren't trying?

>>74260050
>it's downright criminal that >wheelchair is finally having a healthy/fit season

didnt he get injured last game?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/17/arsene-wenger-manage-next-season-arsenal-somewhere-else

>>74260184
It hasn't been confirmed. Our guy Eddie said he was just feeling his ankle a bit so they took him off as a precaution, but there hasn't been any news since. Hope he's okay.

>>74260050

welbeck and giroud should have started with ozil and iwobi benched

welbeck for the reasons you state, giroud because he could be used as an outlet - then you have 3 attackers who will work + cause their defence problems

chamberlain should have played cm (3 cms to match theirs to not be outnumbered as well as just outclassed) as he had done well there the past couple of games

ozil has become a problem, he is too good talent wise compared to most of the squad to really argue he should not play, but he is a liability against stronger opponents due to his laziness - he is also obviously wenger's favorite

Arsenal are shit lol

>>74260050
i mean, hasn't that been the norm?
>guy limps from injury to injury while at arse
>leaves
>gets injured once a year if that
Arsenals retarded physios/training methods have cost them more than anyone can imagine

>>74260213

This

>Wenger staying
Which non English team should I switch to lads? I'm debating on either Monaco or Sevilla

>>74260164
i didn't make the luis enrique post desu. i only made this thread because a new thread was needed and i didn't want AR53NA1 guy to prevail.

>>74260235
i honestly wonder what it is.... inept physios? something fundamentally wrong with the training regime? it can't be a 100% coincidence that wilshere went bournemouth and [i believe] only got hurt against city on monday. and seriously, what kind of hubris is it that you're going to enter a season with only 30+ cazorla and perma-[4-6 weeks] ramsey as your only CMs?

i think wenger bought into his own meme where he figured he could will el-neny/xhaka into a proper box to box CM after a couple'a successful games with 2 holding mids against lesser opposition last season.... but the results speak for themselves and you find out on wednesday that xhaka led the bundesliga in cardings FOR THE LAST THREE SEASONS before coming over to arsenal last summer. >fuckin ell m8

>>74260210
>welbeck

>>74260276
Roma la

>>74260276
>Sevilla

Fuck those pikeys, choose Betis

>>74260304
>the Italian Arsenal
No plus with Monaco I have the Falcao connection and he's in Eldrich god tier form again too

>>74260210
>ozil has become a problem

he's the epitome of the "mental midgets" that have comprised this arsenal side for ~5+ years desu. remember months back when there were headlines about how ozil would only re-sign with arsenal if he got confirmation that wenger was also extending? how much you wanna bet that ozil wants wenger around because arsene will coddle him and, example, make up a bullshit "thigh injury" to give him a couple'a weeks off after he bottles a pen at buyern in the 13-14 CL?

i think ozil knows that just about any manager other than wenger would have either shunted him off to the wings and/or benched him outright for being ineffective/shit by this point, so that's why he needs wenger to stick around... wenger will always play "his guys" no matter how shit they are, or especially no matter how good the other people who should be in the starting XI are playing (see/free: Lucas)

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>Arsene Wenger says he will definitely be managing next season, whether that is at Arsenal "or somewhere else".

>Arseblog post on reddit

Why not here lads, we post better content than rgunner

>implying it's Mesuts fault and not the midfield behind him
If we had Santi or Jack along with somebody like Krychowiak there he would be in good form again. Him constantly having to move deeper into the midfield to get the ball takes him out of any attacks when we do regain possesion

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Arsenal must be singn a new manager because actualy arsenal player have good performance but i dont now the mentality always down if meet big team in uefa champions leguage. . And want kick out alex oxlade chamberlain he always blunder i have watch twice he make blunder fatal when meet as monaco in 2016 and now meet bayern. Please arsenal don't wasted money for player like him.

>>74260336
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>ar5na1

>>74260318
As I recall, Ozil only signed for Arsenal in the first place because of Wenger. He's more attached to him than to the club

>>74260375
He can fuck off too then

>>74260318

i dont buy into the lucas is great/deserves to be starting meme, he looks ok but probably wouldnt be out of place playing for southampton, everton etc

feels like people overrating a player just because he's on the bench and nicked a few goals and other people are being a bit shit

https://twitter.com/homosovieticus/status/831986704235900929

its like that ronaldo video as barca pass around him

>>74260050
>>it's downright criminal that >wheelchair is finally having a healthy/fit season.... for somebody else on a non-returnable loan.
Amazing Wenger isn't getting shat on by the media weekly about this. How many years has wheel chair picked up large wages because we knew he could style if he was fit? Now the one reaping the benefits are fucking Bournmeme.

>>74260344
>Krychowiak
>good

>>74260050
>wheelchair is finally having a healthy/fit season..

There is something wrong in Arse training session

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>>74260336

hey jewmaican, around halftime of the last game i wanted to slag you off for being a negative-nancy/debbie-downer (even tho i also had picked buyern 3-1 arsenal) --- but i have to admit that you were spot on, especially with that line about viewing CL knockout matches as a friendly.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4234176/Arsenal-s-Sanchez-fans-protest-leave.html
Just.

Give me 1(ONE) good reason why our midfield 3 shouldn't be
Özil
Jack-Krychowiak
With Jack being captain

>>74260401
>not remembering how he destroyed Messi and was the GOAT dm of a la Liga

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>>74260407
after all these years it becomes normal so why get mad

>>74260369
better than reddit tho

>Get beat by the best fucking team in the world by one or two more goals than you'd like
>GGRRRRRRR WONGA OUT!! CHANGECHANGECHANGE REEEEEEEE
lol?

>ywn slaughter all the WOB scum

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>>74260391
>overrating a player just because he's on the bench and nicked a few goals and other people are being a bit shit

i can't deny that's a part of this, but at the same time until we see him get trotted out there in bigger/better games how will we know for sure?

all i know is that whenever lucas gets on the pitch good things happen. could it be a function of shit opposition? obviously. could it be because lucas has a "unique set of skills" that are great for arsenal [especially his goal-poaching abilities] ?? i like to think so.

i feel pretty confident in saying that "the new joel campbell" is better than the actual joel campbell, and at the very least i wanna see him get a chance to prove that he can do better than iwobi or especially ox.... but for whatever reason/s arsene just doesn't seem to rate him, just like the original joel campbell. c'est la arsenal, no?

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http://www.livesoccertv.com/news/22126/alexis-sanchez-ready-to-quit-arsenal-after-heated-dressing-room-row/
>The South American sensation reportedly yelled at several team-mates after the final whistle, with Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain being one of them
>Alexis wasn’t the only angry Gunners player, as a blame game erupted in the dressing room
>with Steve Bould allegedly throwing a bottle at a wall.
Who started the fight?

>>74260420
Krychowiak doesn't play for Arsenal

>>74260420
That would still only be the 6th best midfield in the league

>>74260414
petitions are a complete waste of time lmao

>>74260452
some random website says it must be true

>>74260468
It's just a joke.

>>74260420
>Ozil

>>74260452
>The South American sensation reportedly yelled at several team-mates after the final whistle, with Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain being one of them

this season thomas mueller couldn't score if a disabled 300lb woman was laying on the bed spread eagle screaming out "FUCK ME THOMAS!" and yet ox still managed to find a way to get him a goal, an eerie callback to that first [home] leg against monaco 2 seasons ago where arsenal clawed back to have it 1-2 in the final minute of stoppage time.... only to have ox make an egregiously-dumbshit turnover at mid-field which turned into monaco rushing down and scoring a third goal in the waning seconds of ST to make it 1-3...

...so of course arsenal went to monaco and won 2-0 and ended up not advancing on away goals. to me that's the epitome of the guy who has taken over "the arteta role" of my most despised player on arsenal: alex oxlade-chambershit.

we should sign more pacey black kids imo

STEVE BOULD OUT

>>74260452
It's ironic how the worm has turned, Suarez "allegedly" nearly went to Arsenal now there are rumours about Sanchez wanting a Liverpool move to play under Klopp.

Kaveh Solhekol @SkyKaveh
Bournemouth charged in relation to FA’s anti-doping rules. Alleged they failed to ensure "whereabouts" information was accurate

>>74260420
>Jack
>Not on a wheelchair

>>74260278
He doesn't play multiple times a week at Bournemouth, I'd imagine that helps. It's hard to keep all of them fit when playing European football, the last time a team did well juggling PL and Europe in their league's performances was Chelsea under Mournhio.

>>74260508
Honestly Arsenal's whole British contingent is mediocre. Oxlade-Chamberlain, Walcott, Gibbs, Wilshere, Ramsey and Welbeck are all failed prospects, and I doubt Iwobi turns out much better either

They need to be offloaded and replaced

>get home from wagecucking
>Wenger is still unironically in charge of Arsenal FC

reee.pdf

or Alexis is a huge drama queen fagget or the British media are once again blowing this whole shit up out of proportions

According to @charles_watts, Arsenal are very interested in Chelsea's Dominic Solanke, and a summer move is a "real possibility".

>Alexis becomes an entilted little diva
>Chilie posters become cancerous
Really makes me think

>>74260616
Tammy is better desu

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>>74260520
so wait, bournemouth has a superior doping program to arsenal and THAT'S why wilshere has been fit this season?

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>>74260618
>>Alexis becomes an entilted little diva

dude, to his credit alexis is just about the only guy out there who looks like he actually gives a shit when [pic related]. what you're calling a "diva" can also technically be called a "leader" especially when you figure alexis is trying to step up and say "LADS IT ISN'T "OK" TO LOSE LIKE THIS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T BOTTLE 4TH/CL-GROUP EVERY YEAR!!!!"

that's why i've been keen to call our annual 4th/CL-Group "the gravy train" -- it's pretty damn obvious that wenger/board/etc are "OK" with being the lamest guy at the cool kids party every week/season, most likely because that ensures them that nice lucrative cut of the CL money while keeping "the dream" of winning [bigger] trophies alive because "hey at least >we didn't pull a [liverpool/man-united]"

Why is Wenger such a wanker?

On a scale from 1 to Arsenal fans are spineless, how likely is it that Wenger will extend his contract?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmgVPi_YQ7E

>>74260808

That nigga too ashy

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>imagine being wonga out

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>>74260748

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>I think many Arsenal fans will learn a tough lesson should he leave, you have to be careful what you wish for. The man is incredible, and I will forever have 100% faith in him. The disrespect he gets from our own fan-base is disgusting at times.

Christ almighty, I feel sorry for this sort.

>>74260855
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

>>74260855

honestly the fear is that >we do even worse post-wonga [pulling a liverpool/man-united] and to a pretty fair extent i understand that. for all the acrimony that comes with being THE #1 laughingstock in football for a few days, just imagine how bad it would be if >we bottle 4th/CL.... especially to tottnumb!

for whatever reason the lads seem to have this mindset where "everything is OK" as long as they finish 4th/+ and survive the CL group; as long as they do that they feel like they can keep on keeping on, and only when "the gravy train" is threatened do we see this arsenal side rise up and play like their [football] lives depend on it...

...you know, something that would be nice to see in, say, the first leg @buyern in the CL RO16.

>invite Gary Neville for an interview
>get btfo

AFTV is cancer.

>>74260454
>>74260465
>>74260502
>>74260525
Krychowiak has the physicality to dominate the prem and is alot more calm than Xhaka. Having him and Jack clean up the midfield let's Özil stay forward and letting Jack do the occasional run forward creates more room for Özil and the other attacking players. It would essentially be a copy of the Santi-Coq midfield except that Krychowiak can actually score the occasional goal and is always looking forward when he gets the ball unlike Coq.

>>74260547
The problem is much worse at Arsenal compared to other clubs. It's a genuine issue here and is more than just "we play multiple times a week".

In Ozil's entire career before joining Arsenal, he missed 33 days and 14 matches from injury. All of these injuries were while he was at Werder Bremen, the last of which was suffered in 2010 (he joined Arsenal in 2013).

In his first season at Arsenal, Ozil missed 42 days and 8 matches through injury.

In total, since joining Arsenal in 2013, Ozil has missed 158 days and 31 matches through injury.

The guy didn't get injured ONCE at Real Madrid who compete for every single trophy until the final rounds every single season, and he barely got injured at Werder Bremen.

There's a big problem here.

And he's not the only one, most players will follow similar trends.

>>74260808
>DT can string together a cohesive and calm thought
who knew

>>74260808
who won neville or the band of retards

>>74260935
I only pointed out >Jack because he's not reliable 'healthwise'.
Xhaka is shit, don't even compare him to Krychowiak.

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>Arsefags thought that Wenger was actually going to leave

>>74260855

desu you have to be a bit thick to not contemplated the possibility that things could turn to complete shit if he leaves considering how central he has been to the club for 20 years, i feel some damaging sense of a void will happen it's just whether a new manager/team can mitigate it

Remember when you used to get excited after conceding a corner?

>>74261241
>the possibility that things could turn to complete shit if he leaves

That's much better than this current cycle of always making top 4, then getting booted out in the same stage of the CL.

Arsenal need to be out of Europe for a few years so they can re-evaluate their position then come back strong like Juventus did.

>>74261241
>desu you have to be a bit thick to not contemplated the possibility that things could turn to complete shit if he leaves
We can take as read that we won't get constant top 4 after he leaves. But Arsenal is in a state of stagnation and it's turning into regression before our eyes.

Besides due to his age he has what, 3 years left even if he wins the league and CL anyway?

>>74261316

i'm not arguing for wenger to stay, just saying i can see the viewpoint

to add my own view i do think wenger is getting too much abuse (though again, i can understand the vitriol), but think he should leave and that the team will be better without him even if it takes a few rudderless seasons

You know what I'm scared of if Wenger leaves? His new team beating us.

>>74261375

Which club would he go to? Sutton?

>>74261375
Whatever you think about him, it's a fair shout that he loves the club too much to go to a competitor. He'd most likely go to China for a season or two.

>>74261385

Or become USMNT coach :)

>>74261375
This.
If Wenger goes to a new club and wins a league title
I will be livid

>>74260050
>Have Wilshere return here just to get injured a week in or get cycled around for other players
I'd rather he finish at Bournemouth. The kid hasn't gotten a full season since his first season here.

>>74260808
>DT and Moh stringing together actual thoughts
>Troopz is in the room

based neville

>>74261026
They aren't really injuries though. The players are just taking advantage of Arsenal FC, completely taking the piss and fooling Wenger into giving them long breaks.

Why is ARSEnal still a thing?

>>74261701
go get bombed, paki

hey can we stop bitching and moaning about our "little train that couldn't" of a club and focus on a club in some kind of REAL crisis?

lads, right now FC Barcelona is sitting in 2nd over a half-season removed since last winning la liga, and they haven't won the champions league IN OVER A SEASON AND A HALF!

seriously, the last time i remember a "crisis at barcelona" with luis enrique those poor tormented fans ended up finishing with a lowly treble, and now they're looking at ONLY a copa del rey as they finish 2nd to real madrid for the first time since the mourinho era?

yeah, it can be said that arsenal hasn't won the prem since "the mourinho era" but >we're arsenal and something something we're gay something something 5-1.... FC Barcelona is a REAL club with actual expectations and i can't help but feel for their fans as they have to suffer through a 2nd place season with no CL and only a copa del rey?

sometimes you just gotta thank god that you're not a barcelona fan because nobody knows suffering like that lot; could you imagine a season without multiple trophies? i hope there's a gofundme somewhere where i can help out those long-suffering fans!

>>74261728
hey lay off of pakistan! do you know how hard it is to make an entertaining post in /arse/ when you're constantly surrounded by the extra security that is needed whenever pakistan is involved with any sort of sports/banter on an international scale?

we should just be thankful that Allah (PBUH) is great, as He wills pakistan to join us in bantering off >our shitty club!

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>>74261760
So what you're saying is that it's all about perspective, got it.

>tfw our captain is the only 8-2 trolley dash signing remaining

also, if arsenal loses @ sutton united on monday should wonga immediately resign on tuesday?

>[Sutton United] currently play in the National League, the fifth tier of English football.

seriously, when i first looked them up and saw "17th in National League" i had to do a double take that i didn't accidentally look up a Major League Baseball team!

>>74261815
oh no, i'm not trying to quell the much-deserved butthurt/anger/etc after that shitshow on wednesday.... i was just listening to talkSPORT and they mentioned another "crisis at barcelona" and i couldn't help but scoff because the last time i heard of an >enrique OUT crisis at barcelona they went on to win the treble that season.

>>74261853
Ah fair enough. And:

>if arsenal loses @ sutton united on monday should wonga immediately resign on tuesday?
Yep. But honestly, if we're talking abould 'should's, he 'should' be fired by the board after that.

Anyone else praying that we lose to Sutton? The fallout would be beautiful.

Honestly I do want us to be as successful as possible and I know I shouldn't ever want us to lose, but Wenger is taking all the fun out of football for me and I don't even feel anything when we win matches anymore because I know nothing important will come of it in the end.

>>74261728
The chance of a bong flag being a paki is literally thousands time higher tbqh, lad

>>74261884
i'm in Wales, we are pure from your smelly culture :)

>>74261760
Luis Enrique seriously makes me wonder how important managers are at the elite level. The lad utterly failed at Roma making absurd decsions involving Totti, went on to do decent at Celta for a short period and is now a treble winning manger, vastly better CV than the likes of Tuchel and Sarri.

>>74261914

Did you happen to miss how mediocre Barca were when they didn't have a coach when Tito was ill?

Managers are very important. Good managers are even moreso.

>>74261912
meh, sheep shaggers, goat fuckers
what's the difference?

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>>74261867
>But honestly, if we're talking abould 'should's, he 'should' be fired by the board after that.

he should have been fired for starting ox+iwobi in that last match against buyern. you have to know that right now a xhaquelin" [xhaka+coq] midfield isn't going to give you a lot of possession, especially in the buyern half of the pitch.... so having a guy who's beyond "wasteful" with possessions like ox out there = criminally negligent IMO.

seriously, if you're only going to have ~10-15 good chances to get in/around the buyern box why the fuck would you have ox out there to fuck up just about every attack where he ends up with the ball? even at his best ox is always going to waste at least 1/3 of his possessions, which is why i've maintained #OxStillSucks since he started scoring a few goals earlier this season.

then to exacerbate things iwobi decided to regress into a wasteful player [who was clearly in over his head playing against a world-class side, even if it's technically a world-class side in a "meh" / relatively-down year] and it was seriously >fuckin ell m8 whenever you'd see iwobi try to hoof the ball forward and he'd overshoot his teammates by 5-10+ yards and allow buyern to recoil for yet another attack.

i'm not a big welbeck guy, but wouldn't you want to start someone who's more economical [with his bottling] out there? plus he tracks back and he came from man utd so he's had big CL matchups against real madrid and whatnot... hell, last season when >we played barcelona you had joel campbell in about-as-good-as-he-gets form and he's a guy who played barcelona the season b4 with valencia.... so why not put in guys with actual experience either against the opponent or in the CL? it boggles the mind!

>TLDR = my bad, but i'm basically externalizing the process of being converted into a WOB

>>74261931
>Did you happen to miss how mediocre Barca were when they didn't have a coach when Tito was ill?
It's almost like Tito had fucking cancer and it was extremely demoralising.

Having your manager suddenly diagnosed with a serious illness with noone willing to take the reigns=/Having a figurehead of a manager with subpar tactics like Enrique/Zidane.

>>74261964
>tfw Wenger will never get a serious illness

wenger forever

>>74261957
I feel iffy about blaming Ox. The real crime with Ox was playing him on the wing when he's done well in the centre lately. He should've dropped Coquelin, also Welbz should've started. Agreed re: Iwobi though, good player but this game was too big for him.

It's these clear and obvious tactical issues that make Wenger a relic. I don't hate him, but he should not be manager of Arsenal.

>>74261964

The way Arsenal play it's like Wenger is ill.

>>74261999
>Welbz

DID YOU SEE THAT SCORE G?

DO NOT CHAT TO ME

TWO GOALS FROM DANNY

ANOTHER TWO RVP

ARSENAL STILL LOSING

GUNNERS FANS STILL BOOING

WE DEM MOYEZ BOYZ

WE DEM MOYEZ BOYZ

WE DEM MOYEZ BOYZ FASSY

>>74262070
This general is Arsenal fans only pls.

>>74260808

moh and dt confirmed potentially 'normal' people

troopz and claude confirmed mugs

desu that was boring

>>74262337
What did Claude do wrong? CBA watching tonight desu but he always seems respectable.

>>74262346

he didn't really do much wrong but him and troopz can't articulate their thoughts anywhere near as well as moh or dt

he had a nice cheeky question at the end about rooney diving

>>74262321
>being an Arsenal fan AND a Welbeck fan
disgusting

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>>74259955
is alexis next?

>>74262826
Wenger's next. We've been holding him back all this time and it's Arsenal's fault, not his.

>>74261375
Let's face it, he's gonna go to Barcelona at the end of the season when they inevitably sack Enrique.

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>>74262892
>mfw Barcelona finish 4th

>>74262826

I'm happy Cesc finally gets to win his PL medal this year :3

>>74263048
he already won it 2 years ago m8

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He's come a long way.

>>74263252
I heard a rumour that Robbie used to roll around in a serious gang and that he actually killed someone before. Is it true?

>>74263300
He's done worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh2-o-zsr1U
Praises Bill Cosby on Proud to Be Black.

>>74263341
BILL COSBY INNOCENT!!!!!!!!

http://www.sport.es/es/noticias/premier-league/lucas-perez-quiere-irse-del-arsenal-5843928

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAH HAHAH HA HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH

>>74263252
Do you think Robbie is actually a serious football guy? Like, is he really knowledgable about the sport, or even Arsenal?

>>74263393
He is a legitimate fan of Arsenal. He's been going for years and years. He's even in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuua8Rrz9Hs

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>>74263412
why did you post this

>>74263412

Oh shit, so he is

>>74263412
I heard he actually supported a different team first, then changed to Arsenal.

>>74263539
We've all been there lad

>>74263580
>we
>all
no

>>74262934
No way do they want Arsene. They'll take Sampaoli.

Wenegr is outdated and isn't winning a title in ANY big league but the problems at Arsenal go beyond him (board, owners, players).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/02/17/uncertainty-arsenal-increases-doubts-grow-future-transfer-guru/

>>74263968
Get rid, bring back Dein for a couple of years.

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>>74259955

Pic related is the allocated area for all 800 Arsenal away fans at Sutton.

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>>74264077
>yfw we lose and angry WOBs invade the pitch

Moh, Troopz and Claude were all completely overwhelmed by talking with an actual celebrity. DT was the only lad who didn't completely embarass himself.

>>74264351
Because DT is our fucking guy.

reminder that frog cunt basically admitted today that he will sign on for another two years once we win a couple of games in a row

reminder that the match is actually on monday
i thought it was tomorrow

>tfw no maidragon

>Arsene Wenger's situation at Arsenal is not looking good, according to his brother Guy. (Mirror)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/arsene-wengers-brother-opens-up-9840838

>And there is also a question mark over the long-term future of Wenger's trusted transfer negotiator Dick Law, sources say. (Telegraph)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/02/17/uncertainty-arsenal-increases-doubts-grow-future-transfer-guru/

WENGER OUT

>>74265197
THIS

whats a good app to meet people? I don't want to fuck anyone just want to hang out, tried this meetme app but its filled with fakes and dudes who want to fuck me

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>there's a possibility Wenger might sign the contract
This will be a first for me but I'm going to hope bad things for Arsenal this season so the cunt leaves. No FA cup ffs and dropping out of top 4. Pls kek.

>>74265322
grindr

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>>74265383

afcstuff @afcstuff
Allegri: "How's my English? I started learning before Milan, now I've left it. They say I'll go to Arsenal? They say that, I just listen..."

>>74265414
if it's any consolation I'd hang out with you senpai (as long as you're really black) but I don't live near you anyway

>>74265481
I know lad, I'd hang out with everyone here if they were cool, would be fun

haven't played footie in a while

>>74265503
I'm going to play footie on sunday with some guys from work but I literally haven't played or even exercised for years. It's going to kill me but I hope it's at least fun

>>74265523
what if you die of a heart attack

>>74265523
footie is always fun but yeah when you're unfit and run around a few mins it will probably tire you out quickly good excise though

i use to play all the time back in my school days and college days at lunch
good times

you'll just be probably sore afterwards

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2888061/alexis-sanchez-quit-arsenal-thousands-chilean-fans-march-protest/

>>74265532
I want to die anyway

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>FA cup weekend
only international breaks are worst than this meme competition.

>>74265715
but muh most prestigious cup in the world

Alexis is fucking trash.

>>74265868
wanna fight?

>>74265715
who is his cute girl (male)
>>74265819
RARE

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>>74265905
mirumiru

>unironically supporting Arsenal

i shiggy diggy

Chelsea fan here, how are you guys?

>>74266252
depressed, you?

>>74266275
Looking forward to see what young players Conte starts tomorrow.

Why the fuck is Arsene forcing Walcott over Perez? The guy is more invisible than fucking Ozil, fuck this senile cunt. Perez NEEDS to start over Walcott.

>>74266446
Can't wait till Wenger fucks off so we can feel like this again.

>>74260508
>Home leg against Monaco
That's the one where Jiroo missed a few sitters right? And tbf ox was the one who scored the worldie to make 1-2 before shitting the bed.

the most /arsenal/ thing about that game is that that Carrasco scored to make it 3-1. Atleti bought him for 20m, the same price Arsenal paid for Lelbeck

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>>74266970
naw the most /arsenal/ things about that game were

1) arsenal coming out and clearly dominating the game, as they were the superior side in some kind of really really top form at the time.... yet they [and likely giroud] bottled their chances/sitters and had nothing to show for their dominance, which allowed monaco to sit back and wait for their [rare] counter chances, which they made sure to convert in order to get out to a proper 2-0 lead.

2) arsenal eventually claws back [in the 2H?] and gets a goal to make it 1-2 heading into stoppage time [with the general feeling being "hey >we're only down 1 goal heading into the 2nd leg @monaco, so this could be doable"]

3) however in the final ~30 seconds of ST ox casually commits an EGREGIOUS AS FUCK turnover right around the half-line in the middle of the pitch, resulting in monaco getting one final counter/break, which they casually/clinically converted into a HUGE third goal in the waning seconds of ST.

and then, finally, 4) entering the 2nd leg @monaco down 1-3, arsenal proceeds to win 2-0 [getting their second goal circa ~70-75' and spending the final ~20mins being "close but no cigar" in terms of getting their de-facto golden goal]

ERGO, arsenal theoretically could have advanced to the CL QFs in the ONE year where they didn't draw barca or buyern (or even AC Milan back when they still kinda mattered) --- if only that dumbshit ox didn't get all casual in the final minute/s of the game and commit an egregious turnover that led to the opponents' final [back-breaking] goal...

...you know, just like he did circa 88' on wednesday, giving not just buyern but THOMAS FUCKING MUELLER another goal to ensure that even a nice tidy 3-0 win in the return leg won't mean jack squat diddly shit cuz now it's 4-0/better to advance!

>TLDR = yeah yeah yeah i know time to go get my meds, aka "c'est la me, no?"

>>74267861
>ERGO, arsenal theoretically could have advanced to the CL QFs in the ONE year where they didn't draw barca or buyern

in addendum, i do technically realize that even if arsenal entered the 2nd leg only down 1-2 that they would have found a way to bottle that (whether winning 1-0, going 2-1 into extra time / pens and bottling that, or simply outright losing the game)

...but still it's way more fun to just blame everything on that dumbshit ox! #OxStillSucks!

>>74261876
This, I share your sentiment about not feeling anything when winning. But we know that the excuse of losing would be 2nd string/youth squad are not prepared.

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Neville's the idiot and embarrassment. He can't defend Wenger's failure to win the league in almost 13 years and so instead deflects it onto the fans who are fed up with the stagnation, as if we wouldn't be a fucking joke even if no one protested.

when will >we stop being shit bros

Is Mustafi any good. I know it's easy to criticise him after Wednesday but what does he bring to the CB partnership? Pace, strength, aerial ability?

>>74268860

Thought he hit the ground running with Koscielny and dropped Per 3rd choice. Still we're way too reliant on Kosc.

>>74268860
uhhh...i think mustafi is a beneficiary of what i call "the mertesacker effect" which is really "the koscielny effect"

case in point, we're typically used to a kosc/mert CB pairing, and in that pairing kosc is THE BOSS who runs around generally being a shitkicking CB. mert has no raw athleticism to man-mark anyone [hell, if someone gets him running with them then you're in trouble] so typically his game is complimentary to kosc, in that he'll often let koscielny run around and do anything while mert's strength is technically a luxury that koscielny affords you--- mert is great at going up and snuffing out potentially dangerous situations before they can snowball into trouble... but when he doesn't have that free reign to go around and do that and he's left [exposed] to run with attackers, welp, remember 1-5 @anfield during the 13-14 season? thereyago!

so because we're so used to kosc bossing it up with a big [useless] german next to him, when you get ANYONE with a pulse next to kosc at first they look like they're amazing! who can forget adrian durham on talkSPORT during the first couple'a weeks of the 14-15 season [when mert and ozil were on extended post-WC break] going like "how can you possibly replace calum chambers with per mertesacker? chambers has looked fantastic, he's a young kid, and it'd be madness to bench him simply because he isn't per mertesacker!"

...but then over time we got to see the chambers meme play out [especially at RB, where the only thing worse than his lack of pace was his shit positioning... he conceded more base-lines than wilshere trying to get laid at the club] and yeah.

didn't gabriel look decent for a few weeks when he first showed up? then he had to play for koscielny and uhh... yeah.

and now mustafi.... he shows up, he looks the part, he's generally invisible [in a good way] during a proper run of arsenal form... .but when koscielny left the buyern game... yeah. it's basically "the koscielny effect" innit?

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>>74268959

you actually typed all that and aren't even joking (and it worries me the text is somewhat sane)

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>>74268959
Imagine what you could have done with your time instead of typing up this autistic nonsense that nobody will take seriously

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>>74268979
dude, if you ever hear of a place called "the book store" you need to immediately duck and run away from it as fast if you can! they're like "newspapers" [archaic paper slabs with walls of TLDR/text on them] but they're seriously like 50 times more unnecessarily indulgent!

if you think my posts comprised of ~3-4 small-to-decent paragraphs worth of "content" is daunting, man, these so-called "novelists" will have you so scared that you'll sleep with the lights on for at least a year!

>>74269025
yeah, i could have made [pic related] or something...

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>>74259955
>Eternal Arsenal Thread

You guys are such faggots. All you do is post the same stupid shit all week in the same stupid "eternal hurr hurr" thread. They arent even playing right now. Nor were they playing last night, nor any other fucking time you bump this shit thread. Do you think we want to see your stupid ass thread every 2 minutes? I assure you we dont.

>>74268578
>when will >we stop being shit bros


>India flag

you will ALWAYS be shit

>>74269031
Are you 14? You type like you are.

>>74269043
>worst korea
too bad you lot aren't hosting 4chan this year so that way you could refpost your way into the semis!

>>74269064
dude, i've done more OC for this place than all of you "grown up tweet-posters" combined. i come here to talk about arsenal and you lot come here to talk about me... and obviously 3-4 paragraphs about arsenal is much much worse than 3-4 posts about me!

(sorry i'm [relatively] interesting. i'll try to be more banal and forgettable in the future so you lot can feel better about yourselves =)

>>74260519
Why would he go to another mid-table club when he could probably join Buyern and win everything?

Hell even a City/Chelsea move makes more sense

off topic lads but found Ty in this video from 2004

https://youtu.be/Eg7jYCcvO4U?t=31s

He was a walking ad even back then

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so how many adults is wenger willing to sacrifice to beat these guys?

>How’s my English? I started learning before Milan, now I’ve left it. They say I’ll go to Arsenal? You all say that, I just listen…

what did he mean by this?

once wanger is out who do we appoint to make arsenal great again? i unironically think moyes could MAGA

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>>74269286
if lucas is still "injured" [or otherwise not-starting] then i say we riot... or at least bitch about it on the internet.

of course, i have a funny feeling that the prodigal son is going to return for this one.... that's right kids, yaya saNOGOALS will be our "fox in the box" that gives you flashbacks to the 2014 FA Cup final [and quite possibly even francis jeffers if >you go back that far]

can i get an official ruling from /arse/ on whether yaya saNOGOALS is fit to be the new #BLACK?

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u jelly gays?

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who's /HoldingOutForAHero/ here?

official theme song for the hero that arsenal deserves = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

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>>74260555
trips of truths.

Brits known for mental weakness.

All Prem. sides suffer from their Brit meme players that massively underperform on the reg but no one notices cause of all the massive hype they get as soon as they do anything good..

>wenger had enough time to learn this. WENGER OUT

Do you guys think Robbie wants Wenger to stay? I mean the way his channel is growing is would be a logical choice. I doubt it will grow as much if a new manager comes in.

>>74269503
>>74269503
what if the next manager was like >moyes
that would be better than keeping wenger, for robbie at least, because then ty and cris etc will get some ammo

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>>74269474
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: you can't spell "fox in the box" without "ox"

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>>74269325
unironically TT. He would make Arsenal great (for the first time) again!

>smart enough to assemble massive talents on all positions
>has done amazingly for dortmund, even though board and sporting directors not backing him, selling off his best players, refusing transfers he wants.
>makes GOAT talents like guerreiro, Dembele play perfectly, even makes Bartra and Sokratis look like good CBs!!
>his sides are extremely well organised and practised in their movement
>tactically able to adapt and change according to situation
>even when loosing to portugese meme team, completely dominant, could have been rape, if his star striker didnt have his head turned by halal and others
>actually a likeable guy, able to express emotions, not a lemonsucking stiff whose stick up his ass actuall has a stick up its ass


BTW my constant on/off IP range ban is finally letting me post again.

Was gonna post an apology, since it really was not Özil's game, still, you don't blame the quarterback for not throwing completed passes if his orc minions cant even get their basic shit right. A bit like complaining the wizard didn't track back and challenge the cut inside man before he did the usual --- Gibbo and Coq where on him!! Is Arse supposed to triple team him?!? If you pull your Wizard back to the 16yard box on a normal buyern attack (not a counter), your orcs and fighters suck and you may as well not even play him.

Anyway, i think in the second half (except the refball) we got done by that manlet. Mr Lame - he didn't learn!!

The thing that gets me the most, when Wenger will resign, that is when the real battle will begin.

We will not get any closer to title challenge, it will take yet another decade to throw out Cronky.

>>74265523
>>74265554
>>74265532
remember to stretch and warmup all your leg muscles, tendons, etc. knees and ankles particularly important.

The amount of times some fat footy fan joins for a bit of a kick around (just like he did in the old days), does no stretching or warming up (cause it dont look cool), then gets over excited and competitive when the game gets going and suddenly snaps, twists, breaks, overstretches his knee,ankle, shoulder, hips, whatever and leaves in an ambulance (souring the whole fun of the kickaround).

Remember if you havent done sport for ages, your fat now, your muscle are totally out of practice, if you run and turn like you did as a kid you will premanently damage something. Take it real slow at first and do a proper fucking warmup!!

>>74268959
good post, imo.

The Koscielny effect is real. Kind of works two ways though, when Kos takes all responsibility and always plays, his partner doesn't learn how to play that part. Mustafi is physically capable enough. i would have made him captain after Kos went off, really make him take charge and see what happens. When Gooby came on it seemed like there was no one in charge anymore (certainly wasnt gibbo, who is clearly championship tier).

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>>74269427
>>74269429
>>74269434
Nice. You all should march to London holding that and Wenger Out banner like the Chilean.

>>74269534
Robbie is swimming in money at the moment

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/arsenalfanstv

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>>74269637
>When Gooby came on it seemed like there was no one in charge anymore

oh sure there were people in charge, they just happened to be on the other team. when they lead >we sure as shit followed them... all the way to the back of the net (cuz someone had to retrieve the ball! =)

gibbs definitely has PL athleticism; i always said that if you were able to combine his raw athleticism with monreal's football brain [and injury history] that you'd have one hell of a footballer.

when i watch gibbs i get this feeling like he was originally a winger who just wasn't good enough at [offensive] football, so they pushed him further back down the field to LB so he didn't have to worry about bottling as much as he would up front; then it wouldn't surprise me if playing a less-natural "defensive" game is what causes him to pick up so many damn knocks/injuries.

btw i might or might not end up stealing gooby from you!

>>74269708

well that's what he literally is, he was a winger at youth level and when he first made a handful of appearances for the first team

>>74269605
Thanks for the advice lad, but I'm far from fat. My cardiovascular fitness is appalling though and if I extensively warm up before I play I'll be too knackered to actually play a match.

>>74269429
Muh dick

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>>74269767
well then my gut feeling/s were right. clearly if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and fucks other ducks then you know it's gotta be a diesel powerblock engine, you know what i'm saying?

(don't worry, even i don't know what i'm saying ~63% of the time, so i'll just +1 this guy >>74269917 and be on my way!)

also, since i have this odd feeling that >we're gonna find a new way to not play lucas on monday, we might as well get behind the guy who's prolly gonna take his spot. once again: is he eligible to be the new #BLACK ??

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>>74269429

>>74269708
That is the old saying. Not good enough in attack to be a winger, not strong enough to be a CB, you are now a FB.

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>>74269936

>>74269919

He also maintains the grounds and turns off the floodlights at night.

And formerly was an ice cream man.

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>>74269567
it won't let me delete my old post, but here's the properly cleaned up version for [nobody]

>>74269958
Everyone always gives Wenger shit, and rightly so, for just sitting on the bench and looking like he doesn't care, but literally our whole bench was just sat there while Bayern were raping us. No one of them got out of their seats in to shout at our players or even just in frustration. It's fucking weird desu.
Need a whole new backroom staff.

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>>74267897
No, Ox absolutely is shit. It's just hilarious that right before he fucks Arsenal over against Monaco, he's the one with the hero goal (n stoppage time) that gave them a lifeline

>>74270016
Wenger probably has them on strict instructions to stay reserved. Remember all the attention United got when Giggs was going mental at the touchline while Van laal wrote his little notes.

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>>74270016
>Need a whole new backroom staff.
you know, for the longest time i've been cracking jokes about how thursday football "is a fate worse than death" and all that. it's not like #SameOlArsenal raped me on wednesday and i've been crying in cold showers every night since then (i likened getting mad that >we can't beat buyern over 2 legs to getting mad that your toaster can't make a proper milkshake)...

BUT

man oh man, i have to admit that as >we keep on going down this path where >we keep capital-B Bottling a season that's featured the best arsenal side in my football lifetime (excepting the glaring hole where >we don't currently have a healthy/fit CM on the squad at the moment)

sheeeeeit, while i can't sit here and beat the drums for >WENGER OUT!!! i sure as hell can say that i'm getting more and more open to seeing what someone else can do with this squad/club/etc.

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>Tottenham Hotspur will win the Premier League within the next four years, says former manager Harry Redknapp.

>"They have been fantastic under Pochettino," Redknapp told BBC Radio 5 live's Friday Football Social.

>"I have absolutely loved the way they have played - their football, the pace of the full-backs.

>"Tottenham will go on and win the Premier League in the next three or four years."

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>>74270025
holy shit, i had completely forgotten about the fact that ox had technically scored >our one goal in the home leg of the RO16 against monaco!

seriously, it's even more damning that ox would go and make that beyond-awful turnover @ mid-field in the final ~30 seconds of ST because you just know that he was mentally checked out like "hell yeah i just gave us a fighting chance in the 2nd leg!" and therefore he was lackadaisical and carefree cuz you know that goal got him going like his shit don't stank BUT lean a little bit closer, see... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0

(yeah i also touched up this image that i posted earlier... same thing as b4)

>>74270119
nothing wrong with being hopeful. literally th only way arsenal has remained upfloat for a while now.

>>74270119
No they won't.
Poch has the job of maximizing profits for the next 5-10 years to pay for the new stadium. £11M in net spend average in the last 5 years, with a paper thin squad, is not aiming for a title.

Watch Spurs follow the Arsenal precedent, selling off a top player each year for a profit and spending only on cheap youngsters.

>>74270181
>selling off a top player each year
My body is ready.

>>74270181
>Watch Spurs follow the Arsenal precedent, selling off a top player each year
Actually doubt it. The climate of football is different now and there's so much more money in it. They won't have to sell if they don't want to.

>>74270089
So you're still firmly in favour of Wenger staying for now?

>>74269919
>>74269961

would have a pint with him.

>>74270291
oh hell no, i'm not firmly in favor of anything outside of robbing old ladies leaving the bank or fucking eva green or something...

i just can't jump up and down and scream WENGER OUT!!!! cuz i'm still conditioned to have the fear of the unknown break me down and bring forth nightmarish visions of watching football on thursdays... however, at this point i really would like to see what someone else could do with [this?] arsenal [side].

so basically i can't say "GTFO ARSENE!!!!" but at the same time i can't say that i'd be all that bothered if he left, you know?

>>74270286
This is a good point. However, Spurs' stadium will cost about £300m more than Arsenal's. Plus, Arsenal are in a lot better financial shape than Spurs so Spurs now aren't that much better off than Arsenal then.

>>74269578
overcomplicates things

how many different positions have his players played in? i have no problem changing system but he does it too much

Wenger OUT

>>74269880
you misunderstand. Warm up means getting all your tendons, ligaments and that shit warm. Not necessary to jog til your knackered (which does very little for warming up your tendons). Do stretching (specially long tendon inside thighs), knee circles (feet together flat, make circle motions, warms up ankles /knees), some gentle lateral movements with thighs (long unused muscles that get strained quickly by general footy movements). Looks gay but seriously, never had an issue and I often get back into actual competitive games, even after not exercising one bit for months.

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Thoughts on Sutton, considering the Lincoln City match result?

>>74270960
not really true. modern game needs variety of tactical approaches, players need high intelligence nowadays.

Ideally he takes Dembele (-> play in Iwobi role or centrally, like he does now, as Özil understudy/replacement) and Guerreiro) excellent crosser, amazing technique, --> play in Gibbo position) with him to arsenal and we would seriously have some of that quality we need. Also would like piszcek, big guy, good in tackling/heading/ballwinning and a real threat going forward.

I think only the defense needs simple clear structure. Going forward his complex attacking movements, that perfect timing on those offside beating passes you saw against benfica is amazingly good at switching up the game when needed and constantly being a threat.

>this would be my dream for arsenal after Wenger

Out of curiosity, how many of you are non-white?

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>>74271332

>>74271332
Chilean, only support this shitty team cause of Alexis

>>74271332
Are gingers white?

I was watching the AFTV Gary Neville interview. They just came across as butthurt losers who were upset that someone called them an idiot and hurt their feelings.

>>74271424
Was that your first time seeing an Arsenal fan or something?

>>74260002
Ive lost 5-1 to you again

>>74259955
No idea why arsenal keeps showing up here.
Easily one of the most pathetic teams 2bh

>>74271446
I was expecting a debate about whether or not Arsene Wenger is doing a good job. But they based the whole interview on their feelings and how they don't want to be seen as a joke. It was disappointing.

>>74271569
Again, is this the first time you've seen an Arsenal fan?

Bayern losing 1-0

>>74271332
Less white than I would like to me.

>>74271332
More white than I'd like to be

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>>74271332
purest white of a true snowflake.

more interestingly though, people are even betting on Viera replacing Whingher. Löw would be interesting but, imo, its Tuchel, Simeone, Allegri, Jardim, Hasenhuettel and Schmidt that are most desirable (in that order).

1: Massimiliano Allegri - 9/2 with BetVictor

2: Eddie Howe - 5/1 with Betstars

3: Thomas Tuchel - 10/1 with BetVictor

4: Leonardo Jardim - 14/1 with BetVictor

5: Diego Simeone - 14/1 with BetVictor

Arsenal next manager odds
Manager Odds
Eddie Howe 2/1
Ralph Hasaenhuttl 8/1
Joachim Low 12/1
Diego Simeone 12/1
Roger Schmidt 18/1
Patrick Viera 18/1
Thierry Henry 22/1
Luis Enrique 22/1
Antoine Kombouare 25/1

https://www.footballtips.com/category/uk-football/top-five-managerial-candidates-to-replace-arsene-wenger-at-arsenal-20160418-0017/


also, in other important news, for all the non whites here, lets remember the true GOAT in his field that is Junie Morrison. The only one who was actually funkier than Bootsy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tECDgsQY1Z0

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>>74272100
>2: Eddie Howe
ew

>>74271332
Gotta be non-white, this is an Arsenal thread

>>74272100

no one wants a meme german manager. italians are where it's at.

>>74272100

tell me what is good about tuchel? (same question for schmidt)

simeone will only leave atletico for lazio imo

allegri or jardim would be respectable

hasenhuettel hasn't done anything of note aside from ride to leipzig money train

>>74272188
>simeone will only leave atletico for lazio imo
its inter la

>>74272207

hmmmmmmmmmm my mistake

>>74272188
arsenal wants exciting and new, not another old fart. Hasenhuettl and Tuchel have done extremely well with the shitty clubs they had to manage (Ingolstadt and Mainz respectively).

I'm not anti the old italians (and whatever Jardim is) but would prefer some excitement to the footy (its the arsenal way!), rather have great football to be played instead of result grinders. Although trophies really do seem a priority at this club right now, it would be much cooler if it was done on modern, free flowing attacking play than dirty italian,/south american professionalism.

you lot want to hear a joke?

Arsenal.


xD

>>74272267

really though i'm asking what's good about them, are they seen as good tacticians, motivators etc. tuchel doesn't seem to be doing that well with dortmund and leverkusen are low in the table etc (for schmidt), we get basically 0 german football over here aside from champions league

personally i think arsenal are going to need solid professionalism most after wenger, as there's a danger of a collapse but that's just my view

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>tfw you have to watch goat and dybala tearing up europe while arsenal struggles and underperforms as usual

>>74272331
tuchel is like pep, meme formations and players in weird positions

schmidt is all pressing

If we don't get Allegri i'm going to cry desu

>>74272100
>Löw would be interesting
no he fucking wouldn't

>>74272267
>Hasenhuettl
There is literally no reason at all to prefer him to Eddie Howe.

This is the /Hertha/ thread, hello

>>74271332
I'm white in Brazil, i.e., non-white everywhere else.

>Leicester

I love it

>Tottenham Hotspur have now gone 3,283 days without winning a trophy. They have equalled Arsenal's well-documented and heavily reported drought from 05 to 14.

St. Trophy-Drought's Day incoming lads

selling gnabry for €5m was a mistake

>>74272670
Be my pale bf.

>>74273800
We have the most stacked wide players in the league, arguably Europe. Just no room for Gnarbs.

>Wolves playing better against Chelsea than we did

>>74273940
What kind of myth is this? The only good wing player we have is Alexis.

Iwobi: promising but should not be starting
Walcott: not consistent enough
Ox: see Walcott, also he's apparently a CM now
Lucas: not a winger

We may have enough players to fill the position but it's clear we need one more quality player. Gnabry is not there yet but the fact that he's pretty much already confirmed to be going to Bayern is telling.

Bayern probably have the best wingplayers in Europe. Robben, Costa, Coman, Ribéry. All much better than what we have besides Alexis.

>>74274010
>Walcott: not consistent enough

This is no longer true. He's consistently shit.

>>74273940
Gnabberz is better than every one of our wingers except Alexis.

>>74274010
>>74273940
>we

>>74274010
>>74274039
DAE think Alexis is our only good player!??? XD

Kill yourself you AKB subhuman dogs

>>74274117
Huh? You alright lad?

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Is it me or are wolves playing with....tactics

>>74274246
look errrr

>>74274281
I mean, Chelsea will win but my god, is this how some teams play? With an actual gameplay? I don't think I've seen that from Arsenal in years

>>74274305
I'm not even watching desu. I'm playing The Last of Us for the first time and Ellie is just annoying. She's not cute at all.

>>74274341
she's a bit young lad, wanted to get nioh but saw that it was like £40+

fuck that, i could afford it but the price bother me

>>74274382
yeah but if it was a Japanese game she'd definitely be cute. I can't get attached to her when she's like this. And I'm not into games like Nioh desu but I want Yakuza 0, I feel the same about it being £40 though

>>74273433
I think some of you AKB faggots would be fine with us getting relegated so long as Spuds finished 20th and we did the double on them. Fucking tired of this 'we're better than the milk cup team lad, everyone is gravy' bollocks.

>>74274430
Do you play Japanese games? I use to love Jrpgs back in the day but now I couldn't see myself playing them, they are so fucking goofy, never played last of us but i have seen a let's play of it and it looks comfy as fuck, thought she was great desu

>>74274481
Yeah, when you grow up playing them and watching anime, jrpgs are pretty much the go to games. I can understand thinking they're goofy though

>>74274536
still watch some anime desu

>>74274593
Watch Maidragon lad.
Also, is The Witcher 3 any good? It's only £25

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>>74274638
One night, an office worker named Kobayashi comes across an injured dragon named Tohru who had come from another world. Wanting to repay Kobayashi's hospitality, Tohru starts living with her as a maid, soon attracting the attention of other dragons who come to the human world

nah i'm good

>>74274638
>The Witcher 3 any good

yes get it, i spent over 50 hours playing it but just stop playing one day out of the blue
but it's a lot of fun

Keira Metz is sexy as fuck

You now remember Phillipe Senderos

>>74272331
i agree that lsolid professionalism is required after Wenger leaves. Maybe Schmidt has had slight issues with loosing it when the overly obvious refball is going on, but otherwise both seem to have the respect of their players and backroom staff.

Tuchel and (to a much lesser extent) Schmidt are particularly good at getting their teams to work as a unit, support each other through effective group movement.

11 average players working as a unit, everyone in their right position attacking or closing down an attack, moving into spaces they train to, making the sort of runs where the passers knows its going to be there..

Its the future of football, it has to keep developing that way. A strong, well oiled machine of a team 9 out of 10 times beats a group of world class individualists looking primarily out for themselves and their own duty (whether defending or attacking).

ILeicester proved what can only be achieved with a generally average squad of players (e.g. Huth, Drinkwater, Fuchs, et all) and only a handful of real talent (mahrez, kante, schmeichel)

>>74272444
Tuchel has been struggling with Dortmund management, his work at developing the team as a playing unit and the talent with in it cant really be questioned (not at Mainz either, who still play well since he was there).

>>74272595
Must have more experience, not sure what Howe has ever done before bournmout, but maybe your right on this one.

>>74273800
Gnabry is a perfect example of why I am Wenger Out.

I reckon mourinho is right, the squad is great, arsene just cant get them playing right, he is done!

>>74272331
also forgot to add. Dortmund where awful in Klopp's last days, real shambles. Plus with key players being constantly sold, Tuchel has done really stunningly well. Dortmund are right back up again and can start challenging for major titles again next season.

Really should just watch some highlights of dortmunds current games (e.g. footytube).

>>74274678
50+ hours isn't even a lot for game

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>>74274909
i wasn't even close enough to finish, i wanted to do all the side quest i could before anything

>>74274963
I just bought Dynasty Warriors 8 instead because it was cheaper. Maybe I'll get Witcher some other day

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>>74275218
>Dynasty Warriors 8

>>74275218
>Musoushit
Anon..

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>>74275391
>>74275413
could be fun

>>74275572
You are a weeb.

>>74275413
I will still get berserk musou

>>74275579
Dynasty Warriors is about the history of the Three Kingdoms though. It's not like I got the One Piece musou

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>>74275596

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TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE, WELL THE PLEASURE, THE PRIVILEGE IS MINE

>>74274010
Iwobi should play AM at least we dont have to rely on his shity defending

>>74276024
Definitely. Especially because he can't into wing play at all. I've never seen him just beat a fullback and whip a cross in.